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    <div1 id="i" next="ii" prev="toc" title="Title Page">
<h1 id="i-p0.1">
      THE BALL AND THE CROSS
    </h1>
    <h2 id="i-p0.2">
      By G.K. Chesterton
    </h2>
</div1>

    <div1 id="ii" next="iii" prev="i" title="I. A Discussion Somewhat in the Air">
    <h2 id="ii-p0.1">
      I. A DISCUSSION SOMEWHAT IN THE AIR
    </h2>
<p id="ii-p1" shownumber="no">
      The flying ship of Professor Lucifer sang through the skies like a silver
      arrow; the bleak white steel of it, gleaming in the bleak blue emptiness
      of the evening. That it was far above the earth was no expression for it;
      to the two men in it, it seemed to be far above the stars. The professor
      had himself invented the flying machine, and had also invented nearly
      everything in it. Every sort of tool or apparatus had, in consequence, to
      the full, that fantastic and distorted look which belongs to the miracles
      of science. For the world of science and evolution is far more nameless
      and elusive and like a dream than the world of poetry and religion; since
      in the latter images and ideas remain themselves eternally, while it is
      the whole idea of evolution that identities melt into each other as they
      do in a nightmare.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p2" shownumber="no">
      All the tools of Professor Lucifer were the ancient human tools gone mad,
      grown into unrecognizable shapes, forgetful of their origin, forgetful of
      their names. That thing which looked like an enormous key with three
      wheels was really a patent and very deadly revolver. That object which
      seemed to be created by the entanglement of two corkscrews was really the
      key. The thing which might have been mistaken for a tricycle turned
      upside-down was the inexpressibly important instrument to which the
      corkscrew was the key. All these things, as I say, the professor had
      invented; he had invented everything in the flying ship, with the
      exception, perhaps, of himself. This he had been born too late actually to
      inaugurate, but he believed at least, that he had considerably improved
      it.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p3" shownumber="no">
      There was, however, another man on board, so to speak, at the time. Him,
      also, by a curious coincidence, the professor had not invented, and him he
      had not even very greatly improved, though he had fished him up with a
      lasso out of his own back garden, in Western Bulgaria, with the pure
      object of improving him. He was an exceedingly holy man, almost entirely
      covered with white hair. You could see nothing but his eyes, and he seemed
      to talk with them. A monk of immense learning and acute intellect he had
      made himself happy in a little stone hut and a little stony garden in the
      Balkans, chiefly by writing the most crushing refutations of exposures of
      certain heresies, the last professors of which had been burnt (generally
      by each other) precisely 1,119 years previously. They were really very
      plausible and thoughtful heresies, and it was really a creditable or even
      glorious circumstance, that the old monk had been intellectual enough to
      detect their fallacy; the only misfortune was that nobody in the modern
      world was intellectual enough even to understand their argument. The old
      monk, one of whose names was Michael, and the other a name quite
      impossible to remember or repeat in our Western civilization, had,
      however, as I have said, made himself quite happy while he was in a
      mountain hermitage in the society of wild animals. And now that his luck
      had lifted him above all the mountains in the society of a wild physicist,
      he made himself happy still.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p4" shownumber="no">
      "I have no intention, my good Michael," said Professor Lucifer, "of
      endeavouring to convert you by argument. The imbecility of your traditions
      can be quite finally exhibited to anybody with mere ordinary knowledge of
      the world, the same kind of knowledge which teaches us not to sit in
      draughts or not to encourage friendliness in impecunious people. It is
      folly to talk of this or that demonstrating the rationalist philosophy.
      Everything demonstrates it. Rubbing shoulders with men of all kinds——"
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p5" shownumber="no">
      "You will forgive me," said the monk, meekly from under loads of white
      beard, "but I fear I do not understand; was it in order that I might rub
      my shoulder against men of all kinds that you put me inside this thing?"
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p6" shownumber="no">
      "An entertaining retort, in the narrow and deductive manner of the Middle
      Ages," replied the Professor, calmly, "but even upon your own basis I will
      illustrate my point. We are up in the sky. In your religion and all the
      religions, as far as I know (and I know everything), the sky is made the
      symbol of everything that is sacred and merciful. Well, now you are in the
      sky, you know better. Phrase it how you like, twist it how you like, you
      know that you know better. You know what are a man's real feelings about
      the heavens, when he finds himself alone in the heavens, surrounded by the
      heavens. You know the truth, and the truth is this. The heavens are evil,
      the sky is evil, the stars are evil. This mere space, this mere quantity,
      terrifies a man more than tigers or the terrible plague. You know that
      since our science has spoken, the bottom has fallen out of the Universe.
      Now, heaven is the hopeless thing, more hopeless than any hell. Now, if
      there be any comfort for all your miserable progeny of morbid apes, it
      must be in the earth, underneath you, under the roots of the grass, in the
      place where hell was of old. The fiery crypts, the lurid cellars of the
      underworld, to which you once condemned the wicked, are hideous enough,
      but at least they are more homely than the heaven in which we ride. And
      the time will come when you will all hide in them, to escape the horror of
      the stars."
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p7" shownumber="no">
      "I hope you will excuse my interrupting you," said Michael, with a slight
      cough, "but I have always noticed——"
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p8" shownumber="no">
      "Go on, pray go on," said Professor Lucifer, radiantly, "I really like to
      draw out your simple ideas."
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p9" shownumber="no">
      "Well, the fact is," said the other, "that much as I admire your rhetoric
      and the rhetoric of your school, from a purely verbal point of view, such
      little study of you and your school in human history as I have been
      enabled to make has led me to—er—rather singular conclusion,
      which I find great difficulty in expressing, especially in a foreign
      language."
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p10" shownumber="no">
      "Come, come," said the Professor, encouragingly, "I'll help you out. How
      did my view strike you?"
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p11" shownumber="no">
      "Well, the truth is, I know I don't express it properly, but somehow it
      seemed to me that you always convey ideas of that kind with most
      eloquence, when—er—when——"
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p12" shownumber="no">
      "Oh! get on," cried Lucifer, boisterously.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p13" shownumber="no">
      "Well, in point of fact when your flying ship is just going to run into
      something. I thought you wouldn't mind my mentioning it, but it's running
      into something now."
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p14" shownumber="no">
      Lucifer exploded with an oath and leapt erect, leaning hard upon the
      handle that acted as a helm to the vessel. For the last ten minutes they
      had been shooting downwards into great cracks and caverns of cloud. Now,
      through a sort of purple haze, could be seen comparatively near to them
      what seemed to be the upper part of a huge, dark orb or sphere, islanded
      in a sea of cloud. The Professor's eyes were blazing like a maniac's.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p15" shownumber="no">
      "It is a new world," he cried, with a dreadful mirth. "It is a new planet
      and it shall bear my name. This star and not that other vulgar one shall
      be 'Lucifer, sun of the morning.' Here we will have no chartered lunacies,
      here we will have no gods. Here man shall be as innocent as the daisies,
      as innocent and as cruel—here the intellect——"
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p16" shownumber="no">
      "There seems," said Michael, timidly, "to be something sticking up in the
      middle of it."
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p17" shownumber="no">
      "So there is," said the Professor, leaning over the side of the ship, his
      spectacles shining with intellectual excitement. "What can it be? It might
      of course be merely a——"
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p18" shownumber="no">
      Then a shriek indescribable broke out of him of a sudden, and he flung up
      his arms like a lost spirit. The monk took the helm in a tired way; he did
      not seem much astonished for he came from an ignorant part of the world in
      which it is not uncommon for lost spirits to shriek when they see the
      curious shape which the Professor had just seen on the top of the
      mysterious ball, but he took the helm only just in time, and by driving it
      hard to the left he prevented the flying ship from smashing into St.
      Paul's Cathedral.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p19" shownumber="no">
      A plain of sad-coloured cloud lay along the level of the top of the
      Cathedral dome, so that the ball and the cross looked like a buoy riding
      on a leaden sea. As the flying ship swept towards it, this plain of cloud
      looked as dry and definite and rocky as any grey desert. Hence it gave to
      the mind and body a sharp and unearthly sensation when the ship cut and
      sank into the cloud as into any common mist, a thing without resistance.
      There was, as it were, a deadly shock in the fact that there was no shock.
      It was as if they had cloven into ancient cliffs like so much butter. But
      sensations awaited them which were much stranger than those of sinking
      through the solid earth. For a moment their eyes and nostrils were stopped
      with darkness and opaque cloud; then the darkness warmed into a kind of
      brown fog. And far, far below them the brown fog fell until it warmed into
      fire. Through the dense London atmosphere they could see below them the
      flaming London lights; lights which lay beneath them in squares and
      oblongs of fire. The fog and fire were mixed in a passionate vapour; you
      might say that the fog was drowning the flames; or you might say that the
      flames had set the fog on fire. Beside the ship and beneath it (for it
      swung just under the ball), the immeasurable dome itself shot out and down
      into the dark like a combination of voiceless cataracts. Or it was like
      some cyclopean sea-beast sitting above London and letting down its
      tentacles bewilderingly on every side, a monstrosity in that starless
      heaven. For the clouds that belonged to London had closed over the heads
      of the voyagers sealing up the entrance of the upper air. They had broken
      through a roof and come into a temple of twilight.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p20" shownumber="no">
      They were so near to the ball that Lucifer leaned his hand against it,
      holding the vessel away, as men push a boat off from a bank. Above it the
      cross already draped in the dark mists of the borderland was shadowy and
      more awful in shape and size.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p21" shownumber="no">
      Professor Lucifer slapped his hand twice upon the surface of the great orb
      as if he were caressing some enormous animal. "This is the fellow," he
      said, "this is the one for my money."
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p22" shownumber="no">
      "May I with all respect inquire," asked the old monk, "what on earth you
      are talking about?"
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p23" shownumber="no">
      "Why this," cried Lucifer, smiting the ball again, "here is the only
      symbol, my boy. So fat. So satisfied. Not like that scraggy individual,
      stretching his arms in stark weariness." And he pointed up to the cross,
      his face dark with a grin. "I was telling you just now, Michael, that I
      can prove the best part of the rationalist case and the Christian humbug
      from any symbol you liked to give me, from any instance I came across.
      Here is an instance with a vengeance. What could possibly express your
      philosophy and my philosophy better than the shape of that cross and the
      shape of this ball? This globe is reasonable; that cross is unreasonable.
      It is a four-legged animal, with one leg longer than the others. The globe
      is inevitable. The cross is arbitrary. Above all the globe is at unity
      with itself; the cross is primarily and above all things at enmity with
      itself. The cross is the conflict of two hostile lines, of irreconcilable
      direction. That silent thing up there is essentially a collision, a crash,
      a struggle in stone. Pah! that sacred symbol of yours has actually given
      its name to a description of desperation and muddle. When we speak of men
      at once ignorant of each other and frustrated by each other, we say they
      are at cross-purposes. Away with the thing! The very shape of it is a
      contradiction in terms."
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p24" shownumber="no">
      "What you say is perfectly true," said Michael, with serenity. "But we
      like contradictions in terms. Man is a contradiction in terms; he is a
      beast whose superiority to other beasts consists in having fallen. That
      cross is, as you say, an eternal collision; so am I. That is a struggle in
      stone. Every form of life is a struggle in flesh. The shape of the cross
      is irrational, just as the shape of the human animal is irrational. You
      say the cross is a quadruped with one limb longer than the rest. I say man
      is a quadruped who only uses two of his legs."
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p25" shownumber="no">
      The Professor frowned thoughtfully for an instant, and said: "Of course
      everything is relative, and I would not deny that the element of struggle
      and self-contradiction, represented by that cross, has a necessary place
      at a certain evolutionary stage. But surely the cross is the lower
      development and the sphere the higher. After all it is easy enough to see
      what is really wrong with Wren's architectural arrangement."
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p26" shownumber="no">
      "And what is that, pray?" inquired Michael, meekly.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p27" shownumber="no">
      "The cross is on top of the ball," said Professor Lucifer, simply. "That
      is surely wrong. The ball should be on top of the cross. The cross is a
      mere barbaric prop; the ball is perfection. The cross at its best is but
      the bitter tree of man's history; the ball is the rounded, the ripe and
      final fruit. And the fruit should be at the top of the tree, not at the
      bottom of it."
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p28" shownumber="no">
      "Oh!" said the monk, a wrinkle coming into his forehead, "so you think
      that in a rationalistic scheme of symbolism the ball should be on top of
      the cross?"
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p29" shownumber="no">
      "It sums up my whole allegory," said the professor.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p30" shownumber="no">
      "Well, that is really very interesting," resumed Michael slowly, "because
      I think in that case you would see a most singular effect, an effect that
      has generally been achieved by all those able and powerful systems which
      rationalism, or the religion of the ball, has produced to lead or teach
      mankind. You would see, I think, that thing happen which is always the
      ultimate embodiment and logical outcome of your logical scheme."
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p31" shownumber="no">
      "What are you talking about?" asked Lucifer. "What would happen?"
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p32" shownumber="no">
      "I mean it would fall down," said the monk, looking wistfully into the
      void.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p33" shownumber="no">
      Lucifer made an angry movement and opened his mouth to speak, but Michael,
      with all his air of deliberation, was proceeding before he could bring out
      a word.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p34" shownumber="no">
      "I once knew a man like you, Lucifer," he said, with a maddening monotony
      and slowness of articulation. "He took this——"
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p35" shownumber="no">
      "There is no man like me," cried Lucifer, with a violence that shook the
      ship.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p36" shownumber="no">
      "As I was observing," continued Michael, "this man also took the view that
      the symbol of Christianity was a symbol of savagery and all unreason. His
      history is rather amusing. It is also a perfect allegory of what happens
      to rationalists like yourself. He began, of course, by refusing to allow a
      crucifix in his house, or round his wife's neck, or even in a picture. He
      said, as you say, that it was an arbitrary and fantastic shape, that it
      was a monstrosity, loved because it was paradoxical. Then he began to grow
      fiercer and more eccentric; he would batter the crosses by the roadside;
      for he lived in a Roman Catholic country. Finally in a height of frenzy he
      climbed the steeple of the Parish Church and tore down the cross, waving
      it in the air, and uttering wild soliloquies up there under the stars.
      Then one still summer evening as he was wending his way homewards, along a
      lane, the devil of his madness came upon him with a violence and
      transfiguration which changes the world. He was standing smoking, for a
      moment, in the front of an interminable line of palings, when his eyes
      were opened. Not a light shifted, not a leaf stirred, but he saw as if by
      a sudden change in the eyesight that this paling was an army of
      innumerable crosses linked together over hill and dale. And he whirled up
      his heavy stick and went at it as if at an army. Mile after mile along his
      homeward path he broke it down and tore it up. For he hated the cross and
      every paling is a wall of crosses. When he returned to his house he was a
      literal madman. He sat upon a chair and then started up from it for the
      cross-bars of the carpentry repeated the intolerable image. He flung
      himself upon a bed only to remember that this, too, like all workmanlike
      things, was constructed on the accursed plan. He broke his furniture
      because it was made of crosses. He burnt his house because it was made of
      crosses. He was found in the river."
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p37" shownumber="no">
      Lucifer was looking at him with a bitten lip.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p38" shownumber="no">
      "Is that story really true?" he asked.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p39" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, no," said Michael, airily. "It is a parable. It is a parable of you
      and all your rationalists. You begin by breaking up the Cross; but you end
      by breaking up the habitable world. We leave you saying that nobody ought
      to join the Church against his will. When we meet you again you are saying
      that no one has any will to join it with. We leave you saying that there
      is no such place as Eden. We find you saying that there is no such place
      as Ireland. You start by hating the irrational and you come to hate
      everything, for everything is irrational and so——"
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p40" shownumber="no">
      Lucifer leapt upon him with a cry like a wild beast's. "Ah," he screamed,
      "to every man his madness. You are mad on the cross. Let it save you."
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p41" shownumber="no">
      And with a herculean energy he forced the monk backwards out of the
      reeling car on to the upper part of the stone ball. Michael, with as
      abrupt an agility, caught one of the beams of the cross and saved himself
      from falling. At the same instant Lucifer drove down a lever and the ship
      shot up with him in it alone.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p42" shownumber="no">
      "Ha! ha!" he yelled, "what sort of a support do you find it, old fellow?"
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p43" shownumber="no">
      "For practical purposes of support," replied Michael grimly, "it is at any
      rate a great deal better than the ball. May I ask if you are going to
      leave me here?"
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p44" shownumber="no">
      "Yes, yes. I mount! I mount!" cried the professor in ungovernable
      excitement. "<i>Altiora peto</i>. My path is upward."
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p45" shownumber="no">
      "How often have you told me, Professor, that there is really no up or down
      in space?" said the monk. "I shall mount up as much as you will."
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p46" shownumber="no">
      "Indeed," said Lucifer, leering over the side of the flying ship. "May I
      ask what you are going to do?"
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p47" shownumber="no">
      The monk pointed downward at Ludgate Hill. "I am going," he said, "to
      climb up into a star."
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p48" shownumber="no">
      Those who look at the matter most superficially regard paradox as
      something which belongs to jesting and light journalism. Paradox of this
      kind is to be found in the saying of the dandy, in the decadent comedy,
      "Life is much too important to be taken seriously." Those who look at the
      matter a little more deeply or delicately see that paradox is a thing
      which especially belongs to all religions. Paradox of this kind is to be
      found in such a saying as "The meek shall inherit the earth." But those
      who see and feel the fundamental fact of the matter know that paradox is a
      thing which belongs not to religion only, but to all vivid and violent
      practical crises of human living. This kind of paradox may be clearly
      perceived by anybody who happens to be hanging in mid-space, clinging to
      one arm of the Cross of St. Paul's.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p49" shownumber="no">
      Father Michael in spite of his years, and in spite of his asceticism (or
      because of it, for all I know), was a very healthy and happy old
      gentleman. And as he swung on a bar above the sickening emptiness of air,
      he realized, with that sort of dead detachment which belongs to the brains
      of those in peril, the deathless and hopeless contradiction which is
      involved in the mere idea of courage. He was a happy and healthy old
      gentleman and therefore he was quite careless about it. And he felt as
      every man feels in the taut moment of such terror that his chief danger
      was terror itself; his only possible strength would be a coolness
      amounting to carelessness, a carelessness amounting almost to a suicidal
      swagger. His one wild chance of coming out safely would be in not too
      desperately desiring to be safe. There might be footholds down that awful
      facade, if only he could not care whether they were footholds or no. If he
      were foolhardy he might escape; if he were wise he would stop where he was
      till he dropped from the cross like a stone. And this antinomy kept on
      repeating itself in his mind, a contradiction as large and staring as the
      immense contradiction of the Cross; he remembered having often heard the
      words, "Whosoever shall lose his life the same shall save it." He
      remembered with a sort of strange pity that this had always been made to
      mean that whoever lost his physical life should save his spiritual life.
      Now he knew the truth that is known to all fighters, and hunters, and
      climbers of cliffs. He knew that even his animal life could only be saved
      by a considerable readiness to lose it.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p50" shownumber="no">
      Some will think it improbable that a human soul swinging desperately in
      mid-air should think about philosophical inconsistencies. But such extreme
      states are dangerous things to dogmatize about. Frequently they produce a
      certain useless and joyless activity of the mere intellect, thought not
      only divorced from hope but even from desire. And if it is impossible to
      dogmatize about such states, it is still more impossible to describe them.
      To this spasm of sanity and clarity in Michael's mind succeeded a spasm of
      the elemental terror; the terror of the animal in us which regards the
      whole universe as its enemy; which, when it is victorious, has no pity,
      and so, when it is defeated has no imaginable hope. Of that ten minutes of
      terror it is not possible to speak in human words. But then again in that
      damnable darkness there began to grow a strange dawn as of grey and pale
      silver. And of this ultimate resignation or certainty it is even less
      possible to write; it is something stranger than hell itself; it is
      perhaps the last of the secrets of God. At the highest crisis of some
      incurable anguish there will suddenly fall upon the man the stillness of
      an insane contentment. It is not hope, for hope is broken and romantic and
      concerned with the future; this is complete and of the present. It is not
      faith, for faith by its very nature is fierce, and as it were at once
      doubtful and defiant; but this is simply a satisfaction. It is not
      knowledge, for the intellect seems to have no particular part in it. Nor
      is it (as the modern idiots would certainly say it is) a mere numbness or
      negative paralysis of the powers of grief. It is not negative in the
      least; it is as positive as good news. In some sense, indeed, it is good
      news. It seems almost as if there were some equality among things, some
      balance in all possible contingencies which we are not permitted to know
      lest we should learn indifference to good and evil, but which is sometimes
      shown to us for an instant as a last aid in our last agony.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p51" shownumber="no">
      Michael certainly could not have given any sort of rational account of
      this vast unmeaning satisfaction which soaked through him and filled him
      to the brim. He felt with a sort of half-witted lucidity that the cross
      was there, and the ball was there, and the dome was there, that he was
      going to climb down from them, and that he did not mind in the least
      whether he was killed or not. This mysterious mood lasted long enough to
      start him on his dreadful descent and to force him to continue it. But six
      times before he reached the highest of the outer galleries terror had
      returned on him like a flying storm of darkness and thunder. By the time
      he had reached that place of safety he almost felt (as in some impossible
      fit of drunkenness) that he had two heads; one was calm, careless, and
      efficient; the other saw the danger like a deadly map, was wise, careful,
      and useless. He had fancied that he would have to let himself vertically
      down the face of the whole building. When he dropped into the upper
      gallery he still felt as far from the terrestrial globe as if he had only
      dropped from the sun to the moon. He paused a little, panting in the
      gallery under the ball, and idly kicked his heels, moving a few yards
      along it. And as he did so a thunderbolt struck his soul. A man, a heavy,
      ordinary man, with a composed indifferent face, and a prosaic sort of
      uniform, with a row of buttons, blocked his way. Michael had no mind to
      wonder whether this solid astonished man, with the brown moustache and the
      nickel buttons, had also come on a flying ship. He merely let his mind
      float in an endless felicity about the man. He thought how nice it would
      be if he had to live up in that gallery with that one man for ever. He
      thought how he would luxuriate in the nameless shades of this man's soul
      and then hear with an endless excitement about the nameless shades of the
      souls of all his aunts and uncles. A moment before he had been dying
      alone. Now he was living in the same world with a man; an inexhaustible
      ecstasy. In the gallery below the ball Father Michael had found that man
      who is the noblest and most divine and most lovable of all men, better
      than all the saints, greater than all the heroes—man Friday.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p52" shownumber="no">
      In the confused colour and music of his new paradise, Michael heard only
      in a faint and distant fashion some remarks that this beautiful solid man
      seemed to be making to him; remarks about something or other being after
      hours and against orders. He also seemed to be asking how Michael "got up"
      there. This beautiful man evidently felt as Michael did that the earth was
      a star and was set in heaven.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p53" shownumber="no">
      At length Michael sated himself with the mere sensual music of the voice
      of the man in buttons. He began to listen to what he said, and even to
      make some attempt at answering a question which appeared to have been put
      several times and was now put with some excess of emphasis. Michael
      realized that the image of God in nickel buttons was asking him how he had
      come there. He said that he had come in Lucifer's ship. On his giving this
      answer the demeanour of the image of God underwent a remarkable change.
      From addressing Michael gruffly, as if he were a malefactor, he began
      suddenly to speak to him with a sort of eager and feverish amiability as
      if he were a child. He seemed particularly anxious to coax him away from
      the balustrade. He led him by the arm towards a door leading into the
      building itself, soothing him all the time. He gave what even Michael
      (slight as was his knowledge of the world) felt to be an improbable
      account of the sumptuous pleasures and varied advantages awaiting him
      downstairs. Michael followed him, however, if only out of politeness, down
      an apparently interminable spiral of staircase. At one point a door
      opened. Michael stepped through it, and the unaccountable man in buttons
      leapt after him and pinioned him where he stood. But he only wished to
      stand; to stand and stare. He had stepped as it were into another
      infinity, out under the dome of another heaven. But this was a dome of
      heaven made by man. The gold and green and crimson of its sunset were not
      in the shapeless clouds but in shapes of cherubim and seraphim, awful
      human shapes with a passionate plumage. Its stars were not above but far
      below, like fallen stars still in unbroken constellations; the dome itself
      was full of darkness. And far below, lower even than the lights, could be
      seen creeping or motionless, great black masses of men. The tongue of a
      terrible organ seemed to shake the very air in the whole void; and through
      it there came up to Michael the sound of a tongue more terrible; the
      dreadful everlasting voice of man, calling to his gods from the beginning
      to the end of the world. Michael felt almost as if he were a god, and all
      the voices were hurled at him.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p54" shownumber="no">
      "No, the pretty things aren't here," said the demi-god in buttons,
      caressingly. "The pretty things are downstairs. You come along with me.
      There's something that will surprise you downstairs; something you want
      very much to see."
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p55" shownumber="no">
      Evidently the man in buttons did not feel like a god, so Michael made no
      attempt to explain his feelings to him, but followed him meekly enough
      down the trail of the serpentine staircase. He had no notion where or at
      what level he was. He was still full of the cold splendour of space, and
      of what a French writer has brilliantly named the "vertigo of the
      infinite," when another door opened, and with a shock indescribable he
      found himself on the familiar level, in a street full of faces, with the
      houses and even the lamp-posts above his head. He felt suddenly happy and
      suddenly indescribably small. He fancied he had been changed into a child
      again; his eyes sought the pavement seriously as children's do, as if it
      were a thing with which something satisfactory could be done. He felt the
      full warmth of that pleasure from which the proud shut themselves out; the
      pleasure which not only goes with humiliation, but which almost is
      humiliation. Men who have escaped death by a hair have it, and men whose
      love is returned by a woman unexpectedly, and men whose sins are forgiven
      them. Everything his eye fell on it feasted on, not aesthetically, but
      with a plain, jolly appetite as of a boy eating buns. He relished the
      squareness of the houses; he liked their clean angles as if he had just
      cut them with a knife. The lit squares of the shop windows excited him as
      the young are excited by the lit stage of some promising pantomime. He
      happened to see in one shop which projected with a bulging bravery on to
      the pavement some square tins of potted meat, and it seemed like a hint of
      a hundred hilarious high teas in a hundred streets of the world. He was,
      perhaps, the happiest of all the children of men. For in that unendurable
      instant when he hung, half slipping, to the ball of St. Paul's, the whole
      universe had been destroyed and re-created.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p56" shownumber="no">
      Suddenly through all the din of the dark streets came a crash of glass.
      With that mysterious suddenness of the Cockney mob, a rush was made in the
      right direction, a dingy office, next to the shop of the potted meat. The
      pane of glass was lying in splinters about the pavement. And the police
      already had their hands on a very tall young man, with dark, lank hair and
      dark, dazed eyes, with a grey plaid over his shoulder, who had just
      smashed the shop window with a single blow of his stick.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p57" shownumber="no">
      "I'd do it again," said the young man, with a furious white face. "Anybody
      would have done it. Did you see what it said? I swear I'd do it again."
      Then his eyes encountered the monkish habit of Michael, and he pulled off
      his grey tam-o'-shanter with the gesture of a Catholic.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p58" shownumber="no">
      "Father, did you see what they said?" he cried, trembling. "Did you see
      what they dared to say? I didn't understand it at first. I read it half
      through before I broke the window."
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p59" shownumber="no">
      Michael felt he knew not how. The whole peace of the world was pent up
      painfully in his heart. The new and childlike world which he had seen so
      suddenly, men had not seen at all. Here they were still at their old
      bewildering, pardonable, useless quarrels, with so much to be said on both
      sides, and so little that need be said at all. A fierce inspiration fell
      on him suddenly; he would strike them where they stood with the love of
      God. They should not move till they saw their own sweet and startling
      existence. They should not go from that place till they went home
      embracing like brothers and shouting like men delivered. From the Cross
      from which he had fallen fell the shadow of its fantastic mercy; and the
      first three words he spoke in a voice like a silver trumpet, held men as
      still as stones. Perhaps if he had spoken there for an hour in his
      illumination he might have founded a religion on Ludgate Hill. But the
      heavy hand of his guide fell suddenly on his shoulder.
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p60" shownumber="no">
      "This poor fellow is dotty," he said good-humouredly to the crowd. "I
      found him wandering in the Cathedral. Says he came in a flying ship. Is
      there a constable to spare to take care of him?"
    </p>
    <p id="ii-p61" shownumber="no">
      There was a constable to spare. Two other constables attended to the tall
      young man in grey; a fourth concerned himself with the owner of the shop,
      who showed some tendency to be turbulent. They took the tall young man
      away to a magistrate, whither we shall follow him in an ensuing chapter.
      And they took the happiest man in the world away to an asylum.
    </p>
</div1>

    <div1 id="iii" next="iv" prev="ii" title="II. The Religion of the Stipendiary MAgistrate">
<h2 id="iii-p0.1">
      II. THE RELIGION OF THE STIPENDIARY MAGISTRATE
    </h2>
    <p id="iii-p1" shownumber="no">
      The editorial office of <i>The Atheist</i> had for some years past become
      less and less prominently interesting as a feature of Ludgate Hill. The
      paper was unsuited to the atmosphere. It showed an interest in the Bible
      unknown in the district, and a knowledge of that volume to which nobody
      else on Ludgate Hill could make any conspicuous claim. It was in vain that
      the editor of <i>The Atheist</i> filled his front window with fierce and
      final demands as to what Noah in the Ark did with the neck of the giraffe.
      It was in vain that he asked violently, as for the last time, how the
      statement "God is Spirit" could be reconciled with the statement "The
      earth is His footstool." It was in vain that he cried with an accusing
      energy that the Bishop of London was paid L12,000 a year for pretending to
      believe that the whale swallowed Jonah. It was in vain that he hung in
      conspicuous places the most thrilling scientific calculations about the
      width of the throat of a whale. Was it nothing to them all they that
      passed by? Did his sudden and splendid and truly sincere indignation never
      stir any of the people pouring down Ludgate Hill? Never. The little man
      who edited <i>The Atheist</i> would rush from his shop on starlit evenings
      and shake his fist at St. Paul's in the passion of his holy war upon the
      holy place. He might have spared his emotion. The cross at the top of St.
      Paul's and <i>The Atheist</i> shop at the foot of it were alike remote
      from the world. The shop and the Cross were equally uplifted and alone in
      the empty heavens.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p2" shownumber="no">
      To the little man who edited <i>The Atheist</i>, a fiery little Scotchman,
      with fiery, red hair and beard, going by the name of Turnbull, all this
      decline in public importance seemed not so much sad or even mad, but
      merely bewildering and unaccountable. He had said the worst thing that
      could be said; and it seemed accepted and ignored like the ordinary second
      best of the politicians. Every day his blasphemies looked more glaring,
      and every day the dust lay thicker upon them. It made him feel as if he
      were moving in a world of idiots. He seemed among a race of men who smiled
      when told of their own death, or looked vacantly at the Day of Judgement.
      Year after year went by, and year after year the death of God in a shop in
      Ludgate became a less and less important occurrence. All the forward men
      of his age discouraged Turnbull. The socialists said he was cursing
      priests when he should be cursing capitalists. The artists said that the
      soul was most spiritual, not when freed from religion, but when freed from
      morality. Year after year went by, and at least a man came by who treated
      Mr. Turnbull's secularist shop with a real respect and seriousness. He was
      a young man in a grey plaid, and he smashed the window.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p3" shownumber="no">
      He was a young man, born in the Bay of Arisaig, opposite Rum and the Isle
      of Skye. His high, hawklike features and snaky black hair bore the mark of
      that unknown historic thing which is crudely called Celtic, but which is
      probably far older than the Celts, whoever they were. He was in name and
      stock a Highlander of the Macdonalds; but his family took, as was common
      in such cases, the name of a subordinate sept as a surname, and for all
      the purposes which could be answered in London, he called himself Evan
      MacIan. He had been brought up in some loneliness and seclusion as a
      strict Roman Catholic, in the midst of that little wedge of Roman
      Catholics which is driven into the Western Highlands. And he had found his
      way as far as Fleet Street, seeking some half-promised employment, without
      having properly realized that there were in the world any people who were
      not Roman Catholics. He had uncovered himself for a few moments before the
      statue of Queen Anne, in front of St. Paul's Cathedral, under the firm
      impression that it was a figure of the Virgin Mary. He was somewhat
      surprised at the lack of deference shown to the figure by the people
      bustling by. He did not understand that their one essential historical
      principle, the one law truly graven on their hearts, was the great and
      comforting statement that Queen Anne is dead. This faith was as
      fundamental as his faith, that Our Lady was alive. Any persons he had
      talked to since he had touched the fringe of our fashion or civilization
      had been by a coincidence, sympathetic or hypocritical. Or if they had
      spoken some established blasphemies, he had been unable to understand them
      merely owing to the preoccupied satisfaction of his mind.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p4" shownumber="no">
      On that fantastic fringe of the Gaelic land where he walked as a boy, the
      cliffs were as fantastic as the clouds. Heaven seemed to humble itself and
      come closer to the earth. The common paths of his little village began to
      climb quite suddenly and seemed resolved to go to heaven. The sky seemed
      to fall down towards the hills; the hills took hold upon the sky. In the
      sumptuous sunset of gold and purple and peacock green cloudlets and islets
      were the same. Evan lived like a man walking on a borderland, the
      borderland between this world and another. Like so many men and nations
      who grow up with nature and the common things, he understood the
      supernatural before he understood the natural. He had looked at dim angels
      standing knee-deep in the grass before he had looked at the grass. He knew
      that Our Lady's robes were blue before he knew the wild roses round her
      feet were red. The deeper his memory plunged into the dark house of
      childhood the nearer and nearer he came to the things that cannot be
      named. All through his life he thought of the daylight world as a sort of
      divine debris, the broken remainder of his first vision. The skies and
      mountains were the splendid off-scourings of another place. The stars were
      lost jewels of the Queen. Our Lady had gone and left the stars by
      accident.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p5" shownumber="no">
      His private tradition was equally wild and unworldly. His
      great-grandfather had been cut down at Culloden, certain in his last
      instant that God would restore the King. His grandfather, then a boy of
      ten, had taken the terrible claymore from the hand of the dead and hung it
      up in his house, burnishing it and sharpening it for sixty years, to be
      ready for the next rebellion. His father, the youngest son and the last
      left alive, had refused to attend on Queen Victoria in Scotland. And Evan
      himself had been of one piece with his progenitors; and was not dead with
      them, but alive in the twentieth century. He was not in the least the
      pathetic Jacobite of whom we read, left behind by a final advance of all
      things. He was, in his own fancy, a conspirator, fierce and up to date. In
      the long, dark afternoons of the Highland winter, he plotted and fumed in
      the dark. He drew plans of the capture of London on the desolate sand of
      Arisaig.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p6" shownumber="no">
      When he came up to capture London, it was not with an army of white
      cockades, but with a stick and a satchel. London overawed him a little,
      not because he thought it grand or even terrible, but because it
      bewildered him; it was not the Golden City or even hell; it was Limbo. He
      had one shock of sentiment, when he turned that wonderful corner of Fleet
      Street and saw St. Paul's sitting in the sky.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p7" shownumber="no">
      "Ah," he said, after a long pause, "that sort of thing was built under the
      Stuarts!" Then with a sour grin he asked himself what was the
      corresponding monument of the Brunswicks and the Protestant Constitution.
      After some warning, he selected a sky-sign of some pill.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p8" shownumber="no">
      Half an hour afterwards his emotions left him with an emptied mind on the
      same spot. And it was in a mood of mere idle investigation that he
      happened to come to a standstill opposite the office of <i>The Atheist</i>.
      He did not see the word "atheist", or if he did, it is quite possible that
      he did not know the meaning of the word. Even as it was, the document
      would not have shocked even the innocent Highlander, but for the
      troublesome and quite unforeseen fact that the innocent Highlander read it
      stolidly to the end; a thing unknown among the most enthusiastic
      subscribers to the paper, and calculated in any case to create a new
      situation.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p9" shownumber="no">
      With a smart journalistic instinct characteristic of all his school, the
      editor of <i>The Atheist</i> had put first in his paper and most
      prominently in his window an article called "The Mesopotamian Mythology
      and its Effects on Syriac Folk Lore." Mr. Evan MacIan began to read this
      quite idly, as he would have read a public statement beginning with a
      young girl dying in Brighton and ending with Bile Beans. He received the
      very considerable amount of information accumulated by the author with
      that tired clearness of the mind which children have on heavy summer
      afternoons—that tired clearness which leads them to go on asking
      questions long after they have lost interest in the subject and are as
      bored as their nurse. The streets were full of people and empty of
      adventures. He might as well know about the gods of Mesopotamia as not; so
      he flattened his long, lean face against the dim bleak pane of the window
      and read all there was to read about Mesopotamian gods. He read how the
      Mesopotamians had a god named Sho (sometimes pronounced Ji), and that he
      was described as being very powerful, a striking similarity to some
      expressions about Jahveh, who is also described as having power. Evan had
      never heard of Jahveh in his life, and imagining him to be some other
      Mesopotamian idol, read on with a dull curiosity. He learnt that the name
      Sho, under its third form of Psa, occurs in an early legend which
      describes how the deity, after the manner of Jupiter on so many occasions,
      seduced a Virgin and begat a hero. This hero, whose name is not essential
      to our existence, was, it was said, the chief hero and Saviour of the
      Mesopotamian ethical scheme. Then followed a paragraph giving other
      examples of such heroes and Saviours being born of some profligate
      intercourse between God and mortal. Then followed a paragraph—but
      Evan did not understand it. He read it again and then again. Then he did
      understand it. The glass fell in ringing fragments on to the pavement, and
      Evan sprang over the barrier into the shop, brandishing his stick.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p10" shownumber="no">
      "What is this?" cried little Mr. Turnbull, starting up with hair aflame.
      "How dare you break my window?"
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p11" shownumber="no">
      "Because it was the quickest cut to you," cried Evan, stamping. "Stand up
      and fight, you crapulous coward. You dirty lunatic, stand up, will you?
      Have you any weapons here?"
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p12" shownumber="no">
      "Are you mad?" asked Turnbull, glaring.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p13" shownumber="no">
      "Are you?" cried Evan. "Can you be anything else when you plaster your own
      house with that God-defying filth? Stand up and fight, I say."
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p14" shownumber="no">
      A great light like dawn came into Mr. Turnbull's face. Behind his red hair
      and beard he turned deadly pale with pleasure. Here, after twenty lone
      years of useless toil, he had his reward. Someone was angry with the
      paper. He bounded to his feet like a boy; he saw a new youth opening
      before him. And as not unfrequently happens to middle-aged gentlemen when
      they see a new youth opening before them, he found himself in the presence
      of the police.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p15" shownumber="no">
      The policemen, after some ponderous questionings, collared both the two
      enthusiasts. They were more respectful, however, to the young man who had
      smashed the window, than to the miscreant who had had his window smashed.
      There was an air of refined mystery about Evan MacIan, which did not exist
      in the irate little shopkeeper, an air of refined mystery which appealed
      to the policemen, for policemen, like most other English types, are at
      once snobs and poets. MacIan might possibly be a gentleman, they felt; the
      editor manifestly was not. And the editor's fine rational republican
      appeals to his respect for law, and his ardour to be tried by his fellow
      citizens, seemed to the police quite as much gibberish as Evan's mysticism
      could have done. The police were not used to hearing principles, even the
      principles of their own existence.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p16" shownumber="no">
      The police magistrate, before whom they were hurried and tried, was a Mr.
      Cumberland Vane, a cheerful, middle-aged gentleman, honourably celebrated
      for the lightness of his sentences and the lightness of his conversation.
      He occasionally worked himself up into a sort of theoretic rage about
      certain particular offenders, such as the men who took pokers to their
      wives, talked in a loose, sentimental way about the desirability of
      flogging them, and was hopelessly bewildered by the fact that the wives
      seemed even more angry with him than with their husbands. He was a tall,
      spruce man, with a twist of black moustache and incomparable morning
      dress. He looked like a gentleman, and yet, somehow, like a stage
      gentleman.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p17" shownumber="no">
      He had often treated serious crimes against mere order or property with a
      humane flippancy. Hence, about the mere breaking of an editor's window, he
      was almost uproarious.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p18" shownumber="no">
      "Come, Mr. MacIan, come," he said, leaning back in his chair, "do you
      generally enter you friends' houses by walking through the glass?"
      (Laughter.)
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p19" shownumber="no">
      "He is not my friend," said Evan, with the stolidity of a dull child.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p20" shownumber="no">
      "Not your friend, eh?" said the magistrate, sparkling. "Is he your
      brother-in-law?" (Loud and prolonged laughter.)
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p21" shownumber="no">
      "He is my enemy," said Evan, simply; "he is the enemy of God."
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p22" shownumber="no">
      Mr. Vane shifted sharply in his seat, dropping the eye-glass out of his
      eye in a momentary and not unmanly embarrassment.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p23" shownumber="no">
      "You mustn't talk like that here," he said, roughly, and in a kind of
      hurry, "that has nothing to do with us."
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p24" shownumber="no">
      Evan opened his great, blue eyes; "God," he began.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p25" shownumber="no">
      "Be quiet," said the magistrate, angrily, "it is most undesirable that
      things of that sort should be spoken about—a—in public, and in
      an ordinary Court of Justice. Religion is—a—too personal a
      matter to be mentioned in such a place."
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p26" shownumber="no">
      "Is it?" answered the Highlander, "then what did those policemen swear by
      just now?"
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p27" shownumber="no">
      "That is no parallel," answered Vane, rather irritably; "of course there
      is a form of oath—to be taken reverently—reverently, and
      there's an end of it. But to talk in a public place about one's most
      sacred and private sentiments—well, I call it bad taste. (Slight
      applause.) I call it irreverent. I call it irreverent, and I'm not
      specially orthodox either."
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p28" shownumber="no">
      "I see you are not," said Evan, "but I am."
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p29" shownumber="no">
      "We are wondering from the point," said the police magistrate, pulling
      himself together.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p30" shownumber="no">
      "May I ask why you smashed this worthy citizen's window?"
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p31" shownumber="no">
      Evan turned a little pale at the mere memory, but he answered with the
      same cold and deadly literalism that he showed throughout.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p32" shownumber="no">
      "Because he blasphemed Our Lady."
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p33" shownumber="no">
      "I tell you once and for all," cried Mr. Cumberland Vane, rapping his
      knuckles angrily on the table, "I tell you, once and for all, my man, that
      I will not have you turning on any religious rant or cant here. Don't
      imagine that it will impress me. The most religious people are not those
      who talk about it. (Applause.) You answer the questions and do nothing
      else."
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p34" shownumber="no">
      "I did nothing else," said Evan, with a slight smile.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p35" shownumber="no">
      "Eh," cried Vane, glaring through his eye-glass.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p36" shownumber="no">
      "You asked me why I broke his window," said MacIan, with a face of wood.
      "I answered, 'Because he blasphemed Our Lady.' I had no other reason. So I
      have no other answer." Vane continued to gaze at him with a sternness not
      habitual to him.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p37" shownumber="no">
      "You are not going the right way to work, Sir," he said, with severity.
      "You are not going the right way to work to—a—have your case
      treated with special consideration. If you had simply expressed regret for
      what you had done, I should have been strongly inclined to dismiss the
      matter as an outbreak of temper. Even now, if you say that you are sorry I
      shall only——"
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p38" shownumber="no">
      "But I am not in the least sorry," said Evan, "I am very pleased."
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p39" shownumber="no">
      "I really believe you are insane," said the stipendiary, indignantly, for
      he had really been doing his best as a good-natured man, to compose the
      dispute. "What conceivable right have you to break other people's windows
      because their opinions do not agree with yours? This man only gave
      expression to his sincere belief."
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p40" shownumber="no">
      "So did I," said the Highlander.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p41" shownumber="no">
      "And who are you?" exploded Vane. "Are your views necessarily the right
      ones? Are you necessarily in possession of the truth?"
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p42" shownumber="no">
      "Yes," said MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p43" shownumber="no">
      The magistrate broke into a contemptuous laugh.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p44" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, you want a nurse to look after you," he said. "You must pay L10."
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p45" shownumber="no">
      Evan MacIan plunged his hands into his loose grey garment and drew out a
      queer looking leather purse. It contained exactly twelve sovereigns. He
      paid down the ten, coin by coin, in silence, and equally silently returned
      the remaining two to the receptacle. Then he said, "May I say a word, your
      worship?"
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p46" shownumber="no">
      Cumberland Vane seemed half hypnotized with the silence and automatic
      movements of the stranger; he made a movement with his head which might
      have been either "yes" or "no". "I only wished to say, your worship," said
      MacIan, putting back the purse in his trouser pocket, "that smashing that
      shop window was, I confess, a useless and rather irregular business. It
      may be excused, however, as a mere preliminary to further proceedings, a
      sort of preface. Wherever and whenever I meet that man," and he pointed to
      the editor of <i>The Atheist</i>, "whether it be outside this door in ten
      minutes from now, or twenty years hence in some distant country, wherever
      and whenever I meet that man, I will fight him. Do not be afraid. I will
      not rush at him like a bully, or bear him down with any brute superiority.
      I will fight him like a gentleman; I will fight him as our fathers fought.
      He shall choose how, sword or pistol, horse or foot. But if he refuses, I
      will write his cowardice on every wall in the world. If he had said of my
      mother what he said of the Mother of God, there is not a club of clean men
      in Europe that would deny my right to call him out. If he had said it of
      my wife, you English would yourselves have pardoned me for beating him
      like a dog in the market place. Your worship, I have no mother; I have no
      wife. I have only that which the poor have equally with the rich; which
      the lonely have equally with the man of many friends. To me this whole
      strange world is homely, because in the heart of it there is a home; to me
      this cruel world is kindly, because higher than the heavens there is
      something more human than humanity. If a man must not fight for this, may
      he fight for anything? I would fight for my friend, but if I lost my
      friend, I should still be there. I would fight for my country, but if I
      lost my country, I should still exist. But if what that devil dreams were
      true, I should not be—I should burst like a bubble and be gone. I
      could not live in that imbecile universe. Shall I not fight for my own
      existence?"
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p47" shownumber="no">
      The magistrate recovered his voice and his presence of mind. The first
      part of the speech, the bombastic and brutally practical challenge,
      stunned him with surprise; but the rest of Evan's remarks, branching off
      as they did into theoretic phrases, gave his vague and very English mind
      (full of memories of the hedging and compromise in English public
      speaking) an indistinct sensation of relief, as if the man, though mad,
      were not so dangerous as he had thought. He went into a sort of weary
      laughter.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p48" shownumber="no">
      "For Heaven's sake, man," he said, "don't talk so much. Let other people
      have a chance (laughter). I trust all that you said about asking Mr.
      Turnbull to fight, may be regarded as rubbish. In case of accidents,
      however, I must bind you over to keep the peace."
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p49" shownumber="no">
      "To keep the peace," repeated Evan, "with whom?"
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p50" shownumber="no">
      "With Mr. Turnbull," said Vane.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p51" shownumber="no">
      "Certainly not," answered MacIan. "What has he to do with peace?"
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p52" shownumber="no">
      "Do you mean to say," began the magistrate, "that you refuse to..." The
      voice of Turnbull himself clove in for the first time.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p53" shownumber="no">
      "Might I suggest," he said, "That I, your worship, can settle to some
      extent this absurd matter myself. This rather wild gentleman promises that
      he will not attack me with any ordinary assault—and if he does, you
      may be sure the police shall hear of it. But he says he will not. He says
      he will challenge me to a duel; and I cannot say anything stronger about
      his mental state than to say that I think that it is highly probable that
      he will. (Laughter.) But it takes two to make a duel, your worship
      (renewed laughter). I do not in the least mind being described on every
      wall in the world as the coward who would not fight a man in Fleet Street,
      about whether the Virgin Mary had a parallel in Mesopotamian mythology.
      No, your worship. You need not trouble to bind him over to keep the peace.
      I bind myself over to keep the peace, and you may rest quite satisfied
      that there will be no duel with me in it."
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p54" shownumber="no">
      Mr. Cumberland Vane rolled about, laughing in a sort of relief.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p55" shownumber="no">
      "You're like a breath of April, sir," he cried. "You're ozone after that
      fellow. You're perfectly right. Perhaps I have taken the thing too
      seriously. I should love to see him sending you challenges and to see you
      smiling. Well, well."
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p56" shownumber="no">
      Evan went out of the Court of Justice free, but strangely shaken, like a
      sick man. Any punishment of suppression he would have felt as natural; but
      the sudden juncture between the laughter of his judge and the laughter of
      the man he had wronged, made him feel suddenly small, or at least,
      defeated. It was really true that the whole modern world regarded his
      world as a bubble. No cruelty could have shown it, but their kindness
      showed it with a ghastly clearness. As he was brooding, he suddenly became
      conscious of a small, stern figure, fronting him in silence. Its eyes were
      grey and awful, and its beard red. It was Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p57" shownumber="no">
      "Well, sir," said the editor of <i>The Atheist</i>, "where is the fight to
      be? Name the field, sir."
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p58" shownumber="no">
      Evan stood thunderstruck. He stammered out something, he knew not what; he
      only guessed it by the answer of the other.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p59" shownumber="no">
      "Do I want to fight? Do I want to fight?" cried the furious Free-thinker.
      "Why, you moonstruck scarecrow of superstition, do you think your dirty
      saints are the only people who can die? Haven't you hung atheists, and
      burned them, and boiled them, and did they ever deny their faith? Do you
      think we don't want to fight? Night and day I have prayed—I have
      longed—for an atheist revolution—I have longed to see your
      blood and ours on the streets. Let it be yours or mine?"
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p60" shownumber="no">
      "But you said..." began MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p61" shownumber="no">
      "I know," said Turnbull scornfully. "And what did you say? You damned
      fool, you said things that might have got us locked up for a year, and
      shadowed by the coppers for half a decade. If you wanted to fight, why did
      you tell that ass you wanted to? I got you out, to fight if you want to.
      Now, fight if you dare."
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p62" shownumber="no">
      "I swear to you, then," said MacIan, after a pause. "I swear to you that
      nothing shall come between us. I swear to you that nothing shall be in my
      heart or in my head till our swords clash together. I swear it by the God
      you have denied, by the Blessed Lady you have blasphemed; I swear it by
      the seven swords in her heart. I swear it by the Holy Island where my
      fathers are, by the honour of my mother, by the secret of my people, and
      by the chalice of the Blood of God."
    </p>
    <p id="iii-p63" shownumber="no">
      The atheist drew up his head. "And I," he said, "give my word."
    </p>
</div1>

    <div1 id="iv" next="v" prev="iii" title="III. Some Old Curiosities">
    <h2 id="iv-p0.1">
      III. SOME OLD CURIOSITIES
    </h2>
    <p id="iv-p1" shownumber="no">
      The evening sky, a dome of solid gold, unflaked even by a single sunset
      cloud, steeped the meanest sights of London in a strange and mellow light.
      It made a little greasy street of St. Martin's Lane look as if it were
      paved with gold. It made the pawnbroker's half-way down it shine as if it
      were really that Mountain of Piety that the French poetic instinct has
      named it; it made the mean pseudo-French bookshop, next but one to it, a
      shop packed with dreary indecency, show for a moment a kind of Parisian
      colour. And the shop that stood between the pawnshop and the shop of
      dreary indecency, showed with quite a blaze of old world beauty, for it
      was, by accident, a shop not unbeautiful in itself. The front window had a
      glimmer of bronze and blue steel, lit, as by a few stars, by the sparks of
      what were alleged to be jewels; for it was in brief, a shop of bric-a-brac
      and old curiosities. A row of half-burnished seventeenth-century swords
      ran like an ornate railing along the front of the window; behind was a
      darker glimmer of old oak and old armour; and higher up hung the most
      extraordinary looking South Sea tools or utensils, whether designed for
      killing enemies or merely for cooking them, no mere white man could
      possibly conjecture. But the romance of the eye, which really on this rich
      evening, clung about the shop, had its main source in the accident of two
      doors standing open, the front door that opened on the street and a back
      door that opened on an odd green square of garden, that the sun turned to
      a square of gold. There is nothing more beautiful than thus to look as it
      were through the archway of a house; as if the open sky were an interior
      chamber, and the sun a secret lamp of the place.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p2" shownumber="no">
      I have suggested that the sunset light made everything lovely. To say that
      it made the keeper of the curiosity shop lovely would be a tribute to it
      perhaps too extreme. It would easily have made him beautiful if he had
      been merely squalid; if he had been a Jew of the Fagin type. But he was a
      Jew of another and much less admirable type; a Jew with a very
      well-sounding name. For though there are no hard tests for separating the
      tares and the wheat of any people, one rude but efficient guide is that
      the nice Jew is called Moses Solomon, and the nasty Jew is called Thornton
      Percy. The keeper of the curiosity shop was of the Thornton Percy branch
      of the chosen people; he belonged to those Lost Ten Tribes whose
      industrious object is to lose themselves. He was a man still young, but
      already corpulent, with sleek dark hair, heavy handsome clothes, and a
      full, fat, permanent smile, which looked at the first glance kindly, and
      at the second cowardly. The name over his shop was Henry Gordon, but two
      Scotchmen who were in his shop that evening could come upon no trace of a
      Scotch accent.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p3" shownumber="no">
      These two Scotchmen in this shop were careful purchasers, but free-handed
      payers. One of them who seemed to be the principal and the authority
      (whom, indeed, Mr. Henry Gordon fancied he had seen somewhere before), was
      a small, sturdy fellow, with fine grey eyes, a square red tie and a square
      red beard, that he carried aggressively forward as if he defied anyone to
      pull it. The other kept so much in the background in comparison that he
      looked almost ghostly in his grey cloak or plaid, a tall, sallow, silent
      young man.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p4" shownumber="no">
      The two Scotchmen were interested in seventeenth-century swords. They were
      fastidious about them. They had a whole armoury of these weapons brought
      out and rolled clattering about the counter, until they found two of
      precisely the same length. Presumably they desired the exact symmetry for
      some decorative trophy. Even then they felt the points, poised the swords
      for balance and bent them in a circle to see that they sprang straight
      again; which, for decorative purposes, seems carrying realism rather far.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p5" shownumber="no">
      "These will do," said the strange person with the red beard. "And perhaps
      I had better pay for them at once. And as you are the challenger, Mr.
      MacIan, perhaps you had better explain the situation."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p6" shownumber="no">
      The tall Scotchman in grey took a step forward and spoke in a voice quite
      clear and bold, and yet somehow lifeless, like a man going through an
      ancient formality.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p7" shownumber="no">
      "The fact is, Mr. Gordon, we have to place our honour in your hands. Words
      have passed between Mr. Turnbull and myself on a grave and invaluable
      matter, which can only be atoned for by fighting. Unfortunately, as the
      police are in some sense pursuing us, we are hurried, and must fight now
      and without seconds. But if you will be so kind as to take us into your
      little garden and see far play, we shall feel how——"
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p8" shownumber="no">
      The shopman recovered himself from a stunning surprise and burst out:
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p9" shownumber="no">
      "Gentlemen, are you drunk? A duel! A duel in my garden. Go home,
      gentlemen, go home. Why, what did you quarrel about?"
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p10" shownumber="no">
      "We quarrelled," said Evan, in the same dead voice, "about religion." The
      fat shopkeeper rolled about in his chair with enjoyment.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p11" shownumber="no">
      "Well, this is a funny game," he said. "So you want to commit murder on
      behalf of religion. Well, well my religion is a little respect for
      humanity, and——"
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p12" shownumber="no">
      "Excuse me," cut in Turnbull, suddenly and fiercely, pointing towards the
      pawnbroker's next door. "Don't you own that shop?"
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p13" shownumber="no">
      "Why—er—yes," said Gordon.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p14" shownumber="no">
      "And don't you own that shop?" repeated the secularist, pointing backward
      to the pornographic bookseller.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p15" shownumber="no">
      "What if I do?"
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p16" shownumber="no">
      "Why, then," cried Turnbull, with grating contempt. "I will leave the
      religion of humanity confidently in your hands; but I am sorry I troubled
      you about such a thing as honour. Look here, my man. I do believe in
      humanity. I do believe in liberty. My father died for it under the swords
      of the Yeomanry. I am going to die for it, if need be, under that sword on
      your counter. But if there is one sight that makes me doubt it it is your
      foul fat face. It is hard to believe you were not meant to be ruled like a
      dog or killed like a cockroach. Don't try your slave's philosophy on me.
      We are going to fight, and we are going to fight in your garden, with your
      swords. Be still! Raise your voice above a whisper, and I run you through
      the body."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p17" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull put the bright point of the sword against the gay waistcoat of
      the dealer, who stood choking with rage and fear, and an astonishment so
      crushing as to be greater than either.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p18" shownumber="no">
      "MacIan," said Turnbull, falling almost into the familiar tone of a
      business partner, "MacIan, tie up this fellow and put a gag in his mouth.
      Be still, I say, or I kill you where you stand."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p19" shownumber="no">
      The man was too frightened to scream, but he struggled wildly, while Evan
      MacIan, whose long, lean hands were unusually powerful, tightened some old
      curtain cords round him, strapped a rope gag in his mouth and rolled him
      on his back on the floor.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p20" shownumber="no">
      "There's nothing very strong here," said Evan, looking about him. "I'm
      afraid he'll work through that gag in half an hour or so."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p21" shownumber="no">
      "Yes," said Turnbull, "but one of us will be killed by that time."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p22" shownumber="no">
      "Well, let's hope so," said the Highlander, glancing doubtfully at the
      squirming thing on the floor.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p23" shownumber="no">
      "And now," said Turnbull, twirling his fiery moustache and fingering his
      sword, "let us go into the garden. What an exquisite summer evening!"
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p24" shownumber="no">
      MacIan said nothing, but lifting his sword from the counter went out into
      the sun.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p25" shownumber="no">
      The brilliant light ran along the blades, filling the channels of them
      with white fire; the combatants stuck their swords in the turf and took
      off their hats, coats, waistcoats, and boots. Evan said a short Latin
      prayer to himself, during which Turnbull made something of a parade of
      lighting a cigarette which he flung away the instant after, when he saw
      MacIan apparently standing ready. Yet MacIan was not exactly ready. He
      stood staring like a man stricken with a trance.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p26" shownumber="no">
      "What are you staring at?" asked Turnbull. "Do you see the bobbies?"
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p27" shownumber="no">
      "I see Jerusalem," said Evan, "all covered with the shields and standards
      of the Saracens."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p28" shownumber="no">
      "Jerusalem!" said Turnbull, laughing. "Well, we've taken the only
      inhabitant into captivity."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p29" shownumber="no">
      And he picked up his sword and made it whistle like a boy's wand.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p30" shownumber="no">
      "I beg your pardon," said MacIan, dryly. "Let us begin."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p31" shownumber="no">
      MacIan made a military salute with his weapon, which Turnbull copied or
      parodied with an impatient contempt; and in the stillness of the garden
      the swords came together with a clear sound like a bell. The instant the
      blades touched, each felt them tingle to their very points with a personal
      vitality, as if they were two naked nerves of steel. Evan had worn
      throughout an air of apathy, which might have been the stale apathy of one
      who wants nothing. But it was indeed the more dreadful apathy of one who
      wants something and will care for nothing else. And this was seen
      suddenly; for the instant Evan engaged he disengaged and lunged with an
      infernal violence. His opponent with a desperate promptitude parried and
      riposted; the parry only just succeeded, the riposte failed. Something big
      and unbearable seemed to have broken finally out of Evan in that first
      murderous lunge, leaving him lighter and cooler and quicker upon his feet.
      He fell to again, fiercely still, but now with a fierce caution. The next
      moment Turnbull lunged; MacIan seemed to catch the point and throw it away
      from him, and was thrusting back like a thunderbolt, when a sound
      paralysed him; another sound beside their ringing weapons. Turnbull,
      perhaps from an equal astonishment, perhaps from chivalry, stopped also
      and forebore to send his sword through his exposed enemy.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p32" shownumber="no">
      "What's that?" asked Evan, hoarsely.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p33" shownumber="no">
      A heavy scraping sound, as of a trunk being dragged along a littered
      floor, came from the dark shop behind them.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p34" shownumber="no">
      "The old Jew has broken one of his strings, and he's crawling about," said
      Turnbull. "Be quick! We must finish before he gets his gag out."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p35" shownumber="no">
      "Yes, yes, quick! On guard!" cried the Highlander. The blades crossed
      again with the same sound like song, and the men went to work again with
      the same white and watchful faces. Evan, in his impatience, went back a
      little to his wildness. He made windmills, as the French duellists say,
      and though he was probably a shade the better fencer of the two, he found
      the other's point pass his face twice so close as almost to graze his
      cheek. The second time he realized the actual possibility of defeat and
      pulled himself together under a shock of the sanity of anger. He narrowed,
      and, so to speak, tightened his operations: he fenced (as the swordsman's
      boast goes), in a wedding ring; he turned Turnbull's thrusts with a
      maddening and almost mechanical click, like that of a machine. Whenever
      Turnbull's sword sought to go over that other mere white streak it seemed
      to be caught in a complex network of steel. He turned one thrust, turned
      another, turned another. Then suddenly he went forward at the lunge with
      his whole living weight. Turnbull leaped back, but Evan lunged and lunged
      and lunged again like a devilish piston rod or battering ram. And high
      above all the sound of the struggle there broke into the silent evening a
      bellowing human voice, nasal, raucous, at the highest pitch of pain.
      "Help! Help! Police! Murder! Murder!" The gag was broken; and the tongue
      of terror was loose.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p36" shownumber="no">
      "Keep on!" gasped Turnbull. "One may be killed before they come."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p37" shownumber="no">
      The voice of the screaming shopkeeper was loud enough to drown not only
      the noise of the swords but all other noises around it, but even through
      its rending din there seemed to be some other stir or scurry. And Evan, in
      the very act of thrusting at Turnbull, saw something in his eyes that made
      him drop his sword. The atheist, with his grey eyes at their widest and
      wildest, was staring straight over his shoulder at the little archway of
      shop that opened on the street beyond. And he saw the archway blocked and
      blackened with strange figures.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p38" shownumber="no">
      "We must bolt, MacIan," he said abruptly. "And there isn't a damned second
      to lose either. Do as I do."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p39" shownumber="no">
      With a bound he was beside the little cluster of his clothes and boots
      that lay on the lawn; he snatched them up, without waiting to put any of
      them on; and tucking his sword under his other arm, went wildly at the
      wall at the bottom of the garden and swung himself over it. Three seconds
      after he had alighted in his socks on the other side, MacIan alighted
      beside him, also in his socks and also carrying clothes and sword in a
      desperate bundle.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p40" shownumber="no">
      They were in a by-street, very lean and lonely itself, but so close to a
      crowded thoroughfare that they could see the vague masses of vehicles
      going by, and could even see an individual hansom cab passing the corner
      at the instant. Turnbull put his fingers to his mouth like a gutter-snipe
      and whistled twice. Even as he did so he could hear the loud voices of the
      neighbours and the police coming down the garden.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p41" shownumber="no">
      The hansom swung sharply and came tearing down the little lane at his
      call. When the cabman saw his fares, however, two wild-haired men in their
      shirts and socks with naked swords under their arms, he not unnaturally
      brought his readiness to a rigid stop and stared suspiciously.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p42" shownumber="no">
      "You talk to him a minute," whispered Turnbull, and stepped back into the
      shadow of the wall.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p43" shownumber="no">
      "We want you," said MacIan to the cabman, with a superb Scotch drawl of
      indifference and assurance, "to drive us to St. Pancras Station—verra
      quick."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p44" shownumber="no">
      "Very sorry, sir," said the cabman, "but I'd like to know it was all
      right. Might I arst where you come from, sir?"
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p45" shownumber="no">
      A second after he spoke MacIan heard a heavy voice on the other side of
      the wall, saying: "I suppose I'd better get over and look for them. Give
      me a back."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p46" shownumber="no">
      "Cabby," said MacIan, again assuming the most deliberate and lingering
      lowland Scotch intonation, "if ye're really verra anxious to ken whar a'
      come fra', I'll tell ye as a verra great secret. A' come from Scotland.
      And a'm gaein' to St. Pancras Station. Open the doors, cabby."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p47" shownumber="no">
      The cabman stared, but laughed. The heavy voice behind the wall said: "Now
      then, a better back this time, Mr. Price." And from the shadow of the wall
      Turnbull crept out. He had struggled wildly into his coat (leaving his
      waistcoat on the pavement), and he was with a fierce pale face climbing up
      the cab behind the cabman. MacIan had no glimmering notion of what he was
      up to, but an instinct of discipline, inherited from a hundred men of war,
      made him stick to his own part and trust the other man's.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p48" shownumber="no">
      "Open the doors, cabby," he repeated, with something of the obstinate
      solemnity of a drunkard, "open the doors. Did ye no hear me say St.
      Pancras Station?"
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p49" shownumber="no">
      The top of a policeman's helmet appeared above the garden wall. The cabman
      did not see it, but he was still suspicious and began:
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p50" shownumber="no">
      "Very sorry, sir, but..." and with that the catlike Turnbull tore him out
      of his seat and hurled him into the street below, where he lay suddenly
      stunned.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p51" shownumber="no">
      "Give me his hat," said Turnbull in a silver voice, that the other obeyed
      like a bugle. "And get inside with the swords."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p52" shownumber="no">
      And just as the red and raging face of a policeman appeared above the
      wall, Turnbull struck the horse with a terrible cut of the whip and the
      two went whirling away like a boomerang.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p53" shownumber="no">
      They had spun through seven streets and three or four squares before
      anything further happened. Then, in the neighbourhood of Maida Vale, the
      driver opened the trap and talked through it in a manner not wholly common
      in conversations through that aperture.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p54" shownumber="no">
      "Mr. MacIan," he said shortly and civilly.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p55" shownumber="no">
      "Mr. Turnbull," replied his motionless fare.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p56" shownumber="no">
      "Under circumstances such as those in which we were both recently placed
      there was no time for anything but very abrupt action. I trust therefore
      that you have no cause to complain of me if I have deferred until this
      moment a consultation with you on our present position or future action.
      Our present position, Mr. MacIan, I imagine that I am under no special
      necessity of describing. We have broken the law and we are fleeing from
      its officers. Our future action is a thing about which I myself entertain
      sufficiently strong views; but I have no right to assume or to anticipate
      yours, though I may have formed a decided conception of your character and
      a decided notion of what they will probably be. Still, by every principle
      of intellectual justice, I am bound to ask you now and seriously whether
      you wish to continue our interrupted relations."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p57" shownumber="no">
      MacIan leant his white and rather weary face back upon the cushions in
      order to speak up through the open door.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p58" shownumber="no">
      "Mr. Turnbull," he said, "I have nothing to add to what I have said
      before. It is strongly borne in upon me that you and I, the sole occupants
      of this runaway cab, are at this moment the two most important people in
      London, possibly in Europe. I have been looking at all the streets as we
      went past, I have been looking at all the shops as we went past, I have
      been looking at all the churches as we went past. At first, I felt a
      little dazed with the vastness of it all. I could not understand what it
      all meant. But now I know exactly what it all means. It means us. This
      whole civilization is only a dream. You and I are the realities."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p59" shownumber="no">
      "Religious symbolism," said Mr. Turnbull, through the trap, "does not, as
      you are probably aware, appeal ordinarily to thinkers of the school to
      which I belong. But in symbolism as you use it in this instance, I must, I
      think, concede a certain truth. We <i>must</i> fight this thing out
      somewhere; because, as you truly say, we have found each other's reality.
      We <i>must</i> kill each other—or convert each other. I used to
      think all Christians were hypocrites, and I felt quite mildly towards them
      really. But I know you are sincere—and my soul is mad against you.
      In the same way you used, I suppose, to think that all atheists thought
      atheism would leave them free for immorality—and yet in your heart
      you tolerated them entirely. Now you <i>know</i> that I am an honest man,
      and you are mad against me, as I am against you. Yes, that's it. You can't
      be angry with bad men. But a good man in the wrong—why one thirsts
      for his blood. Yes, you open for me a vista of thought."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p60" shownumber="no">
      "Don't run into anything," said Evan, immovably.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p61" shownumber="no">
      "There's something in that view of yours, too," said Turnbull, and shut
      down the trap.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p62" shownumber="no">
      They sped on through shining streets that shot by them like arrows. Mr.
      Turnbull had evidently a great deal of unused practical talent which was
      unrolling itself in this ridiculous adventure. They had got away with such
      stunning promptitude that the police chase had in all probability not even
      properly begun. But in case it had, the amateur cabman chose his dizzy
      course through London with a strange dexterity. He did not do what would
      have first occurred to any ordinary outsider desiring to destroy his
      tracks. He did not cut into by-ways or twist his way through mean streets.
      His amateur common sense told him that it was precisely the poor street,
      the side street, that would be likely to remember and report the passing
      of a hansom cab, like the passing of a royal procession. He kept chiefly
      to the great roads, so full of hansoms that a wilder pair than they might
      easily have passed in the press. In one of the quieter streets Evan put on
      his boots.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p63" shownumber="no">
      Towards the top of Albany Street the singular cabman again opened the
      trap.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p64" shownumber="no">
      "Mr. MacIan," he said, "I understand that we have now definitely settled
      that in the conventional language honour is not satisfied. Our action must
      at least go further than it has gone under recent interrupted conditions.
      That, I believe, is understood."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p65" shownumber="no">
      "Perfectly," replied the other with his bootlace in his teeth.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p66" shownumber="no">
      "Under those conditions," continued Turnbull, his voice coming through the
      hole with a slight note of trepidation very unusual with him, "I have a
      suggestion to make, if that can be called a suggestion, which has probably
      occurred to you as readily as to me. Until the actual event comes off we
      are practically in the position if not of comrades, at least of business
      partners. Until the event comes off, therefore I should suggest that
      quarrelling would be inconvenient and rather inartistic; while the
      ordinary exchange of politeness between man and man would be not only
      elegant but uncommonly practical."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p67" shownumber="no">
      "You are perfectly right," answered MacIan, with his melancholy voice, "in
      saying that all this has occurred to me. All duellists should behave like
      gentlemen to each other. But we, by the queerness of our position, are
      something much more than either duellists or gentlemen. We are, in the
      oddest and most exact sense of the term, brothers—in arms."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p68" shownumber="no">
      "Mr. MacIan," replied Turnbull, calmly, "no more need be said." And he
      closed the trap once more.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p69" shownumber="no">
      They had reached Finchley Road before he opened it again.
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p70" shownumber="no">
      Then he said, "Mr. MacIan, may I offer you a cigar. It will be a touch of
      realism."
    </p>
    <p id="iv-p71" shownumber="no">
      "Thank you," answered Evan. "You are very kind." And he began to smoke in
      the cab.
    </p>
</div1>

    <div1 id="v" next="vi" prev="iv" title="IV. A Discussion at Dawn">
    <h2 id="v-p0.1">
      IV. A DISCUSSION AT DAWN
    </h2>
    <p id="v-p1" shownumber="no">
      The duellists had from their own point of view escaped or conquered the
      chief powers of the modern world. They had satisfied the magistrate, they
      had tied the tradesman neck and heels, and they had left the police
      behind. As far as their own feelings went they had melted into a monstrous
      sea; they were but the fare and driver of one of the million hansoms that
      fill London streets. But they had forgotten something; they had forgotten
      journalism. They had forgotten that there exists in the modern world,
      perhaps for the first time in history, a class of people whose interest is
      not that things should happen well or happen badly, should happen
      successfully or happen unsuccessfully, should happen to the advantage of
      this party or the advantage of that part, but whose interest simply is
      that things should happen.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p2" shownumber="no">
      It is the one great weakness of journalism as a picture of our modern
      existence, that it must be a picture made up entirely of exceptions. We
      announce on flaring posters that a man has fallen off a scaffolding. We do
      not announce on flaring posters that a man has not fallen off a
      scaffolding. Yet this latter fact is fundamentally more exciting, as
      indicating that that moving tower of terror and mystery, a man, is still
      abroad upon the earth. That the man has not fallen off a scaffolding is
      really more sensational; and it is also some thousand times more common.
      But journalism cannot reasonably be expected thus to insist upon the
      permanent miracles. Busy editors cannot be expected to put on their
      posters, "Mr. Wilkinson Still Safe," or "Mr. Jones, of Worthing, Not Dead
      Yet." They cannot announce the happiness of mankind at all. They cannot
      describe all the forks that are not stolen, or all the marriages that are
      not judiciously dissolved. Hence the complete picture they give of life is
      of necessity fallacious; they can only represent what is unusual. However
      democratic they may be, they are only concerned with the minority.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p3" shownumber="no">
      The incident of the religious fanatic who broke a window on Ludgate Hill
      was alone enough to set them up in good copy for the night. But when the
      same man was brought before a magistrate and defied his enemy to mortal
      combat in the open court, then the columns would hardly hold the
      excruciating information, and the headlines were so large that there was
      hardly room for any of the text. The <i>Daily Telegraph</i> headed a
      column, "A Duel on Divinity," and there was a correspondence afterwards
      which lasted for months, about whether police magistrates ought to mention
      religion. The <i>Daily Mail</i> in its dull, sensible way, headed the
      events, "Wanted to fight for the Virgin." Mr. James Douglas, in <i>The
      Star</i>, presuming on his knowledge of philosophical and theological
      terms, described the Christian's outbreak under the title of "Dualist and
      Duellist." The <i>Daily News</i> inserted a colourless account of the
      matter, but was pursued and eaten up for some weeks, with letters from
      outlying ministers, headed "Murder and Mariolatry." But the journalistic
      temperature was steadily and consistently heated by all these influences;
      the journalists had tasted blood, prospectively, and were in the mood for
      more; everything in the matter prepared them for further outbursts of
      moral indignation. And when a gasping reporter rushed in in the last hours
      of the evening with the announcement that the two heroes of the Police
      Court had literally been found fighting in a London back garden, with a
      shopkeeper bound and gagged in the front of the house, the editors and
      sub-editors were stricken still as men are by great beatitudes.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p4" shownumber="no">
      The next morning, five or six of the great London dailies burst out
      simultaneously into great blossoms of eloquent leader-writing. Towards the
      end all the leaders tended to be the same, but they all began differently.
      The <i>Daily Telegraph</i>, for instance began, "There will be little
      difference among our readers or among all truly English and law-abiding
      men touching the, etc. etc." The <i>Daily Mail</i> said, "People must
      learn, in the modern world, to keep their theological differences to
      themselves. The fracas, etc. etc." The <i>Daily News</i> started, "Nothing
      could be more inimical to the cause of true religion than, etc. etc." The
      <i>Times</i> began with something about Celtic disturbances of the
      equilibrium of Empire, and the <i>Daily Express</i> distinguished itself
      splendidly by omitting altogether so controversial a matter and
      substituting a leader about goloshes.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p5" shownumber="no">
      And the morning after that, the editors and the newspapers were in such a
      state, that, as the phrase is, there was no holding them. Whatever secret
      and elvish thing it is that broods over editors and suddenly turns their
      brains, that thing had seized on the story of the broken glass and the
      duel in the garden. It became monstrous and omnipresent, as do in our time
      the unimportant doings of the sect of the Agapemonites, or as did at an
      earlier time the dreary dishonesties of the Rhodesian financiers.
      Questions were asked about it, and even answered, in the House of Commons.
      The Government was solemnly denounced in the papers for not having done
      something, nobody knew what, to prevent the window being broken. An
      enormous subscription was started to reimburse Mr. Gordon, the man who had
      been gagged in the shop. Mr. MacIan, one of the combatants, became for
      some mysterious reason, singly and hugely popular as a comic figure in the
      comic papers and on the stage of the music hall. He was always represented
      (in defiance of fact), with red whiskers, and a very red nose, and in full
      Highland costume. And a song, consisting of an unimaginable number of
      verses, in which his name was rhymed with flat iron, the British Lion, sly
      'un, dandelion, Spion (With Kop in the next line), was sung to crowded
      houses every night. The papers developed a devouring thirst for the
      capture of the fugitives; and when they had not been caught for
      forty-eight hours, they suddenly turned the whole matter into a detective
      mystery. Letters under the heading, "Where are They," poured in to every
      paper, with every conceivable kind of explanation, running them to earth
      in the Monument, the Twopenny Tube, Epping Forest, Westminster Abbey,
      rolled up in carpets at Shoolbreds, locked up in safes in Chancery Lane.
      Yes, the papers were very interesting, and Mr. Turnbull unrolled a whole
      bundle of them for the amusement of Mr. MacIan as they sat on a high
      common to the north of London, in the coming of the white dawn.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p6" shownumber="no">
      The darkness in the east had been broken with a bar of grey; the bar of
      grey was split with a sword of silver and morning lifted itself
      laboriously over London. From the spot where Turnbull and MacIan were
      sitting on one of the barren steeps behind Hampstead, they could see the
      whole of London shaping itself vaguely and largely in the grey and growing
      light, until the white sun stood over it and it lay at their feet, the
      splendid monstrosity that it is. Its bewildering squares and
      parallelograms were compact and perfect as a Chinese puzzle; an enormous
      hieroglyphic which man must decipher or die. There fell upon both of them,
      but upon Turnbull more than the other, because he know more what the scene
      signified, that quite indescribable sense as of a sublime and passionate
      and heart-moving futility, which is never evoked by deserts or dead men or
      men neglected and barbarous, which can only be invoked by the sight of the
      enormous genius of man applied to anything other than the best. Turnbull,
      the old idealistic democrat, had so often reviled the democracy and
      reviled them justly for their supineness, their snobbishness, their evil
      reverence for idle things. He was right enough; for our democracy has only
      one great fault; it is not democratic. And after denouncing so justly
      average modern men for so many years as sophists and as slaves, he looked
      down from an empty slope in Hampstead and saw what gods they are. Their
      achievement seemed all the more heroic and divine, because it seemed
      doubtful whether it was worth doing at all. There seemed to be something
      greater than mere accuracy in making such a mistake as London. And what
      was to be the end of it all? what was to be the ultimate transformation of
      this common and incredible London man, this workman on a tram in
      Battersea, his clerk on an omnibus in Cheapside? Turnbull, as he stared
      drearily, murmured to himself the words of the old atheistic and
      revolutionary Swinburne who had intoxicated his youth:
    </p>
<pre id="v-p6.1" xml:space="preserve">
        "And still we ask if God or man
        Can loosen thee Lazarus;
        Bid thee rise up republican,
        And save thyself and all of us.
        But no disciple's tongue can say
        If thou can'st take our sins away."
</pre>
    <p id="v-p7" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull shivered slightly as if behind the earthly morning he felt the
      evening of the world, the sunset of so many hopes. Those words were from
      "Songs before Sunrise". But Turnbull's songs at their best were songs
      after sunrise, and sunrise had been no such great thing after all.
      Turnbull shivered again in the sharp morning air. MacIan was also gazing
      with his face towards the city, but there was that about his blind and
      mystical stare that told one, so to speak, that his eyes were turned
      inwards. When Turnbull said something to him about London, they seemed to
      move as at a summons and come out like two householders coming out into
      their doorways.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p8" shownumber="no">
      "Yes," he said, with a sort of stupidity. "It's a very big place."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p9" shownumber="no">
      There was a somewhat unmeaning silence, and then MacIan said again:
    </p>
    <p id="v-p10" shownumber="no">
      "It's a very big place. When I first came into it I was frightened of it.
      Frightened exactly as one would be frightened at the sight of a man forty
      feet high. I am used to big things where I come from, big mountains that
      seem to fill God's infinity, and the big sea that goes to the end of the
      world. But then these things are all shapeless and confused things, not
      made in any familiar form. But to see the plain, square, human things as
      large as that, houses so large and streets so large, and the town itself
      so large, was like having screwed some devil's magnifying glass into one's
      eye. It was like seeing a porridge bowl as big as a house, or a mouse-trap
      made to catch elephants."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p11" shownumber="no">
      "Like the land of the Brobdingnagians," said Turnbull, smiling.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p12" shownumber="no">
      "Oh! Where is that?" said MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p13" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull said bitterly, "In a book," and the silence fell suddenly between
      them again.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p14" shownumber="no">
      They were sitting in a sort of litter on the hillside; all the things they
      had hurriedly collected, in various places, for their flight, were strewn
      indiscriminately round them. The two swords with which they had lately
      sought each other's lives were flung down on the grass at random, like two
      idle walking-sticks. Some provisions they had bought last night, at a low
      public house, in case of undefined contingencies, were tossed about like
      the materials of an ordinary picnic, here a basket of chocolate, and there
      a bottle of wine. And to add to the disorder finally, there were strewn on
      top of everything, the most disorderly of modern things, newspapers, and
      more newspapers, and yet again newspapers, the ministers of the modern
      anarchy. Turnbull picked up one of them drearily, and took out a pipe.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p15" shownumber="no">
      "There's a lot about us," he said. "Do you mind if I light up?"
    </p>
    <p id="v-p16" shownumber="no">
      "Why should I mind?" asked MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p17" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull eyed with a certain studious interest, the man who did not
      understand any of the verbal courtesies; he lit his pipe and blew great
      clouds out of it.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p18" shownumber="no">
      "Yes," he resumed. "The matter on which you and I are engaged is at this
      moment really the best copy in England. I am a journalist, and I know. For
      the first time, perhaps, for many generations, the English are really more
      angry about a wrong thing done in England than they are about a wrong
      thing done in France."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p19" shownumber="no">
      "It is not a wrong thing," said MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p20" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull laughed. "You seem unable to understand the ordinary use of the
      human language. If I did not suspect that you were a genius, I should
      certainly know you were a blockhead. I fancy we had better be getting
      along and collecting our baggage."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p21" shownumber="no">
      And he jumped up and began shoving the luggage into his pockets, or
      strapping it on to his back. As he thrust a tin of canned meat, anyhow,
      into his bursting side pocket, he said casually:
    </p>
    <p id="v-p22" shownumber="no">
      "I only meant that you and I are the most prominent people in the English
      papers."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p23" shownumber="no">
      "Well, what did you expect?" asked MacIan, opening his great grave blue
      eyes.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p24" shownumber="no">
      "The papers are full of us," said Turnbull, stooping to pick up one of the
      swords.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p25" shownumber="no">
      MacIan stooped and picked up the other.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p26" shownumber="no">
      "Yes," he said, in his simple way. "I have read what they have to say. But
      they don't seem to understand the point."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p27" shownumber="no">
      "The point of what?" asked Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p28" shownumber="no">
      "The point of the sword," said MacIan, violently, and planted the steel
      point in the soil like a man planting a tree.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p29" shownumber="no">
      "That is a point," said Turnbull, grimly, "that we will discuss later.
      Come along."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p30" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull tied the last tin of biscuits desperately to himself with string;
      and then spoke, like a diver girt for plunging, short and sharp.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p31" shownumber="no">
      "Now, Mr. MacIan, you must listen to me. You must listen to me, not merely
      because I know the country, which you might learn by looking at a map, but
      because I know the people of the country, whom you could not know by
      living here thirty years. That infernal city down there is awake; and it
      is awake against us. All those endless rows of windows and windows are all
      eyes staring at us. All those forests of chimneys are fingers pointing at
      us, as we stand here on the hillside. This thing has caught on. For the
      next six mortal months they will think of nothing but us, as for six
      mortal months they thought of nothing but the Dreyfus case. Oh, I know
      it's funny. They let starving children, who don't want to die, drop by the
      score without looking round. But because two gentlemen, from private
      feelings of delicacy, do want to die, they will mobilize the army and navy
      to prevent them. For half a year or more, you and I, Mr. MacIan, will be
      an obstacle to every reform in the British Empire. We shall prevent the
      Chinese being sent out of the Transvaal and the blocks being stopped in
      the Strand. We shall be the conversational substitute when anyone
      recommends Home Rule, or complains of sky signs. Therefore, do not
      imagine, in your innocence, that we have only to melt away among those
      English hills as a Highland cateran might into your god-forsaken Highland
      mountains. We must be eternally on our guard; we must live the hunted life
      of two distinguished criminals. We must expect to be recognized as much as
      if we were Napoleon escaping from Elba. We must be prepared for our
      descriptions being sent to every tiny village, and for our faces being
      recognized by every ambitious policeman. We must often sleep under the
      stars as if we were in Africa. Last and most important we must not dream
      of effecting our—our final settlement, which will be a thing as
      famous as the Phoenix Park murders, unless we have made real and precise
      arrangements for our isolation—I will not say our safety. We must
      not, in short, fight until we have thrown them off our scent, if only for
      a moment. For, take my word for it, Mr. MacIan, if the British Public once
      catches us up, the British Public will prevent the duel, if it is only by
      locking us both up in asylums for the rest of our days."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p32" shownumber="no">
      MacIan was looking at the horizon with a rather misty look.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p33" shownumber="no">
      "I am not at all surprised," he said, "at the world being against us. It
      makes me feel I was right to——"
    </p>
    <p id="v-p34" shownumber="no">
      "Yes?" said Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p35" shownumber="no">
      "To smash your window," said MacIan. "I have woken up the world."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p36" shownumber="no">
      "Very well, then," said Turnbull, stolidly. "Let us look at a few final
      facts. Beyond that hill there is comparatively clear country. Fortunately,
      I know the part well, and if you will follow me exactly, and, when
      necessary, on your stomach, we may be able to get ten miles out of London,
      literally without meeting anyone at all, which will be the best possible
      beginning, at any rate. We have provisions for at least two days and two
      nights, three days if we do it carefully. We may be able to get fifty or
      sixty miles away without even walking into an inn door. I have the
      biscuits and the tinned meat, and the milk. You have the chocolate, I
      think? And the brandy?"
    </p>
    <p id="v-p37" shownumber="no">
      "Yes," said MacIan, like a soldier taking orders.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p38" shownumber="no">
      "Very well, then, come on. March. We turn under that third bush and so
      down into the valley." And he set off ahead at a swinging walk.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p39" shownumber="no">
      Then he stopped suddenly; for he realized that the other was not
      following. Evan MacIan was leaning on his sword with a lowering face, like
      a man suddenly smitten still with doubt.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p40" shownumber="no">
      "What on earth is the matter?" asked Turnbull, staring in some anger.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p41" shownumber="no">
      Evan made no reply.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p42" shownumber="no">
      "What the deuce is the matter with you?" demanded the leader, again, his
      face slowly growing as red as his beard; then he said, suddenly, and in a
      more human voice, "Are you in pain, MacIan?"
    </p>
    <p id="v-p43" shownumber="no">
      "Yes," replied the Highlander, without lifting his face.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p44" shownumber="no">
      "Take some brandy," cried Turnbull, walking forward hurriedly towards him.
      "You've got it."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p45" shownumber="no">
      "It's not in the body," said MacIan, in his dull, strange way. "The pain
      has come into my mind. A very dreadful thing has just come into my
      thoughts."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p46" shownumber="no">
      "What the devil are you talking about?" asked Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p47" shownumber="no">
      MacIan broke out with a queer and living voice.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p48" shownumber="no">
      "We must fight now, Turnbull. We must fight now. A frightful thing has
      come upon me, and I know it must be now and here. I must kill you here,"
      he cried, with a sort of tearful rage impossible to describe. "Here, here,
      upon this blessed grass."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p49" shownumber="no">
      "Why, you idiot," began Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p50" shownumber="no">
      "The hour has come—the black hour God meant for it. Quick, it will
      soon be gone. Quick!"
    </p>
    <p id="v-p51" shownumber="no">
      And he flung the scabbard from him furiously, and stood with the sunlight
      sparkling along his sword.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p52" shownumber="no">
      "You confounded fool," repeated Turnbull. "Put that thing up again, you
      ass; people will come out of that house at the first clash of the steel."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p53" shownumber="no">
      "One of us will be dead before they come," said the other, hoarsely, "for
      this is the hour God meant."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p54" shownumber="no">
      "Well, I never thought much of God," said the editor of <i>The Atheist</i>,
      losing all patience. "And I think less now. Never mind what God meant.
      Kindly enlighten my pagan darkness as to what the devil <i>you</i> mean."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p55" shownumber="no">
      "The hour will soon be gone. In a moment it will be gone," said the
      madman. "It is now, now, now that I must nail your blaspheming body to the
      earth—now, now that I must avenge Our Lady on her vile slanderer.
      Now or never. For the dreadful thought is in my mind."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p56" shownumber="no">
      "And what thought," asked Turnbull, with frantic composure, "occupies what
      you call your mind?"
    </p>
    <p id="v-p57" shownumber="no">
      "I must kill you now," said the fanatic, "because——"
    </p>
    <p id="v-p58" shownumber="no">
      "Well, because," said Turnbull, patiently.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p59" shownumber="no">
      "Because I have begun to like you."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p60" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull's face had a sudden spasm in the sunlight, a change so
      instantaneous that it left no trace behind it; and his features seemed
      still carved into a cold stare. But when he spoke again he seemed like a
      man who was placidly pretending to misunderstand something that he
      understood perfectly well.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p61" shownumber="no">
      "Your affection expresses itself in an abrupt form," he began, but MacIan
      broke the brittle and frivolous speech to pieces with a violent voice. "Do
      not trouble to talk like that," he said. "You know what I mean as well as
      I know it. Come on and fight, I say. Perhaps you are feeling just as I
      do."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p62" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull's face flinched again in the fierce sunlight, but his attitude
      kept its contemptuous ease.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p63" shownumber="no">
      "Your Celtic mind really goes too fast for me," he said; "let me be
      permitted in my heavy Lowland way to understand this new development. My
      dear Mr. MacIan, what do you really mean?"
    </p>
    <p id="v-p64" shownumber="no">
      MacIan still kept the shining sword-point towards the other's breast.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p65" shownumber="no">
      "You know what I mean. You mean the same yourself. We must fight now or
      else——"
    </p>
    <p id="v-p66" shownumber="no">
      "Or else?" repeated Turnbull, staring at him with an almost blinding
      gravity.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p67" shownumber="no">
      "Or else we may not want to fight at all," answered Evan, and the end of
      his speech was like a despairing cry.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p68" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull took out his own sword suddenly as if to engage; then planting it
      point downwards for a moment, he said, "Before we begin, may I ask you a
      question?"
    </p>
    <p id="v-p69" shownumber="no">
      MacIan bowed patiently, but with burning eyes.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p70" shownumber="no">
      "You said, just now," continued Turnbull, presently, "that if we did not
      fight now, we might not want to fight at all. How would you feel about the
      matter if we came not to want to fight at all?"
    </p>
    <p id="v-p71" shownumber="no">
      "I should feel," answered the other, "just as I should feel if you had
      drawn your sword, and I had run away from it. I should feel that because I
      had been weak, justice had not been done."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p72" shownumber="no">
      "Justice," answered Turnbull, with a thoughtful smile, "but we are talking
      about your feelings. And what do you mean by justice, apart from your
      feelings?"
    </p>
    <p id="v-p73" shownumber="no">
      MacIan made a gesture of weary recognition! "Oh, Nominalism," he said,
      with a sort of sigh, "we had all that out in the twelfth century."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p74" shownumber="no">
      "I wish we could have it out now," replied the other, firmly. "Do you
      really mean that if you came to think me right, you would be certainly
      wrong?"
    </p>
    <p id="v-p75" shownumber="no">
      "If I had a blow on the back of my head, I might come to think you a green
      elephant," answered MacIan, "but have I not the right to say now, that if
      I thought that I should think wrong?"
    </p>
    <p id="v-p76" shownumber="no">
      "Then you are quite certain that it would be wrong to like me?" asked
      Turnbull, with a slight smile.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p77" shownumber="no">
      "No," said Evan, thoughtfully, "I do not say that. It may not be the
      devil, it may be some part of God I am not meant to know. But I had a work
      to do, and it is making the work difficult."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p78" shownumber="no">
      "And I suppose," said the atheist, quite gently, "that you and I know all
      about which part of God we ought to know."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p79" shownumber="no">
      MacIan burst out like a man driven back and explaining everything.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p80" shownumber="no">
      "The Church is not a thing like the Athenaeum Club," he cried. "If the
      Athenaeum Club lost all its members, the Athenaeum Club would dissolve and
      cease to exist. But when we belong to the Church we belong to something
      which is outside all of us; which is outside everything you talk about,
      outside the Cardinals and the Pope. They belong to it, but it does not
      belong to them. If we all fell dead suddenly, the Church would still
      somehow exist in God. Confound it all, don't you see that I am more sure
      of its existence than I am of my own existence? And yet you ask me to
      trust my temperament, my own temperament, which can be turned upside down
      by two bottles of claret or an attack of the jaundice. You ask me to trust
      that when it softens towards you and not to trust the thing which I
      believe to be outside myself and more real than the blood in my body."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p81" shownumber="no">
      "Stop a moment," said Turnbull, in the same easy tone, "Even in the very
      act of saying that you believe this or that, you imply that there is a
      part of yourself that you trust even if there are many parts which you
      mistrust. If it is only you that like me, surely, also, it is only you
      that believe in the Catholic Church."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p82" shownumber="no">
      Evan remained in an unmoved and grave attitude. "There is a part of me
      which is divine," he answered, "a part that can be trusted, but there are
      also affections which are entirely animal and idle."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p83" shownumber="no">
      "And you are quite certain, I suppose," continued Turnbull, "that if even
      you esteem me the esteem would be wholly animal and idle?" For the first
      time MacIan started as if he had not expected the thing that was said to
      him. At last he said:
    </p>
    <p id="v-p84" shownumber="no">
      "Whatever in earth or heaven it is that has joined us two together, it
      seems to be something which makes it impossible to lie. No, I do not think
      that the movement in me towards you was...was that surface sort of thing.
      It may have been something deeper...something strange. I cannot understand
      the thing at all. But understand this and understand it thoroughly, if I
      loved you my love might be divine. No, it is not some trifle that we are
      fighting about. It is not some superstition or some symbol. When you wrote
      those words about Our Lady, you were in that act a wicked man doing a
      wicked thing. If I hate you it is because you have hated goodness. And if
      I like you...it is because you are good."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p85" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull's face wore an indecipherable expression.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p86" shownumber="no">
      "Well, shall we fight now?" he said.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p87" shownumber="no">
      "Yes," said MacIan, with a sudden contraction of his black brows, "yes, it
      must be now."
    </p>
    <p id="v-p88" shownumber="no">
      The bright swords crossed, and the first touch of them, travelling down
      blade and arm, told each combatant that the heart of the other was
      awakened. It was not in that way that the swords rang together when they
      had rushed on each other in the little garden behind the dealer's shop.
    </p>
    <p id="v-p89" shownumber="no">
      There was a pause, and then MacIan made a movement as if to thrust, and
      almost at the same moment Turnbull suddenly and calmly dropped his sword.
      Evan stared round in an unusual bewilderment, and then realized that a
      large man in pale clothes and a Panama hat was strolling serenely towards
      them.
    </p>
</div1>

    <div1 id="vi" next="vii" prev="v" title="V. The Preacher">
    <h2 id="vi-p0.1">
      V. THE PEACEMAKER
    </h2>
    <p id="vi-p1" shownumber="no">
      When the combatants, with crossed swords, became suddenly conscious of a
      third party, they each made the same movement. It was as quick as the snap
      of a pistol, and they altered it instantaneously and recovered their
      original pose, but they had both made it, they had both seen it, and they
      both knew what it was. It was not a movement of anger at being
      interrupted. Say or think what they would, it was a movement of relief. A
      force within them, and yet quite beyond them, seemed slowly and pitilessly
      washing away the adamant of their oath. As mistaken lovers might watch the
      inevitable sunset of first love, these men watched the sunset of their
      first hatred.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p2" shownumber="no">
      Their hearts were growing weaker and weaker against each other. When their
      weapons rang and riposted in the little London garden, they could have
      been very certain that if a third party had interrupted them something at
      least would have happened. They would have killed each other or they would
      have killed him. But now nothing could undo or deny that flash of fact,
      that for a second they had been glad to be interrupted. Some new and
      strange thing was rising higher and higher in their hearts like a high sea
      at night. It was something that seemed all the more merciless, because it
      might turn out an enormous mercy. Was there, perhaps, some such fatalism
      in friendship as all lovers talk about in love? Did God make men love each
      other against their will?
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p3" shownumber="no">
      "I'm sure you'll excuse my speaking to you," said the stranger, in a voice
      at once eager and deprecating.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p4" shownumber="no">
      The voice was too polite for good manners. It was incongruous with the
      eccentric spectacle of the duellists which ought to have startled a sane
      and free man. It was also incongruous with the full and healthy, though
      rather loose physique of the man who spoke. At the first glance he looked
      a fine animal, with curling gold beard and hair, and blue eyes, unusually
      bright. It was only at the second glance that the mind felt a sudden and
      perhaps unmeaning irritation at the way in which the gold beard retreated
      backwards into the waistcoat, and the way in which the finely shaped nose
      went forward as if smelling its way. And it was only, perhaps, at the
      hundredth glance that the bright blue eyes, which normally before and
      after the instant seemed brilliant with intelligence, seemed as it were to
      be brilliant with idiocy. He was a heavy, healthy-looking man, who looked
      all the larger because of the loose, light coloured clothes that he wore,
      and that had in their extreme lightness and looseness, almost a touch of
      the tropics. But a closer examination of his attire would have shown that
      even in the tropics it would have been unique; but it was all woven
      according to some hygienic texture which no human being had ever heard of
      before, and which was absolutely necessary even for a day's health. He
      wore a huge broad-brimmed hat, equally hygienic, very much at the back of
      his head, and his voice coming out of so heavy and hearty a type of man
      was, as I have said, startlingly shrill and deferential.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p5" shownumber="no">
      "I'm sure you'll excuse my speaking to you," he said. "Now, I wonder if
      you are in some little difficulty which, after all, we could settle very
      comfortably together? Now, you don't mind my saying this, do you?"
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p6" shownumber="no">
      The face of both combatants remained somewhat solid under this appeal. But
      the stranger, probably taking their silence for a gathering shame,
      continued with a kind of gaiety:
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p7" shownumber="no">
      "So you are the young men I have read about in the papers. Well, of
      course, when one is young, one is rather romantic. Do you know what I
      always say to young people?"
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p8" shownumber="no">
      A blank silence followed this gay inquiry. Then Turnbull said in a
      colourless voice:
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p9" shownumber="no">
      "As I was forty-seven last birthday, I probably came into the world too
      soon for the experience."
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p10" shownumber="no">
      "Very good, very good," said the friendly person. "Dry Scotch humour. Dry
      Scotch humour. Well now. I understand that you two people want to fight a
      duel. I suppose you aren't much up in the modern world. We've quite
      outgrown duelling, you know. In fact, Tolstoy tells us that we shall soon
      outgrow war, which he says is simply a duel between nations. A duel
      between nations. But there is no doubt about our having outgrown
      duelling."
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p11" shownumber="no">
      Waiting for some effect upon his wooden auditors, the stranger stood
      beaming for a moment and then resumed:
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p12" shownumber="no">
      "Now, they tell me in the newspapers that you are really wanting to fight
      about something connected with Roman Catholicism. Now, do you know what I
      always say to Roman Catholics?"
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p13" shownumber="no">
      "No," said Turnbull, heavily. "Do <i>they</i>?" It seemed to be a
      characteristic of the hearty, hygienic gentleman that he always forgot the
      speech he had made the moment before. Without enlarging further on the
      fixed form of his appeal to the Church of Rome, he laughed cordially at
      Turnbull's answer; then his wandering blue eyes caught the sunlight on the
      swords, and he assumed a good-humoured gravity.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p14" shownumber="no">
      "But you know this is a serious matter," he said, eyeing Turnbull and
      MacIan, as if they had just been keeping the table in a roar with their
      frivolities. "I am sure that if I appealed to your higher natures...your
      higher natures. Every man has a higher nature and a lower nature. Now, let
      us put the matter very plainly, and without any romantic nonsense about
      honour or anything of that sort. Is not bloodshed a great sin?"
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p15" shownumber="no">
      "No," said MacIan, speaking for the first time.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p16" shownumber="no">
      "Well, really, really!" said the peacemaker.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p17" shownumber="no">
      "Murder is a sin," said the immovable Highlander. "There is no sin of
      bloodshed."
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p18" shownumber="no">
      "Well, we won't quarrel about a word," said the other, pleasantly.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p19" shownumber="no">
      "Why on earth not?" said MacIan, with a sudden asperity. "Why shouldn't we
      quarrel about a word? What is the good of words if they aren't important
      enough to quarrel over? Why do we choose one word more than another if
      there isn't any difference between them? If you called a woman a
      chimpanzee instead of an angel, wouldn't there be a quarrel about a word?
      If you're not going to argue about words, what are you going to argue
      about? Are you going to convey your meaning to me by moving your ears? The
      Church and the heresies always used to fight about words, because they are
      the only things worth fighting about. I say that murder is a sin, and
      bloodshed is not, and that there is as much difference between those words
      as there is between the word 'yes' and the word 'no'; or rather more
      difference, for 'yes' and 'no', at least, belong to the same category.
      Murder is a spiritual incident. Bloodshed is a physical incident. A
      surgeon commits bloodshed.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p20" shownumber="no">
      "Ah, you're a casuist!" said the large man, wagging his head. "Now, do you
      know what I always say to casuists...?"
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p21" shownumber="no">
      MacIan made a violent gesture; and Turnbull broke into open laughter. The
      peacemaker did not seem to be in the least annoyed, but continued in
      unabated enjoyment.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p22" shownumber="no">
      "Well, well," he said, "let us get back to the point. Now Tolstoy has
      shown that force is no remedy; so you see the position in which I am
      placed. I am doing my best to stop what I'm sure you won't mind my calling
      this really useless violence, this really quite wrong violence of yours.
      But it's against my principles to call in the police against you, because
      the police are still on a lower moral plane, so to speak, because, in
      short, the police undoubtedly sometimes employ force. Tolstoy has shown
      that violence merely breeds violence in the person towards whom it is
      used, whereas Love, on the other hand, breeds Love. So you see how I am
      placed. I am reduced to use Love in order to stop you. I am obliged to use
      Love."
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p23" shownumber="no">
      He gave to the word an indescribable sound of something hard and heavy, as
      if he were saying "boots". Turnbull suddenly gripped his sword and said,
      shortly, "I see how you are placed quite well, sir. You will not call the
      police. Mr. MacIan, shall we engage?" MacIan plucked his sword out of the
      grass.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p24" shownumber="no">
      "I must and will stop this shocking crime," cried the Tolstoian, crimson
      in the face. "It is against all modern ideas. It is against the principle
      of love. How you, sir, who pretend to be a Christian..."
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p25" shownumber="no">
      MacIan turned upon him with a white face and bitter lip. "Sir," he said,
      "talk about the principle of love as much as you like. You seem to me
      colder than a lump of stone; but I am willing to believe that you may at
      some time have loved a cat, or a dog, or a child. When you were a baby, I
      suppose you loved your mother. Talk about love, then, till the world is
      sick of the word. But don't you talk about Christianity. Don't you dare to
      say one word, white or black, about it. Christianity is, as far as you are
      concerned, a horrible mystery. Keep clear of it, keep silent upon it, as
      you would upon an abomination. It is a thing that has made men slay and
      torture each other; and you will never know why. It is a thing that has
      made men do evil that good might come; and you will never understand the
      evil, let alone the good. Christianity is a thing that could only make you
      vomit, till you are other than you are. I would not justify it to you even
      if I could. Hate it, in God's name, as Turnbull does, who is a man. It is
      a monstrous thing, for which men die. And if you will stand here and talk
      about love for another ten minutes it is very probable that you will see a
      man die for it."
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p26" shownumber="no">
      And he fell on guard. Turnbull was busy settling something loose in his
      elaborate hilt, and the pause was broken by the stranger.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p27" shownumber="no">
      "Suppose I call the police?" he said, with a heated face.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p28" shownumber="no">
      "And deny your most sacred dogma," said MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p29" shownumber="no">
      "Dogma!" cried the man, in a sort of dismay. "Oh, we have no <i>dogmas</i>,
      you know!"
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p30" shownumber="no">
      There was another silence, and he said again, airily:
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p31" shownumber="no">
      "You know, I think, there's something in what Shaw teaches about no moral
      principles being quite fixed. Have you ever read <i>The Quintessence of
      Ibsenism</i>? Of course he went very wrong over the war."
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p32" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull, with a bent, flushed face, was tying up the loose piece of the
      pommel with string. With the string in his teeth, he said, "Oh, make up
      your damned mind and clear out!"
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p33" shownumber="no">
      "It's a serious thing," said the philosopher, shaking his head. "I must be
      alone and consider which is the higher point of view. I rather feel that
      in a case so extreme as this..." and he went slowly away. As he
      disappeared among the trees, they heard him murmuring in a sing-song
      voice, "New occasions teach new duties," out of a poem by James Russell
      Lowell.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p34" shownumber="no">
      "Ah," said MacIan, drawing a deep breath. "Don't you believe in prayer
      now? I prayed for an angel."
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p35" shownumber="no">
      "An hour ago," said the Highlander, in his heavy meditative voice, "I felt
      the devil weakening my heart and my oath against you, and I prayed that
      God would send an angel to my aid."
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p36" shownumber="no">
      "Well?" inquired the other, finishing his mending and wrapping the rest of
      the string round his hand to get a firmer grip.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p37" shownumber="no">
      "Well?"
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p38" shownumber="no">
      "Well, that man was an angel," said MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p39" shownumber="no">
      "I didn't know they were as bad as that," answered Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p40" shownumber="no">
      "We know that devils sometimes quote Scripture and counterfeit good,"
      replied the mystic. "Why should not angels sometimes come to show us the
      black abyss of evil on whose brink we stand. If that man had not tried to
      stop us...I might...I might have stopped."
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p41" shownumber="no">
      "I know what you mean," said Turnbull, grimly.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p42" shownumber="no">
      "But then he came," broke out MacIan, "and my soul said to me: 'Give up
      fighting, and you will become like That. Give up vows and dogmas, and
      fixed things, and you may grow like That. You may learn, also, that fog of
      false philosophy. You may grow fond of that mire of crawling, cowardly
      morals, and you may come to think a blow bad, because it hurts, and not
      because it humiliates. You may come to think murder wrong, because it is
      violent, and not because it is unjust. Oh, you blasphemer of the good, an
      hour ago I almost loved you! But do not fear for me now. I have heard the
      word Love pronounced in <i>his</i> intonation; and I know exactly what it
      means. On guard!'"
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p43" shownumber="no">
      The swords caught on each other with a dreadful clang and jar, full of the
      old energy and hate; and at once plunged and replunged. Once more each
      man's heart had become the magnet of a mad sword. Suddenly, furious as
      they were, they were frozen for a moment motionless.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p44" shownumber="no">
      "What noise is that?" asked the Highlander, hoarsely.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p45" shownumber="no">
      "I think I know," replied Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p46" shownumber="no">
      "What?... What?" cried the other.
    </p>
    <p id="vi-p47" shownumber="no">
      "The student of Shaw and Tolstoy has made up his remarkable mind," said
      Turnbull, quietly. "The police are coming up the hill."
    </p>
</div1>

    <div1 id="vii" next="viii" prev="vi" title="VI. The Other Philosopher">
    <h2 id="vii-p0.1">
      VI. THE OTHER PHILOSOPHER
    </h2>
    <p id="vii-p1" shownumber="no">
      Between high hedges in Hertfordshire, hedges so high as to create a kind
      of grove, two men were running. They did not run in a scampering or
      feverish manner, but in the steady swing of the pendulum. Across the great
      plains and uplands to the right and left of the lane, a long tide of
      sunset light rolled like a sea of ruby, lighting up the long terraces of
      the hills and picking out the few windows of the scattered hamlets in
      startling blood-red sparks. But the lane was cut deep in the hill and
      remained in an abrupt shadow. The two men running in it had an impression
      not uncommonly experienced between those wild green English walls; a sense
      of being led between the walls of a maze.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p2" shownumber="no">
      Though their pace was steady it was vigorous; their faces were heated and
      their eyes fixed and bright. There was, indeed, something a little mad in
      the contrast between the evening's stillness over the empty country-side,
      and these two figures fleeing wildly from nothing. They had the look of
      two lunatics, possibly they were.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p3" shownumber="no">
      "Are you all right?" said Turnbull, with civility. "Can you keep this up?"
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p4" shownumber="no">
      "Quite easily, thank you," replied MacIan. "I run very well."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p5" shownumber="no">
      "Is that a qualification in a family of warriors?" asked Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p6" shownumber="no">
      "Undoubtedly. Rapid movement is essential," answered MacIan, who never saw
      a joke in his life.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p7" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull broke out into a short laugh, and silence fell between them, the
      panting silence of runners.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p8" shownumber="no">
      Then MacIan said: "We run better than any of those policemen. They are too
      fat. Why do you make your policemen so fat?"
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p9" shownumber="no">
      "I didn't do much towards making them fat myself," replied Turnbull,
      genially, "but I flatter myself that I am now doing something towards
      making them thin. You'll see they will be as lean as rakes by the time
      they catch us. They will look like your friend, Cardinal Manning."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p10" shownumber="no">
      "But they won't catch us," said MacIan, in his literal way.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p11" shownumber="no">
      "No, we beat them in the great military art of running away," returned the
      other. "They won't catch us unless——"
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p12" shownumber="no">
      MacIan turned his long equine face inquiringly. "Unless what?" he said,
      for Turnbull had gone silent suddenly, and seemed to be listening intently
      as he ran as a horse does with his ears turned back.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p13" shownumber="no">
      "Unless what?" repeated the Highlander.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p14" shownumber="no">
      "Unless they do—what they have done. Listen." MacIan slackened his
      trot, and turned his head to the trail they had left behind them. Across
      two or three billows of the up and down lane came along the ground the
      unmistakable throbbing of horses' hoofs.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p15" shownumber="no">
      "They have put the mounted police on us," said Turnbull, shortly. "Good
      Lord, one would think we were a Revolution."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p16" shownumber="no">
      "So we are," said MacIan calmly. "What shall we do? Shall we turn on them
      with our points?"
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p17" shownumber="no">
      "It may come to that," answered Turnbull, "though if it does, I reckon
      that will be the last act. We must put it off if we can." And he stared
      and peered about him between the bushes. "If we could hide somewhere the
      beasts might go by us," he said. "The police have their faults, but thank
      God they're inefficient. Why, here's the very thing. Be quick and quiet.
      Follow me."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p18" shownumber="no">
      He suddenly swung himself up the high bank on one side of the lane. It was
      almost as high and smooth as a wall, and on the top of it the black hedge
      stood out over them as an angle, almost like a thatched roof of the lane.
      And the burning evening sky looked down at them through the tangle with
      red eyes as of an army of goblins.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p19" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull hoisted himself up and broke the hedge with his body. As his head
      and shoulders rose above it they turned to flame in the full glow as if
      lit up by an immense firelight. His red hair and beard looked almost
      scarlet, and his pale face as bright as a boy's. Something violent,
      something that was at once love and hatred, surged in the strange heart of
      the Gael below him. He had an unutterable sense of epic importance, as if
      he were somehow lifting all humanity into a prouder and more passionate
      region of the air. As he swung himself up also into the evening light he
      felt as if he were rising on enormous wings.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p20" shownumber="no">
      Legends of the morning of the world which he had heard in childhood or
      read in youth came back upon him in a cloudy splendour, purple tales of
      wrath and friendship, like Roland and Oliver, or Balin and Balan,
      reminding him of emotional entanglements. Men who had loved each other and
      then fought each other; men who had fought each other and then loved each
      other, together made a mixed but monstrous sense of momentousness. The
      crimson seas of the sunset seemed to him like a bursting out of some
      sacred blood, as if the heart of the world had broken.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p21" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull was wholly unaffected by any written or spoken poetry; his was a
      powerful and prosaic mind. But even upon him there came for the moment
      something out of the earth and the passionate ends of the sky. The only
      evidence was in his voice, which was still practical but a shade more
      quiet.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p22" shownumber="no">
      "Do you see that summer-house-looking thing over there?" he asked shortly.
      "That will do for us very well."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p23" shownumber="no">
      Keeping himself free from the tangle of the hedge he strolled across a
      triangle of obscure kitchen garden, and approached a dismal shed or lodge
      a yard or two beyond it. It was a weather-stained hut of grey wood, which
      with all its desolation retained a tag or two of trivial ornament, which
      suggested that the thing had once been a sort of summer-house, and the
      place probably a sort of garden.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p24" shownumber="no">
      "That is quite invisible from the road," said Turnbull, as he entered it,
      "and it will cover us up for the night."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p25" shownumber="no">
      MacIan looked at him gravely for a few moments. "Sir," he said, "I ought
      to say something to you. I ought to say——"
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p26" shownumber="no">
      "Hush," said Turnbull, suddenly lifting his hand; "be still, man."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p27" shownumber="no">
      In the sudden silence, the drumming of the distant horses grew louder and
      louder with inconceivable rapidity, and the cavalcade of police rushed by
      below them in the lane, almost with the roar and rattle of an express
      train.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p28" shownumber="no">
      "I ought to tell you," continued MacIan, still staring stolidly at the
      other, "that you are a great chief, and it is good to go to war behind
      you."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p29" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull said nothing, but turned and looked out of the foolish lattice of
      the little windows, then he said, "We must have food and sleep first."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p30" shownumber="no">
      When the last echo of their eluded pursuers had died in the distant
      uplands, Turnbull began to unpack the provisions with the easy air of a
      man at a picnic. He had just laid out the last items, put a bottle of wine
      on the floor, and a tin of salmon on the window-ledge, when the bottomless
      silence of that forgotten place was broken. And it was broken by three
      heavy blows of a stick delivered upon the door.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p31" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull looked up in the act of opening a tin and stared silently at his
      companion. MacIan's long, lean mouth had shut hard.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p32" shownumber="no">
      "Who the devil can that be?" said Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p33" shownumber="no">
      "God knows," said the other. "It might be God."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p34" shownumber="no">
      Again the sound of the wooden stick reverberated on the wooden door. It
      was a curious sound and on consideration did not resemble the ordinary
      effects of knocking on a door for admittance. It was rather as if the
      point of a stick were plunged again and again at the panels in an absurd
      attempt to make a hole in them.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p35" shownumber="no">
      A wild look sprang into MacIan's eyes and he got up half stupidly, with a
      kind of stagger, put his hand out and caught one of the swords. "Let us
      fight at once," he cried, "it is the end of the world."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p36" shownumber="no">
      "You're overdone, MacIan," said Turnbull, putting him on one side. "It's
      only someone playing the goat. Let me open the door."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p37" shownumber="no">
      But he also picked up a sword as he stepped to open it.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p38" shownumber="no">
      He paused one moment with his hand on the handle and then flung the door
      open. Almost as he did so the ferrule of an ordinary bamboo cane came at
      his eyes, so that he had actually to parry it with the naked weapon in his
      hands. As the two touched, the point of the stick was dropped very
      abruptly, and the man with the stick stepped hurriedly back.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p39" shownumber="no">
      Against the heraldic background of sprawling crimson and gold offered him
      by the expiring sunset, the figure of the man with the stick showed at
      first merely black and fantastic. He was a small man with two wisps of
      long hair that curled up on each side, and seen in silhouette, looked like
      horns. He had a bow tie so big that the two ends showed on each side of
      his neck like unnatural stunted wings. He had his long black cane still
      tilted in his hand like a fencing foil and half presented at the open
      door. His large straw hat had fallen behind him as he leapt backwards.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p40" shownumber="no">
      "With reference to your suggestion, MacIan," said Turnbull, placidly, "I
      think it looks more like the Devil."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p41" shownumber="no">
      "Who on earth are you?" cried the stranger in a high shrill voice,
      brandishing his cane defensively.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p42" shownumber="no">
      "Let me see," said Turnbull, looking round to MacIan with the same
      blandness. "Who are we?"
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p43" shownumber="no">
      "Come out," screamed the little man with the stick.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p44" shownumber="no">
      "Certainly," said Turnbull, and went outside with the sword, MacIan
      following.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p45" shownumber="no">
      Seen more fully, with the evening light on his face, the strange man
      looked a little less like a goblin. He wore a square pale-grey jacket
      suit, on which the grey butterfly tie was the only indisputable touch of
      affectation. Against the great sunset his figure had looked merely small:
      seen in a more equal light it looked tolerably compact and shapely. His
      reddish-brown hair, combed into two great curls, looked like the long,
      slow curling hair of the women in some pre-Raphaelite pictures. But within
      this feminine frame of hair his face was unexpectedly impudent, like a
      monkey's.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p46" shownumber="no">
      "What are you doing here?" he said, in a sharp small voice.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p47" shownumber="no">
      "Well," said MacIan, in his grave childish way, "what are <i>you</i> doing
      here?"
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p48" shownumber="no">
      "I," said the man, indignantly, "I'm in my own garden."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p49" shownumber="no">
      "Oh," said MacIan, simply, "I apologize."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p50" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull was coolly curling his red moustache, and the stranger stared
      from one to the other, temporarily stunned by their innocent assurance.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p51" shownumber="no">
      "But, may I ask," he said at last, "what the devil you are doing in my
      summer-house?"
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p52" shownumber="no">
      "Certainly," said MacIan. "We were just going to fight."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p53" shownumber="no">
      "To fight!" repeated the man.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p54" shownumber="no">
      "We had better tell this gentleman the whole business," broke in Turnbull.
      Then turning to the stranger he said firmly, "I am sorry, sir, but we have
      something to do that must be done. And I may as well tell you at the
      beginning and to avoid waste of time or language, that we cannot admit any
      interference."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p55" shownumber="no">
      "We were just going to take some slight refreshment when you interrupted
      us..."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p56" shownumber="no">
      The little man had a dawning expression of understanding and stooped and
      picked up the unused bottle of wine, eyeing it curiously.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p57" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull continued:
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p58" shownumber="no">
      "But that refreshment was preparatory to something which I fear you will
      find less comprehensible, but on which our minds are entirely fixed, sir.
      We are forced to fight a duel. We are forced by honour and an internal
      intellectual need. Do not, for your own sake, attempt to stop us. I know
      all the excellent and ethical things that you will want to say to us. I
      know all about the essential requirements of civil order: I have written
      leading articles about them all my life. I know all about the sacredness
      of human life; I have bored all my friends with it. Try and understand our
      position. This man and I are alone in the modern world in that we think
      that God is essentially important. I think He does not exist; that is
      where the importance comes in for me. But this man thinks that He does
      exist, and thinking that very properly thinks Him more important than
      anything else. Now we wish to make a great demonstration and assertion—something
      that will set the world on fire like the first Christian persecutions. If
      you like, we are attempting a mutual martyrdom. The papers have posted up
      every town against us. Scotland Yard has fortified every police station
      with our enemies; we are driven therefore to the edge of a lonely lane,
      and indirectly to taking liberties with your summer-house in order to
      arrange our..."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p59" shownumber="no">
      "Stop!" roared the little man in the butterfly necktie. "Put me out of my
      intellectual misery. Are you really the two tomfools I have read of in all
      the papers? Are you the two people who wanted to spit each other in the
      Police Court? Are you? Are you?"
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p60" shownumber="no">
      "Yes," said MacIan, "it began in a Police Court."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p61" shownumber="no">
      The little man slung the bottle of wine twenty yards away like a stone.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p62" shownumber="no">
      "Come up to my place," he said. "I've got better stuff than that. I've got
      the best Beaune within fifty miles of here. Come up. You're the very men I
      wanted to see."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p63" shownumber="no">
      Even Turnbull, with his typical invulnerability, was a little taken aback
      by this boisterous and almost brutal hospitality.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p64" shownumber="no">
      "Why...sir..." he began.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p65" shownumber="no">
      "Come up! Come in!" howled the little man, dancing with delight. "I'll
      give you a dinner. I'll give you a bed! I'll give you a green smooth lawn
      and your choice of swords and pistols. Why, you fools, I adore fighting!
      It's the only good thing in God's world! I've walked about these damned
      fields and longed to see somebody cut up and killed and the blood running.
      Ha! Ha!"
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p66" shownumber="no">
      And he made sudden lunges with his stick at the trunk of a neighbouring
      tree so that the ferrule made fierce prints and punctures in the bark.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p67" shownumber="no">
      "Excuse me," said MacIan suddenly with the wide-eyed curiosity of a child,
      "excuse me, but..."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p68" shownumber="no">
      "Well?" said the small fighter, brandishing his wooden weapon.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p69" shownumber="no">
      "Excuse me," repeated MacIan, "but was that what you were doing at the
      door?"
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p70" shownumber="no">
      The little man stared an instant and then said: "Yes," and Turnbull broke
      into a guffaw.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p71" shownumber="no">
      "Come on!" cried the little man, tucking his stick under his arm and
      taking quite suddenly to his heels. "Come on! Confound me, I'll see both
      of you eat and then I'll see one of you die. Lord bless me, the gods must
      exist after all—they have sent me one of my day-dreams! Lord! A
      duel!"
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p72" shownumber="no">
      He had gone flying along a winding path between the borders of the kitchen
      garden, and in the increasing twilight he was as hard to follow as a
      flying hare. But at length the path after many twists betrayed its purpose
      and led abruptly up two or three steps to the door of a tiny but very
      clean cottage. There was nothing about the outside to distinguish it from
      other cottages, except indeed its ominous cleanliness and one thing that
      was out of all the custom and tradition of all cottages under the sun. In
      the middle of the little garden among the stocks and marigolds there
      surged up in shapeless stone a South Sea Island idol. There was something
      gross and even evil in that eyeless and alien god among the most innocent
      of the English flowers.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p73" shownumber="no">
      "Come in!" cried the creature again. "Come in! it's better inside!"
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p74" shownumber="no">
      Whether or no it was better inside it was at least a surprise. The moment
      the two duellists had pushed open the door of that inoffensive,
      whitewashed cottage they found that its interior was lined with fiery
      gold. It was like stepping into a chamber in the Arabian Nights. The door
      that closed behind them shut out England and all the energies of the West.
      The ornaments that shone and shimmered on every side of them were subtly
      mixed from many periods and lands, but were all oriental. Cruel Assyrian
      bas-reliefs ran along the sides of the passage; cruel Turkish swords and
      daggers glinted above and below them; the two were separated by ages and
      fallen civilizations. Yet they seemed to sympathize since they were both
      harmonious and both merciless. The house seemed to consist of chamber
      within chamber and created that impression as of a dream which belongs
      also to the Arabian Nights themselves. The innermost room of all was like
      the inside of a jewel. The little man who owned it all threw himself on a
      heap of scarlet and golden cushions and struck his hands together. A negro
      in a white robe and turban appeared suddenly and silently behind them.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p75" shownumber="no">
      "Selim," said the host, "these two gentlemen are staying with me tonight.
      Send up the very best wine and dinner at once. And Selim, one of these
      gentlemen will probably die tomorrow. Make arrangements, please."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p76" shownumber="no">
      The negro bowed and withdrew.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p77" shownumber="no">
      Evan MacIan came out the next morning into the little garden to a fresh
      silver day, his long face looking more austere than ever in that cold
      light, his eyelids a little heavy. He carried one of the swords. Turnbull
      was in the little house behind him, demolishing the end of an early
      breakfast and humming a tune to himself, which could be heard through the
      open window. A moment or two later he leapt to his feet and came out into
      the sunlight, still munching toast, his own sword stuck under his arm like
      a walking-stick.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p78" shownumber="no">
      Their eccentric host had vanished from sight, with a polite gesture, some
      twenty minutes before. They imagined him to be occupied on some concerns
      in the interior of the house, and they waited for his emergence, stamping
      the garden in silence—the garden of tall, fresh country flowers, in
      the midst of which the monstrous South Sea idol lifted itself as abruptly
      as the prow of a ship riding on a sea of red and white and gold.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p79" shownumber="no">
      It was with a start, therefore, that they came upon the man himself
      already in the garden. They were all the more startled because of the
      still posture in which they found him. He was on his knees in front of the
      stone idol, rigid and motionless, like a saint in a trance or ecstasy. Yet
      when Turnbull's tread broke a twig, he was on his feet in a flash.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p80" shownumber="no">
      "Excuse me," he said with an irradiation of smiles, but yet with a kind of
      bewilderment. "So sorry...family prayers...old fashioned...mother's knee.
      Let us go on to the lawn behind."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p81" shownumber="no">
      And he ducked rapidly round the statue to an open space of grass on the
      other side of it.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p82" shownumber="no">
      "This will do us best, Mr. MacIan," said he. Then he made a gesture
      towards the heavy stone figure on the pedestal which had now its blank and
      shapeless back turned towards them. "Don't you be afraid," he added, "he
      can still see us."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p83" shownumber="no">
      MacIan turned his blue, blinking eyes, which seemed still misty with sleep
      (or sleeplessness) towards the idol, but his brows drew together.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p84" shownumber="no">
      The little man with the long hair also had his eyes on the back view of
      the god. His eyes were at once liquid and burning, and he rubbed his hands
      slowly against each other.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p85" shownumber="no">
      "Do you know," he said, "I think he can see us better this way. I often
      think that this blank thing is his real face, watching, though it cannot
      be watched. He! he! Yes, I think he looks nice from behind. He looks more
      cruel from behind, don't you think?"
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p86" shownumber="no">
      "What the devil is the thing?" asked Turnbull gruffly.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p87" shownumber="no">
      "It is the only Thing there is," answered the other. "It is Force."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p88" shownumber="no">
      "Oh!" said Turnbull shortly.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p89" shownumber="no">
      "Yes, my friends," said the little man, with an animated countenance,
      fluttering his fingers in the air, "it was no chance that led you to this
      garden; surely it was the caprice of some old god, some happy, pitiless
      god. Perhaps it was his will, for he loves blood; and on that stone in
      front of him men have been butchered by hundreds in the fierce, feasting
      islands of the South. In this cursed, craven place I have not been
      permitted to kill men on his altar. Only rabbits and cats, sometimes."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p90" shownumber="no">
      In the stillness MacIan made a sudden movement, unmeaning apparently, and
      then remained rigid.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p91" shownumber="no">
      "But today, today," continued the small man in a shrill voice. "Today his
      hour is come. Today his will is done on earth as it is in heaven. Men,
      men, men will bleed before him today." And he bit his forefinger in a kind
      of fever.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p92" shownumber="no">
      Still, the two duellists stood with their swords as heavily as statues,
      and the silence seemed to cool the eccentric and call him back to more
      rational speech.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p93" shownumber="no">
      "Perhaps I express myself a little too lyrically," he said with an
      amicable abruptness. "My philosophy has its higher ecstasies, but perhaps
      you are hardly worked up to them yet. Let us confine ourselves to the
      unquestioned. You have found your way, gentlemen, by a beautiful accident,
      to the house of the only man in England (probably) who will favour and
      encourage your most reasonable project. From Cornwall to Cape Wrath this
      county is one horrible, solid block of humanitarianism. You will find men
      who will defend this or that war in a distant continent. They will defend
      it on the contemptible ground of commerce or the more contemptible ground
      of social good. But do not fancy that you will find one other person who
      will comprehend a strong man taking the sword in his hand and wiping out
      his enemy. My name is Wimpey, Morrice Wimpey. I had a Fellowship at
      Magdalen. But I assure you I had to drop it, owing to my having said
      something in a public lecture infringing the popular prejudice against
      those great gentlemen, the assassins of the Italian Renaissance. They let
      me say it at dinner and so on, and seemed to like it. But in a public
      lecture...so inconsistent. Well, as I say, here is your only refuge and
      temple of honour. Here you can fall back on that naked and awful
      arbitration which is the only thing that balances the stars—a still,
      continuous violence. <i>Vae Victis!</i> Down, down, down with the
      defeated! Victory is the only ultimate fact. Carthage <i>was</i>
      destroyed, the Red Indians are being exterminated: that is the single
      certainty. In an hour from now that sun will still be shining and that
      grass growing, and one of you will be conquered; one of you will be the
      conqueror. When it has been done, nothing will alter it. Heroes, I give
      you the hospitality fit for heroes. And I salute the survivor. Fall on!"
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p94" shownumber="no">
      The two men took their swords. Then MacIan said steadily: "Mr. Turnbull,
      lend me your sword a moment."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p95" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull, with a questioning glance, handed him the weapon. MacIan took
      the second sword in his left hand and, with a violent gesture, hurled it
      at the feet of little Mr. Wimpey.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p96" shownumber="no">
      "Fight!" he said in a loud, harsh voice. "Fight me now!"
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p97" shownumber="no">
      Wimpey took a step backward, and bewildered words bubbled on his lips.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p98" shownumber="no">
      "Pick up that sword and fight me," repeated MacIan, with brows as black as
      thunder.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p99" shownumber="no">
      The little man turned to Turnbull with a gesture, demanding judgement or
      protection.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p100" shownumber="no">
      "Really, sir," he began, "this gentleman confuses..."
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p101" shownumber="no">
      "You stinking little coward," roared Turnbull, suddenly releasing his
      wrath. "Fight, if you're so fond of fighting! Fight, if you're so fond of
      all that filthy philosophy! If winning is everything, go in and win! If
      the weak must go to the wall, go to the wall! Fight, you rat! Fight, or if
      you won't fight—run!"
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p102" shownumber="no">
      And he ran at Wimpey, with blazing eyes.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p103" shownumber="no">
      Wimpey staggered back a few paces like a man struggling with his own
      limbs. Then he felt the furious Scotchman coming at him like an express
      train, doubling his size every second, with eyes as big as windows and a
      sword as bright as the sun. Something broke inside him, and he found
      himself running away, tumbling over his own feet in terror, and crying out
      as he ran.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p104" shownumber="no">
      "Chase him!" shouted Turnbull as MacIan snatched up the sword and joined
      in the scamper. "Chase him over a county! Chase him into the sea! Shoo!
      Shoo! Shoo!"
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p105" shownumber="no">
      The little man plunged like a rabbit among the tall flowers, the two
      duellists after him. Turnbull kept at his tail with savage ecstasy, still
      shooing him like a cat. But MacIan, as he ran past the South Sea idol,
      paused an instant to spring upon its pedestal. For five seconds he
      strained against the inert mass. Then it stirred; and he sent it over with
      a great crash among the flowers, that engulfed it altogether. Then he went
      bounding after the runaway.
    </p>
    <p id="vii-p106" shownumber="no">
      In the energy of his alarm the ex-Fellow of Magdalen managed to leap the
      paling of his garden. The two pursuers went over it after him like flying
      birds. He fled frantically down a long lane with his two terrors on his
      trail till he came to a gap in the hedge and went across a steep meadow
      like the wind. The two Scotchmen, as they ran, kept up a cheery bellowing
      and waved their swords. Up three slanting meadows, down four slanting
      meadows on the other side, across another road, across a heath of snapping
      bracken, through a wood, across another road, and to the brink of a big
      pool, they pursued the flying philosopher. But when he came to the pool
      his pace was so precipitate that he could not stop it, and with a kind of
      lurching stagger, he fell splash into the greasy water. Getting dripping
      to his feet, with the water up to his knees, the worshipper of force and
      victory waded disconsolately to the other side and drew himself on to the
      bank. And Turnbull sat down on the grass and went off into reverberations
      of laughter. A second afterwards the most extraordinary grimaces were seen
      to distort the stiff face of MacIan, and unholy sounds came from within.
      He had never practised laughing, and it hurt him very much.
    </p>
</div1>

    <div1 id="viii" next="ix" prev="vii" title="VII. The Village of Grassley-in-the-Hole">
    <h2 id="viii-p0.1">
      VII. THE VILLAGE OF GRASSLEY-IN-THE-HOLE
    </h2>
    <p id="viii-p1" shownumber="no">
      At about half past one, under a strong blue sky, Turnbull got up out of
      the grass and fern in which he had been lying, and his still intermittent
      laughter ended in a kind of yawn.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p2" shownumber="no">
      "I'm hungry," he said shortly. "Are you?"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p3" shownumber="no">
      "I have not noticed," answered MacIan. "What are you going to do?"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p4" shownumber="no">
      "There's a village down the road, past the pool," answered Turnbull. "I
      can see it from here. I can see the whitewashed walls of some cottages and
      a kind of corner of the church. How jolly it all looks. It looks so—I
      don't know what the word is—so sensible. Don't fancy I'm under any
      illusions about Arcadian virtue and the innocent villagers. Men make
      beasts of themselves there with drink, but they don't deliberately make
      devils of themselves with mere talking. They kill wild animals in the wild
      woods, but they don't kill cats to the God of Victory. They don't——"
      He broke off and suddenly spat on the ground.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p5" shownumber="no">
      "Excuse me," he said; "it was ceremonial. One has to get the taste out of
      one's mouth."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p6" shownumber="no">
      "The taste of what?" asked MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p7" shownumber="no">
      "I don't know the exact name for it," replied Turnbull. "Perhaps it is the
      South Sea Islands, or it may be Magdalen College."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p8" shownumber="no">
      There was a long pause, and MacIan also lifted his large limbs off the
      ground—his eyes particularly dreamy.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p9" shownumber="no">
      "I know what you mean, Turnbull," he said, "but... I always thought you
      people agreed with all that."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p10" shownumber="no">
      "With all that about doing as one likes, and the individual, and Nature
      loving the strongest, and all the things which that cockroach talked
      about."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p11" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull's big blue-grey eyes stood open with a grave astonishment.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p12" shownumber="no">
      "Do you really mean to say, MacIan," he said, "that you fancied that we,
      the Free-thinkers, that Bradlaugh, or Holyoake, or Ingersoll, believe all
      that dirty, immoral mysticism about Nature? Damn Nature!"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p13" shownumber="no">
      "I supposed you did," said MacIan calmly. "It seems to me your most
      conclusive position."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p14" shownumber="no">
      "And you mean to tell me," rejoined the other, "that you broke my window,
      and challenged me to mortal combat, and tied a tradesman up with ropes,
      and chased an Oxford Fellow across five meadows—all under the
      impression that I am such an illiterate idiot as to believe in Nature!"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p15" shownumber="no">
      "I supposed you did," repeated MacIan with his usual mildness; "but I
      admit that I know little of the details of your belief—or
      disbelief."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p16" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull swung round quite suddenly, and set off towards the village.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p17" shownumber="no">
      "Come along," he cried. "Come down to the village. Come down to the
      nearest decent inhabitable pub. This is a case for beer."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p18" shownumber="no">
      "I do not quite follow you," said the Highlander.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p19" shownumber="no">
      "Yes, you do," answered Turnbull. "You follow me slap into the
      inn-parlour. I repeat, this is a case for beer. We must have the whole of
      this matter out thoroughly before we go a step farther. Do you know that
      an idea has just struck me of great simplicity and of some cogency. Do not
      by any means let us drop our intentions of settling our differences with
      two steel swords. But do you not think that with two pewter pots we might
      do what we really have never thought of doing yet—discover what our
      difference is?"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p20" shownumber="no">
      "It never occurred to me before," answered MacIan with tranquillity. "It
      is a good suggestion."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p21" shownumber="no">
      And they set out at an easy swing down the steep road to the village of
      Grassley-in-the-Hole.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p22" shownumber="no">
      Grassley-in-the-Hole was a rude parallelogram of buildings, with two
      thoroughfares which might have been called two high streets if it had been
      possible to call them streets. One of these ways was higher on the slope
      than the other, the whole parallelogram lying aslant, so to speak, on the
      side of the hill. The upper of these two roads was decorated with a big
      public house, a butcher's shop, a small public house, a sweetstuff shop, a
      very small public house, and an illegible signpost. The lower of the two
      roads boasted a horse-pond, a post office, a gentleman's garden with very
      high hedges, a microscopically small public house, and two cottages. Where
      all the people lived who supported all the public houses was in this, as
      in many other English villages, a silent and smiling mystery. The church
      lay a little above and beyond the village, with a square grey tower
      dominating it decisively.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p23" shownumber="no">
      But even the church was scarcely so central and solemn an institution as
      the large public house, the Valencourt Arms. It was named after some
      splendid family that had long gone bankrupt, and whose seat was occupied
      by a man who had invented a hygienic bootjack; but the unfathomable
      sentimentalism of the English people insisted in regarding the Inn, the
      seat and the sitter in it, as alike parts of a pure and marmoreal
      antiquity. And in the Valencourt Arms festivity itself had some solemnity
      and decorum; and beer was drunk with reverence, as it ought to be. Into
      the principal parlour of this place entered two strangers, who found
      themselves, as is always the case in such hostels, the object, not of
      fluttered curiosity or pert inquiry, but of steady, ceaseless, devouring
      ocular study. They had long coats down to their heels, and carried under
      each coat something that looked like a stick. One was tall and dark, the
      other short and red-haired. They ordered a pot of ale each.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p24" shownumber="no">
      "MacIan," said Turnbull, lifting his tankard, "the fool who wanted us to
      be friends made us want to go on fighting. It is only natural that the
      fool who wanted us to fight should make us friendly. MacIan, your health!"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p25" shownumber="no">
      Dusk was already dropping, the rustics in the tavern were already lurching
      and lumbering out of it by twos and threes, crying clamorous good nights
      to a solitary old toper that remained, before MacIan and Turnbull had
      reached the really important part of their discussion.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p26" shownumber="no">
      MacIan wore an expression of sad bewilderment not uncommon with him. "I am
      to understand, then," he said, "that you don't believe in nature."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p27" shownumber="no">
      "You may say so in a very special and emphatic sense," said Turnbull. "I
      do not believe in nature, just as I do not believe in Odin. She is a myth.
      It is not merely that I do not believe that nature can guide us. It is
      that I do not believe that nature exists."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p28" shownumber="no">
      "Exists?" said MacIan in his monotonous way, settling his pewter pot on
      the table.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p29" shownumber="no">
      "Yes, in a real sense nature does not exist. I mean that nobody can
      discover what the original nature of things would have been if things had
      not interfered with it. The first blade of grass began to tear up the
      earth and eat it; it was interfering with nature, if there is any nature.
      The first wild ox began to tear up the grass and eat it; he was
      interfering with nature, if there is any nature. In the same way,"
      continued Turnbull, "the human when it asserts its dominance over nature
      is just as natural as the thing which it destroys."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p30" shownumber="no">
      "And in the same way," said MacIan almost dreamily, "the superhuman, the
      supernatural is just as natural as the nature which it destroys."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p31" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull took his head out of his pewter pot in some anger.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p32" shownumber="no">
      "The supernatural, of course," he said, "is quite another thing; the case
      of the supernatural is simple. The supernatural does not exist."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p33" shownumber="no">
      "Quite so," said MacIan in a rather dull voice; "you said the same about
      the natural. If the natural does not exist the supernatural obviously
      can't." And he yawned a little over his ale.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p34" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull turned for some reason a little red and remarked quickly, "That
      may be jolly clever, for all I know. But everyone does know that there is
      a division between the things that as a matter of fact do commonly happen
      and the things that don't. Things that break the evident laws of nature——"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p35" shownumber="no">
      "Which does not exist," put in MacIan sleepily. Turnbull struck the table
      with a sudden hand.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p36" shownumber="no">
      "Good Lord in heaven!" he cried——
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p37" shownumber="no">
      "Who does not exist," murmured MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p38" shownumber="no">
      "Good Lord in heaven!" thundered Turnbull, without regarding the
      interruption. "Do you really mean to sit there and say that you, like
      anybody else, would not recognize the difference between a natural
      occurrence and a supernatural one—if there could be such a thing? If
      I flew up to the ceiling——"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p39" shownumber="no">
      "You would bump your head badly," cried MacIan, suddenly starting up. "One
      can't talk of this kind of thing under a ceiling at all. Come outside!
      Come outside and ascend into heaven!"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p40" shownumber="no">
      He burst the door open on a blue abyss of evening and they stepped out
      into it: it was suddenly and strangely cool.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p41" shownumber="no">
      "Turnbull," said MacIan, "you have said some things so true and some so
      false that I want to talk; and I will try to talk so that you understand.
      For at present you do not understand at all. We don't seem to mean the
      same things by the same words."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p42" shownumber="no">
      He stood silent for a second or two and then resumed.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p43" shownumber="no">
      "A minute or two ago I caught you out in a real contradiction. At that
      moment logically I was right. And at that moment I knew I was wrong. Yes,
      there is a real difference between the natural and the supernatural: if
      you flew up into that blue sky this instant, I should think that you were
      moved by God—or the devil. But if you want to know what I really
      think...I must explain."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p44" shownumber="no">
      He stopped again, abstractedly boring the point of his sword into the
      earth, and went on:
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p45" shownumber="no">
      "I was born and bred and taught in a complete universe. The supernatural
      was not natural, but it was perfectly reasonable. Nay, the supernatural to
      me is more reasonable than the natural; for the supernatural is a direct
      message from God, who is reason. I was taught that some things are natural
      and some things divine. I mean that some things are mechanical and some
      things divine. But there is the great difficulty, Turnbull. The great
      difficulty is that, according to my teaching, you are divine."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p46" shownumber="no">
      "Me! Divine?" said Turnbull truculently. "What do you mean?"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p47" shownumber="no">
      "That is just the difficulty," continued MacIan thoughtfully. "I was told
      that there was a difference between the grass and a man's will; and the
      difference was that a man's will was special and divine. A man's free
      will, I heard, was supernatural."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p48" shownumber="no">
      "Rubbish!" said Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p49" shownumber="no">
      "Oh," said MacIan patiently, "then if a man's free will isn't
      supernatural, why do your materialists deny that it exists?"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p50" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull was silent for a moment. Then he began to speak, but MacIan
      continued with the same steady voice and sad eyes:
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p51" shownumber="no">
      "So what I feel is this: Here is the great divine creation I was taught to
      believe in. I can understand your disbelieving in it, but why disbelieve
      in a part of it? It was all one thing to me. God had authority because he
      was God. Man had authority because he was man. You cannot prove that God
      is better than a man; nor can you prove that a man is better than a horse.
      Why permit any ordinary thing? Why do you let a horse be saddled?"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p52" shownumber="no">
      "Some modern thinkers disapprove of it," said Turnbull a little
      doubtfully.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p53" shownumber="no">
      "I know," said MacIan grimly; "that man who talked about love, for
      instance."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p54" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull made a humorous grimace; then he said: "We seem to be talking in
      a kind of shorthand; but I won't pretend not to understand you. What you
      mean is this: that you learnt about all your saints and angels at the same
      time as you learnt about common morality, from the same people, in the
      same way. And you mean to say that if one may be disputed, so may the
      other. Well, let that pass for the moment. But let me ask you a question
      in turn. Did not this system of yours, which you swallowed whole, contain
      all sorts of things that were merely local, the respect for the chief of
      your clan, or such things; the village ghost, the family feud, or what
      not? Did you not take in those things, too, along with your theology?"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p55" shownumber="no">
      MacIan stared along the dim village road, down which the last straggler
      from the inn was trailing his way.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p56" shownumber="no">
      "What you say is not unreasonable," he said. "But it is not quite true.
      The distinction between the chief and us did exist; but it was never anything
      like the distinction between the human and the divine, or the human and
      the animal. It was more like the distinction between one animal and
      another. But——"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p57" shownumber="no">
      "Well?" said Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p58" shownumber="no">
      MacIan was silent.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p59" shownumber="no">
      "Go on," repeated Turnbull; "what's the matter with you? What are you
      staring at?"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p60" shownumber="no">
      "I am staring," said MacIan at last, "at that which shall judge us both."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p61" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, yes," said Turnbull in a tired way, "I suppose you mean God."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p62" shownumber="no">
      "No, I don't," said MacIan, shaking his head. "I mean him."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p63" shownumber="no">
      And he pointed to the half-tipsy yokel who was ploughing down the road.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p64" shownumber="no">
      "What do you mean?" asked the atheist.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p65" shownumber="no">
      "I mean him," repeated MacIan with emphasis. "He goes out in the early
      dawn; he digs or he ploughs a field. Then he comes back and drinks ale,
      and then he sings a song. All your philosophies and political systems are
      young compared to him. All your hoary cathedrals, yes, even the Eternal
      Church on earth is new compared to him. The most mouldering gods in the
      British Museum are new facts beside him. It is he who in the end shall
      judge us all."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p66" shownumber="no">
      And MacIan rose to his feet with a vague excitement.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p67" shownumber="no">
      "What are you going to do?"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p68" shownumber="no">
      "I am going to ask him," cried MacIan, "which of us is right."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p69" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull broke into a kind of laugh. "Ask that intoxicated turnip-eater——"
      he began.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p70" shownumber="no">
      "Yes—which of us is right," cried MacIan violently. "Oh, you have
      long words and I have long words; and I talk of every man being the image
      of God; and you talk of every man being a citizen and enlightened enough
      to govern. But if every man typifies God, there is God. If every man is an
      enlightened citizen, there is your enlightened citizen. The first man one
      meets is always man. Let us catch him up."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p71" shownumber="no">
      And in gigantic strides the long, lean Highlander whirled away into the
      grey twilight, Turnbull following with a good-humoured oath.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p72" shownumber="no">
      The track of the rustic was easy to follow, even in the faltering dark;
      for he was enlivening his wavering walk with song. It was an interminable
      poem, beginning with some unspecified King William, who (it appeared)
      lived in London town and who after the second rise vanished rather
      abruptly from the train of thought. The rest was almost entirely about
      beer and was thick with local topography of a quite unrecognizable kind.
      The singer's step was neither very rapid, nor, indeed, exceptionally
      secure; so the song grew louder and louder and the two soon overtook him.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p73" shownumber="no">
      He was a man elderly or rather of any age, with lean grey hair and a lean
      red face, but with that remarkable rustic physiognomy in which it seems
      that all the features stand out independently from the face; the rugged
      red nose going out like a limb; the bleared blue eyes standing out like
      signals.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p74" shownumber="no">
      He gave them greeting with the elaborate urbanity of the slightly
      intoxicated. MacIan, who was vibrating with one of his silent, violent
      decisions, opened the question without delay. He explained the philosophic
      position in words as short and simple as possible. But the singular old
      man with the lank red face seemed to think uncommonly little of the short
      words. He fixed with a fierce affection upon one or two of the long ones.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p75" shownumber="no">
      "Atheists!" he repeated with luxurious scorn. "Atheists! I know their
      sort, master. Atheists! Don't talk to me about 'un. Atheists!"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p76" shownumber="no">
      The grounds of his disdain seemed a little dark and confused; but they
      were evidently sufficient. MacIan resumed in some encouragement:
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p77" shownumber="no">
      "You think as I do, I hope; you think that a man should be connected with
      the Church; with the common Christian——"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p78" shownumber="no">
      The old man extended a quivering stick in the direction of a distant hill.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p79" shownumber="no">
      "There's the church," he said thickly. "Grassley old church that is.
      Pulled down it was, in the old squire's time, and——"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p80" shownumber="no">
      "I mean," explained MacIan elaborately, "that you think that there should
      be someone typifying religion, a priest——"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p81" shownumber="no">
      "Priests!" said the old man with sudden passion. "Priests! I know 'un.
      What they want in England? That's what I say. What they want in England?"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p82" shownumber="no">
      "They want you," said MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p83" shownumber="no">
      "Quite so," said Turnbull, "and me; but they won't get us. MacIan, your
      attempt on the primitive innocence does not seem very successful. Let me
      try. What you want, my friend, is your rights. You don't want any priests
      or churches. A vote, a right to speak is what you——"
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p84" shownumber="no">
      "Who says I a'n't got a right to speak?" said the old man, facing round in
      an irrational frenzy. "I got a right to speak. I'm a man, I am. I don't
      want no votin' nor priests. I say a man's a man; that's what I say. If a
      man a'n't a man, what is he? That's what I say, if a man a'n't a man, what
      is he? When I sees a man, I sez 'e's a man."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p85" shownumber="no">
      "Quite so," said Turnbull, "a citizen."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p86" shownumber="no">
      "I say he's a man," said the rustic furiously, stopping and striking his
      stick on the ground. "Not a city or owt else. He's a man."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p87" shownumber="no">
      "You're perfectly right," said the sudden voice of MacIan, falling like a
      sword. "And you have kept close to something the whole world of today
      tries to forget."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p88" shownumber="no">
      "Good night."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p89" shownumber="no">
      And the old man went on wildly singing into the night.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p90" shownumber="no">
      "A jolly old creature," said Turnbull; "he didn't seem able to get much
      beyond that fact that a man is a man."
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p91" shownumber="no">
      "Has anybody got beyond it?" asked MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p92" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull looked at him curiously. "Are you turning an agnostic?" he asked.
    </p>
    <p id="viii-p93" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, you do not understand!" cried out MacIan. "We Catholics are all
      agnostics. We Catholics have only in that sense got as far as realizing
      that man is a man. But your Ibsens and your Zolas and your Shaws and your
      Tolstoys have not even got so far."
    </p>
</div1>

    <div1 id="ix" next="x" prev="viii" title="VIII. An Interlude of Argument">
    <h2 id="ix-p0.1">
      VIII. AN INTERLUDE OF ARGUMENT
    </h2>
    <p id="ix-p1" shownumber="no">
      Morning broke in bitter silver along the grey and level plain; and almost
      as it did so Turnbull and MacIan came out of a low, scrubby wood on to the
      empty and desolate flats. They had walked all night.
    </p>
    <p id="ix-p2" shownumber="no">
      They had walked all night and talked all night also, and if the subject
      had been capable of being exhausted they would have exhausted it. Their
      long and changing argument had taken them through districts and landscapes
      equally changing. They had discussed Haeckel upon hills so high and steep
      that in spite of the coldness of the night it seemed as if the stars might
      burn them. They had explained and re-explained the Massacre of St.
      Bartholomew in little white lanes walled in with standing corn as with
      walls of gold. They had talked about Mr. Kensit in dim and twinkling pine
      woods, amid the bewildering monotony of the pines. And it was with the end
      of a long speech from MacIan, passionately defending the practical
      achievements and the solid prosperity of the Catholic tradition, that they
      came out upon the open land.
    </p>
    <p id="ix-p3" shownumber="no">
      MacIan had learnt much and thought more since he came out of the cloudy
      hills of Arisaig. He had met many typical modern figures under
      circumstances which were sharply symbolic; and, moreover, he had absorbed
      the main modern atmosphere from the mere presence and chance phrases of
      Turnbull, as such atmospheres can always be absorbed from the presence and
      the phrases of any man of great mental vitality. He had at last begun
      thoroughly to understand what are the grounds upon which the mass of the
      modern world solidly disapprove of her creed; and he threw himself into
      replying to them with a hot intellectual enjoyment.
    </p>
    <p id="ix-p4" shownumber="no">
      "I begin to understand one or two of your dogmas, Mr. Turnbull," he had
      said emphatically as they ploughed heavily up a wooded hill. "And every
      one that I understand I deny. Take any one of them you like. You hold that
      your heretics and sceptics have helped the world forward and handed on a
      lamp of progress. I deny it. Nothing is plainer from real history than
      that each of your heretics invented a complete cosmos of his own which the
      next heretic smashed entirely to pieces. Who knows now exactly what
      Nestorius taught? Who cares? There are only two things that we know for
      certain about it. The first is that Nestorius, as a heretic, taught
      something quite opposite to the teaching of Arius, the heretic who came
      before him, and something quite useless to James Turnbull, the heretic who
      comes after. I defy you to go back to the Free-thinkers of the past and
      find any habitation for yourself at all. I defy you to read Godwin or
      Shelley or the deists of the eighteenth century of the nature-worshipping
      humanists of the Renaissance, without discovering that you differ from
      them twice as much as you differ from the Pope. You are a
      nineteenth-century sceptic, and you are always telling me that I ignore
      the cruelty of nature. If you had been an eighteenth-century sceptic you
      would have told me that I ignore the kindness and benevolence of nature.
      You are an atheist, and you praise the deists of the eighteenth century.
      Read them instead of praising them, and you will find that their whole
      universe stands or falls with the deity. You are a materialist, and you
      think Bruno a scientific hero. See what he said and you will think him an
      insane mystic. No, the great Free-thinker, with his genuine ability and
      honesty, does not in practice destroy Christianity. What he does destroy
      is the Free-thinker who went before. Free-thought may be suggestive, it
      may be inspiriting, it may have as much as you please of the merits that
      come from vivacity and variety. But there is one thing Free-thought can
      never be by any possibility—Free-thought can never be progressive.
      It can never be progressive because it will accept nothing from the past;
      it begins every time again from the beginning; and it goes every time in a
      different direction. All the rational philosophers have gone along
      different roads, so it is impossible to say which has gone farthest. Who
      can discuss whether Emerson was a better optimist than Schopenhauer was
      pessimist? It is like asking if this corn is as yellow as that hill is
      steep. No; there are only two things that really progress; and they both
      accept accumulations of authority. They may be progressing uphill and
      down; they may be growing steadily better or steadily worse; but they have
      steadily increased in certain definable matters; they have steadily
      advanced in a certain definable direction; they are the only two things,
      it seems, that ever <i>can</i> progress. The first is strictly physical
      science. The second is the Catholic Church."
    </p>
    <p id="ix-p5" shownumber="no">
      "Physical science and the Catholic Church!" said Turnbull sarcastically;
      "and no doubt the first owes a great deal to the second."
    </p>
    <p id="ix-p6" shownumber="no">
      "If you pressed that point I might reply that it was very probable,"
      answered MacIan calmly. "I often fancy that your historical
      generalizations rest frequently on random instances; I should not be
      surprised if your vague notions of the Church as the persecutor of science
      was a generalization from Galileo. I should not be at all surprised if,
      when you counted the scientific investigations and discoveries since the
      fall of Rome, you found that a great mass of them had been made by monks.
      But the matter is irrelevant to my meaning. I say that if you want an
      example of anything which has progressed in the moral world by the same
      method as science in the material world, by continually adding to without
      unsettling what was there before, then I say that there <i>is</i> only one
      example of it. And that is Us."
    </p>
    <p id="ix-p7" shownumber="no">
      "With this enormous difference," said Turnbull, "that however elaborate be
      the calculations of physical science, their net result can be tested.
      Granted that it took millions of books I never read and millions of men I
      never heard of to discover the electric light. Still I can see the
      electric light. But I cannot see the supreme virtue which is the result of
      all your theologies and sacraments."
    </p>
    <p id="ix-p8" shownumber="no">
      "Catholic virtue is often invisible because it is the normal," answered
      MacIan. "Christianity is always out of fashion because it is always sane;
      and all fashions are mild insanities. When Italy is mad on art the Church
      seems too Puritanical; when England is mad on Puritanism the Church seems
      too artistic. When you quarrel with us now you class us with kingship and
      despotism; but when you quarrelled with us first it was because we would
      not accept the divine despotism of Henry VIII. The Church always seems to
      be behind the times, when it is really beyond the times; it is waiting
      till the last fad shall have seen its last summer. It keeps the key of a
      permanent virtue."
    </p>
    <p id="ix-p9" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, I have heard all that!" said Turnbull with genial contempt. "I have
      heard that Christianity keeps the key of virtue, and that if you read Tom
      Paine you will cut your throat at Monte Carlo. It is such rubbish that I
      am not even angry at it. You say that Christianity is the prop of morals;
      but what more do you do? When a doctor attends you and could poison you
      with a pinch of salt, do you ask whether he is a Christian? You ask
      whether he is a gentleman, whether he is an M.D.—anything but that.
      When a soldier enlists to die for his country or disgrace it, do you ask
      whether he is a Christian? You are more likely to ask whether he is Oxford
      or Cambridge at the boat race. If you think your creed essential to morals
      why do you not make it a test for these things?"
    </p>
    <p id="ix-p10" shownumber="no">
      "We once did make it a test for these things," said MacIan smiling, "and
      then you told us that we were imposing by force a faith unsupported by
      argument. It seems rather hard that having first been told that our creed
      must be false because we did use tests, we should now be told that it must
      be false because we don't. But I notice that most anti-Christian arguments
      are in the same inconsistent style."
    </p>
    <p id="ix-p11" shownumber="no">
      "That is all very well as a debating-club answer," replied Turnbull
      good-humouredly, "but the question still remains: Why don't you confine
      yourself more to Christians if Christians are the only really good men?"
    </p>
    <p id="ix-p12" shownumber="no">
      "Who talked of such folly?" asked MacIan disdainfully. "Do you suppose
      that the Catholic Church ever held that Christians were the only good men?
      Why, the Catholics of the Catholic Middle Ages talked about the virtues of
      all the virtuous Pagans until humanity was sick of the subject. No, if you
      really want to know what we mean when we say that Christianity has a
      special power of virtue, I will tell you. The Church is the only thing on
      earth that can perpetuate a type of virtue and make it something more than
      a fashion. The thing is so plain and historical that I hardly think you
      will ever deny it. You cannot deny that it is perfectly possible that
      tomorrow morning, in Ireland or in Italy, there might appear a man not
      only as good but good in exactly the same way as St. Francis of Assisi.
      Very well, now take the other types of human virtue; many of them
      splendid. The English gentleman of Elizabeth was chivalrous and
      idealistic. But can you stand still here in this meadow and <i>be</i> an
      English gentleman of Elizabeth? The austere republican of the eighteenth
      century, with his stern patriotism and his simple life, was a fine fellow.
      But have you ever seen him? have you ever seen an austere republican? Only
      a hundred years have passed and that volcano of revolutionary truth and
      valour is as cold as the mountains of the moon. And so it is and so it
      will be with the ethics which are buzzing down Fleet Street at this
      instant as I speak. What phrase would inspire the London clerk or workman
      just now? Perhaps that he is a son of the British Empire on which the sun
      never sets; perhaps that he is a prop of his Trades Union, or a
      class-conscious proletarian something or other; perhaps merely that he is
      a gentleman when he obviously is not. Those names and notions are all
      honourable; but how long will they last? Empires break; industrial
      conditions change; the suburbs will not last for ever. What will remain? I
      will tell you. The Catholic Saint will remain."
    </p>
    <p id="ix-p13" shownumber="no">
      "And suppose I don't like him?" said Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="ix-p14" shownumber="no">
      "On my theory the question is rather whether he will like you: or more
      probably whether he will ever have heard of you. But I grant the
      reasonableness of your query. You have a right, if you speak as the
      ordinary man, to ask if you will like the saint. But as the ordinary man
      you do like him. You revel in him. If you dislike him it is not because
      you are a nice ordinary man, but because you are (if you will excuse me) a
      sophisticated prig of a Fleet Street editor. That is just the funny part
      of it. The human race has always admired the Catholic virtues, however
      little it can practise them; and oddly enough it has admired most those of
      them that the modern world most sharply disputes. You complain of
      Catholicism for setting up an ideal of virginity; it did nothing of the
      kind. The whole human race set up an ideal of virginity; the Greeks in
      Athene, the Romans in the Vestal fire, set up an ideal of virginity. What
      then is your real quarrel with Catholicism? Your quarrel can only be, your
      quarrel really only is, that Catholicism has <i>achieved</i> an ideal of
      virginity; that it is no longer a mere piece of floating poetry. But if
      you, and a few feverish men, in top hats, running about in a street in
      London, choose to differ as to the ideal itself, not only from the Church,
      but from the Parthenon whose name means virginity, from the Roman Empire
      which went outwards from the virgin flame, from the whole legend and
      tradition of Europe, from the lion who will not touch virgins, from the
      unicorn who respects them, and who make up together the bearers of your
      own national shield, from the most living and lawless of your own poets,
      from Massinger, who wrote the <i>Virgin Martyr</i>, from Shakespeare, who
      wrote <i>Measure for Measure</i>—if you in Fleet Street differ from
      all this human experience, does it never strike you that it may be Fleet
      Street that is wrong?"
    </p>
    <p id="ix-p15" shownumber="no">
      "No," answered Turnbull; "I trust that I am sufficiently fair-minded to
      canvass and consider the idea; but having considered it, I think Fleet
      Street is right, yes—even if the Parthenon is wrong. I think that as
      the world goes on new psychological atmospheres are generated, and in
      these atmospheres it is possible to find delicacies and combinations which
      in other times would have to be represented by some ruder symbol. Every
      man feels the need of some element of purity in sex; perhaps they can only
      typify purity as the absence of sex. You will laugh if I suggest that we
      may have made in Fleet Street an atmosphere in which a man can be so
      passionate as Sir Lancelot and as pure as Sir Galahad. But, after all, we
      have in the modern world erected many such atmospheres. We have, for
      instance, a new and imaginative appreciation of children."
    </p>
    <p id="ix-p16" shownumber="no">
      "Quite so," replied MacIan with a singular smile. "It has been very well
      put by one of the brightest of your young authors, who said: 'Unless you
      become as little children ye shall in no wise enter the kingdom of
      heaven.' But you are quite right; there is a modern worship of children.
      And what, I ask you, is this modern worship of children? What, in the name
      of all the angels and devils, is it except a worship of virginity? Why
      should anyone worship a thing merely because it is small or immature? No;
      you have tried to escape from this thing, and the very thing you point to
      as the goal of your escape is only the thing again. Am I wrong in saying
      that these things seem to be eternal?"
    </p>
    <p id="ix-p17" shownumber="no">
      And it was with these words that they came in sight of the great plains.
      They went a little way in silence, and then James Turnbull said suddenly,
      "But I <i>cannot</i> believe in the thing." MacIan answered nothing to the
      speech; perhaps it is unanswerable. And indeed they scarcely spoke another
      word to each other all that day.
    </p>
</div1>

    <div1 id="x" next="xi" prev="ix" title="IX. The Strange Lady">
    <h2 id="x-p0.1">
      IX. THE STRANGE LADY
    </h2>
    <p id="x-p1" shownumber="no">
      Moonrise with a great and growing moon opened over all those flats, making
      them seem flatter and larger than they were, turning them to a lake of
      blue light. The two companions trudged across the moonlit plain for half
      an hour in full silence. Then MacIan stopped suddenly and planted his
      sword-point in the ground like one who plants his tent-pole for the night.
      Leaving it standing there, he clutched his black-haired skull with his
      great claws of hands, as was his custom when forcing the pace of his
      brain. Then his hands dropped again and he spoke.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p2" shownumber="no">
      "I'm sure you're thinking the same as I am," he said; "how long are we to
      be on this damned seesaw?"
    </p>
    <p id="x-p3" shownumber="no">
      The other did not answer, but his silence seemed somehow solid as assent;
      and MacIan went on conversationally. Neither noticed that both had
      instinctively stood still before the sign of the fixed and standing sword.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p4" shownumber="no">
      "It is hard to guess what God means in this business. But he means
      something—or the other thing, or both. Whenever we have tried to
      fight each other something has stopped us. Whenever we have tried to be
      reconciled to each other, something has stopped us again. By the run of
      our luck we have never had time to be either friends or enemies. Something
      always jumped out of the bushes."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p5" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull nodded gravely and glanced round at the huge and hedgeless meadow
      which fell away towards the horizon into a glimmering high road.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p6" shownumber="no">
      "Nothing will jump out of bushes here anyhow," he said.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p7" shownumber="no">
      "That is what I meant," said MacIan, and stared steadily at the heavy hilt
      of his standing sword, which in the slight wind swayed on its tempered
      steel like some huge thistle on its stalk.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p8" shownumber="no">
      "That is what I meant; we are quite alone here. I have not heard a
      horse-hoof or a footstep or the hoot of a train for miles. So I think we
      might stop here and ask for a miracle."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p9" shownumber="no">
      "Oh! might we?" said the atheistic editor with a sort of gusto of disgust.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p10" shownumber="no">
      "I beg your pardon," said MacIan, meekly. "I forgot your prejudices." He
      eyed the wind-swung sword-hilt in sad meditation and resumed: "What I mean
      is, we might find out in this quiet place whether there really is any fate
      or any commandment against our enterprise. I will engage on my side, like
      Elijah, to accept a test from heaven. Turnbull, let us draw swords here in
      this moonlight and this monstrous solitude. And if here in this moonlight
      and solitude there happens anything to interrupt us—if it be
      lightning striking our sword-blades or a rabbit running under our legs—I
      will take it as a sign from God and we will shake hands for ever."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p11" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull's mouth twitched in angry humour under his red moustache. He
      said: "I will wait for signs from God until I have any signs of His
      existence; but God—or Fate—forbid that a man of scientific
      culture should refuse any kind of experiment."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p12" shownumber="no">
      "Very well, then," said MacIan, shortly. "We are more quiet here than
      anywhere else; let us engage." And he plucked his sword-point out of the
      turf.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p13" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull regarded him for a second and a half with a baffling visage
      almost black against the moonrise; then his hand made a sharp movement to
      his hip and his sword shone in the moon.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p14" shownumber="no">
      As old chess-players open every game with established gambits, they opened
      with a thrust and parry, orthodox and even frankly ineffectual. But in
      MacIan's soul more formless storms were gathering, and he made a lunge or
      two so savage as first to surprise and then to enrage his opponent.
      Turnbull ground his teeth, kept his temper, and waiting for the third
      lunge, and the worst, had almost spitted the lunger when a shrill, small
      cry came from behind him, a cry such as is not made by any of the beasts
      that perish.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p15" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull must have been more superstitious than he knew, for he stopped in
      the act of going forward. MacIan was brazenly superstitious, and he
      dropped his sword. After all, he had challenged the universe to send an
      interruption; and this was an interruption, whatever else it was. An
      instant afterwards the sharp, weak cry was repeated. This time it was
      certain that it was human and that it was female.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p16" shownumber="no">
      MacIan stood rolling those great blue Gaelic eyes that contrasted with his
      dark hair. "It is the voice of God," he said again and again.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p17" shownumber="no">
      "God hasn't got much of a voice," said Turnbull, who snatched at every
      chance of cheap profanity. "As a matter of fact, MacIan, it isn't the
      voice of God, but it's something a jolly sight more important—it is
      the voice of man—or rather of woman. So I think we'd better scoot in
      its direction."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p18" shownumber="no">
      MacIan snatched up his fallen weapon without a word, and the two raced
      away towards that part of the distant road from which the cry was now
      constantly renewed.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p19" shownumber="no">
      They had to run over a curve of country that looked smooth but was very
      rough; a neglected field which they soon found to be full of the tallest
      grasses and the deepest rabbit-holes. Moreover, that great curve of the
      countryside which looked so slow and gentle when you glanced over it,
      proved to be highly precipitous when you scampered over it; and Turnbull
      was twice nearly flung on his face. MacIan, though much heavier, avoided
      such an overthrow only by having the quick and incalculable feet of the
      mountaineer; but both of them may be said to have leapt off a low cliff
      when they leapt into the road.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p20" shownumber="no">
      The moonlight lay on the white road with a more naked and electric glare
      than on the grey-green upland, and though the scene which it revealed was
      complicated, it was not difficult to get its first features at a glance.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p21" shownumber="no">
      A small but very neat black-and-yellow motor-car was standing stolidly,
      slightly to the left of the road. A somewhat larger light-green motor-car
      was tipped half-way into a ditch on the same side, and four flushed and
      staggering men in evening dress were tipped out of it. Three of them were
      standing about the road, giving their opinions to the moon with vague but
      echoing violence. The fourth, however, had already advanced on the
      chauffeur of the black-and-yellow car, and was threatening him with a
      stick. The chauffeur had risen to defend himself. By his side sat a young
      lady.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p22" shownumber="no">
      She was sitting bolt upright, a slender and rigid figure gripping the
      sides of her seat, and her first few cries had ceased. She was clad in
      close-fitting dark costume, a mass of warm brown hair went out in two
      wings or waves on each side of her forehead; and even at that distance it
      could be seen that her profile was of the aquiline and eager sort, like a
      young falcon hardly free of the nest.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p23" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull had concealed in him somewhere a fund of common sense and
      knowledge of the world of which he himself and his best friends were
      hardly aware. He was one of those who take in much of the shows of things
      absent-mindedly, and in an irrelevant reverie. As he stood at the door of
      his editorial shop on Ludgate Hill and meditated on the non-existence of
      God, he silently absorbed a good deal of varied knowledge about the
      existence of men. He had come to know types by instinct and dilemmas with
      a glance; he saw the crux of the situation in the road, and what he saw
      made him redouble his pace.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p24" shownumber="no">
      He knew that the men were rich; he knew that they were drunk; and he knew,
      what was worst of all, that they were fundamentally frightened. And he
      knew this also, that no common ruffian (such as attacks ladies in novels)
      is ever so savage and ruthless as a coarse kind of gentleman when he is
      really alarmed. The reason is not recondite; it is simply because the
      police-court is not such a menacing novelty to the poor ruffian as it is
      to the rich. When they came within hail and heard the voices, they
      confirmed all Turnbull's anticipations. The man in the middle of the road
      was shouting in a hoarse and groggy voice that the chauffeur had smashed
      their car on purpose; that they must get to the Cri that evening, and that
      he would jolly well have to take them there. The chauffeur had mildly
      objected that he was driving a lady. "Oh! we'll take care of the lady,"
      said the red-faced young man, and went off into gurgling and almost senile
      laughter.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p25" shownumber="no">
      By the time the two champions came up, things had grown more serious. The
      intoxication of the man talking to the chauffeur had taken one of its
      perverse and catlike jumps into mere screaming spite and rage. He lifted
      his stick and struck at the chauffeur, who caught hold of it, and the
      drunkard fell backwards, dragging him out of his seat on the car. Another
      of the rowdies rushed forward booing in idiot excitement, fell over the
      chauffeur, and, either by accident or design, kicked him as he lay. The
      drunkard got to his feet again; but the chauffeur did not.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p26" shownumber="no">
      The man who had kicked kept a kind of half-witted conscience or cowardice,
      for he stood staring at the senseless body and murmuring words of
      inconsequent self-justification, making gestures with his hands as if he
      were arguing with somebody. But the other three, with a mere whoop and
      howl of victory, were boarding the car on three sides at once. It was
      exactly at this moment that Turnbull fell among them like one fallen from
      the sky. He tore one of the climbers backward by the collar, and with a
      hearty push sent him staggering over into the ditch upon his nose. One of
      the remaining two, who was too far gone to notice anything, continued to
      clamber ineffectually over the high back of the car, kicking and pouring
      forth a rivulet of soliloquy. But the other dropped at the interruption,
      turned upon Turnbull and began a battering bout of fisticuffs. At the same
      moment the man crawled out of the ditch in a masquerade of mud and rushed
      at his old enemy from behind. The whole had not taken a second; and an
      instant after MacIan was in the midst of them.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p27" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull had tossed away his sheathed sword, greatly preferring his hands,
      except in the avowed etiquette of the duel; for he had learnt to use his
      hands in the old street-battles of Bradlaugh. But to MacIan the sword even
      sheathed was a more natural weapon, and he laid about him on all sides
      with it as with a stick. The man who had the walking-stick found his blows
      parried with promptitude; and a second after, to his great astonishment,
      found his own stick fly up in the air as by a conjuring trick, with a turn
      of the swordsman's wrist. Another of the revellers picked the stick out of
      the ditch and ran in upon MacIan, calling to his companion to assist him.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p28" shownumber="no">
      "I haven't got a stick," grumbled the disarmed man, and looked vaguely
      about the ditch.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p29" shownumber="no">
      "Perhaps," said MacIan, politely, "you would like this one." With the word
      the drunkard found his hand that had grasped the stick suddenly twisted
      and empty; and the stick lay at the feet of his companion on the other
      side of the road. MacIan felt a faint stir behind him; the girl had risen
      to her feet and was leaning forward to stare at the fighters. Turnbull was
      still engaged in countering and pommelling with the third young man. The
      fourth young man was still engaged with himself, kicking his legs in
      helpless rotation on the back of the car and talking with melodious
      rationality.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p30" shownumber="no">
      At length Turnbull's opponent began to back before the battery of his
      heavy hands, still fighting, for he was the soberest and boldest of the
      four. If these are annals of military glory, it is due to him to say that
      he need not have abandoned the conflict; only that as he backed to the
      edge of the ditch his foot caught in a loop of grass and he went over in a
      flat and comfortable position from which it took him a considerable time
      to rise. By the time he had risen, Turnbull had come to the rescue of
      MacIan, who was at bay but belabouring his two enemies handsomely. The
      sight of the liberated reserve was to them like that of Blucher at
      Waterloo; the two set off at a sullen trot down the road, leaving even the
      walking-stick lying behind them in the moonlight. MacIan plucked the
      struggling and aspiring idiot off the back of the car like a stray cat,
      and left him swaying unsteadily in the moon. Then he approached the front
      part of the car in a somewhat embarrassed manner and pulled off his cap.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p31" shownumber="no">
      For some solid seconds the lady and he merely looked at each other, and
      MacIan had an irrational feeling of being in a picture hung on a wall.
      That is, he was motionless, even lifeless, and yet staringly significant,
      like a picture. The white moonlight on the road, when he was not looking
      at it, gave him a vision of the road being white with snow. The motor-car,
      when he was not looking at it, gave him a rude impression of a captured
      coach in the old days of highwaymen. And he whose whole soul was with the
      swords and stately manners of the eighteenth century, he who was a
      Jacobite risen from the dead, had an overwhelming sense of being once more
      in the picture, when he had so long been out of the picture.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p32" shownumber="no">
      In that short and strong silence he absorbed the lady from head to foot.
      He had never really looked at a human being before in his life. He saw her
      face and hair first, then that she had long suede gloves; then that there
      was a fur cap at the back of her brown hair. He might, perhaps, be excused
      for this hungry attention. He had prayed that some sign might come from
      heaven; and after an almost savage scrutiny he came to the conclusion that
      his one did. The lady's instantaneous arrest of speech might need more
      explaining; but she may well have been stunned with the squalid attack and
      the abrupt rescue. Yet it was she who remembered herself first and
      suddenly called out with self-accusing horror:
    </p>
    <p id="x-p33" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, that poor, poor man!"
    </p>
    <p id="x-p34" shownumber="no">
      They both swung round abruptly and saw that Turnbull, with his recovered
      sword under his arm-pit, was already lifting the fallen chauffeur into the
      car. He was only stunned and was slowly awakening, feebly waving his left
      arm.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p35" shownumber="no">
      The lady in long gloves and the fur cap leapt out and ran rapidly towards
      them, only to be reassured by Turnbull, who (unlike many of his school)
      really knew a little science when he invoked it to redeem the world. "He's
      all right," said he; "he's quite safe. But I'm afraid he won't be able to
      drive the car for half an hour or so."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p36" shownumber="no">
      "I can drive the car," said the young woman in the fur cap with stony
      practicability.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p37" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, in that case," began MacIan, uneasily; and that paralysing shyness
      which is a part of romance induced him to make a backward movement as if
      leaving her to herself. But Turnbull was more rational than he, being more
      indifferent.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p38" shownumber="no">
      "I don't think you ought to drive home alone, ma'am," he said, gruffly.
      "There seem to be a lot of rowdy parties along this road, and the man will
      be no use for an hour. If you will tell us where you are going, we will
      see you safely there and say good night."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p39" shownumber="no">
      The young lady exhibited all the abrupt disturbance of a person who is not
      commonly disturbed. She said almost sharply and yet with evident
      sincerity: "Of course I am awfully grateful to you for all you've done—and
      there's plenty of room if you'll come in."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p40" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull, with the complete innocence of an absolutely sound motive,
      immediately jumped into the car; but the girl cast an eye at MacIan, who
      stood in the road for an instant as if rooted like a tree. Then he also
      tumbled his long legs into the tonneau, having that sense of degradedly
      diving into heaven which so many have known in so many human houses when
      they consented to stop to tea or were allowed to stop to supper. The
      slowly reviving chauffeur was set in the back seat; Turnbull and MacIan
      had fallen into the middle one; the lady with a steely coolness had taken
      the driver's seat and all the handles of that headlong machine. A moment
      afterwards the engine started, with a throb and leap unfamiliar to
      Turnbull, who had only once been in a motor during a general election, and
      utterly unknown to MacIan, who in his present mood thought it was the end
      of the world. Almost at the same instant that the car plucked itself out
      of the mud and whipped away up the road, the man who had been flung into
      the ditch rose waveringly to his feet. When he saw the car escaping he ran
      after it and shouted something which, owing to the increasing distance,
      could not be heard. It is awful to reflect that, if his remark was
      valuable, it is quite lost to the world.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p41" shownumber="no">
      The car shot on up and down the shining moonlit lanes, and there was no
      sound in it except the occasional click or catch of its machinery; for
      through some cause or other no soul inside it could think of a word to
      say. The lady symbolized her feelings, whatever they were, by urging the
      machine faster and faster until scattered woodlands went by them in one
      black blotch and heavy hills and valleys seemed to ripple under the wheels
      like mere waves. A little while afterwards this mood seemed to slacken and
      she fell into a more ordinary pace; but still she did not speak. Turnbull,
      who kept a more common and sensible view of the case than anyone else,
      made some remark about the moonlight; but something indescribable made him
      also relapse into silence.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p42" shownumber="no">
      All this time MacIan had been in a sort of monstrous delirium, like some
      fabulous hero snatched up into the moon. The difference between this
      experience and common experiences was analogous to that between waking
      life and a dream. Yet he did not feel in the least as if he were dreaming;
      rather the other way; as waking was more actual than dreaming, so this
      seemed by another degree more actual than waking itself. But it was
      another life altogether, like a cosmos with a new dimension.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p43" shownumber="no">
      He felt he had been hurled into some new incarnation: into the midst of
      new relations, wrongs and rights, with towering responsibilities and
      almost tragic joys which he had as yet had no time to examine. Heaven had
      not merely sent him a message; Heaven itself had opened around him and
      given him an hour of its own ancient and star-shattering energy. He had
      never felt so much alive before; and yet he was like a man in a trance.
      And if you had asked him on what his throbbing happiness hung, he could
      only have told you that it hung on four or five visible facts, as a
      curtain hangs on four of five fixed nails. The fact that the lady had a
      little fur at her throat; the fact that the curve of her cheek was a low
      and lean curve and that the moonlight caught the height of her cheek-bone;
      the fact that her hands were small but heavily gloved as they gripped the
      steering-wheel; the fact that a white witch light was on the road; the
      fact that the brisk breeze of their passage stirred and fluttered a little
      not only the brown hair of her head but the black fur on her cap. All
      these facts were to him certain and incredible, like sacraments.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p44" shownumber="no">
      When they had driven half a mile farther, a big shadow was flung across
      the path, followed by its bulky owner, who eyed the car critically but let
      it pass. The silver moonlight picked out a piece or two of pewter ornament
      on his blue uniform; and as they went by they knew it was a sergeant of
      police. Three hundred yards farther on another policeman stepped out into
      the road as if to stop them, then seemed to doubt his own authority and
      stepped back again. The girl was a daughter of the rich; and this police
      suspicion (under which all the poor live day and night) stung her for the
      first time into speech.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p45" shownumber="no">
      "What can they mean?" she cried out in a kind of temper; "this car's going
      like a snail."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p46" shownumber="no">
      There was a short silence, and then Turnbull said: "It is certainly very
      odd, you are driving quietly enough."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p47" shownumber="no">
      "You are driving nobly," said MacIan, and his words (which had no meaning
      whatever) sounded hoarse and ungainly even in his own ears.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p48" shownumber="no">
      They passed the next mile and a half swiftly and smoothly; yet among the
      many things which they passed in the course of it was a clump of eager
      policemen standing at a cross-road. As they passed, one of the policemen
      shouted something to the others; but nothing else happened. Eight hundred
      yards farther on, Turnbull stood up suddenly in the swaying car.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p49" shownumber="no">
      "My God, MacIan!" he called out, showing his first emotion of that night.
      "I don't believe it's the pace; it couldn't be the pace. I believe it's
      us."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p50" shownumber="no">
      MacIan sat motionless for a few moments and then turned up at his
      companion a face that was as white as the moon above it.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p51" shownumber="no">
      "You may be right," he said at last; "if you are, I must tell her."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p52" shownumber="no">
      "I will tell the lady if you like," said Turnbull, with his unconquered
      good temper.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p53" shownumber="no">
      "You!" said MacIan, with a sort of sincere and instinctive astonishment.
      "Why should you—no, I must tell her, of course——"
    </p>
    <p id="x-p54" shownumber="no">
      And he leant forward and spoke to the lady in the fur cap.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p55" shownumber="no">
      "I am afraid, madam, that we may have got you into some trouble," he said,
      and even as he said it it sounded wrong, like everything he said to this
      particular person in the long gloves. "The fact is," he resumed,
      desperately, "the fact is, we are being chased by the police." Then the
      last flattening hammer fell upon poor Evan's embarrassment; for the fluffy
      brown head with the furry black cap did not turn by a section of the
      compass.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p56" shownumber="no">
      "We are chased by the police," repeated MacIan, vigorously; then he added,
      as if beginning an explanation, "You see, I am a Catholic."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p57" shownumber="no">
      The wind whipped back a curl of the brown hair so as to necessitate a new
      theory of aesthetics touching the line of the cheek-bone; but the head did
      not turn.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p58" shownumber="no">
      "You see," began MacIan, again blunderingly, "this gentleman wrote in his
      newspaper that Our Lady was a common woman, a bad woman, and so we agreed
      to fight; and we were fighting quite a little time ago—but that was
      before we saw you."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p59" shownumber="no">
      The young lady driving her car had half turned her face to listen; and it
      was not a reverent or a patient face that she showed him. Her Norman nose
      was tilted a trifle too high upon the slim stalk of her neck and body.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p60" shownumber="no">
      When MacIan saw that arrogant and uplifted profile pencilled plainly
      against the moonshine, he accepted an ultimate defeat. He had expected the
      angels to despise him if he were wrong, but not to despise him so much as
      this.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p61" shownumber="no">
      "You see," said the stumbling spokesman, "I was angry with him when he
      insulted the Mother of God, and I asked him to fight a duel with me; but
      the police are all trying to stop it."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p62" shownumber="no">
      Nothing seemed to waver or flicker in the fair young falcon profile; and
      it only opened its lips to say, after a silence: "I thought people in our
      time were supposed to respect each other's religion."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p63" shownumber="no">
      Under the shadow of that arrogant face MacIan could only fall back on the
      obvious answer: "But what about a man's irreligion?" The face only
      answered: "Well, you ought to be more broadminded."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p64" shownumber="no">
      If anyone else in the world had said the words, MacIan would have snorted
      with his equine neigh of scorn. But in this case he seemed knocked down by
      a superior simplicity, as if his eccentric attitude were rebuked by the
      innocence of a child. He could not dissociate anything that this woman
      said or did or wore from an idea of spiritual rarity and virtue. Like most
      others under the same elemental passion, his soul was at present soaked in
      ethics. He could have applied moral terms to the material objects of her
      environment. If someone had spoken of "her generous ribbon" or "her
      chivalrous gloves" or "her merciful shoe-buckle," it would not have seemed
      to him nonsense.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p65" shownumber="no">
      He was silent, and the girl went on in a lower key as if she were
      momentarily softened and a little saddened also. "It won't do, you know,"
      she said; "you can't find out the truth in that way. There are such heaps
      of churches and people thinking different things nowadays, and they all
      think they are right. My uncle was a Swedenborgian."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p66" shownumber="no">
      MacIan sat with bowed head, listening hungrily to her voice but hardly to
      her words, and seeing his great world drama grow smaller and smaller
      before his eyes till it was no bigger than a child's toy theatre.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p67" shownumber="no">
      "The time's gone by for all that," she went on; "you can't find out the
      real thing like that—if there is really anything to find——"
      and she sighed rather drearily; for, like many of the women of our wealthy
      class, she was old and broken in thought, though young and clean enough in
      her emotions.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p68" shownumber="no">
      "Our object," said Turnbull, shortly, "is to make an effective
      demonstration"; and after that word, MacIan looked at his vision again and
      found it smaller than ever.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p69" shownumber="no">
      "It would be in the newspapers, of course," said the girl. "People read
      the newspapers, but they don't believe them, or anything else, I think."
      And she sighed again.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p70" shownumber="no">
      She drove in silence a third of a mile before she added, as if completing
      the sentence: "Anyhow, the whole thing's quite absurd."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p71" shownumber="no">
      "I don't think," began Turnbull, "that you quite realize——Hullo!
      hullo—hullo—what's this?"
    </p>
    <p id="x-p72" shownumber="no">
      The amateur chauffeur had been forced to bring the car to a staggering
      stoppage, for a file of fat, blue policemen made a wall across the way. A
      sergeant came to the side and touched his peaked cap to the lady.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p73" shownumber="no">
      "Beg your pardon, miss," he said with some embarrassment, for he knew her
      for a daughter of a dominant house, "but we have reason to believe that
      the gentlemen in your car are——" and he hesitated for a polite
      phrase.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p74" shownumber="no">
      "I am Evan MacIan," said that gentleman, and stood up in a sort of gloomy
      pomp, not wholly without a touch of the sulks of a schoolboy.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p75" shownumber="no">
      "Yes, we will get out, sergeant," said Turnbull, more easily; "my name is
      James Turnbull. We must not incommode the lady."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p76" shownumber="no">
      "What are you taking them up for?" asked the young woman, looking straight
      in front of her along the road.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p77" shownumber="no">
      "It's under the new act," said the sergeant, almost apologetically.
      "Incurable disturbers of the peace."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p78" shownumber="no">
      "What will happen to them?" she asked, with the same frigid clearness.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p79" shownumber="no">
      "Westgate Adult Reformatory," he replied, briefly.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p80" shownumber="no">
      "Until when?"
    </p>
    <p id="x-p81" shownumber="no">
      "Until they are cured," said the official.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p82" shownumber="no">
      "Very well, sergeant," said the young lady, with a sort of tired common
      sense. "I am sure I don't want to protect criminals or go against the law;
      but I must tell you that these gentlemen have done me a considerable
      service; you won't mind drawing your men a little farther off while I say
      good night to them. Men like that always misunderstand."
    </p>
    <p id="x-p83" shownumber="no">
      The sergeant was profoundly disquieted from the beginning at the mere idea
      of arresting anyone in the company of a great lady; to refuse one of her
      minor requests was quite beyond his courage. The police fell back to a few
      yards behind the car. Turnbull took up the two swords that were their only
      luggage; the swords that, after so many half duels, they were now to
      surrender at last. MacIan, the blood thundering in his brain at the
      thought of that instant of farewell, bent over, fumbled at the handle and
      flung open the door to get out.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p84" shownumber="no">
      But he did not get out. He did not get out, because it is dangerous to
      jump out of a car when it is going at full speed. And the car was going at
      full speed, because the young lady, without turning her head or so much as
      saying a syllable, had driven down a handle that made the machine plunge
      forward like a buffalo and then fly over the landscape like a greyhound.
      The police made one rush to follow, and then dropped so grotesque and
      hopeless a chase. Away in the vanishing distance they could see the
      sergeant furiously making notes.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p85" shownumber="no">
      The open door, still left loose on its hinges, swung and banged quite
      crazily as they went whizzing up one road and down another. Nor did MacIan
      sit down; he stood up stunned and yet staring, as he would have stood up
      at the trumpet of the Last Day. A black dot in the distance sprang up a
      tall black forest, swallowed them and spat them out again at the other
      end. A railway bridge grew larger and larger till it leapt upon their
      backs bellowing, and was in its turn left behind. Avenues of poplars on
      both sides of the road chased each other like the figures in a zoetrope.
      Now and then with a shock and rattle they went through sleeping moonlit
      villages, which must have stirred an instant in their sleep as at the
      passing of a fugitive earthquake. Sometimes in an outlying house a light
      in one erratic, unexpected window would give them a nameless hint of the
      hundred human secrets which they left behind them with their dust.
      Sometimes even a slouching rustic would be afoot on the road and would
      look after them, as after a flying phantom. But still MacIan stood up
      staring at earth and heaven; and still the door he had flung open flapped
      loose like a flag. Turnbull, after a few minutes of dumb amazement, had
      yielded to the healthiest element in his nature and gone off into
      uncontrollable fits of laughter. The girl had not stirred an inch.
    </p>
    <p id="x-p86" shownumber="no">
      After another half mile that seemed a mere flash, Turnbull leant over and
      locked the door. Evan staggered at last into his seat and hid his
      throbbing head in his hands; and still the car flew on and its driver sat
      inflexible and silent. The moon had already gone down, and the whole
      darkness was faintly troubled with twilight and the first movement of
      beasts and fowls. It was that mysterious moment when light is coming as if
      it were something unknown whose nature one could not guess—a mere
      alteration in everything. They looked at the sky and it seemed as dark as
      ever; then they saw the black shape of a tower or tree against it and knew
      that it was already grey. Save that they were driving southward and had
      certainly passed the longitude of London, they knew nothing of their
      direction; but Turnbull, who had spent a year on the Hampshire coast in
      his youth, began to recognize the unmistakable but quite indescribable
      villages of the English south. Then a white witch fire began to burn
      between the black stems of the fir-trees; and, like so many things in
      nature, though not in books on evolution, the daybreak, when it did come,
      came much quicker than one would think. The gloomy heavens were ripped up
      and rolled away like a scroll, revealing splendours, as the car went
      roaring up the curve of a great hill; and above them and black against the
      broadening light, there stood one of those crouching and fantastic trees
      that are first signals of the sea.
    </p>
</div1>

    <div1 id="xi" next="xii" prev="x" title="X. The Swords Rejoined">
    <h2 id="xi-p0.1">
      X. THE SWORDS REJOINED
    </h2>
    <p id="xi-p1" shownumber="no">
      As they came over the hill and down on the other side of it, it is not too
      much to say that the whole universe of God opened over them and under
      them, like a thing unfolding to five times its size. Almost under their
      feet opened the enormous sea, at the bottom of a steep valley which fell
      down into a bay; and the sea under their feet blazed at them almost as
      lustrous and almost as empty as the sky. The sunrise opened above them
      like some cosmic explosion, shining and shattering and yet silent; as if
      the world were blown to pieces without a sound. Round the rays of the
      victorious sun swept a sort of rainbow of confused and conquered colours—brown
      and blue and green and flaming rose-colour; as though gold were driving
      before it all the colours of the world. The lines of the landscape down
      which they sped, were the simple, strict, yet swerving, lines of a rushing
      river; so that it was almost as if they were being sucked down in a huge
      still whirlpool. Turnbull had some such feeling, for he spoke for the
      first time for many hours.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p2" shownumber="no">
      "If we go down at this rate we shall be over the sea cliff," he said.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p3" shownumber="no">
      "How glorious!" said MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p4" shownumber="no">
      When, however, they had come into the wide hollow at the bottom of that
      landslide, the car took a calm and graceful curve along the side of the
      sea, melted into the fringe of a few trees, and quietly, yet
      astonishingly, stopped. A belated light was burning in the broad morning
      in the window of a sort of lodge- or gate-keepers' cottage; and the girl
      stood up in the car and turned her splendid face to the sun.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p5" shownumber="no">
      Evan seemed startled by the stillness, like one who had been born amid
      sound and speed. He wavered on his long legs as he stood up; he pulled
      himself together, and the only consequence was that he trembled from head
      to foot. Turnbull had already opened the door on his side and jumped out.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p6" shownumber="no">
      The moment he had done so the strange young woman had one more mad
      movement, and deliberately drove the car a few yards farther. Then she got
      out with an almost cruel coolness and began pulling off her long gloves
      and almost whistling.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p7" shownumber="no">
      "You can leave me here," she said, quite casually, as if they had met five
      minutes before. "That is the lodge of my father's place. Please come in,
      if you like—but I understood that you had some business."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p8" shownumber="no">
      Evan looked at that lifted face and found it merely lovely; he was far too
      much of a fool to see that it was working with a final fatigue and that
      its austerity was agony. He was even fool enough to ask it a question.
      "Why did you save us?" he said, quite humbly.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p9" shownumber="no">
      The girl tore off one of her gloves, as if she were tearing off her hand.
      "Oh, I don't know," she said, bitterly. "Now I come to think of it, I
      can't imagine."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p10" shownumber="no">
      Evan's thoughts, that had been piled up to the morning star, abruptly let
      him down with a crash into the very cellars of the emotional universe. He
      remained in a stunned silence for a long time; and that, if he had only
      known, was the wisest thing that he could possibly do at the moment.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p11" shownumber="no">
      Indeed, the silence and the sunrise had their healing effect, for when the
      extraordinary lady spoke again, her tone was more friendly and apologetic.
      "I'm not really ungrateful," she said; "it was very good of you to save me
      from those men."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p12" shownumber="no">
      "But why?" repeated the obstinate and dazed MacIan, "why did you save us
      from the other men? I mean the policemen?"
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p13" shownumber="no">
      The girl's great brown eyes were lit up with a flash that was at once
      final desperation and the loosening of some private and passionate
      reserve.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p14" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, God knows!" she cried. "God knows that if there is a God He has
      turned His big back on everything. God knows I have had no pleasure in my
      life, though I am pretty and young and father has plenty of money. And
      then people come and tell me that I ought to do things and I do them and
      it's all drivel. They want you to do work among the poor; which means
      reading Ruskin and feeling self-righteous in the best room in a poor
      tenement. Or to help some cause or other, which always means bundling
      people out of crooked houses, in which they've always lived, into straight
      houses, in which they often die. And all the time you have inside only the
      horrid irony of your own empty head and empty heart. I am to give to the
      unfortunate, when my whole misfortune is that I have nothing to give. I am
      to teach, when I believe nothing at all that I was taught. I am to save
      the children from death, and I am not even certain that I should not be
      better dead. I suppose if I actually saw a child drowning I should save
      it. But that would be from the same motive from which I have saved you, or
      destroyed you, whichever it is that I have done."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p15" shownumber="no">
      "What was the motive?" asked Evan, in a low voice.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p16" shownumber="no">
      "My motive is too big for my mind," answered the girl.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p17" shownumber="no">
      Then, after a pause, as she stared with a rising colour at the glittering
      sea, she said: "It can't be described, and yet I am trying to describe it.
      It seems to me not only that I am unhappy, but that there is no way of
      being happy. Father is not happy, though he is a Member of Parliament——"
      She paused a moment and added with a ghost of a smile: "Nor Aunt Mabel,
      though a man from India has told her the secret of all creeds. But I may
      be wrong; there may be a way out. And for one stark, insane second, I felt
      that, after all, you had got the way out and that was why the world hated
      you. You see, if there were a way out, it would be sure to be something
      that looked very queer."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p18" shownumber="no">
      Evan put his hand to his forehead and began stumblingly: "Yes, I suppose
      we do seem——"
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p19" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, yes, you look queer enough," she said, with ringing sincerity.
      "You'll be all the better for a wash and brush up."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p20" shownumber="no">
      "You forget our business, madam," said Evan, in a shaking voice; "we have
      no concern but to kill each other."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p21" shownumber="no">
      "Well, I shouldn't be killed looking like that if I were you," she
      replied, with inhuman honesty.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p22" shownumber="no">
      Evan stood and rolled his eyes in masculine bewilderment. Then came the
      final change in this Proteus, and she put out both her hands for an
      instant and said in a low tone on which he lived for days and nights:
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p23" shownumber="no">
      "Don't you understand that I did not dare to stop you? What you are doing
      is so mad that it may be quite true. Somehow one can never really manage
      to be an atheist."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p24" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull stood staring at the sea; but his shoulders showed that he heard,
      and after one minute he turned his head. But the girl had only brushed
      Evan's hand with hers and had fled up the dark alley by the lodge gate.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p25" shownumber="no">
      Evan stood rooted upon the road, literally like some heavy statue hewn
      there in the age of the Druids. It seemed impossible that he should ever
      move. Turnbull grew restless with this rigidity, and at last, after
      calling his companion twice or thrice, went up and clapped him impatiently
      on one of his big shoulders. Evan winced and leapt away from him with a
      repulsion which was not the hate of an unclean thing nor the dread of a
      dangerous one, but was a spasm of awe and separation from something from
      which he was now sundered as by the sword of God. He did not hate the
      atheist; it is possible that he loved him. But Turnbull was now something
      more dreadful than an enemy: he was a thing sealed and devoted—a
      thing now hopelessly doomed to be either a corpse or an executioner.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p26" shownumber="no">
      "What is the matter with you?" asked Turnbull, with his hearty hand still
      in the air; and yet he knew more about it than his innocent action would
      allow.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p27" shownumber="no">
      "James," said Evan, speaking like one under strong bodily pain, "I asked
      for God's answer and I have got it—got it in my vitals. He knows how
      weak I am, and that I might forget the peril of the faith, forget the face
      of Our Lady—yes, even with your blow upon her cheek. But the honour
      of this earth has just this about it, that it can make a man's heart like
      iron. I am from the Lords of the Isles and I dare not be a mere deserter.
      Therefore, God has tied me by the chain of my worldly place and word, and
      there is nothing but fighting now."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p28" shownumber="no">
      "I think I understand you," said Turnbull, "but you say everything tail
      foremost."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p29" shownumber="no">
      "She wants us to do it," said Evan, in a voice crushed with passion. "She
      has hurt herself so that we might do it. She has left her good name and
      her good sleep and all her habits and dignity flung away on the other side
      of England in the hope that she may hear of us and that we have broken
      some hole into heaven."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p30" shownumber="no">
      "I thought I knew what you mean," said Turnbull, biting his beard; "it
      does seem as if we ought to do something after all she has done this
      night."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p31" shownumber="no">
      "I never liked you so much before," said MacIan, in bitter sorrow.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p32" shownumber="no">
      As he spoke, three solemn footmen came out of the lodge gate and assembled
      to assist the chauffeur to his room. The mere sight of them made the two
      wanderers flee as from a too frightful incongruity, and before they knew
      where they were, they were well upon the grassy ledge of England that
      overlooks the Channel. Evan said suddenly: "Will they let me see her in
      heaven once in a thousand ages?" and addressed the remark to the editor of
      <i>The Atheist</i>, as on which he would be likely or qualified to answer.
      But no answer came; a silence sank between the two.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p33" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull strode sturdily to the edge of the cliff and looked out, his
      companion following, somewhat more shaken by his recent agitation.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p34" shownumber="no">
      "If that's the view you take," said Turnbull, "and I don't say you are
      wrong, I think I know where we shall be best off for the business. As it
      happens, I know this part of the south coast pretty well. And unless I am
      mistaken there's a way down the cliff just here which will land us on a
      stretch of firm sand where no one is likely to follow us."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p35" shownumber="no">
      The Highlander made a gesture of assent and came also almost to the edge
      of the precipice. The sunrise, which was broadening over sea and shore,
      was one of those rare and splendid ones in which there seems to be no mist
      or doubt, and nothing but a universal clarification more and more
      complete. All the colours were transparent. It seemed like a triumphant
      prophecy of some perfect world where everything being innocent will be
      intelligible; a world where even our bodies, so to speak, may be as of
      burning glass. Such a world is faintly though fiercely figured in the
      coloured windows of Christian architecture. The sea that lay before them
      was like a pavement of emerald, bright and almost brittle; the sky against
      which its strict horizon hung was almost absolutely white, except that
      close to the sky line, like scarlet braids on the hem of a garment, lay
      strings of flaky cloud of so gleaming and gorgeous a red that they seemed
      cut out of some strange blood-red celestial metal, of which the mere gold
      of this earth is but a drab yellow imitation.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p36" shownumber="no">
      "The hand of Heaven is still pointing," muttered the man of superstition
      to himself. "And now it is a blood-red hand."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p37" shownumber="no">
      The cool voice of his companion cut in upon his monologue, calling to him
      from a little farther along the cliff, to tell him that he had found the
      ladder of descent. It began as a steep and somewhat greasy path, which
      then tumbled down twenty or thirty feet in the form of a fall of rough
      stone steps. After that, there was a rather awkward drop on to a ledge of
      stone and then the journey was undertaken easily and even elegantly by the
      remains of an ornamental staircase, such as might have belonged to some
      long-disused watering-place. All the time that the two travellers sank
      from stage to stage of this downward journey, there closed over their
      heads living bridges and caverns of the most varied foliage, all of which
      grew greener, redder, or more golden, in the growing sunlight of the
      morning. Life, too, of the more moving sort rose at the sun on every side
      of them. Birds whirred and fluttered in the undergrowth, as if imprisoned
      in green cages. Other birds were shaken up in great clouds from the
      tree-tops, as if they were blossoms detached and scattered up to heaven.
      Animals which Turnbull was too much of a Londoner and MacIan too much of a
      Northerner to know, slipped by among the tangle or ran pattering up the
      tree-trunks. Both the men, according to their several creeds, felt the
      full thunder of the psalm of life as they had never heard it before;
      MacIan felt God the Father, benignant in all His energies, and Turnbull
      that ultimate anonymous energy, that <i>Natura Naturans</i>, which is the
      whole theme of Lucretius. It was down this clamorous ladder of life that
      they went down to die.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p38" shownumber="no">
      They broke out upon a brown semicircle of sand, so free from human imprint
      as to justify Turnbull's profession. They strode out upon it, stuck their
      swords in the sand, and had a pause too important for speech. Turnbull
      eyed the coast curiously for a moment, like one awakening memories of
      childhood; then he said abruptly, like a man remembering somebody's name:
      "But, of course, we shall be better off still round the corner of Cragness
      Point; nobody ever comes there at all." And picking up his sword again, he
      began striding towards a big bluff of the rocks which stood out upon their
      left. MacIan followed him round the corner and found himself in what was
      certainly an even finer fencing court, of flat, firm sand, enclosed on
      three sides by white walls of rock, and on the fourth by the green wall of
      the advancing sea.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p39" shownumber="no">
      "We are quite safe here," said Turnbull, and, to the other's surprise,
      flung himself down, sitting on the brown beach.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p40" shownumber="no">
      "You see, I was brought up near here," he explained. "I was sent from
      Scotland to stop with my aunt. It is highly probable that I may die here.
      Do you mind if I light a pipe?"
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p41" shownumber="no">
      "Of course, do whatever you like," said MacIan, with a choking voice, and
      he went and walked alone by himself along the wet, glistening sands.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p42" shownumber="no">
      Ten minutes afterwards he came back again, white with his own whirlwind of
      emotions; Turnbull was quite cheerful and was knocking out the end of his
      pipe.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p43" shownumber="no">
      "You see, we have to do it," said MacIan. "She tied us to it."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p44" shownumber="no">
      "Of course, my dear fellow," said the other, and leapt up as lightly as a
      monkey.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p45" shownumber="no">
      They took their places gravely in the very centre of the great square of
      sand, as if they had thousands of spectators. Before saluting, MacIan,
      who, being a mystic, was one inch nearer to Nature, cast his eye round the
      huge framework of their heroic folly. The three walls of rock all leant a
      little outward, though at various angles; but this impression was
      exaggerated in the direction of the incredible by the heavy load of living
      trees and thickets which each wall wore on its top like a huge shock of
      hair. On all that luxurious crest of life the risen and victorious sun was
      beating, burnishing it all like gold, and every bird that rose with that
      sunrise caught a light like a star upon it like the dove of the Holy
      Spirit. Imaginative life had never so much crowded upon MacIan. He felt
      that he could write whole books about the feelings of a single bird. He
      felt that for two centuries he would not tire of being a rabbit. He was in
      the Palace of Life, of which the very tapestries and curtains were alive.
      Then he recovered himself, and remembered his affairs. Both men saluted,
      and iron rang upon iron. It was exactly at the same moment that he
      realized that his enemy's left ankle was encircled with a ring of salt
      water that had crept up to his feet.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p46" shownumber="no">
      "What is the matter?" said Turnbull, stopping an instant, for he had grown
      used to every movement of his extraordinary fellow-traveller's face.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p47" shownumber="no">
      MacIan glanced again at that silver anklet of sea-water and then looked
      beyond at the next promontory round which a deep sea was boiling and
      leaping. Then he turned and looked back and saw heavy foam being shaken up
      to heaven about the base of Cragness Point.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p48" shownumber="no">
      "The sea has cut us off," he said, curtly.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p49" shownumber="no">
      "I have noticed it," said Turnbull with equal sobriety. "What view do you
      take of the development?"
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p50" shownumber="no">
      Evan threw away his weapon, and, as his custom was, imprisoned his big
      head in his hands. Then he let them fall and said: "Yes, I know what it
      means; and I think it is the fairest thing. It is the finger of God—red
      as blood—still pointing. But now it points to two graves."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p51" shownumber="no">
      There was a space filled with the sound of the sea, and then MacIan spoke
      again in a voice pathetically reasonable: "You see, we both saved her—and
      she told us both to fight—and it would not be just that either
      should fail and fall alone, while the other——"
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p52" shownumber="no">
      "You mean," said Turnbull, in a voice surprisingly soft and gentle, "that
      there is something fine about fighting in a place where even the conqueror
      must die?"
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p53" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, you have got it right, you have got it right!" cried out Evan, in an
      extraordinary childish ecstasy. "Oh, I'm sure that you really believe in
      God!"
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p54" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull answered not a word, but only took up his fallen sword.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p55" shownumber="no">
      For the third time Evan MacIan looked at those three sides of English
      cliff hung with their noisy load of life. He had been at a loss to
      understand the almost ironical magnificence of all those teeming creatures
      and tropical colours and smells that smoked happily to heaven. But now he
      knew that he was in the closed court of death and that all the gates were
      sealed.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p56" shownumber="no">
      He drank in the last green and the last red and the last gold, those
      unique and indescribable things of God, as a man drains good wine at the
      bottom of his glass. Then he turned and saluted his enemy once more, and
      the two stood up and fought till the foam flowed over their knees.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p57" shownumber="no">
      Then MacIan stepped backward suddenly with a splash and held up his hand.
      "Turnbull!" he cried; "I can't help it—fair fighting is more even
      than promises. And this is not fair fighting."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p58" shownumber="no">
      "What the deuce do you mean?" asked the other, staring.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p59" shownumber="no">
      "I've only just thought of it," cried Evan, brokenly. "We're very well
      matched—it may go on a good time—the tide is coming up fast—and
      I'm a foot and a half taller. You'll be washed away like seaweed before
      it's above my breeches. I'll not fight foul for all the girls and angels
      in the universe."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p60" shownumber="no">
      "Will you oblige me," said Turnbull, with staring grey eyes and a voice of
      distinct and violent politeness; "will you oblige me by jolly well minding
      your own business? Just you stand up and fight, and we'll see who will be
      washed away like seaweed. You wanted to finish this fight and you shall
      finish it, or I'll denounce you as a coward to the whole of that assembled
      company."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p61" shownumber="no">
      Evan looked very doubtful and offered a somewhat wavering weapon; but he
      was quickly brought back to his senses by his opponent's sword-point,
      which shot past him, shaving his shoulder by a hair. By this time the
      waves were well up Turnbull's thigh, and what was worse, they were
      beginning to roll and break heavily around them.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p62" shownumber="no">
      MacIan parried this first lunge perfectly, the next less perfectly; the
      third in all human probability he would not have parried at all; the
      Christian champion would have been pinned like a butterfly, and the
      atheistic champion left to drown like a rat, with such consolation as his
      view of the cosmos afforded him. But just as Turnbull launched his
      heaviest stroke, the sea, in which he stood up to his hips, launched a yet
      heavier one. A wave breaking beyond the others smote him heavily like a
      hammer of water. One leg gave way, he was swung round and sucked into the
      retreating sea, still gripping his sword.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p63" shownumber="no">
      MacIan put his sword between his teeth and plunged after his disappearing
      enemy. He had the sense of having the whole universe on top of him as
      crest after crest struck him down. It seemed to him quite a cosmic
      collapse, as if all the seven heavens were falling on him one after the
      other. But he got hold of the atheist's left leg and he did not let it go.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p64" shownumber="no">
      After some ten minutes of foam and frenzy, in which all the senses at once
      seemed blasted by the sea, Evan found himself laboriously swimming on a
      low, green swell, with the sword still in his teeth and the editor of <i>The
      Atheist</i> still under his arm. What he was going to do he had not even
      the most glimmering idea; so he merely kept his grip and swam somehow with
      one hand.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p65" shownumber="no">
      He ducked instinctively as there bulked above him a big, black wave, much
      higher than any that he had seen. Then he saw that it was hardly the shape
      of any possible wave. Then he saw that it was a fisherman's boat, and,
      leaping upward, caught hold of the bow. The boat pitched forward with its
      stern in the air for just as much time as was needed to see that there was
      nobody in it. After a moment or two of desperate clambering, however,
      there were two people in it, Mr. Evan MacIan, panting and sweating, and
      Mr. James Turnbull, uncommonly close to being drowned. After ten minutes'
      aimless tossing in the empty fishing-boat he recovered, however, stirred,
      stretched himself, and looked round on the rolling waters. Then, while
      taking no notice of the streams of salt water that were pouring from his
      hair, beard, coat, boots, and trousers, he carefully wiped the wet off his
      sword-blade to preserve it from the possibilities of rust.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p66" shownumber="no">
      MacIan found two oars in the bottom of the deserted boat and began
      somewhat drearily to row.
    </p>
<pre class="Center" id="xi-p66.1" xml:space="preserve">
*                    *                   *
</pre>
    <p id="xi-p67" shownumber="no">
      A rainy twilight was clearing to cold silver over the moaning sea, when
      the battered boat that had rolled and drifted almost aimlessly all night,
      came within sight of land, though of land which looked almost as lost and
      savage as the waves. All night there had been but little lifting in the
      leaden sea, only now and then the boat had been heaved up, as on a huge
      shoulder which slipped from under it; such occasional sea-quakes came
      probably from the swell of some steamer that had passed it in the dark;
      otherwise the waves were harmless though restless. But it was piercingly
      cold, and there was, from time to time, a splutter of rain like the
      splutter of the spray, which seemed almost to freeze as it fell. MacIan,
      more at home than his companion in this quite barbarous and elemental sort
      of adventure, had rowed toilsomely with the heavy oars whenever he saw
      anything that looked like land; but for the most part had trusted with
      grim transcendentalism to wind and tide. Among the implements of their
      first outfit the brandy alone had remained to him, and he gave it to his
      freezing companion in quantities which greatly alarmed that temperate
      Londoner; but MacIan came from the cold seas and mists where a man can
      drink a tumbler of raw whisky in a boat without it making him wink.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p68" shownumber="no">
      When the Highlander began to pull really hard upon the oars, Turnbull
      craned his dripping red head out of the boat to see the goal of his
      exertions. It was a sufficiently uninviting one; nothing so far as could
      be seen but a steep and shelving bank of shingle, made of loose little
      pebbles such as children like, but slanting up higher than a house. On the
      top of the mound, against the sky line, stood up the brown skeleton of
      some broken fence or breakwater. With the grey and watery dawn crawling up
      behind it, the fence really seemed to say to our philosophic adventurers
      that they had come at last to the other end of nowhere.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p69" shownumber="no">
      Bent by necessity to his labour, MacIan managed the heavy boat with real
      power and skill, and when at length he ran it up on a smoother part of the
      slope it caught and held so that they could clamber out, not sinking
      farther than their knees into the water and the shingle. A foot or two
      farther up their feet found the beach firmer, and a few moments afterwards
      they were leaning on the ragged breakwater and looking back at the sea
      they had escaped.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p70" shownumber="no">
      They had a dreary walk across wastes of grey shingle in the grey dawn
      before they began to come within hail of human fields or roads; nor had
      they any notion of what fields or roads they would be. Their boots were
      beginning to break up and the confusion of stones tried them severely, so
      that they were glad to lean on their swords, as if they were the staves of
      pilgrims. MacIan thought vaguely of a weird ballad of his own country
      which describes the soul in Purgatory as walking on a plain full of sharp
      stones, and only saved by its own charities upon earth.
    </p>
<pre id="xi-p70.1" xml:space="preserve">
        If ever thou gavest hosen and shoon
            Every night and all,
        Sit thee down and put them on,
            And Christ receive thy soul.
</pre>
    <p id="xi-p71" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull had no such lyrical meditations, but he was in an even worse
      temper.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p72" shownumber="no">
      At length they came to a pale ribbon of road, edged by a shelf of rough
      and almost colourless turf; and a few feet up the slope there stood grey
      and weather-stained, one of those big wayside crucifixes which are seldom
      seen except in Catholic countries.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p73" shownumber="no">
      MacIan put his hand to his head and found that his bonnet was not there.
      Turnbull gave one glance at the crucifix—a glance at once
      sympathetic and bitter, in which was concentrated the whole of Swinburne's
      poem on the same occasion.
    </p>
<pre id="xi-p73.1" xml:space="preserve">
        O hidden face of man, whereover
            The years have woven a viewless veil,
        If thou wert verily man's lover
            What did thy love or blood avail?
        Thy blood the priests mix poison of,
        And in gold shekels coin thy love.
</pre>
    <p id="xi-p74" shownumber="no">
      Then, leaving MacIan in his attitude of prayer, Turnbull began to look
      right and left very sharply, like one looking for something. Suddenly,
      with a little cry, he saw it and ran forward. A few yards from them along
      the road a lean and starved sort of hedge came pitifully to an end. Caught
      upon its prickly angle, however, there was a very small and very dirty
      scrap of paper that might have hung there for months, since it escaped
      from someone tearing up a letter or making a spill out of a newspaper.
      Turnbull snatched at it and found it was the corner of a printed page,
      very coarsely printed, like a cheap novelette, and just large enough to
      contain the words: "<i>et c'est elle qui</i>——"
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p75" shownumber="no">
      "Hurrah!" cried Turnbull, waving his fragment; "we are safe at last. We
      are free at last. We are somewhere better than England or Eden or
      Paradise. MacIan, we are in the Land of the Duel!"
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p76" shownumber="no">
      "Where do you say?" said the other, looking at him heavily and with
      knitted brows, like one almost dazed with the grey doubts of desolate
      twilight and drifting sea.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p77" shownumber="no">
      "We are in France!" cried Turnbull, with a voice like a trumpet, "in the
      land where things really happen—<i>Tout arrive en France</i>. We
      arrive in France. Look at this little message," and he held out the scrap
      of paper. "There's an omen for you superstitious hill folk. <i>C'est elle
      qui—Mais oui, mais oui, c'est elle qui sauvera encore le monde</i>."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p78" shownumber="no">
      "France!" repeated MacIan, and his eyes awoke again in his head like large
      lamps lighted.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p79" shownumber="no">
      "Yes, France!" said Turnbull, and all the rhetorical part of him came to
      the top, his face growing as red as his hair. "France, that has always
      been in rebellion for liberty and reason. France, that has always assailed
      superstition with the club of Rabelais or the rapier of Voltaire. France,
      at whose first council table sits the sublime figure of Julian the
      Apostate. France, where a man said only the other day those splendid
      unanswerable words"—with a superb gesture—"'we have
      extinguished in heaven those lights that men shall never light again.'"
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p80" shownumber="no">
      "No," said MacIan, in a voice that shook with a controlled passion. "But
      France, which was taught by St. Bernard and led to war by Joan of Arc.
      France that made the crusades. France that saved the Church and scattered
      the heresies by the mouths of Bossuet and Massillon. France, which shows
      today the conquering march of Catholicism, as brain after brain surrenders
      to it, Brunetière, Coppée, Hauptmann, Barrès, Bourget, Lemaître."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p81" shownumber="no">
      "France!" asserted Turnbull with a sort of rollicking self-exaggeration,
      very unusual with him, "France, which is one torrent of splendid
      scepticism from Abelard to Anatole France."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p82" shownumber="no">
      "France," said MacIan, "which is one cataract of clear faith from St.
      Louis to Our Lady of Lourdes."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p83" shownumber="no">
      "France at least," cried Turnbull, throwing up his sword in schoolboy
      triumph, "in which these things are thought about and fought about.
      France, where reason and religion clash in one continual tournament.
      France, above all, where men understand the pride and passion which have
      plucked our blades from their scabbards. Here, at least, we shall not be
      chased and spied on by sickly parsons and greasy policemen, because we
      wish to put our lives on the game. Courage, my friend, we have come to the
      country of honour."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p84" shownumber="no">
      MacIan did not even notice the incongruous phrase "my friend", but nodding
      again and again, drew his sword and flung the scabbard far behind him in
      the road.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p85" shownumber="no">
      "Yes," he cried, in a voice of thunder, "we will fight here and <i>He</i>
      shall look on at it."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p86" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull glanced at the crucifix with a sort of scowling good-humour and
      then said: "He may look and see His cross defeated."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p87" shownumber="no">
      "The cross cannot be defeated," said MacIan, "for it is Defeat."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p88" shownumber="no">
      A second afterwards the two bright, blood-thirsty weapons made the sign of
      the cross in horrible parody upon each other.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p89" shownumber="no">
      They had not touched each other twice, however, when upon the hill, above
      the crucifix, there appeared another horrible parody of its shape; the
      figure of a man who appeared for an instant waving his outspread arms. He
      had vanished in an instant; but MacIan, whose fighting face was set that
      way, had seen the shape momentarily but quite photographically. And while
      it was like a comic repetition of the cross, it was also, in that place
      and hour, something more incredible. It had been only instantaneously on
      the retina of his eye; but unless his eye and mind were going mad
      together, the figure was that of an ordinary London policeman.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p90" shownumber="no">
      He tried to concentrate his senses on the sword-play; but one half of his
      brain was wrestling with the puzzle; the apocalyptic and almost seraphic
      apparition of a stout constable out of Clapham on top of a dreary and
      deserted hill in France. He did not, however, have to puzzle long. Before
      the duellists had exchanged half a dozen passes, the big, blue policeman
      appeared once more on the top of the hill, a palpable monstrosity in the
      eye of heaven. He was waving only one arm now and seemed to be shouting
      directions. At the same moment a mass of blue blocked the corner of the
      road behind the small, smart figure of Turnbull, and a small company of
      policemen in the English uniform came up at a kind of half-military
      double.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p91" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull saw the stare of consternation in his enemy's face and swung
      round to share its cause. When he saw it, cool as he was, he staggered
      back.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p92" shownumber="no">
      "What the devil are you doing here?" he called out in a high, shrill voice
      of authority, like one who finds a tramp in his own larder.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p93" shownumber="no">
      "Well, sir," said the sergeant in command, with that sort of heavy
      civility shown only to the evidently guilty, "seems to me we might ask
      what are you doing here?"
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p94" shownumber="no">
      "We are having an affair of honour," said Turnbull, as if it were the most
      rational thing in the world. "If the French police like to interfere, let
      them interfere. But why the blue blazes should you interfere, you great
      blue blundering sausages?"
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p95" shownumber="no">
      "I'm afraid, sir," said the sergeant with restraint, "I'm afraid I don't
      quite follow you."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p96" shownumber="no">
      "I mean, why don't the French police take this up if it's got to be taken
      up? I always heard that they were spry enough in their own way."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p97" shownumber="no">
      "Well, sir," said the sergeant reflectively, "you see, sir, the French
      police don't take this up—well, because you see, sir, this ain't
      France. This is His Majesty's dominions, same as 'Ampstead 'eath."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p98" shownumber="no">
      "Not France?" repeated Turnbull, with a sort of dull incredulity.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p99" shownumber="no">
      "No, sir," said the sergeant; "though most of the people talk French. This
      is the island called St. Loup, sir, an island in the Channel. We've been
      sent down specially from London, as you were such specially distinguished
      criminals, if you'll allow me to say so. Which reminds me to warn you that
      anything you say may be used against you at your trial."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p100" shownumber="no">
      "Quite so," said Turnbull, and lurched suddenly against the sergeant, so
      as to tip him over the edge of the road with a crash into the shingle
      below. Then leaving MacIan and the policemen equally and instantaneously
      nailed to the road, he ran a little way along it, leapt off on to a part
      of the beach, which he had found in his journey to be firmer, and went
      across it with a clatter of pebbles. His sudden calculation was
      successful; the police, unacquainted with the various levels of the loose
      beach, tried to overtake him by the shorter cut and found themselves,
      being heavy men, almost up to their knees in shoals of slippery shingle.
      Two who had been slower with their bodies were quicker with their minds,
      and seeing Turnbull's trick, ran along the edge of the road after him.
      Then MacIan finally awoke, and leaving half his sleeve in the grip of the
      only man who tried to hold him, took the two policemen in the small of
      their backs with the impetus of a cannon-ball and, sending them also flat
      among the stones, went tearing after his twin defier of the law.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p101" shownumber="no">
      As they were both good runners, the start they had gained was decisive.
      They dropped over a high breakwater farther on upon the beach, turned
      sharply, and scrambled up a line of ribbed rocks, crowned with a thicket,
      crawled through it, scratching their hands and faces, and dropped into
      another road; and there found that they could slacken their speed into a
      steady trot. In all this desperate dart and scramble, they still kept hold
      of their drawn swords, which now, indeed, in the vigorous phrase of
      Bunyan, seemed almost to grow out of their hands.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p102" shownumber="no">
      They had run another half mile or so when it became apparent that they
      were entering a sort of scattered village. One or two whitewashed cottages
      and even a shop had appeared along the side of the road. Then, for the
      first time, Turnbull twisted round his red bear to get a glimpse of his
      companion, who was a foot or two behind, and remarked abruptly: "Mr.
      MacIan, we've been going the wrong way to work all along. We're traced
      everywhere, because everybody knows about us. It's as if one went about
      with Kruger's beard on Mafeking Night."
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p103" shownumber="no">
      "What do you mean?" said MacIan, innocently.
    </p>
    <p id="xi-p104" shownumber="no">
      "I mean," said Turnbull, with steady conviction, "that what we want is a
      little diplomacy, and I am going to buy some in a shop."
    </p>
</div1>

    <div1 id="xii" next="xiii" prev="xi" title="XI. A Scandal in the Village">
    <h2 id="xii-p0.1">
      XI. A SCANDAL IN THE VILLAGE
    </h2>
    <p id="xii-p1" shownumber="no">
      In the little hamlet of Haroc, in the Isle of St. Loup, there lived a man
      who—though living under the English flag—was absolutely
      untypical of the French tradition. He was quite unnoticeable, but that was
      exactly where he was quite himself. He was not even extraordinarily
      French; but then it is against the French tradition to be extraordinarily
      French. Ordinary Englishmen would only have thought him a little
      old-fashioned; imperialistic Englishmen would really have mistaken him for
      the old John Bull of the caricatures. He was stout; he was quite
      undistinguished; and he had side-whiskers, worn just a little longer than
      John Bull's. He was by name Pierre Durand; he was by trade a wine
      merchant; he was by politics a conservative republican; he had been
      brought up a Catholic, had always thought and acted as an agnostic, and
      was very mildly returning to the Church in his later years. He had a
      genius (if one can even use so wild a word in connexion with so tame a
      person) a genius for saying the conventional thing on every conceivable
      subject; or rather what we in England would call the conventional thing.
      For it was not convention with him, but solid and manly conviction.
      Convention implies cant or affectation, and he had not the faintest smell
      of either. He was simply an ordinary citizen with ordinary views; and if
      you had told him so he would have taken it as an ordinary compliment. If
      you had asked him about women, he would have said that one must preserve
      their domesticity and decorum; he would have used the stalest words, but
      he would have in reserve the strongest arguments. If you had asked him
      about government, he would have said that all citizens were free and
      equal, but he would have meant what he said. If you had asked him about
      education, he would have said that the young must be trained up in habits
      of industry and of respect for their parents. Still he would have set them
      the example of industry, and he would have been one of the parents whom
      they could respect. A state of mind so hopelessly central is depressing to
      the English instinct. But then in England a man announcing these
      platitudes is generally a fool and a frightened fool, announcing them out
      of mere social servility. But Durand was anything but a fool; he had read
      all the eighteenth century, and could have defended his platitudes round
      every angle of eighteenth-century argument. And certainly he was anything
      but a coward: swollen and sedentary as he was, he could have hit any man
      back who touched him with the instant violence of an automatic machine;
      and dying in a uniform would have seemed to him only the sort of thing
      that sometimes happens. I am afraid it is impossible to explain this
      monster amid the exaggerative sects and the eccentric clubs of my country.
      He was merely a man.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p2" shownumber="no">
      He lived in a little villa which was furnished well with comfortable
      chairs and tables and highly uncomfortable classical pictures and
      medallions. The art in his home contained nothing between the two extremes
      of hard, meagre designs of Greek heads and Roman togas, and on the other
      side a few very vulgar Catholic images in the crudest colours; these were
      mostly in his daughter's room. He had recently lost his wife, whom he had
      loved heartily and rather heavily in complete silence, and upon whose
      grave he was constantly in the habit of placing hideous little wreaths,
      made out of a sort of black-and-white beads. To his only daughter he was
      equally devoted, though he restricted her a good deal under a sort of
      theoretic alarm about her innocence; an alarm which was peculiarly
      unnecessary, first, because she was an exceptionally reticent and
      religious girl, and secondly, because there was hardly anybody else in the
      place.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p3" shownumber="no">
      Madeleine Durand was physically a sleepy young woman, and might easily
      have been supposed to be morally a lazy one. It is, however, certain that
      the work of her house was done somehow, and it is even more rapidly
      ascertainable that nobody else did it. The logician is, therefore, driven
      back upon the assumption that she did it; and that lends a sort of
      mysterious interest to her personality at the beginning. She had very
      broad, low, and level brows, which seemed even lower because her warm
      yellow hair clustered down to her eyebrows; and she had a face just plump
      enough not to look as powerful as it was. Anything that was heavy in all
      this was abruptly lightened by two large, light china-blue eyes, lightened
      all of a sudden as if it had been lifted into the air by two big blue
      butterflies. The rest of her was less than middle-sized, and was of a
      casual and comfortable sort; and she had this difference from such girls
      as the girl in the motor-car, that one did not incline to take in her
      figure at all, but only her broad and leonine and innocent head.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p4" shownumber="no">
      Both the father and the daughter were of the sort that would normally have
      avoided all observation; that is, all observation in that extraordinary
      modern world which calls out everything except strength. Both of them had
      strength below the surface; they were like quiet peasants owning enormous
      and unquarried mines. The father with his square face and grey side
      whiskers, the daughter with her square face and golden fringe of hair,
      were both stronger than they know; stronger than anyone knew. The father
      believed in civilization, in the storied tower we have erected to affront
      nature; that is, the father believed in Man. The daughter believed in God;
      and was even stronger. They neither of them believed in themselves; for
      that is a decadent weakness.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p5" shownumber="no">
      The daughter was called a devotee. She left upon ordinary people the
      impression—the somewhat irritating impression—produced by such
      a person; it can only be described as the sense of strong water being
      perpetually poured into some abyss. She did her housework easily; she
      achieved her social relations sweetly; she was never neglectful and never
      unkind. This accounted for all that was soft in her, but not for all that
      was hard. She trod firmly as if going somewhere; she flung her face back
      as if defying something; she hardly spoke a cross word, yet there was
      often battle in her eyes. The modern man asked doubtfully where all this
      silent energy went to. He would have stared still more doubtfully if he
      had been told that it all went into her prayers.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p6" shownumber="no">
      The conventions of the Isle of St. Loup were necessarily a compromise or
      confusion between those of France and England; and it was vaguely possible
      for a respectable young lady to have half-attached lovers, in a way that
      would be impossible to the <i>bourgeoisie</i> of France. One man in
      particular had made himself an unmistakable figure in the track of this
      girl as she went to church. He was a short, prosperous-looking man, whose
      long, bushy black beard and clumsy black umbrella made him seem both
      shorter and older than he really was; but whose big, bold eyes, and step
      that spurned the ground, gave him an instant character of youth.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p7" shownumber="no">
      His name was Camille Bert, and he was a commercial traveller who had only
      been in the island an idle week before he began to hover in the tracks of
      Madeleine Durand. Since everyone knows everyone in so small a place,
      Madeleine certainly knew him to speak to; but it is not very evident that
      she ever spoke. He haunted her, however; especially at church, which was,
      indeed, one of the few certain places for finding her. In her home she had
      a habit of being invisible, sometimes through insatiable domesticity,
      sometimes through an equally insatiable solitude. M. Bert did not give the
      impression of a pious man, though he did give, especially with his eyes,
      the impression of an honest one. But he went to Mass with a simple
      exactitude that could not be mistaken for a pose, or even for a vulgar
      fascination. It was perhaps this religious regularity which eventually
      drew Madeleine into recognition of him. At least it is certain that she
      twice spoke to him with her square and open smile in the porch of the
      church; and there was human nature enough in the hamlet to turn even that
      into gossip.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p8" shownumber="no">
      But the real interest arose suddenly as a squall arises with the
      extraordinary affair that occurred about five days after. There was about
      a third of a mile beyond the village of Haroc a large but lonely hotel
      upon the London or Paris model, but commonly almost entirely empty. Among
      the accidental group of guests who had come to it at this season was a man
      whose nationality no one could fix and who bore the non-committal name of
      Count Gregory. He treated everybody with complete civility and almost in
      complete silence. On the few occasions when he spoke, he spoke either
      French, English, or once (to the priest) Latin; and the general opinion
      was that he spoke them all wrong. He was a large, lean man, with the stoop
      of an aged eagle, and even the eagle's nose to complete it; he had
      old-fashioned military whiskers and moustache dyed with a garish and
      highly incredible yellow. He had the dress of a showy gentleman and the
      manners of a decayed gentleman; he seemed (as with a sort of simplicity)
      to be trying to be a dandy when he was too old even to know that he was
      old. Ye he was decidedly a handsome figure with his curled yellow hair and
      lean fastidious face; and he wore a peculiar frock-coat of bright
      turquoise blue, with an unknown order pinned to it, and he carried a huge
      and heavy cane. Despite his silence and his dandified dress and whiskers,
      the island might never have heard of him but for the extraordinary event
      of which I have spoken, which fell about in the following way:
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p9" shownumber="no">
      In such casual atmospheres only the enthusiastic go to Benediction; and as
      the warm blue twilight closed over the little candle-lit church and
      village, the line of worshippers who went home from the former to the
      latter thinned out until it broke. On one such evening at least no one was
      in church except the quiet, unconquerable Madeleine, four old women, one
      fisherman, and, of course, the irrepressible M. Camille Bert. The others
      seemed to melt away afterwards into the peacock colours of the dim green
      grass and the dark blue sky. Even Durand was invisible instead of being
      merely reverentially remote; and Madeleine set forth through the patch of
      black forest alone. She was not in the least afraid of loneliness, because
      she was not afraid of devils. I think they were afraid of her.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p10" shownumber="no">
      In a clearing of the wood, however, which was lit up with a last patch of
      the perishing sunlight, there advanced upon her suddenly one who was more
      startling than a devil. The incomprehensible Count Gregory, with his
      yellow hair like flame and his face like the white ashes of the flame, was
      advancing bareheaded towards her, flinging out his arms and his long
      fingers with a frantic gesture.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p11" shownumber="no">
      "We are alone here," he cried, "and you would be at my mercy, only that I
      am at yours."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p12" shownumber="no">
      Then his frantic hands fell by his sides and he looked up under his brows
      with an expression that went well with his hard breathing. Madeleine
      Durand had come to a halt at first in childish wonder, and now, with more
      than masculine self-control, "I fancy I know your face, sir," she said, as
      if to gain time.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p13" shownumber="no">
      "I know I shall not forget yours," said the other, and extended once more
      his ungainly arms in an unnatural gesture. Then of a sudden there came out
      of him a spout of wild and yet pompous phrases. "It is as well that you
      should know the worst and the best. I am a man who knows no limit; I am
      the most callous of criminals, the most unrepentant of sinners. There is
      no man in my dominions so vile as I. But my dominions stretch from the
      olives of Italy to the fir-woods of Denmark, and there is no nook of all
      of them in which I have not done a sin. But when I bear you away I shall
      be doing my first sacrilege, and also my first act of virtue." He seized
      her suddenly by the elbow; and she did not scream but only pulled and
      tugged. Yet though she had not screamed, someone astray in the woods
      seemed to have heard the struggle. A short but nimble figure came along
      the woodland path like a humming bullet and had caught Count Gregory a
      crack across the face before his own could be recognized. When it was
      recognized it was that of Camille, with the black elderly beard and the
      young ardent eyes.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p14" shownumber="no">
      Up to the moment when Camille had hit the Count, Madeleine had entertained
      no doubt that the Count was merely a madman. Now she was startled with a
      new sanity; for the tall man in the yellow whiskers and yellow moustache
      first returned the blow of Bert, as if it were a sort of duty, and then
      stepped back with a slight bow and an easy smile.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p15" shownumber="no">
      "This need go no further here, M. Bert," he said. "I need not remind you
      how far it should go elsewhere."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p16" shownumber="no">
      "Certainly, you need remind me of nothing," answered Camille, stolidly. "I
      am glad that you are just not too much of a scoundrel for a gentleman to
      fight."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p17" shownumber="no">
      "We are detaining the lady," said Count Gregory, with politeness; and,
      making a gesture suggesting that he would have taken off his hat if he had
      had one, he strode away up the avenue of trees and eventually disappeared.
      He was so complete an aristocrat that he could offer his back to them all
      the way up that avenue; and his back never once looked uncomfortable.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p18" shownumber="no">
      "You must allow me to see you home," said Bert to the girl, in a gruff and
      almost stifled voice; "I think we have only a little way to go."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p19" shownumber="no">
      "Only a little way," she said, and smiled once more that night, in spite
      of fatigue and fear and the world and the flesh and the devil. The glowing
      and transparent blue of twilight had long been covered by the opaque and
      slatelike blue of night, when he handed her into the lamp-lit interior of
      her home. He went out himself into the darkness, walking sturdily, but
      tearing at his black beard.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p20" shownumber="no">
      All the French or semi-French gentry of the district considered this a
      case in which a duel was natural and inevitable, and neither party had any
      difficulty in finding seconds, strangers as they were in the place. Two
      small landowners, who were careful, practising Catholics, willingly
      undertook to represent that strict church-goer Camille Burt; while the
      profligate but apparently powerful Count Gregory found friends in an
      energetic local doctor who was ready for social promotion and an
      accidental Californian tourist who was ready for anything. As no
      particular purpose could be served by delay, it was arranged that the
      affair should fall out three days afterwards. And when this was settled
      the whole community, as it were, turned over again in bed and thought no
      more about the matter. At least there was only one member of it who seemed
      to be restless, and that was she who was commonly most restful. On the
      next night Madeleine Durand went to church as usual; and as usual the
      stricken Camille was there also. What was not so usual was that when they
      were a bow-shot from the church Madeleine turned round and walked back to
      him. "Sir," she began, "it is not wrong of me to speak to you," and the
      very words gave him a jar of unexpected truth; for in all the novels he
      had ever read she would have begun: "It is wrong of me to speak to you."
      She went on with wide and serious eyes like an animal's: "It is not wrong
      of me to speak to you, because your soul, or anybody's soul, matters so
      much more than what the world says about anybody. I want to talk to you
      about what you are going to do."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p21" shownumber="no">
      Bert saw in front of him the inevitable heroine of the novels trying to
      prevent bloodshed; and his pale firm face became implacable.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p22" shownumber="no">
      "I would do anything but that for you," he said; "but no man can be called
      less than a man."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p23" shownumber="no">
      She looked at him for a moment with a face openly puzzled, and then broke
      into an odd and beautiful half-smile.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p24" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, I don't mean that," she said; "I don't talk about what I don't
      understand. No one has ever hit me; and if they had I should not feel as a
      man may. I am sure it is not the best thing to fight. It would be better
      to forgive—if one could really forgive. But when people dine with my
      father and say that fighting a duel is mere murder—of course I can
      see that is not just. It's all so different—having a reason—and
      letting the other man know—and using the same guns and things—and
      doing it in front of your friends. I'm awfully stupid, but I know that men
      like you aren't murderers. But it wasn't that that I meant."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p25" shownumber="no">
      "What did you mean?" asked the other, looking broodingly at the earth.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p26" shownumber="no">
      "Don't you know," she said, "there is only one more celebration? I thought
      that as you always go to church—I thought you would communicate this
      morning."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p27" shownumber="no">
      Bert stepped backward with a sort of action she had never seen in him
      before. It seemed to alter his whole body.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p28" shownumber="no">
      "You may be right or wrong to risk dying," said the girl, simply; "the
      poor women in our village risk it whenever they have a baby. You men are
      the other half of the world. I know nothing about when you ought to die.
      But surely if you are daring to try and find God beyond the grave and
      appeal to Him—you ought to let Him find you when He comes and stands
      there every morning in our little church."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p29" shownumber="no">
      And placid as she was, she made a little gesture of argument, of which the
      pathos wrung the heart.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p30" shownumber="no">
      M. Camille Bert was by no means placid. Before that incomplete gesture and
      frankly pleading face he retreated as if from the jaws of a dragon. His
      dark black hair and beard looked utterly unnatural against the startling
      pallor of his face. When at last he said something it was: "O God! I can't
      stand this!" He did not say it in French. Nor did he, strictly speaking,
      say it in English. The truth (interesting only to anthropologists) is that
      he said it in Scotch.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p31" shownumber="no">
      "There will be another mass in a matter of eight hours," said Madeleine,
      with a sort of business eagerness and energy, "and you can do it then
      before the fighting. You must forgive me, but I was so frightened that you
      would not do it at all."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p32" shownumber="no">
      Bert seemed to crush his teeth together until they broke, and managed to
      say between them: "And why should you suppose that I shouldn't do as you
      say—I mean not to do it at all?"
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p33" shownumber="no">
      "You always go to Mass," answered the girl, opening her wide blue eyes,
      "and the Mass is very long and tiresome unless one loves God."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p34" shownumber="no">
      Then it was that Bert exploded with a brutality which might have come from
      Count Gregory, his criminal opponent. He advanced upon Madeleine with
      flaming eyes, and almost took her by the two shoulders. "I do not love
      God," he cried, speaking French with the broadest Scotch accent; "I do not
      want to find Him; I do not think He is there to be found. I must burst up
      the show; I must and will say everything. You are the happiest and
      honestest thing I ever saw in this godless universe. And I am the dirtiest
      and most dishonest."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p35" shownumber="no">
      Madeleine looked at him doubtfully for an instant, and then said with a
      sudden simplicity and cheerfulness: "Oh, but if you are really sorry it is
      all right. If you are horribly sorry it is all the better. You have only
      to go and tell the priest so and he will give you God out of his own
      hands."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p36" shownumber="no">
      "I hate your priest and I deny your God!" cried the man, "and I tell you
      God is a lie and a fable and a mask. And for the first time in my life I
      do not feel superior to God."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p37" shownumber="no">
      "What can it all mean?" said Madeleine, in massive wonder.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p38" shownumber="no">
      "Because I am a fable also and a mask," said the man. He had been plucking
      fiercely at his black beard and hair all the time; now he suddenly plucked
      them off and flung them like moulted feathers in the mire. This
      extraordinary spoliation left in the sunlight the same face, but a much
      younger head—a head with close chestnut curls and a short chestnut
      beard.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p39" shownumber="no">
      "Now you know the truth," he answered, with hard eyes. "I am a cad who has
      played a crooked trick on a quiet village and a decent woman for a private
      reason of his own. I might have played it successfully on any other woman;
      I have hit the one woman on whom it cannot be played. It's just like my
      damned luck. The plain truth is," and here when he came to the plain truth
      he boggled and blundered as Evan had done in telling it to the girl in the
      motor-car.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p40" shownumber="no">
      "The plain truth is," he said at last, "that I am James Turnbull the
      atheist. The police are after me; not for atheism but for being ready to
      fight for it."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p41" shownumber="no">
      "I saw something about you in a newspaper," said the girl, with a
      simplicity which even surprise could never throw off its balance.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p42" shownumber="no">
      "Evan MacIan said there was a God," went on the other, stubbornly, "and I
      say there isn't. And I have come to fight for the fact that there is no
      God; it is for that that I have seen this cursed island and your blessed
      face."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p43" shownumber="no">
      "You want me really to believe," said Madeleine, with parted lips, "that
      you think——"
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p44" shownumber="no">
      "I want you to hate me!" cried Turnbull, in agony. "I want you to be sick
      when you think of my name. I am sure there is no God."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p45" shownumber="no">
      "But there is," said Madeleine, quite quietly, and rather with the air of
      one telling children about an elephant. "Why, I touched His body only this
      morning."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p46" shownumber="no">
      "You touched a bit of bread," said Turnbull, biting his knuckles. "Oh, I
      will say anything that can madden you!"
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p47" shownumber="no">
      "You think it is only a bit of bread," said the girl, and her lips
      tightened ever so little.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p48" shownumber="no">
      "I know it is only a bit of bread," said Turnbull, with violence.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p49" shownumber="no">
      She flung back her open face and smiled. "Then why did you refuse to eat
      it?" she said.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p50" shownumber="no">
      James Turnbull made a little step backward, and for the first time in his
      life there seemed to break out and blaze in his head thoughts that were
      not his own.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p51" shownumber="no">
      "Why, how silly of them," cried out Madeleine, with quite a schoolgirl
      gaiety, "why, how silly of them to call <i>you</i> a blasphemer! Why, you
      have wrecked your whole business because you would not commit blasphemy."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p52" shownumber="no">
      The man stood, a somewhat comic figure in his tragic bewilderment, with
      the honest red head of James Turnbull sticking out of the rich and
      fictitious garments of Camille Bert. But the startled pain of his face was
      strong enough to obliterate the oddity.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p53" shownumber="no">
      "You come down here," continued the lady, with that female emphasis which
      is so pulverizing in conversation and so feeble at a public meeting, "you
      and your MacIan come down here and put on false beards or noses in order
      to fight. You pretend to be a Catholic commercial traveller from France.
      Poor Mr. MacIan has to pretend to be a dissolute nobleman from nowhere.
      Your scheme succeeds; you pick a quite convincing quarrel; you arrange a
      quite respectable duel; the duel you have planned so long will come off
      tomorrow with absolute certainty and safety. And then you throw off your
      wig and throw up your scheme and throw over your colleague, because I ask
      you to go into a building and eat a bit of bread. And <i>then</i> you dare
      to tell me that you are sure there is nothing watching us. Then you say
      you know there is nothing on the very altar you run away from. You know——"
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p54" shownumber="no">
      "I only know," said Turnbull, "that I must run away from you. This has got
      beyond any talking." And he plunged along into the village, leaving his
      black wig and beard lying behind him on the road.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p55" shownumber="no">
      As the market-place opened before him he saw Count Gregory, that
      distinguished foreigner, standing and smoking in elegant meditation at the
      corner of the local café. He immediately made his way rapidly towards him,
      considering that a consultation was urgent. But he had hardly crossed half
      of that stony quadrangle when a window burst open above him and a head was
      thrust out, shouting. The man was in his woollen undershirt, but Turnbull
      knew the energetic, apologetic head of the sergeant of police. He pointed
      furiously at Turnbull and shouted his name. A policeman ran excitedly from
      under an archway and tried to collar him. Two men selling vegetables
      dropped their baskets and joined in the chase. Turnbull dodged the
      constable, upset one of the men into his own basket, and bounding towards
      the distinguished foreign Count, called to him clamorously: "Come on,
      MacIan, the hunt is up again."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p56" shownumber="no">
      The prompt reply of Count Gregory was to pull off his large yellow
      whiskers and scatter them on the breeze with an air of considerable
      relief. Then he joined the flight of Turnbull, and even as he did so, with
      one wrench of his powerful hands rent and split the strange, thick stick
      that he carried. Inside it was a naked old-fashioned rapier. The two got a
      good start up the road before the whole town was awakened behind them; and
      half-way up it a similar transformation was seen to take place in Mr.
      Turnbull's singular umbrella.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p57" shownumber="no">
      The two had a long race for the harbour; but the English police were heavy
      and the French inhabitants were indifferent. In any case, they got used to
      the notion of the road being clear; and just as they had come to the
      cliffs MacIan banged into another gentleman with unmistakable surprise.
      How he knew he was another gentleman merely by banging into him, must
      remain a mystery. MacIan was a very poor and very sober Scotch gentleman.
      The other was a very drunk and very wealthy English gentleman. But there
      was something in the staggered and openly embarrassed apologies that made
      them understand each other as readily and as quickly and as much as two
      men talking French in the middle of China. The nearest expression of the
      type is that it either hits or apologizes; and in this case both
      apologized.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p58" shownumber="no">
      "You seem to be in a hurry," said the unknown Englishman, falling back a
      step or two in order to laugh with an unnatural heartiness. "What's it all
      about, eh?" Then before MacIan could get past his sprawling and staggering
      figure he ran forward again and said with a sort of shouting and
      ear-shattering whisper: "I say, my name is Wilkinson. <i>You</i> know—Wilkinson's
      Entire was my grandfather. Can't drink beer myself. Liver." And he shook
      his head with extraordinary sagacity.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p59" shownumber="no">
      "We really are in a hurry, as you say," said MacIan, summoning a
      sufficiently pleasant smile, "so if you will let us pass——"
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p60" shownumber="no">
      "I'll tell you what, you fellows," said the sprawling gentleman,
      confidentially, while Evan's agonized ears heard behind him the first
      paces of the pursuit, "if you really are, as you say, in a hurry, I know
      what it is to be in a hurry—Lord, what a hurry I was in when we all
      came out of Cartwright's rooms—if you really are in a hurry"—and
      he seemed to steady his voice into a sort of solemnity—"if you are
      in a hurry, there's nothing like a good yacht for a man in a hurry."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p61" shownumber="no">
      "No doubt you're right," said MacIan, and dashed past him in despair. The
      head of the pursuing host was just showing over the top of the hill behind
      him. Turnbull had already ducked under the intoxicated gentleman's elbow
      and fled far in front.
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p62" shownumber="no">
      "No, but look here," said Mr. Wilkinson, enthusiastically running after
      MacIan and catching him by the sleeve of his coat. "If you want to hurry
      you should take a yacht, and if"—he said, with a burst of
      rationality, like one leaping to a further point in logic—"if you
      want a yacht—you can have mine."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p63" shownumber="no">
      Evan pulled up abruptly and looked back at him. "We are really in the
      devil of a hurry," he said, "and if you really have a yacht, the truth is
      that we would give our ears for it."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p64" shownumber="no">
      "You'll find it in harbour," said Wilkinson, struggling with his speech.
      "Left side of harbour—called <i>Gibson Girl</i>—can't think
      why, old fellow, I never lent it you before."
    </p>
    <p id="xii-p65" shownumber="no">
      With these words the benevolent Mr. Wilkinson fell flat on his face in the
      road, but continued to laugh softly, and turned towards his flying
      companion a face of peculiar peace and benignity. Evan's mind went through
      a crisis of instantaneous casuistry, in which it may be that he decided
      wrongly; but about how he decided his biographer can profess no doubt. Two
      minutes afterwards he had overtaken Turnbull and told the tale; ten
      minutes afterwards he and Turnbull had somehow tumbled into the yacht
      called the <i>Gibson Girl</i> and had somehow pushed off from the Isle of
      St. Loup.
    </p>
</div1>

    <div1 id="xiii" next="xiv" prev="xii" title="XII. The Desert Island">
    <h2 id="xiii-p0.1">
      XII. THE DESERT ISLAND
    </h2>
    <p id="xiii-p1" shownumber="no">
      Those who happen to hold the view (and Mr. Evan MacIan, now alive and
      comfortable, is among the number) that something supernatural, some
      eccentric kindness from god or fairy had guided our adventurers through
      all their absurd perils, might have found his strongest argument perhaps
      in their management or mismanagement of Mr. Wilkinson's yacht. Neither of
      them had the smallest qualification for managing such a vessel; but MacIan
      had a practical knowledge of the sea in much smaller and quite different
      boats, while Turnbull had an abstract knowledge of science and some of its
      applications to navigation, which was worse. The presence of the god or
      fairy can only be deduced from the fact that they never definitely ran
      into anything, either a boat, a rock, a quicksand, or a man-of-war. Apart
      from this negative description, their voyage would be difficult to
      describe. It took at least a fortnight, and MacIan, who was certainly the
      shrewder sailor of the two, realized that they were sailing west into the
      Atlantic and were probably by this time past the Scilly Isles. How much
      farther they stood out into the western sea it was impossible to
      conjecture. But they felt certain, at least, that they were far enough
      into that awful gulf between us and America to make it unlikely that they
      would soon see land again. It was therefore with legitimate excitement
      that one rainy morning after daybreak they saw that distinct shape of a
      solitary island standing up against the encircling strip of silver which
      ran round the skyline and separated the grey and green of the billows from
      the grey and mauve of the morning clouds.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p2" shownumber="no">
      "What can it be?" cried MacIan, in a dry-throated excitement. "I didn't
      know there were any Atlantic islands so far beyond the Scillies—Good
      Lord, it can't be Madeira, yet?"
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p3" shownumber="no">
      "I thought you were fond of legends and lies and fables," said Turnbull,
      grimly. "Perhaps it's Atlantis."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p4" shownumber="no">
      "Of course, it might be," answered the other, quite innocently and
      gravely; "but I never thought the story about Atlantis was very solidly
      established."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p5" shownumber="no">
      "Whatever it is, we are running on to it," said Turnbull, equably, "and we
      shall be shipwrecked twice, at any rate."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p6" shownumber="no">
      The naked-looking nose of land projecting from the unknown island was,
      indeed, growing larger and larger, like the trunk of some terrible and
      advancing elephant. There seemed to be nothing in particular, at least on
      this side of the island, except shoals of shellfish lying so thick as
      almost to make it look like one of those toy grottos that the children
      make. In one place, however, the coast offered a soft, smooth bay of sand,
      and even the rudimentary ingenuity of the two amateur mariners managed to
      run up the little ship with her prow well on shore and her bowsprit
      pointing upward, as in a sort of idiotic triumph.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p7" shownumber="no">
      They tumbled on shore and began to unload the vessel, setting the stores
      out in rows upon the sand with something of the solemnity of boys playing
      at pirates. There were Mr. Wilkinson's cigar-boxes and Mr. Wilkinson's
      dozen of champagne and Mr. Wilkinson's tinned salmon and Mr. Wilkinson's
      tinned tongue and Mr. Wilkinson's tinned sardines, and every sort of
      preserved thing that could be seen at the Army and Navy stores. Then
      MacIan stopped with a jar of pickles in his hand and said abruptly:
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p8" shownumber="no">
      "I don't know why we're doing all this; I suppose we ought really to fall
      to and get it over."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p9" shownumber="no">
      Then he added more thoughtfully: "Of course this island seems rather bare
      and the survivor——"
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p10" shownumber="no">
      "The question is," said Turnbull, with cheerful speculation, "whether the
      survivor will be in a proper frame of mind for potted prawns."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p11" shownumber="no">
      MacIan looked down at the rows of tins and bottles, and the cloud of doubt
      still lowered upon his face.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p12" shownumber="no">
      "You will permit me two liberties, my dear sir," said Turnbull at last:
      "The first is to break open this box and light one of Mr. Wilkinson's
      excellent cigars, which will, I am sure, assist my meditations; the second
      is to offer a penny for your thoughts; or rather to convulse the already
      complex finances of this island by betting a penny that I know them."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p13" shownumber="no">
      "What on earth are you talking about?" asked MacIan, listlessly, in the
      manner of an inattentive child.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p14" shownumber="no">
      "I know what you are really thinking, MacIan," repeated Turnbull,
      laughing. "I know what I am thinking, anyhow. And I rather fancy it's the
      same."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p15" shownumber="no">
      "What are you thinking?" asked Evan.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p16" shownumber="no">
      "I am thinking and you are thinking," said Turnbull, "that it is damned
      silly to waste all that champagne."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p17" shownumber="no">
      Something like the spectre of a smile appeared on the unsmiling visage of
      the Gael; and he made at least no movement of dissent.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p18" shownumber="no">
      "We could drink all the wine and smoke all the cigars easily in a week,"
      said Turnbull; "and that would be to die feasting like heroes."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p19" shownumber="no">
      "Yes, and there is something else," said MacIan, with slight hesitation.
      "You see, we are on an almost unknown rock, lost in the Atlantic. The
      police will never catch us; but then neither may the public ever hear of
      us; and that was one of the things we wanted." Then, after a pause, he
      said, drawing in the sand with his sword-point: "She may never hear of it
      at all."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p20" shownumber="no">
      "Well?" inquired the other, puffing at his cigar.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p21" shownumber="no">
      "Well," said MacIan, "we might occupy a day or two in drawing up a
      thorough and complete statement of what we did and why we did it, and all
      about both our points of view. Then we could leave one copy on the island
      whatever happens to us and put another in an empty bottle and send it out
      to sea, as they do in the books."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p22" shownumber="no">
      "A good idea," said Turnbull, "and now let us finish unpacking."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p23" shownumber="no">
      As MacIan, a tall, almost ghostly figure, paced along the edge of sand
      that ran round the islet, the purple but cloudy poetry which was his
      native element was piled up at its thickest upon his soul. The unique
      island and the endless sea emphasized the thing solely as an epic. There
      were no ladies or policemen here to give him a hint either of its farce or
      its tragedy.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p24" shownumber="no">
      "Perhaps when the morning stars were made," he said to himself, "God built
      this island up from the bottom of the world to be a tower and a theatre
      for the fight between yea and nay."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p25" shownumber="no">
      Then he wandered up to the highest level of the rock, where there was a
      roof or plateau of level stone. Half an hour afterwards, Turnbull found
      him clearing away the loose sand from this table-land and making it smooth
      and even.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p26" shownumber="no">
      "We will fight up here, Turnbull," said MacIan, "when the time comes. And
      till the time comes this place shall be sacred."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p27" shownumber="no">
      "I thought of having lunch up here," said Turnbull, who had a bottle of
      champagne in his hand.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p28" shownumber="no">
      "No, no—not up here," said MacIan, and came down from the height
      quite hastily. Before he descended, however, he fixed the two swords
      upright, one at each end of the platform, as if they were human sentinels
      to guard it under the stars.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p29" shownumber="no">
      Then they came down and lunched plentifully in a nest of loose rocks. In
      the same place that night they supped more plentifully still. The smoke of
      Mr. Wilkinson's cigars went up ceaseless and strong smelling, like a pagan
      sacrifice; the golden glories of Mr. Wilkinson's champagne rose to their
      heads and poured out of them in fancies and philosophies. And occasionally
      they would look up at the starlight and the rock and see the space guarded
      by the two cross-hilted swords, which looked like two black crosses at
      either end of a grave.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p30" shownumber="no">
      In this primitive and Homeric truce the week passed by; it consisted
      almost entirely of eating, drinking, smoking, talking, and occasionally
      singing. They wrote their records and cast loose their bottle. They never
      ascended to the ominous plateau; they had never stood there save for that
      single embarrassed minute when they had had no time to take stock of the
      seascape or the shape of the land. They did not even explore the island;
      for MacIan was partly concerned in prayer and Turnbull entirely concerned
      with tobacco; and both these forms of inspiration can be enjoyed by the
      secluded and even the sedentary. It was on a golden afternoon, the sun
      sinking over the sea, rayed like the very head of Apollo, when Turnbull
      tossed off the last half-pint from the emptied Wilkinsonian bottle, hurled
      the bottle into the sea with objectless energy, and went up to where his
      sword stood waiting for him on the hill. MacIan was already standing
      heavily by his with bent head and eyes reading the ground. He had not even
      troubled to throw a glance round the island or the horizon. But Turnbull
      being of a more active and birdlike type of mind did throw a glance round
      the scene. The consequence of which was that he nearly fell off the rock.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p31" shownumber="no">
      On three sides of this shelly and sandy islet the sea stretched blue and
      infinite without a speck of land or sail; the same as Turnbull had first
      seen it, except that the tide being out it showed a few yards more of
      slanting sand under the roots of the rocks. But on the fourth side the
      island exhibited a more extraordinary feature. In fact, it exhibited the
      extraordinary feature of not being an island at all. A long, curving neck
      of sand, as smooth and wet as the neck of the sea serpent, ran out into
      the sea and joined their rock to a line of low, billowing, and glistening
      sand-hills, which the sinking sea had just bared to the sun. Whether they
      were firm sand or quicksand it was difficult to guess; but there was at
      least no doubt that they lay on the edge of some larger land; for
      colourless hills appeared faintly behind them and no sea could be seen
      beyond.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p32" shownumber="no">
      "Sakes alive!" cried Turnbull, with rolling eyes; "this ain't an island in
      the Atlantic. We've butted the bally continent of America."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p33" shownumber="no">
      MacIan turned his head, and his face, already pale, grew a shade paler. He
      was by this time walking in a world of omens and hieroglyphics, and he
      could not read anything but what was baffling or menacing in this brown
      gigantic arm of the earth stretched out into the sea to seize him.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p34" shownumber="no">
      "MacIan," said Turnbull, in his temperate way, "whatever our eternal
      interrupted tete-a-tetes have taught us or not taught us, at least we need
      not fear the charge of fear. If it is essential to your emotions, I will
      cheerfully finish the fight here and now; but I must confess that if you
      kill me here I shall die with my curiosity highly excited and unsatisfied
      upon a minor point of geography."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p35" shownumber="no">
      "I do not want to stop now," said the other, in his elephantine
      simplicity, "but we must stop for a moment, because it is a sign—perhaps
      it is a miracle. We must see what is at the end of the road of sand; it
      may be a bridge built across the gulf by God."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p36" shownumber="no">
      "So long as you gratify my query," said Turnbull, laughing and letting
      back his blade into the sheath, "I do not care for what reason you choose
      to stop."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p37" shownumber="no">
      They clambered down the rocky peninsula and trudged along the sandy
      isthmus with the plodding resolution of men who seemed almost to have made
      up their minds to be wanderers on the face of the earth. Despite
      Turnbull's air of scientific eagerness, he was really the less impatient
      of the two; and the Highlander went on well ahead of him with passionate
      strides. By the time they had walked for about half an hour in the ups and
      downs of those dreary sands, the distance between the two had lengthened
      and MacIan was only a tall figure silhouetted for an instant upon the
      crest of some sand-dune and then disappearing behind it. This rather
      increased the Robinson Crusoe feeling in Mr. Turnbull, and he looked about
      almost disconsolately for some sign of life. What sort of life he expected
      it to be if it appeared, he did not very clearly know. He has since
      confessed that he thinks that in his subconsciousness he expected an
      alligator.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p38" shownumber="no">
      The first sign of life that he did see, however, was something more
      extraordinary than the largest alligator. It was nothing less than the
      notorious Mr. Evan MacIan coming bounding back across the sand-heaps
      breathless, without his cap and keeping the sword in his hand only by a
      habit now quite hardened.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p39" shownumber="no">
      "Take care, Turnbull," he cried out from a good distance as he ran, "I've
      seen a native."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p40" shownumber="no">
      "A native?" repeated his companion, whose scenery had of late been chiefly
      of shellfish, "what the deuce! Do you mean an oyster?"
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p41" shownumber="no">
      "No," said MacIan, stopping and breathing hard, "I mean a savage. A black
      man."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p42" shownumber="no">
      "Why, where did you see him?" asked the staring editor.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p43" shownumber="no">
      "Over there—behind that hill," said the gasping MacIan. "He put up
      his black head and grinned at me."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p44" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull thrust his hands through his red hair like one who gives up the
      world as a bad riddle. "Lord love a duck," said he, "can it be Jamaica?"
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p45" shownumber="no">
      Then glancing at his companion with a small frown, as of one slightly
      suspicious, he said: "I say, don't think me rude—but you're a
      visionary kind of fellow—and then we drank a great deal. Do you mind
      waiting here while I go and see for myself?"
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p46" shownumber="no">
      "Shout if you get into trouble," said the Celt, with composure; "you will
      find it as I say."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p47" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull ran off ahead with a rapidity now far greater than his rival's,
      and soon vanished over the disputed sand-hill. Then five minutes passed,
      and then seven minutes; and MacIan bit his lip and swung his sword, and
      the other did not reappear. Finally, with a Gaelic oath, Evan started
      forward to the rescue, and almost at the same moment the small figure of
      the missing man appeared on the ridge against the sky.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p48" shownumber="no">
      Even at that distance, however, there was something odd about his
      attitude; so odd that MacIan continued to make his way in that direction.
      It looked as if he were wounded; or, still more, as if he were ill. He
      wavered as he came down the slope and seemed flinging himself into
      peculiar postures. But it was only when he came within three feet of
      MacIan's face, that that observer of mankind fully realized that Mr. James
      Turnbull was roaring with laughter.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p49" shownumber="no">
      "You are quit right," sobbed that wholly demoralized journalist. "He's
      black, oh, there's no doubt the black's all right—as far as it
      goes." And he went off again into convulsions of his humorous ailment.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p50" shownumber="no">
      "What ever is the matter with you?" asked MacIan, with stern impatience.
      "Did you see the nigger——"
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p51" shownumber="no">
      "I saw the nigger," gasped Turnbull. "I saw the splendid barbarian Chief.
      I saw the Emperor of Ethiopia—oh, I saw him all right. The nigger's
      hands and face are a lovely colour—and the nigger——" And
      he was overtaken once more.
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p52" shownumber="no">
      "Well, well, well," said Evan, stamping each monosyllable on the sand,
      "what about the nigger?"
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p53" shownumber="no">
      "Well, the truth is," said Turnbull, suddenly and startlingly, becoming
      quite grave and precise, "the truth is, the nigger is a Margate nigger,
      and we are now on the edge of the Isle of Thanet, a few miles from
      Margate."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p54" shownumber="no">
      Then he had a momentary return of his hysteria and said: "I say, old boy,
      I should like to see a chart of our fortnight's cruise in Wilkinson's
      yacht."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p55" shownumber="no">
      MacIan had no smile in answer, but his eager lips opened as if parched for
      the truth. "You mean to say," he began——
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p56" shownumber="no">
      "Yes, I mean to say," said Turnbull, "and I mean to say something funnier
      still. I have learnt everything I wanted to know from the partially black
      musician over there, who has taken a run in his war-paint to meet a friend
      in a quiet pub along the coast—the noble savage has told me all
      about it. The bottle containing our declaration, doctrines, and dying
      sentiments was washed up on Margate beach yesterday in the presence of one
      alderman, two bathing-machine men, three policemen, seven doctors, and a
      hundred and thirteen London clerks on a holiday, to all of whom, whether
      directly or indirectly, our composition gave enormous literary pleasure.
      Buck up, old man, this story of ours is a switchback. I have begun to
      understand the pulse and the time of it; now we are up in a cathedral and
      then we are down in a theatre, where they only play farces. Come, I am
      quite reconciled—let us enjoy the farce."
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p57" shownumber="no">
      But MacIan said nothing, and an instant afterwards Turnbull himself called
      out in an entirely changed voice: "Oh, this is damnable! This is not to be
      borne!"
    </p>
    <p id="xiii-p58" shownumber="no">
      MacIan followed his eye along the sand-hills. He saw what looked like the
      momentary and waving figure of the nigger minstrel, and then he saw a
      heavy running policeman take the turn of the sand-hill with the smooth
      solemnity of a railway train.
    </p>
</div1>

    <div1 id="xiv" next="xv" prev="xiii" title="XIII. The Garden of Peace">
    <h2 id="xiv-p0.1">
      XIII. THE GARDEN OF PEACE
    </h2>
    <p id="xiv-p1" shownumber="no">
      Up to this instant Evan MacIan had really understood nothing; but when he
      saw the policeman he saw everything. He saw his enemies, all the powers
      and princes of the earth. He suddenly altered from a staring statue to a
      leaping man of the mountains.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p2" shownumber="no">
      "We must break away from him here," he cried, briefly, and went like a
      whirlwind over the sand ridge in a straight line and at a particular
      angle. When the policeman had finished his admirable railway curve, he
      found a wall of failing sand between him and the pursued. By the time he
      had scaled it thrice, slid down twice, and crested it in the third effort,
      the two flying figures were far in front. They found the sand harder
      farther on; it began to be crusted with scraps of turf and in a few
      moments they were flying easily over an open common of rank sea-grass.
      They had no easy business, however; for the bottle which they had so
      innocently sent into the chief gate of Thanet had called to life the
      police of half a county on their trail. From every side across the
      grey-green common figures could be seen running and closing in; and it was
      only when MacIan with his big body broke down the tangled barrier of a
      little wood, as men break down a door with the shoulder; it was only when
      they vanished crashing into the underworld of the black wood, that their
      hunters were even instantaneously thrown off the scent.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p3" shownumber="no">
      At the risk of struggling a little longer like flies in that black web of
      twigs and trunks, Evan (who had an instinct of the hunter or the hunted)
      took an incalculable course through the forest, which let them out at last
      by a forest opening—quite forgotten by the leaders of the chase.
      They ran a mile or two farther along the edge of the wood until they
      reached another and somewhat similar opening. Then MacIan stood utterly
      still and listened, as animals listen, for every sound in the universe.
      Then he said: "We are quit of them." And Turnbull said: "Where shall we go
      now?"
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p4" shownumber="no">
      MacIan looked at the silver sunset that was closing in, barred by plumy
      lines of purple cloud; he looked at the high tree-tops that caught the
      last light and at the birds going heavily homeward, just as if all these
      things were bits of written advice that he could read.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p5" shownumber="no">
      Then he said: "The best place we can go to is to bed. If we can get some
      sleep in this wood, now everyone has cleared out of it, it will be worth a
      handicap of two hundred yards tomorrow."
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p6" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull, who was exceptionally lively and laughing in his demeanour,
      kicked his legs about like a schoolboy and said he did not want to go to
      sleep. He walked incessantly and talked very brilliantly. And when at last
      he lay down on the hard earth, sleep struck him senseless like a hammer.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p7" shownumber="no">
      Indeed, he needed the strongest sleep he could get; for the earth was
      still full of darkness and a kind of morning fog when his fellow-fugitive
      shook him awake.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p8" shownumber="no">
      "No more sleep, I'm afraid," said Evan, in a heavy, almost submissive,
      voice of apology. "They've gone on past us right enough for a good thirty
      miles; but now they've found out their mistake, and they're coming back."
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p9" shownumber="no">
      "Are you sure?" said Turnbull, sitting up and rubbing his red eyebrows
      with his hand.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p10" shownumber="no">
      The next moment, however, he had jumped up alive and leaping like a man
      struck with a shock of cold water, and he was plunging after MacIan along
      the woodland path. The shape of their old friend the constable had
      appeared against the pearl and pink of the sunrise. Somehow, it always
      looked a very funny shape when seen against the sunrise.
    </p>
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    <p id="xiv-p11" shownumber="no">
      A wash of weary daylight was breaking over the country-side, and the
      fields and roads were full of white mist—the kind of white mist that
      clings in corners like cotton wool. The empty road, along which the chase
      had taken its turn, was overshadowed on one side by a very high
      discoloured wall, stained, and streaked green, as with seaweed—evidently
      the high-shouldered sentinel of some great gentleman's estate. A yard or
      two from the wall ran parallel to it a linked and tangled line of
      lime-trees, forming a kind of cloister along the side of the road. It was
      under this branching colonnade that the two fugitives fled, almost
      concealed from their pursuers by the twilight, the mist and the leaping
      zoetrope of shadows. Their feet, though beating the ground furiously, made
      but a faint noise; for they had kicked away their boots in the wood; their
      long, antiquated weapons made no jingle or clatter, for they had strapped
      them across their backs like guitars. They had all the advantages that
      invisibility and silence can add to speed.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p12" shownumber="no">
      A hundred and fifty yards behind them down the centre of the empty road
      the first of their pursuers came pounding and panting—a fat but
      powerful policeman who had distanced all the rest. He came on at a
      splendid pace for so portly a figure; but, like all heavy bodies in
      motion, he gave the impression that it would be easier for him to increase
      his pace than to slacken it suddenly. Nothing short of a brick wall could
      have abruptly brought him up. Turnbull turned his head slightly and found
      breath to say something to MacIan. MacIan nodded.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p13" shownumber="no">
      Pursuer and pursued were fixed in their distance as they fled, for some
      quarter of a mile, when they came to a place where two or three of the
      trees grew twistedly together, making a special obscurity. Past this place
      the pursuing policeman went thundering without thought or hesitation. But
      he was pursuing his shadow or the wind; for Turnbull had put one foot in a
      crack of the tree and gone up it as quickly and softly as a cat. Somewhat
      more laboriously but in equal silence the long legs of the Highlander had
      followed; and crouching in crucial silence in the cloud of leaves, they
      saw the whole posse of their pursuers go by and die into the dust and
      mists of the distance.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p14" shownumber="no">
      The white vapour lay, as it often does, in lean and palpable layers; and
      even the head of the tree was above it in the half-daylight, like a green
      ship swinging on a sea of foam. But higher yet behind them, and readier to
      catch the first coming of the sun, ran the rampart of the top of the wall,
      which in their excitement of escape looked at once indispensable and
      unattainable, like the wall of heaven. Here, however, it was MacIan's turn
      to have the advantage; for, though less light-limbed and feline, he was
      longer and stronger in the arms. In two seconds he had tugged up his chin
      over the wall like a horizontal bar; the next he sat astride of it, like a
      horse of stone. With his assistance Turnbull vaulted to the same perch,
      and the two began cautiously to shift along the wall in the direction by
      which they had come, doubling on their tracks to throw off the last
      pursuit. MacIan could not rid himself of the fancy of bestriding a steed;
      the long, grey coping of the wall shot out in front of him, like the long,
      grey neck of some nightmare Rosinante. He had the quaint thought that he
      and Turnbull were two knights on one steed on the old shield of the
      Templars.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p15" shownumber="no">
      The nightmare of the stone horse was increased by the white fog, which
      seemed thicker inside the wall than outside. They could make nothing of
      the enclosure upon which they were partial trespassers, except that the
      green and crooked branches of a big apple-tree came crawling at them out
      of the mist, like the tentacles of some green cuttlefish. Anything would
      serve, however, that was likely to confuse their trail, so they both
      decided without need of words to use this tree also as a ladder—a
      ladder of descent. When they dropped from the lowest branch to the ground
      their stockinged feet felt hard gravel beneath them.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p16" shownumber="no">
      They had alighted in the middle of a very broad garden path, and the
      clearing mist permitted them to see the edge of a well-clipped lawn.
      Though the white vapour was still a veil, it was like the gauzy veil of a
      transformation scene in a pantomime; for through it there glowed shapeless
      masses of colour, masses which might be clouds of sunrise or mosaics of
      gold and crimson, or ladies robed in ruby and emerald draperies. As it
      thinned yet farther they saw that it was only flowers; but flowers in such
      insolent mass and magnificence as can seldom be seen out of the tropics.
      Purple and crimson rhododendrons rose arrogantly, like rampant heraldic
      animals against their burning background of laburnum gold. The roses were
      red hot; the clematis was, so to speak, blue hot. And yet the mere
      whiteness of the syringa seemed the most violent colour of all. As the
      golden sunlight gradually conquered the mists, it had really something of
      the sensational sweetness of the slow opening of the gates of Eden.
      MacIan, whose mind was always haunted with such seraphic or titanic
      parallels, made some such remark to his companion. But Turnbull only
      cursed and said that it was the back garden of some damnable rich man.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p17" shownumber="no">
      When the last haze had faded from the ordered paths, the open lawns, and
      the flaming flower-beds, the two realized, not without an abrupt
      re-examination of their position, that they were not alone in the garden.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p18" shownumber="no">
      Down the centre of the central garden path, preceded by a blue cloud from
      a cigarette, was walking a gentleman who evidently understood all the
      relish of a garden in the very early morning. He was a slim yet satisfied
      figure, clad in a suit of pale-grey tweed, so subdued that the pattern was
      imperceptible—a costume that was casual but not by any means
      careless. His face, which was reflective and somewhat over-refined, was
      the face of a quite elderly man, though his stringy hair and moustache
      were still quite yellow. A double eye-glass, with a broad, black ribbon,
      drooped from his aquiline nose, and he smiled, as he communed with
      himself, with a self-content which was rare and almost irritating. The
      straw panama on his head was many shades shabbier than his clothes, as if
      he had caught it up by accident.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p19" shownumber="no">
      It needed the full shock of the huge shadow of MacIan, falling across his
      sunlit path, to rouse him from his smiling reverie. When this had fallen
      on him he lifted his head a little and blinked at the intruders with
      short-sighted benevolence, but with far less surprise than might have been
      expected. He was a gentleman; that is, he had social presence of mind,
      whether for kindness or for insolence.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p20" shownumber="no">
      "Can I do anything for you?" he said, at last.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p21" shownumber="no">
      MacIan bowed. "You can extend to us your pardon," he said, for he also
      came of a whole race of gentlemen—of gentlemen without shirts to
      their backs. "I am afraid we are trespassing. We have just come over the
      wall."
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p22" shownumber="no">
      "Over the wall?" repeated the smiling old gentleman, still without letting
      his surprise come uppermost.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p23" shownumber="no">
      "I suppose I am not wrong, sir," continued MacIan, "in supposing that
      these grounds inside the wall belong to you?"
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p24" shownumber="no">
      The man in the panama looked at the ground and smoked thoughtfully for a
      few moments, after which he said, with a sort of matured conviction:
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p25" shownumber="no">
      "Yes, certainly; the grounds inside the wall really belong to me, and the
      grounds outside the wall, too."
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p26" shownumber="no">
      "A large proprietor, I imagine," said Turnbull, with a truculent eye.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p27" shownumber="no">
      "Yes," answered the old gentleman, looking at him with a steady smile. "A
      large proprietor."
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p28" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull's eye grew even more offensive, and he began biting his red
      beard; but MacIan seemed to recognize a type with which he could deal and
      continued quite easily:
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p29" shownumber="no">
      "I am sure that a man like you will not need to be told that one sees and
      does a good many things that do not get into the newspapers. Things which,
      on the whole, had better not get into the newspapers."
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p30" shownumber="no">
      The smile of the large proprietor broadened for a moment under his loose,
      light moustache, and the other continued with increased confidence:
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p31" shownumber="no">
      "One sometimes wants to have it out with another man. The police won't
      allow it in the streets—and then there's the County Council—and
      in the fields even nothing's allowed but posters of pills. But in a
      gentleman's garden, now——"
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p32" shownumber="no">
      The strange gentleman smiled again and said, easily enough: "Do you want
      to fight? What do you want to fight about?"
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p33" shownumber="no">
      MacIan had understood his man pretty well up to that point; an instinct
      common to all men with the aristocratic tradition of Europe had guided
      him. He knew that the kind of man who in his own back garden wears good
      clothes and spoils them with a bad hat is not the kind of man who has an
      abstract horror of illegal actions of violence or the evasion of the
      police. But a man may understand ragging and yet be very far from
      understanding religious ragging. This seeming host of theirs might
      comprehend a quarrel of husband and lover or a difficulty at cards or even
      escape from a pursuing tailor; but it still remained doubtful whether he
      would feel the earth fail under him in that earthquake instant when the
      Virgin is compared to a goddess of Mesopotamia. Even MacIan, therefore
      (whose tact was far from being his strong point), felt the necessity for
      some compromise in the mode of approach. At last he said, and even then
      with hesitation:
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p34" shownumber="no">
      "We are fighting about God; there can be nothing so important as that."
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p35" shownumber="no">
      The tilted eye-glasses of the old gentleman fell abruptly from his nose,
      and he thrust his aristocratic chin so far forward that his lean neck
      seemed to shoot out longer like a telescope.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p36" shownumber="no">
      "About God?" he queried, in a key completely new.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p37" shownumber="no">
      "Look here!" cried Turnbull, taking his turn roughly, "I'll tell you what
      it's all about. I think that there's no God. I take it that it's nobody's
      business but mine—or God's, if there is one. This young gentleman
      from the Highlands happens to think that it's his business. In
      consequence, he first takes a walking-stick and smashes my shop; then he
      takes the same walking-stick and tries to smash me. To this I naturally
      object. I suggest that if it comes to that we should both have sticks. He
      improves on the suggestion and proposes that we should both have
      steel-pointed sticks. The police (with characteristic unreasonableness)
      will not accept either of our proposals; the result is that we run about
      dodging the police and have jumped over our garden wall into your
      magnificent garden to throw ourselves on your magnificent hospitality."
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p38" shownumber="no">
      The face of the old gentleman had grown redder and redder during this
      address, but it was still smiling; and when he broke out it was with a
      kind of guffaw.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p39" shownumber="no">
      "So you really want to fight with drawn swords in my garden," he asked,
      "about whether there is really a God?"
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p40" shownumber="no">
      "Why not?" said MacIan, with his simple monstrosity of speech; "all man's
      worship began when the Garden of Eden was founded."
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p41" shownumber="no">
      "Yes, by——!" said Turnbull, with an oath, "and ended when the
      Zoological Gardens were founded."
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p42" shownumber="no">
      "In this garden! In my presence!" cried the stranger, stamping up and down
      the gravel and choking with laughter, "whether there is a God!" And he
      went stamping up and down the garden, making it echo with his
      unintelligible laughter. Then he came back to them more composed and
      wiping his eyes.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p43" shownumber="no">
      "Why, how small the world is!" he cried at last. "I can settle the whole
      matter. Why, I am God!"
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p44" shownumber="no">
      And he suddenly began to kick and wave his well-clad legs about the lawn.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p45" shownumber="no">
      "You are what?" repeated Turnbull, in a tone which is beyond description.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p46" shownumber="no">
      "Why, God, of course!" answered the other, thoroughly amused. "How funny
      it is to think that you have tumbled over a garden wall and fallen exactly
      on the right person! You might have gone floundering about in all sorts of
      churches and chapels and colleges and schools of philosophy looking for
      some evidence of the existence of God. Why, there is no evidence, except
      seeing him. And now you've seen him. You've seen him dance!"
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p47" shownumber="no">
      And the obliging old gentleman instantly stood on one leg without relaxing
      at all the grave and cultured benignity of his expression.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p48" shownumber="no">
      "I understood that this garden——" began the bewildered MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p49" shownumber="no">
      "Quite so! Quite so!" said the man on one leg, nodding gravely. "I said
      this garden belonged to me and the land outside it. So they do. So does
      the country beyond that and the sea beyond that and all the rest of the
      earth. So does the moon. So do the sun and stars." And he added, with a
      smile of apology: "You see, I'm God."
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p50" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull and MacIan looked at him for one moment with a sort of notion
      that perhaps he was not too old to be merely playing the fool. But after
      staring steadily for an instant Turnbull saw the hard and horrible
      earnestness in the man's eyes behind all his empty animation. Then
      Turnbull looked very gravely at the strict gravel walls and the gay
      flower-beds and the long rectangular red-brick building, which the mist
      had left evident beyond them. Then he looked at MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="xiv-p51" shownumber="no">
      Almost at the same moment another man came walking quickly round the regal
      clump of rhododendrons. He had the look of a prosperous banker, wore a
      good tall silk hat, was almost stout enough to burst the buttons of a fine
      frock-coat; but he was talking to himself, and one of his elbows had a
      singular outward jerk as he went by.
    </p>
</div1>

    <div1 id="xv" next="xvi" prev="xiv" title="XIV. A Museum of Souls">
    <h2 id="xv-p0.1">
      XIV. A MUSEUM OF SOULS
    </h2>
    <p id="xv-p1" shownumber="no">
      The man with the good hat and the jumping elbow went by very quickly; yet
      the man with the bad hat, who thought he was God, overtook him. He ran
      after him and jumped over a bed of geraniums to catch him.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p2" shownumber="no">
      "I beg your Majesty's pardon," he said, with mock humility, "but here is a
      quarrel which you ought really to judge."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p3" shownumber="no">
      Then as he led the heavy, silk-hatted man back towards the group, he
      caught MacIan's ear in order to whisper: "This poor gentleman is mad; he
      thinks he is Edward VII." At this the self-appointed Creator slightly
      winked. "Of course you won't trust him much; come to me for everything.
      But in my position one has to meet so many people. One has to be
      broadminded."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p4" shownumber="no">
      The big banker in the black frock-coat and hat was standing quite grave
      and dignified on the lawn, save for his slight twitch of one limb, and he
      did not seem by any means unworthy of the part which the other promptly
      forced upon him.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p5" shownumber="no">
      "My dear fellow," said the man in the straw hat, "these two gentlemen are
      going to fight a duel of the utmost importance. Your own royal position
      and my much humbler one surely indicate us as the proper seconds. Seconds—yes,
      seconds——" and here the speaker was once more shaken with his
      old malady of laughter.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p6" shownumber="no">
      "Yes, you and I are both seconds—and these two gentlemen can
      obviously fight in front of us. You, he-he, are the king. I am God;
      really, they could hardly have better supporters. They have come to the
      right place."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p7" shownumber="no">
      Then Turnbull, who had been staring with a frown at the fresh turf, burst
      out with a rather bitter laugh and cried, throwing his red head in the
      air:
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p8" shownumber="no">
      "Yes, by God, MacIan, I think we have come to the right place!" And MacIan
      answered, with an adamantine stupidity:
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p9" shownumber="no">
      "Any place is the right place where they will let us do it."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p10" shownumber="no">
      There was a long stillness, and their eyes involuntarily took in the
      landscape, as they had taken in all the landscapes of their everlasting
      combat; the bright, square garden behind the shop; the whole lift and
      leaning of the side of Hampstead Heath; the little garden of the decadent
      choked with flowers; the square of sand beside the sea at sunrise. They
      both felt at the same moment all the breadth and blossoming beauty of that
      paradise, the coloured trees, the natural and restful nooks and also the
      great wall of stone—more awful than the wall of China—from
      which no flesh could flee.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p11" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull was moodily balancing his sword in his hand as the other spoke;
      then he started, for a mouth whispered quite close to his ear. With a
      softness incredible in any cat, the huge, heavy man in the black hat and
      frock-coat had crept across the lawn from his own side and was saying in
      his ear: "Don't trust that second of yours. He's mad and not so mad,
      either; for he frightfully cunning and sharp. Don't believe the story he
      tells you about why I hate him. I know the story he'll tell; I overheard
      it when the housekeeper was talking to the postman. It's too long to talk
      about now, and I expect we're watched, but——"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p12" shownumber="no">
      Something in Turnbull made him want suddenly to be sick on the grass; the
      mere healthy and heathen horror of the unclean; the mere inhumane hatred
      of the inhuman state of madness. He seemed to hear all round him the
      hateful whispers of that place, innumerable as leaves whispering in the
      wind, and each of them telling eagerly some evil that had not happened or
      some terrific secret which was not true. All the rationalist and plain man
      revolted within him against bowing down for a moment in that forest of
      deception and egotistical darkness. He wanted to blow up that palace of
      delusions with dynamite; and in some wild way, which I will not defend, he
      tried to do it.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p13" shownumber="no">
      He looked across at MacIan and said: "Oh, I can't stand this!"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p14" shownumber="no">
      "Can't stand what?" asked his opponent, eyeing him doubtfully.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p15" shownumber="no">
      "Shall we say the atmosphere?" replied Turnbull; "one can't use uncivil
      expressions even to a—deity. The fact is, I don't like having God
      for my second."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p16" shownumber="no">
      "Sir!" said that being in a state of great offence, "in my position I am
      not used to having my favours refused. Do you know who I am?"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p17" shownumber="no">
      The editor of <i>The Atheist</i> turned upon him like one who has lost all
      patience, and exploded: "Yes, you are God, aren't you?" he said, abruptly,
      "why do we have two sets of teeth?"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p18" shownumber="no">
      "Teeth?" spluttered the genteel lunatic; "teeth?"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p19" shownumber="no">
      "Yes," cried Turnbull, advancing on him swiftly and with animated
      gestures, "why does teething hurt? Why do growing pains hurt? Why are
      measles catching? Why does a rose have thorns? Why do rhinoceroses have
      horns? Why is the horn on the top of the nose? Why haven't I a horn on the
      top of my nose, eh?" And he struck the bridge of his nose smartly with his
      forefinger to indicate the place of the omission and then wagged the
      finger menacingly at the Creator.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p20" shownumber="no">
      "I've often wanted to meet you," he resumed, sternly, after a pause, "to
      hold you accountable for all the idiocy and cruelty of this muddled and
      meaningless world of yours. You make a hundred seeds and only one bears
      fruit. You make a million worlds and only one seems inhabited. What do you
      mean by it, eh? What do you mean by it?"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p21" shownumber="no">
      The unhappy lunatic had fallen back before this quite novel form of
      attack, and lifted his burnt-out cigarette almost like one warding off a
      blow. Turnbull went on like a torrent.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p22" shownumber="no">
      "A man died yesterday in Ealing. You murdered him. A girl had the
      toothache in Croydon. You gave it her. Fifty sailors were drowned off
      Selsey Bill. You scuttled their ship. What have you got to say for
      yourself, eh?"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p23" shownumber="no">
      The representative of omnipotence looked as if he had left most of these
      things to his subordinates; he passed a hand over his wrinkling brow and
      said in a voice much saner than any he had yet used:
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p24" shownumber="no">
      "Well, if you dislike my assistance, of course—perhaps the other
      gentleman——"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p25" shownumber="no">
      "The other gentleman," cried Turnbull, scornfully, "is a submissive and
      loyal and obedient gentleman. He likes the people who wear crowns, whether
      of diamonds or of stars. He believes in the divine right of kings, and it
      is appropriate enough that he should have the king for his second. But it
      is not appropriate to me that I should have God for my second. God is not
      good enough. I dislike and I deny the divine right of kings. But I dislike
      more and I deny more the divine right of divinity."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p26" shownumber="no">
      Then after a pause in which he swallowed his passion, he said to MacIan:
      "You have got the right second, anyhow."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p27" shownumber="no">
      The Highlander did not answer, but stood as if thunderstruck with one long
      and heavy thought. Then at last he turned abruptly to his second in the
      silk hat and said: "Who are you?"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p28" shownumber="no">
      The man in the silk hat blinked and bridled in affected surprise, like one
      who was in truth accustomed to be doubted.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p29" shownumber="no">
      "I am King Edward VII," he said, with shaky arrogance. "Do you doubt my
      word?"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p30" shownumber="no">
      "I do not doubt it in the least," answered MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p31" shownumber="no">
      "Then, why," said the large man in the silk hat, trembling from head to
      foot, "why do you wear your hat before the king?"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p32" shownumber="no">
      "Why should I take it off," retorted MacIan, with equal heat, "before a
      usurper?"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p33" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull swung round on his heel. "Well, really," he said, "I thought at
      least you were a loyal subject."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p34" shownumber="no">
      "I am the only loyal subject," answered the Gael. "For nearly thirty years
      I have walked these islands and have not found another."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p35" shownumber="no">
      "You are always hard to follow," remarked Turnbull, genially, "and
      sometimes so much so as to be hardly worth following."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p36" shownumber="no">
      "I alone am loyal," insisted MacIan; "for I alone am in rebellion. I am
      ready at any instant to restore the Stuarts. I am ready at any instant to
      defy the Hanoverian brood—and I defy it now even when face to face
      with the actual ruler of the enormous British Empire!"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p37" shownumber="no">
      And folding his arms and throwing back his lean, hawklike face, he
      haughtily confronted the man with the formal frock-coat and the eccentric
      elbow.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p38" shownumber="no">
      "What right had you stunted German squires," he cried, "to interfere in a
      quarrel between Scotch and English and Irish gentlemen? Who made you,
      whose fathers could not splutter English while they walked in Whitehall,
      who made you the judge between the republic of Sidney and the monarchy of
      Montrose? What had your sires to do with England that they should have the
      foul offering of the blood of Derwentwater and the heart of Jimmy Dawson?
      Where are the corpses of Culloden? Where is the blood of Lochiel?" MacIan
      advanced upon his opponent with a bony and pointed finger, as if
      indicating the exact pocket in which the blood of that Cameron was
      probably kept; and Edward VII fell back a few paces in considerable
      confusion.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p39" shownumber="no">
      "What good have you ever done to us?" he continued in harsher and harsher
      accents, forcing the other back towards the flower-beds. "What good have
      you ever done, you race of German sausages? Yards of barbarian etiquette,
      to throttle the freedom of aristocracy! Gas of northern metaphysics to
      blow up Broad Church bishops like balloons. Bad pictures and bad manners
      and pantheism and the Albert Memorial. Go back to Hanover, you humbug? Go
      to——"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p40" shownumber="no">
      Before the end of this tirade the arrogance of the monarch had entirely
      given way; he had fairly turned tail and was trundling away down the path.
      MacIan strode after him still preaching and flourishing his large, lean
      hands. The other two remained in the centre of the lawn—Turnbull in
      convulsions of laughter, the lunatic in convulsions of disgust. Almost at
      the same moment a third figure came stepping swiftly across the lawn.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p41" shownumber="no">
      The advancing figure walked with a stoop, and yet somehow flung his forked
      and narrow beard forward. That carefully cut and pointed yellow beard was,
      indeed, the most emphatic thing about him. When he clasped his hands
      behind him, under the tails of his coat, he would wag his beard at a man
      like a big forefinger. It performed almost all his gestures; it was more
      important than the glittering eye-glasses through which he looked or the
      beautiful bleating voice in which he spoke. His face and neck were of a
      lusty red, but lean and stringy; he always wore his expensive gold-rim
      eye-glasses slightly askew upon his aquiline nose; and he always showed
      two gleaming foreteeth under his moustache, in a smile so perpetual as to
      earn the reputation of a sneer. But for the crooked glasses his dress was
      always exquisite; and but for the smile he was perfectly and perennially
      depressed.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p42" shownumber="no">
      "Don't you think," said the new-comer, with a sort of supercilious
      entreaty, "that we had better all come into breakfast? It is such a
      mistake to wait for breakfast. It spoils one's temper so much."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p43" shownumber="no">
      "Quite so," replied Turnbull, seriously.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p44" shownumber="no">
      "There seems almost to have been a little quarrelling here," said the man
      with the goatish beard.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p45" shownumber="no">
      "It is rather a long story," said Turnbull, smiling. "Originally, it might
      be called a phase in the quarrel between science and religion."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p46" shownumber="no">
      The new-comer started slightly, and Turnbull replied to the question on
      his face.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p47" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, yes," he said, "I am science!"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p48" shownumber="no">
      "I congratulate you heartily," answered the other, "I am Doctor Quayle."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p49" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull's eyes did not move, but he realized that the man in the panama
      hat had lost all his ease of a landed proprietor and had withdrawn to a
      distance of thirty yards, where he stood glaring with all the contraction
      of fear and hatred that can stiffen a cat.
    </p>
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    <p id="xv-p50" shownumber="no">
      MacIan was sitting somewhat disconsolately on a stump of tree, his large
      black head half buried in his large brown hands, when Turnbull strode up
      to him chewing a cigarette. He did not look up, but his comrade and enemy
      addressed him like one who must free himself of his feelings.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p51" shownumber="no">
      "Well, I hope, at any rate," he said, "that you like your precious
      religion now. I hope you like the society of this poor devil whom your
      damned tracts and hymns and priests have driven out of his wits. Five men
      in this place, they tell me, five men in this place who might have been
      fathers of families, and every one of them thinks he is God the Father.
      Oh! you may talk about the ugliness of science, but there is no one here
      who thinks he is Protoplasm."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p52" shownumber="no">
      "They naturally prefer a bright part," said MacIan, wearily. "Protoplasm
      is not worth going mad about."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p53" shownumber="no">
      "At least," said Turnbull, savagely, "it was your Jesus Christ who started
      all this bosh about being God."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p54" shownumber="no">
      For one instant MacIan opened the eyes of battle; then his tightened lips
      took a crooked smile and he said, quite calmly:
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p55" shownumber="no">
      "No, the idea is older; it was Satan who first said that he was God."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p56" shownumber="no">
      "Then, what," asked Turnbull, very slowly, as he softly picked a flower,
      "what is the difference between Christ and Satan?"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p57" shownumber="no">
      "It is quite simple," replied the Highlander. "Christ descended into hell;
      Satan fell into it."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p58" shownumber="no">
      "Does it make much odds?" asked the free-thinker.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p59" shownumber="no">
      "It makes all the odds," said the other. "One of them wanted to go up and
      went down; the other wanted to go down and went up. A god can be humble, a
      devil can only be humbled."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p60" shownumber="no">
      "Why are you always wanting to humble a man?" asked Turnbull, knitting his
      brows. "It affects me as ungenerous."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p61" shownumber="no">
      "Why were you wanting to humble a god when you found him in this garden?"
      asked MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p62" shownumber="no">
      "That was an extreme case of impudence," said Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p63" shownumber="no">
      "Granting the man his almighty pretensions, I think he was very modest,"
      said MacIan. "It is we who are arrogant, who know we are only men. The
      ordinary man in the street is more of a monster than that poor fellow; for
      the man in the street treats himself as God Almighty when he knows he
      isn't. He expects the universe to turn round him, though he knows he isn't
      the centre."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p64" shownumber="no">
      "Well," said Turnbull, sitting down on the grass, "this is a digression,
      anyhow. What I want to point out is, that your faith does end in asylums
      and my science doesn't."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p65" shownumber="no">
      "Doesn't it, by George!" cried MacIan, scornfully. "There are a few men
      here who are mad on God and a few who are mad on the Bible. But I bet
      there are many more who are simply mad on madness."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p66" shownumber="no">
      "Do you really believe it?" asked the other.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p67" shownumber="no">
      "Scores of them, I should say," answered MacIan. "Fellows who have read
      medical books or fellows whose fathers and uncles had something hereditary
      in their heads—the whole air they breathe is mad."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p68" shownumber="no">
      "All the same," said Turnbull, shrewdly, "I bet you haven't found a madman
      of that sort."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p69" shownumber="no">
      "I bet I have!" cried Evan, with unusual animation. "I've been walking
      about the garden talking to a poor chap all the morning. He's simply been
      broken down and driven raving by your damned science. Talk about believing
      one is God—why, it's quite an old, comfortable, fireside fancy
      compared with the sort of things this fellow believes. He believes that
      there is a God, but that he is better than God. He says God will be afraid
      to face him. He says one is always progressing beyond the best. He put his
      arm in mine and whispered in my ear, as if it were the apocalypse: 'Never
      trust a God that you can't improve on.'"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p70" shownumber="no">
      "What can he have meant?" said the atheist, with all his logic awake.
      "Obviously one should not trust any God that one can improve on."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p71" shownumber="no">
      "It is the way he talks," said MacIan, almost indifferently; "but he says
      rummier things than that. He says that a man's doctor ought to decide what
      woman he marries; and he says that children ought not to be brought up by
      their parents, because a physical partiality will then distort the
      judgement of the educator."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p72" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, dear!" said Turnbull, laughing, "you have certainly come across a
      pretty bad case, and incidentally proved your own. I suppose some men do
      lose their wits through science as through love and other good things."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p73" shownumber="no">
      "And he says," went on MacIan, monotonously, "that he cannot see why
      anyone should suppose that a triangle is a three-sided figure. He says
      that on some higher plane——"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p74" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull leapt to his feet as by an electric shock. "I never could have
      believed," he cried, "that you had humour enough to tell a lie. You've
      gone a bit too far, old man, with your little joke. Even in a lunatic
      asylum there can't be anybody who, having thought about the matter, thinks
      that a triangle has not got three sides. If he exists he must be a new era
      in human psychology. But he doesn't exist."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p75" shownumber="no">
      "I will go and fetch him," said MacIan, calmly; "I left the poor fellow
      wandering about by the nasturtium bed."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p76" shownumber="no">
      MacIan vanished, and in a few moments returned, trailing with him his own
      discovery among lunatics, who was a slender man with a fixed smile and an
      unfixed and rolling head. He had a goatlike beard just long enough to be
      shaken in a strong wind. Turnbull sprang to his feet and was like one who
      is speechless through choking a sudden shout of laughter.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p77" shownumber="no">
      "Why, you great donkey," he shouted, in an ear-shattering whisper, "that's
      not one of the patients at all. That's one of the doctors."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p78" shownumber="no">
      Evan looked back at the leering head with the long-pointed beard and
      repeated the word inquiringly: "One of the doctors?"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p79" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, you know what I mean," said Turnbull, impatiently. "The medical
      authorities of the place."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p80" shownumber="no">
      Evan was still staring back curiously at the beaming and bearded creature
      behind him.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p81" shownumber="no">
      "The mad doctors," said Turnbull, shortly.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p82" shownumber="no">
      "Quite so," said MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p83" shownumber="no">
      After a rather restless silence Turnbull plucked MacIan by the elbow and
      pulled him aside.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p84" shownumber="no">
      "For goodness sake," he said, "don't offend this fellow; he may be as mad
      as ten hatters, if you like, but he has us between his finger and thumb.
      This is the very time he appointed to talk with us about our—well,
      our exeat."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p85" shownumber="no">
      "But what can it matter?" asked the wondering MacIan. "He can't keep us in
      the asylum. We're not mad."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p86" shownumber="no">
      "Jackass!" said Turnbull, heartily, "of course we're not mad. Of course,
      if we are medically examined and the thing is thrashed out, they will find
      we are not mad. But don't you see that if the thing is thrashed out it
      will mean letters to this reference and telegrams to that; and at the
      first word of who we are, we shall be taken out of a madhouse, where we
      may smoke, to a jail, where we mayn't. No, if we manage this very quietly,
      he may merely let us out at the front door as stray revellers. If there's
      half an hour of inquiry, we are cooked."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p87" shownumber="no">
      MacIan looked at the grass frowningly for a few seconds, and then said in
      a new, small and childish voice: "I am awfully stupid, Mr. Turnbull; you
      must be patient with me."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p88" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull caught Evan's elbow again with quite another gesture. "Come," he
      cried, with the harsh voice of one who hides emotion, "come and let us be
      tactful in chorus."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p89" shownumber="no">
      The doctor with the pointed beard was already slanting it forward at a
      more than usually acute angle, with the smile that expressed expectancy.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p90" shownumber="no">
      "I hope I do not hurry you, gentlemen," he said, with the faintest
      suggestion of a sneer at their hurried consultation, "but I believe you
      wanted to see me at half past eleven."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p91" shownumber="no">
      "I am most awfully sorry, Doctor," said Turnbull, with ready amiability;
      "I never meant to keep you waiting; but the silly accident that has landed
      us in your garden may have some rather serious consequences to our friends
      elsewhere, and my friend here was just drawing my attention to some of
      them."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p92" shownumber="no">
      "Quite so! Quite so!" said the doctor, hurriedly. "If you really want to
      put anything before me, I can give you a few moments in my
      consulting-room."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p93" shownumber="no">
      He led them rapidly into a small but imposing apartment, which seemed to
      be built and furnished entirely in red-varnished wood. There was one desk
      occupied with carefully docketed papers; and there were several chairs of
      the red-varnished wood—though of different shape. All along the wall
      ran something that might have been a bookcase, only that it was not filled
      with books, but with flat, oblong slabs or cases of the same polished
      dark-red consistency. What those flat wooden cases were they could form no
      conception.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p94" shownumber="no">
      The doctor sat down with a polite impatience on his professional perch;
      MacIan remained standing, but Turnbull threw himself almost with luxury
      into a hard wooden arm-chair.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p95" shownumber="no">
      "This is a most absurd business, Doctor," he said, "and I am ashamed to
      take up the time of busy professional men with such pranks from outside.
      The plain fact is, that he and I and a pack of silly men and girls have
      organized a game across this part of the country—a sort of
      combination of hare and hounds and hide and seek—I dare say you've
      heard of it. We are the hares, and, seeing your high wall look so
      inviting, we tumbled over it, and naturally were a little startled with
      what we found on the other side."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p96" shownumber="no">
      "Quite so!" said the doctor, mildly. "I can understand that you were
      startled."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p97" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull had expected him to ask what place was the headquarters of the
      new exhilarating game, and who were the male and female enthusiasts who
      had brought it to such perfection; in fact, Turnbull was busy making up
      these personal and topographical particulars. As the doctor did not ask
      the question, he grew slightly uneasy, and risked the question: "I hope
      you will accept my assurance that the thing was an accident and that no
      intrusion was meant."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p98" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, yes, sir," replied the doctor, smiling, "I accept everything that you
      say."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p99" shownumber="no">
      "In that case," said Turnbull, rising genially, "we must not further
      interrupt your important duties. I suppose there will be someone to let us
      out?"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p100" shownumber="no">
      "No," said the doctor, still smiling steadily and pleasantly, "there will
      be no one to let you out."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p101" shownumber="no">
      "Can we let ourselves out, then?" asked Turnbull, in some surprise.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p102" shownumber="no">
      "Why, of course not," said the beaming scientist; "think how dangerous
      that would be in a place like this."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p103" shownumber="no">
      "Then, how the devil are we to get out?" cried Turnbull, losing his
      manners for the first time.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p104" shownumber="no">
      "It is a question of time, of receptivity, and treatment," said the
      doctor, arching his eyebrows indifferently. "I do not regard either of
      your cases as incurable."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p105" shownumber="no">
      And with that the man of the world was struck dumb, and, as in all
      intolerable moments, the word was with the unworldly.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p106" shownumber="no">
      MacIan took one stride to the table, leant across it, and said: "We can't
      stop here, we're not mad people!"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p107" shownumber="no">
      "We don't use the crude phrase," said the doctor, smiling at his
      patent-leather boots.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p108" shownumber="no">
      "But you <i>can't</i> think us mad," thundered MacIan. "You never saw us
      before. You know nothing about us. You haven't even examined us."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p109" shownumber="no">
      The doctor threw back his head and beard. "Oh, yes," he said, "very
      thoroughly."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p110" shownumber="no">
      "But you can't shut a man up on your mere impressions without documents or
      certificates or anything?"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p111" shownumber="no">
      The doctor got languidly to his feet. "Quite so," he said. "You certainly
      ought to see the documents."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p112" shownumber="no">
      He went across to the curious mock book-shelves and took down one of the
      flat mahogany cases. This he opened with a curious key at his watch-chain,
      and laying back a flap revealed a quire of foolscap covered with close but
      quite clear writing. The first three words were in such large copy-book
      hand that they caught the eye even at a distance. They were: "MacIan, Evan
      Stuart."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p113" shownumber="no">
      Evan bent his angry eagle face over it; yet something blurred it and he
      could never swear he saw it distinctly. He saw something that began:
      "Prenatal influences predisposing to mania. Grandfather believed in return
      of the Stuarts. Mother carried bone of St. Eulalia with which she touched
      children in sickness. Marked religious mania at early age——"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p114" shownumber="no">
      Evan fell back and fought for his speech. "Oh!" he burst out at last. "Oh!
      if all this world I have walked in had been as sane as my mother was."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p115" shownumber="no">
      Then he compressed his temples with his hands, as if to crush them. And
      then lifted suddenly a face that looked fresh and young, as if he had
      dipped and washed it in some holy well.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p116" shownumber="no">
      "Very well," he cried; "I will take the sour with the sweet. I will pay
      the penalty of having enjoyed God in this monstrous modern earth that
      cannot enjoy man or beast. I will die happy in your madhouse, only because
      I know what I know. Let it be granted, then—MacIan is a mystic;
      MacIan is a maniac. But this honest shopkeeper and editor whom I have
      dragged on my inhuman escapades, you cannot keep him. He will go free,
      thank God, he is not down in any damned document. His ancestor, I am
      certain, did not die at Culloden. His mother, I swear, had no relics. Let
      my friend out of your front door, and as for me——"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p117" shownumber="no">
      The doctor had already gone across to the laden shelves, and after a few
      minutes' short-sighted peering, had pulled down another parallelogram of
      dark-red wood.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p118" shownumber="no">
      This also he unlocked on the table, and with the same unerring egotistic
      eye on of the company saw the words, written in large letters: "Turnbull,
      James."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p119" shownumber="no">
      Hitherto Turnbull himself had somewhat scornfully surrendered his part in
      the whole business; but he was too honest and unaffected not to start at
      his own name. After the name, the inscription appeared to run: "Unique
      case of Eleutheromania. Parentage, as so often in such cases, prosaic and
      healthy. Eleutheromaniac signs occurred early, however, leading him to
      attach himself to the individualist Bradlaugh. Recent outbreak of pure
      anarchy——"
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p120" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull slammed the case to, almost smashing it, and said with a burst of
      savage laughter: "Oh! come along, MacIan; I don't care so much, even about
      getting out of the madhouse, if only we get out of this room. You were
      right enough, MacIan, when you spoke about—about mad doctors."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p121" shownumber="no">
      Somehow they found themselves outside in the cool, green garden, and then,
      after a stunned silence, Turnbull said: "There is one thing that was
      puzzling me all the time, and I understand it now."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p122" shownumber="no">
      "What do you mean?" asked Evan.
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p123" shownumber="no">
      "No man by will or wit," answered Turnbull, "can get out of this garden;
      and yet we got into it merely by jumping over a garden wall. The whole
      thing explains itself easily enough. That undefended wall was an open
      trap. It was a trap laid for two celebrated lunatics. They saw us get in
      right enough. And they will see that we do not get out."
    </p>
    <p id="xv-p124" shownumber="no">
      Evan gazed at the garden wall, gravely for more than a minute, and then he
      nodded without a word.
    </p>
</div1>

    <div1 id="xvi" next="xvii" prev="xv" title="XV. The Dream of Macian">
    <h2 id="xvi-p0.1">
      XV. THE DREAM OF MACIAN
    </h2>
    <p id="xvi-p1" shownumber="no">
      The system of espionage in the asylum was so effective and complete that
      in practice the patients could often enjoy a sense of almost complete
      solitude. They could stray up so near to the wall in an apparently
      unwatched garden as to find it easy to jump over it. They would only have
      found the error of their calculations if they had tried to jump.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p2" shownumber="no">
      Under this insulting liberty, in this artificial loneliness, Evan MacIan
      was in the habit of creeping out into the garden after dark—especially
      upon moonlight nights. The moon, indeed, was for him always a positive
      magnet in a manner somewhat hard to explain to those of a robuster
      attitude. Evidently, Apollo is to the full as poetical as Diana; but it is
      not a question of poetry in the matured and intellectual sense of the
      word. It is a question of a certain solid and childish fancy. The sun is
      in the strict and literal sense invisible; that is to say, that by our
      bodily eyes it cannot properly be seen. But the moon is a much simpler
      thing; a naked and nursery sort of thing. It hangs in the sky quite solid
      and quite silver and quite useless; it is one huge celestial snowball. It
      was at least some such infantile facts and fancies which led Evan again
      and again during his dehumanized imprisonment to go out as if to shoot the
      moon.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p3" shownumber="no">
      He was out in the garden on one such luminous and ghostly night, when the
      steady moonshine toned down all the colours of the garden until almost the
      strongest tints to be seen were the strong soft blue of the sky and the
      large lemon moon. He was walking with his face turned up to it in that
      rather half-witted fashion which might have excused the error of his
      keepers; and as he gazed he became aware of something little and lustrous
      flying close to the lustrous orb, like a bright chip knocked off the moon.
      At first he thought it was a mere sparkle or refraction in his own
      eyesight; he blinked and cleared his eyes. Then he thought it was a
      falling star; only it did not fall. It jerked awkwardly up and down in a
      way unknown among meteors and strangely reminiscent of the works of man.
      The next moment the thing drove right across the moon, and from being
      silver upon blue, suddenly became black upon silver; then although it
      passed the field of light in a flash its outline was unmistakable though
      eccentric. It was a flying ship.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p4" shownumber="no">
      The vessel took one long and sweeping curve across the sky and came nearer
      and nearer to MacIan, like a steam-engine coming round a bend. It was of
      pure white steel, and in the moon it gleamed like the armour of Sir
      Galahad. The simile of such virginity is not inappropriate; for, as it
      grew larger and larger and lower and lower, Evan saw that the only figure
      in it was robed in white from head to foot and crowned with snow-white
      hair, on which the moonshine lay like a benediction. The figure stood so
      still that he could easily have supposed it to be a statue. Indeed, he
      thought it was until it spoke.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p5" shownumber="no">
      "Evan," said the voice, and it spoke with the simple authority of some
      forgotten father revisiting his children, "you have remained here long
      enough, and your sword is wanted elsewhere."
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p6" shownumber="no">
      "Wanted for what?" asked the young man, accepting the monstrous event with
      a queer and clumsy naturalness; "what is my sword wanted for?"
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p7" shownumber="no">
      "For all that you hold dear," said the man standing in the moonlight; "for
      the thrones of authority and for all ancient loyalty to law."
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p8" shownumber="no">
      Evan looked up at the lunar orb again as if in irrational appeal—a
      moon calf bleating to his mother the moon. But the face of Luna seemed as
      witless as his own; there is no help in nature against the supernatural;
      and he looked again at the tall marble figure that might have been made
      out of solid moonlight.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p9" shownumber="no">
      Then he said in a loud voice: "Who are you?" and the next moment was
      seized by a sort of choking terror lest his question should be answered.
      But the unknown preserved an impenetrable silence for a long space and
      then only answered: "I must not say who I am until the end of the world;
      but I may say what I am. I am the law."
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p10" shownumber="no">
      And he lifted his head so that the moon smote full upon his beautiful and
      ancient face.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p11" shownumber="no">
      The face was the face of a Greek god grown old, but not grown either weak
      or ugly; there was nothing to break its regularity except a rather long
      chin with a cleft in it, and this rather added distinction than lessened
      beauty. His strong, well-opened eyes were very brilliant but quite
      colourless like steel.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p12" shownumber="no">
      MacIan was one of those to whom a reverence and self-submission in ritual
      come quite easy, and are ordinary things. It was not artificial in him to
      bend slightly to this solemn apparition or to lower his voice when he
      said: "Do you bring me some message?"
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p13" shownumber="no">
      "I do bring you a message," answered the man of moon and marble. "The king
      has returned."
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p14" shownumber="no">
      Evan did not ask for or require any explanation. "I suppose you can take
      me to the war," he said, and the silent silver figure only bowed its head
      again. MacIan clambered into the silver boat, and it rose upward to the
      stars.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p15" shownumber="no">
      To say that it rose to the stars is no mere metaphor, for the sky had
      cleared to that occasional and astonishing transparency in which one can
      see plainly both stars and moon.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p16" shownumber="no">
      As the white-robed figure went upward in his white chariot, he said quite
      quietly to Evan: "There is an answer to all the folly talked about
      equality. Some stars are big and some small; some stand still and some
      circle around them as they stand. They can be orderly, but they cannot be
      equal."
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p17" shownumber="no">
      "They are all very beautiful," said Evan, as if in doubt.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p18" shownumber="no">
      "They are all beautiful," answered the other, "because each is in his
      place and owns his superior. And now England will be beautiful after the
      same fashion. The earth will be as beautiful as the heavens, because our
      kings have come back to us."
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p19" shownumber="no">
      "The Stuart——" began Evan, earnestly.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p20" shownumber="no">
      "Yes," answered the old man, "that which has returned is Stuart and yet
      older than Stuart. It is Capet and Plantagenet and Pendragon. It is all
      that good old time of which proverbs tell, that golden reign of Saturn
      against which gods and men were rebels. It is all that was ever lost by
      insolence and overwhelmed in rebellion. It is your own forefather, MacIan
      with the broken sword, bleeding without hope at Culloden. It is Charles
      refusing to answer the questions of the rebel court. It is Mary of the
      magic face confronting the gloomy and grasping peers and the boorish
      moralities of Knox. It is Richard, the last Plantagenet, giving his crown
      to Bolingbroke as to a common brigand. It is Arthur, overwhelmed in
      Lyonesse by heathen armies and dying in the mist, doubtful if ever he
      shall return."
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p21" shownumber="no">
      "But now——" said Evan, in a low voice.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p22" shownumber="no">
      "But now!" said the old man; "he has returned."
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p23" shownumber="no">
      "Is the war still raging?" asked MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p24" shownumber="no">
      "It rages like the pit itself beyond the sea whither I am taking you,"
      answered the other. "But in England the king enjoys his own again. The
      people are once more taught and ruled as is best; they are happy knights,
      happy squires, happy servants, happy serfs, if you will; but free at last
      of that load of vexation and lonely vanity which was called being a
      citizen."
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p25" shownumber="no">
      "Is England, indeed, so secure?" asked Evan.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p26" shownumber="no">
      "Look out and see," said the guide. "I fancy you have seen this place
      before."
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p27" shownumber="no">
      They were driving through the air towards one region of the sky where the
      hollow of night seemed darkest and which was quite without stars. But
      against this black background there sprang up, picked out in glittering
      silver, a dome and a cross. It seemed that it was really newly covered
      with silver, which in the strong moonlight was like white flame. But,
      however, covered or painted, Evan had no difficult in knowing the place
      again. He saw the great thoroughfare that sloped upward to the base of its
      huge pedestal of steps. And he wondered whether the little shop was still
      by the side of it and whether its window had been mended.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p28" shownumber="no">
      As the flying ship swept round the dome he observed other alterations. The
      dome had been redecorated so as to give it a more solemn and somewhat more
      ecclesiastical note; the ball was draped or destroyed, and round the
      gallery, under the cross, ran what looked like a ring of silver statues,
      like the little leaden images that stood round the hat of Louis XI. Round
      the second gallery, at the base of the dome, ran a second rank of such
      images, and Evan thought there was another round the steps below. When
      they came closer he saw that they were figures in complete armour of steel
      or silver, each with a naked sword, point upward; and then he saw one of
      the swords move. These were not statues but an armed order of chivalry
      thrown in three circles round the cross. MacIan drew in his breath, as
      children do at anything they think utterly beautiful. For he could imagine
      nothing that so echoed his own visions of pontifical or chivalric art as
      this white dome sitting like a vast silver tiara over London, ringed with
      a triple crown of swords.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p29" shownumber="no">
      As they went sailing down Ludgate Hill, Evan saw that the state of the
      streets fully answered his companion's claim about the reintroduction of
      order. All the old blackcoated bustle with its cockney vivacity and
      vulgarity had disappeared. Groups of labourers, quietly but picturesquely
      clad, were passing up and down in sufficiently large numbers; but it
      required but a few mounted men to keep the streets in order. The mounted
      men were not common policemen, but knights with spurs and plume whose
      smooth and splendid armour glittered like diamond rather than steel. Only
      in one place—at the corner of Bouverie Street—did there appear
      to be a moment's confusion, and that was due to hurry rather than
      resistance. But one old grumbling man did not get out of the way quick
      enough, and the man on horseback struck him, not severely, across the
      shoulders with the flat of his sword.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p30" shownumber="no">
      "The soldier had no business to do that," said MacIan, sharply. "The old
      man was moving as quickly as he could."
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p31" shownumber="no">
      "We attach great importance to discipline in the streets," said the man in
      white, with a slight smile.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p32" shownumber="no">
      "Discipline is not so important as justice," said MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p33" shownumber="no">
      The other did not answer.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p34" shownumber="no">
      Then after a swift silence that took them out across St. James's Park, he
      said: "The people must be taught to obey; they must learn their own
      ignorance. And I am not sure," he continued, turning his back on Evan and
      looking out of the prow of the ship into the darkness, "I am not sure that
      I agree with your little maxim about justice. Discipline for the whole
      society is surely more important than justice to an individual."
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p35" shownumber="no">
      Evan, who was also leaning over the edge, swung round with startling
      suddenness and stared at the other's back.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p36" shownumber="no">
      "Discipline for society——" he repeated, very staccato, "more
      important—justice to individual?"
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p37" shownumber="no">
      Then after a long silence he called out: "Who and what are you?"
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p38" shownumber="no">
      "I am an angel," said the white-robed figure, without turning round.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p39" shownumber="no">
      "You are not a Catholic," said MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p40" shownumber="no">
      The other seemed to take no notice, but reverted to the main topic.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p41" shownumber="no">
      "In our armies up in heaven we learn to put a wholesome fear into
      subordinates."
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p42" shownumber="no">
      MacIan sat craning his neck forward with an extraordinary and
      unaccountable eagerness.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p43" shownumber="no">
      "Go on!" he cried, twisting and untwisting his long, bony fingers, "go
      on!"
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p44" shownumber="no">
      "Besides," continued he, in the prow, "you must allow for a certain high
      spirit and haughtiness in the superior type."
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p45" shownumber="no">
      "Go on!" said Evan, with burning eyes.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p46" shownumber="no">
      "Just as the sight of sin offends God," said the unknown, "so does the
      sight of ugliness offend Apollo. The beautiful and princely must, of
      necessity, be impatient with the squalid and——"
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p47" shownumber="no">
      "Why, you great fool!" cried MacIan, rising to the top of his tremendous
      stature, "did you think I would have doubted only for that rap with a
      sword? I know that noble orders have bad knights, that good knights have
      bad tempers, that the Church has rough priests and coarse cardinals; I
      have known it ever since I was born. You fool! you had only to say, 'Yes,
      it is rather a shame,' and I should have forgotten the affair. But I saw
      on your mouth the twitch of your infernal sophistry; I knew that something
      was wrong with you and your cathedrals. Something is wrong; everything is
      wrong. You are not an angel. That is not a church. It is not the rightful
      king who has come home."
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p48" shownumber="no">
      "That is unfortunate," said the other, in a quiet but hard voice, "because
      you are going to see his Majesty."
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p49" shownumber="no">
      "No," said MacIan, "I am going to jump over the side."
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p50" shownumber="no">
      "Do you desire death?"
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p51" shownumber="no">
      "No," said Evan, quite composedly, "I desire a miracle."
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p52" shownumber="no">
      "From whom do you ask it? To whom do you appeal?" said his companion,
      sternly. "You have betrayed the king, renounced his cross on the
      cathedral, and insulted an archangel."
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p53" shownumber="no">
      "I appeal to God," said Evan, and sprang up and stood upon the edge of the
      swaying ship.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p54" shownumber="no">
      The being in the prow turned slowly round; he looked at Evan with eyes
      which were like two suns, and put his hand to his mouth just too late to
      hide an awful smile.
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p55" shownumber="no">
      "And how do you know," he said, "how do you know that I am not God?"
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p56" shownumber="no">
      MacIan screamed. "Ah!" he cried. "Now I know who you really are. You are
      not God. You are not one of God's angels. But you were once."
    </p>
    <p id="xvi-p57" shownumber="no">
      The being's hand dropped from his mouth and Evan dropped out of the car.
    </p>
</div1>

    <div1 id="xvii" next="xviii" prev="xvi" title="XVI. The Dream of Turnbull">
    <h2 id="xvii-p0.1">
      XVI. THE DREAM OF TURNBULL
    </h2>
    <p id="xvii-p1" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull was walking rather rampantly up and down the garden on a gusty
      evening chewing his cigar and in that mood when every man suppresses an
      instinct to spit. He was not, as a rule, a man much acquainted with moods;
      and the storms and sunbursts of MacIan's soul passed before him as an
      impressive but unmeaning panorama, like the anarchy of Highland scenery.
      Turnbull was one of those men in whom a continuous appetite and industry
      of the intellect leave the emotions very simple and steady. His heart was
      in the right place; but he was quite content to leave it there. It was his
      head that was his hobby. His mornings and evenings were marked not by
      impulses or thirsty desires, not by hope or by heart-break; they were
      filled with the fallacies he had detected, the problems he had made plain,
      the adverse theories he had wrestled with and thrown, the grand
      generalizations he had justified. But even the cheerful inner life of a
      logician may be upset by a lunatic asylum, to say nothing of whiffs of
      memory from a lady in Jersey, and the little red-bearded man on this windy
      evening was in a dangerous frame of mind.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p2" shownumber="no">
      Plain and positive as he was, the influence of earth and sky may have been
      greater on him than he imagined; and the weather that walked the world at
      that moment was as red and angry as Turnbull. Long strips and swirls of
      tattered and tawny cloud were dragged downward to the west exactly as torn
      red raiment would be dragged. And so strong and pitiless was the wind that
      it whipped away fragments of red-flowering bushes or of copper beech, and
      drove them also across the garden, a drift of red leaves, like the leaves
      of autumn, as in parody of the red and driven rags of cloud.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p3" shownumber="no">
      There was a sense in earth and heaven as of everything breaking up, and
      all the revolutionist in Turnbull rejoiced that it was breaking up. The
      trees were breaking up under the wind, even in the tall strength of their
      bloom: the clouds were breaking up and losing even their large heraldic
      shapes. Shards and shreds of copper cloud split off continually and
      floated by themselves, and for some reason the truculent eye of Turnbull
      was attracted to one of these careering cloudlets, which seemed to him to
      career in an exaggerated manner. Also it kept its shape, which is unusual
      with clouds shaken off; also its shape was of an odd sort.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p4" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull continued to stare at it, and in a little time occurred that
      crucial instant when a thing, however incredible, is accepted as a fact.
      The copper cloud was tumbling down towards the earth, like some gigantic
      leaf from the copper beeches. And as it came nearer it was evident, first,
      that it was not a cloud, and, second, that it was not itself of the colour
      of copper; only, being burnished like a mirror, it had reflected the
      red-brown colours of the burning clouds. As the thing whirled like a
      windswept leaf down towards the wall of the garden it was clear that it
      was some sort of air-ship made of metal, and slapping the air with big
      broad fins of steel. When it came about a hundred feet above the garden, a
      shaggy, lean figure leapt up in it, almost black against the bronze and
      scarlet of the west, and, flinging out a kind of hook or anchor, caught on
      to the green apple-tree just under the wall; and from that fixed holding
      ground the ship swung in the red tempest like a captive balloon.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p5" shownumber="no">
      While our friend stood frozen for an instant by his astonishment, the
      queer figure in the airy car tipped the vehicle almost upside down by
      leaping over the side of it, seemed to slide or drop down the rope like a
      monkey, and alighted (with impossible precision and placidity) seated on
      the edge of the wall, over which he kicked and dangled his legs as he
      grinned at Turnbull. The wind roared in the trees yet more ruinous and
      desolate, the red tails of the sunset were dragged downward like red
      dragons sucked down to death, and still on the top of the asylum wall sat
      the sinister figure with the grimace, swinging his feet in tune with the
      tempest; while above him, at the end of its tossing or tightened cord, the
      enormous iron air-ship floated as light and as little noticed as a baby's
      balloon upon its string.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p6" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull's first movement after sixty motionless seconds was to turn round
      and look at the large, luxuriant parallelogram of the garden and the long,
      low rectangular building beyond. There was not a soul or a stir of life
      within sight. And he had a quite meaningless sensation, as if there never
      really had been any one else there except he since the foundation of the
      world.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p7" shownumber="no">
      Stiffening in himself the masculine but mirthless courage of the atheist,
      he drew a little nearer to the wall and, catching the man at a slightly
      different angle of the evening light, could see his face and figure quite
      plain. Two facts about him stood out in the picked colours of some
      piratical schoolboy's story. The first was that his lean brown body was
      bare to the belt of his loose white trousers; the other that through
      hygiene, affectation, or whatever other cause, he had a scarlet
      handkerchief tied tightly but somewhat aslant across his brow. After these
      two facts had become emphatic, others appeared sufficiently important. One
      was that under the scarlet rag the hair was plentiful, but white as with
      the last snows of mortality. Another was that under the mop of white and
      senile hair the face was strong, handsome, and smiling, with a well-cut
      profile and a long cloven chin. The length of this lower part of the face
      and the strange cleft in it (which gave the man, in quite another sense
      from the common one, a double chin) faintly spoilt the claim of the face
      to absolute regularity, but it greatly assisted it in wearing the
      expression of half-smiling and half-sneering arrogance with which it was
      staring at all the stones, all the flowers, but especially at the solitary
      man.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p8" shownumber="no">
      "What do you want?" shouted Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p9" shownumber="no">
      "I want you, Jimmy," said the eccentric man on the wall, and with the very
      word he had let himself down with a leap on to the centre of the lawn,
      where he bounded once literally like an India-rubber ball and then stood
      grinning with his legs astride. The only three facts that Turnbull could
      now add to his inventory were that the man had an ugly-looking knife
      swinging at his trousers belt, that his brown feet were as bare as his
      bronzed trunk and arms, and that his eyes had a singular bleak brilliancy
      which was of no particular colour.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p10" shownumber="no">
      "Excuse my not being in evening dress," said the newcomer with an urbane
      smile. "We scientific men, you know—I have to work my own engines—electrical
      engineer—very hot work."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p11" shownumber="no">
      "Look here," said Turnbull, sturdily clenching his fists in his trousers
      pockets, "I am bound to expect lunatics inside these four walls; but I do
      bar their coming from outside, bang out of the sunset clouds."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p12" shownumber="no">
      "And yet you came from the outside, too, Jim," said the stranger in a
      voice almost affectionate.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p13" shownumber="no">
      "What do you want?" asked Turnbull, with an explosion of temper as sudden
      as a pistol shot.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p14" shownumber="no">
      "I have already told you," said the man, lowering his voice and speaking
      with evident sincerity; "I want you."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p15" shownumber="no">
      "What do you want with me?"
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p16" shownumber="no">
      "I want exactly what you want," said the new-comer with a new gravity. "I
      want the Revolution."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p17" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull looked at the fire-swept sky and the wind-stricken woodlands, and
      kept on repeating the word voicelessly to himself—the word that did
      indeed so thoroughly express his mood of rage as it had been among those
      red clouds and rocking tree-tops. "Revolution!" he said to himself. "The
      Revolution—yes, that is what I want right enough—anything, so
      long as it is a Revolution."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p18" shownumber="no">
      To some cause he could never explain he found himself completing the
      sentence on the top of the wall, having automatically followed the
      stranger so far. But when the stranger silently indicated the rope that
      led to the machine, he found himself pausing and saying: "I can't leave
      MacIan behind in this den."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p19" shownumber="no">
      "We are going to destroy the Pope and all the kings," said the new-comer.
      "Would it be wiser to take him with us?"
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p20" shownumber="no">
      Somehow the muttering Turnbull found himself in the flying ship also, and
      it swung up into the sunset.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p21" shownumber="no">
      "All the great rebels have been very little rebels," said the man with the
      red scarf. "They have been like fourth-form boys who sometimes venture to
      hit a fifth-form boy. That was all the worth of their French Revolution
      and regicide. The boys never really dared to defy the schoolmaster."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p22" shownumber="no">
      "Whom do you mean by the schoolmaster?" asked Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p23" shownumber="no">
      "You know whom I mean," answered the strange man, as he lay back on
      cushions and looked up into the angry sky.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p24" shownumber="no">
      They seemed rising into stronger and stronger sunlight, as if it were
      sunrise rather than sunset. But when they looked down at the earth they
      saw it growing darker and darker. The lunatic asylum in its large
      rectangular grounds spread below them in a foreshortened and infantile
      plan, and looked for the first time the grotesque thing that it was. But
      the clear colours of the plan were growing darker every moment. The masses
      of rose or rhododendron deepened from crimson to violet. The maze of
      gravel pathways faded from gold to brown. By the time they had risen a few
      hundred feet higher nothing could be seen of that darkening landscape
      except the lines of lighted windows, each one of which, at least, was the
      light of one lost intelligence. But on them as they swept upward better
      and braver winds seemed to blow, and on them the ruby light of evening
      seemed struck, and splashed like red spurts from the grapes of Dionysus.
      Below them the fallen lights were literally the fallen stars of servitude.
      And above them all the red and raging clouds were like the leaping flags
      of liberty.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p25" shownumber="no">
      The man with the cloven chin seemed to have a singular power of
      understanding thoughts; for, as Turnbull felt the whole universe tilt and
      turn over his head, the stranger said exactly the right thing.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p26" shownumber="no">
      "Doesn't it seem as if everything were being upset?" said he; "and if once
      everything is upset, He will be upset on top of it."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p27" shownumber="no">
      Then, as Turnbull made no answer, his host continued:
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p28" shownumber="no">
      "That is the really fine thing about space. It is topsy-turvy. You have
      only to climb far enough towards the morning star to feel that you are
      coming down to it. You have only to dive deep enough into the abyss to
      feel that you are rising. That is the only glory of this universe—it
      is a giddy universe."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p29" shownumber="no">
      Then, as Turnbull was still silent, he added:
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p30" shownumber="no">
      "The heavens are full of revolution—of the real sort of revolution.
      All the high things are sinking low and all the big things looking small.
      All the people who think they are aspiring find they are falling head
      foremost. And all the people who think they are condescending find they
      are climbing up a precipice. That is the intoxication of space. That is
      the only joy of eternity—doubt. There is only one pleasure the
      angels can possibly have in flying, and that is, that they do not know
      whether they are on their head or their heels."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p31" shownumber="no">
      Then, finding his companion still mute, he fell himself into a smiling and
      motionless meditation, at the end of which he said suddenly:
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p32" shownumber="no">
      "So MacIan converted you?"
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p33" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull sprang up as if spurning the steel car from under his feet.
      "Converted me!" he cried. "What the devil do you mean? I have known him
      for a month, and I have not retracted a single——"
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p34" shownumber="no">
      "This Catholicism is a curious thing," said the man of the cloven chin in
      uninterrupted reflectiveness, leaning his elegant elbows over the edge of
      the vessel; "it soaks and weakens men without their knowing it, just as I
      fear it has soaked and weakened you."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p35" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull stood in an attitude which might well have meant pitching the
      other man out of the flying ship.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p36" shownumber="no">
      "I am an atheist," he said, in a stifled voice. "I have always been an
      atheist. I am still an atheist." Then, addressing the other's indolent and
      indifferent back, he cried: "In God's name what do you mean?"
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p37" shownumber="no">
      And the other answered without turning round:
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p38" shownumber="no">
      "I mean nothing in God's name."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p39" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull spat over the edge of the car and fell back furiously into his
      seat.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p40" shownumber="no">
      The other continued still unruffled, and staring over the edge idly as an
      angler stares down at a stream.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p41" shownumber="no">
      "The truth is that we never thought that you could have been caught," he
      said; "we counted on you as the one red-hot revolutionary left in the
      world. But, of course, these men like MacIan are awfully clever,
      especially when they pretend to be stupid."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p42" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull leapt up again in a living fury and cried: "What have I got to do
      with MacIan? I believe all I ever believed, and disbelieve all I ever
      disbelieved. What does all this mean, and what do you want with me here?"
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p43" shownumber="no">
      Then for the first time the other lifted himself from the edge of the car
      and faced him.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p44" shownumber="no">
      "I have brought you here," he answered, "to take part in the last war of
      the world."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p45" shownumber="no">
      "The last war!" repeated Turnbull, even in his dazed state a little touchy
      about such a dogma; "how do you know it will be the last?"
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p46" shownumber="no">
      The man laid himself back in his reposeful attitude, and said:
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p47" shownumber="no">
      "It is the last war, because if it does not cure the world for ever, it
      will destroy it."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p48" shownumber="no">
      "What do you mean?"
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p49" shownumber="no">
      "I only mean what you mean," answered the unknown in a temperate voice.
      "What was it that you always meant on those million and one nights when
      you walked outside your Ludgate Hill shop and shook your hand in the air?"
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p50" shownumber="no">
      "Still I do not see," said Turnbull, stubbornly.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p51" shownumber="no">
      "You will soon," said the other, and abruptly bent downward one iron
      handle of his huge machine. The engine stopped, stooped, and dived almost
      as deliberately as a man bathing; in their downward rush they swept within
      fifty yards of a big bulk of stone that Turnbull knew only too well. The
      last red anger of the sunset was ended; the dome of heaven was dark; the
      lanes of flaring light in the streets below hardly lit up the base of the
      building. But he saw that it was St. Paul's Cathedral, and he saw that on
      the top of it the ball was still standing erect, but the cross was
      stricken and had fallen sideways. Then only he cared to look down into the
      streets, and saw that they were inflamed with uproar and tossing passions.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p52" shownumber="no">
      "We arrive at a happy moment," said the man steering the ship. "The
      insurgents are bombarding the city, and a cannon-ball has just hit the
      cross. Many of the insurgents are simple people, and they naturally regard
      it as a happy omen."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p53" shownumber="no">
      "Quite so," said Turnbull, in a rather colourless voice.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p54" shownumber="no">
      "Yes," replied the other. "I thought you would be glad to see your prayer
      answered. Of course I apologize for the word prayer."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p55" shownumber="no">
      "Don't mention it," said Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p56" shownumber="no">
      The flying ship had come down upon a sort of curve, and was now rising
      again. The higher and higher it rose the broader and broader became the
      scenes of flame and desolation underneath.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p57" shownumber="no">
      Ludgate Hill indeed had been an uncaptured and comparatively quiet height,
      altered only by the startling coincidence of the cross fallen awry. All
      the other thoroughfares on all sides of that hill were full of the
      pulsation and the pain of battle, full of shaking torches and shouting
      faces. When at length they had risen high enough to have a bird's-eye view
      of the whole campaign, Turnbull was already intoxicated. He had smelt
      gunpowder, which was the incense of his own revolutionary religion.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p58" shownumber="no">
      "Have the people really risen?" he asked, breathlessly. "What are they
      fighting about?"
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p59" shownumber="no">
      "The programme is rather elaborate," said his entertainer with some
      indifference. "I think Dr. Hertz drew it up."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p60" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull wrinkled his forehead. "Are all the poor people with the
      Revolution?" he asked.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p61" shownumber="no">
      The other shrugged his shoulders. "All the instructed and class-conscious
      part of them without exception," he replied. "There were certainly a few
      districts; in fact, we are passing over them just now——"
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p62" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull looked down and saw that the polished car was literally lit up
      from underneath by the far-flung fires from below. Underneath whole
      squares and solid districts were in flames, like prairies or forests on
      fire.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p63" shownumber="no">
      "Dr. Hertz has convinced everybody," said Turnbull's cicerone in a smooth
      voice, "that nothing can really be done with the real slums. His
      celebrated maxim has been quite adopted. I mean the three celebrated
      sentences: 'No man should be unemployed. Employ the employables. Destroy
      the unemployables.'"
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p64" shownumber="no">
      There was a silence, and then Turnbull said in a rather strained voice:
      "And do I understand that this good work is going on under here?"
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p65" shownumber="no">
      "Going on splendidly," replied his companion in the heartiest voice. "You
      see, these people were much too tired and weak even to join the social
      war. They were a definite hindrance to it."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p66" shownumber="no">
      "And so you are simply burning them out?"
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p67" shownumber="no">
      "It <i>does</i> seem absurdly simple," said the man, with a beaming smile,
      "when one thinks of all the worry and talk about helping a hopeless slave
      population, when the future obviously was only crying to be rid of them.
      There are happy babes unborn ready to burst the doors when these
      drivellers are swept away."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p68" shownumber="no">
      "Will you permit me to say," said Turnbull, after reflection, "that I
      don't like all this?"
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p69" shownumber="no">
      "And will you permit me to say," said the other, with a snap, "that I
      don't like Mr. Evan MacIan?"
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p70" shownumber="no">
      Somewhat to the speaker's surprise this did not inflame the sensitive
      sceptic; he had the air of thinking thoroughly, and then he said: "No, I
      don't think it's my friend MacIan that taught me that. I think I should
      always have said that I don't like this. These people have rights."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p71" shownumber="no">
      "Rights!" repeated the unknown in a tone quite indescribable. Then he
      added with a more open sneer: "Perhaps they also have souls."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p72" shownumber="no">
      "They have lives!" said Turnbull, sternly; "that is quite enough for me. I
      understood you to say that you thought life sacred."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p73" shownumber="no">
      "Yes, indeed!" cried his mentor with a sort of idealistic animation. "Yes,
      indeed! Life is sacred—but lives are not sacred. We are improving
      Life by removing lives. Can you, as a free-thinker, find any fault in
      that?"
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p74" shownumber="no">
      "Yes," said Turnbull with brevity.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p75" shownumber="no">
      "Yet you applaud tyrannicide," said the stranger with rationalistic
      gaiety. "How inconsistent! It really comes to this: You approve of taking
      away life from those to whom it is a triumph and a pleasure. But you will
      not take away life from those to whom it is a burden and a toil."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p76" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull rose to his feet in the car with considerable deliberation, but
      his face seemed oddly pale. The other went on with enthusiasm.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p77" shownumber="no">
      "Life, yes, Life is indeed sacred!" he cried; "but new lives for old! Good
      lives for bad! On that very place where now there sprawls one drunken
      wastrel of a pavement artist more or less wishing he were dead—on
      that very spot there shall in the future be living pictures; there shall
      be golden girls and boys leaping in the sun."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p78" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull, still standing up, opened his lips. "Will you put me down,
      please?" he said, quite calmly, like on stopping an omnibus.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p79" shownumber="no">
      "Put you down—what do you mean?" cried his leader. "I am taking you
      to the front of the revolutionary war, where you will be one of the first
      of the revolutionary leaders."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p80" shownumber="no">
      "Thank you," replied Turnbull with the same painful constraint. "I have
      heard about your revolutionary war, and I think on the whole that I would
      rather be anywhere else."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p81" shownumber="no">
      "Do you want to be taken to a monastery," snarled the other, "with MacIan
      and his winking Madonnas."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p82" shownumber="no">
      "I want to be taken to a madhouse," said Turnbull distinctly, giving the
      direction with a sort of precision. "I want to go back to exactly the same
      lunatic asylum from which I came."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p83" shownumber="no">
      "Why?" asked the unknown.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p84" shownumber="no">
      "Because I want a little sane and wholesome society," answered Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p85" shownumber="no">
      There was a long and peculiar silence, and then the man driving the flying
      machine said quite coolly: "I won't take you back."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p86" shownumber="no">
      And then Turnbull said equally coolly: "Then I'll jump out of the car."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p87" shownumber="no">
      The unknown rose to his full height, and the expression in his eyes seemed
      to be made of ironies behind ironies, as two mirrors infinitely reflect
      each other. At last he said, very gravely: "Do you think I am the devil?"
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p88" shownumber="no">
      "Yes," said Turnbull, violently. "For I think the devil is a dream, and so
      are you. I don't believe in you or your flying ship or your last fight of
      the world. It is all a nightmare. I say as a fact of dogma and faith that
      it is all a nightmare. And I will be a martyr for my faith as much as St.
      Catherine, for I will jump out of this ship and risk waking up safe in
      bed."
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p89" shownumber="no">
      After swaying twice with the swaying vessel he dived over the side as one
      dives into the sea. For some incredible moments stars and space and
      planets seemed to shoot up past him as the sparks fly upward; and yet in
      that sickening descent he was full of some unnatural happiness. He could
      connect it with no idea except one that half escaped him—what Evan
      had said of the difference between Christ and Satan; that it was by
      Christ's own choice that He descended into hell.
    </p>
    <p id="xvii-p90" shownumber="no">
      When he again realized anything, he was lying on his elbow on the lawn of
      the lunatic asylum, and the last red of the sunset had not yet
      disappeared.
    </p>
</div1>

    <div1 id="xviii" next="xix" prev="xvii" title="XVII. The Idiot">
    <h2 id="xviii-p0.1">
      XVII. THE IDIOT
    </h2>
    <p id="xviii-p1" shownumber="no">
      Evan MacIan was standing a few yards off looking at him in absolute
      silence.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p2" shownumber="no">
      He had not the moral courage to ask MacIan if there had been anything
      astounding in the manner of his coming there, nor did MacIan seem to have
      any question to ask, or perhaps any need to ask it. The two men came
      slowly towards each other, and found the same expression on each other's
      faces. Then, for the first time in all their acquaintance, they shook
      hands.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p3" shownumber="no">
      Almost as if this were a kind of unconscious signal, it brought Dr. Quayle
      bounding out of a door and running across the lawn.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p4" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, there you are!" he exclaimed with a relieved giggle. "Will you come
      inside, please? I want to speak to you both."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p5" shownumber="no">
      They followed him into his shiny wooden office where their damning record
      was kept. Dr. Quayle sat down on a swivel chair and swung round to face
      them. His carved smile had suddenly disappeared.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p6" shownumber="no">
      "I will be plain with you gentlemen," he said, abruptly; "you know quite
      well we do our best for everybody here. Your cases have been under special
      consideration, and the Master himself has decided that you ought to be
      treated specially and—er—under somewhat simpler conditions."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p7" shownumber="no">
      "You mean treated worse, I suppose," said Turnbull, gruffly.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p8" shownumber="no">
      The doctor did not reply, and MacIan said: "I expected this." His eyes had
      begun to glow.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p9" shownumber="no">
      The doctor answered, looking at his desk and playing with a key: "Well, in
      certain cases that give anxiety—it is often better——"
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p10" shownumber="no">
      "Give anxiety," said Turnbull, fiercely. "Confound your impudence! What do
      you mean? You imprison two perfectly sane men in a madhouse because you
      have made up a long word. They take it in good temper, walk and talk in
      your garden like monks who have found a vocation, are civil even to you,
      you damned druggists' hack! Behave not only more sanely than any of your
      patients, but more sanely than half the sane men outside, and you have the
      soul-stifling cheek to say that they give anxiety."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p11" shownumber="no">
      "The head of the asylum has settled it all," said Dr. Quayle, still
      looking down.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p12" shownumber="no">
      MacIan took one of his immense strides forward and stood over the doctor
      with flaming eyes.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p13" shownumber="no">
      "If the head has settled it let the head announce it," he said. "I won't
      take it from you. I believe you to be a low, gibbering degenerate. Let us
      see the head of the asylum."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p14" shownumber="no">
      "See the head of the asylum," repeated Dr. Quayle. "Certainly not."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p15" shownumber="no">
      The tall Highlander, bending over him, put one hand on his shoulder with
      fatherly interest.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p16" shownumber="no">
      "You don't seem to appreciate the peculiar advantages of my position as a
      lunatic," he said. "I could kill you with my left hand before such a rat
      as you could so much as squeak. And I wouldn't be hanged for it."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p17" shownumber="no">
      "I certainly agree with Mr. MacIan," said Turnbull with sobriety and
      perfect respectfulness, "that you had better let us see the head of the
      institution."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p18" shownumber="no">
      Dr. Quayle got to his feet in a mixture of sudden hysteria and clumsy
      presence of mind.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p19" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, certainly," he said with a weak laugh. "You can see the head of the
      asylum if you particularly want to." He almost ran out of the room, and
      the two followed swiftly on his flying coat tails. He knocked at an
      ordinary varnished door in the corridor. When a voice said, "Come in,"
      MacIan's breath went hissing back through his teeth into his chest.
      Turnbull was more impetuous, and opened the door.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p20" shownumber="no">
      It was a neat and well-appointed room entirely lined with a medical
      library. At the other end of it was a ponderous and polished desk with an
      incandescent lamp on it, the light of which was just sufficient to show a
      slender, well-bred figure in an ordinary medical black frock-coat, whose
      head, quite silvered with age, was bent over neat piles of notes. This
      gentleman looked up for an instant as they entered, and the lamplight fell
      on his glittering spectacles and long, clean-shaven face—a face
      which would have been simply like an aristocrat's but that a certain lion
      poise of the head and long cleft in the chin made it look more like a very
      handsome actor's. It was only for a flash that his face was thus lifted.
      Then he bent his silver head over his notes once more, and said, without
      looking up again:
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p21" shownumber="no">
      "I told you, Dr. Quayle, that these men were to go to cells B and C."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p22" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull and MacIan looked at each other, and said more than they could
      ever say with tongues or swords. Among other things they said that to that
      particular Head of the institution it was a waste of time to appeal, and
      they followed Dr. Quayle out of the room.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p23" shownumber="no">
      The instant they stepped out into the corridor four sturdy figures stepped
      from four sides, pinioned them, and ran them along the galleries. They
      might very likely have thrown their captors right and left had they been
      inclined to resist, but for some nameless reason they were more inclined
      to laugh. A mixture of mad irony with childish curiosity made them feel
      quite inclined to see what next twist would be taken by their imbecile
      luck. They were dragged down countless cold avenues lined with glazed
      tiles, different only in being of different lengths and set at different
      angles. They were so many and so monotonous that to escape back by them
      would have been far harder than fleeing from the Hampton Court maze. Only
      the fact that windows grew fewer, coming at longer intervals, and the fact
      that when the windows did come they seemed shadowed and let in less light,
      showed that they were winding into the core or belly of some enormous
      building. After a little time the glazed corridors began to be lit by
      electricity.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p24" shownumber="no">
      At last, when they had walked nearly a mile in those white and polished
      tunnels, they came with quite a shock to the futile finality of a
      cul-de-sac. All that white and weary journey ended suddenly in an oblong
      space and a blank white wall. But in the white wall there were two iron
      doors painted white on which were written, respectively, in neat black
      capitals B and C.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p25" shownumber="no">
      "You go in here, sir," said the leader of the officials, quite
      respectfully, "and you in here."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p26" shownumber="no">
      But before the doors had clanged upon their dazed victims, MacIan had been
      able to say to Turnbull with a strange drawl of significance: "I wonder
      who A is."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p27" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull made an automatic struggle before he allowed himself to be thrown
      into the cell. Hence it happened that he was the last to enter, and was
      still full of the exhilaration of the adventures for at least five minutes
      after the echo of the clanging door had died away.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p28" shownumber="no">
      Then, when silence had sunk deep and nothing happened for two and a half
      hours, it suddenly occurred to him that this was the end of his life. He
      was hidden and sealed up in this little crack of stone until the flesh
      should fall off his bones. He was dead, and the world had won.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p29" shownumber="no">
      His cell was of an oblong shape, but very long in comparison with its
      width. It was just wide enough to permit the arms to be fully extended
      with the dumb-bells, which were hung up on the left wall, very dusty. It
      was, however, long enough for a man to walk one thirty-fifth part of a
      mile if he traversed it entirely. On the same principle a row of fixed
      holes, quite close together, let in to the cells by pipes what was alleged
      to be the freshest air. For these great scientific organizers insisted
      that a man should be healthy even if he was miserable. They provided a
      walk long enough to give him exercise and holes large enough to give him
      oxygen. There their interest in human nature suddenly ceased. It seemed
      never to have occurred to them that the benefit of exercise belongs partly
      to the benefit of liberty. They had not entertained the suggestion that
      the open air is only one of the advantages of the open sky. They
      administered air in secret, but in sufficient doses, as if it were a
      medicine. They suggested walking, as if no man had ever felt inclined to
      walk. Above all, the asylum authorities insisted on their own
      extraordinary cleanliness. Every morning, while Turnbull was still half
      asleep on his iron bedstead which was lifted half-way up the wall and
      clamped to it with iron, four sluices or metal mouths opened above him at
      the four corners of the chamber and washed it white of any defilement.
      Turnbull's solitary soul surged up against this sickening daily solemnity.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p30" shownumber="no">
      "I am buried alive!" he cried, bitterly; "they have hidden me under
      mountains. I shall be here till I rot. Why the blazes should it matter to
      them whether I am dirty or clean."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p31" shownumber="no">
      Every morning and evening an iron hatchway opened in his oblong cell, and
      a brown hairy hand or two thrust in a plate of perfectly cooked lentils
      and a big bowl of cocoa. He was not underfed any more than he was
      underexercised or asphyxiated. He had ample walking space, ample air,
      ample and even filling food. The only objection was that he had nothing to
      walk towards, nothing to feast about, and no reason whatever for drawing
      the breath of life.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p32" shownumber="no">
      Even the shape of his cell especially irritated him. It was a long, narrow
      parallelogram, which had a flat wall at one end and ought to have had a
      flat wall at the other; but that end was broken by a wedge or angle of
      space, like the prow of a ship. After three days of silence and cocoa,
      this angle at the end began to infuriate Turnbull. It maddened him to
      think that two lines came together and pointed at nothing. After the fifth
      day he was reckless, and poked his head into the corner. After twenty-five
      days he almost broke his head against it. Then he became quite cool and
      stupid again, and began to examine it like a sort of Robinson Crusoe.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p33" shownumber="no">
      Almost unconsciously it was his instinct to examine outlets, and he found
      himself paying particular attention to the row of holes which let in the
      air into his last house of life. He soon discovered that these air-holes
      were all the ends and mouths of long leaden tubes which doubtless carried
      air from some remote watering-place near Margate. One evening while he was
      engaged in the fifth investigation he noticed something like twilight in
      one of these dumb mouths, as compared with the darkness of the others.
      Thrusting his finger in as far as it would go, he found a hole and
      flapping edge in the tube. This he rent open and instantly saw a light
      behind; it was at least certain that he had struck some other cell.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p34" shownumber="no">
      It is a characteristic of all things now called "efficient", which means
      mechanical and calculated, that if they go wrong at all they go entirely
      wrong. There is no power of retrieving a defeat, as in simpler and more
      living organisms. A strong gun can conquer a strong elephant, but a
      wounded elephant can easily conquer a broken gun. Thus the Prussian
      monarchy in the eighteenth century, or now, can make a strong army merely
      by making the men afraid. But it does it with the permanent possibility
      that the men may some day be more afraid of their enemies than of their
      officers. Thus the drainage in our cities so long as it is quite solid
      means a general safety, but if there is one leak it means concentrated
      poison—an explosion of deathly germs like dynamite, a spirit of
      stink. Thus, indeed, all that excellent machinery which is the swiftest
      thing on earth in saving human labour is also the slowest thing on earth
      in resisting human interference. It may be easier to get chocolate for
      nothing out of a shopkeeper than out of an automatic machine. But if you
      did manage to steal the chocolate, the automatic machine would be much
      less likely to run after you.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p35" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull was not long in discovering this truth in connexion with the cold
      and colossal machinery of this great asylum. He had been shaken by many
      spiritual states since the instant when he was pitched head foremost into
      that private cell which was to be his private room till death. He had felt
      a high fit of pride and poetry, which had ebbed away and left him deadly
      cold. He had known a period of mere scientific curiosity, in the course of
      which he examined all the tiles of his cell, with the gratifying
      conclusion that they were all the same shape and size; but was greatly
      puzzled about the angle in the wall at the end, and also about an iron peg
      or spike that stood out from the wall, the object of which he does not
      know to this day. Then he had a period of mere madness not to be written
      of by decent men, but only by those few dirty novelists hallooed on by the
      infernal huntsman to hunt down and humiliate human nature. This also
      passed, but left behind it a feverish distaste for many of the mere
      objects around him. Long after he had returned to sanity and such hopeless
      cheerfulness as a man might have on a desert island, he disliked the
      regular squares of the pattern of wall and floor and the triangle that
      terminated his corridor. Above all, he had a hatred, deep as the hell he
      did not believe in, for the objectless iron peg in the wall.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p36" shownumber="no">
      But in all his moods, sane or insane, intolerant or stoical, he never
      really doubted this: that the machine held him as light and as hopelessly
      as he had from his birth been held by the hopeless cosmos of his own
      creed. He knew well the ruthless and inexhaustible resources of our
      scientific civilization. He no more expected rescue from a medical
      certificate than rescue from the solar system. In many of his Robinson
      Crusoe moods he thought kindly of MacIan as of some quarrelsome
      school-fellow who had long been dead. He thought of leaving in the cell
      when he died a rigid record of his opinions, and when he began to write
      them down on scraps of envelope in his pocket, he was startled to discover
      how much they had changed. Then he remembered the Beauchamp Tower, and
      tried to write his blazing scepticism on the wall, and discovered that it
      was all shiny tiles on which nothing could be either drawn or carved. Then
      for an instant there hung and broke above him like a high wave the whole
      horror of scientific imprisonment, which manages to deny a man not only
      liberty, but every accidental comfort of bondage. In the old filthy
      dungeons men could carve their prayers or protests in the rock. Here the
      white and slippery walls escaped even from bearing witness. The old
      prisoners could make a pet of a mouse or a beetle strayed out of a hole.
      Here the unpierceable walls were washed every morning by an automatic
      sluice. There was no natural corruption and no merciful decay by which a
      living thing could enter in. Then James Turnbull looked up and saw the
      high invincible hatefulness of the society in which he lived, and saw the
      hatefulness of something else also, which he told himself again and again
      was not the cosmos in which he believed. But all the time he had never
      once doubted that the five sides of his cell were for him the wall of the
      world henceforward, and it gave him a shock of surprise even to discover
      the faint light through the aperture in the ventilation tube. But he had
      forgotten how close efficiency has to pack everything together and how
      easily, therefore, a pipe here or there may leak.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p37" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull thrust his first finger down the aperture, and at last managed to
      make a slight further fissure in the piping. The light that came up from
      beyond was very faint, and apparently indirect; it seemed to fall from
      some hole or window higher up. As he was screwing his eye to peer at this
      grey and greasy twilight he was astonished to see another human finger
      very long and lean come down from above towards the broken pipe and hook
      it up to something higher. The lighted aperture was abruptly blackened and
      blocked, presumably by a face and mouth, for something human spoke down
      the tube, though the words were not clear.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p38" shownumber="no">
      "Who is that?" asked Turnbull, trembling with excitement, yet wary and
      quite resolved not to spoil any chance.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p39" shownumber="no">
      After a few indistinct sounds the voice came down with a strong
      Argyllshire accent:
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p40" shownumber="no">
      "I say, Turnbull, we couldn't fight through this tube, could we?"
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p41" shownumber="no">
      Sentiments beyond speech surged up in Turnbull and silenced him for a
      space just long enough to be painful. Then he said with his old gaiety: "I
      vote we talk a little first; I don't want to murder the first man I have
      met for ten million years."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p42" shownumber="no">
      "I know what you mean," answered the other. "It has been awful. For a
      mortal month I have been alone with God."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p43" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull started, and it was on the tip of his tongue to answer: "Alone
      with God! Then you do not know what loneliness is."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p44" shownumber="no">
      But he answered, after all, in his old defiant style: "Alone with God,
      were you? And I suppose you found his Majesty's society rather
      monotonous?"
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p45" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, no," said MacIan, and his voice shuddered; "it was a great deal too
      exciting."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p46" shownumber="no">
      After a very long silence the voice of MacIan said: "What do you really
      hate most in your place?"
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p47" shownumber="no">
      "You'd think I was really mad if I told you," answered Turnbull, bitterly.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p48" shownumber="no">
      "Then I expect it's the same as mine," said the other voice.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p49" shownumber="no">
      "I am sure it's not the same as anybody's," said Turnbull, "for it has no
      rhyme or reason. Perhaps my brain really has gone, but I detest that iron
      spike in the left wall more than the damned desolation or the damned
      cocoa. Have you got one in your cell?"
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p50" shownumber="no">
      "Not now," replied MacIan with serenity. "I've pulled it out."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p51" shownumber="no">
      His fellow-prisoner could only repeat the words.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p52" shownumber="no">
      "I pulled it out the other day when I was off my head," continued the
      tranquil Highland voice. "It looked so unnecessary."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p53" shownumber="no">
      "You must be ghastly strong," said Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p54" shownumber="no">
      "One is, when one is mad," was the careless reply, "and it had worn a
      little loose in the socket. Even now I've got it out I can't discover what
      it was for. But I've found out something a long sight funnier."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p55" shownumber="no">
      "What do you mean?" asked Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p56" shownumber="no">
      "I have found out where A is," said the other.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p57" shownumber="no">
      Three weeks afterwards MacIan had managed to open up communications which
      made his meaning plain. By that time the two captives had fully discovered
      and demonstrated that weakness in the very nature of modern machinery to
      which we have already referred. The very fact that they were isolated from
      all companions meant that they were free from all spies, and as there were
      no gaolers to be bribed, so there were none to be baffled. Machinery
      brought them their cocoa and cleaned their cells; that machinery was as
      helpless as it was pitiless. A little patient violence, conducted day
      after day amid constant mutual suggestion, opened an irregular hole in the
      wall, large enough to let in a small man, in the exact place where there
      had been before the tiny ventilation holes. Turnbull tumbled somehow into
      MacIan's apartment, and his first glance found out that the iron spike was
      indeed plucked from its socket, and left, moreover, another ragged hole
      into some hollow place behind. But for this MacIan's cell was the
      duplicate of Turnbull's—a long oblong ending in a wedge and lined
      with cold and lustrous tiles. The small hole from which the peg had been
      displaced was in that short oblique wall at the end nearest to Turnbull's.
      That individual looked at it with a puzzled face.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p58" shownumber="no">
      "What is in there?" he asked.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p59" shownumber="no">
      MacIan answered briefly: "Another cell."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p60" shownumber="no">
      "But where can the door of it be?" said his companion, even more puzzled;
      "the doors of our cells are at the other end."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p61" shownumber="no">
      "It has no door," said Evan.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p62" shownumber="no">
      In the pause of perplexity that followed, an eerie and sinister feeling
      crept over Turnbull's stubborn soul in spite of himself. The notion of the
      doorless room chilled him with that sense of half-witted curiosity which
      one has when something horrible is half understood.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p63" shownumber="no">
      "James Turnbull," said MacIan, in a low and shaken voice, "these people
      hate us more than Nero hated Christians, and fear us more than any man
      feared Nero. They have filled England with frenzy and galloping in order
      to capture us and wipe us out—in order to kill us. And they have
      killed us, for you and I have only made a hole in our coffins. But though
      this hatred that they felt for us is bigger than they felt for Bonaparte,
      and more plain and practical than they would feel for Jack the Ripper, yet
      it is not we whom the people of this place hate most."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p64" shownumber="no">
      A cold and quivering impatience continued to crawl up Turnbull's spine; he
      had never felt so near to superstition and supernaturalism, and it was not
      a pretty sort of superstition either.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p65" shownumber="no">
      "There is another man more fearful and hateful," went on MacIan, in his
      low monotone voice, "and they have buried him even deeper. God knows how
      they did it, for he was let in by neither door nor window, nor lowered
      through any opening above. I expect these iron handles that we both hate
      have been part of some damned machinery for walling him up. He is there. I
      have looked through the hole at him; but I cannot stand looking at him
      long, because his face is turned away from me and he does not move."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p66" shownumber="no">
      Al Turnbull's unnatural and uncompleted feelings found their outlet in
      rushing to the aperture and looking into the unknown room.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p67" shownumber="no">
      It was a third oblong cell exactly like the other two except that it was
      doorless, and except that on one of the walls was painted a large black A
      like the B and C outside their own doors. The letter in this case was not
      painted outside, because this prison had no outside.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p68" shownumber="no">
      On the same kind of tiled floor, of which the monotonous squares had
      maddened Turnbull's eye and brain, was sitting a figure which was
      startlingly short even for a child, only that the enormous head was ringed
      with hair of a frosty grey. The figure was draped, both insecurely and
      insufficiently, in what looked like the remains of a brown flannel
      dressing-gown; an emptied cup of cocoa stood on the floor beside it, and
      the creature had his big grey head cocked at a particular angle of inquiry
      or attention which amid all that gathering gloom and mystery struck one as
      comic if not cocksure.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p69" shownumber="no">
      After six still seconds Turnbull could stand it no longer, but called out
      to the dwarfish thing—in what words heaven knows. The thing got up
      with the promptitude of an animal, and turning round offered the spectacle
      of two owlish eyes and a huge grey-and-white beard not unlike the plumage
      of an owl. This extraordinary beard covered him literally to his feet (not
      that that was very far), and perhaps it was as well that it did, for
      portions of his remaining clothing seemed to fall off whenever he moved.
      One talks trivially of a face like parchment, but this old man's face was
      so wrinkled that it was like a parchment loaded with hieroglyphics. The
      lines of his face were so deep and complex that one could see five or ten
      different faces besides the real one, as one can see them in an elaborate
      wall-paper. And yet while his face seemed like a scripture older than the
      gods, his eyes were quite bright, blue, and startled like those of a baby.
      They looked as if they had only an instant before been fitted into his
      head.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p70" shownumber="no">
      Everything depended so obviously upon whether this buried monster spoke
      that Turnbull did not know or care whether he himself had spoken. He said
      something or nothing. And then he waited for this dwarfish voice that had
      been hidden under the mountains of the world. At last it did speak, and
      spoke in English, with a foreign accent that was neither Latin nor
      Teutonic. He suddenly stretched out a long and very dirty forefinger, and
      cried in a voice of clear recognition, like a child's: "That's a hole."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p71" shownumber="no">
      He digested the discovery for some seconds, sucking his finger, and then
      he cried, with a crow of laughter: "And that's a head come through it."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p72" shownumber="no">
      The hilarious energy in this idiot attitude gave Turnbull another sick
      turn. He had grown to tolerate those dreary and mumbling madmen who
      trailed themselves about the beautiful asylum gardens. But there was
      something new and subversive of the universe in the combination of so much
      cheerful decision with a body without a brain.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p73" shownumber="no">
      "Why did they put you in such a place?" he asked at last with
      embarrassment.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p74" shownumber="no">
      "Good place. Yes," said the old man, nodding a great many times and
      beaming like a flattered landlord. "Good shape. Long and narrow, with a
      point. Like this," and he made lovingly with his hands a map of the room
      in the air.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p75" shownumber="no">
      "But that's not the best," he added, confidentially. "Squares very good; I
      have a nice long holiday, and can count them. But that's not the best."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p76" shownumber="no">
      "What is the best?" asked Turnbull in great distress.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p77" shownumber="no">
      "Spike is the best," said the old man, opening his blue eyes blazing; "it
      sticks out."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p78" shownumber="no">
      The words Turnbull spoke broke out of him in pure pity. "Can't we do
      anything for you?" he said.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p79" shownumber="no">
      "I am very happy," said the other, alphabetically. "You are a good man.
      Can I help you?"
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p80" shownumber="no">
      "No, I don't think you can, sir," said Turnbull with rough pathos; "I am
      glad you are contented at least."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p81" shownumber="no">
      The weird old person opened his broad blue eyes and fixed Turnbull with a
      stare extraordinarily severe. "You are quite sure," he said, "I cannot
      help you?"
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p82" shownumber="no">
      "Quite sure, thank you," said Turnbull with broken brevity. "Good day."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p83" shownumber="no">
      Then he turned to MacIan who was standing close behind him, and whose
      face, now familiar in all its moods, told him easily that Evan had heard
      the whole of the strange dialogue.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p84" shownumber="no">
      "Curse those cruel beasts!" cried Turnbull. "They've turned him to an
      imbecile just by burying him alive. His brain's like a pin-point now."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p85" shownumber="no">
      "You are sure he is a lunatic?" said Evan, slowly.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p86" shownumber="no">
      "Not a lunatic," said Turnbull, "an idiot. He just points to things and
      says that they stick out."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p87" shownumber="no">
      "He had a notion that he could help us," said MacIan moodily, and began to
      pace towards the other end of his cell.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p88" shownumber="no">
      "Yes, it was a bit pathetic," assented Turnbull; "such a Thing offering
      help, and besides—— Hallo! Hallo! What's the matter?"
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p89" shownumber="no">
      "God Almighty guide us all!" said MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p90" shownumber="no">
      He was standing heavy and still at the other end of the room and staring
      quietly at the door which for thirty days had sealed them up from the sun.
      Turnbull, following the other's eye, stared at the door likewise, and then
      he also uttered an exclamation. The iron door was standing about an inch
      and a half open.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p91" shownumber="no">
      "He said——" began Evan, in a trembling voice—"he offered——"
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p92" shownumber="no">
      "Come along, you fool!" shouted Turnbull with a sudden and furious energy.
      "I see it all now, and it's the best stroke of luck in the world. You
      pulled out that iron handle that had screwed up his cell, and it somehow
      altered the machinery and opened all the doors."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p93" shownumber="no">
      Seizing MacIan by the elbow he bundled him bodily out into the open
      corridor and ran him on till they saw daylight through a half-darkened
      window.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p94" shownumber="no">
      "All the same," said Evan, like one answering in an ordinary conversation,
      "he did ask you whether he could help you."
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p95" shownumber="no">
      All this wilderness of windowless passages was so built into the heart of
      that fortress of fear that it seemed more than an hour before the
      fugitives had any good glimpse of the outer world. They did not even know
      what hour of the day it was; and when, turning a corner, they saw the bare
      tunnel of the corridor end abruptly in a shining square of garden, the
      grass burning in that strong evening sunshine which makes it burnished
      gold rather than green, the abrupt opening on to the earth seemed like a
      hole knocked in the wall of heaven. Only once or twice in life is it
      permitted to a man thus to see the very universe from outside, and feel
      existence itself as an adorable adventure not yet begun. As they found
      this shining escape out of that hellish labyrinth they both had
      simultaneously the sensation of being babes unborn, of being asked by God
      if they would like to live upon the earth. They were looking in at one of
      the seven gates of Eden.
    </p>
    <p id="xviii-p96" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull was the first to leap into the garden, with an earth-spurning
      leap like that of one who could really spread his wings and fly. MacIan,
      who came an instant after, was less full of mere animal gusto and fuller
      of a more fearful and quivering pleasure in the clear and innocent flower
      colours and the high and holy trees. With one bound they were in that cool
      and cleared landscape, and they found just outside the door the black-clad
      gentleman with the cloven chin smilingly regarding them; and his chin
      seemed to grow longer and longer as he smiled.
    </p>
</div1>

    <div1 id="xix" next="xx" prev="xviii" title="XVIII. A Riddle of Faces">
    <h2 id="xix-p0.1">
      XVIII. A RIDDLE OF FACES
    </h2>
    <p id="xix-p1" shownumber="no">
      Just behind him stood two other doctors: one, the familiar Dr. Quayle, of
      the blinking eyes and bleating voice; the other, a more commonplace but
      much more forcible figure, a stout young doctor with short, well-brushed
      hair and a round but resolute face. At the sight of the escape these two
      subordinates uttered a cry and sprang forward, but their superior remained
      motionless and smiling, and somehow the lack of his support seemed to
      arrest and freeze them in the very gesture of pursuit.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p2" shownumber="no">
      "Let them be," he cried in a voice that cut like a blade of ice; and not
      only of ice, but of some awful primordial ice that had never been water.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p3" shownumber="no">
      "I want no devoted champions," said the cutting voice; "even the folly of
      one's friends bores one at last. You don't suppose I should have let these
      lunatics out of their cells without good reason. I have the best and
      fullest reason. They can be let out of their cell today, because today the
      whole world has become their cell. I will have no more medieval mummery of
      chains and doors. Let them wander about the earth as they wandered about
      this garden, and I shall still be their easy master. Let them take the
      wings of the morning and abide in the uttermost parts of the sea—I
      am there. Whither shall they go from my presence and whither shall they
      flee from my spirit? Courage, Dr. Quayle, and do not be downhearted; the
      real days of tyranny are only beginning on this earth."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p4" shownumber="no">
      And with that the Master laughed and swung away from them, almost as if
      his laugh was a bad thing for people to see.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p5" shownumber="no">
      "Might I speak to you a moment?" said Turnbull, stepping forward with a
      respectful resolution. But the shoulders of the Master only seemed to take
      on a new and unexpected angle of mockery as he strode away.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p6" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull swung round with great abruptness to the other two doctors, and
      said, harshly: "What in snakes does he mean—and who are you?"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p7" shownumber="no">
      "My name is Hutton," said the short, stout man, "and I am—well, one
      of those whose business it is to uphold this establishment."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p8" shownumber="no">
      "My name is Turnbull," said the other; "I am one of those whose business
      it is to tear it to the ground."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p9" shownumber="no">
      The small doctor smiled, and Turnbull's anger seemed suddenly to steady
      him.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p10" shownumber="no">
      "But I don't want to talk about that," he said, calmly; "I only want to
      know what the Master of this asylum really means."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p11" shownumber="no">
      Dr. Hutton's smile broke into a laugh which, short as it was, had the
      suspicion of a shake in it. "I suppose you think that quite a simple
      question," he said.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p12" shownumber="no">
      "I think it a plain question," said Turnbull, "and one that deserves a
      plain answer. Why did the Master lock us up in a couple of cupboards like
      jars of pickles for a mortal month, and why does he now let us walk free
      in the garden again?"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p13" shownumber="no">
      "I understand," said Hutton, with arched eyebrows, "that your complaint is
      that you are now free to walk in the garden."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p14" shownumber="no">
      "My complaint is," said Turnbull, stubbornly, "that if I am fit to walk
      freely now, I have been as fit for the last month. No one has examined me,
      no one has come near me. Your chief says that I am only free because he
      has made other arrangements. What are those arrangements?"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p15" shownumber="no">
      The young man with the round face looked down for a little while and
      smoked reflectively. The other and elder doctor had gone pacing nervously
      by himself upon the lawn. At length the round face was lifted again, and
      showed two round blue eyes with a certain frankness in them.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p16" shownumber="no">
      "Well, I don't see that it can do any harm to tell you know," he said.
      "You were shut up just then because it was just during that month that the
      Master was bringing off his big scheme. He was getting his bill through
      Parliament, and organizing the new medical police. But of course you
      haven't heard of all that; in fact, you weren't meant to."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p17" shownumber="no">
      "Heard of all what?" asked the impatient inquirer.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p18" shownumber="no">
      "There's a new law now, and the asylum powers are greatly extended. Even
      if you did escape now, any policeman would take you up in the next town if
      you couldn't show a certificate of sanity from us."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p19" shownumber="no">
      "Well," continued Dr. Hutton, "the Master described before both Houses of
      Parliament the real scientific objection to all existing legislation about
      lunacy. As he very truly said, the mistake was in supposing insanity to be
      merely an exception or an extreme. Insanity, like forgetfulness, is simply
      a quality which enters more or less into all human beings; and for
      practical purposes it is more necessary to know whose mind is really
      trustworthy than whose has some accidental taint. We have therefore
      reversed the existing method, and people now have to prove that they are
      sane. In the first village you entered, the village constable would notice
      that you were not wearing on the left lapel of your coat the small pewter
      S which is now necessary to any one who walks about beyond asylum bounds
      or outside asylum hours."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p20" shownumber="no">
      "You mean to say," said Turnbull, "that this was what the Master of the
      asylum urged before the House of Commons?"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p21" shownumber="no">
      Dr. Hutton nodded with gravity.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p22" shownumber="no">
      "And you mean to say," cried Turnbull, with a vibrant snort, "that that
      proposal was passed in an assembly that calls itself democratic?"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p23" shownumber="no">
      The doctor showed his whole row of teeth in a smile. "Oh, the assembly
      calls itself Socialist now," he said, "But we explained to them that this
      was a question for men of science."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p24" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull gave one stamp upon the gravel, then pulled himself together, and
      resumed: "But why should your infernal head medicine-man lock us up in
      separate cells while he was turning England into a madhouse? I'm not the
      Prime Minister; we're not the House of Lords."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p25" shownumber="no">
      "He wasn't afraid of the Prime Minister," replied Dr. Hutton; "he isn't
      afraid of the House of Lords. But——"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p26" shownumber="no">
      "Well?" inquired Turnbull, stamping again.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p27" shownumber="no">
      "He is afraid of you," said Hutton, simply. "Why, didn't you know?"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p28" shownumber="no">
      MacIan, who had not spoken yet, made one stride forward and stood with
      shaking limbs and shining eyes.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p29" shownumber="no">
      "He was afraid!" began Evan, thickly. "You mean to say that we——"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p30" shownumber="no">
      "I mean to say the plain truth now that the danger is over," said Hutton,
      calmly; "most certainly you two were the only people he ever was afraid
      of." Then he added in a low but not inaudible voice: "Except one—whom
      he feared worse, and has buried deeper."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p31" shownumber="no">
      "Come away," cried MacIan, "this has to be thought about."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p32" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull followed him in silence as he strode away, but just before he
      vanished, turned and spoke again to the doctors.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p33" shownumber="no">
      "But what has got hold of people?" he asked, abruptly. "Why should all
      England have gone dotty on the mere subject of dottiness?"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p34" shownumber="no">
      Dr. Hutton smiled his open smile once more and bowed slightly. "As to that
      also," he replied, "I don't want to make you vain."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p35" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull swung round without a word, and he and his companion were lost in
      the lustrous leafage of the garden. They noticed nothing special about the
      scene, except that the garden seemed more exquisite than ever in the
      deepening sunset, and that there seemed to be many more people, whether
      patients or attendants, walking about in it.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p36" shownumber="no">
      From behind the two black-coated doctors as they stood on the lawn another
      figure somewhat similarly dressed strode hurriedly past them, having also
      grizzled hair and an open flapping frock-coat. Both his decisive step and
      dapper black array marked him out as another medical man, or at least a
      man in authority, and as he passed Turnbull the latter was aroused by a
      strong impression of having seen the man somewhere before. It was no one
      that he knew well, yet he was certain that it was someone at whom he had
      at sometime or other looked steadily. It was neither the face of a friend
      nor of an enemy; it aroused neither irritation nor tenderness, yet it was
      a face which had for some reason been of great importance in his life.
      Turning and returning, and making detours about the garden, he managed to
      study the man's face again and again—a moustached, somewhat military
      face with a monocle, the sort of face that is aristocratic without being
      distinguished. Turnbull could not remember any particular doctors in his
      decidedly healthy existence. Was the man a long-lost uncle, or was he only
      somebody who had sat opposite him regularly in a railway train? At that
      moment the man knocked down his own eye-glass with a gesture of annoyance;
      Turnbull remembered the gesture, and the truth sprang up solid in front of
      him. The man with the moustaches was Cumberland Vane, the London police
      magistrate before whom he and MacIan had once stood on their trial. The
      magistrate must have been transferred to some other official duties—to
      something connected with the inspection of asylums.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p37" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull's heart gave a leap of excitement which was half hope. As a
      magistrate Mr. Cumberland Vane had been somewhat careless and shallow, but
      certainly kindly, and not inaccessible to common sense so long as it was
      put to him in strictly conventional language. He was at least an authority
      of a more human and refreshing sort than the crank with the wagging beard
      or the fiend with the forked chin.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p38" shownumber="no">
      He went straight up to the magistrate, and said: "Good evening, Mr. Vane;
      I doubt if you remember me."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p39" shownumber="no">
      Cumberland Vane screwed the eye-glass into his scowling face for an
      instant, and then said curtly but not uncivilly: "Yes, I remember you,
      sir; assault or battery, wasn't it?—a fellow broke your window. A
      tall fellow—McSomething—case made rather a noise afterwards."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p40" shownumber="no">
      "MacIan is the name, sir," said Turnbull, respectfully; "I have him here
      with me."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p41" shownumber="no">
      "Eh!" said Vane very sharply. "Confound him! Has he got anything to do
      with this game?"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p42" shownumber="no">
      "Mr. Vane," said Turnbull, pacifically, "I will not pretend that either he
      or I acted quite decorously on that occasion. You were very lenient with
      us, and did not treat us as criminals when you very well might. So I am
      sure you will give us your testimony that, even if we were criminals, we
      are not lunatics in any legal or medical sense whatever. I am sure you
      will use your influence for us."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p43" shownumber="no">
      "My influence!" repeated the magistrate, with a slight start. "I don't
      quite understand you."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p44" shownumber="no">
      "I don't know in what capacity you are here," continued Turnbull, gravely,
      "but a legal authority of your distinction must certainly be here in an
      important one. Whether you are visiting and inspecting the place, or
      attached to it as some kind of permanent legal adviser, your opinion must
      still——"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p45" shownumber="no">
      Cumberland Vane exploded with a detonation of oaths; his face was
      transfigured with fury and contempt, and yet in some odd way he did not
      seem specially angry with Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p46" shownumber="no">
      "But Lord bless us and save us!" he gasped, at length; "I'm not here as an
      official at all. I'm here as a patient. The cursed pack of rat-catching
      chemists all say that I've lost my wits."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p47" shownumber="no">
      "You!" cried Turnbull with terrible emphasis. "You! Lost your wits!"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p48" shownumber="no">
      In the rush of his real astonishment at this towering unreality Turnbull
      almost added: "Why, you haven't got any to lose." But he fortunately
      remembered the remains of his desperate diplomacy.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p49" shownumber="no">
      "This can't go on," he said, positively. "Men like MacIan and I may suffer
      unjustly all our lives, but a man like you must have influence."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p50" shownumber="no">
      "There is only one man who has any influence in England now," said Vane,
      and his high voice fell to a sudden and convincing quietude.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p51" shownumber="no">
      "Whom do you mean?" asked Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p52" shownumber="no">
      "I mean that cursed fellow with the long split chin," said the other.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p53" shownumber="no">
      "Is it really true," asked Turnbull, "that he has been allowed to buy up
      and control such a lot? What put the country into such a state?"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p54" shownumber="no">
      Mr. Cumberland Vane laughed outright. "What put the country into such a
      state?" he asked. "Why, you did. When you were fool enough to agree to
      fight MacIan, after all, everybody was ready to believe that the Bank of
      England might paint itself pink with white spots."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p55" shownumber="no">
      "I don't understand," answered Turnbull. "Why should you be surprised at
      my fighting? I hope I have always fought."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p56" shownumber="no">
      "Well," said Cumberland Vane, airily, "you didn't believe in religion, you
      see—so we thought you were safe at any rate. You went further in
      your language than most of us wanted to go; no good in just hurting one's
      mother's feelings, I think. But of course we all knew you were right, and,
      really, we relied on you."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p57" shownumber="no">
      "Did you?" said the editor of <i>The Atheist</i> with a bursting heart. "I
      am sorry you did not tell me so at the time."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p58" shownumber="no">
      He walked away very rapidly and flung himself on a garden seat, and for
      some six minutes his own wrongs hid from him the huge and hilarious fact
      that Cumberland Vane had been locked up as a lunatic.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p59" shownumber="no">
      The garden of the madhouse was so perfectly planned, and answered so
      exquisitely to every hour of daylight, that one could almost fancy that
      the sunlight was caught there tangled in its tinted trees, as the wise men
      of Gotham tried to chain the spring to a bush. Or it seemed as if this
      ironic paradise still kept its unique dawn or its special sunset while the
      rest of the earthly globe rolled through its ordinary hours. There was one
      evening, or late afternoon, in particular, which Evan MacIan will remember
      in the last moments of death. It was what artists call a daffodil sky, but
      it is coarsened even by reference to a daffodil. It was of that innocent
      lonely yellow which has never heard of orange, though it might turn quite
      unconsciously into green. Against it the tops, one might say the turrets,
      of the clipt and ordered trees were outlined in that shade of veiled
      violet which tints the tops of lavender. A white early moon was hardly
      traceable upon that delicate yellow. MacIan, I say, will remember this
      tender and transparent evening, partly because of its virgin gold and
      silver, and partly because he passed beneath it through the most horrible
      instant of his life.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p60" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull was sitting on his seat on the lawn, and the golden evening
      impressed even his positive nature, as indeed it might have impressed the
      oxen in a field. He was shocked out of his idle mood of awe by seeing
      MacIan break from behind the bushes and run across the lawn with an action
      he had never seen in the man before, with all his experience of the
      eccentric humours of this Celt. MacIan fell on the bench, shaking it so
      that it rattled, and gripped it with his knees like one in dreadful pain
      of body. That particular run and tumble is typical only of a man who has
      been hit by some sudden and incurable evil, who is bitten by a viper or
      condemned to be hanged. Turnbull looked up in the white face of his friend
      and enemy, and almost turned cold at what he saw there. He had seen the
      blue but gloomy eyes of the western Highlander troubled by as many
      tempests as his own west Highland seas, but there had always been a fixed
      star of faith behind the storms. Now the star had gone out, and there was
      only misery.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p61" shownumber="no">
      Yet MacIan had the strength to answer the question where Turnbull, taken
      by surprise, had not the strength to ask it.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p62" shownumber="no">
      "They are right, they are right!" he cried. "O my God! they are right,
      Turnbull. I ought to be here!"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p63" shownumber="no">
      He went on with shapeless fluency as if he no longer had the heart to
      choose or check his speech. "I suppose I ought to have guessed long ago—all
      my big dreams and schemes—and everyone being against us—but I
      was stuck up, you know."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p64" shownumber="no">
      "Do tell me about it, really," cried the atheist, and, faced with the
      furnace of the other's pain, he did not notice that he spoke with the
      affection of a father.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p65" shownumber="no">
      "I am mad, Turnbull," said Evan, with a dead clearness of speech, and
      leant back against the garden seat.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p66" shownumber="no">
      "Nonsense," said the other, clutching at the obvious cue of benevolent
      brutality, "this is one of your silly moods."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p67" shownumber="no">
      MacIan shook his head. "I know enough about myself," he said, "to allow
      for any mood, though it opened heaven or hell. But to see things—to
      see them walking solid in the sun—things that can't be there—real
      mystics never do that, Turnbull."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p68" shownumber="no">
      "What things?" asked the other, incredulously.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p69" shownumber="no">
      MacIan lowered his voice. "I saw <i>her</i>," he said, "three minutes ago—walking
      here in this hell yard."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p70" shownumber="no">
      Between trying to look scornful and really looking startled, Turnbull's
      face was confused enough to emit no speech, and Evan went on in monotonous
      sincerity:
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p71" shownumber="no">
      "I saw her walk behind those blessed trees against that holy sky of gold
      as plain as I can see her whenever I shut my eyes. I did shut them, and
      opened them again, and she was still there—that is, of course, she
      wasn't—— She still had a little fur round her neck, but her
      dress was a shade brighter than when I really saw her."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p72" shownumber="no">
      "My dear fellow," cried Turnbull, rallying a hearty laugh, "the fancies
      have really got hold of you. You mistook some other poor girl here for
      her."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p73" shownumber="no">
      "Mistook some other——" said MacIan, and words failed him
      altogether.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p74" shownumber="no">
      They sat for some moments in the mellow silence of the evening garden, a
      silence that was stifling for the sceptic, but utterly empty and final for
      the man of faith. At last he broke out again with the words: "Well,
      anyhow, if I'm mad, I'm glad I'm mad on that."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p75" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull murmured some clumsy deprecation, and sat stolidly smoking to
      collect his thoughts; the next instant he had all his nerves engaged in
      the mere effort to sit still.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p76" shownumber="no">
      Across the clear space of cold silver and a pale lemon sky which was left
      by the gap in the ilex-trees there passed a slim, dark figure, a profile
      and the poise of a dark head like a bird's, which really pinned him to his
      seat with the point of coincidence. With an effort he got to his feet, and
      said with a voice of affected insouciance: "By George! MacIan, she is
      uncommonly like——"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p77" shownumber="no">
      "What!" cried MacIan, with a leap of eagerness that was heart-breaking,
      "do you see her, too?" And the blaze came back into the centre of his
      eyes.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p78" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull's tawny eyebrows were pulled together with a peculiar frown of
      curiosity, and all at once he walked quickly across the lawn. MacIan sat
      rigid, but peered after him with open and parched lips. He saw the sight
      which either proved him sane or proved the whole universe half-witted; he
      saw the man of flesh approach that beautiful phantom, saw their gestures
      of recognition, and saw them against the sunset joining hands.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p79" shownumber="no">
      He could stand it no longer, but ran across to the path, turned the corner
      and saw standing quite palpable in the evening sunlight, talking with a
      casual grace to Turnbull, the face and figure which had filled his
      midnights with frightfully vivid or desperately half-forgotten features.
      She advanced quite pleasantly and coolly, and put out her hand. The moment
      that he touched it he knew that he was sane even if the solar system was
      crazy.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p80" shownumber="no">
      She was entirely elegant and unembarrassed. That is the awful thing about
      women—they refuse to be emotional at emotional moments, upon some
      such ludicrous pretext as there being someone else there. But MacIan was
      in a condition of criticism much less than the average masculine one,
      being in fact merely overturned by the rushing riddle of the events.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p81" shownumber="no">
      Evan does not know to this day what particular question he asked, but he
      vividly remembers that she answered, and every line or fluctuation of her
      face as she said it.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p82" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, don't you know?" she said, smiling, and suddenly lifting her level
      brown eyebrows. "Haven't you heard the news? I'm a lunatic."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p83" shownumber="no">
      Then she added after a short pause, and with a sort of pride: "I've got a
      certificate."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p84" shownumber="no">
      Her manner, by the matchless social stoicism of her sex, was entirely
      suited to a drawing-room, but Evan's reply fell somewhat far short of such
      a standard, as he only said: "What the devil in hell does all this
      nonsense mean?"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p85" shownumber="no">
      "Really," said the young lady, and laughed.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p86" shownumber="no">
      "I beg your pardon," said the unhappy young man, rather wildly, "but what
      I mean is, why are you here in an asylum?"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p87" shownumber="no">
      The young woman broke again into one of the maddening and mysterious
      laughs of femininity. Then she composed her features, and replied with
      equal dignity: "Well, if it comes to that, why are you?"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p88" shownumber="no">
      The fact that Turnbull had strolled away and was investigating
      rhododendrons may have been due to Evan's successful prayers to the other
      world, or possibly to his own pretty successful experience of this one.
      But though they two were as isolated as a new Adam and Eve in a pretty
      ornamental Eden, the lady did not relax by an inch the rigour of her
      badinage.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p89" shownumber="no">
      "I am locked up in the madhouse," said Evan, with a sort of stiff pride,
      "because I tried to keep my promise to you."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p90" shownumber="no">
      "Quite so," answered the inexplicable lady, nodding with a perfectly
      blazing smile, "and I am locked up because it was to me you promised."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p91" shownumber="no">
      "It is outrageous!" cried Evan; "it is impossible!"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p92" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, you can see my certificate if you like," she replied with some
      hauteur.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p93" shownumber="no">
      MacIan stared at her and then at his boots, and then at the sky and then
      at her again. He was quite sure now that he himself was not mad, and the
      fact rather added to his perplexity.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p94" shownumber="no">
      Then he drew nearer to her, and said in a dry and dreadful voice: "Oh,
      don't condescend to play the fool with such a fool as me. Are you really
      locked up here as a patient—because you helped us to escape?"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p95" shownumber="no">
      "Yes," she said, still smiling, but her steady voice had a shake in it.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p96" shownumber="no">
      Evan flung his big elbow across his forehead and burst into tears.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p97" shownumber="no">
      The pure lemon of the sky faded into purer white as the great sunset
      silently collapsed. The birds settled back into the trees; the moon began
      to glow with its own light. Mr. James Turnbull continued his botanical
      researches into the structure of the rhododendron. But the lady did not
      move an inch until Evan had flung up his face again; and when he did he
      saw by the last gleam of sunlight that it was not only his face that was
      wet.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p98" shownumber="no">
      Mr. James Turnbull had all his life professed a profound interest in
      physical science, and the phenomena of a good garden were really a
      pleasure to him; but after three-quarters of an hour or so even the
      apostle of science began to find rhododendrus a bore, and was somewhat
      relieved when an unexpected development of events obliged him to transfer
      his researches to the equally interesting subject of hollyhocks, which
      grew some fifty feet farther along the path. The ostensible cause of his
      removal was the unexpected reappearance of his two other acquaintances
      walking and talking laboriously along the way, with the black head bent
      close to the brown one. Even hollyhocks detained Turnbull but a short
      time. Having rapidly absorbed all the important principles affecting the
      growth of those vegetables, he jumped over a flower-bed and walked back
      into the building. The other two came up along the slow course of the path
      talking and talking. No one but God knows what they said (for they
      certainly have forgotten), and if I remembered it I would not repeat it.
      When they parted at the head of the walk she put out her hand again in the
      same well-bred way, although it trembled; he seemed to restrain a gesture
      as he let it fall.
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p99" shownumber="no">
      "If it is really always to be like this," he said, thickly, "it would not
      matter if we were here for ever."
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p100" shownumber="no">
      "You tried to kill yourself four times for me," she said, unsteadily, "and
      I have been chained up as a madwoman for you. I really think that after
      that——"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p101" shownumber="no">
      "Yes, I know," said Evan in a low voice, looking down. "After that we
      belong to each other. We are sort of sold to each other—until the
      stars fall." Then he looked up suddenly, and said: "By the way, what is
      your name?"
    </p>
    <p id="xix-p102" shownumber="no">
      "My name is Beatrice Drake," she replied with complete gravity. "You can
      see it on my certificate of lunacy."
    </p>
</div1>

    <div1 id="xx" next="xxi" prev="xix" title="XIX. The Last Parley">
    <h2 id="xx-p0.1">
      XIX. THE LAST PARLEY
    </h2>
    <p id="xx-p1" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull walked away, wildly trying to explain to himself the presence of
      two personal acquaintances so different as Vane and the girl. As he
      skirted a low hedge of laurel, an enormously tall young man leapt over it,
      stood in front of him, and almost fell on his neck as if seeking to
      embrace him.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p2" shownumber="no">
      "Don't you know me?" almost sobbed the young man, who was in the highest
      spirits. "Ain't I written on your heart, old boy? I say, what did you do
      with my yacht?"
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p3" shownumber="no">
      "Take your arms off my neck," said Turnbull, irritably. "Are you mad?"
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p4" shownumber="no">
      The young man sat down on the gravel path and went into ecstasies of
      laughter. "No, that's just the fun of it—I'm not mad," he replied.
      "They've shut me up in this place, and I'm not mad." And he went off again
      into mirth as innocent as wedding-bells.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p5" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull, whose powers of surprise were exhausted, rolled his round grey
      eyes and said, "Mr. Wilkinson, I think," because he could not think of
      anything else to say.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p6" shownumber="no">
      The tall man sitting on the gravel bowed with urbanity, and said: "Quite
      at your service. Not to be confused with the Wilkinsons of Cumberland; and
      as I say, old boy, what have you done with my yacht? You see, they've
      locked me up here—in this garden—and a yacht would be a sort
      of occupation for an unmarried man."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p7" shownumber="no">
      "I am really horribly sorry," began Turnbull, in the last stage of bated
      bewilderment and exasperation, "but really——"
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p8" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, I can see you can't have it on you at the moment," said Mr. Wilkinson
      with much intellectual magnanimity.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p9" shownumber="no">
      "Well, the fact is——" began Turnbull again, and then the
      phrase was frozen on his mouth, for round the corner came the goatlike
      face and gleaming eye-glasses of Dr. Quayle.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p10" shownumber="no">
      "Ah, my dear Mr. Wilkinson," said the doctor, as if delighted at a
      coincidence; "and Mr. Turnbull, too. Why, I want to speak to Mr.
      Turnbull."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p11" shownumber="no">
      Mr. Turnbull made some movement rather of surrender than assent, and the
      doctor caught it up exquisitely, showing even more of his two front teeth.
      "I am sure Mr. Wilkinson will excuse us a moment." And with flying
      frock-coat he led Turnbull rapidly round the corner of a path.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p12" shownumber="no">
      "My dear sir," he said, in a quite affectionate manner, "I do not mind
      telling you—you are such a very hopeful case—you understand so
      well the scientific point of view; and I don't like to see you bothered by
      the really hopeless cases. They are monotonous and maddening. The man you
      have just been talking to, poor fellow, is one of the strongest cases of
      pure <i>idee fixe</i> that we have. It's very sad, and I'm afraid utterly
      incurable. He keeps on telling everybody"—and the doctor lowered his
      voice confidentially—"he tells everybody that two people have taken
      is yacht. His account of how he lost it is quite incoherent."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p13" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull stamped his foot on the gravel path, and called out: "Oh, I can't
      stand this. Really——"
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p14" shownumber="no">
      "I know, I know," said the psychologist, mournfully; "it is a most
      melancholy case, and also fortunately a very rare one. It is so rare, in
      fact, that in one classification of these maladies it is entered under a
      heading by itself—Perdinavititis, mental inflammation creating the
      impression that one has lost a ship. Really," he added, with a kind of
      half-embarrassed guilt, "it's rather a feather in my cap. I discovered the
      only existing case of perdinavititis."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p15" shownumber="no">
      "But this won't do, doctor," said Turnbull, almost tearing his hair, "this
      really won't do. The man really did lose a ship. Indeed, not to put too
      fine a point on it, I took his ship."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p16" shownumber="no">
      Dr. Quayle swung round for an instant so that his silk-lined overcoat
      rustled, and stared singularly at Turnbull. Then he said with hurried
      amiability: "Why, of course you did. Quite so, quite so," and with
      courteous gestures went striding up the garden path. Under the first
      laburnum-tree he stopped, however, and pulling out his pencil and notebook
      wrote down feverishly: "Singular development in the Elenthero-maniac,
      Turnbull. Sudden manifestation of Rapinavititis—the delusion that
      one has stolen a ship. First case ever recorded."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p17" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull stood for an instant staggered into stillness. Then he ran raging
      round the garden to find MacIan, just as a husband, even a bad husband,
      will run raging to find his wife if he is full of a furious query. He
      found MacIan stalking moodily about the half-lit garden, after his
      extraordinary meeting with Beatrice. No one who saw his slouching stride
      and sunken head could have known that his soul was in the seventh heaven
      of ecstasy. He did not think; he did not even very definitely desire. He
      merely wallowed in memories, chiefly in material memories; words said with
      a certain cadence or trivial turns of the neck or wrist. Into the middle
      of his stationary and senseless enjoyment were thrust abruptly the
      projecting elbow and the projecting red beard of Turnbull. MacIan stepped
      back a little, and the soul in his eyes came very slowly to its windows.
      When James Turnbull had the glittering sword-point planted upon his breast
      he was in far less danger. For three pulsating seconds after the
      interruption MacIan was in a mood to have murdered his father.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p18" shownumber="no">
      And yet his whole emotional anger fell from him when he saw Turnbull's
      face, in which the eyes seemed to be bursting from the head like bullets.
      All the fire and fragrance even of young and honourable love faded for a
      moment before that stiff agony of interrogation.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p19" shownumber="no">
      "Are you hurt, Turnbull?" he asked, anxiously.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p20" shownumber="no">
      "I am dying," answered the other quite calmly. "I am in the quite literal
      sense of the words dying to know something. I want to know what all this
      can possibly mean."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p21" shownumber="no">
      MacIan did not answer, and he continued with asperity: "You are still
      thinking about that girl, but I tell you the whole thing is incredible.
      She's not the only person here. I've met the fellow Wilkinson, whose yacht
      we lost. I've met the very magistrate you were hauled up to when you broke
      my window. What can it mean—meeting all these old people again? One
      never meets such old friends again except in a dream."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p22" shownumber="no">
      Then after a silence he cried with a rending sincerity: "Are you really
      there, Evan? Have you ever been really there? Am I simply dreaming?"
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p23" shownumber="no">
      MacIan had been listening with a living silence to every word, and now his
      face flamed with one of his rare revelations of life.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p24" shownumber="no">
      "No, you good atheist," he cried; "no, you clean, courteous, reverent,
      pious old blasphemer. No, you are not dreaming—you are waking up."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p25" shownumber="no">
      "What do you mean?"
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p26" shownumber="no">
      "There are two states where one meets so many old friends," said MacIan;
      "one is a dream, the other is the end of the world."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p27" shownumber="no">
      "And you say——"
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p28" shownumber="no">
      "I say this is not a dream," said Evan in a ringing voice.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p29" shownumber="no">
      "You really mean to suggest——" began Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p30" shownumber="no">
      "Be silent! or I shall say it all wrong," said MacIan, breathing hard.
      "It's hard to explain, anyhow. An apocalypse is the opposite of a dream. A
      dream is falser than the outer life. But the end of the world is more
      actual than the world it ends. I don't say this is really the end of the
      world, but it's something like that—it's the end of something. All
      the people are crowding into one corner. Everything is coming to a point."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p31" shownumber="no">
      "What is the point?" asked Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p32" shownumber="no">
      "I can't see it," said Evan; "it is too large and plain."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p33" shownumber="no">
      Then after a silence he said: "I can't see it—and yet I will try to
      describe it. Turnbull, three days ago I saw quite suddenly that our duel
      was not right after all."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p34" shownumber="no">
      "Three days ago!" repeated Turnbull. "When and why did this illumination
      occur?"
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p35" shownumber="no">
      "I knew I was not quite right," answered Evan, "the moment I saw the round
      eyes of that old man in the cell."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p36" shownumber="no">
      "Old man in the cell!" repeated his wondering companion. "Do you mean the
      poor old idiot who likes spikes to stick out?"
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p37" shownumber="no">
      "Yes," said MacIan, after a slight pause, "I mean the poor old idiot who
      likes spikes to stick out. When I saw his eyes and heard his old croaking
      accent, I knew that it would not really have been right to kill you. It
      would have been a venial sin."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p38" shownumber="no">
      "I am much obliged," said Turnbull, gruffly.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p39" shownumber="no">
      "You must give me time," said MacIan, quite patiently, "for I am trying to
      tell the whole truth. I am trying to tell more of it than I know."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p40" shownumber="no">
      "So you see I confess"—he went on with laborious distinctness—"I
      confess that all the people who called our duel mad were right in a way. I
      would confess it to old Cumberland Vane and his eye-glass. I would confess
      it even to that old ass in brown flannel who talked to us about Love. Yes,
      they are right in a way. I am a little mad."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p41" shownumber="no">
      He stopped and wiped his brow as if he were literally doing heavy labour.
      Then he went on:
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p42" shownumber="no">
      "I am a little mad; but, after all, it is only a little madness. When
      hundreds of high-minded men had fought duels about a jostle with the elbow
      or the ace of spades, the whole world need not have gone wild over my one
      little wildness. Plenty of other people have killed themselves between
      then and now. But all England has gone into captivity in order to take us
      captive. All England has turned into a lunatic asylum in order to prove us
      lunatics. Compared with the general public, I might positively be called
      sane."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p43" shownumber="no">
      He stopped again, and went on with the same air of travailing with the
      truth:
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p44" shownumber="no">
      "When I saw that, I saw everything; I saw the Church and the world. The
      Church in its earthly action has really touched morbid things—tortures
      and bleeding visions and blasts of extermination. The Church has had her
      madnesses, and I am one of them. I am the massacre of St. Bartholomew. I
      am the Inquisition of Spain. I do not say that we have never gone mad, but
      I say that we are fit to act as keepers to our enemies. Massacre is wicked
      even with a provocation, as in the Bartholomew. But your modern Nietzsche
      will tell you that massacre would be glorious without a provocation.
      Torture should be violently stopped, though the Church is doing it. But
      your modern Tolstoy will tell you that it ought not to be violently
      stopped whoever is doing it. In the long run, which is most mad—the
      Church or the world? Which is madder, the Spanish priest who permitted
      tyranny, or the Prussian sophist who admired it? Which is madder, the
      Russian priest who discourages righteous rebellion, or the Russian
      novelist who forbids it? That is the final and blasting test. The world
      left to itself grows wilder than any creed. A few days ago you and I were
      the maddest people in England. Now, by God! I believe we are the sanest.
      That is the only real question—whether the Church is really madder
      than the world. Let the rationalists run their own race, and let us see
      where <i>they</i> end. If the world has some healthy balance other than
      God, let the world find it. Does the world find it? Cut the world loose,"
      he cried with a savage gesture. "Does the world stand on its own end? Does
      it stand, or does it stagger?"
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p45" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull remained silent, and MacIan said to him, looking once more at the
      earth: "It staggers, Turnbull. It cannot stand by itself; you know it
      cannot. It has been the sorrow of your life. Turnbull, this garden is not
      a dream, but an apocalyptic fulfilment. This garden is the world gone
      mad."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p46" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull did not move his head, and he had been listening all the time;
      yet, somehow, the other knew that for the first time he was listening
      seriously.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p47" shownumber="no">
      "The world has gone mad," said MacIan, "and it has gone mad about Us. The
      world takes the trouble to make a big mistake about every little mistake
      made by the Church. That is why they have turned ten counties to a
      madhouse; that is why crowds of kindly people are poured into this filthy
      melting-pot. Now is the judgement of this world. The Prince of this World
      is judged, and he is judged exactly because he is judging. There is at
      last one simple solution to the quarrel between the ball and the cross——"
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p48" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull for the first time started.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p49" shownumber="no">
      "The ball and——" he repeated.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p50" shownumber="no">
      "What is the matter with you?" asked MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p51" shownumber="no">
      "I had a dream," said Turnbull, thickly and obscurely, "in which I saw the
      cross struck crooked and the ball secure——"
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p52" shownumber="no">
      "I had a dream," said MacIan, "in which I saw the cross erect and the ball
      invisible. They were both dreams from hell. There must be some round earth
      to plant the cross upon. But here is the awful difference—that the
      round world will not consent even to continue round. The astronomers are
      always telling us that it is shaped like an orange, or like an egg, or
      like a German sausage. They beat the old world about like a bladder and
      thump it into a thousand shapeless shapes. Turnbull, we cannot trust the
      ball to be always a ball; we cannot trust reason to be reasonable. In the
      end the great terrestrial globe will go quite lop-sided, and only the
      cross will stand upright."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p53" shownumber="no">
      There was a long silence, and then Turnbull said, hesitatingly: "Has it
      occurred to you that since—since those two dreams, or whatever they
      were——"
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p54" shownumber="no">
      "Well?" murmured MacIan.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p55" shownumber="no">
      "Since then," went on Turnbull, in the same low voice, "since then we have
      never even looked for our swords."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p56" shownumber="no">
      "You are right," answered Evan almost inaudibly. "We have found something
      which we both hate more than we ever hated each other, and I think I know
      its name."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p57" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull seemed to frown and flinch for a moment. "It does not much matter
      what you call it," he said, "so long as you keep out of its way."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p58" shownumber="no">
      The bushes broke and snapped abruptly behind them, and a very tall figure
      towered above Turnbull with an arrogant stoop and a projecting chin, a
      chin of which the shape showed queerly even in its shadow upon the path.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p59" shownumber="no">
      "You see that is not so easy," said MacIan between his teeth.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p60" shownumber="no">
      They looked up into the eyes of the Master, but looked only for a moment.
      The eyes were full of a frozen and icy wrath, a kind of utterly heartless
      hatred. His voice was for the first time devoid of irony. There was no
      more sarcasm in it than there is in an iron club.
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p61" shownumber="no">
      "You will be inside the building in three minutes," he said, with
      pulverizing precision, "or you will be fired on by the artillery at all
      the windows. There is too much talking in this garden; we intend to close
      it. You will be accommodated indoors."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p62" shownumber="no">
      "Ah!" said MacIan, with a long and satisfied sigh, "then I was right."
    </p>
    <p id="xx-p63" shownumber="no">
      And he turned his back and walked obediently towards the building.
      Turnbull seemed to canvass for a few minutes the notion of knocking the
      Master down, and then fell under the same almost fairy fatalism as his
      companion. In some strange way it did seem that the more smoothly they
      yielded, the more swiftly would events sweep on to some great collision.
    </p>
</div1>

    <div1 id="xxi" next="toc" prev="xx" title="XX. Dies Irae">
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    <h2 id="xxi-p1.7">
      XX. DIES IRAE
    </h2>
    <p id="xxi-p2" shownumber="no">
      As they advanced towards the asylum they looked up at its rows on rows of
      windows, and understood the Master's material threat. By means of that
      complex but concealed machinery which ran like a network of nerves over
      the whole fabric, there had been shot out under every window-ledge rows
      and rows of polished-steel cylinders, the cold miracles of modern gunnery.
      They commanded the whole garden and the whole country-side, and could have
      blown to pieces an army corps.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p3" shownumber="no">
      This silent declaration of war had evidently had its complete effect. As
      MacIan and Turnbull walked steadily but slowly towards the entrance hall
      of the institution, they could see that most, or at least many, of the
      patients had already gathered there as well as the staff of doctors and
      the whole regiment of keepers and assistants. But when they entered the
      lamp-lit hall, and the high iron door was clashed to and locked behind
      them, yet a new amazement leapt into their eyes, and the stalwart Turnbull
      almost fell. For he saw a sight which was indeed, as MacIan had said—either
      the Day of Judgement or a dream.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p4" shownumber="no">
      Within a few feet of him at one corner of the square of standing people
      stood the girl he had known in Jersey, Madeleine Durand. She looked
      straight at him with a steady smile which lit up the scene of darkness and
      unreason like the light of some honest fireside. Her square face and
      throat were thrown back, as her habit was, and there was something almost
      sleepy in the geniality of her eyes. He saw her first, and for a few
      seconds saw her only; then the outer edge of his eyesight took in all the
      other staring faces, and he saw all the faces he had ever seen for weeks
      and months past. There was the Tolstoyan in Jaeger flannel, with the
      yellow beard that went backward and the foolish nose and eyes that went
      forward, with the curiosity of a crank. He was talking eagerly to Mr.
      Gordon, the corpulent Jew shopkeeper whom they had once gagged in his own
      shop. There was the tipsy old Hertfordshire rustic; he was talking
      energetically to himself. There was not only Mr. Vane the magistrate, but
      the clerk of Mr. Vane, the magistrate. There was not only Miss Drake of
      the motor-car, but also Miss Drake's chauffeur. Nothing wild or unfamiliar
      could have produced upon Turnbull such a nightmare impression as that ring
      of familiar faces. Yet he had one intellectual shock which was greater
      than all the others. He stepped impulsively forward towards Madeleine, and
      then wavered with a kind of wild humility. As he did so he caught sight of
      another square face behind Madeleine's, a face with long grey whiskers and
      an austere stare. It was old Durand, the girls' father; and when Turnbull
      saw him he saw the last and worst marvel of that monstrous night. He
      remembered Durand; he remembered his monotonous, everlasting lucidity, his
      stupefyingly sensible views of everything, his colossal contentment with
      truisms merely because they were true. "Confound it all!" cried Turnbull
      to himself, "if <i>he</i> is in the asylum, there can't be anyone
      outside." He drew nearer to Madeleine, but still doubtfully and all the
      more so because she still smiled at him. MacIan had already gone across to
      Beatrice with an air of fright.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p5" shownumber="no">
      Then all these bewildered but partly amicable recognitions were cloven by
      a cruel voice which always made all human blood turn bitter. The Master
      was standing in the middle of the room surveying the scene like a great
      artist looking at a completed picture. Handsome as he looked, they had
      never seen so clearly what was really hateful in his face; and even then
      they could only express it by saying that the arched brows and the long
      emphatic chin gave it always a look of being lit from below, like the face
      of some infernal actor.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p6" shownumber="no">
      "This is indeed a cosy party," he said, with glittering eyes.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p7" shownumber="no">
      The Master evidently meant to say more, but before he could say anything
      M. Durand had stepped right up to him and was speaking.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p8" shownumber="no">
      He was speaking exactly as a French bourgeois speaks to the manager of a
      restaurant. That is, he spoke with rattling and breathless rapidity, but
      with no incoherence, and therefore with no emotion. It was a steady,
      monotonous vivacity, which came not seemingly from passion, but merely
      from the reason having been sent off at a gallop. He was saying something
      like this:
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p9" shownumber="no">
      "You refuse me my half-bottle of Medoc, the drink the most wholesome and
      the most customary. You refuse me the company and obedience of my
      daughter, which Nature herself indicates. You refuse me the beef and
      mutton, without pretence that it is a fast of the Church. You now forbid
      me the promenade, a thing necessary to a person of my age. It is useless
      to tell me that you do all this by law. Law rests upon the social
      contract. If the citizen finds himself despoiled of such pleasures and
      powers as he would have had even in the savage state, the social contract
      is annulled."
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p10" shownumber="no">
      "It's no good chattering away, Monsieur," said Hutton, for the Master was
      silent. "The place is covered with machine-guns. We've got to obey our
      orders, and so have you."
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p11" shownumber="no">
      "The machinery is of the most perfect," assented Durand, somewhat
      irrelevantly; "worked by petroleum, I believe. I only ask you to admit
      that if such things fall below the comfort of barbarism, the social
      contract is annulled. It is a pretty little point of theory."
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p12" shownumber="no">
      "Oh! I dare say," said Hutton.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p13" shownumber="no">
      Durand bowed quite civilly and withdrew.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p14" shownumber="no">
      "A cosy party," resumed the Master, scornfully, "and yet I believe some of
      you are in doubt about how we all came together. I will explain it, ladies
      and gentlemen; I will explain everything. To whom shall I specially
      address myself? To Mr. James Turnbull. He has a scientific mind."
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p15" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull seemed to choke with sudden protest. The Master seemed only to
      cough out of pure politeness and proceeded: "Mr. Turnbull will agree with
      me," he said, "when I say that we long felt in scientific circles that
      great harm was done by such a legend as that of the Crucifixion."
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p16" shownumber="no">
      Turnbull growled something which was presumably assent.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p17" shownumber="no">
      The Master went on smoothly: "It was in vain for us to urge that the
      incident was irrelevant; that there were many such fanatics, many such
      executions. We were forced to take the thing thoroughly in hand, to
      investigate it in the spirit of scientific history, and with the
      assistance of Mr. Turnbull and others we were happy in being able to
      announce that this alleged Crucifixion never occurred at all."
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p18" shownumber="no">
      MacIan lifted his head and looked at the Master steadily, but Turnbull did
      not look up.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p19" shownumber="no">
      "This, we found, was the only way with all superstitions," continued the
      speaker; "it was necessary to deny them historically, and we have done it
      with great success in the case of miracles and such things. Now within our
      own time there arose an unfortunate fuss which threatened (as Mr. Turnbull
      would say) to galvanize the corpse of Christianity into a fictitious life—the
      alleged case of a Highland eccentric who wanted to fight for the Virgin."
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p20" shownumber="no">
      MacIan, quite white, made a step forward, but the speaker did not alter
      his easy attitude or his flow of words. "Again we urged that this duel was
      not to be admired, that it was a mere brawl, but the people were ignorant
      and romantic. There were signs of treating this alleged Highlander and his
      alleged opponent as heroes. We tried all other means of arresting this
      reactionary hero worship. Working men who betted on the duel were
      imprisoned for gambling. Working men who drank the health of a duellist
      were imprisoned for drunkenness. But the popular excitement about the
      alleged duel continued, and we had to fall back on our old historical
      method. We investigated, on scientific principles, the story of MacIan's
      challenge, and we are happy to be able to inform you that the whole story
      of the attempted duel is a fable. There never was any challenge. There
      never was any man named MacIan. It is a melodramatic myth, like Calvary."
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p21" shownumber="no">
      Not a soul moved save Turnbull, who lifted his head; yet there was the
      sense of a silent explosion.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p22" shownumber="no">
      "The whole story of the MacIan challenge," went on the Master, beaming at
      them all with a sinister benignity, "has been found to originate in the
      obsessions of a few pathological types, who are now all fortunately in our
      care. There is, for instance, a person here of the name of Gordon,
      formerly the keeper of a curiosity shop. He is a victim of the disease
      called Vinculomania—the impression that one has been bound or tied
      up. We have also a case of Fugacity (Mr. Whimpey), who imagines that he
      was chased by two men."
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p23" shownumber="no">
      The indignant faces of the Jew shopkeeper and the Magdalen Don started out
      of the crowd in their indignation, but the speaker continued:
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p24" shownumber="no">
      "One poor woman we have with us," he said, in a compassionate voice,
      "believes she was in a motor-car with two such men; this is the well-known
      illusion of speed on which I need not dwell. Another wretched woman has
      the simple egotistic mania that she has caused the duel. Madeleine Durand
      actually professes to have been the subject of the fight between MacIan
      and his enemy, a fight which, if it occurred at all, certainly began long
      before. But it never occurred at all. We have taken in hand every person
      who professed to have seen such a thing, and proved them all to be
      unbalanced. That is why they are here."
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p25" shownumber="no">
      The Master looked round the room, just showing his perfect teeth with the
      perfection of artistic cruelty, exalted for a moment in the enormous
      simplicity of his success, and then walked across the hall and vanished
      through an inner door. His two lieutenants, Quayle and Hutton, were left
      standing at the head of the great army of servants and keepers.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p26" shownumber="no">
      "I hope we shall have no more trouble," said Dr. Quayle pleasantly enough,
      and addressing Turnbull, who was leaning heavily upon the back of a chair.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p27" shownumber="no">
      Still looking down, Turnbull lifted the chair an inch or two from the
      ground. Then he suddenly swung it above his head and sent it at the
      inquiring doctor with an awful crash which sent one of its wooden legs
      loose along the floor and crammed the doctor gasping into a corner. MacIan
      gave a great shout, snatched up the loose chair-leg, and, rushing on the
      other doctor, felled him with a blow. Twenty attendants rushed to capture
      the rebels; MacIan flung back three of them and Turnbull went over on top
      of one, when from behind them all came a shriek as of something quite
      fresh and frightful.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p28" shownumber="no">
      Two of the three passages leading out of the hall were choked with blue
      smoke. Another instant and the hall was full of the fog of it, and red
      sparks began to swarm like scarlet bees.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p29" shownumber="no">
      "The place is on fire!" cried Quayle with a scream of indecent terror.
      "Oh, who can have done it? How can it have happened?"
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p30" shownumber="no">
      A light had come into Turnbull's eyes. "How did the French Revolution
      happen?" he asked.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p31" shownumber="no">
      "Oh, how should I know!" wailed the other.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p32" shownumber="no">
      "Then I will tell you," said Turnbull; "it happened because some people
      fancied that a French grocer was as respectable as he looked."
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p33" shownumber="no">
      Even as he spoke, as if by confirmation, old Mr. Durand re-entered the
      smoky room quite placidly, wiping the petroleum from his hands with a
      handkerchief. He had set fire to the building in accordance with the
      strict principles of the social contract.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p34" shownumber="no">
      But MacIan had taken a stride forward and stood there shaken and terrible.
      "Now," he cried, panting, "now is the judgement of the world. The doctors
      will leave this place; the keepers will leave this place. They will leave
      us in charge of the machinery and the machine-guns at the windows. But we,
      the lunatics, will wait to be burned alive if only we may see them go."
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p35" shownumber="no">
      "How do you know we shall go?" asked Hutton, fiercely.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p36" shownumber="no">
      "You believe nothing," said MacIan, simply, "and you are insupportably
      afraid of death."
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p37" shownumber="no">
      "So this is suicide," sneered the doctor; "a somewhat doubtful sign of
      sanity."
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p38" shownumber="no">
      "Not at all—this is vengeance," answered Turnbull, quite calmly; "a
      thing which is completely healthy."
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p39" shownumber="no">
      "You think the doctors will go," said Hutton, savagely.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p40" shownumber="no">
      "The keepers have gone already," said Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p41" shownumber="no">
      Even as they spoke the main doors were burst open in mere brutal panic,
      and all the officers and subordinates of the asylum rushed away across the
      garden pursued by the smoke. But among the ticketed maniacs not a man or
      woman moved.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p42" shownumber="no">
      "We hate dying," said Turnbull, with composure, "but we hate you even
      more. This is a successful revolution."
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p43" shownumber="no">
      In the roof above their heads a panel shot back, showing a strip of
      star-lit sky and a huge thing made of white metal, with the shape and fins
      of a fish, swinging as if at anchor. At the same moment a steel ladder
      slid down from the opening and struck the floor, and the cleft chin of the
      mysterious Master was thrust into the opening. "Quayle, Hutton," he said,
      "you will escape with me." And they went up the ladder like automata of
      lead.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p44" shownumber="no">
      Long after they had clambered into the car, the creature with the cloven
      face continued to leer down upon the smoke-stung crowd below. Then at last
      he said in a silken voice and with a smile of final satisfaction:
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p45" shownumber="no">
      "By the way, I fear I am very absent minded. There is one man specially
      whom, somehow, I always forget. I always leave him lying about. Once I
      mislaid him on the Cross of St. Paul's. So silly of me; and now I've
      forgotten him in one of those little cells where your fire is burning.
      Very unfortunate—especially for him." And nodding genially, he
      climbed into his flying ship.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p46" shownumber="no">
      MacIan stood motionless for two minutes, and then rushed down one of the
      suffocating corridors till he found the flames. Turnbull looked once at
      Madeleine, and followed.
    </p>
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    <p id="xxi-p47" shownumber="no">
      MacIan, with singed hair, smoking garments, and smarting hands and face,
      had already broken far enough through the first barriers of burning timber
      to come within cry of the cells he had once known. It was impossible,
      however, to see the spot where the old man lay dead or alive; not now
      through darkness, but through scorching and aching light. The site of the
      old half-wit's cell was now the heart of a standing forest of fire—the
      flames as thick and yellow as a cornfield. Their incessant shrieking and
      crackling was like a mob shouting against an orator. Yet through all that
      deafening density MacIan thought he heard a small and separate sound. When
      he heard it he rushed forward as if to plunge into that furnace, but
      Turnbull arrested him by an elbow.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p48" shownumber="no">
      "Let me go!" cried Evan, in agony; "it's the poor old beggar's voice—he's
      still alive, and shouting for help."
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p49" shownumber="no">
      "Listen!" said Turnbull, and lifted one finger from his clenched hand.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p50" shownumber="no">
      "Or else he is shrieking with pain," protested MacIan. "I will not endure
      it."
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p51" shownumber="no">
      "Listen!" repeated Turnbull, grimly. "Did you ever hear anyone shout for
      help or shriek with pain in that voice?"
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p52" shownumber="no">
      The small shrill sounds which came through the crash of the conflagration
      were indeed of an odd sort, and MacIan turned a face of puzzled inquiry to
      his companion.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p53" shownumber="no">
      "He is singing," said Turnbull, simply.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p54" shownumber="no">
      A remaining rampart fell, crushing the fire, and through the diminished
      din of it the voice of the little old lunatic came clearer. In the heart
      of that white-hot hell he was singing like a bird. What he was singing it
      was not very easy to follow, but it seemed to be something about playing
      in the golden hay.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p55" shownumber="no">
      "Good Lord!" cried Turnbull, bitterly, "there seem to be some advantages
      in really being an idiot." Then advancing to the fringe of the fire he
      called out on chance to the invisible singer: "Can you come out? Are you
      cut off?"
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p56" shownumber="no">
      "God help us all!" said MacIan, with a shudder; "he's laughing now."
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p57" shownumber="no">
      At whatever stage of being burned alive the invisible now found himself,
      he was now shaking out peals of silvery and hilarious laughter. As he
      listened, MacIan's two eyes began to glow, as if a strange thought had
      come into his head.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p58" shownumber="no">
      "Fool, come out and save yourself!" shouted Turnbull.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p59" shownumber="no">
      "No, by Heaven! that is not the way," cried Evan, suddenly. "Father," he
      shouted, "come out and save us all!"
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p60" shownumber="no">
      The fire, though it had dropped in one or two places, was, upon the whole,
      higher and more unconquerable than ever. Separate tall flames shot up and
      spread out above them like the fiery cloisters of some infernal cathedral,
      or like a grove of red tropical trees in the garden of the devil. Higher
      yet in the purple hollow of the night the topmost flames leapt again and
      again fruitlessly at the stars, like golden dragons chained but
      struggling. The towers and domes of the oppressive smoke seemed high and
      far enough to drown distant planets in a London fog. But if we exhausted
      all frantic similes for that frantic scene, the main impression about the
      fire would still be its ranked upstanding rigidity and a sort of roaring
      stillness. It was literally a wall of fire.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p61" shownumber="no">
      "Father," cried MacIan, once more, "come out of it and save us all!"
      Turnbull was staring at him as he cried.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p62" shownumber="no">
      The tall and steady forest of fire must have been already a portent
      visible to the whole circle of land and sea. The red flush of it lit up
      the long sides of white ships far out in the German Ocean, and picked out
      like piercing rubies the windows in the villages on the distant heights.
      If any villagers or sailors were looking towards it they must have seen a
      strange sight as MacIan cried out for the third time.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p63" shownumber="no">
      That forest of fire wavered, and was cloven in the centre; and then the
      whole of one half of it leaned one way as a cornfield leans all one way
      under the load of the wind. Indeed, it looked as if a great wind had
      sprung up and driven the great fire aslant. Its smoke was no longer sent
      up to choke the stars, but was trailed and dragged across county after
      county like one dreadful banner of defeat.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p64" shownumber="no">
      But it was not the wind; or, if it was the wind, it was two winds blowing
      in opposite directions. For while one half of the huge fire sloped one way
      towards the inland heights, the other half, at exactly the same angle,
      sloped out eastward towards the sea. So that earth and ocean could behold,
      where there had been a mere fiery mass, a thing divided like a V—a
      cloven tongue of flame. But if it were a prodigy for those distant, it was
      something beyond speech for those quite near. As the echoes of Evan's last
      appeal rang and died in the universal uproar, the fiery vault over his
      head opened down the middle, and, reeling back in two great golden
      billows, hung on each side as huge and harmless as two sloping hills lie
      on each side of a valley. Down the centre of this trough, or chasm, a
      little path ran, cleared of all but ashes, and down this little path was
      walking a little old man singing as if he were alone in a wood in spring.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p65" shownumber="no">
      When James Turnbull saw this he suddenly put out a hand and seemed to
      support himself on the strong shoulder of Madeleine Durand. Then after a
      moment's hesitation he put his other hand on the shoulder of MacIan. His
      blue eyes looked extraordinarily brilliant and beautiful. In many
      sceptical papers and magazines afterwards he was sadly or sternly rebuked
      for having abandoned the certainties of materialism. All his life up to
      that moment he had been most honestly certain that materialism was a fact.
      But he was unlike the writers in the magazines precisely in this—that
      he preferred a fact even to materialism.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p66" shownumber="no">
      As the little singing figure came nearer and nearer, Evan fell on his
      knees, and after an instant Beatrice followed; then Madeleine fell on her
      knees, and after a longer instant Turnbull followed. Then the little old
      man went past them singing down that corridor of flames. They had not
      looked at his face.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p67" shownumber="no">
      When he had passed they looked up. While the first light of the fire had
      shot east and west, painting the sides of ships with fire-light or
      striking red sparks out of windowed houses, it had not hitherto struck
      upward, for there was above it the ponderous and rococo cavern of its own
      monstrous coloured smoke. But now the fire was turned to left and right
      like a woman's hair parted in the middle, and now the shafts of its light
      could shoot up into empty heavens and strike anything, either bird or
      cloud. But it struck something that was neither cloud nor bird. Far, far
      away up in those huge hollows of space something was flying swiftly and
      shining brightly, something that shone too bright and flew too fast to be
      any of the fowls of the air, though the red light lit it from underneath
      like the breast of a bird. Everyone knew it was a flying ship, and
      everyone knew whose.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p68" shownumber="no">
      As they stared upward the little speck of light seemed slightly tilted,
      and two black dots dropped from the edge of it. All the eager, upturned
      faces watched the two dots as they grew bigger and bigger in their
      downward rush. Then someone screamed, and no one looked up any more. For
      the two bodies, larger every second flying, spread out and sprawling in
      the fire-light, were the dead bodies of the two doctors whom Professor
      Lucifer had carried with him—the weak and sneering Quayle, the cold
      and clumsy Hutton. They went with a crash into the thick of the fire.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p69" shownumber="no">
      "They are gone!" screamed Beatrice, hiding her head. "O God! The are
      lost!"
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p70" shownumber="no">
      Evan put his arm about her, and remembered his own vision.
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p71" shownumber="no">
      "No, they are not lost," he said. "They are saved. He has taken away no
      souls with him, after all."
    </p>
    <p id="xxi-p72" shownumber="no">
      He looked vaguely about at the fire that was already fading, and there
      among the ashes lay two shining things that had survived the fire, his
      sword and Turnbull's, fallen haphazard in the pattern of a cross.
    </p>
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