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		<description>The first compilation of 
Father Brown short stories, <i>The Innocence of Father Brown</i>, is the 
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detective stories.  Father Brown is introduced in the famous story "The 
Blue Cross," and lovers of mystery will become quickly entrenched in his 
world.  Often labeled the intuitive cousin of Arthur Conan Doyle's 
deductive Sherlock Holmes, Father Brown priest turned detective who 
combines philosophical and spiritual reasoning with scientific 
observation to solve crimes.  Chesterton, a Catholic, is literature's 
king of paradox as well as a social commentator, and his funny and 
insightful comparisons leave readers reeling.  This volume contains 12 
of the 52 Father Brown stories.  The tales are short, easy reads with 
strong plots all connected by the clever detective with an above-average 
understanding of human nature.  Begin the series here, and enter the 
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<div1 title="I. The Blue Cross" prev="toc" next="ii" id="i">
  	
			<p class="normal" id="i-p1">Between the silver ribbon of morning and the green glittering
		ribbon of sea, the boat touched Harwich and let loose a swarm of
		folk like flies, among whom the man we must follow was by no means
		conspicuous--nor wished to be. There was nothing notable about
		him, except a slight contrast between the holiday gaiety of his
		clothes and the official gravity of his face. His clothes
		included a slight, pale grey jacket, a white waistcoat, and a
		silver straw hat with a grey-blue ribbon. His lean face was dark
		by contrast, and ended in a curt black beard that looked Spanish
		and suggested an Elizabethan ruff. He was smoking a cigarette
		with the seriousness of an idler. There was nothing about him to
		indicate the fact that the grey jacket covered a loaded revolver,
		that the white waistcoat covered a police card, or that the straw
		hat covered one of the most powerful intellects in Europe. For
		this was Valentin himself, the head of the Paris police and the
		most famous investigator of the world; and he was coming from
		Brussels to London to make the greatest arrest of the century.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p2">Flambeau was in England. The police of three countries had
		tracked the great criminal at last from Ghent to Brussels, from
		Brussels to the Hook of Holland; and it was conjectured that he
		would take some advantage of the unfamiliarity and confusion of
		the Eucharistic Congress, then taking place in London. Probably
		he would travel as some minor clerk or secretary connected with
		it; but, of course, Valentin could not be certain; nobody could be
		certain about Flambeau.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p3">It is many years now since this colossus of crime suddenly
		ceased keeping the world in a turmoil; and when he ceased, as they
		said after the death of Roland, there was a great quiet upon the
		earth. But in his best days (I mean, of course, his worst)
		Flambeau was a figure as statuesque and international as the
		Kaiser. Almost every morning the daily paper announced that he
		had escaped the consequences of one extraordinary crime by
		committing another. He was a Gascon of gigantic stature and
		bodily daring; and the wildest tales were told of his outbursts of
		athletic humour; how he turned the <i>juge d'instruction</i> upside down
		and stood him on his head, "to clear his mind"; how he ran down
		the Rue de Rivoli with a policeman under each arm. It is due to
		him to say that his fantastic physical strength was generally
		employed in such bloodless though undignified scenes; his real
		crimes were chiefly those of ingenious and wholesale robbery. But
		each of his thefts was almost a new sin, and would make a story by
		itself. It was he who ran the great Tyrolean Dairy Company in
		London, with no dairies, no cows, no carts, no milk, but with some
		thousand subscribers. These he served by the simple operation of
		moving the little milk-cans outside people's doors to the doors of
		his own customers. It was he who had kept up an unaccountable and
		close correspondence with a young lady whose whole letter-bag was
		intercepted, by the extraordinary trick of photographing his
		messages infinitesimally small upon the slides of a microscope. A
		sweeping simplicity, however, marked many of his experiments. It
		is said that he once repainted all the numbers in a street in the
		dead of night merely to divert one traveller into a trap. It is
		quite certain that he invented a portable pillar-box, which he put
		up at corners in quiet suburbs on the chance of strangers dropping
		postal orders into it. Lastly, he was known to be a startling
		acrobat; despite his huge figure, he could leap like a grasshopper
		and melt into the tree-tops like a monkey. Hence the great
		Valentin, when he set out to find Flambeau, was perfectly aware
		that his adventures would not end when he had found him.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p4">But how was he to find him? On this the great Valentin's
		ideas were still in process of settlement.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p5">There was one thing which Flambeau, with all his dexterity of
		disguise, could not cover, and that was his singular height. If
		Valentin's quick eye had caught a tall apple-woman, a tall
		grenadier, or even a tolerably tall duchess, he might have
		arrested them on the spot. But all along his train there was
		nobody that could be a disguised Flambeau, any more than a cat
		could be a disguised giraffe. About the people on the boat he had
		already satisfied himself; and the people picked up at Harwich or
		on the journey limited themselves with certainty to six. There
		was a short railway official travelling up to the terminus, three
		fairly short market-gardeners picked up two stations afterwards,
		one very short widow lady going up from a small Essex town, and a
		very short Roman Catholic priest going up from a small Essex
		village. When it came to the last case, Valentin gave it up and
		almost laughed. The little priest was so much the essence of
		those Eastern flats; he had a face as round and dull as a Norfolk
		dumpling; he had eyes as empty as the North Sea; he had several
		brown-paper parcels, which he was quite incapable of collecting.
		The Eucharistic Congress had doubtless sucked out of their local
		stagnation many such creatures, blind and helpless, like moles
		disinterred. Valentin was a sceptic in the severe style of
		France, and could have no love for priests. But he could have
		pity for them, and this one might have provoked pity in anybody.
		He had a large, shabby umbrella, which constantly fell on the
		floor. He did not seem to know which was the right end of his
		return ticket. He explained with a moon-calf simplicity to
		everybody in the carriage that he had to be careful, because he
		had something made of real silver "with blue stones" in one of his
		brown-paper parcels. His quaint blending of Essex flatness with
		saintly simplicity continuously amused the Frenchman till the
		priest arrived (somehow) at Tottenham with all his parcels, and
		came back for his umbrella. When he did the last, Valentin even
		had the good nature to warn him not to take care of the silver by
		telling everybody about it. But to whomever he talked, Valentin
		kept his eye open for someone else; he looked out steadily for
		anyone, rich or poor, male or female, who was well up to six feet;
		for Flambeau was four inches above it.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p6">He alighted at Liverpool Street, however, quite conscientiously
		secure that he had not missed the criminal so far. He then went
		to Scotland Yard to regularise his position and arrange for help
		in case of need; he then lit another cigarette and went for a long
		stroll in the streets of London. As he was walking in the streets
		and squares beyond Victoria, he paused suddenly and stood. It was
		a quaint, quiet square, very typical of London, full of an
		accidental stillness. The tall, flat houses round looked at once
		prosperous and uninhabited; the square of shrubbery in the centre
		looked as deserted as a green Pacific islet. One of the four
		sides was much higher than the rest, like a dais; and the line of
		this side was broken by one of London's admirable accidents--a
		restaurant that looked as if it had strayed from Soho. It was an
		unreasonably attractive object, with dwarf plants in pots and
		long, striped blinds of lemon yellow and white. It stood specially
		high above the street, and in the usual patchwork way of London, a
		flight of steps from the street ran up to meet the front door
		almost as a fire-escape might run up to a first-floor window.
		Valentin stood and smoked in front of the yellow-white blinds and
		considered them long.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p7">The most incredible thing about miracles is that they happen.
		A few clouds in heaven do come together into the staring shape of
		one human eye. A tree does stand up in the landscape of a
		doubtful journey in the exact and elaborate shape of a note of
		interrogation. I have seen both these things myself within the
		last few days. Nelson does die in the instant of victory; and a
		man named Williams does quite accidentally murder a man named
		Williamson; it sounds like a sort of infanticide. In short, there
		is in life an element of elfin coincidence which people reckoning
		on the prosaic may perpetually miss. As it has been well
		expressed in the paradox of Poe, wisdom should reckon on the
		unforeseen.</p>
		

		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p8">Aristide Valentin was unfathomably French; and the French
		intelligence is intelligence specially and solely. He was not "a
		thinking machine"; for that is a brainless phrase of modern
		fatalism and materialism. A machine only <i>is</i> a machine because it
		cannot think. But he was a thinking man, and a plain man at the
		same time. All his wonderful successes, that looked like
		conjuring,
		had been gained by plodding logic, by clear and commonplace French
		thought. The French electrify the world not by starting any
		paradox, they electrify it by carrying out a truism. They carry a
		truism so far--as in the French Revolution. But exactly because
		Valentin understood reason, he understood the limits of reason.
		Only a man who knows nothing of motors talks of motoring without
		petrol; only a man who knows nothing of reason talks of reasoning
		without strong, undisputed first principles. Here he had no
		strong first principles. Flambeau had been missed at Harwich; and
		if he was in London at all, he might be anything from a tall tramp
		on Wimbledon Common to a tall toast-master at the Hôtel Métropole.
		In such a naked state of nescience, Valentin had a view and a
		method of his own.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p9">In such cases he reckoned on the unforeseen. In such cases,
		when he could not follow the train of the reasonable, he coldly
		and carefully followed the train of the unreasonable. Instead of
		going to the right places--banks, police stations, rendezvous--he
		systematically went to the wrong places; knocked at every empty
		house, turned down every <i>cul de sac</i>, went up every lane blocked
		with rubbish, went round every crescent that led him uselessly out
		of the way. He defended this crazy course quite logically. He
		said that if one had a clue this was the worst way; but if one had
		no clue at all it was the best, because there was just the chance
		that any oddity that caught the eye of the pursuer might be the
		same that had caught the eye of the pursued. Somewhere a man must
		begin, and it had better be just where another man might stop.
		Something about that flight of steps up to the shop, something
		about the quietude and quaintness of the restaurant, roused all
		the detective's rare romantic fancy and made him resolve to strike
		at random. He went up the steps, and sitting down at a table by
		the window, asked for a cup of black coffee.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p10">It was half-way through the morning, and he had not
		breakfasted; the slight litter of other breakfasts stood about on
		the table to remind him of his hunger; and adding a poached egg to
		his order, he proceeded musingly to shake some white sugar into
		his coffee, thinking all the time about Flambeau. He remembered
		how Flambeau had escaped, once by a pair of nail scissors, and
		once by a house on fire; once by having to pay for an unstamped
		letter, and once by getting people to look through a telescope at
		a comet that might destroy the world. He thought his detective
		brain as good as the criminal's, which was true. But he fully
		realised the disadvantage. "The criminal is the creative artist;
		the detective only the critic," he said with a sour smile, and
		lifted his coffee cup to his lips slowly, and put it down very
		quickly. He had put salt in it.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p11">He looked at the vessel from which the silvery powder had
		come; it was certainly a sugar-basin; as unmistakably meant for
		sugar as a champagne-bottle for champagne. He wondered why they
		should keep salt in it. He looked to see if there were any more
		orthodox vessels. Yes; there were two salt-cellars quite full.
		Perhaps there was some speciality in the condiment in the
		salt-cellars. He tasted it; it was sugar. Then he looked round
		at the restaurant with a refreshed air of interest, to see if
		there were any other traces of that singular artistic taste which
		puts the sugar in the salt-cellars and the salt in the sugar-basin.
		Except for an odd splash of some dark fluid on one of the
		white-papered walls, the whole place appeared neat, cheerful and
		ordinary. He rang the bell for the waiter.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p12">When that official hurried up, fuzzy-haired and somewhat
		blear-eyed at that early hour, the detective (who was not without
		an appreciation of the simpler forms of humour) asked him to taste
		the sugar and see if it was up to the high reputation of the hotel.
		The result was that the waiter yawned suddenly and woke up.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p13">"Do you play this delicate joke on your customers every
		morning?" inquired Valentin. "Does changing the salt and sugar
		never pall on you as a jest?"</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p14">The waiter, when this irony grew clearer, stammeringly assured
		him that the establishment had certainly no such intention; it
		must be a most curious mistake. He picked up the sugar-basin and
		looked at it; he picked up the salt-cellar and looked at that, his
		face growing more and more bewildered. At last he abruptly
		excused himself, and hurrying away, returned in a few seconds with
		the proprietor. The proprietor also examined the sugar-basin and
		then the salt-cellar; the proprietor also looked bewildered.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p15">Suddenly the waiter seemed to grow inarticulate with a rush of
		words.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p16">"I zink," he stuttered eagerly, "I zink it is those two
		clergy-men."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p17">"What two clergymen?"</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p18">"The two clergymen," said the waiter, "that threw soup at the
		wall."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p19">"Threw soup at the wall?" repeated Valentin, feeling sure this
		must be some singular Italian metaphor.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p20">"Yes, yes," said the attendant excitedly, and pointed at the
		dark splash on the white paper; "threw it over there on the wall."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p21">Valentin looked his query at the proprietor, who came to his
		rescue with fuller reports.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p22">"Yes, sir," he said, "it's quite true, though I don't suppose
		it has anything to do with the sugar and salt. Two clergymen came
		in and drank soup here very early, as soon as the shutters were
		taken down. They were both very quiet, respectable people; one of
		them paid the bill and went out; the other, who seemed a slower
		coach altogether, was some minutes longer getting his things
		together. But he went at last. Only, the instant before he
		stepped into the street he deliberately picked up his cup, which
		he had only half emptied, and threw the soup slap on the wall. I
		was in the back room myself, and so was the waiter; so I could
		only rush out in time to find the wall splashed and the shop
		empty. It don't do any particular damage, but it was confounded
		cheek; and I tried to catch the men in the street. They were too
		far off though; I only noticed they went round the next corner
		into Carstairs Street."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p23">The detective was on his feet, hat settled and stick in hand.
		He had already decided that in the universal darkness of his mind
		he could only follow the first odd finger that pointed; and this
		finger was odd enough. Paying his bill and clashing the glass
		doors behind him, he was soon swinging round into the other
		street.</p>
		

		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p24">It was fortunate that even in such fevered moments his eye was
		cool and quick. Something in a shop-front went by him like a mere
		flash; yet he went back to look at it. The shop was a popular
		greengrocer and fruiterer's, an array of goods set out in the open
		air and plainly ticketed with their names and prices. In the two
		most prominent compartments were two heaps, of oranges and of nuts
		respectively. On the heap of nuts lay a scrap of cardboard, on
		which was written in bold, blue chalk, "Best tangerine oranges,
		two a penny." On the oranges was the equally clear and exact
		description, "Finest Brazil nuts, 4d. a lb." M. Valentin looked
		at these two placards and fancied he had met this highly subtle
		form of humour before, and that somewhat recently. He drew the
		attention of the red-faced fruiterer, who was looking rather
		sullenly up and down the street, to this inaccuracy in his
		advertisements. The fruiterer said nothing, but sharply put each
		card into its proper place. The detective, leaning elegantly on
		his walking-cane, continued to scrutinise the shop. At last he
		said, "Pray excuse my apparent irrelevance, my good sir, but I
		should like to ask you a question in experimental psychology and
		the association of ideas."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p25">The red-faced shopman regarded him with an eye of menace; but
		he continued gaily, swinging his cane, "Why," he pursued, "why are
		two tickets wrongly placed in a greengrocer's shop like a shovel
		hat that has come to London for a holiday? Or, in case I do not
		make myself clear, what is the mystical association which connects
		the idea of nuts marked as oranges with the idea of two clergymen,
		one tall and the other short?"</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p26">The eyes of the tradesman stood out of his head like a
		snail's; he really seemed for an instant likely to fling himself
		upon the stranger. At last he stammered angrily: "I don't know
		what you 'ave to do with it, but if you're one of their friends,
		you can tell 'em from me that I'll knock their silly 'eads off,
		parsons or no parsons, if they upset my apples again."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p27">"Indeed?" asked the detective, with great sympathy. "Did they
		upset your apples?"</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p28">"One of 'em did," said the heated shopman; "rolled 'em all
		over the street. I'd 'ave caught the fool but for havin' to pick
		'em up."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p29">"Which way did these parsons go?" asked Valentin.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p30">"Up that second road on the left-hand side, and then across
		the square," said the other promptly.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p31">"Thanks," replied Valentin, and vanished like a fairy. On the
		other side of the second square he found a policeman, and said:
		"This is urgent, constable; have you seen two clergymen in shovel
		hats?"</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p32">The policeman began to chuckle heavily. "I 'ave, sir; and if
		you arst me, one of 'em was drunk. He stood in the middle of the
		road that bewildered that--"</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p33">"Which way did they go?" snapped Valentin.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p34">"They took one of them yellow buses over there," answered the
		man; "them that go to Hampstead."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p35">Valentin produced his official card and said very rapidly:
		"Call up two of your men to come with me in pursuit," and crossed
		the road with such contagious energy that the ponderous policeman
		was moved to almost agile obedience. In a minute and a half the
		French detective was joined on the opposite pavement by an
		inspector and a man in plain clothes.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p36">"Well, sir," began the former, with smiling importance, "and
		what may--?"</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p37">Valentin pointed suddenly with his cane. "I'll tell you on
		the top of that omnibus," he said, and was darting and dodging
		across the tangle of the traffic. When all three sank panting on
		the top seats of the yellow vehicle, the inspector said: "We could
		go four times as quick in a taxi."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p38">"Quite true," replied their leader placidly, "if we only had
		an idea of where we were going."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p39">"Well, where <i>are</i> you going?" asked the other, staring.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p40">Valentin smoked frowningly for a few seconds; then, removing
		his cigarette, he said: "If you <i>know</i> what a man's doing, get in
		front of him; but if you want to guess what he's doing, keep
		behind him. Stray when he strays; stop when he stops; travel as
		slowly as he. Then you may see what he saw and may act as he
		acted. All we can do is to keep our eyes skinned for a queer
		thing."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p41">"What sort of queer thing do you mean?" asked the inspector.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p42">"Any sort of queer thing," answered Valentin, and relapsed
		into obstinate silence.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p43">The yellow omnibus crawled up the northern roads for what
		seemed like hours on end; the great detective would not explain
		further, and perhaps his assistants felt a silent and growing doubt
		of his errand. Perhaps, also, they felt a silent and growing
		desire for lunch, for the hours crept long past the normal luncheon
		hour, and the long roads of the North London suburbs seemed to
		shoot out into length after length like an infernal telescope. It
		was one of those journeys on which a man perpetually feels that
		now at last he must have come to the end of the universe, and then
		finds he has only come to the beginning of Tufnell Park. London
		died away in draggled taverns and dreary scrubs, and then was
		unaccountably born again in blazing high streets and blatant
		hotels. It was like passing through thirteen separate vulgar
		cities all just touching each other. But though the winter
		twilight was already threatening the road ahead of them, the
		Parisian detective still sat silent and watchful, eyeing the
		frontage of the streets that slid by on either side. By the time
		they had left Camden Town behind, the policemen were nearly
		asleep; at least, they gave something like a jump as Valentin
		leapt erect, struck a hand on each man's shoulder, and shouted to
		the driver to stop.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p44">They tumbled down the steps into the road without realising
		why they had been dislodged; when they looked round for
		enlightenment they found Valentin triumphantly pointing his finger
		towards a window on the left side of the road. It was a large
		window, forming part of the long facade of a gilt and palatial
		public-house; it was the part reserved for respectable dining, and
		labelled "Restaurant." This window, like all the rest along the
		frontage of the hotel, was of frosted and figured glass; but in
		the middle of it was a big, black smash, like a star in the ice.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p45">"Our cue at last," cried Valentin, waving his stick; "the
		place with the broken window."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p46">"What window? What cue?" asked his principal assistant.
		"Why, what proof is there that this has anything to do with them?"</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p47">Valentin almost broke his bamboo stick with rage.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p48">"Proof!" he cried. "Good God! the man is looking for proof!
		Why, of course, the chances are twenty to one that it has <i>nothing</i>
		to do with them. But what else can we do? Don't you see we must
		either follow one wild possibility or else go home to bed?" He
		banged his way into the restaurant, followed by his companions,
		and they were soon seated at a late luncheon at a little table,
		and looked at the star of smashed glass from the inside. Not that
		it was very informative to them even then.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p49">"Got your window broken, I see," said Valentin to the waiter
		as he paid the bill.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p50">"Yes, sir," answered the attendant, bending busily over the
		change, to which Valentin silently added an enormous tip. The
		waiter straightened himself with mild but unmistakable animation.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p51">"Ah, yes, sir," he said. "Very odd thing, that, sir."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p52">"Indeed?" Tell us about it," said the detective with careless
		curiosity.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p53">"Well, two gents in black came in," said the waiter; "two of
		those foreign parsons that are running about. They had a cheap
		and quiet little lunch, and one of them paid for it and went out.
		The other was just going out to join him when I looked at my
		change again and found he'd paid me more than three times too
		much. `Here,' I says to the chap who was nearly out of the door,
		`you've paid too much.' `Oh,' he says, very cool, `have we?'
		'Yes,' I says, and picks up the bill to show him. Well, that was
		a knock-out."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p54">"What do you mean?" asked his interlocutor.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p55">"Well, I'd have sworn on seven Bibles that I'd put 4s. on that
		bill. But now I saw I'd put 14s., as plain as paint."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p56">"Well?" cried Valentin, moving slowly, but with burning eyes,
		"and then?"</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p57">"The parson at the door he says all serene, `Sorry to confuse
		your accounts, but it'll pay for the window.' `What window?' I
		says. `The one I'm going to break,' he says, and smashed that
		blessed pane with his umbrella."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p58">All three inquirers made an exclamation; and the inspector
		said under his breath, "Are we after escaped lunatics?" The waiter
		went on with some relish for the ridiculous story:</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p59">"I was so knocked silly for a second, I couldn't do anything.
		The man marched out of the place and joined his friend just round
		the corner. Then they went so quick up Bullock Street that I
		couldn't catch them, though I ran round the bars to do it."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p60">"Bullock Street," said the detective, and shot up that
		thoroughfare as quickly as the strange couple he pursued.</p>
		

		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p61">Their journey now took them through bare brick ways like
		tunnels; streets with few lights and even with few windows;
		streets that seemed built out of the blank backs of everything and
		everywhere. Dusk was deepening, and it was not easy even for the
		London policemen to guess in what exact direction they were
		treading. The inspector, however, was pretty certain that they
		would eventually strike some part of Hampstead Heath. Abruptly
		one bulging gas-lit window broke the blue twilight like a
		bull's-eye lantern; and Valentin stopped an instant before a little
		garish sweet-stuff shop. After an instant's hesitation he went in;
		he stood amid the gaudy colours of the confectionery with entire
		gravity and bought thirteen chocolate cigars with a certain care.
		He was clearly preparing an opening; but he did not need one.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p62">An angular, elderly young woman in the shop had regarded his
		elegant appearance with a merely automatic inquiry; but when she
		saw the door behind him blocked with the blue uniform of the
		inspector, her eyes seemed to wake up.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p63">"Oh," she said, "if you've come about that parcel, I've sent
		it off already."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p64">"Parcel?" repeated Valentin; and it was his turn to look
		inquiring.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p65">"I mean the parcel the gentleman left--the clergyman
		gentleman."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p66">"For goodness' sake," said Valentin, leaning forward with his
		first real confession of eagerness, "for Heaven's sake tell us
		what happened exactly."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p67">"Well," said the woman a little doubtfully, "the clergymen
		came in about half an hour ago and bought some peppermints and
		talked a bit, and then went off towards the Heath. But a second
		after, one of them runs back into the shop and says, `Have I left
		a parcel?' Well, I looked everywhere and couldn't see one; so he
		says, `Never mind; but if it should turn up, please post it to
		this address,' and he left me the address and a shilling for my
		trouble. And sure enough, though I thought I'd looked everywhere,
		I found he'd left a brown paper parcel, so I posted it to the
		place he said. I can't remember the address now; it was somewhere
		in Westminster. But as the thing seemed so important, I thought
		perhaps the police had come about it."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p68">"So they have," said Valentin shortly. "Is Hampstead Heath
		near here?"</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p69">"Straight on for fifteen minutes," said the woman, "and you'll
		come right out on the open." Valentin sprang out of the shop and
		began to run. The other detectives followed him at a reluctant
		trot.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p70">The street they threaded was so narrow and shut in by shadows
		that when they came out unexpectedly into the void common and vast
		sky they were startled to find the evening still so light and
		clear. A perfect dome of peacock-green sank into gold amid the
		blackening trees and the dark violet distances. The glowing green
		tint was just deep enough to pick out in points of crystal one or
		two stars. All that was left of the daylight lay in a golden
		glitter across the edge of Hampstead and that popular hollow which
		is called the Vale of Health. The holiday-makers who roam this
		region had not wholly dispersed; a few couples sat shapelessly on
		benches; and here and there a distant girl still shrieked in one
		of the swings. The glory of heaven deepened and darkened around
		the sublime vulgarity of man; and standing on the slope and looking
		across the valley, Valentin beheld the thing which he sought.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p71">Among the black and breaking groups in that distance was one
		especially black which did not break--a group of two figures
		clerically clad. Though they seemed as small as insects, Valentin
		could see that one of them was much smaller than the other.
		Though the other had a student's stoop and an inconspicuous manner,
		he could see that the man was well over six feet high. He shut
		his teeth and went forward, whirling his stick impatiently. By
		the time he had substantially diminished the distance and
		magnified the two black figures as in a vast microscope, he had
		perceived something else; something which startled him, and yet
		which he had somehow expected. Whoever was the tall priest, there
		could be no doubt about the identity of the short one. It was his
		friend of the Harwich train, the stumpy little <i>curé</i> of Essex whom
		he had warned about his brown paper parcels.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p72">Now, so far as this went, everything fitted in finally and
		rationally enough. Valentin had learned by his inquiries that
		morning that a Father Brown from Essex was bringing up a silver
		cross with sapphires, a relic of considerable value, to show some
		of the foreign priests at the congress. This undoubtedly was the
		"silver with blue stones"; and Father Brown undoubtedly was the
		little greenhorn in the train. Now there was nothing wonderful
		about the fact that what Valentin had found out Flambeau had also
		found out; Flambeau found out everything. Also there was nothing
		wonderful in the fact that when Flambeau heard of a sapphire cross
		he should try to steal it; that was the most natural thing in all
		natural history. And most certainly there was nothing wonderful
		about the fact that Flambeau should have it all his own way with
		such a silly sheep as the man with the umbrella and the parcels.
		He was the sort of man whom anybody could lead on a string to the
		North Pole; it was not surprising that an actor like Flambeau,
		dressed as another priest, could lead him to Hampstead Heath. So
		far the crime seemed clear enough; and while the detective pitied
		the priest for his helplessness, he almost despised Flambeau for
		condescending to so gullible a victim. But when Valentin thought
		of all that had happened in between, of all that had led him to
		his triumph, he racked his brains for the smallest rhyme or reason
		in it. What had the stealing of a blue-and-silver cross from a
		priest from Essex to do with chucking soup at wallpaper? What
		had it to do with calling nuts oranges, or with paying for windows
		first and breaking them afterwards? He had come to the end of his
		chase; yet somehow he had missed the middle of it. When he failed
		(which was seldom), he had usually grasped the clue, but
		nevertheless missed the criminal. Here he had grasped the
		criminal, but still he could not grasp the clue.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p73">The two figures that they followed were crawling like black
		flies across the huge green contour of a hill. They were evidently
		sunk in conversation, and perhaps did not notice where they were
		going; but they were certainly going to the wilder and more silent
		heights of the Heath. As their pursuers gained on them, the
		latter had to use the undignified attitudes of the deer-stalker,
		to crouch behind clumps of trees and even to crawl prostrate in
		deep grass. By these ungainly ingenuities the hunters even came
		close enough to the quarry to hear the murmur of the discussion,
		but no word could be distinguished except the word "reason"
		recurring frequently in a high and almost childish voice. Once
		over an abrupt dip of land and a dense tangle of thickets, the
		detectives actually lost the two figures they were following.
		They did not find the trail again for an agonising ten minutes,
		and then it led round the brow of a great dome of hill overlooking
		an amphitheatre of rich and desolate sunset scenery. Under a tree
		in this commanding yet neglected spot was an old ramshackle wooden
		seat. On this seat sat the two priests still in serious speech
		together. The gorgeous green and gold still clung to the darkening
		horizon; but the dome above was turning slowly from peacock-green
		to peacock-blue, and the stars detached themselves more and more
		like solid jewels. Mutely motioning to his followers, Valentin
		contrived to creep up behind the big branching tree, and, standing
		there in deathly silence, heard the words of the strange priests
		for the first time.</p>
		

		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p74">After he had listened for a minute and a half, he was gripped
		by a devilish doubt. Perhaps he had dragged the two English
		policemen to the wastes of a nocturnal heath on an errand no saner
		than seeking figs on its thistles. For the two priests were
		talking exactly like priests, piously, with learning and leisure,
		about the most aerial enigmas of theology. The little Essex
		priest spoke the more simply, with his round face turned to the
		strengthening stars; the other talked with his head bowed, as if
		he were not even worthy to look at them. But no more innocently
		clerical conversation could have been heard in any white Italian
		cloister or black Spanish cathedral.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p75">The first he heard was the tail of one of Father Brown's
		sentences, which ended: "... what they really meant in the Middle
		Ages by the heavens being incorruptible."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p76">The taller priest nodded his bowed head and said:</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p77">"Ah, yes, these modern infidels appeal to their reason; but
		who can look at those millions of worlds and not feel that there
		may well be wonderful universes above us where reason is utterly
		unreasonable?"</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p78">"No," said the other priest; "reason is always reasonable,
		even in the last limbo, in the lost borderland of things. I know
		that people charge the Church with lowering reason, but it is just
		the other way. Alone on earth, the Church makes reason really
		supreme. Alone on earth, the Church affirms that God himself is
		bound by reason."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p79">The other priest raised his austere face to the spangled sky
		and said:</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p80">"Yet who knows if in that infinite universe--?"</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p81">"Only infinite physically," said the little priest, turning
		sharply in his seat, "not infinite in the sense of escaping from
		the laws of truth."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p82">Valentin behind his tree was tearing his fingernails with
		silent fury. He seemed almost to hear the sniggers of the English
		detectives whom he had brought so far on a fantastic guess only to
		listen to the metaphysical gossip of two mild old parsons. In his
		impatience he lost the equally elaborate answer of the tall cleric,
		and when he listened again it was again Father Brown who was
		speaking:</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p83">"Reason and justice grip the remotest and the loneliest star.
		Look at those stars. Don't they look as if they were single
		diamonds and sapphires? Well, you can imagine any mad botany or
		geology you please. Think of forests of adamant with leaves of
		brilliants. Think the moon is a blue moon, a single elephantine
		sapphire. But don't fancy that all that frantic astronomy would
		make the smallest difference to the reason and justice of conduct.
		On plains of opal, under cliffs cut out of pearl, you would still
		find a notice-board, `Thou shalt not steal.'"</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p84">Valentin was just in the act of rising from his rigid and
		crouching attitude and creeping away as softly as might be, felled
		by the one great folly of his life. But something in the very
		silence of the tall priest made him stop until the latter spoke.
		When at last he did speak, he said simply, his head bowed and his
		hands on his knees:</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p85">"Well, I think that other worlds may perhaps rise higher than
		our reason. The mystery of heaven is unfathomable, and I for one
		can only bow my head."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p86">Then, with brow yet bent and without changing by the faintest
		shade his attitude or voice, he added:</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p87">"Just hand over that sapphire cross of yours, will you? We're
		all alone here, and I could pull you to pieces like a straw doll."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p88">The utterly unaltered voice and attitude added a strange
		violence to that shocking change of speech. But the guarder of
		the relic only seemed to turn his head by the smallest section of
		the compass. He seemed still to have a somewhat foolish face
		turned to the stars. Perhaps he had not understood. Or, perhaps,
		he had understood and sat rigid with terror.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p89">"Yes," said the tall priest, in the same low voice and in the
		same still posture, "yes, I am Flambeau."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p90">Then, after a pause, he said:</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p91">"Come, will you give me that cross?"</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p92">"No," said the other, and the monosyllable had an odd sound.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p93">Flambeau suddenly flung off all his pontifical pretensions.
		The great robber leaned back in his seat and laughed low but long.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p94">"No," he cried, "you won't give it me, you proud prelate. You
		won't give it me, you little celibate simpleton. Shall I tell you
		why you won't give it me? Because I've got it already in my own
		breast-pocket."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p95">The small man from Essex turned what seemed to be a dazed face
		in the dusk, and said, with the timid eagerness of "The Private
		Secretary":</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p96">"Are--are you sure?"</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p97">Flambeau yelled with delight.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p98">"Really, you're as good as a three-act farce," he cried.
		"Yes, you turnip, I am quite sure. I had the sense to make a
		duplicate of the right parcel, and now, my friend, you've got the
		duplicate and I've got the jewels. An old dodge, Father Brown--a
		very old dodge."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p99">"Yes," said Father Brown, and passed his hand through his hair
		with the same strange vagueness of manner. "Yes, I've heard of it
		before."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p100">The colossus of crime leaned over to the little rustic priest
		with a sort of sudden interest.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p101">"<i>You</i> have heard of it?" he asked. "Where have <i>you</i> heard of
		it?"</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p102">"Well, I mustn't tell you his name, of course," said the
		little man simply. "He was a penitent, you know. He had lived
		prosperously for about twenty years entirely on duplicate brown-paper
		parcels. And so, you see, when I began to suspect you, I
		thought of this poor chap's way of doing it at once."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p103">"Began to suspect me?" repeated the outlaw with increased
		intensity. "Did you really have the gumption to suspect me just
		because I brought you up to this bare part of the heath?"</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p104">"No, no," said Brown with an air of apology. "You see, I
		suspected you when we first met. It's that little bulge up the
		sleeve where you people have the spiked bracelet."</p>
		

		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p105">"How in Tartarus," cried Flambeau, "did you ever hear of the
		spiked bracelet?"</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p106">"Oh, one's little flock, you know!" said Father Brown, arching
		his eyebrows rather blankly. "When I was a curate in Hartlepool,
		there were three of them with spiked bracelets. So, as I
		suspected you from the first, don't you see, I made sure that the
		cross should go safe, anyhow. I'm afraid I watched you, you know.
		So at last I saw you change the parcels. Then, don't you see, I
		changed them back again. And then I left the right one behind."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p107">"Left it behind?" repeated Flambeau, and for the first time
		there was another note in his voice beside his triumph.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p108">"Well, it was like this," said the little priest, speaking in
		the same unaffected way. "I went back to that sweet-shop and
		asked if I'd left a parcel, and gave them a particular address if
		it turned up. Well, I knew I hadn't; but when I went away again I
		did. So, instead of running after me with that valuable parcel,
		they have sent it flying to a friend of mine in Westminster."
		Then he added rather sadly: "I learnt that, too, from a poor
		fellow in Hartlepool. He used to do it with handbags he stole at
		railway stations, but he's in a monastery now. Oh, one gets to
		know, you know," he added, rubbing his head again with the same
		sort of desperate apology. "We can't help it, being priests. People
		come and tell us these things."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p109">Flambeau tore a brown-paper parcel out of his inner pocket and
		rent it in pieces. There was nothing but paper and sticks of lead
		inside it. He sprang to his feet with a gigantic gesture, and
		cried:</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p110">"I don't believe you. I don't believe a bumpkin like you
		could manage all that. I believe you've still got the stuff on
		you, and if you don't give it up--why, we're all alone, and I'll
		take it by force!"</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p111">"No," said Father Brown simply, and stood up also, "you won't
		take it by force. First, because I really haven't still got it.
		And, second, because we are not alone."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p112">Flambeau stopped in his stride forward.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p113">"Behind that tree," said Father Brown, pointing, "are two
		strong policemen and the greatest detective alive. How did they
		come here, do you ask? Why, I brought them, of course! How did I
		do it? Why, I'll tell you if you like! Lord bless you, we have
		to know twenty such things when we work among the criminal classes!
		Well, I wasn't sure you were a thief, and it would never do to
		make a scandal against one of our own clergy. So I just tested
		you to see if anything would make you show yourself. A man
		generally makes a small scene if he finds salt in his coffee; if
		he doesn't, he has some reason for keeping quiet. I changed the
		salt and sugar, and <i>you</i> kept quiet. A man generally objects if
		his bill is three times too big. If he pays it, he has some motive
		for passing unnoticed. I altered your bill, and <i>you</i> paid it."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p114">The world seemed waiting for Flambeau to leap like a tiger.
		But he was held back as by a spell; he was stunned with the utmost
		curiosity.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p115">"Well," went on Father Brown, with lumbering lucidity, "as you
		wouldn't leave any tracks for the police, of course somebody had
		to. At every place we went to, I took care to do something that
		would get us talked about for the rest of the day. I didn't do
		much harm--a splashed wall, spilt apples, a broken window; but I
		saved the cross, as the cross will always be saved. It is at
		Westminster by now. I rather wonder you didn't stop it with the
		Donkey's Whistle."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p116">"With the what?" asked Flambeau.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p117">"I'm glad you've never heard of it," said the priest, making a
		face. "It's a foul thing. I'm sure you're too good a man for a
		Whistler. I couldn't have countered it even with the Spots myself;
		I'm not strong enough in the legs."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p118">"What on earth are you talking about?" asked the other.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p119">"Well, I did think you'd know the Spots," said Father Brown,
		agreeably surprised. "Oh, you can't have gone so very wrong yet!"</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p120">"How in blazes do you know all these horrors?" cried Flambeau.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p121">The shadow of a smile crossed the round, simple face of his
		clerical opponent.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p122">"Oh, by being a celibate simpleton, I suppose," he said. "Has
		it never struck you that a man who does next to nothing but hear
		men's real sins is not likely to be wholly unaware of human evil?
		But, as a matter of fact, another part of my trade, too, made me
		sure you weren't a priest."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p123">"What?" asked the thief, almost gaping.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p124">"You attacked reason," said Father Brown. "It's bad theology."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p125">And even as he turned away to collect his property, the three
		policemen came out from under the twilight trees. Flambeau was an
		artist and a sportsman. He stepped back and swept Valentin a great
		bow.</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p126">"Do not bow to me, <i>mon ami</i>," said Valentin with silver
		clearness. "Let us both bow to our master."</p>
		
		<p class="normal" id="i-p127">And they both stood an instant uncovered while the little Essex
		priest blinked about for his umbrella.</p>
  	
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		<p class="normal" id="ii-p2">
		Aristide Valentin, Chief of the Paris Police, was late
		for his dinner, and some of his guests began to arrive before him.
		These were, however, reassured by his confidential servant, Ivan, the
		old man with a scar, and a face almost as grey as his moustaches, who
		always sat at a table in the entrance hall--a hall hung with weapons.
		Valentin's house was perhaps as peculiar and celebrated as its master.
		It was an old house, with high walls and tall poplars almost
		overhanging the Seine; but the oddity--and perhaps the police value--of
		its architecture was this: that there was no ultimate exit at all
		except through this front door, which was guarded by Ivan and the
		armoury. The garden was large and elaborate, and there were many exits
		from the house into the garden. But there was no exit from the garden
		into the world outside; all round it ran a tall, smooth, unscalable
		wall with special spikes at the top; no bad garden, perhaps, for a man
		to reflect in whom some hundred criminals had sworn to kill.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p3">As Ivan explained to the guests, their host had telephoned that he
		was detained for ten minutes. He was, in truth, making some last
		arrangements about executions and such ugly things; and though these
		duties were rootedly repulsive to him, he always performed them with
		precision. Ruthless in the pursuit of criminals, he was very mild about
		their punishment. Since he had been supreme over French--and largely
		over European--policial methods, his great influence had been
		honourably used for the mitigation of sentences and the purification of
		prisons. He was one of the great humanitarian French freethinkers; and
		the only thing wrong with them is that they make mercy even colder than
		justice.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p4">When Valentin arrived he was already dressed in black clothes and
		the red rosette--an elegant figure, his dark beard already streaked
		with grey. He went straight through his house to his study, which
		opened on the grounds behind. The garden door of it was open, and after
		he had carefully locked his box in its official place, he stood for a
		few seconds at the open door looking out upon the garden. A sharp moon
		was fighting with the flying rags and tatters of a storm, and Valentin
		regarded it with a wistfulness unusual in such scientific natures as
		his. Perhaps such scientific natures have some psychic prevision of the
		most tremendous problem of their lives. From any such occult mood, at
		least, he quickly recovered, for he knew he was late, and that his
		guests had already begun to arrive. A glance at his drawing-room when
		he entered it was enough to make certain that his principal guest was
		not there, at any rate. He saw all the other pillars of the little
		party; he saw Lord Galloway, the English Ambassador--a choleric old man
		with a russet face like an apple, wearing the blue ribbon of the
		Garter. He saw Lady Galloway, slim and threadlike, with silver hair and
		a face sensitive and superior. He saw her daughter, Lady Margaret
		Graham, a pale and pretty girl with an elfish face and copper-coloured
		hair. He saw the Duchess of Mont St Michel, black-eyed and opulent, and
		with her her two daughters, black-eyed and opulent also. He saw Dr
		Simon, a typical French scientist, with glasses, a pointed brown beard,
		and a forehead barred with those parallel wrinkles which are the
		penalty of superciliousness, since they come through constantly
		elevating the eyebrows. He saw Father Brown, of Cobhole, in Essex, whom
		he had recently met in England. He saw--perhaps with more interest than
		any of these--a tall man in uniform, who had bowed to the Galloways
		without receiving any very hearty acknowledgment, and who now advanced
		alone to pay his respects to his host. This was Commandant O'Brien, of
		the French Foreign Legion. He was a slim yet somewhat swaggering
		figure, clean-shaven, dark-haired, and blue-eyed, and, as seemed
		natural in an officer of that famous regiment of victorious failures
		and successful suicides, he had an air at once dashing and melancholy.
		He was by birth an Irish gentleman, and in boyhood had known the
		Galloways--especially Margaret Graham. He had left his country after
		some crash of debts, and now expressed his complete freedom from
		British etiquette by swinging about in uniform, sabre and spurs. When
		he bowed to the Ambassador's family, Lord and Lady Galloway bent
		stiffly, and Lady Margaret looked away.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p5">But for whatever old causes such people might be interested in each
		other, their distinguished host was not specially interested in them.
		No one of them at least was in his eyes the guest of the evening.
		Valentin was expecting, for special reasons, a man of world-wide fame,
		whose friendship he had secured during some of his great detective
		tours and triumphs in the United States. He was expecting Julius K.
		Brayne, that multi-millionaire whose colossal and even crushing
		endowments of small religions have occasioned so much easy sport and
		easier solemnity for the American and English papers. Nobody could
		quite make out whether Mr Brayne was an atheist or a Mormon or a
		Christian Scientist; but he was ready to pour money into any
		intellectual vessel, so long as it was an untried vessel. One of his
		hobbies was to wait for the American Shakespeare--a hobby more patient
		than angling. He admired Walt Whitman, but thought that Luke P. Tanner,
		of Paris, Pa, was more "progressive" than Whitman any day. He liked
		anything that he thought "progressive." He thought Valentin
		"progressive," thereby doing him a grave injustice.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p6">The solid appearance of Julius K. Brayne in the room was as decisive
		as a dinner bell. He had this great quality, which very few of us can
		claim, that his presence was as big as his absence. He was a huge
		fellow, as fat as he was tall, clad in complete evening black, without
		so much relief as a watch-chain or a ring. His hair was white and well
		brushed back like a German's; his face was red, fierce and cherubic,
		with one dark tuft under the lower lip that threw up that otherwise
		infantile visage with an effect theatrical and even Mephistophelean.
		Not long, however, did that 
		<i>salon</i> merely stare at the celebrated American; his lateness had
		already become a domestic problem, and he was sent with all speed into
		the dining-room with Lady Galloway on his arm.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p7">Except on one point the Galloways were genial and casual enough. So
		long as Lady Margaret did not take the arm of that adventurer O'Brien,
		her father was quite satisfied; and she had not done so, she had
		decorously gone in with Dr Simon. Nevertheless, old Lord Galloway was
		restless and almost rude. He was diplomatic enough during dinner, but
		when, over the cigars, three of the younger men--Simon the doctor,
		Brown the priest, and the detrimental O'Brien, the exile in a foreign
		uniform--all melted away to mix with the ladies or smoke in the
		conservatory, then the English diplomatist grew very undiplomatic
		indeed. He was stung every sixty seconds with the thought that the
		scamp O'Brien might be signalling to Margaret somehow; he did not
		attempt to imagine how. He was left over the coffee with Brayne, the
		hoary Yankee who believed in all religions, and Valentin, the grizzled
		Frenchman who believed in none. They could argue with each other, but
		neither could appeal to him. After a time this "progressive" logomachy
		had reached a crisis of tedium; Lord Galloway got up also and sought
		the drawing-room. He lost his way in long passages for some six or
		eight minutes: till he heard the high-pitched, didactic voice of the
		doctor, and then the dull voice of the priest, followed by general
		laughter. They also, he thought with a curse, were probably arguing
		about "science and religion." But the instant he opened the 
		<i>salon</i> door he saw only one thing--he saw what was not there. He
		saw that Commandant O'Brien was absent, and that Lady Margaret was
		absent too.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p8">Rising impatiently from the drawing-room, as he had from the
		dining-room, he stamped along the passage once more. His notion of
		protecting his daughter from the Irish-Algerian n'er-do-weel had become
		something central and even mad in his mind. As he went towards the back
		of the house, where was Valentin's study, he was surprised to meet his
		daughter, who swept past with a white, scornful face, which was a
		second enigma. If she had been with O'Brien, where was O'Brien! If she
		had not been with O'Brien, where had she been? With a sort of senile
		and passionate suspicion he groped his way to the dark back parts of
		the mansion, and eventually found a servants' entrance that opened on
		to the garden. The moon with her scimitar had now ripped up and rolled
		away all the storm-wrack. The argent light lit up all four corners of
		the garden. A tall figure in blue was striding across the lawn towards
		the study door; a glint of moonlit silver on his facings picked him out
		as Commandant O'Brien.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p9">He vanished through the French windows into the house, leaving Lord
		Galloway in an indescribable temper, at once virulent and vague. The
		blue-and-silver garden, like a scene in a theatre, seemed to taunt him
		with all that tyrannic tenderness against which his worldly authority
		was at war. The length and grace of the Irishman's stride enraged him
		as if he were a rival instead of a father; the moonlight maddened him.
		He was trapped as if by magic into a garden of troubadours, a Watteau
		fairyland; and, willing to shake off such amorous imbecilities by
		speech, he stepped briskly after his enemy. As he did so he tripped
		over some tree or stone in the grass; looked down at it first with
		irritation and then a second time with curiosity. The next instant the
		moon and the tall poplars looked at an unusual sight--an elderly
		English diplomatist running hard and crying or bellowing as he ran.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p10">His hoarse shouts brought a pale face to the study door, the beaming
		glasses and worried brow of Dr Simon, who heard the nobleman's first
		clear words. Lord Galloway was crying: "A corpse in the grass--a
		blood-stained corpse." O'Brien at last had gone utterly out of his
		mind.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p11">
		 "We must tell Valentin at once," said the doctor, when
		the other had brokenly described all that he had dared to examine. "It
		is fortunate that he is here"; and even as he spoke the great detective
		entered the study, attracted by the cry. It was almost amusing to note
		his typical transformation; he had come with the common concern of a
		host and a gentleman, fearing that some guest or servant was ill. When
		he was told the gory fact, he turned with all his gravity instantly
		bright and business-like; for this, however abrupt and awful, was his
		business.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p12">"Strange, gentlemen," he said as they hurried out into the garden,
		"that I should have hunted mysteries all over the earth, and now one
		comes and settles in my own back-yard. But where is the place?" They
		crossed the lawn less easily, as a slight mist had begun to rise from
		the river; but under the guidance of the shaken Galloway they found the
		body sunken in deep grass--the body of a very tall and broad-shouldered
		man. He lay face downwards, so they could only see that his big
		shoulders were clad in black cloth, and that his big head was bald,
		except for a wisp or two of brown hair that clung to his skull like wet
		seaweed. A scarlet serpent of blood crawled from under his fallen
		face.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p13">"At least," said Simon, with a deep and singular intonation, "he is
		none of our party."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p14">"Examine him, doctor," cried Valentin rather sharply. "He may not be
		dead."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p15">The doctor bent down. "He is not quite cold, but I am afraid he is
		dead enough," he answered. "Just help me to lift him up."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p16">They lifted him carefully an inch from the ground, and all doubts as
		to his being really dead were settled at once and frightfully. The head
		fell away. It had been entirely sundered from the body; whoever had cut
		his throat had managed to sever the neck as well. Even Valentin was
		slightly shocked. "He must have been as strong as a gorilla," he
		muttered.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p17">Not without a shiver, though he was used to anatomical abortions, Dr
		Simon lifted the head. It was slightly slashed about the neck and jaw,
		but the face was substantially unhurt. It was a ponderous, yellow face,
		at once sunken and swollen, with a hawk-like nose and heavy lids--a
		face of a wicked Roman emperor, with, perhaps, a distant touch of a
		Chinese emperor. All present seemed to look at it with the coldest eye
		of ignorance. Nothing else could be noted about the man except that, as
		they had lifted his body, they had seen underneath it the white gleam
		of a shirt-front defaced with a red gleam of blood. As Dr Simon said,
		the man had never been of their party. But he might very well have been
		trying to join it, for he had come dressed for such an occasion.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p18">Valentin went down on his hands and knees and examined with his
		closest professional attention the grass and ground for some twenty
		yards round the body, in which he was assisted less skillfully by the
		doctor, and quite vaguely by the English lord. Nothing rewarded their
		grovellings except a few twigs, snapped or chopped into very small
		lengths, which Valentin lifted for an instant's examination and then
		tossed away.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p19">"Twigs," he said gravely; "twigs, and a total stranger with his head
		cut off; that is all there is on this lawn."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p20">There was an almost creepy stillness, and then the unnerved Galloway
		called out sharply:</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p21">"Who's that! Who's that over there by the garden wall!"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p22">A small figure with a foolishly large head drew waveringly near them
		in the moonlit haze; looked for an instant like a goblin, but turned
		out to be the harmless little priest whom they had left in the
		drawing-room.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p23">"I say," he said meekly, "there are no gates to this garden, do you
		know."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p24">Valentin's black brows had come together somewhat crossly, as they
		did on principle at the sight of the cassock. But he was far too just a
		man to deny the relevance of the remark. "You are right," he said.
		"Before we find out how he came to be killed, we may have to find out
		how he came to be here. Now listen to me, gentlemen. If it can be done
		without prejudice to my position and duty, we shall all agree that
		certain distinguished names might well be kept out of this. There are
		ladies, gentlemen, and there is a foreign ambassador. If we must mark
		it down as a crime, then it must be followed up as a crime. But till
		then I can use my own discretion. I am the head of the police; I am so
		public that I can afford to be private. Please Heaven, I will clear
		everyone of my own guests before I call in my men to look for anybody
		else. Gentlemen, upon your honour, you will none of you leave the house
		till tomorrow at noon; there are bedrooms for all. Simon, I think you
		know where to find my man, Ivan, in the front hall; he is a
		confidential man. Tell him to leave another servant on guard and come
		to me at once. Lord Galloway, you are certainly the best person to tell
		the ladies what has happened, and prevent a panic. They also must stay.
		Father Brown and I will remain with the body."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p25">When this spirit of the captain spoke in Valentin he was obeyed like
		a bugle. Dr Simon went through to the armoury and routed out Ivan, the
		public detective's private detective. Galloway went to the drawing-room
		and told the terrible news tactfully enough, so that by the time the
		company assembled there the ladies were already startled and already
		soothed. Meanwhile the good priest and the good atheist stood at the
		head and foot of the dead man motionless in the moonlight, like
		symbolic statues of their two philosophies of death.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p26">Ivan, the confidential man with the scar and the moustaches, came
		out of the house like a cannon ball, and came racing across the lawn to
		Valentin like a dog to his master. His livid face was quite lively with
		the glow of this domestic detective story, and it was with almost
		unpleasant eagerness that he asked his master's permission to examine
		the remains.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p27">"Yes; look, if you like, Ivan," said Valentin, "but don't be long.
		We must go in and thrash this out in the house."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p28">Ivan lifted the head, and then almost let it drop.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p29">"Why," he gasped, "it's--no, it isn't; it can't be. Do you know this
		man, sir?"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p30">"No," said Valentin indifferently; "we had better go inside."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p31">Between them they carried the corpse to a sofa in the study, and
		then all made their way to the drawing-room.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p32">The detective sat down at a desk quietly, and even without
		hesitation; but his eye was the iron eye of a judge at assize. He made
		a few rapid notes upon paper in front of him, and then said shortly:
		"Is everybody here?"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p33">"Not Mr Brayne," said the Duchess of Mont St Michel, looking
		round.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p34">"No," said Lord Galloway in a hoarse, harsh voice. "And not Mr Neil
		O'Brien, I fancy. I saw that gentleman walking in the garden when the
		corpse was still warm."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p35">
		"Ivan," said the detective, "go and fetch Commandant
		O'Brien and Mr Brayne. Mr Brayne, I know, is finishing a cigar in the
		dining-room; Commandant O'Brien, I think, is walking up and down the
		conservatory. I am not sure."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p36">The faithful attendant flashed from the room, and before anyone
		could stir or speak Valentin went on with the same soldierly swiftness
		of exposition.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p37">"Everyone here knows that a dead man has been found in the garden,
		his head cut clean from his body. Dr Simon, you have examined it. Do
		you think that to cut a man's throat like that would need great force?
		Or, perhaps, only a very sharp knife?"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p38">"I should say that it could not be done with a knife at all," said
		the pale doctor.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p39">"Have you any thought," resumed Valentin, "of a tool with which it
		could be done?"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p40">"Speaking within modern probabilities, I really haven't," said the
		doctor, arching his painful brows. "It's not easy to hack a neck
		through even clumsily, and this was a very clean cut. It could be done
		with a battle-axe or an old headsman's axe, or an old two-handed
		sword."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p41">"But, good heavens!" cried the Duchess, almost in hysterics, "there
		aren't any two-handed swords and battle-axes round here."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p42">Valentin was still busy with the paper in front of him. "Tell me,"
		he said, still writing rapidly, "could it have been done with a long
		French cavalry sabre?"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p43">A low knocking came at the door, which, for some unreasonable
		reason, curdled everyone's blood like the knocking in 
		<i>Macbeth</i>. Amid that frozen silence Dr Simon managed to say: "A
		sabre--yes, I suppose it could."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p44">"Thank you," said Valentin. "Come in, Ivan."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p45">The confidential Ivan opened the door and ushered in Commandant Neil
		O'Brien, whom he had found at last pacing the garden again.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p46">The Irish officer stood up disordered and defiant on the threshold.
		"What do you want with me?" he cried.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p47">"Please sit down," said Valentin in pleasant, level tones. "Why, you
		aren't wearing your sword. Where is it?"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p48">"I left it on the library table," said O'Brien, his brogue deepening
		in his disturbed mood. "It was a nuisance, it was getting--"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p49">"Ivan," said Valentin, "please go and get the Commandant's sword
		from the library." Then, as the servant vanished, "Lord Galloway says
		he saw you leaving the garden just before he found the corpse. What
		were you doing in the garden?"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p50">The Commandant flung himself recklessly into a chair. "Oh," he cried
		in pure Irish, "admirin' the moon. Communing with Nature, me boy."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p51">A heavy silence sank and endured, and at the end of it came again
		that trivial and terrible knocking. Ivan reappeared, carrying an empty
		steel scabbard. "This is all I can find," he said.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p52">"Put it on the table," said Valentin, without looking up.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p53">There was an inhuman silence in the room, like that sea of inhuman
		silence round the dock of the condemned murderer. The Duchess's weak
		exclamations had long ago died away. Lord Galloway's swollen hatred was
		satisfied and even sobered. The voice that came was quite
		unexpected.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p54">"I think I can tell you," cried Lady Margaret, in that clear,
		quivering voice with which a courageous woman speaks publicly. "I can
		tell you what Mr O'Brien was doing in the garden, since he is bound to
		silence. He was asking me to marry him. I refused; I said in my family
		circumstances I could give him nothing but my respect. He was a little
		angry at that; he did not seem to think much of my respect. I wonder,"
		she added, with rather a wan smile, "if he will care at all for it now.
		For I offer it him now. I will swear anywhere that he never did a thing
		like this."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p55">Lord Galloway had edged up to his daughter, and was intimidating her
		in what he imagined to be an undertone. "Hold your tongue, Maggie," he
		said in a thunderous whisper. "Why should you shield the fellow?
		Where's his sword? Where's his confounded cavalry--"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p56">He stopped because of the singular stare with which his daughter was
		regarding him, a look that was indeed a lurid magnet for the whole
		group.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p57">"You old fool!" she said in a low voice without pretence of piety,
		"what do you suppose you are trying to prove? I tell you this man was
		innocent while with me. But if he wasn't innocent, he was still with
		me. If he murdered a man in the garden, who was it who must have
		seen--who must at least have known? Do you hate Neil so much as to put
		your own daughter--"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p58">Lady Galloway screamed. Everyone else sat tingling at the touch of
		those satanic tragedies that have been between lovers before now. They
		saw the proud, white face of the Scotch aristocrat and her lover, the
		Irish adventurer, like old portraits in a dark house. The long silence
		was full of formless historical memories of murdered husbands and
		poisonous paramours.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p59">
		In the centre of this morbid silence an innocent voice
		said: "Was it a very long cigar?"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p60">The change of thought was so sharp that they had to look round to
		see who had spoken.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p61">"I mean," said little Father Brown, from the corner of the room, "I
		mean that cigar Mr Brayne is finishing. It seems nearly as long as a
		walking-stick."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p62">Despite the irrelevance there was assent as well as irritation in
		Valentin's face as he lifted his head.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p63">"Quite right," he remarked sharply. "Ivan, go and see about Mr
		Brayne again, and bring him here at once."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p64">The instant the factotum had closed the door, Valentin addressed the
		girl with an entirely new earnestness.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p65">"Lady Margaret," he said, "we all feel, I am sure, both gratitude
		and admiration for your act in rising above your lower dignity and
		explaining the Commandant's conduct. But there is a hiatus still. Lord
		Galloway, I understand, met you passing from the study to the
		drawing-room, and it was only some minutes afterwards that he found the
		garden and the Commandant still walking there."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p66">"You have to remember," replied Margaret, with a faint irony in her
		voice, "that I had just refused him, so we should scarcely have come
		back arm in arm. He is a gentleman, anyhow; and he loitered behind--and
		so got charged with murder."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p67">"In those few moments," said Valentin gravely, "he might
		really--"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p68">The knock came again, and Ivan put in his scarred face.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p69">"Beg pardon, sir," he said, "but Mr Brayne has left the house."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p70">"Left!" cried Valentin, and rose for the first time to his feet.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p71">"Gone. Scooted. Evaporated," replied Ivan in humorous French. "His
		hat and coat are gone, too, and I'll tell you something to cap it all.
		I ran outside the house to find any traces of him, and I found one, and
		a big trace, too."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p72">"What do you mean?" asked Valentin.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p73">"I'll show you," said his servant, and reappeared with a flashing
		naked cavalry sabre, streaked with blood about the point and edge.
		Everyone in the room eyed it as if it were a thunderbolt; but the
		experienced Ivan went on quite quietly:</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p74">"I found this," he said, "flung among the bushes fifty yards up the
		road to Paris. In other words, I found it just where your respectable
		Mr Brayne threw it when he ran away."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p75">There was again a silence, but of a new sort. Valentin took the
		sabre, examined it, reflected with unaffected concentration of thought,
		and then turned a respectful face to O'Brien. "Commandant," he said,
		"we trust you will always produce this weapon if it is wanted for
		police examination. Meanwhile," he added, slapping the steel back in
		the ringing scabbard, "let me return you your sword."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p76">At the military symbolism of the action the audience could hardly
		refrain from applause.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p77">For Neil O'Brien, indeed, that gesture was the turning-point of
		existence. By the time he was wandering in the mysterious garden again
		in the colours of the morning the tragic futility of his ordinary mien
		had fallen from him; he was a man with many reasons for happiness. Lord
		Galloway was a gentleman, and had offered him an apology. Lady Margaret
		was something better than a lady, a woman at least, and had perhaps
		given him something better than an apology, as they drifted among the
		old flowerbeds before breakfast. The whole company was more
		lighthearted and humane, for though the riddle of the death remained,
		the load of suspicion was lifted off them all, and sent flying off to
		Paris with the strange millionaire--a man they hardly knew. The devil
		was cast out of the house--he had cast himself out.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p78">Still, the riddle remained; and when O'Brien threw himself on a
		garden seat beside Dr Simon, that keenly scientific person at once
		resumed it. He did not get much talk out of O'Brien, whose thoughts
		were on pleasanter things.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p79">"I can't say it interests me much," said the Irishman frankly,
		"especially as it seems pretty plain now. Apparently Brayne hated this
		stranger for some reason; lured him into the garden, and killed him
		with my sword. Then he fled to the city, tossing the sword away as he
		went. By the way, Ivan tells me the dead man had a Yankee dollar in his
		pocket. So he was a countryman of Brayne's, and that seems to clinch
		it. I don't see any difficulties about the business."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p80">"There are five colossal difficulties," said the doctor quietly;
		"like high walls within walls. Don't mistake me. I don't doubt that
		Brayne did it; his flight, I fancy, proves that. But as to how he did
		it. First difficulty: Why should a man kill another man with a great
		hulking sabre, when he can almost kill him with a pocket knife and put
		it back in his pocket? Second difficulty: Why was there no noise or
		outcry? Does a man commonly see another come up waving a scimitar and
		offer no remarks? Third difficulty: A servant watched the front door
		all the evening; and a rat cannot get into Valentin's garden anywhere.
		How did the dead man get into the garden? Fourth difficulty: Given the
		same conditions, how did Brayne get out of the garden?"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p81">"And the fifth," said Neil, with eyes fixed on the English priest
		who was coming slowly up the path.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p82">"Is a trifle, I suppose," said the doctor, "but I think an odd one.
		When I first saw how the head had been slashed, I supposed the assassin
		had struck more than once. But on examination I found many cuts across
		the truncated section; in other words, they were struck 
		<i>after</i> the head was off. Did Brayne hate his foe so fiendishly
		that he stood sabring his body in the moonlight?"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p83">"Horrible!" said O'Brien, and shuddered.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p84">
		The little priest, Brown, had arrived while they were
		talking, and had waited, with characteristic shyness, till they had
		finished. Then he said awkwardly:</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p85">"I say, I'm sorry to interrupt. But I was sent to tell you the
		news!"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p86">"News?" repeated Simon, and stared at him rather painfully through
		his glasses.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p87">"Yes, I'm sorry," said Father Brown mildly. "There's been another
		murder, you know."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p88">Both men on the seat sprang up, leaving it rocking.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p89">"And, what's stranger still," continued the priest, with his dull
		eye on the rhododendrons, "it's the same disgusting sort; it's another
		beheading. They found the second head actually bleeding into the river,
		a few yards along Brayne's road to Paris; so they suppose that
		he--"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p90">"Great Heaven!" cried O'Brien. "Is Brayne a monomaniac?"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p91">"There are American vendettas," said the priest impassively. Then he
		added: "They want you to come to the library and see it."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p92">Commandant O'Brien followed the others towards the inquest, feeling
		decidedly sick. As a soldier, he loathed all this secretive carnage;
		where were these extravagant amputations going to stop? First one head
		was hacked off, and then another; in this case (he told himself
		bitterly) it was not true that two heads were better than one. As he
		crossed the study he almost staggered at a shocking coincidence. Upon
		Valentin's table lay the coloured picture of yet a third bleeding head;
		and it was the head of Valentin himself. A second glance showed him it
		was only a Nationalist paper, called 
		<i>The Guillotine</i>, which every week showed one of its political
		opponents with rolling eyes and writhing features just after execution;
		for Valentin was an anti-clerical of some note. But O'Brien was an
		Irishman, with a kind of chastity even in his sins; and his gorge rose
		against that great brutality of the intellect which belongs only to
		France. He felt Paris as a whole, from the grotesques on the Gothic
		churches to the gross caricatures in the newspapers. He remembered the
		gigantic jests of the Revolution. He saw the whole city as one ugly
		energy, from the sanguinary sketch lying on Valentin's table up to
		where, above a mountain and forest of gargoyles, the great devil grins
		on Notre Dame.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p93">The library was long, low, and dark; what light entered it shot from
		under low blinds and had still some of the ruddy tinge of morning.
		Valentin and his servant Ivan were waiting for them at the upper end of
		a long, slightly-sloping desk, on which lay the mortal remains, looking
		enormous in the twilight. The big black figure and yellow face of the
		man found in the garden confronted them essentially unchanged. The
		second head, which had been fished from among the river reeds that
		morning, lay streaming and dripping beside it; Valentin's men were
		still seeking to recover the rest of this second corpse, which was
		supposed to be afloat. Father Brown, who did not seem to share
		O'Brien's sensibilities in the least, went up to the second head and
		examined it with his blinking care. It was little more than a mop of
		wet white hair, fringed with silver fire in the red and level morning
		light; the face, which seemed of an ugly, empurpled and perhaps
		criminal type, had been much battered against trees or stones as it
		tossed in the water.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p94">"Good morning, Commandant O'Brien," said Valentin, with quiet
		cordiality. "You have heard of Brayne's last experiment in butchery, I
		suppose?"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p95">Father Brown was still bending over the head with white hair, and he
		said, without looking up:</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p96">"I suppose it is quite certain that Brayne cut off this head,
		too."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p97">"Well, it seems common sense," said Valentin, with his hands in his
		pockets. "Killed in the same way as the other. Found within a few yards
		of the other. And sliced by the same weapon which we know he carried
		away."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p98">"Yes, yes; I know," replied Father Brown submissively. "Yet, you
		know, I doubt whether Brayne could have cut off this head."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p99">"Why not?" inquired Dr Simon, with a rational stare.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p100">"Well, doctor," said the priest, looking up blinking, "can a man cut
		off his own head? I don't know."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p101">O'Brien felt an insane universe crashing about his ears; but the
		doctor sprang forward with impetuous practicality and pushed back the
		wet white hair.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p102">"Oh, there's no doubt it's Brayne," said the priest quietly. "He had
		exactly that chip in the left ear."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p103">The detective, who had been regarding the priest with steady and
		glittering eyes, opened his clenched mouth and said sharply: "You seem
		to know a lot about him, Father Brown."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p104">"I do," said the little man simply. "I've been about with him for
		some weeks. He was thinking of joining our church."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p105">The star of the fanatic sprang into Valentin's eyes; he strode
		towards the priest with clenched hands. "And, perhaps," he cried, with
		a blasting sneer, "perhaps he was also thinking of leaving all his
		money to your church."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p106">"Perhaps he was," said Brown stolidly; "it is possible."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p107">"In that case," cried Valentin, with a dreadful smile, "you may
		indeed know a great deal about him. About his life and about his--"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p108">Commandant O'Brien laid a hand on Valentin's arm. "Drop that
		slanderous rubbish, Valentin," he said, "or there may be more swords
		yet."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p109">But Valentin (under the steady, humble gaze of the priest) had
		already recovered himself. "Well," he said shortly, "people's private
		opinions can wait. You gentlemen are still bound by your promise to
		stay; you must enforce it on yourselves--and on each other. Ivan here
		will tell you anything more you want to know; I must get to business
		and write to the authorities. We can't keep this quiet any longer. I
		shall be writing in my study if there is any more news."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p110">"Is there any more news, Ivan?" asked Dr Simon, as the chief of
		police strode out of the room.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p111">"Only one more thing, I think, sir," said Ivan, wrinkling up his
		grey old face, "but that's important, too, in its way. There's that old
		buffer you found on the lawn," and he pointed without pretence of
		reverence at the big black body with the yellow head. "We've found out
		who he is, anyhow."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p112">"Indeed!" cried the astonished doctor, "and who is he?"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p113">"His name was Arnold Becker," said the under-detective, "though he
		went by many aliases. He was a wandering sort of scamp, and is known to
		have been in America; so that was where Brayne got his knife into him.
		We didn't have much to do with him ourselves, for he worked mostly in
		Germany. We've communicated, of course, with the German police. But,
		oddly enough, there was a twin brother of his, named Louis Becker, whom
		we had a great deal to do with. In fact, we found it necessary to
		guillotine him only yesterday. Well, it's a rum thing, gentlemen, but
		when I saw that fellow flat on the lawn I had the greatest jump of my
		life. If I hadn't seen Louis Becker guillotined with my own eyes, I'd
		have sworn it was Louis Becker lying there in the grass. Then, of
		course, I remembered his twin brother in Germany, and following up the
		clue--"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p114">The explanatory Ivan stopped, for the excellent reason that nobody
		was listening to him. The Commandant and the doctor were both staring
		at Father Brown, who had sprung stiffly to his feet, and was holding
		his temples tight like a man in sudden and violent pain.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p115">"Stop, stop, stop!" he cried; "stop talking a minute, for I see
		half. Will God give me strength? Will my brain make the one jump and
		see all? Heaven help me! I used to be fairly good at thinking. I could
		paraphrase any page in Aquinas once. Will my head split--or will it
		see? I see half--I only see half."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p116">
		 He buried his head in his hands, and stood in a sort
		of rigid torture of thought or prayer, while the other three could only
		go on staring at this last prodigy of their wild twelve hours.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p117">When Father Brown's hands fell they showed a face quite fresh and
		serious, like a child's. He heaved a huge sigh, and said: "Let us get
		this said and done with as quickly as possible. Look here, this will be
		the quickest way to convince you all of the truth." He turned to the
		doctor. "Dr Simon," he said, "you have a strong head-piece, and I heard
		you this morning asking the five hardest questions about this business.
		Well, if you will ask them again, I will answer them."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p118">Simon's pince-nez dropped from his nose in his doubt and wonder, but
		he answered at once. "Well, the first question, you know, is why a man
		should kill another with a clumsy sabre at all when a man can kill with
		a bodkin?"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p119">"A man cannot behead with a bodkin," said Brown calmly, "and for 
		<i>this</i> murder beheading was absolutely necessary."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p120">"Why?" asked O'Brien, with interest.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p121">"And the next question?" asked Father Brown.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p122">"Well, why didn't the man cry out or anything?" asked the doctor;
		"sabres in gardens are certainly unusual."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p123">"Twigs," said the priest gloomily, and turned to the window which
		looked on the scene of death. "No one saw the point of the twigs. Why
		should they lie on that lawn (look at it) so far from any tree? They
		were not snapped off; they were chopped off. The murderer occupied his
		enemy with some tricks with the sabre, showing how he could cut a
		branch in mid-air, or what not. Then, while his enemy bent down to see
		the result, a silent slash, and the head fell."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p124">"Well," said the doctor slowly, "that seems plausible enough. But my
		next two questions will stump anyone."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p125">The priest still stood looking critically out of the window and
		waited.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p126">"You know how all the garden was sealed up like an air-tight
		chamber," went on the doctor. "Well, how did the strange man get into
		the garden?"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p127">Without turning round, the little priest answered: "There never was
		any strange man in the garden."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p128">There was a silence, and then a sudden cackle of almost childish
		laughter relieved the strain. The absurdity of Brown's remark moved
		Ivan to open taunts.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p129">"Oh!" he cried; "then we didn't lug a great fat corpse on to a sofa
		last night? He hadn't got into the garden, I suppose?"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p130">"Got into the garden?" repeated Brown reflectively. "No, not
		entirely."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p131">"Hang it all," cried Simon, "a man gets into a garden, or he
		doesn't."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p132">"Not necessarily," said the priest, with a faint smile. "What is the
		nest question, doctor?"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p133">"I fancy you're ill," exclaimed Dr Simon sharply; "but I'll ask the
		next question if you like. How did Brayne get out of the garden?"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p134">"He didn't get out of the garden," said the priest, still looking
		out of the window.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p135">"Didn't get out of the garden?" exploded Simon.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p136">"Not completely," said Father Brown.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p137">Simon shook his fists in a frenzy of French logic. "A man gets out
		of a garden, or he doesn't," he cried.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p138">"Not always," said Father Brown.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p139">Dr Simon sprang to his feet impatiently. "I have no time to spare on
		such senseless talk," he cried angrily. "If you can't understand a man
		being on one side of a wall or the other, I won't trouble you
		further."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p140">"Doctor," said the cleric very gently, "we have always got on very
		pleasantly together. If only for the sake of old friendship, stop and
		tell me your fifth question."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p141">The impatient Simon sank into a chair by the door and said briefly:
		"The head and shoulders were cut about in a queer way. It seemed to be
		done after death."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p142">"Yes," said the motionless priest, "it was done so as to make you
		assume exactly the one simple falsehood that you did assume. It was
		done to make you take for granted that the head belonged to the
		body."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p143">The borderland of the brain, where all the monsters are made, moved
		horribly in the Gaelic O'Brien. He felt the chaotic presence of all the
		horse-men and fish-women that man's unnatural fancy has begotten. A
		voice older than his first fathers seemed saying in his ear: "Keep out
		of the monstrous garden where grows the tree with double fruit. Avoid
		the evil garden where died the man with two heads." Yet, while these
		shameful symbolic shapes passed across the ancient mirror of his Irish
		soul, his Frenchified intellect was quite alert, and was watching the
		odd priest as closely and incredulously as all the rest.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p144">Father Brown had turned round at last, and stood against the window,
		with his face in dense shadow; but even in that shadow they could see
		it was pale as ashes. Nevertheless, he spoke quite sensibly, as if
		there were no Gaelic souls on earth.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p145">"Gentlemen," he said, "you did not find the strange body of Becker
		in the garden. You did not find any strange body in the garden. In face
		of Dr Simon's rationalism, I still affirm that Becker was only partly
		present. Look here!" (pointing to the black bulk of the mysterious
		corpse) "you never saw that man in your lives. Did you ever see this
		man?"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p146">He rapidly rolled away the bald-yellow head of the unknown, and put
		in its place the white-maned head beside it. And there, complete,
		unified, unmistakable, lay Julius K. Brayne.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p147">"The murderer," went on Brown quietly, "hacked off his enemy's head
		and flung the sword far over the wall. But he was too clever to fling
		the sword only. He flung the 
		<i>head</i> over the wall also. Then he had only to clap on another
		head to the corpse, and (as he insisted on a private inquest) you all
		imagined a totally new man."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p148">"Clap on another head!" said O'Brien staring. "What other head?
		Heads don't grow on garden bushes, do they?"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p149">"No," said Father Brown huskily, and looking at his boots; "there is
		only one place where they grow. They grow in the basket of the
		guillotine, beside which the chief of police, Aristide Valentin, was
		standing not an hour before the murder. Oh, my friends, hear me a
		minute more before you tear me in pieces. Valentin is an honest man, if
		being mad for an arguable cause is honesty. But did you never see in
		that cold, grey eye of his that he is mad! He would do anything, 
		<i>anything</i>, to break what he calls the superstition of the Cross.
		He has fought for it and starved for it, and now he has murdered for
		it. Brayne's crazy millions had hitherto been scattered among so many
		sects that they did little to alter the balance of things. But Valentin
		heard a whisper that Brayne, like so many scatter-brained sceptics, was
		drifting to us; and that was quite a different thing. Brayne would pour
		supplies into the impoverished and pugnacious Church of France; he
		would support six Nationalist newspapers like 
		<i>The Guillotine</i>. The battle was already balanced on a point, and
		the fanatic took flame at the risk. He resolved to destroy the
		millionaire, and he did it as one would expect the greatest of
		detectives to commit his only crime. He abstracted the severed head of
		Becker on some criminological excuse, and took it home in his official
		box. He had that last argument with Brayne, that Lord Galloway did not
		hear the end of; that failing, he led him out into the sealed garden,
		talked about swordsmanship, used twigs and a sabre for illustration,
		and--"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p150">Ivan of the Scar sprang up. "You lunatic," he yelled; "you'll go to
		my master now, if I take you by--"</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p151">"Why, I was going there," said Brown heavily; "I must ask him to
		confess, and all that."</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p152">Driving the unhappy Brown before them like a hostage or sacrifice,
		they rushed together into the sudden stillness of Valentin's study.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p153">The great detective sat at his desk apparently too occupied to hear
		their turbulent entrance. They paused a moment, and then something in
		the look of that upright and elegant back made the doctor run forward
		suddenly. A touch and a glance showed him that there was a small box of
		pills at Valentin's elbow, and that Valentin was dead in his chair; and
		on the blind face of the suicide was more than the pride of Cato.</p>
		<p class="normal" id="ii-p154" />
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		<p id="iii-p1">If you meet a member of that select club, "The
		Twelve True Fishermen," entering the Vernon Hotel for the annual
		club dinner, you will observe, as he takes off his overcoat, that
		his evening coat is green and not black. If (supposing that you
		have the star-defying audacity to address such a being) you ask him
		why, he will probably answer that he does it to avoid being
		mistaken for a waiter. You will then retire crushed. But you will
		leave behind you a mystery as yet unsolved and a tale worth
		telling.</p>
		<p id="iii-p2">If (to pursue the same vein of improbable conjecture) you were
		to meet a mild, hard-working little priest, named Father Brown, and
		were to ask him what he thought was the most singular luck of his
		life, he would probably reply that upon the whole his best stroke
		was at the Vernon Hotel, where he had averted a crime and, perhaps,
		saved a soul, merely by listening to a few footsteps in a passage.
		He is perhaps a little proud of this wild and wonderful guess of
		his, and it is possible that he might refer to it. But since it is
		immeasurably unlikely that you will ever rise high enough in the
		social world to find "The Twelve True Fishermen," or that you will
		ever sink low enough among slums and criminals to find Father
		Brown, I fear you will never hear the story at all unless you hear
		it from me.</p>
		<p id="iii-p3">The Vernon Hotel at which The Twelve True Fishermen held their
		annual dinners was an institution such as can only exist in an
		oligarchical society which has almost gone mad on good manners. It
		was that topsy-turvy product--an "exclusive" commercial enterprise.
		That is, it was a thing which paid not by attracting people, but
		actually by turning people away. In the heart of a plutocracy
		tradesmen become cunning enough to be more fastidious than their
		customers. They positively create difficulties so that their
		wealthy and weary clients may spend money and diplomacy in
		overcoming them. If there were a fashionable hotel in London which
		no man could enter who was under six foot, society would meekly
		make up parties of six-foot men to dine in it. If there were an
		expensive restaurant which by a mere caprice of its proprietor was
		only open on Thursday afternoon, it would be crowded on Thursday
		afternoon. The Vernon Hotel stood, as if by accident, in the corner
		of a square in Belgravia. It was a small hotel; and a very
		inconvenient one. But its very inconveniences were considered as
		walls protecting a particular class. One inconvenience, in
		particular, was held to be of vital importance: the fact that
		practically only twenty-four people could dine in the place at
		once. The only big dinner table was the celebrated terrace table,
		which stood open to the air on a sort of veranda overlooking one of
		the most exquisite old gardens in London. Thus it happened that
		even the twenty-four seats at this table could only be enjoyed in
		warm weather; and this making the enjoyment yet more difficult made
		it yet more desired. The existing owner of the hotel was a Jew
		named Lever; and he made nearly a million out of it, by making it
		difficult to get into. Of course he combined with this limitation
		in the scope of his enterprise the most careful polish in its
		performance. The wines and cooking were really as good as any in
		Europe, and the demeanour of the attendants exactly mirrored the
		fixed mood of the English upper class. The proprietor knew all his
		waiters like the fingers on his hand; there were only fifteen of
		them all told. It was much easier to become a Member of Parliament
		than to become a waiter in that hotel. Each waiter was trained in
		terrible silence and smoothness, as if he were a gentleman's
		servant. And, indeed, there was generally at least one waiter to
		every gentleman who dined.</p>
		<p id="iii-p4">The club of The Twelve True Fishermen would not have consented
		to dine anywhere but in such a place, for it insisted on a
		luxurious privacy; and would have been quite upset by the mere
		thought that any other club was even dining in the same building.
		On the occasion of their annual dinner the Fishermen were in the
		habit of exposing all their treasures, as if they were in a private
		house, especially the celebrated set of fish knives and forks which
		were, as it were, the insignia of the society, each being
		exquisitely wrought in silver in the form of a fish, and each
		loaded at the hilt with one large pearl. These were always laid out
		for the fish course, and the fish course was always the most
		magnificent in that magnificent repast. The society had a vast
		number of ceremonies and observances, but it had no history and no
		object; that was where it was so very aristocratic. You did not
		have to be anything in order to be one of the Twelve Fishers;
		unless you were already a certain sort of person, you never even
		heard of them. It had been in existence twelve years. Its president
		was Mr Audley. Its vice-president was the Duke of Chester.</p>
		<p id="iii-p5">If I have in any degree conveyed the atmosphere of this
		appalling hotel, the reader may feel a natural wonder as to how I
		came to know anything about it, and may even speculate as to how so
		ordinary a person as my friend Father Brown came to find himself in
		that golden galley. As far as that is concerned, my story is
		simple, or even vulgar. There is in the world a very aged rioter
		and demagogue who breaks into the most refined retreats with the
		dreadful information that all men are brothers, and wherever this
		leveller went on his pale horse it was Father Brown's trade to
		follow. One of the waiters, an Italian, had been struck down with a
		paralytic stroke that afternoon; and his Jewish employer,
		marvelling mildly at such superstitions, had consented to send for
		the nearest Popish priest. With what the waiter confessed to Father
		Brown we are not concerned, for the excellent reason that that
		cleric kept it to himself; but apparently it involved him in
		writing out a note or statement for the conveying of some message
		or the righting of some wrong. Father Brown, therefore, with a meek
		impudence which he would have shown equally in Buckingham Palace,
		asked to be provided with a room and writing materials. Mr Lever
		was torn in two. He was a kind man, and had also that bad imitation
		of kindness, the dislike of any difficulty or scene. At the same
		time the presence of one unusual stranger in his hotel that evening
		was like a speck of dirt on something just cleaned. There was never
		any borderland or anteroom in the Vernon Hotel, no people waiting
		in the hall, no customers coming in on chance. There were fifteen
		waiters. There were twelve guests. It would be as startling to find
		a new guest in the hotel that night as to find a new brother taking
		breakfast or tea in one's own family. Moreover, the priest's
		appearance was second-rate and his clothes muddy; a mere glimpse of
		him afar off might precipitate a crisis in the club. Mr Lever at
		last hit on a plan to cover, since he might not obliterate, the
		disgrace. When you enter (as you never will) the Vernon Hotel, you
		pass down a short passage decorated with a few dingy but important
		pictures, and come to the main vestibule and lounge which opens on
		your right into passages leading to the public rooms, and on your
		left to a similar passage pointing to the kitchens and offices of
		the hotel. Immediately on your left hand is the corner of a glass
		office, which abuts upon the lounge--a house within a house, so to
		speak, like the old hotel bar which probably once occupied its
		place.</p>
		<p id="iii-p6">In this office sat the representative of the
		proprietor (nobody in this place ever appeared in person if he
		could help it), and just beyond the office, on the way to the
		servants' quarters, was the gentlemen's cloak-room, the last
		boundary of the gentlemen's domain. But between the office and the
		cloak room was a small private room without other outlet, sometimes
		used by the proprietor for delicate and important matters, such as
		lending a duke a thousand pounds or declining to lend him sixpence.
		It is a mark of the magnificent tolerance of Mr Lever that he
		permitted this holy place to be for about half an hour profaned by
		a mere priest, scribbling away on a piece of paper. The story which
		Father Brown was writing down was very likely a much better story
		than this one, only it will never be known. I can merely state that
		it was very nearly as long, and that the last two or three
		paragraphs of it were the least exciting and absorbing.</p>
		<p id="iii-p7">For it was by the time that he had reached these that the priest
		began a little to allow his thoughts to wander and his animal
		senses, which were commonly keen, to awaken. The time of darkness
		and dinner was drawing on; his own forgotten little room was
		without a light, and perhaps the gathering gloom, as occasionally
		happens, sharpened the sense of sound. As Father Brown wrote the
		last and least essential part of his document, he caught himself
		writing to the rhythm of a recurrent noise outside, just as one
		sometimes thinks to the tune of a railway train. When he became
		conscious of the thing he found what it was: only the ordinary
		patter of feet passing the door, which in an hotel was no very
		unlikely matter. Nevertheless, he stared at the darkened ceiling,
		and listened to the sound. After he had listened for a few seconds
		dreamily, he got to his feet and listened intently, with his head a
		little on one side. Then he sat down again and buried his brow in
		his hands, now not merely listening, but listening and thinking
		also.</p>
		<p id="iii-p8">The footsteps outside at any given moment were such as one might
		hear in any hotel; and yet, taken as a whole, there was something
		very strange about them. There were no other footsteps. It was
		always a very silent house, for the few familiar guests went at
		once to their own apartments, and the well-trained waiters were
		told to be almost invisible until they were wanted. One could not
		conceive any place where there was less reason to apprehend
		anything irregular. But these footsteps were so odd that one could
		not decide to call them regular or irregular. Father Brown followed
		them with his finger on the edge of the table, like a man trying to
		learn a tune on the piano.</p>
		<p id="iii-p9">First, there came a long rush of rapid little steps, such as a
		light man might make in winning a walking race. At a certain point
		they stopped and changed to a sort of slow, swinging stamp,
		numbering not a quarter of the steps, but occupying about the same
		time. The moment the last echoing stamp had died away would come
		again the run or ripple of light, hurrying feet, and then again the
		thud of the heavier walking. It was certainly the same pair of
		boots, partly because (as has been said) there were no other boots
		about, and partly because they had a small but unmistakable creak
		in them. Father Brown had the kind of head that cannot help asking
		questions; and on this apparently trivial question his head almost
		split. He had seen men run in order to jump. He had seen men run in
		order to slide. But why on earth should a man run in order to walk?
		Or, again, why should he walk in order to run? Yet no other
		description would cover the antics of this invisible pair of legs.
		The man was either walking very fast down one-half of the corridor
		in order to walk very slow down the other half; or he was walking
		very slow at one end to have the rapture of walking fast at the
		other. Neither suggestion seemed to make much sense. His brain was
		growing darker and darker, like his room.</p>
		<p id="iii-p10">Yet, as he began to think steadily, the very blackness of his
		cell seemed to make his thoughts more vivid; he began to see as in
		a kind of vision the fantastic feet capering along the corridor in
		unnatural or symbolic attitudes. Was it a heathen religious dance?
		Or some entirely new kind of scientific exercise? Father Brown
		began to ask himself with more exactness what the steps suggested.
		Taking the slow step first: it certainly was not the step of the
		proprietor. Men of his type walk with a rapid waddle, or they sit
		still. It could not be any servant or messenger waiting for
		directions. It did not sound like it. The poorer orders (in an
		oligarchy) sometimes lurch about when they are slightly drunk, but
		generally, and especially in such gorgeous scenes, they stand or
		sit in constrained attitudes. No; that heavy yet springy step, with
		a kind of careless emphasis, not specially noisy, yet not caring
		what noise it made, belonged to only one of the animals of this
		earth. It was a gentleman of western Europe, and probably one who
		had never worked for his living.</p>
		<p id="iii-p11">Just as he came to this solid certainty, the step changed to the
		quicker one, and ran past the door as feverishly as a rat. The
		listener remarked that though this step was much swifter it was
		also much more noiseless, almost as if the man were walking on
		tiptoe. Yet it was not associated in his mind with secrecy, but
		with something else--something that he could not remember. He was
		maddened by one of those half-memories that make a man feel
		half-witted. Surely he had heard that strange, swift walking
		somewhere. Suddenly he sprang to his feet with a new idea in his
		head, and walked to the door. His room had no direct outlet on the
		passage, but let on one side into the glass office, and on the
		other into the cloak-room beyond. He tried the door into the
		office, and found it locked. Then he looked at the window, now a
		square pane full of purple cloud cleft by livid sunset, and for an
		instant he smelt evil as a dog smells rats.</p>
		<p id="iii-p12">The rational part of him (whether the wiser or not) regained its
		supremacy. He remembered that the proprietor had told him that he
		should lock the door, and would come later to release him. He told
		himself that twenty things he had not thought of might explain the
		eccentric sounds outside; he reminded himself that there was just
		enough light left to finish his own proper work. Bringing his paper
		to the window so as to catch the last stormy evening light, he
		resolutely plunged once more into the almost completed record. He
		had written for about twenty minutes, bending closer and closer to
		his paper in the lessening light; then suddenly he sat upright. He
		had heard the strange feet once more.</p>
		<p id="iii-p13">This time they had a third oddity. Previously the unknown man
		had walked, with levity indeed and lightning quickness, but he had
		walked. This time he ran. One could hear the swift, soft, bounding
		steps coming along the corridor, like the pads of a fleeing and
		leaping panther. Whoever was coming was a very strong, active man,
		in still yet tearing excitement. Yet, when the sound had swept up
		to the office like a sort of whispering whirlwind, it suddenly
		changed again to the old slow, swaggering stamp.</p>
		<p id="iii-p14">Father Brown flung down his paper, and, knowing
		the office door to be locked, went at once into the cloak-room on
		the other side. The attendant of this place was temporarily absent,
		probably because the only guests were at dinner and his office was
		a sinecure. After groping through a grey forest of overcoats, he
		found that the dim cloak-room opened on the lighted corridor in the
		form of a sort of counter or half-door, like most of the counters
		across which we have all handed umbrellas and received tickets.
		There was a light immediately above the semi-circular arch of this
		opening. It threw little illumination on Father Brown himself, who
		seemed a mere dark outline against the dim sunset window behind
		him. But it threw an almost theatrical light on the man who stood
		outside the cloak-room in the corridor.</p>
		<p id="iii-p15">He was an elegant man in very plain evening-dress; tall, but
		with an air of not taking up much room; one felt that he could have
		slid along like a shadow where many smaller men would have been
		obvious and obstructive. His face, now flung back in the lamplight,
		was swarthy and vivacious, the face of a foreigner. His figure was
		good, his manners good-humoured and confident; a critic could only
		say that his black coat was a shade below his figure and manners,
		and even bulged and bagged in an odd way. The moment he caught
		sight of Brown's black silhouette against the sunset, he tossed
		down a scrap of paper with a number and called out with amiable
		authority: "I want my hat and coat, please; I find I have to go
		away at once."</p>
		<p id="iii-p16">Father Brown took the paper without a word, and obediently went
		to look for the coat; it was not the first menial work he had done
		in his life. He brought it and laid it on the counter; meanwhile,
		the strange gentleman who had been feeling in his waistcoat pocket,
		said laughing: "I haven't got any silver; you can keep this." And
		he threw down half a sovereign, and caught up his coat.</p>
		<p id="iii-p17">Father Brown's figure remained quite dark and still; but in that
		instant he had lost his head. His head was always most valuable
		when he had lost it. In such moments he put two and two together
		and made four million. Often the Catholic Church (which is wedded
		to common sense) did not approve of it. Often he did not approve of
		it himself. But it was real inspiration--important at rare
		crises--when whosoever shall lose his head the same shall save
		it.</p>
		<p id="iii-p18">"I think, sir," he said civilly, "that you have some silver in
		your pocket."</p>
		<p id="iii-p19">The tall gentleman stared. "Hang it," he cried, "if I choose to
		give you gold, why should you complain?"</p>
		<p id="iii-p20">"Because silver is sometimes more valuable than gold," said the
		priest mildly; "that is, in large quantities."</p>
		<p id="iii-p21">The stranger looked at him curiously. Then he looked still more
		curiously up the passage towards the main entrance. Then he looked
		back at Brown again, and then he looked very carefully at the
		window beyond Brown's head, still coloured with the after-glow of
		the storm. Then he seemed to make up his mind. He put one hand on
		the counter, vaulted over as easily as an acrobat and towered above
		the priest, putting one tremendous hand upon his collar.</p>
		<p id="iii-p22">"Stand still," he said, in a hacking whisper. "I don't want to
		threaten you, but--"</p>
		<p id="iii-p23">"I do want to threaten you," said Father Brown, in a voice like
		a rolling drum, "I want to threaten you with the worm that dieth
		not, and the fire that is not quenched."</p>
		<p id="iii-p24">"You're a rum sort of cloak-room clerk," said the other.</p>
		<p id="iii-p25">"I am a priest, Monsieur Flambeau," said Brown, "and I am ready
		to hear your confession."</p>
		<p id="iii-p26">The other stood gasping for a few moments, and then staggered
		back into a chair.</p>
		
		
		<p id="iii-p27">The first two courses of the dinner of The Twelve True Fishermen
		had proceeded with placid success. I do not possess a copy of the
		menu; and if I did it would not convey anything to anybody. It was
		written in a sort of super-French employed by cooks, but quite
		unintelligible to Frenchmen. There was a tradition in the club that
		the <i>hors d'oeuvres</i> should be various and manifold to the
		point of madness. They were taken seriously because they were
		avowedly useless extras, like the whole dinner and the whole club.
		There was also a tradition that the soup course should be light and
		unpretending--a sort of simple and austere vigil for the feast of
		fish that was to come. The talk was that strange, slight talk which
		governs the British Empire, which governs it in secret, and yet
		would scarcely enlighten an ordinary Englishman even if he could
		overhear it. Cabinet ministers on both sides were alluded to by
		their Christian names with a sort of bored benignity. The Radical
		Chancellor of the Exchequer, whom the whole Tory party was supposed
		to be cursing for his extortions, was praised for his minor poetry,
		or his saddle in the hunting-field. The Tory leader, whom all
		Liberals were supposed to hate as a tyrant, was discussed and, on
		the whole, praised--as a Liberal. It seemed somehow that
		politicians were very important. And yet, anything seemed important
		about them except their politics. Mr Audley, the chairman, was an
		amiable, elderly man who still wore Gladstone collars; he was a
		kind of symbol of all that phantasmal and yet fixed society. He had
		never done anything--not even anything wrong. He was not fast; he
		was not even particularly rich. He was simply in the thing; and
		there was an end of it. No party could ignore him, and if he had
		wished to be in the Cabinet he certainly would have been put there.
		The Duke of Chester, the vice-president, was a young and rising
		politician. That is to say, he was a pleasant youth, with flat,
		fair hair and a freckled face, with moderate intelligence and
		enormous estates. In public his appearances were always successful
		and his principle was simple enough. When he thought of a joke he
		made it, and was called brilliant. When he could not think of a
		joke he said that this was no time for trifling, and was called
		able. In private, in a club of his own class, he was simply quite
		pleasantly frank and silly, like a schoolboy. Mr Audley, never
		having been in politics, treated them a little more seriously.
		Sometimes he even embarrassed the company by phrases suggesting
		that there was some difference between a Liberal and a
		Conservative. He himself was a Conservative, even in private life.
		He had a roll of grey hair over the back of his collar, like
		certain old-fashioned statesmen, and seen from behind he looked
		like the man the empire wants. Seen from the front he looked like a
		mild, self-indulgent bachelor, with rooms in the Albany--which he
		was.</p>
		<p id="iii-p28">As has been remarked, there were twenty-four seats at the
		terrace table, and only twelve members of the club. Thus they could
		occupy the terrace in the most luxurious style of all, being ranged
		along the inner side of the table, with no one opposite, commanding
		an uninterrupted view of the garden, the colours of which were
		still vivid, though evening was closing in somewhat luridly for the
		time of year. The chairman sat in the centre of the line, and the
		vice-president at the right-hand end of it. When the twelve guests
		first trooped into their seats it was the custom (for some unknown
		reason) for all the fifteen waiters to stand lining the wall like
		troops presenting arms to the king, while the fat proprietor stood
		and bowed to the club with radiant surprise, as if he had never
		heard of them before. But before the first chink of knife and fork
		this army of retainers had vanished, only the one or two required
		to collect and distribute the plates darting about in deathly
		silence. Mr Lever, the proprietor, of course had disappeared in
		convulsions of courtesy long before. It would be exaggerative,
		indeed irreverent, to say that he ever positively appeared again.
		But when the important course, the fish course, was being brought
		on, there was--how shall I put it?--a vivid shadow, a projection of
		his personality, which told that he was hovering near. The sacred
		fish course consisted (to the eyes of the vulgar) in a sort of
		monstrous pudding, about the size and shape of a wedding cake, in
		which some considerable number of interesting fishes had finally
		lost the shapes which God had given to them. The Twelve True
		Fishermen took up their celebrated fish knives and fish forks, and
		approached it as gravely as if every inch of the pudding cost as
		much as the silver fork it was eaten with. So it did, for all I
		know. This course was dealt with in eager and devouring silence;
		and it was only when his plate was nearly empty that the young duke
		made the ritual remark: "They can't do this anywhere but here."</p>
		<p id="iii-p29">"Nowhere," said Mr Audley, in a deep bass voice, turning to the
		speaker and nodding his venerable head a number of times. "Nowhere,
		assuredly, except here. It was represented to me that at the
		Café Anglais--"</p>
		<p id="iii-p30">Here he was interrupted and even agitated for a moment by the
		removal of his plate, but he recaptured the valuable thread of his
		thoughts. "It was represented to me that the same could be done at
		the Café Anglais. Nothing like it, sir," he said, shaking
		his head ruthlessly, like a hanging judge. "Nothing like it."</p>
		<p id="iii-p31">"Overrated place," said a certain Colonel Pound, speaking (by
		the look of him) for the first time for some months.</p>
		<p id="iii-p32">"Oh, I don't know," said the Duke of Chester, who was an
		optimist, "it's jolly good for some things. You can't beat it
		at--"</p>
		<p id="iii-p33">A waiter came swiftly along the room, and then stopped dead. His
		stoppage was as silent as his tread; but all those vague and kindly
		gentlemen were so used to the utter smoothness of the unseen
		machinery which surrounded and supported their lives, that a waiter
		doing anything unexpected was a start and a jar. They felt as you
		and I would feel if the inanimate world disobeyed--if a chair ran
		away from us.</p>
		<p id="iii-p34">The waiter stood staring a few seconds, while there deepened on
		every face at table a strange shame which is wholly the product of
		our time. It is the combination of modern humanitarianism with the
		horrible modern abyss between the souls of the rich and poor. A
		genuine historic aristocrat would have thrown things at the waiter,
		beginning with empty bottles, and very probably ending with money.
		A genuine democrat would have asked him, with comrade-like
		clearness of speech, what the devil he was doing. But these modern
		plutocrats could not bear a poor man near to them, either as a
		slave or as a friend. That something had gone wrong with the
		servants was merely a dull, hot embarrassment. They did not want to
		be brutal, and they dreaded the need to be benevolent. They wanted
		the thing, whatever it was, to be over. It was over. The waiter,
		after standing for some seconds rigid, like a cataleptic, turned
		round and ran madly out of the room.</p>
		<p id="iii-p35"> When he reappeared in the room, or rather in
		the doorway, it was in company with another waiter, with whom he
		whispered and gesticulated with southern fierceness. Then the first
		waiter went away, leaving the second waiter, and reappeared with a
		third waiter. By the time a fourth waiter had joined this hurried
		synod, Mr Audley felt it necessary to break the silence in the
		interests of Tact. He used a very loud cough, instead of a
		presidential hammer, and said: "Splendid work young Moocher's doing
		in Burmah. Now, no other nation in the world could have--"</p>
		<p id="iii-p36">A fifth waiter had sped towards him like an arrow, and was
		whispering in his ear: "So sorry. Important! Might the proprietor
		speak to you?"</p>
		<p id="iii-p37">The chairman turned in disorder, and with a dazed stare saw Mr
		Lever coming towards them with his lumbering quickness. The gait of
		the good proprietor was indeed his usual gait, but his face was by
		no means usual. Generally it was a genial copper-brown; now it was
		a sickly yellow.</p>
		<p id="iii-p38">"You will pardon me, Mr Audley," he said, with asthmatic
		breathlessness. "I have great apprehensions. Your fish-plates, they
		are cleared away with the knife and fork on them!"</p>
		<p id="iii-p39">"Well, I hope so," said the chairman, with some warmth.</p>
		<p id="iii-p40">"You see him?" panted the excited hotel keeper; "you see the
		waiter who took them away? You know him?"</p>
		<p id="iii-p41">"Know the waiter?" answered Mr Audley indignantly. "Certainly
		not!"</p>
		<p id="iii-p42">Mr Lever opened his hands with a gesture of agony. "I never send
		him," he said. "I know not when or why he come. I send my waiter to
		take away the plates, and he find them already away."</p>
		<p id="iii-p43">Mr Audley still looked rather too bewildered to be really the
		man the empire wants; none of the company could say anything except
		the man of wood--Colonel Pound--who seemed galvanised into an
		unnatural life. He rose rigidly from his chair, leaving all the
		rest sitting, screwed his eyeglass into his eye, and spoke in a
		raucous undertone as if he had half-forgotten how to speak. "Do you
		mean," he said, "that somebody has stolen our silver fish
		service?"</p>
		<p id="iii-p44">The proprietor repeated the open-handed gesture with even
		greater helplessness and in a flash all the men at the table were
		on their feet.</p>
		<p id="iii-p45">"Are all your waiters here?" demanded the colonel, in his low,
		harsh accent.</p>
		<p id="iii-p46">"Yes; they're all here. I noticed it myself," cried the young
		duke, pushing his boyish face into the inmost ring. "Always count
		'em as I come in; they look so queer standing up against the
		wall."</p>
		<p id="iii-p47">"But surely one cannot exactly remember," began Mr Audley, with
		heavy hesitation.</p>
		<p id="iii-p48">"I remember exactly, I tell you," cried the duke excitedly.
		"There never have been more than fifteen waiters at this place, and
		there were no more than fifteen tonight, I'll swear; no more and no
		less."</p>
		<p id="iii-p49">The proprietor turned upon him, quaking in a kind of palsy of
		surprise. "You say--you say," he stammered, "that you see all my
		fifteen waiters?"</p>
		<p id="iii-p50">"As usual," assented the duke. "What is the matter with
		that!"</p>
		<p id="iii-p51">"Nothing," said Lever, with a deepening accent, "only you did
		not. For one of zem is dead upstairs."</p>
		<p id="iii-p52"> There was a shocking stillness for an instant
		in that room. It may be (so supernatural is the word death) that
		each of those idle men looked for a second at his soul, and saw it
		as a small dried pea. One of them--the duke, I think--even said
		with the idiotic kindness of wealth: "Is there anything we can
		do?"</p>
		<p id="iii-p53">"He has had a priest," said the Jew, not untouched.</p>
		<p id="iii-p54">Then, as to the clang of doom, they awoke to their own position.
		For a few weird seconds they had really felt as if the fifteenth
		waiter might be the ghost of the dead man upstairs. They had been
		dumb under that oppression, for ghosts were to them an
		embarrassment, like beggars. But the remembrance of the silver
		broke the spell of the miraculous; broke it abruptly and with a
		brutal reaction. The colonel flung over his chair and strode to the
		door. "If there was a fifteenth man here, friends," he said, "that
		fifteenth fellow was a thief. Down at once to the front and back
		doors and secure everything; then we'll talk. The twenty-four
		pearls of the club are worth recovering."</p>
		<p id="iii-p55">Mr Audley seemed at first to hesitate about whether it was
		gentlemanly to be in such a hurry about anything; but, seeing the
		duke dash down the stairs with youthful energy, he followed with a
		more mature motion.</p>
		<p id="iii-p56">At the same instant a sixth waiter ran into the room, and
		declared that he had found the pile of fish plates on a sideboard,
		with no trace of the silver.</p>
		<p id="iii-p57">The crowd of diners and attendants that tumbled helter-skelter
		down the passages divided into two groups. Most of the Fishermen
		followed the proprietor to the front room to demand news of any
		exit. Colonel Pound, with the chairman, the vice-president, and one
		or two others darted down the corridor leading to the servants'
		quarters, as the more likely line of escape. As they did so they
		passed the dim alcove or cavern of the cloak-room, and saw a short,
		black-coated figure, presumably an attendant, standing a little way
		back in the shadow of it.</p>
		<p id="iii-p58">"Hallo, there!" called out the duke. "Have you seen anyone
		pass?"</p>
		<p id="iii-p59">The short figure did not answer the question directly, but
		merely said: "Perhaps I have got what you are looking for,
		gentlemen."</p>
		<p id="iii-p60">They paused, wavering and wondering, while he quietly went to
		the back of the cloak-room, and came back with both hands full of
		shining silver, which he laid out on the counter as calmly as a
		salesman. It took the form of a dozen quaintly shaped forks and
		knives.</p>
		<p id="iii-p61">"You--you--" began the colonel, quite thrown off his balance at
		last. Then he peered into the dim little room and saw two things:
		first, that the short, black-clad man was dressed like a clergyman;
		and, second, that the window of the room behind him was burst, as
		if someone had passed violently through. "Valuable things to
		deposit in a cloak-room, aren't they?" remarked the clergyman, with
		cheerful composure.</p>
		<p id="iii-p62">"Did--did you steal those things?" stammered Mr Audley, with
		staring eyes.</p>
		<p id="iii-p63">"If I did," said the cleric pleasantly, "at least I am bringing
		them back again."</p>
		<p id="iii-p64">"But you didn't," said Colonel Pound, still staring at the
		broken window.</p>
		<p id="iii-p65">"To make a clean breast of it, I didn't," said the other, with
		some humour. And he seated himself quite gravely on a stool. "But
		you know who did," said the, colonel.</p>
		<p id="iii-p66">"I don't know his real name," said the priest placidly, "but I
		know something of his fighting weight, and a great deal about his
		spiritual difficulties. I formed the physical estimate when he was
		trying to throttle me, and the moral estimate when he
		repented."</p>
		<p id="iii-p67">"Oh, I say--repented!" cried young Chester, with a sort of crow
		of laughter.</p>
		<p id="iii-p68">Father Brown got to his feet, putting his hands behind him.
		"Odd, isn't it," he said, "that a thief and a vagabond should
		repent, when so many who are rich and secure remain hard and
		frivolous, and without fruit for God or man? But there, if you will
		excuse me, you trespass a little upon my province. If you doubt the
		penitence as a practical fact, there are your knives and forks. You
		are The Twelve True Fishers, and there are all your silver fish.
		But He has made me a fisher of men."</p>
		<p id="iii-p69">"Did you catch this man?" asked the colonel, frowning.</p>
		<p id="iii-p70">Father Brown looked him full in his frowning face. "Yes," he
		said, "I caught him, with an unseen hook and an invisible line
		which is long enough to let him wander to the ends of the world,
		and still to bring him back with a twitch upon the thread."</p>
		<p id="iii-p71">There was a long silence. All the other men present drifted away
		to carry the recovered silver to their comrades, or to consult the
		proprietor about the queer condition of affairs. But the grim-faced
		colonel still sat sideways on the counter, swinging his long, lank
		legs and biting his dark moustache.</p>
		<p id="iii-p72">At last he said quietly to the priest: "He must have been a
		clever fellow, but I think I know a cleverer."</p>
		<p id="iii-p73">"He was a clever fellow," answered the other, "but I am not
		quite sure of what other you mean."</p>
		<p id="iii-p74">"I mean you," said the colonel, with a short laugh. "I don't
		want to get the fellow jailed; make yourself easy about that. But
		I'd give a good many silver forks to know exactly how you fell into
		this affair, and how you got the stuff out of him. I reckon you're
		the most up-to-date devil of the present company."</p>
		<p id="iii-p75">Father Brown seemed rather to like the saturnine candour of the
		soldier. "Well," he said, smiling, "I mustn't tell you anything of
		the man's identity, or his own story, of course; but there's no
		particular reason why I shouldn't tell you of the mere outside
		facts which I found out for myself."</p>
		<p id="iii-p76">He hopped over the barrier with unexpected activity, and sat
		beside Colonel Pound, kicking his short legs like a little boy on a
		gate. He began to tell the story as easily as if he were telling it
		to an old friend by a Christmas fire.</p>
		<p id="iii-p77">"You see, colonel," he said, "I was shut up in
		that small room there doing some writing, when I heard a pair of
		feet in this passage doing a dance that was as queer as the dance
		of death. First came quick, funny little steps, like a man walking
		on tiptoe for a wager; then came slow, careless, creaking steps, as
		of a big man walking about with a cigar. But they were both made by
		the same feet, I swear, and they came in rotation; first the run
		and then the walk, and then the run again. I wondered at first idly
		and then wildly why a man should act these two parts at once. One
		walk I knew; it was just like yours, colonel. It was the walk of a
		well-fed gentleman waiting for something, who strolls about rather
		because he is physically alert than because he is mentally
		impatient. I knew that I knew the other walk, too, but I could not
		remember what it was. What wild creature had I met on my travels
		that tore along on tiptoe in that extraordinary style? Then I heard
		a clink of plates somewhere; and the answer stood up as plain as St
		Peter's. It was the walk of a waiter--that walk with the body
		slanted forward, the eyes looking down, the ball of the toe
		spurning away the ground, the coat tails and napkin flying. Then I
		thought for a minute and a half more. And I believe I saw the
		manner of the crime, as clearly as if I were going to commit
		it."</p>
		<p id="iii-p78">Colonel Pound looked at him keenly, but the speaker's mild grey
		eyes were fixed upon the ceiling with almost empty wistfulness.</p>
		<p id="iii-p79">"A crime," he said slowly, "is like any other work of art. Don't
		look surprised; crimes are by no means the only works of art that
		come from an infernal workshop. But every work of art, divine or
		diabolic, has one indispensable mark--I mean, that the centre of it
		is simple, however much the fulfilment may be complicated. Thus, in
		<i>Hamlet</i>, let us say, the grotesqueness of the grave-digger,
		the flowers of the mad girl, the fantastic finery of Osric, the
		pallor of the ghost and the grin of the skull are all oddities in a
		sort of tangled wreath round one plain tragic figure of a man in
		black. Well, this also," he said, getting slowly down from his seat
		with a smile, "this also is the plain tragedy of a man in black.
		Yes," he went on, seeing the colonel look up in some wonder, "the
		whole of this tale turns on a black coat. In this, as in
		<i>Hamlet</i>, there are the rococo excrescences--yourselves, let
		us say. There is the dead waiter, who was there when he could not
		be there. There is the invisible hand that swept your table clear
		of silver and melted into air. But every clever crime is founded
		ultimately on some one quite simple fact--some fact that is not
		itself mysterious. The mystification comes in covering it up, in
		leading men's thoughts away from it. This large and subtle and (in
		the ordinary course) most profitable crime, was built on the plain
		fact that a gentleman's evening dress is the same as a waiter's.
		All the rest was acting, and thundering good acting, too."</p>
		<p id="iii-p80">"Still," said the colonel, getting up and frowning at his boots,
		"I am not sure that I understand."</p>
		<p id="iii-p81">"Colonel," said Father Brown, "I tell you that this archangel of
		impudence who stole your forks walked up and down this passage
		twenty times in the blaze of all the lamps, in the glare of all the
		eyes. He did not go and hide in dim corners where suspicion might
		have searched for him. He kept constantly on the move in the
		lighted corridors, and everywhere that he went he seemed to be
		there by right. Don't ask me what he was like; you have seen him
		yourself six or seven times tonight. You were waiting with all the
		other grand people in the reception room at the end of the passage
		there, with the terrace just beyond. Whenever he came among you
		gentlemen, he came in the lightning style of a waiter, with bent
		head, flapping napkin and flying feet. He shot out on to the
		terrace, did something to the table-cloth, and shot back again
		towards the office and the waiters' quarters. By the time he had
		come under the eye of the office clerk and the waiters he had
		become another man in every inch of his body, in every instinctive
		gesture. He strolled among the servants with the absent-minded
		insolence which they have all seen in their patrons. It was no new
		thing to them that a swell from the dinner party should pace all
		parts of the house like an animal at the Zoo; they know that
		nothing marks the Smart Set more than a habit of walking where one
		chooses. When he was magnificently weary of walking down that
		particular passage he would wheel round and pace back past the
		office; in the shadow of the arch just beyond he was altered as by
		a blast of magic, and went hurrying forward again among the Twelve
		Fishermen, an obsequious attendant. Why should the gentlemen look
		at a chance waiter? Why should the waiters suspect a first-rate
		walking gentleman? Once or twice he played the coolest tricks. In
		the proprietor's private quarters he called out breezily for a
		syphon of soda water, saying he was thirsty. He said genially that
		he would carry it himself, and he did; he carried it quickly and
		correctly through the thick of you, a waiter with an obvious
		errand. Of course, it could not have been kept up long, but it only
		had to be kept up till the end of the fish course.</p>
		<p id="iii-p82">"His worst moment was when the waiters stood in a row; but even
		then he contrived to lean against the wall just round the corner in
		such a way that for that important instant the waiters thought him
		a gentleman, while the gentlemen thought him a waiter. The rest
		went like winking. If any waiter caught him away from the table,
		that waiter caught a languid aristocrat. He had only to time
		himself two minutes before the fish was cleared, become a swift
		servant, and clear it himself. He put the plates down on a
		sideboard, stuffed the silver in his breast pocket, giving it a
		bulgy look, and ran like a hare (I heard him coming) till he came
		to the cloak-room. There he had only to be a plutocrat again--a
		plutocrat called away suddenly on business. He had only to give his
		ticket to the cloak-room attendant, and go out again elegantly as
		he had come in. Only--only I happened to be the cloak-room
		attendant."</p>
		<p id="iii-p83">"What did you do to him?" cried the colonel, with unusual
		intensity. "What did he tell you?"</p>
		<p id="iii-p84">"I beg your pardon," said the priest immovably, "that is where
		the story ends."</p>
		<p id="iii-p85">"And the interesting story begins," muttered Pound. "I think I
		understand his professional trick. But I don't seem to have got
		hold of yours."</p>
		<p id="iii-p86">"I must be going," said Father Brown.</p>
		<p id="iii-p87">They walked together along the passage to the entrance hall,
		where they saw the fresh, freckled face of the Duke of Chester, who
		was bounding buoyantly along towards them.</p>
		<p id="iii-p88">"Come along, Pound," he cried breathlessly. "I've been looking
		for you everywhere. The dinner's going again in spanking style, and
		old Audley has got to make a speech in honour of the forks being
		saved. We want to start some new ceremony, don't you know, to
		commemorate the occasion. I say, you really got the goods back,
		what do you suggest?"</p>
		<p id="iii-p89">"Why," said the colonel, eyeing him with a certain sardonic
		approval, "I should suggest that henceforward we wear green coats,
		instead of black. One never knows what mistakes may arise when one
		looks so like a waiter."</p>
		<p id="iii-p90">"Oh, hang it all!" said the young man, "a gentleman never looks
		like a waiter."</p>
		<p id="iii-p91">"Nor a waiter like a gentleman, I suppose," said Colonel Pound,
		with the same lowering laughter on his face. "Reverend sir, your
		friend must have been very smart to act the gentleman."</p>
		<p id="iii-p92">Father Brown buttoned up his commonplace overcoat to the neck,
		for the night was stormy, and took his commonplace umbrella from
		the stand.</p>
		<p id="iii-p93">"Yes," he said; "it must be very hard work to be a gentleman;
		but, do you know, I have sometimes thought that it may be almost as
		laborious to be a waiter."</p>
		<p id="iii-p94">And saying "Good evening," he pushed open the heavy doors of
		that palace of pleasures. The golden gates closed behind him, and
		he went at a brisk walk through the damp, dark streets in search of
		a penny omnibus.</p>
  	
  	
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<div1 title="IV. The Flying Stars" prev="iii" next="v" id="iv">
		<p id="iv-p1">
		"The most beautiful crime I ever committed," Flambeau
		would say in his highly moral old age, "was also, by a singular
		coincidence, my last. It was committed at Christmas. As an artist I had
		always attempted to provide crimes suitable to the special season or
		landscapes in which I found myself, choosing this or that terrace or
		garden for a catastrophe, as if for a statuary group. Thus squires
		should be swindled in long rooms panelled with oak; while Jews, on the
		other hand, should rather find themselves unexpectedly penniless among
		the lights and screens of the Café Riche. Thus, in England, if I
		wished to relieve a dean of his riches (which is not so easy as you
		might suppose), I wished to frame him, if I make myself clear, in the
		green lawns and grey towers of some cathedral town. Similarly, in
		France, when I had got money out of a rich and wicked peasant (which is
		almost impossible), it gratified me to get his indignant head relieved
		against a grey line of clipped poplars, and those solemn plains of Gaul
		over which broods the mighty spirit of Millet.</p>
		<p id="iv-p2">"Well, my last crime was a Christmas crime, a cheery, cosy, English
		middle-class crime; a crime of Charles Dickens. I did it in a good old
		middle-class house near Putney, a house with a crescent of carriage
		drive, a house with a stable by the side of it, a house with the name
		on the two outer gates, a house with a monkey tree. Enough, you know
		the species. I really think my imitation of Dickens's style was
		dexterous and literary. It seems almost a pity I repented the same
		evening."</p>
		<p id="iv-p3">Flambeau would then proceed to tell the story from the inside; and
		even from the inside it was odd. Seen from the outside it was perfectly
		incomprehensible, and it is from the outside that the stranger must
		study it. From this standpoint the drama may be said to have begun when
		the front doors of the house with the stable opened on the garden with
		the monkey tree, and a young girl came out with bread to feed the birds
		on the afternoon of Boxing Day. She had a pretty face, with brave brown
		eyes; but her figure was beyond conjecture, for she was so wrapped up
		in brown furs that it was hard to say which was hair and which was fur.
		But for the attractive face she might have been a small toddling
		bear.</p>
		<p id="iv-p4">The winter afternoon was reddening towards evening, and already a
		ruby light was rolled over the bloomless beds, filling them, as it
		were, with the ghosts of the dead roses. On one side of the house stood
		the stable, on the other an alley or cloister of laurels led to the
		larger garden behind. The young lady, having scattered bread for the
		birds (for the fourth or fifth time that day, because the dog ate it),
		passed unobutrusively down the lane of laurels and into a glimmering
		plantation of evergreens behind. Here she gave an exclamation of
		wonder, real or ritual, and looking up at the high garden wall above
		her, beheld it fantastically bestridden by a somewhat fantastic
		figure.</p>
		<p id="iv-p5">"Oh, don't jump, Mr Crook," she called out in some alarm; "it's much
		too high."</p>
		<p id="iv-p6">The individual riding the party wall like an aerial horse was a
		tall, angular young man, with dark hair sticking up like a hair brush,
		intelligent and even distinguished lineaments, but a sallow and almost
		alien complexion. This showed the more plainly because he wore an
		aggressive red tie, the only part of his costume of which he seemed to
		take any care. Perhaps it was a symbol. He took no notice of the girl's
		alarmed adjuration, but leapt like a grasshopper to the ground beside
		her, where he might very well have broken his legs.</p>
		<p id="iv-p7">"I think I was meant to be a burglar," he said placidly, "and I have
		no doubt I should have been if I hadn't happened to be born in that
		nice house next door. I can't see any harm in it, anyhow."</p>
		<p id="iv-p8">"How can you say such things!" she remonstrated.</p>
		<p id="iv-p9">"Well," said the young man, "if you're born on the wrong side of the
		wall, I can't see that it's wrong to climb over it."</p>
		<p id="iv-p10">"I never know what you will say or do next," she said.</p>
		<p id="iv-p11">"I don't often know myself," replied Mr Crook; "but then I am on the
		right side of the wall now."</p>
		<p id="iv-p12">"And which is the right side of the wall?" asked the young lady,
		smiling.</p>
		<p id="iv-p13">"Whichever side you are on," said the young man named Crook.</p>
		<p id="iv-p14">As they went together through the laurels towards the front garden a
		motor horn sounded thrice, coming nearer and nearer, and a car of
		splendid speed, great elegance, and a pale green colour swept up to the
		front doors like a bird and stood throbbing.</p>
		<p id="iv-p15">"Hullo, hullo!" said the young man with the red tie, "here's
		somebody born on the right side, anyhow. I didn't know, Miss Adams,
		that your Santa Claus was so modern as this."</p>
		<p id="iv-p16">"Oh, that's my godfather, Sir Leopold Fischer. He always comes on
		Boxing Day."</p>
		<p id="iv-p17">Then, after an innocent pause, which unconsciously betrayed some
		lack of enthusiasm, Ruby Adams added:</p>
		<p id="iv-p18">"He is very kind."</p>
		<p id="iv-p19">John Crook, journalist, had heard of that eminent City magnate; and
		it was not his fault if the City magnate had not heard of him; for in
		certain articles in 
		<i>The Clarion</i> or 
		<i>The New Age</i> Sir Leopold had been dealt with austerely. But he
		said nothing and grimly watched the unloading of the motor-car, which
		was rather a long process. A large, neat chauffeur in green got out
		from the front, and a small, neat manservant in grey got out from the
		back, and between them they deposited Sir Leopold on the doorstep and
		began to unpack him, like some very carefully protected parcel. Rugs
		enough to stock a bazaar, furs of all the beasts of the forest, and
		scarves of all the colours of the rainbow were unwrapped one by one,
		till they revealed something resembling the human form; the form of a
		friendly, but foreign-looking old gentleman, with a grey goat-like
		beard and a beaming smile, who rubbed his big fur gloves together.</p>
		<p id="iv-p20">Long before this revelation was complete the two big doors of the
		porch had opened in the middle, and Colonel Adams (father of the furry
		young lady) had come out himself to invite his eminent guest inside. He
		was a tall, sunburnt, and very silent man, who wore a red smoking-cap
		like a fez, making him look like one of the English Sirdars or Pashas
		in Egypt. With him was his brother-in-law, lately come from Canada, a
		big and rather boisterous young gentleman-farmer, with a yellow beard,
		by name James Blount. With him also was the more insignificant figure
		of the priest from the neighbouring Roman Church; for the colonel's
		late wife had been a Catholic, and the children, as is common in such
		cases, had been trained to follow her. Everything seemed
		undistinguished about the priest, even down to his name, which was
		Brown; yet the colonel had always found something companionable about
		him, and frequently asked him to such family gatherings.</p>
		<p id="iv-p21">In the large entrance hall of the house there was ample room even
		for Sir Leopold and the removal of his wraps. Porch and vestibule,
		indeed, were unduly large in proportion to the house, and formed, as it
		were, a big room with the front door at one end, and the bottom of the
		staircase at the other. In front of the large hall fire, over which
		hung the colonel's sword, the process was completed and the company,
		including the saturnine Crook, presented to Sir Leopold Fischer. That
		venerable financier, however, still seemed struggling with portions of
		his well-lined attire, and at length produced from a very interior
		tail-coat pocket, a black oval case which he radiantly explained to be
		his Christmas present for his god-daughter. With an unaffected
		vainglory that had something disarming about it he held out the case
		before them all; it flew open at a touch and half-blinded them. It was
		just as if a crystal fountain had spurted in their eyes. In a nest of
		orange velvet lay like three eggs, three white and vivid diamonds that
		seemed to set the very air on fire all round them. Fischer stood
		beaming benevolently and drinking deep of the astonishment and ecstasy
		of the girl, the grim admiration and gruff thanks of the colonel, the
		wonder of the whole group.</p>
		<p id="iv-p22">
		"I'll put 'em back now, my dear," said Fischer,
		returning the case to the tails of his coat. "I had to be careful of
		'em coming down. They're the three great African diamonds called `The
		Flying Stars,' because they've been stolen so often. All the big
		criminals are on the track; but even the rough men about in the streets
		and hotels could hardly have kept their hands off them. I might have
		lost them on the road here. It was quite possible."</p>
		<p id="iv-p23">"Quite natural, I should say," growled the man in the red tie. "I
		shouldn't blame 'em if they had taken 'em. When they ask for bread, and
		you don't even give them a stone, I think they might take the stone for
		themselves."</p>
		<p id="iv-p24">"I won't have you talking like that," cried the girl, who was in a
		curious glow. "You've only talked like that since you became a horrid
		what's-his-name. You know what I mean. What do you call a man who wants
		to embrace the chimney-sweep?"</p>
		<p id="iv-p25">"A saint," said Father Brown.</p>
		<p id="iv-p26">"I think," said Sir Leopold, with a supercilious smile, "that Ruby
		means a Socialist."</p>
		<p id="iv-p27">"A radical does not mean a man who lives on radishes," remarked
		Crook, with some impatience; and a Conservative does not mean a man who
		preserves jam. Neither, I assure you, does a Socialist mean a man who
		desires a social evening with the chimney-sweep. A Socialist means a
		man who wants all the chimneys swept and all the chimney-sweeps paid
		for it."</p>
		<p id="iv-p28">"But who won't allow you," put in the priest in a low voice, "to own
		your own soot."</p>
		<p id="iv-p29">Crook looked at him with an eye of interest and even respect. "Does
		one want to own soot?" he asked.</p>
		<p id="iv-p30">"One might," answered Brown, with speculation in his eye. "I've
		heard that gardeners use it. And I once made six children happy at
		Christmas when the conjuror didn't come, entirely with soot--applied
		externally."</p>
		<p id="iv-p31">"Oh, splendid," cried Ruby. "Oh, I wish you'd do it to this
		company."</p>
		<p id="iv-p32">The boisterous Canadian, Mr Blount, was lifting his loud voice in
		applause, and the astonished financier his (in some considerable
		deprecation), when a knock sounded at the double front doors. The
		priest opened them, and they showed again the front garden of
		evergreens, monkey-tree and all, now gathering gloom against a gorgeous
		violet sunset. The scene thus framed was so coloured and quaint, like a
		back scene in a play, that they forgot a moment the insignificant
		figure standing in the door. He was dusty-looking and in a frayed coat,
		evidently a common messenger. "Any of you gentlemen Mr Blount?" he
		asked, and held forward a letter doubtfully. Mr Blount started, and
		stopped in his shout of assent. Ripping up the envelope with evident
		astonishment he read it; his face clouded a little, and then cleared,
		and he turned to his brother-in-law and host.</p>
		<p id="iv-p33">"I'm sick at being such a nuisance, colonel," he said, with the
		cheery colonial conventions; "but would it upset you if an old
		acquaintance called on me here tonight on business? In point of fact
		it's Florian, that famous French acrobat and comic actor; I knew him
		years ago out West (he was a French-Canadian by birth), and he seems to
		have business for me, though I hardly guess what."</p>
		<p id="iv-p34">"Of course, of course," replied the colonel carelessly. "My dear
		chap, any friend of yours. No doubt he will prove an acquisition."</p>
		<p id="iv-p35">"He'll black his face, if that's what you mean," cried Blount,
		laughing. "I don't doubt he'd black everyone else's eyes. I don't care;
		I'm not refined. I like the jolly old pantomime where a man sits on his
		top hat."</p>
		<p id="iv-p36">"Not on mine, please," said Sir Leopold Fischer, with dignity.</p>
		<p id="iv-p37">"Well, well," observed Crook, airily, "don't let's quarrel. There
		are lower jokes than sitting on a top hat."</p>
		<p id="iv-p38">Dislike of the red-tied youth, born of his predatory opinions and
		evident intimacy with the pretty god-child, led Fischer to say, in his
		most sarcastic, magisterial manner: "No doubt you have found something
		much lower than sitting on a top hat. What is it, pray?"</p>
		<p id="iv-p39">"Letting a top hat sit on you, for instance," said the
		Socialist.</p>
		<p id="iv-p40">"Now, now, now," cried the Canadian farmer with his barbarian
		benevolence, "don't let's spoil a jolly evening. What I say is, let's
		do something for the company tonight. Not blacking faces or sitting on
		hats, if you don't like those--but something of the sort. Why couldn't
		we have a proper old English pantomime--clown, columbine, and so on. I
		saw one when I left England at twelve years old, and it's blazed in my
		brain like a bonfire ever since. I came back to the old country only
		last year, and I find the thing's extinct. Nothing but a lot of
		snivelling fairy plays. I want a hot poker and a policeman made into
		sausages, and they give me princesses moralising by moonlight, Blue
		Birds, or something. Blue Beard's more in my line, and him I like best
		when he turned into the pantaloon."</p>
		<p id="iv-p41">"I'm all for making a policeman into sausages," said John Crook.
		"It's a better definition of Socialism than some recently given. But
		surely the get-up would be too big a business."</p>
		<p id="iv-p42">"Not a scrap," cried Blount, quite carried away. "A harlequinade's
		the quickest thing we can do, for two reasons. First, one can gag to
		any degree; and, second, all the objects are household things--tables
		and towel-horses and washing baskets, and things like that."</p>
		<p id="iv-p43">"That's true," admitted Crook, nodding eagerly and walking about.
		"But I'm afraid I can't have my policeman's uniform! Haven't killed a
		policeman lately."</p>
		<p id="iv-p44">Blount frowned thoughtfully a space, and then smote his thigh. "Yes,
		we can!" he cried. "I've got Florian's address here, and he knows every
		
		<i>costumier</i> in London. I'll phone him to bring a police dress when
		he comes." And he went bounding away to the telephone.</p>
		<p id="iv-p45">"Oh, it's glorious, godfather," cried Ruby, almost dancing. "I'll be
		columbine and you shall be pantaloon."</p>
		<p id="iv-p46">The millionaire held himself stiff with a sort of heathen solemnity.
		"I think, my dear," he said, "you must get someone else for
		pantaloon."</p>
		<p id="iv-p47">"I will be pantaloon, if you like," said Colonel Adams, taking his
		cigar out of his mouth, and speaking for the first and last time.</p>
		<p id="iv-p48">"You ought to have a statue," cried the Canadian, as he came back,
		radiant, from the telephone. "There, we are all fitted. Mr Crook shall
		be clown; he's a journalist and knows all the oldest jokes. I can be
		harlequin, that only wants long legs and jumping about. My friend
		Florian 'phones he's bringing the police costume; he's changing on the
		way. We can act it in this very hall, the audience sitting on those
		broad stairs opposite, one row above another. These front doors can be
		the back scene, either open or shut. Shut, you see an English interior.
		Open, a moonlit garden. It all goes by magic." And snatching a chance
		piece of billiard chalk from his pocket, he ran it across the hall
		floor, half-way between the front door and the staircase, to mark the
		line of the footlights.</p>
		<p id="iv-p49">
		 How even such a banquet of bosh was got ready in the
		time remained a riddle. But they went at it with that mixture of
		recklessness and industry that lives when youth is in a house; and
		youth was in that house that night, though not all may have isolated
		the two faces and hearts from which it flamed. As always happens, the
		invention grew wilder and wilder through the very tameness of the 
		<i>bourgeois</i> conventions from which it had to create. The columbine
		looked charming in an outstanding skirt that strangely resembled the
		large lamp-shade in the drawing-room. The clown and pantaloon made
		themselves white with flour from the cook, and red with rouge from some
		other domestic, who remained (like all true Christian benefactors)
		anonymous. The harlequin, already clad in silver paper out of cigar
		boxes, was, with difficulty, prevented from smashing the old Victorian
		lustre chandeliers, that he might cover himself with resplendent
		crystals. In fact he would certainly have done so, had not Ruby
		unearthed some old pantomime paste jewels she had worn at a fancy-dress
		party as the Queen of Diamonds. Indeed, her uncle, James Blount, was
		getting almost out of hand in his excitement; he was like a schoolboy.
		He put a paper donkey's head unexpectedly on Father Brown, who bore it
		patiently, and even found some private manner of moving his ears. He
		even essayed to put the paper donkey's tail to the coat-tails of Sir
		Leopold Fischer. This, however, was frowned down. "Uncle is too
		absurd," cried Ruby to Crook, round whose shoulders she had seriously
		placed a string of sausages. "Why is he so wild?"</p>
		<p id="iv-p50">"He is harlequin to your columbine," said Crook. "I am only the
		clown who makes the old jokes."</p>
		<p id="iv-p51">"I wish you were the harlequin," she said, and left the string of
		sausages swinging.</p>
		<p id="iv-p52">Father Brown, though he knew every detail done behind the scenes,
		and had even evoked applause by his transformation of a pillow into a
		pantomime baby, went round to the front and sat among the audience with
		all the solemn expectation of a child at his first matinée. The
		spectators were few, relations, one or two local friends, and the
		servants; Sir Leopold sat in the front seat, his full and still
		fur-collared figure largely obscuring the view of the little cleric
		behind him; but it has never been settled by artistic authorities
		whether the cleric lost much. The pantomime was utterly chaotic, yet
		not contemptible; there ran through it a rage of improvisation which
		came chiefly from Crook the clown. Commonly he was a clever man, and he
		was inspired tonight with a wild omniscience, a folly wiser than the
		world, that which comes to a young man who has seen for an instant a
		particular expression on a particular face. He was supposed to be the
		clown, but he was really almost everything else, the author (so far as
		there was an author), the prompter, the scene-painter, the
		scene-shifter, and, above all, the orchestra. At abrupt intervals in
		the outrageous performance he would hurl himself in full costume at the
		piano and bang out some popular music equally absurd and
		appropriate.</p>
		<p id="iv-p53">The climax of this, as of all else, was the moment when the two
		front doors at the back of the scene flew open, showing the lovely
		moonlit garden, but showing more prominently the famous professional
		guest; the great Florian, dressed up as a policeman. The clown at the
		piano played the constabulary chorus in the 
		<i>Pirates of Penzance</i>, but it was drowned in the deafening
		applause, for every gesture of the great comic actor was an admirable
		though restrained version of the carriage and manner of the police. The
		harlequin leapt upon him and hit him over the helmet; the pianist
		playing "Where did you get that hat?" he faced about in admirably
		simulated astonishment, and then the leaping harlequin hit him again
		(the pianist suggesting a few bars of "Then we had another one"). Then
		the harlequin rushed right into the arms of the policeman and fell on
		top of him, amid a roar of applause. Then it was that the strange actor
		gave that celebrated imitation of a dead man, of which the fame still
		lingers round Putney. It was almost impossible to believe that a living
		person could appear so limp.</p>
		<p id="iv-p54">The athletic harlequin swung him about like a sack or twisted or
		tossed him like an Indian club; all the time to the most maddeningly
		ludicrous tunes from the piano. When the harlequin heaved the comic
		constable heavily off the floor the clown played "I arise from dreams
		of thee." When he shuffled him across his back, "With my bundle on my
		shoulder," and when the harlequin finally let fall the policeman with a
		most convincing thud, the lunatic at the instrument struck into a
		jingling measure with some words which are still believed to have been,
		"I sent a letter to my love and on the way I dropped it."</p>
		<p id="iv-p55">At about this limit of mental anarchy Father Brown's view was
		obscured altogether; for the City magnate in front of him rose to his
		full height and thrust his hands savagely into all his pockets. Then he
		sat down nervously, still fumbling, and then stood up again. For an
		instant it seemed seriously likely that he would stride across the
		footlights; then he turned a glare at the clown playing the piano; and
		then he burst in silence out of the room.</p>
		<p id="iv-p56">The priest had only watched for a few more minutes the absurd but
		not inelegant dance of the amateur harlequin over his splendidly
		unconscious foe. With real though rude art, the harlequin danced slowly
		backwards out of the door into the garden, which was full of moonlight
		and stillness. The vamped dress of silver paper and paste, which had
		been too glaring in the footlights, looked more and more magical and
		silvery as it danced away under a brilliant moon. The audience was
		closing in with a cataract of applause, when Brown felt his arm
		abruptly touched, and he was asked in a whisper to come into the
		colonel's study.</p>
		<p id="iv-p57">He followed his summoner with increasing doubt, which was not
		dispelled by a solemn comicality in the scene of the study. There sat
		Colonel Adams, still unaffectedly dressed as a pantaloon, with the
		knobbed whale-bone nodding above his brow, but with his poor old eyes
		sad enough to have sobered a Saturnalia. Sir Leopold Fischer was
		leaning against the mantelpiece and heaving with all the importance of
		panic.</p>
		<p id="iv-p58">"This is a very painful matter, Father Brown," said Adams. "The
		truth is, those diamonds we all saw this afternoon seem to have
		vanished from my friend's tail-coat pocket. And as you--"</p>
		<p id="iv-p59">"As I," supplemented Father Brown, with a broad grin, "was sitting
		just behind him--"</p>
		<p id="iv-p60">"Nothing of the sort shall be suggested," said Colonel Adams, with a
		firm look at Fischer, which rather implied that some such thing 
		<i>had</i> been suggested. "I only ask you to give me the assistance
		that any gentleman might give."</p>
		<p id="iv-p61">"Which is turning out his pockets," said Father Brown, and proceeded
		to do so, displaying seven and sixpence, a return ticket, a small
		silver crucifix, a small breviary, and a stick of chocolate.</p>
		<p id="iv-p62">The colonel looked at him long, and then said, "Do you know, I
		should like to see the inside of your head more than the inside of your
		pockets. My daughter is one of your people, I know; well, she has
		lately--" and he stopped.</p>
		<p id="iv-p63">"She has lately," cried out old Fischer, "opened her father's house
		to a cut-throat Socialist, who says openly he would steal anything from
		a richer man. This is the end of it. Here is the richer man--and none
		the richer."</p>
		<p id="iv-p64">"If you want the inside of my head you can have it," said Brown
		rather wearily. "What it's worth you can say afterwards. But the first
		thing I find in that disused pocket is this: that men who mean to steal
		diamonds don't talk Socialism. They are more likely," he added
		demurely, "to denounce it."</p>
		<p id="iv-p65">Both the others shifted sharply and the priest went on:</p>
		<p id="iv-p66">"You see, we know these people, more or less. That Socialist would
		no more steal a diamond than a Pyramid. We ought to look at once to the
		one man we don't know. The fellow acting the policeman--Florian. Where
		is he exactly at this minute, I wonder."</p>
		<p id="iv-p67">The pantaloon sprang erect and strode out of the room. An interlude
		ensued, during which the millionaire stared at the priest, and the
		priest at his breviary; then the pantaloon returned and said, with 
		<i>staccato</i> gravity, "The policeman is still lying on the stage.
		The curtain has gone up and down six times; he is still lying
		there."</p>
		<p id="iv-p68">Father Brown dropped his book and stood staring with a look of blank
		mental ruin. Very slowly a light began to creep in his grey eyes, and
		then he made the scarcely obvious answer.</p>
		<p id="iv-p69">"Please forgive me, colonel, but when did your wife die?"</p>
		<p id="iv-p70">"Wife!" replied the staring soldier, "she died this year two months.
		Her brother James arrived just a week too late to see her."</p>
		<p id="iv-p71">The little priest bounded like a rabbit shot. "Come on!" he cried in
		quite unusual excitement. "Come on! We've got to go and look at that
		policeman!"</p>
		<p id="iv-p72">
		They rushed on to the now curtained stage, breaking
		rudely past the columbine and clown (who seemed whispering quite
		contentedly), and Father Brown bent over the prostrate comic
		policeman.</p>
		<p id="iv-p73">"Chloroform," he said as he rose; "I only guessed it just now."</p>
		<p id="iv-p74">There was a startled stillness, and then the colonel said slowly,
		"Please say seriously what all this means."</p>
		<p id="iv-p75">Father Brown suddenly shouted with laughter, then stopped, and only
		struggled with it for instants during the rest of his speech.
		"Gentlemen," he gasped, "there's not much time to talk. I must run
		after the criminal. But this great French actor who played the
		policeman--this clever corpse the harlequin waltzed with and dandled
		and threw about--he was--" His voice again failed him, and he turned
		his back to run.</p>
		<p id="iv-p76">"He was?" called Fischer inquiringly.</p>
		<p id="iv-p77">"A real policeman," said Father Brown, and ran away into the
		dark.</p>
		<p id="iv-p78">There were hollows and bowers at the extreme end of that leafy
		garden, in which the laurels and other immortal shrubs showed against
		sapphire sky and silver moon, even in that midwinter, warm colours as
		of the south. The green gaiety of the waving laurels, the rich purple
		indigo of the night, the moon like a monstrous crystal, make an almost
		irresponsible romantic picture; and among the top branches of the
		garden trees a strange figure is climbing, who looks not so much
		romantic as impossible. He sparkles from head to heel, as if clad in
		ten million moons; the real moon catches him at every movement and sets
		a new inch of him on fire. But he swings, flashing and successful, from
		the short tree in this garden to the tall, rambling tree in the other,
		and only stops there because a shade has slid under the smaller tree
		and has unmistakably called up to him.</p>
		<p id="iv-p79">"Well, Flambeau," says the voice, "you really look like a Flying
		Star; but that always means a Falling Star at last."</p>
		<p id="iv-p80">The silver, sparkling figure above seems to lean forward in the
		laurels and, confident of escape, listens to the little figure
		below.</p>
		<p id="iv-p81">"You never did anything better, Flambeau. It was clever to come from
		Canada (with a Paris ticket, I suppose) just a week after Mrs Adams
		died, when no one was in a mood to ask questions. It was cleverer to
		have marked down the Flying Stars and the very day of Fischer's coming.
		But there's no cleverness, but mere genius, in what followed. Stealing
		the stones, I suppose, was nothing to you. You could have done it by
		sleight of hand in a hundred other ways besides that pretence of
		putting a paper donkey's tail to Fischer's coat. But in the rest you
		eclipsed yourself."</p>
		<p id="iv-p82">The silvery figure among the green leaves seems to linger as if
		hypnotised, though his escape is easy behind him; he is staring at the
		man below.</p>
		<p id="iv-p83">"Oh, yes," says the man below, "I know all about it. I know you not
		only forced the pantomime, but put it to a double use. You were going
		to steal the stones quietly; news came by an accomplice that you were
		already suspected, and a capable police-officer was coming to rout you
		up that very night. A common thief would have been thankful for the
		warning and fled; but you are a poet. You already had the clever notion
		of hiding the jewels in a blaze of false stage jewellery. Now, you saw
		that if the dress were a harlequin's the appearance of a policeman
		would be quite in keeping. The worthy officer started from Putney
		police-station to find you, and walked into the queerest trap ever set
		in this world. When the front door opened he walked straight on to the
		stage of a Christmas pantomime, where he could be kicked, clubbed,
		stunned and drugged by the dancing harlequin, amid roars of laughter
		from all the most respectable people in Putney. Oh, you will never do
		anything better. And now, by the way, you might give me back those
		diamonds."</p>
		<p id="iv-p84">The green branch on which the glittering figure swung, rustled as if
		in astonishment; but the voice went on:</p>
		<p id="iv-p85">"I want you to give them back, Flambeau, and I want you to give up
		this life. There is still youth and honour and humour in you; don't
		fancy they will last in that trade. Men may keep a sort of level of
		good, but no man has ever been able to keep on one level of evil. That
		road goes down and down. The kind man drinks and turns cruel; the frank
		man kills and lies about it. Many a man I've known started like you to
		be an honest outlaw, a merry robber of the rich, and ended stamped into
		slime. Maurice Blum started out as an anarchist of principle, a father
		of the poor; he ended a greasy spy and tale-bearer that both sides used
		and despised. Harry Burke started his free money movement sincerely
		enough; now he's sponging on a half-starved sister for endless brandies
		and sodas. Lord Amber went into wild society in a sort of chivalry; now
		he's paying blackmail to the lowest vultures in London. Captain
		Barillon was the great gentleman-apache before your time; he died in a
		madhouse, screaming with fear of the "narks" and receivers that had
		betrayed him and hunted him down. I know the woods look very free
		behind you, Flambeau; I know that in a flash you could melt into them
		like a monkey. But some day you will be an old grey monkey, Flambeau.
		You will sit up in your free forest cold at heart and close to death,
		and the tree-tops will be very bare."</p>
		<p id="iv-p86">Everything continued still, as if the small man below held the other
		in the tree in some long invisible leash; and he went on:</p>
		<p id="iv-p87">"Your downward steps have begun. You used to boast of doing nothing
		mean, but you are doing something mean tonight. You are leaving
		suspicion on an honest boy with a good deal against him already; you
		are separating him from the woman he loves and who loves him. But you
		will do meaner things than that before you die."</p>
		<p id="iv-p88">Three flashing diamonds fell from the tree to the turf. The small
		man stooped to pick them up, and when he looked up again the green cage
		of the tree was emptied of its silver bird.</p>
		<p id="iv-p89">The restoration of the gems (accidentally picked up by Father Brown,
		of all people) ended the evening in uproarious triumph; and Sir
		Leopold, in his height of good humour, even told the priest that though
		he himself had broader views, he could respect those whose creed
		required them to be cloistered and ignorant of this world.</p>
		<p id="iv-p90" />
  	
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		<p id="v-p1">
		In the cool blue twilight of two steep streets in
		Camden Town, the shop at the corner, a confectioner's, glowed like the
		butt of a cigar. One should rather say, perhaps, like the butt of a
		firework, for the light was of many colours and some complexity, broken
		up by many mirrors and dancing on many gilt and gaily-coloured cakes
		and sweetmeats. Against this one fiery glass were glued the noses of
		many gutter-snipes, for the chocolates were all wrapped in those red
		and gold and green metallic colours which are almost better than
		chocolate itself; and the huge white wedding-cake in the window was
		somehow at once remote and satisfying, just as if the whole North Pole
		were good to eat. Such rainbow provocations could naturally collect the
		youth of the neighbourhood up to the ages of ten or twelve. But this
		corner was also attractive to youth at a later stage; and a young man,
		not less than twenty-four, was staring into the same shop window. To
		him, also, the shop was of fiery charm, but this attraction was not
		wholly to be explained by chocolates; which, however, he was far from
		despising.</p>
		<p id="v-p2">He was a tall, burly, red-haired young man, with a resolute face but
		a listless manner. He carried under his arm a flat, grey portfolio of
		black-and-white sketches, which he had sold with more or less success
		to publishers ever since his uncle (who was an admiral) had
		disinherited him for Socialism, because of a lecture which he had
		delivered against that economic theory. His name was John Turnbull
		Angus.</p>
		<p id="v-p3">Entering at last, he walked through the confectioner's shop to the
		back room, which was a sort of pastry-cook restaurant, merely raising
		his hat to the young lady who was serving there. She was a dark,
		elegant, alert girl in black, with a high colour and very quick, dark
		eyes; and after the ordinary interval she followed him into the inner
		room to take his order.</p>
		<p id="v-p4">His order was evidently a usual one. "I want, please," he said with
		precision, "one halfpenny bun and a small cup of black coffee." An
		instant before the girl could turn away he added, "Also, I want you to
		marry me."</p>
		<p id="v-p5">The young lady of the shop stiffened suddenly and said, "Those are
		jokes I don't allow."</p>
		<p id="v-p6">The red-haired young man lifted grey eyes of an unexpected
		gravity.</p>
		<p id="v-p7">"Really and truly," he said, "it's as serious--as serious as the
		halfpenny bun. It is expensive, like the bun; one pays for it. It is
		indigestible, like the bun. It hurts."</p>
		<p id="v-p8">The dark young lady had never taken her dark eyes off him, but
		seemed to be studying him with almost tragic exactitude. At the end of
		her scrutiny she had something like the shadow of a smile, and she sat
		down in a chair.</p>
		<p id="v-p9">"Don't you think," observed Angus, absently, "that it's rather cruel
		to eat these halfpenny buns? They might grow up into penny buns. I
		shall give up these brutal sports when we are married."</p>
		<p id="v-p10">The dark young lady rose from her chair and walked to the window,
		evidently in a state of strong but not unsympathetic cogitation. When
		at last she swung round again with an air of resolution she was
		bewildered to observe that the young man was carefully laying out on
		the table various objects from the shop-window. They included a pyramid
		of highly coloured sweets, several plates of sandwiches, and the two
		decanters containing that mysterious port and sherry which are peculiar
		to pastry-cooks. In the middle of this neat arrangement he had
		carefully let down the enormous load of white sugared cake which had
		been the huge ornament of the window.</p>
		<p id="v-p11">"What on earth are you doing?" she asked.</p>
		<p id="v-p12">"Duty, my dear Laura," he began.</p>
		<p id="v-p13">"Oh, for the Lord's sake, stop a minute," she cried, "and don't talk
		to me in that way. I mean, what is all that?"</p>
		<p id="v-p14">"A ceremonial meal, Miss Hope."</p>
		<p id="v-p15">"And what is 
		<i>that?</i>" she asked impatiently, pointing to the mountain of
		sugar.</p>
		<p id="v-p16">"The wedding-cake, Mrs Angus," he said.</p>
		<p id="v-p17">The girl marched to that article, removed it with some clatter, and
		put it back in the shop window; she then returned, and, putting her
		elegant elbows on the table, regarded the young man not unfavourably
		but with considerable exasperation.</p>
		<p id="v-p18">"You don't give me any time to think," she said.</p>
		<p id="v-p19">"I'm not such a fool," he answered; "that's my Christian
		humility."</p>
		<p id="v-p20">She was still looking at him; but she had grown considerably graver
		behind the smile.</p>
		<p id="v-p21">"Mr Angus," she said steadily, "before there is a minute more of
		this nonsense I must tell you something about myself as shortly as I
		can."</p>
		<p id="v-p22">"Delighted," replied Angus gravely. "You might tell me something
		about myself, too, while you are about it."</p>
		<p id="v-p23">"Oh, do hold your tongue and listen," she said. "It's nothing that
		I'm ashamed of, and it isn't even anything that I'm specially sorry
		about. But what would you say if there were something that is no
		business of mine and yet is my nightmare?"</p>
		<p id="v-p24">"In that case," said the man seriously, "I should suggest that you
		bring back the cake."</p>
		<p id="v-p25">"Well, you must listen to the story first," said Laura,
		persistently. "To begin with, I must tell you that my father owned the
		inn called the `Red Fish' at Ludbury, and I used to serve people in the
		bar."</p>
		<p id="v-p26">"I have often wondered," he said, "why there was a kind of a
		Christian air about this one confectioner's shop."</p>
		<p id="v-p27">"Ludbury is a sleepy, grassy little hole in the Eastern Counties,
		and the only kind of people who ever came to the `Red Fish' were
		occasional commercial travellers, and for the rest, the most awful
		people you can see, only you've never seen them. I mean little, loungy
		men, who had just enough to live on and had nothing to do but lean
		about in bar-rooms and bet on horses, in bad clothes that were just too
		good for them. Even these wretched young rotters were not very common
		at our house; but there were two of them that were a lot too
		common--common in every sort of way. They both lived on money of their
		own, and were wearisomely idle and over-dressed. But yet I was a bit
		sorry for them, because I half believe they slunk into our little empty
		bar because each of them had a slight deformity; the sort of thing that
		some yokels laugh at. It wasn't exactly a deformity either; it was more
		an oddity. One of them was a surprisingly small man, something like a
		dwarf, or at least like a jockey. He was not at all jockeyish to look
		at, though; he had a round black head and a well-trimmed black beard,
		bright eyes like a bird's; he jingled money in his pockets; he jangled
		a great gold watch chain; and he never turned up except dressed just
		too much like a gentleman to be one. He was no fool though, though a
		futile idler; he was curiously clever at all kinds of things that
		couldn't be the slightest use; a sort of impromptu conjuring; making
		fifteen matches set fire to each other like a regular firework; or
		cutting a banana or some such thing into a dancing doll. His name was
		Isidore Smythe; and I can see him still, with his little dark face,
		just coming up to the counter, making a jumping kangaroo out of five
		cigars.</p>
		<p id="v-p28">
		"The other fellow was more silent and more ordinary;
		but somehow he alarmed me much more than poor little Smythe. He was
		very tall and slight, and light-haired; his nose had a high bridge, and
		he might almost have been handsome in a spectral sort of way; but he
		had one of the most appalling squints I have ever seen or heard of.
		When he looked straight at you, you didn't know where you were
		yourself, let alone what he was looking at. I fancy this sort of
		disfigurement embittered the poor chap a little; for while Smythe was
		ready to show off his monkey tricks anywhere, James Welkin (that was
		the squinting man's name) never did anything except soak in our bar
		parlour, and go for great walks by himself in the flat, grey country
		all round. All the same, I think Smythe, too, was a little sensitive
		about being so small, though he carried it off more smartly. And so it
		was that I was really puzzled, as well as startled, and very sorry,
		when they both offered to marry me in the same week.</p>
		<p id="v-p29">"Well, I did what I've since thought was perhaps a silly thing. But,
		after all, these freaks were my friends in a way; and I had a horror of
		their thinking I refused them for the real reason, which was that they
		were so impossibly ugly. So I made up some gas of another sort, about
		never meaning to marry anyone who hadn't carved his way in the world. I
		said it was a point of principle with me not to live on money that was
		just inherited like theirs. Two days after I had talked in this
		well-meaning sort of way, the whole trouble began. The first thing I
		heard was that both of them had gone off to seek their fortunes, as if
		they were in some silly fairy tale.</p>
		<p id="v-p30">"Well, I've never seen either of them from that day to this. But
		I've had two letters from the little man called Smythe, and really they
		were rather exciting."</p>
		<p id="v-p31">"Ever heard of the other man?" asked Angus.</p>
		<p id="v-p32">"No, he never wrote," said the girl, after an instant's hesitation.
		"Smythe's first letter was simply to say that he had started out
		walking with Welkin to London; but Welkin was such a good walker that
		the little man dropped out of it, and took a rest by the roadside. He
		happened to be picked up by some travelling show, and, partly because
		he was nearly a dwarf, and partly because he was really a clever little
		wretch, he got on quite well in the show business, and was soon sent up
		to the Aquarium, to do some tricks that I forget. That was his first
		letter. His second was much more of a startler, and I only got it last
		week."</p>
		<p id="v-p33">The man called Angus emptied his coffee-cup and regarded her with
		mild and patient eyes. Her own mouth took a slight twist of laughter as
		she resumed, "I suppose you've seen on the hoardings all about this
		`Smythe's Silent Service'? Or you must be the only person that hasn't.
		Oh, I don't know much about it, it's some clockwork invention for doing
		all the housework by machinery. You know the sort of thing: `Press a
		Button--A Butler who Never Drinks.' `Turn a Handle--Ten Housemaids who
		Never Flirt.' You must have seen the advertisements. Well, whatever
		these machines are, they are making pots of money; and they are making
		it all for that little imp whom I knew down in Ludbury. I can't help
		feeling pleased the poor little chap has fallen on his feet; but the
		plain fact is, I'm in terror of his turning up any minute and telling
		me he's carved his way in the world--as he certainly has."</p>
		<p id="v-p34">"And the other man?" repeated Angus with a sort of obstinate
		quietude.</p>
		<p id="v-p35">Laura Hope got to her feet suddenly. "My friend," she said, "I think
		you are a witch. Yes, you are quite right. I have not seen a line of
		the other man's writing; and I have no more notion than the dead of
		what or where he is. But it is of him that I am frightened. It is he
		who is all about my path. It is he who has half driven me mad. Indeed,
		I think he has driven me mad; for I have felt him where he could not
		have been, and I have heard his voice when he could not have
		spoken."</p>
		<p id="v-p36">"Well, my dear," said the young man, cheerfully, "if he were Satan
		himself, he is done for now you have told somebody. One goes mad all
		alone, old girl. But when was it you fancied you felt and heard our
		squinting friend?"</p>
		<p id="v-p37">"I heard James Welkin laugh as plainly as I hear you speak," said
		the girl, steadily. "There was nobody there, for I stood just outside
		the shop at the corner, and could see down both streets at once. I had
		forgotten how he laughed, though his laugh was as odd as his squint. I
		had not thought of him for nearly a year. But it's a solemn truth that
		a few seconds later the first letter came from his rival."</p>
		<p id="v-p38">"Did you ever make the spectre speak or squeak, or anything?" asked
		Angus, with some interest.</p>
		<p id="v-p39">Laura suddenly shuddered, and then said, with an unshaken voice,
		"Yes. Just when I had finished reading the second letter from Isidore
		Smythe announcing his success. Just then, I heard Welkin say, `He
		shan't have you, though.' It was quite plain, as if he were in the
		room. It is awful, I think I must be mad."</p>
		<p id="v-p40">"If you really were mad," said the young man, "you would think you
		must be sane. But certainly there seems to me to be something a little
		rum about this unseen gentleman. Two heads are better than one--I spare
		you allusions to any other organs and really, if you would allow me, as
		a sturdy, practical man, to bring back the wedding-cake out of the
		window--"</p>
		<p id="v-p41">Even as he spoke, there was a sort of steely shriek in the street
		outside, and a small motor, driven at devilish speed, shot up to the
		door of the shop and stuck there. In the same flash of time a small man
		in a shiny top hat stood stamping in the outer room.</p>
		<p id="v-p42">Angus, who had hitherto maintained hilarious ease from motives of
		mental hygiene, revealed the strain of his soul by striding abruptly
		out of the inner room and confronting the new-comer. A glance at him
		was quite sufficient to confirm the savage guesswork of a man in love.
		This very dapper but dwarfish figure, with the spike of black beard
		carried insolently forward, the clever unrestful eyes, the neat but
		very nervous fingers, could be none other than the man just described
		to him: Isidore Smythe, who made dolls out of banana skins and
		match-boxes; Isidore Smythe, who made millions out of undrinking
		butlers and unflirting housemaids of metal. For a moment the two men,
		instinctively understanding each other's air of possession, looked at
		each other with that curious cold generosity which is the soul of
		rivalry.</p>
		<p id="v-p43">Mr Smythe, however, made no allusion to the ultimate ground of their
		antagonism, but said simply and explosively, "Has Miss Hope seen that
		thing on the window?"</p>
		<p id="v-p44">"On the window?" repeated the staring Angus.</p>
		<p id="v-p45">"There's no time to explain other things," said the small
		millionaire shortly. "There's some tomfoolery going on here that has to
		be investigated."</p>
		<p id="v-p46">He pointed his polished walking-stick at the window, recently
		depleted by the bridal preparations of Mr Angus; and that gentleman was
		astonished to see along the front of the glass a long strip of paper
		pasted, which had certainly not been on the window when he looked
		through it some time before. Following the energetic Smythe outside
		into the street, he found that some yard and a half of stamp paper had
		been carefully gummed along the glass outside, and on this was written
		in straggly characters, "If you marry Smythe, he will die."</p>
		<p id="v-p47">
		"Laura," said Angus, putting his big red head into the
		shop, "you're not mad."</p>
		<p id="v-p48">"It's the writing of that fellow Welkin," said Smythe gruffly. "I
		haven't seen him for years, but he's always bothering me. Five times in
		the last fortnight he's had threatening letters left at my flat, and I
		can't even find out who leaves them, let alone if it is Welkin himself.
		The porter of the flats swears that no suspicious characters have been
		seen, and here he has pasted up a sort of dado on a public shop window,
		while the people in the shop--"</p>
		<p id="v-p49">"Quite so," said Angus modestly, "while the people in the shop were
		having tea. Well, sir, I can assure you I appreciate your common sense
		in dealing so directly with the matter. We can talk about other things
		afterwards. The fellow cannot be very far off yet, for I swear there
		was no paper there when I went last to the window, ten or fifteen
		minutes ago. On the other hand, he's too far off to be chased, as we
		don't even know the direction. If you'll take my advice, Mr Smythe,
		you'll put this at once in the hands of some energetic inquiry man,
		private rather than public. I know an extremely clever fellow, who has
		set up in business five minutes from here in your car. His name's
		Flambeau, and though his youth was a bit stormy, he's a strictly honest
		man now, and his brains are worth money. He lives in Lucknow Mansions,
		Hampstead."</p>
		<p id="v-p50">"That is odd," said the little man, arching his black eyebrows. "I
		live, myself, in Himylaya Mansions, round the corner. Perhaps you might
		care to come with me; I can go to my rooms and sort out these queer
		Welkin documents, while you run round and get your friend the
		detective."</p>
		<p id="v-p51">"You are very good," said Angus politely. "Well, the sooner we act
		the better."</p>
		<p id="v-p52">Both men, with a queer kind of impromptu fairness, took the same
		sort of formal farewell of the lady, and both jumped into the brisk
		little car. As Smythe took the handles and they turned the great corner
		of the street, Angus was amused to see a gigantesque poster of
		"Smythe's Silent Service," with a picture of a huge headless iron doll,
		carrying a saucepan with the legend, "A Cook Who is Never Cross."</p>
		<p id="v-p53">"I use them in my own flat," said the little black-bearded man,
		laughing, "partly for advertisements, and partly for real convenience.
		Honestly, and all above board, those big clockwork dolls of mine do
		bring your coals or claret or a time-table quicker than any live
		servants I've ever known, if you know which knob to press. But I'll
		never deny, between ourselves, that such servants have their
		disadvantages, too.</p>
		<p id="v-p54">"Indeed?" said Angus; "is there something they can't do?"</p>
		<p id="v-p55">"Yes," replied Smythe coolly; "they can't tell me who left those
		threatening letters at my flat."</p>
		<p id="v-p56">The man's motor was small and swift like himself; in fact, like his
		domestic service, it was of his own invention. If he was an advertising
		quack, he was one who believed in his own wares. The sense of something
		tiny and flying was accentuated as they swept up long white curves of
		road in the dead but open daylight of evening. Soon the white curves
		came sharper and dizzier; they were upon ascending spirals, as they say
		in the modern religions. For, indeed, they were cresting a corner of
		London which is almost as precipitous as Edinburgh, if not quite so
		picturesque. Terrace rose above terrace, and the special tower of flats
		they sought, rose above them all to almost Egyptian height, gilt by the
		level sunset. The change, as they turned the corner and entered the
		crescent known as Himylaya Mansions, was as abrupt as the opening of a
		window; for they found that pile of flats sitting above London as above
		a green sea of slate. Opposite to the mansions, on the other side of
		the gravel crescent, was a bushy enclosure more like a steep hedge or
		dyke than a garden, and some way below that ran a strip of artificial
		water, a sort of canal, like the moat of that embowered fortress. As
		the car swept round the crescent it passed, at one corner, the stray
		stall of a man selling chestnuts; and right away at the other end of
		the curve, Angus could see a dim blue policeman walking slowly. These
		were the only human shapes in that high suburban solitude; but he had
		an irrational sense that they expressed the speechless poetry of
		London. He felt as if they were figures in a story.</p>
		<p id="v-p57">The little car shot up to the right house like a bullet, and shot
		out its owner like a bomb shell. He was immediately inquiring of a tall
		commissionaire in shining braid, and a short porter in shirt sleeves,
		whether anybody or anything had been seeking his apartments. He was
		assured that nobody and nothing had passed these officials since his
		last inquiries; whereupon he and the slightly bewildered Angus were
		shot up in the lift like a rocket, till they reached the top floor.</p>
		<p id="v-p58">"Just come in for a minute," said the breathless Smythe. "I want to
		show you those Welkin letters. Then you might run round the corner and
		fetch your friend." He pressed a button concealed in the wall, and the
		door opened of itself.</p>
		<p id="v-p59">It opened on a long, commodious ante-room, of which the only
		arresting features, ordinarily speaking, were the rows of tall
		half-human mechanical figures that stood up on both sides like tailors'
		dummies. Like tailors' dummies they were headless; and like tailors'
		dummies they had a handsome unnecessary humpiness in the shoulders, and
		a pigeon-breasted protuberance of chest; but barring this, they were
		not much more like a human figure than any automatic machine at a
		station that is about the human height. They had two great hooks like
		arms, for carrying trays; and they were painted pea-green, or
		vermilion, or black for convenience of distinction; in every other way
		they were only automatic machines and nobody would have looked twice at
		them. On this occasion, at least, nobody did. For between the two rows
		of these domestic dummies lay something more interesting than most of
		the mechanics of the world. It was a white, tattered scrap of paper
		scrawled with red ink; and the agile inventor had snatched it up almost
		as soon as the door flew open. He handed it to Angus without a word.
		The red ink on it actually was not dry, and the message ran, "If you
		have been to see her today, I shall kill you."</p>
		<p id="v-p60">There was a short silence, and then Isidore Smythe said quietly,
		"Would you like a little whiskey? I rather feel as if I should."</p>
		<p id="v-p61">"Thank you; I should like a little Flambeau," said Angus, gloomily.
		"This business seems to me to be getting rather grave. I'm going round
		at once to fetch him."</p>
		<p id="v-p62">"Right you are," said the other, with admirable cheerfulness. "Bring
		him round here as quick as you can."</p>
		<p id="v-p63">But as Angus closed the front door behind him he saw Smythe push
		back a button, and one of the clockwork images glided from its place
		and slid along a groove in the floor carrying a tray with syphon and
		decanter. There did seem something a trifle weird about leaving the
		little man alone among those dead servants, who were coming to life as
		the door closed.</p>
		<p id="v-p64">Six steps down from Smythe's landing the man in shirt sleeves was
		doing something with a pail. Angus stopped to extract a promise,
		fortified with a prospective bribe, that he would remain in that place
		until the return with the detective, and would keep count of any kind
		of stranger coming up those stairs. Dashing down to the front hall he
		then laid similar charges of vigilance on the commissionaire at the
		front door, from whom he learned the simplifying circumstances that
		there was no back door. Not content with this, he captured the floating
		policeman and induced him to stand opposite the entrance and watch it;
		and finally paused an instant for a pennyworth of chestnuts, and an
		inquiry as to the probable length of the merchant's stay in the
		neighbourhood.</p>
		<p id="v-p65">
		The chestnut seller, turning up the collar of his
		coat, told him he should probably be moving shortly, as he thought it
		was going to snow. Indeed, the evening was growing grey and bitter, but
		Angus, with all his eloquence, proceeded to nail the chestnut man to
		his post.</p>
		<p id="v-p66">"Keep yourself warm on your own chestnuts," he said earnestly. "Eat
		up your whole stock; I'll make it worth your while. I'll give you a
		sovereign if you'll wait here till I come back, and then tell me
		whether any man, woman, or child has gone into that house where the
		commissionaire is standing."</p>
		<p id="v-p67">He then walked away smartly, with a last look at the besieged
		tower.</p>
		<p id="v-p68">"I've made a ring round that room, anyhow," he said. "They can't all
		four of them be Mr Welkin's accomplices."</p>
		<p id="v-p69">Lucknow Mansions were, so to speak, on a lower platform of that hill
		of houses, of which Himylaya Mansions might be called the peak. Mr
		Flambeau's semi-official flat was on the ground floor, and presented in
		every way a marked contrast to the American machinery and cold
		hotel-like luxury of the flat of the Silent Service. Flambeau, who was
		a friend of Angus, received him in a rococo artistic den behind his
		office, of which the ornaments were sabres, harquebuses, Eastern
		curiosities, flasks of Italian wine, savage cooking-pots, a plumy
		Persian cat, and a small dusty-looking Roman Catholic priest, who
		looked particularly out of place.</p>
		<p id="v-p70">"This is my friend Father Brown," said Flambeau. "I've often wanted
		you to meet him. Splendid weather, this; a little cold for Southerners
		like me."</p>
		<p id="v-p71">"Yes, I think it will keep clear," said Angus, sitting down on a
		violet-striped Eastern ottoman.</p>
		<p id="v-p72">"No," said the priest quietly, "it has begun to snow."</p>
		<p id="v-p73">And, indeed, as he spoke, the first few flakes, foreseen by the man
		of chestnuts, began to drift across the darkening windowpane.</p>
		<p id="v-p74">"Well," said Angus heavily. "I'm afraid I've come on business, and
		rather jumpy business at that. The fact is, Flambeau, within a stone's
		throw of your house is a fellow who badly wants your help; he's
		perpetually being haunted and threatened by an invisible enemy--a
		scoundrel whom nobody has even seen." As Angus proceeded to tell the
		whole tale of Smythe and Welkin, beginning with Laura's story, and
		going on with his own, the supernatural laugh at the corner of two
		empty streets, the strange distinct words spoken in an empty room,
		Flambeau grew more and more vividly concerned, and the little priest
		seemed to be left out of it, like a piece of furniture. When it came to
		the scribbled stamp-paper pasted on the window, Flambeau rose, seeming
		to fill the room with his huge shoulders.</p>
		<p id="v-p75">"If you don't mind," he said, "I think you had better tell me the
		rest on the nearest road to this man's house. It strikes me, somehow,
		that there is no time to be lost."</p>
		<p id="v-p76">"Delighted," said Angus, rising also, "though he's safe enough for
		the present, for I've set four men to watch the only hole to his
		burrow."</p>
		<p id="v-p77">They turned out into the street, the small priest trundling after
		them with the docility of a small dog. He merely said, in a cheerful
		way, like one making conversation, "How quick the snow gets thick on
		the ground."</p>
		<p id="v-p78">As they threaded the steep side streets already powdered with
		silver, Angus finished his story; and by the time they reached the
		crescent with the towering flats, he had leisure to turn his attention
		to the four sentinels. The chestnut seller, both before and after
		receiving a sovereign, swore stubbornly that he had watched the door
		and seen no visitor enter. The policeman was even more emphatic. He
		said he had had experience of crooks of all kinds, in top hats and in
		rags; he wasn't so green as to expect suspicious characters to look
		suspicious; he looked out for anybody, and, so help him, there had been
		nobody. And when all three men gathered round the gilded
		commissionaire, who still stood smiling astride of the porch, the
		verdict was more final still.</p>
		<p id="v-p79">"I've got a right to ask any man, duke or dustman, what he wants in
		these flats," said the genial and gold-laced giant, "and I'll swear
		there's been nobody to ask since this gentleman went away."</p>
		<p id="v-p80">The unimportant Father Brown, who stood back, looking modestly at
		the pavement, here ventured to say meekly, "Has nobody been up and down
		stairs, then, since the snow began to fall? It began while we were all
		round at Flambeau's."</p>
		<p id="v-p81">"Nobody's been in here, sir, you can take it from me," said the
		official, with beaming authority.</p>
		<p id="v-p82">"Then I wonder what that is?" said the priest, and stared at the
		ground blankly like a fish.</p>
		<p id="v-p83">The others all looked down also; and Flambeau used a fierce
		exclamation and a French gesture. For it was unquestionably true that
		down the middle of the entrance guarded by the man in gold lace,
		actually between the arrogant, stretched legs of that colossus, ran a
		stringy pattern of grey footprints stamped upon the white snow.</p>
		<p id="v-p84">"God!" cried Angus involuntarily, "the Invisible Man!"</p>
		<p id="v-p85">Without another word he turned and dashed up the stairs, with
		Flambeau following; but Father Brown still stood looking about him in
		the snow-clad street as if he had lost interest in his query.</p>
		<p id="v-p86">Flambeau was plainly in a mood to break down the door with his big
		shoulders; but the Scotchman, with more reason, if less intuition,
		fumbled about on the frame of the door till he found the invisible
		button; and the door swung slowly open.</p>
		<p id="v-p87">It showed substantially the same serried interior; the hall had
		grown darker, though it was still struck here and there with the last
		crimson shafts of sunset, and one or two of the headless machines had
		been moved from their places for this or that purpose, and stood here
		and there about the twilit place. The green and red of their coats were
		all darkened in the dusk; and their likeness to human shapes slightly
		increased by their very shapelessness. But in the middle of them all,
		exactly where the paper with the red ink had lain, there lay something
		that looked like red ink spilt out of its bottle. But it was not red
		ink.</p>
		<p id="v-p88">With a French combination of reason and violence Flambeau simply
		said "Murder!" and, plunging into the flat, had explored, every corner
		and cupboard of it in five minutes. But if he expected to find a corpse
		he found none. Isidore Smythe was not in the place, either dead or
		alive. After the most tearing search the two men met each other in the
		outer hall, with streaming faces and staring eyes. "My friend," said
		Flambeau, talking French in his excitement, "not only is your murderer
		invisible, but he makes invisible also the murdered man."</p>
		<p id="v-p89">Angus looked round at the dim room full of dummies, and in some
		Celtic corner of his Scotch soul a shudder started. One of the
		life-size dolls stood immediately overshadowing the blood stain,
		summoned, perhaps, by the slain man an instant before he fell. One of
		the high-shouldered hooks that served the thing for arms, was a little
		lifted, and Angus had suddenly the horrid fancy that poor Smythe's own
		iron child had struck him down. Matter had rebelled, and these machines
		had killed their master. But even so, what had they done with him?</p>
		<p id="v-p90">"Eaten him?" said the nightmare at his ear; and he sickened for an
		instant at the idea of rent, human remains absorbed and crushed into
		all that acephalous clockwork.</p>
		<p id="v-p91">
		He recovered his mental health by an emphatic effort,
		and said to Flambeau, "Well, there it is. The poor fellow has
		evaporated like a cloud and left a red streak on the floor. The tale
		does not belong to this world."</p>
		<p id="v-p92">"There is only one thing to be done," said Flambeau, "whether it
		belongs to this world or the other. I must go down and talk to my
		friend."</p>
		<p id="v-p93">They descended, passing the man with the pail, who again asseverated
		that he had let no intruder pass, down to the commissionaire and the
		hovering chestnut man, who rigidly reasserted their own watchfulness.
		But when Angus looked round for his fourth confirmation he could not
		see it, and called out with some nervousness, "Where is the
		policeman?"</p>
		<p id="v-p94">"I beg your pardon," said Father Brown; "that is my fault. I just
		sent him down the road to investigate something--that I just thought
		worth investigating."</p>
		<p id="v-p95">"Well, we want him back pretty soon," said Angus abruptly, "for the
		wretched man upstairs has not only been murdered, but wiped out."</p>
		<p id="v-p96">"How?" asked the priest.</p>
		<p id="v-p97">"Father," said Flambeau, after a pause, "upon my soul I believe it
		is more in your department than mine. No friend or foe has entered the
		house, but Smythe is gone, as if stolen by the fairies. If that is not
		supernatural, I--"</p>
		<p id="v-p98">As he spoke they were all checked by an unusual sight; the big blue
		policeman came round the corner of the crescent, running. He came
		straight up to Brown.</p>
		<p id="v-p99">"You're right, sir," he panted, "they've just found poor Mr Smythe's
		body in the canal down below."</p>
		<p id="v-p100">Angus put his hand wildly to his head. "Did he run down and drown
		himself?" he asked.</p>
		<p id="v-p101">"He never came down, I'll swear," said the constable, "and he wasn't
		drowned either, for he died of a great stab over the heart."</p>
		<p id="v-p102">"And yet you saw no one enter?" said Flambeau in a grave voice.</p>
		<p id="v-p103">"Let us walk down the road a little," said the priest.</p>
		<p id="v-p104">As they reached the other end of the crescent he observed abruptly,
		"Stupid of me! I forgot to ask the policeman something. I wonder if
		they found a light brown sack."</p>
		<p id="v-p105">"Why a light brown sack?" asked Angus, astonished.</p>
		<p id="v-p106">"Because if it was any other coloured sack, the case must begin over
		again," said Father Brown; "but if it was a light brown sack, why, the
		case is finished."</p>
		<p id="v-p107">"I am pleased to hear it," said Angus with hearty irony. "It hasn't
		begun, so far as I am concerned."</p>
		<p id="v-p108">"You must tell us all about it," said Flambeau with a strange heavy
		simplicity, like a child.</p>
		<p id="v-p109">Unconsciously they were walking with quickening steps down the long
		sweep of road on the other side of the high crescent, Father Brown
		leading briskly, though in silence. At last he said with an almost
		touching vagueness, "Well, I'm afraid you'll think it so prosy. We
		always begin at the abstract end of things, and you can't begin this
		story anywhere else.</p>
		<p id="v-p110">"Have you ever noticed this--that people never answer what you say?
		They answer what you mean--or what they think you mean. Suppose one
		lady says to another in a country house, `Is anybody staying with you?'
		the lady doesn't answer `Yes; the butler, the three footmen, the
		parlourmaid, and so on,' though the parlourmaid may be in the room, or
		the butler behind her chair. She says `There is 
		<i>nobody</i> staying with us,' meaning nobody of the sort you mean.
		But suppose a doctor inquiring into an epidemic asks, `Who is staying
		in the house?' then the lady will remember the butler, the
		parlour-maid, and the rest. All language is used like that; you never
		get a question answered literally, even when you get it answered truly.
		When those four quite honest men said that no man had gone into the
		Mansions, they did not really mean that 
		<i>no man</i> had gone into them. They meant no man whom they could
		suspect of being your man. A man did go into the house, and did come
		out of it, but they never noticed him."</p>
		<p id="v-p111">"An invisible man?" inquired Angus, raising his red eyebrows. "A
		mentally invisible man," said Father Brown.</p>
		<p id="v-p112">A minute or two after he resumed in the same unassuming voice, like
		a man thinking his way. "Of course you can't think of such a man, until
		you do think of him. That's where his cleverness comes in. But I came
		to think of him through two or three little things in the tale Mr Angus
		told us. First, there was the fact that this Welkin went for long
		walks. And then there was the vast lot of stamp paper on the window.
		And then, most of all, there were the two things the young lady
		said--things that couldn't be true. Don't get annoyed," he added
		hastily, noting a sudden movement of the Scotchman's head; "she thought
		they were true. A person 
		<i>can't</i> be quite alone in a street a second before she receives a
		letter. She can't be quite alone in a street when she starts reading a
		letter just received. There must be somebody pretty near her; he must
		be mentally invisible."</p>
		<p id="v-p113">"Why must there be somebody near her?" asked Angus.</p>
		<p id="v-p114">"Because," said Father Brown, "barring carrier-pigeons, somebody
		must have brought her the letter."</p>
		<p id="v-p115">"Do you really mean to say," asked Flambeau, with energy, "that
		Welkin carried his rival's letters to his lady?"</p>
		<p id="v-p116">"Yes," said the priest. "Welkin carried his rival's letters to his
		lady. You see, he had to."</p>
		<p id="v-p117">"Oh, I can't stand much more of this," exploded Flambeau. "Who is
		this fellow? What does he look like? What is the usual get-up of a
		mentally invisible man?"</p>
		<p id="v-p118">"He is dressed rather handsomely in red, blue and gold," replied the
		priest promptly with precision, "and in this striking, and even showy,
		costume he entered Himylaya Mansions under eight human eyes; he killed
		Smythe in cold blood, and came down into the street again carrying the
		dead body in his arms--"</p>
		<p id="v-p119">"Reverend sir," cried Angus, standing still, "are you raving mad, or
		am I?"</p>
		<p id="v-p120">"You are not mad," said Brown, "only a little unobservant. You have
		not noticed such a man as this, for example."</p>
		<p id="v-p121">He took three quick strides forward, and put his hand on the
		shoulder of an ordinary passing postman who had bustled by them
		unnoticed under the shade of the trees.</p>
		<p id="v-p122">"Nobody ever notices postmen somehow," he said thoughtfully; "yet
		they have passions like other men, and even carry large bags where a
		small corpse can be stowed quite easily."</p>
		<p id="v-p123">The postman, instead of turning naturally, had ducked and tumbled
		against the garden fence. He was a lean fair-bearded man of very
		ordinary appearance, but as he turned an alarmed face over his
		shoulder, all three men were fixed with an almost fiendish squint.
		Flambeau went back to his sabres, purple rugs and Persian cat, having
		many things to attend to. John Turnbull Angus went back to the lady at
		the shop, with whom that imprudent young man contrives to be extremely
		comfortable. But Father Brown walked those snow-covered hills under the
		stars for many hours with a murderer, and what they said to each other
		will never be known.</p>
		<p id="v-p124" />  	
  	
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<div1 title="VI. The Honour of Israel Gow" prev="v" next="vii" id="vi">
 
		<p id="vi-p1">
		A stormy evening of olive and silver was closing in,
		as Father Brown, wrapped in a grey Scotch plaid, came to the end of a
		grey Scotch valley and beheld the strange castle of Glengyle. It
		stopped one end of the glen or hollow like a blind alley; and it looked
		like the end of the world. Rising in steep roofs and spires of seagreen
		slate in the manner of the old French-Scotch châteaux, it reminded
		an Englishman of the sinister steeple-hats of witches in fairy tales;
		and the pine woods that rocked round the green turrets looked, by
		comparison, as black as numberless flocks of ravens. This note of a
		dreamy, almost a sleepy devilry, was no mere fancy from the landscape.
		For there did rest on the place one of those clouds of pride and
		madness and mysterious sorrow which lie more heavily on the noble
		houses of Scotland than on any other of the children of men. For
		Scotland has a double dose of the poison called heredity; the sense of
		blood in the aristocrat, and the sense of doom in the Calvinist.</p>
		<p id="vi-p2">The priest had snatched a day from his business at Glasgow to meet
		his friend Flambeau, the amateur detective, who was at Glengyle Castle
		with another more formal officer investigating the life and death of
		the late Earl of Glengyle. That mysterious person was the last
		representative of a race whose valour, insanity, and violent cunning
		had made them terrible even among the sinister nobility of their nation
		in the sixteenth century. None were deeper in that labyrinthine
		ambition, in chamber within chamber of that palace of lies that was
		built up around Mary Queen of Scots.</p>
		<p id="vi-p3">The rhyme in the country-side attested the motive and the result of
		their machinations candidly:</p>
		<blockquote id="vi-p3.1">
		<p id="vi-p4">As green sap to the simmer trees
		<br />Is red gold to the Ogilvies.</p>
		</blockquote>
		<p id="vi-p5">For many centuries there had never been a decent lord in Glengyle
		Castle; and with the Victorian era one would have thought that all
		eccentricities were exhausted. The last Glengyle, however, satisfied
		his tribal tradition by doing the only thing that was left for him to
		do; he disappeared. I do not mean that he went abroad; by all accounts
		he was still in the castle, if he was anywhere. But though his name was
		in the church register and the big red Peerage, nobody ever saw him
		under the sun.</p>
		<p id="vi-p6">If anyone saw him it was a solitary man-servant, something between a
		groom and a gardener. He was so deaf that the more business-like
		assumed him to be dumb; while the more penetrating declared him to be
		half-witted. A gaunt, red-haired labourer, with a dogged jaw and chin,
		but quite black-blue eyes, he went by the name of Israel Gow, and was
		the one silent servant on that deserted estate. But the energy with
		which he dug potatoes, and the regularity with which he disappeared
		into the kitchen gave people an impression that he was providing for
		the meals of a superior, and that the strange earl was still concealed
		in the castle. If society needed any further proof that he was there,
		the servant persistently asserted that he was not at home. One morning
		the provost and the minister (for the Glengyles were Presbyterian) were
		summoned to the castle. There they found that the gardener, groom and
		cook had added to his many professions that of an undertaker, and had
		nailed up his noble master in a coffin. With how much or how little
		further inquiry this odd fact was passed, did not as yet very plainly
		appear; for the thing had never been legally investigated till Flambeau
		had gone north two or three days before. By then the body of Lord
		Glengyle (if it was the body) had lain for some time in the little
		churchyard on the hill.</p>
		<p id="vi-p7">As Father Brown passed through the dim garden and came under the
		shadow of the château, the clouds were thick and the whole air
		damp and thundery. Against the last stripe of the green-gold sunset he
		saw a black human silhouette; a man in a chimney-pot hat, with a big
		spade over his shoulder. The combination was queerly suggestive of a
		sexton; but when Brown remembered the deaf servant who dug potatoes, he
		thought it natural enough. He knew something of the Scotch peasant; he
		knew the respectability which might well feel it necessary to wear
		"blacks" for an official inquiry; he knew also the economy that would
		not lose an hour's digging for that. Even the man's start and
		suspicious stare as the priest went by were consonant enough with the
		vigilance and jealousy of such a type.</p>
		<p id="vi-p8">The great door was opened by Flambeau himself, who had with him a
		lean man with iron-grey hair and papers in his hand: Inspector Craven
		from Scotland Yard. The entrance hall was mostly stripped and empty;
		but the pale, sneering faces of one or two of the wicked Ogilvies
		looked down out of black periwigs and blackening canvas.</p>
		<p id="vi-p9">Following them into an inner room, Father Brown found that the
		allies had been seated at a long oak table, of which their end was
		covered with scribbled papers, flanked with whisky and cigars. Through
		the whole of its remaining length it was occupied by detached objects
		arranged at intervals; objects about as inexplicable as any objects
		could be. One looked like a small heap of glittering broken glass.
		Another looked like a high heap of brown dust. A third appeared to be a
		plain stick of wood.</p>
		<p id="vi-p10">"You seem to have a sort of geological museum here," he said, as he
		sat down, jerking his head briefly in the direction of the brown dust
		and the crystalline fragments.</p>
		<p id="vi-p11">"Not a geological museum," replied Flambeau; "say a psychological
		museum."</p>
		<p id="vi-p12">"Oh, for the Lord's sake," cried the police detective laughing,
		"don't let's begin with such long words."</p>
		<p id="vi-p13">"Don't you know what psychology means?" asked Flambeau with friendly
		surprise. "Psychology means being off your chump."</p>
		<p id="vi-p14">"Still I hardly follow," replied the official.</p>
		<p id="vi-p15">"Well," said Flambeau, with decision, "I mean that we've only found
		out one thing about Lord Glengyle. He was a maniac."</p>
		<p id="vi-p16">The black silhouette of Gow with his top hat and spade passed the
		window, dimly outlined against the darkening sky. Father Brown stared
		passively at it and answered:</p>
		<p id="vi-p17">"I can understand there must have been something odd about the man,
		or he wouldn't have buried himself alive--nor been in such a hurry to
		bury himself dead. But what makes you think it was lunacy?"</p>
		<p id="vi-p18">"Well," said Flambeau, "you just listen to the list of things Mr
		Craven has found in the house."</p>
		<p id="vi-p19">
		"We must get a candle," said Craven, suddenly. "A
		storm is getting up, and it's too dark to read."</p>
		<p id="vi-p20">"Have you found any candles," asked Brown smiling, "among your
		oddities?"</p>
		<p id="vi-p21">Flambeau raised a grave face, and fixed his dark eyes on his
		friend.</p>
		<p id="vi-p22">"That is curious, too," he said. "Twenty-five candles, and not a
		trace of a candlestick."</p>
		<p id="vi-p23">In the rapidly darkening room and rapidly rising wind, Brown went
		along the table to where a bundle of wax candles lay among the other
		scrappy exhibits. As he did so he bent accidentally over the heap of
		red-brown dust; and a sharp sneeze cracked the silence.</p>
		<p id="vi-p24">"Hullo!" he said, "snuff!"</p>
		<p id="vi-p25">He took one of the candles, lit it carefully, came back and stuck it
		in the neck of the whisky bottle. The unrestful night air, blowing
		through the crazy window, waved the long flame like a banner. And on
		every side of the castle they could hear the miles and miles of black
		pine wood seething like a black sea around a rock.</p>
		<p id="vi-p26">"I will read the inventory," began Craven gravely, picking up one of
		the papers, "the inventory of what we found loose and unexplained in
		the castle. You are to understand that the place generally was
		dismantled and neglected; but one or two rooms had plainly been
		inhabited in a simple but not squalid style by somebody; somebody who
		was not the servant Gow. The list is as follows:</p>
		<p id="vi-p27">"First item. A very considerable hoard of precious stones, nearly
		all diamonds, and all of them loose, without any setting whatever. Of
		course, it is natural that the Ogilvies should have family jewels; but
		those are exactly the jewels that are almost always set in particular
		articles of ornament. The Ogilvies would seem to have kept theirs loose
		in their pockets, like coppers.</p>
		<p id="vi-p28">"Second item. Heaps and heaps of loose snuff, not kept in a horn, or
		even a pouch, but lying in heaps on the mantelpieces, on the sideboard,
		on the piano, anywhere. It looks as if the old gentleman would not take
		the trouble to look in a pocket or lift a lid.</p>
		<p id="vi-p29">"Third item. Here and there about the house curious little heaps of
		minute pieces of metal, some like steel springs and some in the form of
		microscopic wheels. As if they had gutted some mechanical toy.</p>
		<p id="vi-p30">"Fourth item. The wax candles, which have to be stuck in bottle
		necks because there is nothing else to stick them in. Now I wish you to
		note how very much queerer all this is than anything we anticipated.
		For the central riddle we are prepared; we have all seen at a glance
		that there was something wrong about the last earl. We have come here
		to find out whether he really lived here, whether he really died here,
		whether that red-haired scarecrow who did his burying had anything to
		do with his dying. But suppose the worst in all this, the most lurid or
		melodramatic solution you like. Suppose the servant really killed the
		master, or suppose the master isn't really dead, or suppose the master
		is dressed up as the servant, or suppose the servant is buried for the
		master; invent what Wilkie Collins' tragedy you like, and you still
		have not explained a candle without a candlestick, or why an elderly
		gentleman of good family should habitually spill snuff on the piano.
		The core of the tale we could imagine; it is the fringes that are
		mysterious. By no stretch of fancy can the human mind connect together
		snuff and diamonds and wax and loose clockwork."</p>
		<p id="vi-p31">"I think I see the connection," said the priest. "This Glengyle was
		mad against the French Revolution. He was an enthusiast for the 
		<i>ancien régime</i>, and was trying to re-enact literally the
		family life of the last Bourbons. He had snuff because it was the
		eighteenth century luxury; wax candles, because they were the
		eighteenth century lighting; the mechanical bits of iron represent the
		locksmith hobby of Louis XVI; the diamonds are for the Diamond Necklace
		of Marie Antoinette."</p>
		<p id="vi-p32">Both the other men were staring at him with round eyes. "What a
		perfectly extraordinary notion!" cried Flambeau. "Do you really think
		that is the truth?"</p>
		<p id="vi-p33">"I am perfectly sure it isn't," answered Father Brown, "only you
		said that nobody could connect snuff and diamonds and clockwork and
		candles. I give you that connection off-hand. The real truth, I am very
		sure, lies deeper."</p>
		<p id="vi-p34">He paused a moment and listened to the wailing of the wind in the
		turrets. Then he said, "The late Earl of Glengyle was a thief. He lived
		a second and darker life as a desperate house-breaker. He did not have
		any candlesticks because he only used these candles cut short in the
		little lantern he carried. The snuff he employed as the fiercest French
		criminals have used pepper: to fling it suddenly in dense masses in the
		face of a captor or pursuer. But the final proof is in the curious
		coincidence of the diamonds and the small steel wheels. Surely that
		makes everything plain to you? Diamonds and small steel wheels are the
		only two instruments with which you can cut out a pane of glass."</p>
		<p id="vi-p35">The bough of a broken pine tree lashed heavily in the blast against
		the window-pane behind them, as if in parody of a burglar, but they did
		not turn round. Their eyes were fastened on Father Brown.</p>
		<p id="vi-p36">"Diamonds and small wheels," repeated Craven ruminating. "Is that
		all that makes you think it the true explanation?"</p>
		<p id="vi-p37">"I don't think it the true explanation," replied the priest
		placidly; "but you said that nobody could connect the four things. The
		true tale, of course, is something much more humdrum. Glengyle had
		found, or thought he had found, precious stones on his estate. Somebody
		had bamboozled him with those loose brilliants, saying they were found
		in the castle caverns. The little wheels are some diamond-cutting
		affair. He had to do the thing very roughly and in a small way, with
		the help of a few shepherds or rude fellows on these hills. Snuff is
		the one great luxury of such Scotch shepherds; it's the one thing with
		which you can bribe them. They didn't have candlesticks because they
		didn't want them; they held the candles in their hands when they
		explored the caves."</p>
		<p id="vi-p38">"Is that all?" asked Flambeau after a long pause. "Have we got to
		the dull truth at last?"</p>
		<p id="vi-p39">"Oh, no," said Father Brown.</p>
		<p id="vi-p40">
		As the wind died in the most distant pine woods with a
		long hoot as of mockery Father Brown, with an utterly impassive face,
		went on:</p>
		<p id="vi-p41">"I only suggested that because you said one could not plausibly
		connect snuff with clockwork or candles with bright stones. Ten false
		philosophies will fit the universe; ten false theories will fit
		Glengyle Castle. But we want the real explanation of the castle and the
		universe. But are there no other exhibits?"</p>
		<p id="vi-p42">Craven laughed, and Flambeau rose smiling to his feet and strolled
		down the long table.</p>
		<p id="vi-p43">"Items five, six, seven, etc.," he said, "and certainly more varied
		than instructive. A curious collection, not of lead pencils, but of the
		lead out of lead pencils. A senseless stick of bamboo, with the top
		rather splintered. It might be the instrument of the crime. Only, there
		isn't any crime. The only other things are a few old missals and little
		Catholic pictures, which the Ogilvies kept, I suppose, from the Middle
		Ages--their family pride being stronger than their Puritanism. We only
		put them in the museum because they seem curiously cut about and
		defaced."</p>
		<p id="vi-p44">The heady tempest without drove a dreadful wrack of clouds across
		Glengyle and threw the long room into darkness as Father Brown picked
		up the little illuminated pages to examine them. He spoke before the
		drift of darkness had passed; but it was the voice of an utterly new
		man.</p>
		<p id="vi-p45">"Mr Craven," said he, talking like a man ten years younger, "you
		have got a legal warrant, haven't you, to go up and examine that grave?
		The sooner we do it the better, and get to the bottom of this horrible
		affair. If I were you I should start now."</p>
		<p id="vi-p46">"Now," repeated the astonished detective, "and why now?"</p>
		<p id="vi-p47">"Because this is serious," answered Brown; "this is not spilt snuff
		or loose pebbles, that might be there for a hundred reasons. There is
		only one reason I know of for 
		<i>this</i> being done; and the reason goes down to the roots of the
		world. These religious pictures are not just dirtied or torn or
		scrawled over, which might be done in idleness or bigotry, by children
		or by Protestants. These have been treated very carefully--and very
		queerly. In every place where the great ornamented name of God comes in
		the old illuminations it has been elaborately taken out. The only other
		thing that has been removed is the halo round the head of the Child
		Jesus. Therefore, I say, let us get our warrant and our spade and our
		hatchet, and go up and break open that coffin."</p>
		<p id="vi-p48">"What 
		<i>do</i> you mean?" demanded the London officer.</p>
		<p id="vi-p49">"I mean," answered the little priest, and his voice seemed to rise
		slightly in the roar of the gale. "I mean that the great devil of the
		universe may be sitting on the top tower of this castle at this moment,
		as big as a hundred elephants, and roaring like the Apocalypse. There
		is black magic somewhere at the bottom of this."</p>
		<p id="vi-p50">"Black magic," repeated Flambeau in a low voice, for he was too
		enlightened a man not to know of such things; "but what can these other
		things mean?"</p>
		<p id="vi-p51">"Oh, something damnable, I suppose," replied Brown impatiently. "How
		should I know? How can I guess all their mazes down below? Perhaps you
		can make a torture out of snuff and bamboo. Perhaps lunatics lust after
		wax and steel filings. Perhaps there is a maddening drug made of lead
		pencils! Our shortest cut to the mystery is up the hill to the
		grave."</p>
		<p id="vi-p52">His comrades hardly knew that they had obeyed and followed him till
		a blast of the night wind nearly flung them on their faces in the
		garden. Nevertheless they had obeyed him like automata; for Craven
		found a hatchet in his hand, and the warrant in his pocket; Flambeau
		was carrying the heavy spade of the strange gardener; Father Brown was
		carrying the little gilt book from which had been torn the name of
		God</p>
		<p id="vi-p53">The path up the hill to the churchyard was crooked but short; only
		under that stress of wind it seemed laborious and long. Far as the eye
		could see, farther and farther as they mounted the slope, were seas
		beyond seas of pines, now all aslope one way under the wind. And that
		universal gesture seemed as vain as it was vast, as vain as if that
		wind were whistling about some unpeopled and purposeless planet.
		Through all that infinite growth of grey-blue forests sang, shrill and
		high, that ancient sorrow that is in the heart of all heathen things.
		One could fancy that the voices from the under world of unfathomable
		foliage were cries of the lost and wandering pagan gods: gods who had
		gone roaming in that irrational forest, and who will never find their
		way back to heaven.</p>
		<p id="vi-p54">"You see," said Father Brown in low but easy tone, "Scotch people
		before Scotland existed were a curious lot. In fact, they're a curious
		lot still. But in the prehistoric times I fancy they really worshipped
		demons. That," he added genially, "is why they jumped at the Puritan
		theology."</p>
		<p id="vi-p55">"My friend," said Flambeau, turning in a kind of fury, "what does
		all that snuff mean?"</p>
		<p id="vi-p56">"My friend," replied Brown, with equal seriousness, "there is one
		mark of all genuine religions: materialism. Now, devil-worship is a
		perfectly genuine religion."</p>
		<p id="vi-p57">They had come up on the grassy scalp of the hill, one of the few
		bald spots that stood clear of the crashing and roaring pine forest. A
		mean enclosure, partly timber and partly wire, rattled in the tempest
		to tell them the border of the graveyard. But by the time Inspector
		Craven had come to the corner of the grave, and Flambeau had planted
		his spade point downwards and leaned on it, they were both almost as
		shaken as the shaky wood and wire. At the foot of the grave grew great
		tall thistles, grey and silver in their decay. Once or twice, when a
		ball of thistle-down broke under the breeze and flew past him, Craven
		jumped slightly as if it had been an arrow.</p>
		<p id="vi-p58">Flambeau drove the blade of his spade through the whistling grass
		into the wet clay below. Then he seemed to stop and lean on it as on a
		staff.</p>
		<p id="vi-p59">"Go on," said the priest very gently. "We are only trying to find
		the truth. What are you afraid of?"</p>
		<p id="vi-p60">"I am afraid of finding it," said Flambeau.</p>
		<p id="vi-p61">The London detective spoke suddenly in a high crowing voice that was
		meant to be conversational and cheery. "I wonder why he really did hide
		himself like that. Something nasty, I suppose; was he a leper?"</p>
		<p id="vi-p62">"Something worse than that," said Flambeau.</p>
		<p id="vi-p63">
		"And what do you imagine," asked the other, "would be
		worse than a leper?"</p>
		<p id="vi-p64">"I don't imagine it," said Flambeau.</p>
		<p id="vi-p65">He dug for some dreadful minutes in silence, and then said in a
		choked voice, "I'm afraid of his not being the right shape."</p>
		<p id="vi-p66">"Nor was that piece of paper, you know," said Father Brown quietly,
		"and we survived even that piece of paper."</p>
		<p id="vi-p67">Flambeau dug on with a blind energy. But the tempest had shouldered
		away the choking grey clouds that clung to the hills like smoke and
		revealed grey fields of faint starlight before he cleared the shape of
		a rude timber coffin, and somehow tipped it up upon the turf. Craven
		stepped forward with his axe; a thistle-top touched him, and he
		flinched. Then he took a firmer stride, and hacked and wrenched with an
		energy like Flambeau's till the lid was torn off, and all that was
		there lay glimmering in the grey starlight.</p>
		<p id="vi-p68">"Bones," said Craven; and then he added, "but it is a man," as if
		that were something unexpected.</p>
		<p id="vi-p69">"Is he," asked Flambeau in a voice that went oddly up and down, "is
		he all right?"</p>
		<p id="vi-p70">"Seems so," said the officer huskily, bending over the obscure and
		decaying skeleton in the box. "Wait a minute."</p>
		<p id="vi-p71">A vast heave went over Flambeau's huge figure. "And now I come to
		think of it," he cried, "why in the name of madness shouldn't he be all
		right? What is it gets hold of a man on these cursed cold mountains? I
		think it's the black, brainless repetition; all these forests, and over
		all an ancient horror of unconsciousness. It's like the dream of an
		atheist. Pine-trees and more pine-trees and millions more
		pine-trees--"</p>
		<p id="vi-p72">"God!" cried the man by the coffin, "but he hasn't got a head."</p>
		<p id="vi-p73">While the others stood rigid the priest, for the first time, showed
		a leap of startled concern.</p>
		<p id="vi-p74">"No head!" he repeated. "
		<i>No head?</i>" as if he had almost expected some other
		deficiency.</p>
		<p id="vi-p75">Half-witted visions of a headless baby born to Glengyle, of a
		headless youth hiding himself in the castle, of a headless man pacing
		those ancient halls or that gorgeous garden, passed in panorama through
		their minds. But even in that stiffened instant the tale took no root
		in them and seemed to have no reason in it. They stood listening to the
		loud woods and the shrieking sky quite foolishly, like exhausted
		animals. Thought seemed to be something enormous that had suddenly
		slipped out of their grasp.</p>
		<p id="vi-p76">"There are three headless men," said Father Brown, "standing round
		this open grave."</p>
		<p id="vi-p77">The pale detective from London opened his mouth to speak, and left
		it open like a yokel, while a long scream of wind tore the sky; then he
		looked at the axe in his hands as if it did not belong to him, and
		dropped it.</p>
		<p id="vi-p78">"Father," said Flambeau in that infantile and heavy voice he used
		very seldom, "what are we to do?"</p>
		<p id="vi-p79">His friend's reply came with the pent promptitude of a gun going
		off.</p>
		<p id="vi-p80">"Sleep!" cried Father Brown. "Sleep. We have come to the end of the
		ways. Do you know what sleep is? Do you know that every man who sleeps
		believes in God? It is a sacrament; for it is an act of faith and it is
		a food. And we need a sacrament, if only a natural one. Something has
		fallen on us that falls very seldom on men; perhaps the worst thing
		that can fall on them."</p>
		<p id="vi-p81">Craven's parted lips came together to say, "What do you mean?"</p>
		<p id="vi-p82">The priest had turned his face to the castle as he answered: "We
		have found the truth; and the truth makes no sense."</p>
		<p id="vi-p83">He went down the path in front of them with a plunging and reckless
		step very rare with him, and when they reached the castle again he
		threw himself upon sleep with the simplicity of a dog.</p>
		<p id="vi-p84">Despite his mystic praise of slumber, Father Brown was up earlier
		than anyone else except the silent gardener; and was found smoking a
		big pipe and watching that expert at his speechless labours in the
		kitchen garden. Towards daybreak the rocking storm had ended in roaring
		rains, and the day came with a curious freshness. The gardener seemed
		even to have been conversing, but at sight of the detectives he planted
		his spade sullenly in a bed and, saying something about his breakfast,
		shifted along the lines of cabbages and shut himself in the kitchen.
		"He's a valuable man, that," said Father Brown. "He does the potatoes
		amazingly. Still," he added, with a dispassionate charity, "he has his
		faults; which of us hasn't? He doesn't dig this bank quite regularly.
		There, for instance," and he stamped suddenly on one spot. "I'm really
		very doubtful about that potato."</p>
		<p id="vi-p85">"And why?" asked Craven, amused with the little man's hobby.</p>
		<p id="vi-p86">"I'm doubtful about it," said the other, "because old Gow was
		doubtful about it himself. He put his spade in methodically in every
		place but just this. There must be a mighty fine potato just here."</p>
		<p id="vi-p87">Flambeau pulled up the spade and impetuously drove it into the
		place. He turned up, under a load of soil, something that did not look
		like a potato, but rather like a monstrous, over-domed mushroom. But it
		struck the spade with a cold click; it rolled over like a ball, and
		grinned up at them.</p>
		<p id="vi-p88">"The Earl of Glengyle," said Brown sadly, and looked down heavily at
		the skull.</p>
		<p id="vi-p89">Then, after a momentary meditation, he plucked the spade from
		Flambeau, and, saying "We must hide it again," clamped the skull down
		in the earth. Then he leaned his little body and huge head on the great
		handle of the spade, that stood up stiffly in the earth, and his eyes
		were empty and his forehead full of wrinkles. "If one could only
		conceive," he muttered, "the meaning of this last monstrosity." And
		leaning on the large spade handle, he buried his brows in his hands, as
		men do in church.</p>
		<p id="vi-p90">All the corners of the sky were brightening into blue and silver;
		the birds were chattering in the tiny garden trees; so loud it seemed
		as if the trees themselves were talking. But the three men were silent
		enough.</p>
		<p id="vi-p91">
		"Well, I give it all up," said Flambeau at last
		boisterously. "My brain and this world don't fit each other; and
		there's an end of it. Snuff, spoilt Prayer Books, and the insides of
		musical boxes--what--"</p>
		<p id="vi-p92">Brown threw up his bothered brow and rapped on the spade handle with
		an intolerance quite unusual with him. "Oh, tut, tut, tut, tut!" he
		cried. "All that is as plain as a pikestaff. I understood the snuff and
		clockwork, and so on, when I first opened my eyes this morning. And
		since then I've had it out with old Gow, the gardener, who is neither
		so deaf nor so stupid as he pretends. There's nothing amiss about the
		loose items. I was wrong about the torn mass-book, too; there's no harm
		in that. But it's this last business. Desecrating graves and stealing
		dead men's heads--surely there's harm in that? Surely there's black
		magic still in that? That doesn't fit in to the quite simple story of
		the snuff and the candles." And, striding about again, he smoked
		moodily.</p>
		<p id="vi-p93">"My friend," said Flambeau, with a grim humour, "you must be careful
		with me and remember I was once a criminal. The great advantage of that
		estate was that I always made up the story myself, and acted it as
		quick as I chose. This detective business of waiting about is too much
		for my French impatience. All my life, for good or evil, I have done
		things at the instant; I always fought duels the next morning; I always
		paid bills on the nail; I never even put off a visit to the
		dentist--"</p>
		<p id="vi-p94">Father Brown's pipe fell out of his mouth and broke into three
		pieces on the gravel path. He stood rolling his eyes, the exact picture
		of an idiot. "Lord, what a turnip I am!" he kept saying. "Lord, what a
		turnip!" Then, in a somewhat groggy kind of way, he began to laugh.</p>
		<p id="vi-p95">"The dentist!" he repeated. "Six hours in the spiritual abyss, and
		all because I never thought of the dentist! Such a simple, such a
		beautiful and peaceful thought! Friends, we have passed a night in
		hell; but now the sun is risen, the birds are singing, and the radiant
		form of the dentist consoles the world."</p>
		<p id="vi-p96">"I will get some sense out of this," cried Flambeau, striding
		forward, "if I use the tortures of the Inquisition."</p>
		<p id="vi-p97">Father Brown repressed what appeared to be a momentary disposition
		to dance on the now sunlit lawn and cried quite piteously, like a
		child, "Oh, let me be silly a little. You don't know how unhappy I have
		been. And now I know that there has been no deep sin in this business
		at all. Only a little lunacy, perhaps--and who minds that?"</p>
		<p id="vi-p98">He spun round once more, then faced them with gravity.</p>
		<p id="vi-p99">"This is not a story of crime," he said; "rather it is the story of
		a strange and crooked honesty. We are dealing with the one man on
		earth, perhaps, who has taken no more than his due. It is a study in
		the savage living logic that has been the religion of this race.</p>
		<p id="vi-p100">"That old local rhyme about the house of Glengyle--</p>
		<p id="vi-p101" />
		<blockquote id="vi-p101.1">
		<p id="vi-p102">As green sap to the simmer trees
		<br />Is red gold to the Ogilvies--</p>
		</blockquote>
		<p id="vi-p103">was literal as well as metaphorical. It did not merely mean that the
		Glengyles sought for wealth; it was also true that they literally
		gathered gold; they had a huge collection of ornaments and utensils in
		that metal. They were, in fact, misers whose mania took that turn. In
		the light of that fact, run through all the things we found in the
		castle. Diamonds without their gold rings; candles without their gold
		candlesticks; snuff without the gold snuff-boxes; pencil-leads without
		the gold pencil-cases; a walking-stick without its gold top; clockwork
		without the gold clocks--or rather watches. And, mad as it sounds,
		because the halos and the name of God in the old missals were of real
		gold; these also were taken away."</p>
		<p id="vi-p104">The garden seemed to brighten, the grass to grow gayer in the
		strengthening sun, as the crazy truth was told. Flambeau lit a
		cigarette as his friend went on.</p>
		<p id="vi-p105">"Were taken away," continued Father Brown; "were taken away--but not
		stolen. Thieves would never have left this mystery. Thieves would have
		taken the gold snuff-boxes, snuff and all; the gold pencil-cases, lead
		and all. We have to deal with a man with a peculiar conscience, but
		certainly a conscience. I found that mad moralist this morning in the
		kitchen garden yonder, and I heard the whole story.</p>
		<p id="vi-p106">"The late Archibald Ogilvie was the nearest approach to a good man
		ever born at Glengyle. But his bitter virtue took the turn of the
		misanthrope; he moped over the dishonesty of his ancestors, from which,
		somehow, he generalised a dishonesty of all men. More especially he
		distrusted philanthropy or free-giving; and he swore if he could find
		one man who took his exact rights he should have all the gold of
		Glengyle. Having delivered this defiance to humanity he shut himself
		up, without the smallest expectation of its being answered. One day,
		however, a deaf and seemingly senseless lad from a distant village
		brought him a belated telegram; and Glengyle, in his acrid pleasantry,
		gave him a new farthing. At least he thought he had done so, but when
		he turned over his change he found the new farthing still there and a
		sovereign gone. The accident offered him vistas of sneering
		speculation. Either way, the boy would show the greasy greed of the
		species. Either he would vanish, a thief stealing a coin; or he would
		sneak back with it virtuously, a snob seeking a reward. In the middle
		of that night Lord Glengyle was knocked up out of his bed--for he lived
		alone--and forced to open the door to the deaf idiot. The idiot brought
		with him, not the sovereign, but exactly nineteen shillings and
		eleven-pence three-farthings in change.</p>
		<p id="vi-p107">"Then the wild exactitude of this action took hold of the mad lord's
		brain like fire. He swore he was Diogenes, that had long sought an
		honest man, and at last had found one. He made a new will, which I have
		seen. He took the literal youth into his huge, neglected house, and
		trained him up as his solitary servant and--after an odd manner--his
		heir. And whatever that queer creature understands, he understood
		absolutely his lord's two fixed ideas: first, that the letter of right
		is everything; and second, that he himself was to have the gold of
		Glengyle. So far, that is all; and that is simple. He has stripped the
		house of gold, and taken not a grain that was not gold; not so much as
		a grain of snuff. He lifted the gold leaf off an old illumination,
		fully satisfied that he left the rest unspoilt. All that I understood;
		but I could not understand this skull business. I was really uneasy
		about that human head buried among the potatoes. It distressed me--till
		Flambeau said the word.</p>
		<p id="vi-p108">"It will be all right. He will put the skull back in the grave, when
		he has taken the gold out of the tooth."</p>
		<p id="vi-p109">And, indeed, when Flambeau crossed the hill that morning, he saw
		that strange being, the just miser, digging at the desecrated grave,
		the plaid round his throat thrashing out in the mountain wind; the
		sober top hat on his head.</p>
		<p id="vi-p110" /> 
 
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		<p id="vii-p1">
		Certain of the great roads going north out of London
		continue far into the country a sort of attenuated and interrupted
		spectre of a street, with great gaps in the building, but preserving
		the line. Here will be a group of shops, followed by a fenced field or
		paddock, and then a famous public-house, and then perhaps a market
		garden or a nursery garden, and then one large private house, and then
		another field and another inn, and so on. If anyone walks along one of
		these roads he will pass a house which will probably catch his eye,
		though he may not be able to explain its attraction. It is a long, low
		house, running parallel with the road, painted mostly white and pale
		green, with a veranda and sun-blinds, and porches capped with those
		quaint sort of cupolas like wooden umbrellas that one sees in some
		old-fashioned houses. In fact, it is an old-fashioned house, very
		English and very suburban in the good old wealthy Clapham sense. And
		yet the house has a look of having been built chiefly for the hot
		weather. Looking at its white paint and sun-blinds one thinks vaguely
		of pugarees and even of palm trees. I cannot trace the feeling to its
		root; perhaps the place was built by an Anglo-Indian.</p>
		<p id="vii-p2">Anyone passing this house, I say, would be namelessly fascinated by
		it; would feel that it was a place about which some story was to be
		told. And he would have been right, as you shall shortly hear. For this
		is the story--the story of the strange things that did really happen in
		it in the Whitsuntide of the year 18--.</p>
		<p id="vii-p3">Anyone passing the house on the Thursday before Whit-Sunday at about
		half-past four p.m. would have seen the front door open, and Father
		Brown, of the small church of St Mungo, come out smoking a large pipe
		in company with a very tall French friend of his called Flambeau, who
		was smoking a very small cigarette. These persons may or may not be of
		interest to the reader, but the truth is that they were not the only
		interesting things that were displayed when the front door of the
		white-and-green house was opened. There are further peculiarities about
		this house, which must be described to start with, not only that the
		reader may understand this tragic tale, but also that he may realise
		what it was that the opening of the door revealed.</p>
		<p id="vii-p4">The whole house was built upon the plan of a T, but a T with a very
		long cross piece and a very short tail piece. The long cross piece was
		the frontage that ran along in face of the street, with the front door
		in the middle; it was two stories high, and contained nearly all the
		important rooms. The short tail piece, which ran out at the back
		immediately opposite the front door, was one story high, and consisted
		only of two long rooms, the one leading into the other. The first of
		these two rooms was the study in which the celebrated Mr Quinton wrote
		his wild Oriental poems and romances. The farther room was a glass
		conservatory full of tropical blossoms of quite unique and almost
		monstrous beauty, and on such afternoons as these glowing with gorgeous
		sunlight. Thus when the hall door was open, many a passer-by literally
		stopped to stare and gasp; for he looked down a perspective of rich
		apartments to something really like a transformation scene in a fairy
		play: purple clouds and golden suns and crimson stars that were at once
		scorchingly vivid and yet transparent and far away.</p>
		<p id="vii-p5">Leonard Quinton, the poet, had himself most carefully arranged this
		effect; and it is doubtful whether he so perfectly expressed his
		personality in any of his poems. For he was a man who drank and bathed
		in colours, who indulged his lust for colour somewhat to the neglect of
		form--even of good form. This it was that had turned his genius so
		wholly to eastern art and imagery; to those bewildering carpets or
		blinding embroideries in which all the colours seem fallen into a
		fortunate chaos, having nothing to typify or to teach. He had
		attempted, not perhaps with complete artistic success, but with
		acknowledged imagination and invention, to compose epics and love
		stories reflecting the riot of violent and even cruel colour; tales of
		tropical heavens of burning gold or blood-red copper; of eastern heroes
		who rode with twelve-turbaned mitres upon elephants painted purple or
		peacock green; of gigantic jewels that a hundred negroes could not
		carry, but which burned with ancient and strange-hued fires.</p>
		<p id="vii-p6">In short (to put the matter from the more common point of view), he
		dealt much in eastern heavens, rather worse than most western hells; in
		eastern monarchs, whom we might possibly call maniacs; and in eastern
		jewels which a Bond Street jeweller (if the hundred staggering negroes
		brought them into his shop) might possibly not regard as genuine.
		Quinton was a genius, if a morbid one; and even his morbidity appeared
		more in his life than in his work. In temperament he was weak and
		waspish, and his health had suffered heavily from oriental experiments
		with opium. His wife--a handsome, hard-working, and, indeed,
		over-worked woman objected to the opium, but objected much more to a
		live Indian hermit in white and yellow robes, whom her husband insisted
		on entertaining for months together, a Virgil to guide his spirit
		through the heavens and the hells of the east.</p>
		<p id="vii-p7">It was out of this artistic household that Father Brown and his
		friend stepped on to the door-step; and to judge from their faces, they
		stepped out of it with much relief. Flambeau had known Quinton in wild
		student days in Paris, and they had renewed the acquaintance for a
		week-end; but apart from Flambeau's more responsible developments of
		late, he did not get on well with the poet now. Choking oneself with
		opium and writing little erotic verses on vellum was not his notion of
		how a gentleman should go to the devil. As the two paused on the
		door-step, before taking a turn in the garden, the front garden gate
		was thrown open with violence, and a young man with a billycock hat on
		the back of his head tumbled up the steps in his eagerness. He was a
		dissipated-looking youth with a gorgeous red necktie all awry, as if he
		had slept in it, and he kept fidgeting and lashing about with one of
		those little jointed canes.</p>
		<p id="vii-p8">"I say," he said breathlessly, "I want to see old Quinton. I must
		see him. Has he gone?"</p>
		<p id="vii-p9">"Mr Quinton is in, I believe," said Father Brown, cleaning his pipe,
		"but I do not know if you can see him. The doctor is with him at
		present."</p>
		<p id="vii-p10">The young man, who seemed not to be perfectly sober, stumbled into
		the hall; and at the same moment the doctor came out of Quinton's
		study, shutting the door and beginning to put on his gloves.</p>
		<p id="vii-p11">"See Mr Quinton?" said the doctor coolly. "No, I'm afraid you can't.
		In fact, you mustn't on any account. Nobody must see him; I've just
		given him his sleeping draught."</p>
		<p id="vii-p12">"No, but look here, old chap," said the youth in the red tie, trying
		affectionately to capture the doctor by the lapels of his coat. "Look
		here. I'm simply sewn up, I tell you. I--"</p>
		<p id="vii-p13">"It's no good, Mr Atkinson," said the doctor, forcing him to fall
		back; "when you can alter the effects of a drug I'll alter my
		decision," and, settling on his hat, he stepped out into the sunlight
		with the other two. He was a bull-necked, good-tempered little man with
		a small moustache, inexpressibly ordinary, yet giving an impression of
		capacity.</p>
		<p id="vii-p14">
		The young man in the billycock, who did not seem to be
		gifted with any tact in dealing with people beyond the general idea of
		clutching hold of their coats, stood outside the door, as dazed as if
		he had been thrown out bodily, and silently watched the other three
		walk away together through the garden.</p>
		<p id="vii-p15">"That was a sound, spanking lie I told just now," remarked the
		medical man, laughing. "In point of fact, poor Quinton doesn't have his
		sleeping draught for nearly half an hour. But I'm not going to have him
		bothered with that little beast, who only wants to borrow money that he
		wouldn't pay back if he could. He's a dirty little scamp, though he is
		Mrs Quinton's brother, and she's as fine a woman as ever walked."</p>
		<p id="vii-p16">"Yes," said Father Brown. "She's a good woman."</p>
		<p id="vii-p17">"So I propose to hang about the garden till the creature has cleared
		off," went on the doctor, "and then I'll go in to Quinton with the
		medicine. Atkinson can't get in, because I locked the door."</p>
		<p id="vii-p18">"In that case, Dr Harris," said Flambeau, "we might as well walk
		round at the back by the end of the conservatory. There's no entrance
		to it that way, but it's worth seeing, even from the outside."</p>
		<p id="vii-p19">"Yes, and I might get a squint at my patient," laughed the doctor,
		"for he prefers to lie on an ottoman right at the end of the
		conservatory amid all those blood-red poinsettias; it would give me the
		creeps. But what are you doing?"</p>
		<p id="vii-p20">Father Brown had stopped for a moment, and picked up out of the long
		grass, where it had almost been wholly hidden, a queer, crooked
		Oriental knife, inlaid exquisitely in coloured stones and metals.</p>
		<p id="vii-p21">"What is this?" asked Father Brown, regarding it with some
		disfavour.</p>
		<p id="vii-p22">"Oh, Quinton's, I suppose," said Dr Harris carelessly; "he has all
		sorts of Chinese knickknacks about the place. Or perhaps it belongs to
		that mild Hindoo of his whom he keeps on a string."</p>
		<p id="vii-p23">"What Hindoo?" asked Father Brown, still staring at the dagger in
		his hand.</p>
		<p id="vii-p24">"Oh, some Indian conjuror," said the doctor lightly; "a fraud, of
		course."</p>
		<p id="vii-p25">"You don't believe in magic?" asked Father Brown, without looking
		up.</p>
		<p id="vii-p26">"Oh crickey! magic!" said the doctor.</p>
		<p id="vii-p27">"It's very beautiful," said the priest in a low, dreaming voice;
		"the colours are very beautiful. But it's the wrong shape."</p>
		<p id="vii-p28">"What for?" asked Flambeau, staring.</p>
		<p id="vii-p29">"For anything. It's the wrong shape in the abstract. Don't you ever
		feel that about Eastern art? The colours are intoxicatingly lovely; but
		the shapes are mean and bad--deliberately mean and bad. I have seen
		wicked things in a Turkey carpet."</p>
		<p id="vii-p30">"
		<i>Mon Dieu!</i>" cried Flambeau, laughing.</p>
		<p id="vii-p31">"They are letters and symbols in a language I don't know; but I know
		they stand for evil words," went on the priest, his voice growing lower
		and lower. "The lines go wrong on purpose--like serpents doubling to
		escape."</p>
		<p id="vii-p32">"What the devil are you talking about?" said the doctor with a loud
		laugh.</p>
		<p id="vii-p33">Flambeau spoke quietly to him in answer. "The Father sometimes gets
		this mystic's cloud on him," he said; "but I give you fair warning that
		I have never known him to have it except when there was some evil quite
		near."</p>
		<p id="vii-p34">"Oh, rats!" said the scientist.</p>
		<p id="vii-p35">"Why, look at it," cried Father Brown, holding out the crooked knife
		at arm's length, as if it were some glittering snake. "Don't you see it
		is the wrong shape? Don't you see that it has no hearty and plain
		purpose? It does not point like a spear. It does not sweep like a
		scythe. It does not 
		<i>look</i> like a weapon. It looks like an instrument of torture."</p>
		<p id="vii-p36">"Well, as you don't seem to like it," said the jolly Harris, "it had
		better be taken back to its owner. Haven't we come to the end of this
		confounded conservatory yet? This house is the wrong shape, if you
		like."</p>
		<p id="vii-p37">"You don't understand," said Father Brown, shaking his head. "The
		shape of this house is quaint--it is even laughable. But there is
		nothing 
		<i>wrong</i> about it."</p>
		<p id="vii-p38">As they spoke they came round the curve of glass that ended the
		conservatory, an uninterrupted curve, for there was neither door nor
		window by which to enter at that end. The glass, however, was clear,
		and the sun still bright, though beginning to set; and they could see
		not only the flamboyant blossoms inside, but the frail figure of the
		poet in a brown velvet coat lying languidly on the sofa, having,
		apparently, fallen half asleep over a book. He was a pale, slight man,
		with loose, chestnut hair and a fringe of beard that was the paradox of
		his face, for the beard made him look less manly. These traits were
		well known to all three of them; but even had it not been so, it may be
		doubted whether they would have looked at Quinton just then. Their eyes
		were riveted on another object.</p>
		<p id="vii-p39">Exactly in their path, immediately outside the round end of the
		glass building, was standing a tall man, whose drapery fell to his feet
		in faultless white, and whose bare, brown skull, face, and neck gleamed
		in the setting sun like splendid bronze. He was looking through the
		glass at the sleeper, and he was more motionless than a mountain.</p>
		<p id="vii-p40">"Who is that?" cried Father Brown, stepping back with a hissing
		intake of his breath.</p>
		<p id="vii-p41">"Oh, it is only that Hindoo humbug," growled Harris; "but I don't
		know what the deuce he's doing here."</p>
		<p id="vii-p42">"It looks like hypnotism," said Flambeau, biting his black
		moustache.</p>
		<p id="vii-p43">"Why are you unmedical fellows always talking bosh about hypnotism?"
		cried the doctor. "It looks a deal more like burglary."</p>
		<p id="vii-p44">"Well, we will speak to it, at any rate," said Flambeau, who was
		always for action. One long stride took him to the place where the
		Indian stood. Bowing from his great height, which overtopped even the
		Oriental's, he said with placid impudence:</p>
		<p id="vii-p45">"Good evening, sir. Do you want anything?"</p>
		<p id="vii-p46">Quite slowly, like a great ship turning into a harbour, the great
		yellow face turned, and looked at last over its white shoulder. They
		were startled to see that its yellow eyelids were quite sealed, as in
		sleep. "Thank you," said the face in excellent English. "I want
		nothing." Then, half opening the lids, so as to show a slit of
		opalescent eyeball, he repeated, "I want nothing." Then he opened his
		eyes wide with a startling stare, said, "I want nothing," and went
		rustling away into the rapidly darkening garden.</p>
		<p id="vii-p47">"The Christian is more modest," muttered Father Brown; "he wants
		something."</p>
		<p id="vii-p48">
		"What on earth was he doing?" asked Flambeau, knitting
		his black brows and lowering his voice.</p>
		<p id="vii-p49">"I should like to talk to you later," said Father Brown.</p>
		<p id="vii-p50">The sunlight was still a reality, but it was the red light of
		evening, and the bulk of the garden trees and bushes grew blacker and
		blacker against it. They turned round the end of the conservatory, and
		walked in silence down the other side to get round to the front door.
		As they went they seemed to wake something, as one startles a bird, in
		the deeper corner between the study and the main building; and again
		they saw the white-robed fakir slide out of the shadow, and slip round
		towards the front door. To their surprise, however, he had not been
		alone. They found themselves abruptly pulled up and forced to banish
		their bewilderment by the appearance of Mrs Quinton, with her heavy
		golden hair and square pale face, advancing on them out of the
		twilight. She looked a little stern, but was entirely courteous.</p>
		<p id="vii-p51">"Good evening, Dr Harris," was all she said.</p>
		<p id="vii-p52">"Good evening, Mrs Quinton," said the little doctor heartily. "I am
		just going to give your husband his sleeping draught."</p>
		<p id="vii-p53">"Yes," she said in a clear voice. "I think it is quite time." And
		she smiled at them, and went sweeping into the house.</p>
		<p id="vii-p54">"That woman's over-driven," said Father Brown; "that's the kind of
		woman that does her duty for twenty years, and then does something
		dreadful."</p>
		<p id="vii-p55">The little doctor looked at him for the first time with an eye of
		interest. "Did you ever study medicine?" he asked.</p>
		<p id="vii-p56">"You have to know something of the mind as well as the body,"
		answered the priest; "we have to know something of the body as well as
		the mind."</p>
		<p id="vii-p57">"Well," said the doctor, "I think I'll go and give Quinton his
		stuff."</p>
		<p id="vii-p58">They had turned the corner of the front façade, and were
		approaching the front doorway. As they turned into it they saw the man
		in the white robe for the third time. He came so straight towards the
		front door that it seemed quite incredible that he had not just come
		out of the study opposite to it. Yet they knew that the study door was
		locked.</p>
		<p id="vii-p59">Father Brown and Flambeau, however, kept this weird contradiction to
		themselves, and Dr Harris was not a man to waste his thoughts on the
		impossible. He permitted the omnipresent Asiatic to make his exit, and
		then stepped briskly into the hall. There he found a figure which he
		had already forgotten. The inane Atkinson was still hanging about,
		humming and poking things with his knobby cane. The doctor's face had a
		spasm of disgust and decision, and he whispered rapidly to his
		companion: "I must lock the door again, or this rat will get in. But I
		shall be out again in two minutes."</p>
		<p id="vii-p60">He rapidly unlocked the door and locked it again behind him, just
		balking a blundering charge from the young man in the billycock. The
		young man threw himself impatiently on a hall chair. Flambeau looked at
		a Persian illumination on the wall; Father Brown, who seemed in a sort
		of daze, dully eyed the door. In about four minutes the door was opened
		again. Atkinson was quicker this time. He sprang forward, held the door
		open for an instant, and called out: "Oh, I say, Quinton, I want--"</p>
		<p id="vii-p61">From the other end of the study came the clear voice of Quinton, in
		something between a yawn and a yell of weary laughter.</p>
		<p id="vii-p62">"Oh, I know what you want. Take it, and leave me in peace. I'm
		writing a song about peacocks."</p>
		<p id="vii-p63">Before the door closed half a sovereign came flying through the
		aperture; and Atkinson, stumbling forward, caught it with singular
		dexterity.</p>
		<p id="vii-p64">"So that's settled," said the doctor, and, locking the door
		savagely, he led the way out into the garden.</p>
		<p id="vii-p65">"Poor Leonard can get a little peace now," he added to Father Brown;
		"he's locked in all by himself for an hour or two."</p>
		<p id="vii-p66">"Yes," answered the priest; "and his voice sounded jolly enough when
		we left him." Then he looked gravely round the garden, and saw the
		loose figure of Atkinson standing and jingling the half-sovereign in
		his pocket, and beyond, in the purple twilight, the figure of the
		Indian sitting bolt upright upon a bank of grass with his face turned
		towards the setting sun. Then he said abruptly: "Where is Mrs
		Quinton!"</p>
		<p id="vii-p67">"She has gone up to her room," said the doctor. "That is her shadow
		on the blind."</p>
		<p id="vii-p68">Father Brown looked up, and frowningly scrutinised a dark outline at
		the gas-lit window.</p>
		<p id="vii-p69">"Yes," he said, "that is her shadow," and he walked a yard or two
		and threw himself upon a garden seat.</p>
		<p id="vii-p70">Flambeau sat down beside him; but the doctor was one of those
		energetic people who live naturally on their legs. He walked away,
		smoking, into the twilight, and the two friends were left together.</p>
		<p id="vii-p71">"My father," said Flambeau in French, "what is the matter with
		you?"</p>
		<p id="vii-p72">Father Brown was silent and motionless for half a minute, then he
		said: "Superstition is irreligious, but there is something in the air
		of this place. I think it's that Indian--at least, partly."</p>
		<p id="vii-p73">He sank into silence, and watched the distant outline of the Indian,
		who still sat rigid as if in prayer. At first sight he seemed
		motionless, but as Father Brown watched him he saw that the man swayed
		ever so slightly with a rhythmic movement, just as the dark tree-tops
		swayed ever so slightly in the wind that was creeping up the dim garden
		paths and shuffling the fallen leaves a little.</p>
		<p id="vii-p74">The landscape was growing rapidly dark, as if for a storm, but they
		could still see all the figures in their various places. Atkinson was
		leaning against a tree with a listless face; Quinton's wife was still
		at her window; the doctor had gone strolling round the end of the
		conservatory; they could see his cigar like a will-o'-the-wisp; and the
		fakir still sat rigid and yet rocking, while the trees above him began
		to rock and almost to roar. Storm was certainly coming.</p>
		<p id="vii-p75">"When that Indian spoke to us," went on Brown in a conversational
		undertone, "I had a sort of vision, a vision of him and all his
		universe. Yet he only said the same thing three times. When first he
		said `I want nothing,' it meant only that he was impenetrable, that
		Asia does not give itself away. Then he said again, `I want nothing,'
		and I knew that he meant that he was sufficient to himself, like a
		cosmos, that he needed no God, neither admitted any sins. And when he
		said the third time, `I want nothing,' he said it with blazing eyes.
		And I knew that he meant literally what he said; that nothing was his
		desire and his home; that he was weary for nothing as for wine; that
		annihilation, the mere destruction of everything or anything--"</p>
		<p id="vii-p76">Two drops of rain fell; and for some reason Flambeau started and
		looked up, as if they had stung him. And the same instant the doctor
		down by the end of the conservatory began running towards them, calling
		out something as he ran.</p>
		<p id="vii-p77">As he came among them like a bombshell the restless Atkinson
		happened to be taking a turn nearer to the house front; and the doctor
		clutched him by the collar in a convulsive grip. "Foul play!" he cried;
		"what have you been doing to him, you dog?"</p>
		<p id="vii-p78">The priest had sprung erect, and had the voice of steel of a soldier
		in command.</p>
		<p id="vii-p79">
		"No fighting," he cried coolly; "we are enough to hold
		anyone we want to. What is the matter, doctor?"</p>
		<p id="vii-p80">"Things are not right with Quinton," said the doctor, quite white.
		"I could just see him through the glass, and I don't like the way he's
		lying. It's not as I left him, anyhow."</p>
		<p id="vii-p81">"Let us go in to him," said Father Brown shortly. "You can leave Mr
		Atkinson alone. I have had him in sight since we heard Quinton's
		voice."</p>
		<p id="vii-p82">"I will stop here and watch him," said Flambeau hurriedly. "You go
		in and see."</p>
		<p id="vii-p83">The doctor and the priest flew to the study door, unlocked it, and
		fell into the room. In doing so they nearly fell over the large
		mahogany table in the centre at which the poet usually wrote; for the
		place was lit only by a small fire kept for the invalid. In the middle
		of this table lay a single sheet of paper, evidently left there on
		purpose. The doctor snatched it up, glanced at it, handed it to Father
		Brown, and crying, "Good God, look at that!" plunged toward the glass
		room beyond, where the terrible tropic flowers still seemed to keep a
		crimson memory of the sunset.</p>
		<p id="vii-p84">Father Brown read the words three times before he put down the
		paper. The words were: "I die by my own hand; yet I die murdered!" They
		were in the quite inimitable, not to say illegible, handwriting of
		Leonard Quinton.</p>
		<p id="vii-p85">Then Father Brown, still keeping the paper in his hand, strode
		towards the conservatory, only to meet his medical friend coming back
		with a face of assurance and collapse. "He's done it," said Harris.</p>
		<p id="vii-p86">They went together through the gorgeous unnatural beauty of cactus
		and azalea and found Leonard Quinton, poet and romancer, with his head
		hanging downward off his ottoman and his red curls sweeping the ground.
		Into his left side was thrust the queer dagger that they had picked up
		in the garden, and his limp hand still rested on the hilt.</p>
		<p id="vii-p87">Outside the storm had come at one stride, like the night in
		Coleridge, and garden and glass roof were darkened with driving rain.
		Father Brown seemed to be studying the paper more than the corpse; he
		held it close to his eyes; and seemed trying to read it in the
		twilight. Then he held it up against the faint light, and, as he did
		so, lightning stared at them for an instant so white that the paper
		looked black against it.</p>
		<p id="vii-p88">Darkness full of thunder followed, and after the thunder Father
		Brown's voice said out of the dark: "Doctor, this paper is the wrong
		shape."</p>
		<p id="vii-p89">"What do you mean?" asked Doctor Harris, with a frowning stare.</p>
		<p id="vii-p90">"It isn't square," answered Brown. "It has a sort of edge snipped
		off at the corner. What does it mean?"</p>
		<p id="vii-p91">"How the deuce should I know?" growled the doctor. "Shall we move
		this poor chap, do you think? He's quite dead."</p>
		<p id="vii-p92">"No," answered the priest; "we must leave him as he lies and send
		for the police." But he was still scrutinising the paper.</p>
		<p id="vii-p93">As they went back through the study he stopped by the table and
		picked up a small pair of nail scissors. "Ah," he said, with a sort of
		relief, "this is what he did it with. But yet--" And he knitted his
		brows.</p>
		<p id="vii-p94">"Oh, stop fooling with that scrap of paper," said the doctor
		emphatically. "It was a fad of his. He had hundreds of them. He cut all
		his paper like that," as he pointed to a stack of sermon paper still
		unused on another and smaller table. Father Brown went up to it and
		held up a sheet. It was the same irregular shape.</p>
		<p id="vii-p95">"Quite so," he said. "And here I see the corners that were snipped
		off." And to the indignation of his colleague he began to count
		them.</p>
		<p id="vii-p96">"That's all right," he said, with an apologetic smile. "Twenty-three
		sheets cut and twenty-two corners cut off them. And as I see you are
		impatient we will rejoin the others."</p>
		<p id="vii-p97">"Who is to tell his wife?" asked Dr Harris. "Will you go and tell
		her now, while I send a servant for the police?"</p>
		<p id="vii-p98">"As you will," said Father Brown indifferently. And he went out to
		the hall door.</p>
		<p id="vii-p99">Here also he found a drama, though of a more grotesque sort. It
		showed nothing less than his big friend Flambeau in an attitude to
		which he had long been unaccustomed, while upon the pathway at the
		bottom of the steps was sprawling with his boots in the air the amiable
		Atkinson, his billycock hat and walking-cane sent flying in opposite
		directions along the path. Atkinson had at length wearied of Flambeau's
		almost paternal custody, and had endeavoured to knock him down, which
		was by no means a smooth game to play with the Roi des Apaches, even
		after that monarch's abdication.</p>
		<p id="vii-p100">Flambeau was about to leap upon his enemy and secure him once more,
		when the priest patted him easily on the shoulder.</p>
		<p id="vii-p101">"Make it up with Mr Atkinson, my friend," he said. "Beg a mutual
		pardon and say `Good night.' We need not detain him any longer." Then,
		as Atkinson rose somewhat doubtfully and gathered his hat and stick and
		went towards the garden gate, Father Brown said in a more serious
		voice: "Where is that Indian?"</p>
		<p id="vii-p102">They all three (for the doctor had joined them) turned involuntarily
		towards the dim grassy bank amid the tossing trees purple with
		twilight, where they had last seen the brown man swaying in his strange
		prayers. The Indian was gone.</p>
		<p id="vii-p103">"Confound him," cried the doctor, stamping furiously. "Now I know
		that it was that nigger that did it."</p>
		<p id="vii-p104">"I thought you didn't believe in magic," said Father Brown
		quietly.</p>
		<p id="vii-p105">"No more I did," said the doctor, rolling his eyes. "I only know
		that I loathed that yellow devil when I thought he was a sham wizard.
		And I shall loathe him more if I come to think he was a real one."</p>
		<p id="vii-p106">"Well, his having escaped is nothing," said Flambeau. "For we could
		have proved nothing and done nothing against him. One hardly goes to
		the parish constable with a story of suicide imposed by witchcraft or
		auto-suggestion."</p>
		<p id="vii-p107">
		Meanwhile Father Brown had made his way into the
		house, and now went to break the news to the wife of the dead man.</p>
		<p id="vii-p108">When he came out again he looked a little pale and tragic, but what
		passed between them in that interview was never known, even when all
		was known.</p>
		<p id="vii-p109">Flambeau, who was talking quietly with the doctor, was surprised to
		see his friend reappear so soon at his elbow; but Brown took no notice,
		and merely drew the doctor apart. "You have sent for the police,
		haven't you?" he asked.</p>
		<p id="vii-p110">"Yes," answered Harris. "They ought to be here in ten minutes."</p>
		<p id="vii-p111">"Will you do me a favour?" said the priest quietly. "The truth is, I
		make a collection of these curious stories, which often contain, as in
		the case of our Hindoo friend, elements which can hardly be put into a
		police report. Now, I want you to write out a report of this case for
		my private use. Yours is a clever trade," he said, looking the doctor
		gravely and steadily in the face. "I sometimes think that you know some
		details of this matter which you have not thought fit to mention. Mine
		is a confidential trade like yours, and I will treat anything you write
		for me in strict confidence. But write the whole."</p>
		<p id="vii-p112">The doctor, who had been listening thoughtfully with his head a
		little on one side, looked the priest in the face for an instant, and
		said: "All right," and went into the study, closing the door behind
		him.</p>
		<p id="vii-p113">"Flambeau," said Father Brown, "there is a long seat there under the
		veranda, where we can smoke out of the rain. You are my only friend in
		the world, and I want to talk to you. Or, perhaps, be silent with
		you."</p>
		<p id="vii-p114">They established themselves comfortably in the veranda seat; Father
		Brown, against his common habit, accepted a good cigar and smoked it
		steadily in silence, while the rain shrieked and rattled on the roof of
		the veranda.</p>
		<p id="vii-p115">"My friend," he said at length, "this is a very queer case. A very
		queer case."</p>
		<p id="vii-p116">"I should think it was," said Flambeau, with something like a
		shudder.</p>
		<p id="vii-p117">"You call it queer, and I call it queer," said the other, "and yet
		we mean quite opposite things. The modern mind always mixes up two
		different ideas: mystery in the sense of what is marvellous, and
		mystery in the sense of what is complicated. That is half its
		difficulty about miracles. A miracle is startling; but it is simple. It
		is simple because it is a miracle. It is power coming directly from God
		(or the devil) instead of indirectly through nature or human wills.
		Now, you mean that this business is marvellous because it is
		miraculous, because it is witchcraft worked by a wicked Indian.
		Understand, I do not say that it was not spiritual or diabolic. Heaven
		and hell only know by what surrounding influences strange sins come
		into the lives of men. But for the present my point is this: If it was
		pure magic, as you think, then it is marvellous; but it is not
		mysterious--that is, it is not complicated. The quality of a miracle is
		mysterious, but its manner is simple. Now, the manner of this business
		has been the reverse of simple."</p>
		<p id="vii-p118">The storm that had slackened for a little seemed to be swelling
		again, and there came heavy movements as of faint thunder. Father Brown
		let fall the ash of his cigar and went on:</p>
		<p id="vii-p119">"There has been in this incident," he said, "a twisted, ugly,
		complex quality that does not belong to the straight bolts either of
		heaven or hell. As one knows the crooked track of a snail, I know the
		crooked track of a man."</p>
		<p id="vii-p120">The white lightning opened its enormous eye in one wink, the sky
		shut up again, and the priest went on:</p>
		<p id="vii-p121">"Of all these crooked things, the crookedest was the shape of that
		piece of paper. It was crookeder than the dagger that killed him."</p>
		<p id="vii-p122">"You mean the paper on which Quinton confessed his suicide," said
		Flambeau.</p>
		<p id="vii-p123">"I mean the paper on which Quinton wrote, `I die by my own hand',"
		answered Father Brown. "The shape of that paper, my friend, was the
		wrong shape; the wrong shape, if ever I have seen it in this wicked
		world."</p>
		<p id="vii-p124">"It only had a corner snipped off," said Flambeau, "and I understand
		that all Quinton's paper was cut that way."</p>
		<p id="vii-p125">"It was a very odd way," said the other, "and a very bad way, to my
		taste and fancy. Look here, Flambeau, this Quinton--God receive his
		soul!--was perhaps a bit of a cur in some ways, but he really was an
		artist, with the pencil as well as the pen. His handwriting, though
		hard to read, was bold and beautiful. I can't prove what I say; I can't
		prove anything. But I tell you with the full force of conviction that
		he could never have cut that mean little piece off a sheet of paper. If
		he had wanted to cut down paper for some purpose of fitting in, or
		binding up, or what not, he would have made quite a different slash
		with the scissors. Do you remember the shape? It was a mean shape. It
		was a wrong shape. Like this. Don't you remember?"</p>
		<p id="vii-p126">And he waved his burning cigar before him in the darkness, making
		irregular squares so rapidly that Flambeau really seemed to see them as
		fiery hieroglyphics upon the darkness--hieroglyphics such as his friend
		had spoken of, which are undecipherable, yet can have no good
		meaning.</p>
		<p id="vii-p127">"But," said Flambeau, as the priest put his cigar in his mouth again
		and leaned back, staring at the roof, "suppose somebody else did use
		the scissors. Why should somebody else, cutting pieces off his sermon
		paper, make Quinton commit suicide?"</p>
		<p id="vii-p128">Father Brown was still leaning back and staring at the roof, but he
		took his cigar out of his mouth and said: "Quinton never did commit
		suicide."</p>
		<p id="vii-p129">Flambeau stared at him. "Why, confound it all," he cried, "then why
		did he confess to suicide?"</p>
		<p id="vii-p130">The priest leant forward again, settled his elbows on his knees,
		looked at the ground, and said, in a low, distinct voice: "He never did
		confess to suicide."</p>
		<p id="vii-p131">Flambeau laid his cigar down. "You mean," he said, "that the writing
		was forged?"</p>
		<p id="vii-p132">"No," said Father Brown. "Quinton wrote it all right."</p>
		<p id="vii-p133">"Well, there you are," said the aggravated Flambeau; "Quinton wrote,
		`I die by my own hand,' with his own hand on a plain piece of
		paper."</p>
		<p id="vii-p134">"Of the wrong shape," said the priest calmly.</p>
		<p id="vii-p135">"Oh, the shape be damned!" cried Flambeau. "What has the shape to do
		with it?"</p>
		<p id="vii-p136">"There were twenty-three snipped papers," resumed Brown unmoved,
		"and only twenty-two pieces snipped off. Therefore one of the pieces
		had been destroyed, probably that from the written paper. Does that
		suggest anything to you?"</p>
		<p id="vii-p137">A light dawned on Flambeau's face, and he said: "There was something
		else written by Quinton, some other words. `They will tell you I die by
		my own hand,' or `Do not believe that--'"</p>
		<p id="vii-p138">"Hotter, as the children say," said his friend. "But the piece was
		hardly half an inch across; there was no room for one word, let alone
		five. Can you think of anything hardly bigger than a comma which the
		man with hell in his heart had to tear away as a testimony against
		him?"</p>
		<p id="vii-p139">
		"I can think of nothing," said Flambeau at last.</p>
		<p id="vii-p140">"What about quotation marks?" said the priest, and flung his cigar
		far into the darkness like a shooting star.</p>
		<p id="vii-p141">All words had left the other man's mouth, and Father Brown said,
		like one going back to fundamentals:</p>
		<p id="vii-p142">"Leonard Quinton was a romancer, and was writing an Oriental romance
		about wizardry and hypnotism. He--"</p>
		<p id="vii-p143">At this moment the door opened briskly behind them, and the doctor
		came out with his hat on. He put a long envelope into the priest's
		hands.</p>
		<p id="vii-p144">"That's the document you wanted," he said, "and I must be getting
		home. Good night."</p>
		<p id="vii-p145">"Good night," said Father Brown, as the doctor walked briskly to the
		gate. He had left the front door open, so that a shaft of gaslight fell
		upon them. In the light of this Brown opened the envelope and read the
		following words:</p>
		<p id="vii-p146" />
		<blockquote id="vii-p146.1">
		<p id="vii-p147">Dear Father Brown,--
		<i>Vicisti, Galilæe!</i> Otherwise, damn your eyes, which are very
		penetrating ones. Can it be possible that there is something in all
		that stuff of yours after all?</p>
		<p id="vii-p148">I am a man who has ever since boyhood believed in Nature and in all
		natural functions and instincts, whether men called them moral or
		immoral. Long before I became a doctor, when I was a schoolboy keeping
		mice and spiders, I believed that to be a good animal is the best thing
		in the world. But just now I am shaken; I have believed in Nature; but
		it seems as if Nature could betray a man. Can there be anything in your
		bosh? I am really getting morbid.</p>
		<p id="vii-p149">I loved Quinton's wife. What was there wrong in that? Nature told me
		to, and it's love that makes the world go round. I also thought quite
		sincerely that she would be happier with a clean animal like me than
		with that tormenting little lunatic. What was there wrong in that? I
		was only facing facts, like a man of science. She would have been
		happier.</p>
		<p id="vii-p150">According to my own creed I was quite free to kill Quinton, which
		was the best thing for everybody, even himself. But as a healthy animal
		I had no notion of killing myself. I resolved, therefore, that I would
		never do it until I saw a chance that would leave me scot free. I saw
		that chance this morning.</p>
		<p id="vii-p151">I have been three times, all told, into Quinton's study today. The
		first time I went in he would talk about nothing but the weird tale,
		called "The Cure of a Saint," which he was writing, which was all about
		how some Indian hermit made an English colonel kill himself by thinking
		about him. He showed me the last sheets, and even read me the last
		paragraph, which was something like this: "The conqueror of the Punjab,
		a mere yellow skeleton, but still gigantic, managed to lift himself on
		his elbow and gasp in his nephew's ear: `I die by my own hand, yet I
		die murdered!'" It so happened by one chance out of a hundred, that
		those last words were written at the top of a new sheet of paper. I
		left the room, and went out into the garden intoxicated with a
		frightful opportunity.</p>
		<p id="vii-p152">We walked round the house; and two more things happened in my
		favour. You suspected an Indian, and you found a dagger which the
		Indian might most probably use. Taking the opportunity to stuff it in
		my pocket I went back to Quinton's study, locked the door, and gave him
		his sleeping draught. He was against answering Atkinson at all, but I
		urged him to call out and quiet the fellow, because I wanted a clear
		proof that Quinton was alive when I left the room for the second time.
		Quinton lay down in the conservatory, and I came through the study. I
		am a quick man with my hands, and in a minute and a half I had done
		what I wanted to do. I had emptied all the first part of Quinton's
		romance into the fireplace, where it burnt to ashes. Then I saw that
		the quotation marks wouldn't do, so I snipped them off, and to make it
		seem likelier, snipped the whole quire to match. Then I came out with
		the knowledge that Quinton's confession of suicide lay on the front
		table, while Quinton lay alive but asleep in the conservatory
		beyond.</p>
		<p id="vii-p153">The last act was a desperate one; you can guess it: I pretended to
		have seen Quinton dead and rushed to his room. I delayed you with the
		paper, and, being a quick man with my hands, killed Quinton while you
		were looking at his confession of suicide. He was half-asleep, being
		drugged, and I put his own hand on the knife and drove it into his
		body. The knife was of so queer a shape that no one but an operator
		could have calculated the angle that would reach his heart. I wonder if
		you noticed this.</p>
		<p id="vii-p154">When I had done it, the extraordinary thing happened. Nature
		deserted me. I felt ill. I felt just as if I had done something wrong.
		I think my brain is breaking up; I feel some sort of desperate pleasure
		in thinking I have told the thing to somebody; that I shall not have to
		be alone with it if I marry and have children. What is the matter with
		me? ... Madness ... or can one have remorse, just as if one were in
		Byron's poems! I cannot write any more.</p>
		<p id="vii-p155">James Erskine Harris.</p>
		</blockquote>
		<p id="vii-p156">Father Brown carefully folded up the letter, and put it in his
		breast pocket just as there came a loud peal at the gate bell, and the
		wet waterproofs of several policemen gleamed in the road outside.</p>
		<p id="vii-p157" />  
  
  	</div1>

<div1 title="VIII. The Sins of Prince Saradine" prev="vii" next="ix" id="viii">


		<p id="viii-p1">
		When Flambeau took his month's holiday from his office
		in Westminster he took it in a small sailing-boat, so small that it
		passed much of its time as a rowing-boat. He took it, moreover, in
		little rivers in the Eastern counties, rivers so small that the boat
		looked like a magic boat, sailing on land through meadows and
		cornfields. The vessel was just comfortable for two people; there was
		room only for necessities, and Flambeau had stocked it with such things
		as his special philosophy considered necessary. They reduced
		themselves, apparently, to four essentials: tins of salmon, if he
		should want to eat; loaded revolvers, if he should want to fight; a
		bottle of brandy, presumably in case he should faint; and a priest,
		presumably in case he should die. With this light luggage he crawled
		down the little Norfolk rivers, intending to reach the Broads at last,
		but meanwhile delighting in the over-hanging gardens and meadows, the
		mirrored mansions or villages, lingering to fish in the pools and
		corners, and in some sense hugging the shore.</p>
		<p id="viii-p2">Like a true philosopher, Flambeau had no aim in his holiday; but,
		like a true philosopher, he had an excuse. He had a sort of half
		purpose, which he took just so seriously that its success would crown
		the holiday, but just so lightly that its failure would not spoil it.
		Years ago, when he had been a king of thieves and the most famous
		figure in Paris, he had often received wild communications of approval,
		denunciation, or even love; but one had, somehow, stuck in his memory.
		It consisted simply of a visiting-card, in an envelope with an English
		postmark. On the back of the card was written in French and in green
		ink: "If you ever retire and become respectable, come and see me. I
		want to meet you, for I have met all the other great men of my time.
		That trick of yours of getting one detective to arrest the other was
		the most splendid scene in French history." On the front of the card
		was engraved in the formal fashion, "Prince Saradine, Reed House, Reed
		Island, Norfolk."</p>
		<p id="viii-p3">He had not troubled much about the prince then, beyond ascertaining
		that he had been a brilliant and fashionable figure in southern Italy.
		In his youth, it was said, he had eloped with a married woman of high
		rank; the escapade was scarcely startling in his social world, but it
		had clung to men's minds because of an additional tragedy: the alleged
		suicide of the insulted husband, who appeared to have flung himself
		over a precipice in Sicily. The prince then lived in Vienna for a time,
		but his more recent years seemed to have been passed in perpetual and
		restless travel. But when Flambeau, like the prince himself, had left
		European celebrity and settled in England, it occurred to him that he
		might pay a surprise visit to this eminent exile in the Norfolk Broads.
		Whether he should find the place he had no idea; and, indeed, it was
		sufficiently small and forgotten. But, as things fell out, he found it
		much sooner than he expected.</p>
		<p id="viii-p4">They had moored their boat one night under a bank veiled in high
		grasses and short pollarded trees. Sleep, after heavy sculling, had
		come to them early, and by a corresponding accident they awoke before
		it was light. To speak more strictly, they awoke before it was
		daylight; for a large lemon moon was only just setting in the forest of
		high grass above their heads, and the sky was of a vivid violet-blue,
		nocturnal but bright. Both men had simultaneously a reminiscence of
		childhood, of the elfin and adventurous time when tall weeds close over
		us like woods. Standing up thus against the large low moon, the daisies
		really seemed to be giant daisies, the dandelions to be giant
		dandelions. Somehow it reminded them of the dado of a nursery
		wall-paper. The drop of the river-bed sufficed to sink them under the
		roots of all shrubs and flowers and make them gaze upwards at the
		grass. "By Jove!" said Flambeau, "it's like being in fairyland."</p>
		<p id="viii-p5">Father Brown sat bolt upright in the boat and crossed himself. His
		movement was so abrupt that his friend asked him, with a mild stare,
		what was the matter.</p>
		<p id="viii-p6">"The people who wrote the mediæval ballads," answered the
		priest, "knew more about fairies than you do. It isn't only nice things
		that happen in fairyland."</p>
		<p id="viii-p7">"Oh, bosh!" said Flambeau. "Only nice things could happen under such
		an innocent moon. I am for pushing on now and seeing what does really
		come. We may die and rot before we ever see again such a moon or such a
		mood."</p>
		<p id="viii-p8">"All right," said Father Brown. "I never said it was always wrong to
		enter fairyland. I only said it was always dangerous."</p>
		<p id="viii-p9">They pushed slowly up the brightening river; the glowing violet of
		the sky and the pale gold of the moon grew fainter and fainter, amd
		faded into that vast colourless cosmos that precedes the colours of the
		dawn. When the first faint stripes of red and gold and grey split the
		horizon from end to end they were broken by the black bulk of a town or
		village which sat on the river just ahead of them. It was already an
		easy twilight, in which all things were visible, when they came under
		the hanging roofs and bridges of this riverside hamlet. The houses,
		with their long, low, stooping roofs, seemed to come down to drink at
		the river, like huge grey and red cattle. The broadening and whitening
		dawn had already turned to working daylight before they saw any living
		creature on the wharves and bridges of that silent town. Eventually
		they saw a very placid and prosperous man in his shirt sleeves, with a
		face as round as the recently sunken moon, and rays of red whisker
		around the low arc of it, who was leaning on a post above the sluggish
		tide. By an impulse not to be analysed, Flambeau rose to his full
		height in the swaying boat and shouted at the man to ask if he knew
		Reed Island or Reed House. The prosperous man's smile grew slightly
		more expansive, and he simply pointed up the river towards the next
		bend of it. Flambeau went ahead without further speech.</p>
		<p id="viii-p10">The boat took many such grassy corners and followed many such reedy
		and silent reaches of river; but before the search had become
		monotonous they had swung round a specially sharp angle and come into
		the silence of a sort of pool or lake, the sight of which instinctively
		arrested them. For in the middle of this wider piece of water, fringed
		on every side with rushes, lay a long, low islet, along which ran a
		long, low house or bungalow built of bamboo or some kind of tough
		tropic cane. The upstanding rods of bamboo which made the walls were
		pale yellow, the sloping rods that made the roof were of darker red or
		brown, otherwise the long house was a thing of repetition and monotony.
		The early morning breeze rustled the reeds round the island and sang in
		the strange ribbed house as in a giant pan-pipe.</p>
		<p id="viii-p11">"By George!" cried Flambeau; "here is the place, after all! Here is
		Reed Island, if ever there was one. Here is Reed House, if it is
		anywhere. I believe that fat man with whiskers was a fairy."</p>
		<p id="viii-p12">"Perhaps," remarked Father Brown impartially. "If he was, he was a
		bad fairy."</p>
		<p id="viii-p13">
		But even as he spoke the impetuous Flambeau had run
		his boat ashore in the rattling reeds, and they stood in the long,
		quaint islet beside the odd and silent house.</p>
		<p id="viii-p14">The house stood with its back, as it were, to the river and the only
		landing-stage; the main entrance was on the other side, and looked down
		the long island garden. The visitors approached it, therefore, by a
		small path running round nearly three sides of the house, close under
		the low eaves. Through three different windows on three different sides
		they looked in on the same long, well-lit room, panelled in light wood,
		with a large number of looking-glasses, and laid out as for an elegant
		lunch. The front door, when they came round to it at last, was flanked
		by two turquoise-blue flower-pots. It was opened by a butler of the
		drearier type--long, lean, grey and listless--who murmured that Prince
		Saradine was from home at present, but was expected hourly; the house
		being kept ready for him and his guests. The exhibition of the card
		with the scrawl of green ink awoke a flicker of life in the parchment
		face of the depressed retainer, and it was with a certain shaky
		courtesy that he suggested that the strangers should remain. "His
		Highness may be here any minute," he said, "and would be distressed to
		have just missed any gentleman he had invited. We have orders always to
		keep a little cold lunch for him and his friends, and I am sure he
		would wish it to be offered."</p>
		<p id="viii-p15">Moved with curiosity to this minor adventure, Flambeau assented
		gracefully, and followed the old man, who ushered him ceremoniously
		into the long, lightly panelled room. There was nothing very notable
		about it, except the rather unusual alternation of many long, low
		windows with many long, low oblongs of looking-glass, which gave a
		singular air of lightness and unsubstantialness to the place. It was
		somehow like lunching out of doors. One or two pictures of a quiet kind
		hung in the corners, one a large grey photograph of a very young man in
		uniform, another a red chalk sketch of two long-haired boys. Asked by
		Flambeau whether the soldierly person was the prince, the butler
		answered shortly in the negative; it was the prince's younger brother,
		Captain Stephen Saradine, he said. And with that the old man seemed to
		dry up suddenly and lose all taste for conversation.</p>
		<p id="viii-p16">After lunch had tailed off with exquisite coffee and liqueurs, the
		guests were introduced to the garden, the library, and the
		housekeeper--a dark, handsome lady, of no little majesty, and rather
		like a plutonic Madonna. It appeared that she and the butler were the
		only survivors of the prince's original foreign 
		<i>ménage</i>, all the other servants now in the house being new
		and collected in Norfolk by the housekeeper. This latter lady went by
		the name of Mrs Anthony, but she spoke with a slight Italian accent,
		and Flambeau did not doubt that Anthony was a Norfolk version of some
		more Latin name. Mr Paul, the butler, also had a faintly foreign air,
		but he was in tongue and training English, as are many of the most
		polished men-servants of the cosmopolitan nobility.</p>
		<p id="viii-p17">Pretty and unique as it was, the place had about it a curious
		luminous sadness. Hours passed in it like days. The long, well-windowed
		rooms were full of daylight, but it seemed a dead daylight. And through
		all other incidental noises, the sound of talk, the clink of glasses,
		or the passing feet of servants, they could hear on all sides of the
		house the melancholy noise of the river.</p>
		<p id="viii-p18">"We have taken a wrong turning, and come to a wrong place," said
		Father Brown, looking out of the window at the grey-green sedges and
		the silver flood. "Never mind; one can sometimes do good by being the
		right person in the wrong place."</p>
		<p id="viii-p19">Father Brown, though commonly a silent, was an oddly sympathetic
		little man, and in those few but endless hours he unconsciously sank
		deeper into the secrets of Reed House than his professional friend. He
		had that knack of friendly silence which is so essential to gossip; and
		saying scarcely a word, he probably obtained from his new acquaintances
		all that in any case they would have told. The butler indeed was
		naturally uncommunicative. He betrayed a sullen and almost animal
		affection for his master; who, he said, had been very badly treated.
		The chief offender seemed to be his highness's brother, whose name
		alone would lengthen the old man's lantern jaws and pucker his parrot
		nose into a sneer. Captain Stephen was a ne'er-do-well, apparently, and
		had drained his benevolent brother of hundreds and thousands; forced
		him to fly from fashionable life and live quietly in this retreat. That
		was all Paul, the butler, would say, and Paul was obviously a
		partisan.</p>
		<p id="viii-p20">The Italian housekeeper was somewhat more communicative, being, as
		Brown fancied, somewhat less content. Her tone about her master was
		faintly acid; though not without a certain awe. Flambeau and his friend
		were standing in the room of the looking-glasses examining the red
		sketch of the two boys, when the housekeeper swept in swiftly on some
		domestic errand. It was a peculiarity of this glittering,
		glass-panelled place that anyone entering was reflected in four or five
		mirrors at once; and Father Brown, without turning round, stopped in
		the middle of a sentence of family criticism. But Flambeau, who had his
		face close up to the picture, was already saying in a loud voice, "The
		brothers Saradine, I suppose. They both look innocent enough. It would
		be hard to say which is the good brother and which the bad." Then,
		realising the lady's presence, he turned the conversation with some
		triviality, and strolled out into the garden. But Father Brown still
		gazed steadily at the red crayon sketch; and Mrs Anthony still gazed
		steadily at Father Brown.</p>
		<p id="viii-p21">She had large and tragic brown eyes, and her olive face glowed
		darkly with a curious and painful wonder--as of one doubtful of a
		stranger's identity or purpose. Whether the little priest's coat and
		creed touched some southern memories of confession, or whether she
		fancied he knew more than he did, she said to him in a low voice as to
		a fellow plotter, "He is right enough in one way, your friend. He says
		it would be hard to pick out the good and bad brothers. Oh, it would be
		hard, it would be mighty hard, to pick out the good one."</p>
		<p id="viii-p22">"I don't understand you," said Father Brown, and began to move
		away.</p>
		<p id="viii-p23">The woman took a step nearer to him, with thunderous brows and a
		sort of savage stoop, like a bull lowering his horns.</p>
		<p id="viii-p24">"There isn't a good one," she hissed. "There was badness enough in
		the captain taking all that money, but I don't think there was much
		goodness in the prince giving it. The captain's not the only one with
		something against him."</p>
		<p id="viii-p25">A light dawned on the cleric's averted face, and his mouth formed
		silently the word "blackmail." Even as he did so the woman turned an
		abrupt white face over her shoulder and almost fell. The door had
		opened soundlessly and the pale Paul stood like a ghost in the doorway.
		By the weird trick of the reflecting walls, it seemed as if five Pauls
		had entered by five doors simultaneously.</p>
		<p id="viii-p26">"His Highness," he said, "has just arrived."</p>
		<p id="viii-p27">
		In the same flash the figure of a man had passed
		outside the first window, crossing the sunlit pane like a lighted
		stage. An instant later he passed at the second window and the many
		mirrors repainted in successive frames the same eagle profile and
		marching figure. He was erect and alert, but his hair was white and his
		complexion of an odd ivory yellow. He had that short, curved Roman nose
		which generally goes with long, lean cheeks and chin, but these were
		partly masked by moustache and imperial. The moustache was much darker
		than the beard, giving an effect slightly theatrical, and he was
		dressed up to the same dashing part, having a white top hat, an orchid
		in his coat, a yellow waistcoat and yellow gloves which he flapped and
		swung as he walked. When he came round to the front door they heard the
		stiff Paul open it, and heard the new arrival say cheerfully, "Well,
		you see I have come." The stiff Mr Paul bowed and answered in his
		inaudible manner; for a few minutes their conversation could not be
		heard. Then the butler said, "Everything is at your disposal"; and the
		glove-flapping Prince Saradine came gaily into the room to greet them.
		They beheld once more that spectral scene--five princes entering a room
		with five doors.</p>
		<p id="viii-p28">The prince put the white hat and yellow gloves on the table and
		offered his hand quite cordially.</p>
		<p id="viii-p29">"Delighted to see you here, Mr Flambeau," he said. "Knowing you very
		well by reputation, if that's not an indiscreet remark."</p>
		<p id="viii-p30">"Not at all," answered Flambeau, laughing. "I am not sensitive. Very
		few reputations are gained by unsullied virtue."</p>
		<p id="viii-p31">The prince flashed a sharp look at him to see if the retort had any
		personal point; then he laughed also and offered chairs to everyone,
		including himself.</p>
		<p id="viii-p32">"Pleasant little place, this, I think," he said with a detached air.
		"Not much to do, I fear; but the fishing is really good."</p>
		<p id="viii-p33">The priest, who was staring at him with the grave stare of a baby,
		was haunted by some fancy that escaped definition. He looked at the
		grey, carefully curled hair, yellow-white visage, and slim, somewhat
		foppish figure. These were not unnatural, though perhaps a shade 
		<i>prononcé</i>, like the outfit of a figure behind the
		footlights. The nameless interest lay in something else, in the very
		framework of the face; Brown was tormented with a half memory of having
		seen it somewhere before. The man looked like some old friend of his
		dressed up. Then he suddenly remembered the mirrors, and put his fancy
		down to some psychological effect of that multiplication of human
		masks.</p>
		<p id="viii-p34">Prince Saradine distributed his social attentions between his guests
		with great gaiety and tact. Finding the detective of a sporting turn
		and eager to employ his holiday, he guided Flambeau and Flambeau's boat
		down to the best fishing spot in the stream, and was back in his own
		canoe in twenty minutes to join Father Brown in the library and plunge
		equally politely into the priest's more philosophic pleasures. He
		seemed to know a great deal both about the fishing and the books,
		though of these not the most edifying; he spoke five or six languages,
		though chiefly the slang of each. He had evidently lived in varied
		cities and very motley societies, for some of his cheerfullest stories
		were about gambling hells and opium dens, Australian bushrangers or
		Italian brigands. Father Brown knew that the once-celebrated Saradine
		had spent his last few years in almost ceaseless travel, but he had not
		guessed that the travels were so disreputable or so amusing.</p>
		<p id="viii-p35">Indeed, with all his dignity of a man of the world, Prince Saradine
		radiated to such sensitive observers as the priest, a certain
		atmosphere of the restless and even the unreliable. His face was
		fastidious, but his eye was wild; he had little nervous tricks, like a
		man shaken by drink or drugs, and he neither had, nor professed to
		have, his hand on the helm of household affairs. All these were left to
		the two old servants, especially to the butler, who was plainly the
		central pillar of the house. Mr Paul, indeed, was not so much a butler
		as a sort of steward or, even, chamberlain; he dined privately, but
		with almost as much pomp as his master; he was feared by all the
		servants; and he consulted with the prince decorously, but somewhat
		unbendingly--rather as if he were the prince's solicitor. The sombre
		housekeeper was a mere shadow in comparison; indeed, she seemed to
		efface herself and wait only on the butler, and Brown heard no more of
		those volcanic whispers which had half told him of the younger brother
		who blackmailed the elder. Whether the prince was really being thus
		bled by the absent captain, he could not be certain, but there was
		something insecure and secretive about Saradine that made the tale by
		no means incredible.</p>
		<p id="viii-p36">When they went once more into the long hall with the windows and the
		mirrors, yellow evening was dropping over the waters and the willowy
		banks; and a bittern sounded in the distance like an elf upon his
		dwarfish drum. The same singular sentiment of some sad and evil
		fairyland crossed the priest's mind again like a little grey cloud. "I
		wish Flambeau were back," he muttered.</p>
		<p id="viii-p37">"Do you believe in doom?" asked the restless Prince Saradine
		suddenly.</p>
		<p id="viii-p38">"No," answered his guest. "I believe in Doomsday."</p>
		<p id="viii-p39">The prince turned from the window and stared at him in a singular
		manner, his face in shadow against the sunset. "What do you mean?" he
		asked.</p>
		<p id="viii-p40">"I mean that we here are on the wrong side of the tapestry,"
		answered Father Brown. "The things that happen here do not seem to mean
		anything; they mean something somewhere else. Somewhere else
		retribution will come on the real offender. Here it often seems to fall
		on the wrong person."</p>
		<p id="viii-p41">The prince made an inexplicable noise like an animal; in his
		shadowed face the eyes were shining queerly. A new and shrewd thought
		exploded silently in the other's mind. Was there another meaning in
		Saradine's blend of brilliancy and abruptness? Was the prince--Was he
		perfectly sane? He was repeating, "The wrong person--the wrong person,"
		many more times than was natural in a social exclamation.</p>
		<p id="viii-p42">Then Father Brown awoke tardily to a second truth. In the mirrors
		before him he could see the silent door standing open, and the silent
		Mr Paul standing in it, with his usual pallid impassiveness.</p>
		<p id="viii-p43">"I thought it better to announce at once," he said, with the same
		stiff respectfulness as of an old family lawyer, "a boat rowed by six
		men has come to the landing-stage, and there's a gentleman sitting in
		the stern."</p>
		<p id="viii-p44">"A boat!" repeated the prince; "a gentleman?" and he rose to his
		feet.</p>
		<p id="viii-p45">
		There was a startled silence punctuated only by the
		odd noise of the bird in the sedge; and then, before anyone could speak
		again, a new face and figure passed in profile round the three sunlit
		windows, as the prince had passed an hour or two before. But except for
		the accident that both outlines were aquiline, they had little in
		common. Instead of the new white topper of Saradine, was a black one of
		antiquated or foreign shape; under it was a young and very solemn face,
		clean shaven, blue about its resolute chin, and carrying a faint
		suggestion of the young Napoleon. The association was assisted by
		something old and odd about the whole get-up, as of a man who had never
		troubled to change the fashions of his fathers. He had a shabby blue
		frock coat, a red, soldierly-looking waistcoat, and a kind of coarse
		white trousers common among the early Victorians, but strangely
		incongruous today. From all this old-clothes shop his olive face stood
		out strangely young and monstrously sincere.</p>
		<p id="viii-p46">"The deuce!" said Prince Saradine, and clapping on his white hat he
		went to the front door himself, flinging it open on the sunset
		garden.</p>
		<p id="viii-p47">By that time the new-comer and his followers were drawn up on the
		lawn like a small stage army. The six boatmen had pulled the boat well
		up on shore, and were guarding it almost menacingly, holding their oars
		erect like spears. They were swarthy men, and some of them wore
		earrings. But one of them stood forward beside the olive-faced young
		man in the red waistcoat, and carried a large black case of unfamiliar
		form.</p>
		<p id="viii-p48">"Your name," said the young man, "is Saradine?"</p>
		<p id="viii-p49">Saradine assented rather negligently.</p>
		<p id="viii-p50">The new-comer had dull, dog-like brown eyes, as different as
		possible from the restless and glittering grey eyes of the prince. But
		once again Father Brown was tortured with a sense of having seen
		somewhere a replica of the face; and once again he remembered the
		repetitions of the glass-panelled room, and put down the coincidence to
		that. "Confound this crystal palace!" he muttered. "One sees everything
		too many times. It's like a dream."</p>
		<p id="viii-p51">"If you are Prince Saradine," said the young man, "I may tell you
		that my name is Antonelli."</p>
		<p id="viii-p52">"Antonelli," repeated the prince languidly. "Somehow I remember the
		name."</p>
		<p id="viii-p53">"Permit me to present myself," said the young Italian.</p>
		<p id="viii-p54">With his left hand he politely took off his old-fashioned top-hat;
		with his right he caught Prince Saradine so ringing a crack across the
		face that the white top hat rolled down the steps and one of the blue
		flower-pots rocked upon its pedestal.</p>
		<p id="viii-p55">The prince, whatever he was, was evidently not a coward; he sprang
		at his enemy's throat and almost bore him backwards to the grass. But
		his enemy extricated himself with a singularly inappropriate air of
		hurried politeness.</p>
		<p id="viii-p56">"That is all right," he said, panting and in halting English. "I
		have insulted. I will give satisfaction. Marco, open the case."</p>
		<p id="viii-p57">The man beside him with the earrings and the big black case
		proceeded to unlock it. He took out of it two long Italian rapiers,
		with splendid steel hilts and blades, which he planted point downwards
		in the lawn. The strange young man standing facing the entrance with
		his yellow and vindictive face, the two swords standing up in the turf
		like two crosses in a cemetery, and the line of the ranked towers
		behind, gave it all an odd appearance of being some barbaric court of
		justice. But everything else was unchanged, so sudden had been the
		interruption. The sunset gold still glowed on the lawn, and the bittern
		still boomed as announcing some small but dreadful destiny.</p>
		<p id="viii-p58">"Prince Saradine," said the man called Antonelli, "when I was an
		infant in the cradle you killed my father and stole my mother; my
		father was the more fortunate. You did not kill him fairly, as I am
		going to kill you. You and my wicked mother took him driving to a
		lonely pass in Sicily, flung him down a cliff, and went on your way. I
		could imitate you if I chose, but imitating you is too vile. I have
		followed you all over the world, and you have always fled from me. But
		this is the end of the world--and of you. I have you now, and I give
		you the chance you never gave my father. Choose one of those
		swords."</p>
		<p id="viii-p59">Prince Saradine, with contracted brows, seemed to hesitate a moment,
		but his ears were still singing with the blow, and he sprang forward
		and snatched at one of the hilts. Father Brown had also sprung forward,
		striving to compose the dispute; but he soon found his personal
		presence made matters worse. Saradine was a French freemason and a
		fierce atheist, and a priest moved him by the law of contraries. And
		for the other man neither priest nor layman moved him at all. This
		young man with the Bonaparte face and the brown eyes was something far
		sterner than a puritan--a pagan. He was a simple slayer from the
		morning of the earth; a man of the stone age--a man of stone.</p>
		<p id="viii-p60">One hope remained, the summoning of the household; and Father Brown
		ran back into the house. He found, however, that all the under servants
		had been given a holiday ashore by the autocrat Paul, and that only the
		sombre Mrs Anthony moved uneasily about the long rooms. But the moment
		she turned a ghastly face upon him, he resolved one of the riddles of
		the house of mirrors. The heavy brown eyes of Antonelli were the heavy
		brown eyes of Mrs Anthony; and in a flash he saw half the story.</p>
		<p id="viii-p61">"Your son is outside," he said without wasting words; "either he or
		the prince will be killed. Where is Mr Paul?"</p>
		<p id="viii-p62">"He is at the landing-stage," said the woman faintly. "He is--he
		is--signalling for help."</p>
		<p id="viii-p63">"Mrs Anthony," said Father Brown seriously, "there is no time for
		nonsense. My friend has his boat down the river fishing. Your son's
		boat is guarded by your son's men. There is only this one canoe; what
		is Mr Paul doing with it?"</p>
		<p id="viii-p64">"Santa Maria! I do not know," she said; and swooned all her length
		on the matted floor.</p>
		<p id="viii-p65">Father Brown lifted her to a sofa, flung a pot of water over her,
		shouted for help, and then rushed down to the landing-stage of the
		little island. But the canoe was already in mid-stream, and old Paul
		was pulling and pushing it up the river with an energy incredible at
		his years.</p>
		<p id="viii-p66">"I will save my master," he cried, his eyes blazing maniacally. "I
		will save him yet!"</p>
		<p id="viii-p67">
		Father Brown could do nothing but gaze after the boat
		as it struggled up-stream and pray that the old man might waken the
		little town in time.</p>
		<p id="viii-p68">"A duel is bad enough," he muttered, rubbing up his rough
		dust-coloured hair, "but there's something wrong about this duel, even
		as a duel. I feel it in my bones. But what can it be?"</p>
		<p id="viii-p69">As he stood staring at the water, a wavering mirror of sunset, he
		heard from the other end of the island garden a small but unmistakable
		sound--the cold concussion of steel. He turned his head.</p>
		<p id="viii-p70">Away on the farthest cape or headland of the long islet, on a strip
		of turf beyond the last rank of roses, the duellists had already
		crossed swords. Evening above them was a dome of virgin gold, and,
		distant as they were, every detail was picked out. They had cast off
		their coats, but the yellow waistcoat and white hair of Saradine, the
		red waistcoat and white trousers of Antonelli, glittered in the level
		light like the colours of the dancing clockwork dolls. The two swords
		sparkled from point to pommel like two diamond pins. There was
		something frightful in the two figures appearing so little and so gay.
		They looked like two butterflies trying to pin each other to a
		cork.</p>
		<p id="viii-p71">Father Brown ran as hard as he could, his little legs going like a
		wheel. But when he came to the field of combat he found he was born too
		late and too early--too late to stop the strife, under the shadow of
		the grim Sicilians leaning on their oars, and too early to anticipate
		any disastrous issue of it. For the two men were singularly well
		matched, the prince using his skill with a sort of cynical confidence,
		the Sicilian using his with a murderous care. Few finer fencing matches
		can ever have been seen in crowded amphitheatres than that which
		tinkled and sparkled on that forgotten island in the reedy river. The
		dizzy fight was balanced so long that hope began to revive in the
		protesting priest; by all common probability Paul must soon come back
		with the police. It would be some comfort even if Flambeau came back
		from his fishing, for Flambeau, physically speaking, was worth four
		other men. But there was no sign of Flambeau, and, what was much
		queerer, no sign of Paul or the police. No other raft or stick was left
		to float on; in that lost island in that vast nameless pool, they were
		cut off as on a rock in the Pacific.</p>
		<p id="viii-p72">Almost as he had the thought the ringing of the rapiers quickened to
		a rattle, the prince's arms flew up, and the point shot out behind
		between his shoulder-blades. He went over with a great whirling
		movement, almost like one throwing the half of a boy's cart-wheel. The
		sword flew from his hand like a shooting star, and dived into the
		distant river. And he himself sank with so earth-shaking a subsidence
		that he broke a big rose-tree with his body and shook up into the sky a
		cloud of red earth--like the smoke of some heathen sacrifice. The
		Sicilian had made blood-offering to the ghost of his father.</p>
		<p id="viii-p73">The priest was instantly on his knees by the corpse; but only to
		make too sure that it was a corpse. As he was still trying some last
		hopeless tests he heard for the first time voices from farther up the
		river, and saw a police-boat shoot up to the landing-stage, with
		constables and other important people, including the excited Paul. The
		little priest rose with a distinctly dubious grimace.</p>
		<p id="viii-p74">"Now, why on earth," he muttered, "why on earth couldn't he have
		come before?"</p>
		<p id="viii-p75">Some seven minutes later the island was occupied by an invasion of
		townsfolk and police, and the latter had put their hands on the
		victorious duellist, ritually reminding him that anything he said might
		be used against him.</p>
		<p id="viii-p76">"I shall not say anything," said the monomaniac, with a wonderful
		and peaceful face. "I shall never say anything more. I am very happy,
		and I only want to be hanged."</p>
		<p id="viii-p77">Then he shut his mouth as they led him away, and it is the strange
		but certain truth that he never opened it again in this world, except
		to say "Guilty" at his trial.</p>
		<p id="viii-p78">Father Brown had stared at the suddenly crowded garden, the arrest
		of the man of blood, the carrying away of the corpse after its
		examination by the doctor, rather as one watches the break-up of some
		ugly dream; he was motionless, like a man in a nightmare. He gave his
		name and address as a witness, but declined their offer of a boat to
		the shore, and remained alone in the island garden, gazing at the
		broken rose bush and the whole green theatre of that swift and
		inexplicable tragedy. The light died along the river; mist rose in the
		marshy banks; a few belated birds flitted fitfully across.</p>
		<p id="viii-p79">Stuck stubbornly in his sub-consciousness (which was an unusually
		lively one) was an unspeakable certainty that there was something still
		unexplained. This sense that had clung to him all day could not be
		fully explained by his fancy about "looking-glass land." Somehow he had
		not seen the real story, but some game or masque. And yet people do not
		get hanged or run through the body for the sake of a charade.</p>
		<p id="viii-p80">As he sat on the steps of the landing-stage ruminating he grew
		conscious of the tall, dark streak of a sail coming silently down the
		shining river, and sprang to his feet with such a back-rush of feeling
		that he almost wept.</p>
		<p id="viii-p81">"Flambeau!" he cried, and shook his friend by both hands again and
		again, much to the astonishment of that sportsman, as he came on shore
		with his fishing tackle. "Flambeau," he said, "so you're not
		killed?"</p>
		<p id="viii-p82">"Killed!" repeated the angler in great astonishment. "And why should
		I be killed?"</p>
		<p id="viii-p83">"Oh, because nearly everybody else is," said his companion rather
		wildly. "Saradine got murdered, and Antonelli wants to be hanged, and
		his mother's fainted, and I, for one, don't know whether I'm in this
		world or the next. But, thank God, you're in the same one." And he took
		the bewildered Flambeau's arm.</p>
		<p id="viii-p84">As they turned from the landing-stage they came under the eaves of
		the low bamboo house, and looked in through one of the windows, as they
		had done on their first arrival. They beheld a lamp-lit interior well
		calculated to arrest their eyes. The table in the long dining-room had
		been laid for dinner when Saradine's destroyer had fallen like a
		storm-bolt on the island. And the dinner was now in placid progress,
		for Mrs Anthony sat somewhat sullenly at the foot of the table, while
		at the head of it was Mr Paul, the 
		<i>major domo</i>, eating and drinking of the best, his bleared, bluish
		eyes standing queerly out of his face, his gaunt countenance
		inscrutable, but by no means devoid of satisfaction.</p>
		<p id="viii-p85">
		With a gesture of powerful impatience, Flambeau
		rattled at the window, wrenched it open, and put an indignant head into
		the lamp-lit room.</p>
		<p id="viii-p86">"Well," he cried. "I can understand you may need some refreshment,
		but really to steal your master's dinner while he lies murdered in the
		garden--"</p>
		<p id="viii-p87">"I have stolen a great many things in a long and pleasant life,"
		replied the strange old gentleman placidly; "this dinner is one of the
		few things I have not stolen. This dinner and this house and garden
		happen to belong to me."</p>
		<p id="viii-p88">A thought flashed across Flambeau's face. "You mean to say," he
		began, "that the will of Prince Saradine--"</p>
		<p id="viii-p89">"I am Prince Saradine," said the old man, munching a salted
		almond.</p>
		<p id="viii-p90">Father Brown, who was looking at the birds outside, jumped as if he
		were shot, and put in at the window a pale face like a turnip.</p>
		<p id="viii-p91">"You are 
		<i>what</i>?" he repeated in a shrill voice.</p>
		<p id="viii-p92">"Paul, Prince Saradine, 
		<i>à vos ordres</i>," said the venerable person politely, lifting
		a glass of sherry. "I live here very quietly, being a domestic kind of
		fellow; and for the sake of modesty I am called Mr Paul, to distinguish
		me from my unfortunate brother Mr Stephen. He died, I hear,
		recently--in the garden. Of course, it is not my fault if enemies
		pursue him to this place. It is owing to the regrettable irregularity
		of his life. He was not a domestic character."</p>
		<p id="viii-p93">He relapsed into silence, and continued to gaze at the opposite wall
		just above the bowed and sombre head of the woman. They saw plainly the
		family likeness that had haunted them in the dead man. Then his old
		shoulders began to heave and shake a little, as if he were choking, but
		his face did not alter.</p>
		<p id="viii-p94">"My God!" cried Flambeau after a pause, "he's laughing!"</p>
		<p id="viii-p95">"Come away," said Father Brown, who was quite white. "Come away from
		this house of hell. Let us get into an honest boat again."</p>
		<p id="viii-p96">Night had sunk on rushes and river by the time they had pushed off
		from the island, and they went down-stream in the dark, warming
		themselves with two big cigars that glowed like crimson ships'
		lanterns. Father Brown took his cigar out of his mouth and said:</p>
		<p id="viii-p97">"I suppose you can guess the whole story now? After all, it's a
		primitive story. A man had two enemies. He was a wise man. And so he
		discovered that two enemies are better than one."</p>
		<p id="viii-p98">"I do not follow that," answered Flambeau.</p>
		<p id="viii-p99">"Oh, it's really simple," rejoined his friend. "Simple, though
		anything but innocent. Both the Saradines were scamps, but the prince,
		the elder, was the sort of scamp that gets to the top, and the younger,
		the captain, was the sort that sinks to the bottom. This squalid
		officer fell from beggar to blackmailer, and one ugly day he got his
		hold upon his brother, the prince. Obviously it was for no light
		matter, for Prince Paul Saradine was frankly `fast,' and had no
		reputation to lose as to the mere sins of society. In plain fact, it
		was a hanging matter, and Stephen literally had a rope round his
		brother's neck. He had somehow discovered the truth about the Sicilian
		affair, and could prove that Paul murdered old Antonelli in the
		mountains. The captain raked in the hush money heavily for ten years,
		until even the prince's splendid fortune began to look a little
		foolish.</p>
		<p id="viii-p100">"But Prince Saradine bore another burden besides his blood-sucking
		brother. He knew that the son of Antonelli, a mere child at the time of
		the murder, had been trained in savage Sicilian loyalty, and lived only
		to avenge his father, not with the gibbet (for he lacked Stephen's
		legal proof), but with the old weapons of vendetta. The boy had
		practised arms with a deadly perfection, and about the time that he was
		old enough to use them Prince Saradine began, as the society papers
		said, to travel. The fact is that he began to flee for his life,
		passing from place to place like a hunted criminal; but with one
		relentless man upon his trail. That was Prince Paul's position, and by
		no means a pretty one. The more money he spent on eluding Antonelli the
		less he had to silence Stephen. The more he gave to silence Stephen the
		less chance there was of finally escaping Antonelli. Then it was that
		he showed himself a great man--a genius like Napoleon.</p>
		<p id="viii-p101">"Instead of resisting his two antagonists, he surrendered suddenly
		to both of them. He gave way like a Japanese wrestler, and his foes
		fell prostrate before him. He gave up the race round the world, and he
		gave up his address to young Antonelli; then he gave up everything to
		his brother. He sent Stephen money enough for smart clothes and easy
		travel, with a letter saying roughly: `This is all I have left. You
		have cleaned me out. I still have a little house in Norfolk, with
		servants and a cellar, and if you want more from me you must take that.
		Come and take possession if you like, and I will live there quietly as
		your friend or agent or anything.' He knew that the Sicilian had never
		seen the Saradine brothers save, perhaps, in pictures; he knew they
		were somewhat alike, both having grey, pointed beards. Then he shaved
		his own face and waited. The trap worked. The unhappy captain, in his
		new clothes, entered the house in triumph as a prince, and walked upon
		the Sicilian's sword.</p>
		<p id="viii-p102">"There was one hitch, and it is to the honour of human nature. Evil
		spirits like Saradine often blunder by never expecting the virtues of
		mankind. He took it for granted that the Italian's blow, when it came,
		would be dark, violent and nameless, like the blow it avenged; that the
		victim would be knifed at night, or shot from behind a hedge, and so
		die without speech. It was a bad minute for Prince Paul when
		Antonelli's chivalry proposed a formal duel, with all its possible
		explanations. It was then that I found him putting off in his boat with
		wild eyes. He was fleeing, bareheaded, in an open boat before Antonelli
		should learn who he was.</p>
		<p id="viii-p103">"But, however agitated, he was not hopeless. He knew the adventurer
		and he knew the fanatic. It was quite probable that Stephen, the
		adventurer, would hold his tongue, through his mere histrionic pleasure
		in playing a part, his lust for clinging to his new cosy quarters, his
		rascal's trust in luck, and his fine fencing. It was certain that
		Antonelli, the fanatic, would hold his tongue, and be hanged without
		telling tales of his family. Paul hung about on the river till he knew
		the fight was over. Then he roused the town, brought the police, saw
		his two vanquished enemies taken away forever, and sat down smiling to
		his dinner."</p>
		<p id="viii-p104">"Laughing, God help us!" said Flambeau with a strong shudder. "Do
		they get such ideas from Satan?"</p>
		<p id="viii-p105">"He got that idea from you," answered the priest.</p>
		<p id="viii-p106">"God forbid!" ejaculated Flambeau. "From me! What do you mean!"</p>
		<p id="viii-p107">The priest pulled a visiting-card from his pocket and held it up in
		the faint glow of his cigar; it was scrawled with green ink.</p>
		<p id="viii-p108">"Don't you remember his original invitation to you?" he asked, "and
		the compliment to your criminal exploit? `That trick of yours,' he
		says, `of getting one detective to arrest the other'? He has just
		copied your trick. With an enemy on each side of him, he slipped
		swiftly out of the way and let them collide and kill each other."</p>
		<p id="viii-p109">Flambeau tore Prince Saradine's card from the priest's hands and
		rent it savagely in small pieces.</p>
		<p id="viii-p110">"There's the last of that old skull and crossbones," he said as he
		scattered the pieces upon the dark and disappearing waves of the
		stream; "but I should think it would poison the fishes."</p>
		<p id="viii-p111">The last gleam of white card and green ink was drowned and darkened;
		a faint and vibrant colour as of morning changed the sky, and the moon
		behind the grasses grew paler. They drifted in silence.</p>
		<p id="viii-p112">"Father," said Flambeau suddenly, "do you think it was all a
		dream?"</p>
		<p id="viii-p113">The priest shook his head, whether in dissent or agnosticism, but
		remained mute. A smell of hawthorn and of orchards came to them through
		the darkness, telling them that a wind was awake; the next moment it
		swayed their little boat and swelled their sail, and carried them
		onward down the winding river to happier places and the homes of
		harmless men.</p>
		<p id="viii-p114" />

  	
  	</div1>

<div1 title="IX. The Hammer of God" prev="viii" next="x" id="ix">

		<p id="ix-p1">
		The little village of Bohun Beacon was perched on a
		hill so steep that the tall spire of its church seemed only like the
		peak of a small mountain. At the foot of the church stood a smithy,
		generally red with fires and always littered with hammers and scraps of
		iron; opposite to this, over a rude cross of cobbled paths, was "The
		Blue Boar," the only inn of the place. It was upon this crossway, in
		the lifting of a leaden and silver daybreak, that two brothers met in
		the street and spoke; though one was beginning the day and the other
		finishing it. The Rev. and Hon. Wilfred Bohun was very devout, and was
		making his way to some austere exercises of prayer or contemplation at
		dawn. Colonel the Hon. Norman Bohun, his elder brother, was by no means
		devout, and was sitting in evening-dress on the bench outside "The Blue
		Boar," drinking what the philosophic observer was free to regard either
		as his last glass on Tuesday or his first on Wednesday. The colonel was
		not particular.</p>
		<p id="ix-p2">The Bohuns were one of the very few aristocratic families really
		dating from the Middle Ages, and their pennon had actually seen
		Palestine. But it is a great mistake to suppose that such houses stand
		high in chivalric tradition. Few except the poor preserve traditions.
		Aristocrats live not in traditions but in fashions. The Bohuns had been
		Mohocks under Queen Anne and Mashers under Queen Victoria. But like
		more than one of the really ancient houses, they had rotted in the last
		two centuries into mere drunkards and dandy degenerates, till there had
		even come a whisper of insanity. Certainly there was something hardly
		human about the colonel's wolfish pursuit of pleasure, and his chronic
		resolution not to go home till morning had a touch of the hideous
		clarity of insomnia. He was a tall, fine animal, elderly, but with hair
		still startlingly yellow. He would have looked merely blonde and
		leonine, but his blue eyes were sunk so deep in his face that they
		looked black. They were a little too close together. He had very long
		yellow moustaches; on each side of them a fold or furrow from nostril
		to jaw, so that a sneer seemed cut into his face. Over his evening
		clothes he wore a curious pale yellow coat that looked more like a very
		light dressing-gown than an overcoat, and on the back of his head was
		stuck an extraordinary broad-brimmed hat of a bright green colour,
		evidently some oriental curiosity caught up at random. He was proud of
		appearing in such incongruous attires--proud of the fact that he always
		made them look congruous.</p>
		<p id="ix-p3">His brother the curate had also the yellow hair and the elegance,
		but he was buttoned up to the chin in black, and his face was
		clean-shaven, cultivated, and a little nervous. He seemed to live for
		nothing but his religion; but there were some who said (notably the
		blacksmith, who was a Presbyterian) that it was a love of Gothic
		architecture rather than of God, and that his haunting of the church
		like a ghost was only another and purer turn of the almost morbid
		thirst for beauty which sent his brother raging after women and wine.
		This charge was doubtful, while the man's practical piety was
		indubitable. Indeed, the charge was mostly an ignorant misunderstanding
		of the love of solitude and secret prayer, and was founded on his being
		often found kneeling, not before the altar, but in peculiar places, in
		the crypts or gallery, or even in the belfry. He was at the moment
		about to enter the church through the yard of the smithy, but stopped
		and frowned a little as he saw his brother's cavernous eyes staring in
		the same direction. On the hypothesis that the colonel was interested
		in the church he did not waste any speculations. There only remained
		the blacksmith's shop, and though the blacksmith was a Puritan and none
		of his people, Wilfred Bohun had heard some scandals about a beautiful
		and rather celebrated wife. He flung a suspicious look across the shed,
		and the colonel stood up laughing to speak to him.</p>
		<p id="ix-p4">"Good morning, Wilfred," he said. "Like a good landlord I am
		watching sleeplessly over my people. I am going to call on the
		blacksmith."</p>
		<p id="ix-p5">Wilfred looked at the ground, and said: "The blacksmith is out. He
		is over at Greenford."</p>
		<p id="ix-p6">"I know," answered the other with silent laughter; "that is why I am
		calling on him."</p>
		<p id="ix-p7">"Norman," said the cleric, with his eye on a pebble in the road,
		"are you ever afraid of thunderbolts?"</p>
		<p id="ix-p8">"What do you mean?" asked the colonel. "Is your hobby
		meteorology?"</p>
		<p id="ix-p9">"I mean," said Wilfred, without looking up, "do you ever think that
		God might strike you in the street?"</p>
		<p id="ix-p10">"I beg your pardon," said the colonel; "I see your hobby is
		folklore."</p>
		<p id="ix-p11">"I know your hobby is blasphemy," retorted the religious man, stung
		in the one live place of his nature. "But if you do not fear God, you
		have good reason to fear man."</p>
		<p id="ix-p12">The elder raised his eyebrows politely. "Fear man?" he said.</p>
		<p id="ix-p13">"Barnes the blacksmith is the biggest and strongest man for forty
		miles round," said the clergyman sternly. "I know you are no coward or
		weakling, but he could throw you over the wall."</p>
		<p id="ix-p14">This struck home, being true, and the lowering line by mouth and
		nostril darkened and deepened. For a moment he stood with the heavy
		sneer on his face. But in an instant Colonel Bohun had recovered his
		own cruel good humour and laughed, showing two dog-like front teeth
		under his yellow moustache. "In that case, my dear Wilfred," he said
		quite carelessly, "it was wise for the last of the Bohuns to come out
		partially in armour."</p>
		<p id="ix-p15">And he took off the queer round hat covered with green, showing that
		it was lined within with steel. Wilfred recognised it indeed as a light
		Japanese or Chinese helmet torn down from a trophy that hung in the old
		family hall.</p>
		<p id="ix-p16">"It was the first hat to hand," explained his brother airily;
		"always the nearest hat--and the nearest woman."</p>
		<p id="ix-p17">"The blacksmith is away at Greenford," said Wilfred quietly; "the
		time of his return is unsettled."</p>
		<p id="ix-p18">And with that he turned and went into the church with bowed head,
		crossing himself like one who wishes to be quit of an unclean spirit.
		He was anxious to forget such grossness in the cool twilight of his
		tall Gothic cloisters; but on that morning it was fated that his still
		round of religious exercises should be everywhere arrested by small
		shocks. As he entered the church, hitherto always empty at that hour, a
		kneeling figure rose hastily to its feet and came towards the full
		daylight of the doorway. When the curate saw it he stood still with
		surprise. For the early worshipper was none other than the village
		idiot, a nephew of the blacksmith, one who neither would nor could care
		for the church or for anything else. He was always called "Mad Joe,"
		and seemed to have no other name; he was a dark, strong, slouching lad,
		with a heavy white face, dark straight hair, and a mouth always open.
		As he passed the priest, his moon-calf countenance gave no hint of what
		he had been doing or thinking of. He had never been known to pray
		before. What sort of prayers was he saying now? Extraordinary prayers
		surely.</p>
		<p id="ix-p19">Wilfred Bohun stood rooted to the spot long enough to see the idiot
		go out into the sunshine, and even to see his dissolute brother hail
		him with a sort of avuncular jocularity. The last thing he saw was the
		colonel throwing pennies at the open mouth of Joe, with the serious
		appearance of trying to hit it.</p>
		<p id="ix-p20">
		This ugly sunlit picture of the stupidity and cruelty
		of the earth sent the ascetic finally to his prayers for purification
		and new thoughts. He went up to a pew in the gallery, which brought him
		under a coloured window which he loved and always quieted his spirit; a
		blue window with an angel carrying lilies. There he began to think less
		about the half-wit, with his livid face and mouth like a fish. He began
		to think less of his evil brother, pacing like a lean lion in his
		horrible hunger. He sank deeper and deeper into those cold and sweet
		colours of silver blossoms and sapphire sky.</p>
		<p id="ix-p21">In this place half an hour afterwards he was found by Gibbs, the
		village cobbler, who had been sent for him in some haste. He got to his
		feet with promptitude, for he knew that no small matter would have
		brought Gibbs into such a place at all. The cobbler was, as in many
		villages, an atheist, and his appearance in church was a shade more
		extraordinary than Mad Joe's. It was a morning of theological
		enigmas.</p>
		<p id="ix-p22">"What is it?" asked Wilfred Bohun rather stiffly, but putting out a
		trembling hand for his hat.</p>
		<p id="ix-p23">The atheist spoke in a tone that, coming from him, was quite
		startlingly respectful, and even, as it were, huskily sympathetic.</p>
		<p id="ix-p24">"You must excuse me, sir," he said in a hoarse whisper, "but we
		didn't think it right not to let you know at once. I'm afraid a rather
		dreadful thing has happened, sir. I'm afraid your brother--"</p>
		<p id="ix-p25">Wilfred clenched his frail hands. "What devilry has he done now?" he
		cried in voluntary passion.</p>
		<p id="ix-p26">"Why, sir," said the cobbler, coughing, "I'm afraid he's done
		nothing, and won't do anything. I'm afraid he's done for. You had
		really better come down, sir."</p>
		<p id="ix-p27">The curate followed the cobbler down a short winding stair which
		brought them out at an entrance rather higher than the street. Bohun
		saw the tragedy in one glance, flat underneath him like a plan. In the
		yard of the smithy were standing five or six men mostly in black, one
		in an inspector's uniform. They included the doctor, the Presbyterian
		minister, and the priest from the Roman Catholic chapel, to which the
		blacksmith's wife belonged. The latter was speaking to her, indeed,
		very rapidly, in an undertone, as she, a magnificent woman with
		red-gold hair, was sobbing blindly on a bench. Between these two
		groups, and just clear of the main heap of hammers, lay a man in
		evening dress, spread-eagled and flat on his face. From the height
		above Wilfred could have sworn to every item of his costume and
		appearance, down to the Bohun rings upon his fingers; but the skull was
		only a hideous splash, like a star of blackness and blood.</p>
		<p id="ix-p28">Wilfred Bohun gave but one glance, and ran down the steps into the
		yard. The doctor, who was the family physician, saluted him, but he
		scarcely took any notice. He could only stammer out: "My brother is
		dead. What does it mean? What is this horrible mystery?" There was an
		unhappy silence; and then the cobbler, the most outspoken man present,
		answered: "Plenty of horror, sir," he said; "but not much mystery."</p>
		<p id="ix-p29">"What do you mean?" asked Wilfred, with a white face.</p>
		<p id="ix-p30">"It's plain enough," answered Gibbs. "There is only one man for
		forty miles round that could have struck such a blow as that, and he's
		the man that had most reason to."</p>
		<p id="ix-p31">"We must not prejudge anything," put in the doctor, a tall,
		black-bearded man, rather nervously; "but it is competent for me to
		corroborate what Mr Gibbs says about the nature of the blow, sir; it is
		an incredible blow. Mr Gibbs says that only one man in this district
		could have done it. I should have said myself that nobody could have
		done it."</p>
		<p id="ix-p32">A shudder of superstition went through the slight figure of the
		curate. "I can hardly understand," he said.</p>
		<p id="ix-p33">"Mr Bohun," said the doctor in a low voice, "metaphors literally
		fail me. It is inadequate to say that the skull was smashed to bits
		like an egg-shell. Fragments of bone were driven into the body and the
		ground like bullets into a mud wall. It was the hand of a giant."</p>
		<p id="ix-p34">He was silent a moment, looking grimly through his glasses; then he
		added: "The thing has one advantage--that it clears most people of
		suspicion at one stroke. If you or I or any normally made man in the
		country were accused of this crime, we should be acquitted as an infant
		would be acquitted of stealing the Nelson column."</p>
		<p id="ix-p35">"That's what I say," repeated the cobbler obstinately; "there's only
		one man that could have done it, and he's the man that would have done
		it. Where's Simeon Barnes, the blacksmith?"</p>
		<p id="ix-p36">"He's over at Greenford," faltered the curate.</p>
		<p id="ix-p37">"More likely over in France," muttered the cobbler.</p>
		<p id="ix-p38">"No; he is in neither of those places," said a small and colourless
		voice, which came from the little Roman priest who had joined the
		group. "As a matter of fact, he is coming up the road at this
		moment."</p>
		<p id="ix-p39">The little priest was not an interesting man to look at, having
		stubbly brown hair and a round and stolid face. But if he had been as
		splendid as Apollo no one would have looked at him at that moment.
		Everyone turned round and peered at the pathway which wound across the
		plain below, along which was indeed walking, at his own huge stride and
		with a hammer on his shoulder, Simeon the smith. He was a bony and
		gigantic man, with deep, dark, sinister eyes and a dark chin beard. He
		was walking and talking quietly with two other men; and though he was
		never specially cheerful, he seemed quite at his ease.</p>
		<p id="ix-p40">"My God!" cried the atheistic cobbler, "and there's the hammer he
		did it with."</p>
		<p id="ix-p41">"No," said the inspector, a sensible-looking man with a sandy
		moustache, speaking for the first time. "There's the hammer he did it
		with over there by the church wall. We have left it and the body
		exactly as they are."</p>
		<p id="ix-p42">All glanced round and the short priest went across and looked down
		in silence at the tool where it lay. It was one of the smallest and the
		lightest of the hammers, and would not have caught the eye among the
		rest; but on the iron edge of it were blood and yellow hair.</p>
		<p id="ix-p43">After a silence the short priest spoke without looking up, and there
		was a new note in his dull voice. "Mr Gibbs was hardly right," he said,
		"in saying that there is no mystery. There is at least the mystery of
		why so big a man should attempt so big a blow with so little a
		hammer."</p>
		<p id="ix-p44">"Oh, never mind that," cried Gibbs, in a fever. "What are we to do
		with Simeon Barnes?"</p>
		<p id="ix-p45">"Leave him alone," said the priest quietly. "He is coming here of
		himself. I know those two men with him. They are very good fellows from
		Greenford, and they have come over about the Presbyterian chapel."</p>
		<p id="ix-p46">Even as he spoke the tall smith swung round the corner of the
		church, and strode into his own yard. Then he stood there quite still,
		and the hammer fell from his hand. The inspector, who had preserved
		impenetrable propriety, immediately went up to him.</p>
		<p id="ix-p47">"I won't ask you, Mr Barnes," he said, "whether you know anything
		about what has happened here. You are not bound to say. I hope you
		don't know, and that you will be able to prove it. But I must go
		through the form of arresting you in the King's name for the murder of
		Colonel Norman Bohun."</p>
		<p id="ix-p48">
		"You are not bound to say anything," said the cobbler
		in officious excitement. "They've got to prove everything. They haven't
		proved yet that it is Colonel Bohun, with the head all smashed up like
		that."</p>
		<p id="ix-p49">"That won't wash," said the doctor aside to the priest. "That's out
		of the detective stories. I was the colonel's medical man, and I knew
		his body better than he did. He had very fine hands, but quite peculiar
		ones. The second and third fingers were the same length. Oh, that's the
		colonel right enough."</p>
		<p id="ix-p50">As he glanced at the brained corpse upon the ground the iron eyes of
		the motionless blacksmith followed them and rested there also.</p>
		<p id="ix-p51">"Is Colonel Bohun dead?" said the smith quite calmly. "Then he's
		damned."</p>
		<p id="ix-p52">"Don't say anything! Oh, don't say anything," cried the atheist
		cobbler, dancing about in an ecstasy of admiration of the English legal
		system. For no man is such a legalist as the good Secularist.</p>
		<p id="ix-p53">The blacksmith turned on him over his shoulder the august face of a
		fanatic.</p>
		<p id="ix-p54">"It's well for you infidels to dodge like foxes because the world's
		law favours you," he said; "but God guards His own in His pocket, as
		you shall see this day."</p>
		<p id="ix-p55">Then he pointed to the colonel and said: "When did this dog die in
		his sins?"</p>
		<p id="ix-p56">"Moderate your language," said the doctor.</p>
		<p id="ix-p57">"Moderate the Bible's language, and I'll moderate mine. When did he
		die?"</p>
		<p id="ix-p58">"I saw him alive at six o'clock this morning," stammered Wilfred
		Bohun.</p>
		<p id="ix-p59">"God is good," said the smith. "Mr Inspector, I have not the
		slightest objection to being arrested. It is you who may object to
		arresting me. I don't mind leaving the court without a stain on my
		character. You do mind perhaps leaving the court with a bad set-back in
		your career."</p>
		<p id="ix-p60">The solid inspector for the first time looked at the blacksmith with
		a lively eye; as did everybody else, except the short, strange priest,
		who was still looking down at the little hammer that had dealt the
		dreadful blow.</p>
		<p id="ix-p61">"There are two men standing outside this shop," went on the
		blacksmith with ponderous lucidity, "good tradesmen in Greenford whom
		you all know, who will swear that they saw me from before midnight till
		daybreak and long after in the committee-room of our Revival Mission,
		which sits all night, we save souls so fast. In Greenford itself twenty
		people could swear to me for all that time. If I were a heathen, Mr
		Inspector, I would let you walk on to your downfall. But as a Christian
		man I feel bound to give you your chance, and ask you whether you will
		hear my alibi now or in court."</p>
		<p id="ix-p62">The inspector seemed for the first time disturbed, and said, "Of
		course I should be glad to clear you altogether now."</p>
		<p id="ix-p63">The smith walked out of his yard with the same long and easy stride,
		and returned to his two friends from Greenford, who were indeed friends
		of nearly everyone present. Each of them said a few words which no one
		ever thought of disbelieving. When they had spoken, the innocence of
		Simeon stood up as solid as the great church above them.</p>
		<p id="ix-p64">One of those silences struck the group which are more strange and
		insufferable than any speech. Madly, in order to make conversation, the
		curate said to the Catholic priest:</p>
		<p id="ix-p65">"You seem very much interested in that hammer, Father Brown."</p>
		<p id="ix-p66">"Yes, I am," said Father Brown; "why is it such a small hammer?"</p>
		<p id="ix-p67">The doctor swung round on him.</p>
		<p id="ix-p68">"By George, that's true," he cried; "who would use a little hammer
		with ten larger hammers lying about?"</p>
		<p id="ix-p69">Then he lowered his voice in the curate's ear and said: "Only the
		kind of person that can't lift a large hammer. It is not a question of
		force or courage between the sexes. It's a question of lifting power in
		the shoulders. A bold woman could commit ten murders with a light
		hammer and never turn a hair. She could not kill a beetle with a heavy
		one."</p>
		<p id="ix-p70">Wilfred Bohun was staring at him with a sort of hypnotised horror,
		while Father Brown listened with his head a little on one side, really
		interested and attentive. The doctor went on with more hissing
		emphasis:</p>
		<p id="ix-p71">"Why do these idiots always assume that the only person who hates
		the wife's lover is the wife's husband? Nine times out of ten the
		person who most hates the wife's lover is the wife. Who knows what
		insolence or treachery he had shown her--look there!"</p>
		<p id="ix-p72">He made a momentary gesture towards the red-haired woman on the
		bench. She had lifted her head at last and the tears were drying on her
		splendid face. But the eyes were fixed on the corpse with an electric
		glare that had in it something of idiocy.</p>
		<p id="ix-p73">The Rev. Wilfred Bohun made a limp gesture as if waving away all
		desire to know; but Father Brown, dusting off his sleeve some ashes
		blown from the furnace, spoke in his indifferent way.</p>
		<p id="ix-p74">"You are like so many doctors," he said; "your mental science is
		really suggestive. It is your physical science that is utterly
		impossible. I agree that the woman wants to kill the co-respondent much
		more than the petitioner does. And I agree that a woman will always
		pick up a small hammer instead of a big one. But the difficulty is one
		of physical impossibility. No woman ever born could have smashed a
		man's skull out flat like that." Then he added reflectively, after a
		pause: "These people haven't grasped the whole of it. The man was
		actually wearing an iron helmet, and the blow scattered it like broken
		glass. Look at that woman. Look at her arms."</p>
		<p id="ix-p75">Silence held them all up again, and then the doctor said rather
		sulkily: "Well, I may be wrong; there are objections to everything. But
		I stick to the main point. No man but an idiot would pick up that
		little hammer if he could use a big hammer."</p>
		<p id="ix-p76">With that the lean and quivering hands of Wilfred Bohun went up to
		his head and seemed to clutch his scanty yellow hair. After an instant
		they dropped, and he cried: "That was the word I wanted; you have said
		the word."</p>
		<p id="ix-p77">Then he continued, mastering his discomposure: "The words you said
		were, `No man but an idiot would pick up the small hammer.'"</p>
		<p id="ix-p78">"Yes," said the doctor. "Well?"</p>
		<p id="ix-p79">"Well," said the curate, "no man but an idiot did." The rest stared
		at him with eyes arrested and riveted, and he went on in a febrile and
		feminine agitation.</p>
		<p id="ix-p80">"I am a priest," he cried unsteadily, "and a priest should be no
		shedder of blood. I--I mean that he should bring no one to the gallows.
		And I thank God that I see the criminal clearly now--because he is a
		criminal who cannot be brought to the gallows."</p>
		<p id="ix-p81">
		"You will not denounce him?" inquired the doctor.</p>
		<p id="ix-p82">"He would not be hanged if I did denounce him," answered Wilfred
		with a wild but curiously happy smile. "When I went into the church
		this morning I found a madman praying there --that poor Joe, who has
		been wrong all his life. God knows what he prayed; but with such
		strange folk it is not incredible to suppose that their prayers are all
		upside down. Very likely a lunatic would pray before killing a man.
		When I last saw poor Joe he was with my brother. My brother was mocking
		him."</p>
		<p id="ix-p83">"By Jove!" cried the doctor, "this is talking at last. But how do
		you explain--"</p>
		<p id="ix-p84">The Rev. Wilfred was almost trembling with the excitement of his own
		glimpse of the truth. "Don't you see; don't you see," he cried
		feverishly; "that is the only theory that covers both the queer things,
		that answers both the riddles. The two riddles are the little hammer
		and the big blow. The smith might have struck the big blow, but would
		not have chosen the little hammer. His wife would have chosen the
		little hammer, but she could not have struck the big blow. But the
		madman might have done both. As for the little hammer--why, he was mad
		and might have picked up anything. And for the big blow, have you never
		heard, doctor, that a maniac in his paroxysm may have the strength of
		ten men?"</p>
		<p id="ix-p85">The doctor drew a deep breath and then said, "By golly, I believe
		you've got it."</p>
		<p id="ix-p86">Father Brown had fixed his eyes on the speaker so long and steadily
		as to prove that his large grey, ox-like eyes were not quite so
		insignificant as the rest of his face. When silence had fallen he said
		with marked respect: "Mr Bohun, yours is the only theory yet propounded
		which holds water every way and is essentially unassailable. I think,
		therefore, that you deserve to be told, on my positive knowledge, that
		it is not the true one." And with that the old little man walked away
		and stared again at the hammer.</p>
		<p id="ix-p87">"That fellow seems to know more than he ought to," whispered the
		doctor peevishly to Wilfred. "Those popish priests are deucedly
		sly."</p>
		<p id="ix-p88">"No, no," said Bohun, with a sort of wild fatigue. "It was the
		lunatic. It was the lunatic."</p>
		<p id="ix-p89">The group of the two clerics and the doctor had fallen away from the
		more official group containing the inspector and the man he had
		arrested. Now, however, that their own party had broken up, they heard
		voices from the others. The priest looked up quietly and then looked
		down again as he heard the blacksmith say in a loud voice:</p>
		<p id="ix-p90">"I hope I've convinced you, Mr Inspector. I'm a strong man, as you
		say, but I couldn't have flung my hammer bang here from Greenford. My
		hammer hasn't got wings that it should come flying half a mile over
		hedges and fields."</p>
		<p id="ix-p91">The inspector laughed amicably and said: "No, I think you can be
		considered out of it, though it's one of the rummiest coincidences I
		ever saw. I can only ask you to give us all the assistance you can in
		finding a man as big and strong as yourself. By George! you might be
		useful, if only to hold him! I suppose you yourself have no guess at
		the man?"</p>
		<p id="ix-p92">"I may have a guess," said the pale smith, "but it is not at a man."
		Then, seeing the scared eyes turn towards his wife on the bench, he put
		his huge hand on her shoulder and said: "Nor a woman either."</p>
		<p id="ix-p93">"What do you mean?" asked the inspector jocularly. "You don't think
		cows use hammers, do you?"</p>
		<p id="ix-p94">"I think no thing of flesh held that hammer," said the blacksmith in
		a stifled voice; "mortally speaking, I think the man died alone."</p>
		<p id="ix-p95">Wilfred made a sudden forward movement and peered at him with
		burning eyes.</p>
		<p id="ix-p96">"Do you mean to say, Barnes," came the sharp voice of the cobbler,
		"that the hammer jumped up of itself and knocked the man down?"</p>
		<p id="ix-p97">"Oh, you gentlemen may stare and snigger," cried Simeon; "you
		clergymen who tell us on Sunday in what a stillness the Lord smote
		Sennacherib. I believe that One who walks invisible in every house
		defended the honour of mine, and laid the defiler dead before the door
		of it. I believe the force in that blow was just the force there is in
		earthquakes, and no force less."</p>
		<p id="ix-p98">Wilfred said, with a voice utterly undescribable: "I told Norman
		myself to beware of the thunderbolt."</p>
		<p id="ix-p99">"That agent is outside my jurisdiction," said the inspector with a
		slight smile.</p>
		<p id="ix-p100">"You are not outside His," answered the smith; "see you to it," and,
		turning his broad back, he went into the house.</p>
		<p id="ix-p101">The shaken Wilfred was led away by Father Brown, who had an easy and
		friendly way with him. "Let us get out of this horrid place, Mr Bohun,"
		he said. "May I look inside your church? I hear it's one of the oldest
		in England. We take some interest, you know," he added with a comical
		grimace, "in old English churches."</p>
		<p id="ix-p102">Wilfred Bohun did not smile, for humour was never his strong point.
		But he nodded rather eagerly, being only too ready to explain the
		Gothic splendours to someone more likely to be sympathetic than the
		Presbyterian blacksmith or the atheist cobbler.</p>
		<p id="ix-p103">"By all means," he said; "let us go in at this side." And he led the
		way into the high side entrance at the top of the flight of steps.
		Father Brown was mounting the first step to follow him when he felt a
		hand on his shoulder, and turned to behold the dark, thin figure of the
		doctor, his face darker yet with suspicion.</p>
		<p id="ix-p104">"Sir," said the physician harshly, "you appear to know some secrets
		in this black business. May I ask if you are going to keep them to
		yourself?"</p>
		<p id="ix-p105">"Why, doctor," answered the priest, smiling quite pleasantly, "there
		is one very good reason why a man of my trade should keep things to
		himself when he is not sure of them, and that is that it is so
		constantly his duty to keep them to himself when he is sure of them.
		But if you think I have been discourteously reticent with you or
		anyone, I will go to the extreme limit of my custom. I will give you
		two very large hints."</p>
		<p id="ix-p106">"Well, sir?" said the doctor gloomily.</p>
		<p id="ix-p107">"First," said Father Brown quietly, "the thing is quite in your own
		province. It is a matter of physical science. The blacksmith is
		mistaken, not perhaps in saying that the blow was divine, but certainly
		in saying that it came by a miracle. It was no miracle, doctor, except
		in so far as man is himself a miracle, with his strange and wicked and
		yet half-heroic heart. The force that smashed that skull was a force
		well known to scientists--one of the most frequently debated of the
		laws of nature."</p>
		<p id="ix-p108">The doctor, who was looking at him with frowning intentness, only
		said: "And the other hint?"</p>
		<p id="ix-p109">"The other hint is this," said the priest. "Do you remember the
		blacksmith, though he believes in miracles, talking scornfully of the
		impossible fairy tale that his hammer had wings and flew half a mile
		across country?"</p>
		<p id="ix-p110">"Yes," said the doctor, "I remember that."</p>
		<p id="ix-p111">"Well," added Father Brown, with a broad smile, "that fairy tale was
		the nearest thing to the real truth that has been said today." And with
		that he turned his back and stumped up the steps after the curate.</p>
		<p id="ix-p112">
		The Reverend Wilfred, who had been waiting for him,
		pale and impatient, as if this little delay were the last straw for his
		nerves, led him immediately to his favourite corner of the church, that
		part of the gallery closest to the carved roof and lit by the wonderful
		window with the angel. The little Latin priest explored and admired
		everything exhaustively, talking cheerfully but in a low voice all the
		time. When in the course of his investigation he found the side exit
		and the winding stair down which Wilfred had rushed to find his brother
		dead, Father Brown ran not down but up, with the agility of a monkey,
		and his clear voice came from an outer platform above.</p>
		<p id="ix-p113">"Come up here, Mr Bohun," he called. "The air will do you good."</p>
		<p id="ix-p114">Bohun followed him, and came out on a kind of stone gallery or
		balcony outside the building, from which one could see the illimitable
		plain in which their small hill stood, wooded away to the purple
		horizon and dotted with villages and farms. Clear and square, but quite
		small beneath them, was the blacksmith's yard, where the inspector
		still stood taking notes and the corpse still lay like a smashed
		fly.</p>
		<p id="ix-p115">"Might be the map of the world, mightn't it?" said Father Brown.</p>
		<p id="ix-p116">"Yes," said Bohun very gravely, and nodded his head.</p>
		<p id="ix-p117">Immediately beneath and about them the lines of the Gothic building
		plunged outwards into the void with a sickening swiftness akin to
		suicide. There is that element of Titan energy in the architecture of
		the Middle Ages that, from whatever aspect it be seen, it always seems
		to be rushing away, like the strong back of some maddened horse. This
		church was hewn out of ancient and silent stone, bearded with old
		fungoids and stained with the nests of birds. And yet, when they saw it
		from below, it sprang like a fountain at the stars; and when they saw
		it, as now, from above, it poured like a cataract into a voiceless pit.
		For these two men on the tower were left alone with the most terrible
		aspect of the Gothic; the monstrous foreshortening and disproportion,
		the dizzy perspectives, the glimpses of great things small and small
		things great; a topsy-turvydom of stone in the mid-air. Details of
		stone, enormous by their proximity, were relieved against a pattern of
		fields and farms, pygmy in their distance. A carved bird or beast at a
		corner seemed like some vast walking or flying dragon wasting the
		pastures and villages below. The whole atmosphere was dizzy and
		dangerous, as if men were upheld in air amid the gyrating wings of
		colossal genii; and the whole of that old church, as tall and rich as a
		cathedral, seemed to sit upon the sunlit country like a cloudburst.</p>
		<p id="ix-p118">"I think there is something rather dangerous about standing on these
		high places even to pray," said Father Brown. "Heights were made to be
		looked at, not to be looked from."</p>
		<p id="ix-p119">"Do you mean that one may fall over," asked Wilfred.</p>
		<p id="ix-p120">"I mean that one's soul may fall if one's body doesn't," said the
		other priest.</p>
		<p id="ix-p121">"I scarcely understand you," remarked Bohun indistinctly.</p>
		<p id="ix-p122">"Look at that blacksmith, for instance," went on Father Brown
		calmly; "a good man, but not a Christian--hard, imperious, unforgiving.
		Well, his Scotch religion was made up by men who prayed on hills and
		high crags, and learnt to look down on the world more than to look up
		at heaven. Humility is the mother of giants. One sees great things from
		the valley; only small things from the peak."</p>
		<p id="ix-p123">"But he--he didn't do it," said Bohun tremulously.</p>
		<p id="ix-p124">"No," said the other in an odd voice; "we know he didn't do it."</p>
		<p id="ix-p125">After a moment he resumed, looking tranquilly out over the plain
		with his pale grey eyes. "I knew a man," he said, "who began by
		worshipping with others before the altar, but who grew fond of high and
		lonely places to pray from, corners or niches in the belfry or the
		spire. And once in one of those dizzy places, where the whole world
		seemed to turn under him like a wheel, his brain turned also, and he
		fancied he was God. So that, though he was a good man, he committed a
		great crime."</p>
		<p id="ix-p126">Wilfred's face was turned away, but his bony hands turned blue and
		white as they tightened on the parapet of stone.</p>
		<p id="ix-p127">"He thought it was given to 
		<i>him</i> to judge the world and strike down the sinner. He would
		never have had such a thought if he had been kneeling with other men
		upon a floor. But he saw all men walking about like insects. He saw one
		especially strutting just below him, insolent and evident by a bright
		green hat--a poisonous insect."</p>
		<p id="ix-p128">Rooks cawed round the corners of the belfry; but there was no other
		sound till Father Brown went on.</p>
		<p id="ix-p129">"This also tempted him, that he had in his hand one of the most
		awful engines of nature; I mean gravitation, that mad and quickening
		rush by which all earth's creatures fly back to her heart when
		released. See, the inspector is strutting just below us in the smithy.
		If I were to toss a pebble over this parapet it would be something like
		a bullet by the time it struck him. If I were to drop a hammer--even a
		small hammer--"</p>
		<p id="ix-p130">Wilfred Bohun threw one leg over the parapet, and Father Brown had
		him in a minute by the collar.</p>
		<p id="ix-p131">"Not by that door," he said quite gently; "that door leads to
		hell."</p>
		<p id="ix-p132">Bohun staggered back against the wall, and stared at him with
		frightful eyes.</p>
		<p id="ix-p133">"How do you know all this?" he cried. "Are you a devil?"</p>
		<p id="ix-p134">"I am a man," answered Father Brown gravely; "and therefore have all
		devils in my heart. Listen to me," he said after a short pause. "I know
		what you did--at least, I can guess the great part of it. When you left
		your brother you were racked with no unrighteous rage, to the extent
		even that you snatched up a small hammer, half inclined to kill him
		with his foulness on his mouth. Recoiling, you thrust it under your
		buttoned coat instead, and rushed into the church. You pray wildly in
		many places, under the angel window, upon the platform above, and a
		higher platform still, from which you could see the colonel's Eastern
		hat like the back of a green beetle crawling about. Then something
		snapped in your soul, and you let God's thunderbolt fall."</p>
		<p id="ix-p135">Wilfred put a weak hand to his head, and asked in a low voice: "How
		did you know that his hat looked like a green beetle?"</p>
		<p id="ix-p136">"Oh, that," said the other with the shadow of a smile, "that was
		common sense. But hear me further. I say I know all this; but no one
		else shall know it. The next step is for you; I shall take no more
		steps; I will seal this with the seal of confession. If you ask me why,
		there are many reasons, and only one that concerns you. I leave things
		to you because you have not yet gone very far wrong, as assassins go.
		You did not help to fix the crime on the smith when it was easy; or on
		his wife, when that was easy. You tried to fix it on the imbecile
		because you knew that he could not suffer. That was one of the gleams
		that it is my business to find in assassins. And now come down into the
		village, and go your own way as free as the wind; for I have said my
		last word."</p>
		<p id="ix-p137">They went down the winding stairs in utter silence, and came out
		into the sunlight by the smithy. Wilfred Bohun carefully unlatched the
		wooden gate of the yard, and going up to the inspector, said: "I wish
		to give myself up; I have killed my brother."</p>
		<p id="ix-p138" />
  	
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<div1 title="X. The Eye of Apollo" prev="ix" next="xi" id="x">


		<p id="x-p1">
		That singular smoky sparkle, at once a confusion and a
		transparency, which is the strange secret of the Thames, was changing
		more and more from its grey to its glittering extreme as the sun
		climbed to the zenith over Westminster, and two men crossed Westminster
		Bridge. One man was very tall and the other very short; they might even
		have been fantastically compared to the arrogant clock-tower of
		Parliament and the humbler humped shoulders of the Abbey, for the short
		man was in clerical dress. The official description of the tall man was
		M. Hercule Flambeau, private detective, and he was going to his new
		offices in a new pile of flats facing the Abbey entrance. The official
		description of the short man was the Rev. J. Brown, attached to St
		Francis Xavier's Church, Camberwell, and he was coming from a
		Camberwell death-bed to see the new offices of his friend.</p>
		<p id="x-p2">The building was American in its sky-scraping altitude, and American
		also in the oiled elaboration of its machinery of telephones and lifts.
		But it was barely finished and still understaffed; only three tenants
		had moved in; the office just above Flambeau was occupied, as also was
		the office just below him; the two floors above that and the three
		floors below were entirely bare. But the first glance at the new tower
		of flats caught something much more arresting. Save for a few relics of
		scaffolding, the one glaring object was erected outside the office just
		above Flambeau's. It was an enormous gilt effigy of the human eye,
		surrounded with rays of gold, and taking up as much room as two or
		three of the office windows.</p>
		<p id="x-p3">"What on earth is that?" asked Father Brown, and stood still. "Oh, a
		new religion," said Flambeau, laughing; "one of those new religions
		that forgive your sins by saying you never had any. Rather like
		Christian Science, I should think. The fact is that a fellow calling
		himself Kalon (I don't know what his name is, except that it can't be
		that) has taken the flat just above me. I have two lady typewriters
		underneath me, and this enthusiastic old humbug on top. He calls
		himself the New Priest of Apollo, and he worships the sun."</p>
		<p id="x-p4">"Let him look out," said Father Brown. "The sun was the cruellest of
		all the gods. But what does that monstrous eye mean?"</p>
		<p id="x-p5">"As I understand it, it is a theory of theirs," answered Flambeau,
		"that a man can endure anything if his mind is quite steady. Their two
		great symbols are the sun and the open eye; for they say that if a man
		were really healthy he could stare at the sun."</p>
		<p id="x-p6">"If a man were really healthy," said Father Brown, "he would not
		bother to stare at it."</p>
		<p id="x-p7">"Well, that's all I can tell you about the new religion," went on
		Flambeau carelessly. "It claims, of course, that it can cure all
		physical diseases."</p>
		<p id="x-p8">"Can it cure the one spiritual disease?" asked Father Brown, with a
		serious curiosity.</p>
		<p id="x-p9">"And what is the one spiritual disease?" asked Flambeau,
		smiling.</p>
		<p id="x-p10">"Oh, thinking one is quite well," said his friend.</p>
		<p id="x-p11">Flambeau was more interested in the quiet little office below him
		than in the flamboyant temple above. He was a lucid Southerner,
		incapable of conceiving himself as anything but a Catholic or an
		atheist; and new religions of a bright and pallid sort were not much in
		his line. But humanity was always in his line, especially when it was
		good-looking; moreover, the ladies downstairs were characters in their
		way. The office was kept by two sisters, both slight and dark, one of
		them tall and striking. She had a dark, eager and aquiline profile, and
		was one of those women whom one always thinks of in profile, as of the
		clean-cut edge of some weapon. She seemed to cleave her way through
		life. She had eyes of startling brilliancy, but it was the brilliancy
		of steel rather than of diamonds; and her straight, slim figure was a
		shade too stiff for its grace. Her younger sister was like her
		shortened shadow, a little greyer, paler, and more insignificant. They
		both wore a business-like black, with little masculine cuffs and
		collars. There are thousands of such curt, strenuous ladies in the
		offices of London, but the interest of these lay rather in their real
		than their apparent position.</p>
		<p id="x-p12">For Pauline Stacey, the elder, was actually the heiress of a crest
		and half a county, as well as great wealth; she had been brought up in
		castles and gardens, before a frigid fierceness (peculiar to the modern
		woman) had driven her to what she considered a harsher and a higher
		existence. She had not, indeed, surrendered her money; in that there
		would have been a romantic or monkish abandon quite alien to her
		masterful utilitarianism. She held her wealth, she would say, for use
		upon practical social objects. Part of it she had put into her
		business, the nucleus of a model typewriting emporium; part of it was
		distributed in various leagues and causes for the advancement of such
		work among women. How far Joan, her sister and partner, shared this
		slightly prosaic idealism no one could be very sure. But she followed
		her leader with a dog-like affection which was somehow more attractive,
		with its touch of tragedy, than the hard, high spirits of the elder.
		For Pauline Stacey had nothing to say to tragedy; she was understood to
		deny its existence.</p>
		<p id="x-p13">Her rigid rapidity and cold impatience had amused Flambeau very much
		on the first occasion of his entering the flats. He had lingered
		outside the lift in the entrance-hall waiting for the lift-boy, who
		generally conducts strangers to the various floors. But this
		bright-eyed falcon of a girl had openly refused to endure such official
		delay. She said sharply that she knew all about the lift, and was not
		dependent on boys--or men either. Though her flat was only three floors
		above, she managed in the few seconds of ascent to give Flambeau a
		great many of her fundamental views in an off-hand manner; they were to
		the general effect that she was a modern working woman and loved modern
		working machinery. Her bright black eyes blazed with abstract anger
		against those who rebuke mechanic science and ask for the return of
		romance. Everyone, she said, ought to be able to manage machines, just
		as she could manage the lift. She seemed almost to resent the fact of
		Flambeau opening the lift-door for her; and that gentleman went up to
		his own apartments smiling with somewhat mingled feelings at the memory
		of such spit-fire self-dependence.</p>
		<p id="x-p14">She certainly had a temper, of a snappy, practical sort; the
		gestures of her thin, elegant hands were abrupt or even destructive.
		Once Flambeau entered her office on some typewriting business, and
		found she had just flung a pair of spectacles belonging to her sister
		into the middle of the floor and stamped on them. She was already in
		the rapids of an ethical tirade about the "sickly medical notions" and
		the morbid admission of weakness implied in such an apparatus. She
		dared her sister to bring such artificial, unhealthy rubbish into the
		place again. She asked if she was expected to wear wooden legs or false
		hair or glass eyes; and as she spoke her eyes sparkled like the
		terrible crystal.</p>
		<p id="x-p15">
		Flambeau, quite bewildered with this fanaticism, could
		not refrain from asking Miss Pauline (with direct French logic) why a
		pair of spectacles was a more morbid sign of weakness than a lift, and
		why, if science might help us in the one effort, it might not help us
		in the other.</p>
		<p id="x-p16">"That is 
		<i>so</i> different," said Pauline Stacey, loftily. "Batteries and
		motors and all those things are marks of the force of man--yes, Mr
		Flambeau, and the force of woman, too! We shall take our turn at these
		great engines that devour distance and defy time. That is high and
		splendid--that is really science. But these nasty props and plasters
		the doctors sell--why, they are just badges of poltroonery. Doctors
		stick on legs and arms as if we were born cripples and sick slaves. But
		I was free-born, Mr Flambeau! People only think they need these things
		because they have been trained in fear instead of being trained in
		power and courage, just as the silly nurses tell children not to stare
		at the sun, and so they can't do it without blinking. But why among the
		stars should there be one star I may not see? The sun is not my master,
		and I will open my eyes and stare at him whenever I choose."</p>
		<p id="x-p17">"Your eyes," said Flambeau, with a foreign bow, "will dazzle the
		sun." He took pleasure in complimenting this strange stiff beauty,
		partly because it threw her a little off her balance. But as he went
		upstairs to his floor he drew a deep breath and whistled, saying to
		himself: "So she has got into the hands of that conjurer upstairs with
		his golden eye." For, little as he knew or cared about the new religion
		of Kalon, he had heard of his special notion about sun-gazing.</p>
		<p id="x-p18">He soon discovered that the spiritual bond between the floors above
		and below him was close and increasing. The man who called himself
		Kalon was a magnificent creature, worthy, in a physical sense, to be
		the pontiff of Apollo. He was nearly as tall even as Flambeau, and very
		much better looking, with a golden beard, strong blue eyes, and a mane
		flung back like a lion's. In structure he was the blonde beast of
		Nietzsche, but all this animal beauty was heightened, brightened and
		softened by genuine intellect and spirituality. If he looked like one
		of the great Saxon kings, he looked like one of the kings that were
		also saints. And this despite the cockney incongruity of his
		surroundings; the fact that he had an office half-way up a building in
		Victoria Street; that the clerk (a commonplace youth in cuffs and
		collars) sat in the outer room, between him and the corridor; that his
		name was on a brass plate, and the gilt emblem of his creed hung above
		his street, like the advertisement of an oculist. All this vulgarity
		could not take away from the man called Kalon the vivid oppression and
		inspiration that came from his soul and body. When all was said, a man
		in the presence of this quack did feel in the presence of a great man.
		Even in the loose jacket-suit of linen that he wore as a workshop dress
		in his office he was a fascinating and formidable figure; and when
		robed in the white vestments and crowned with the golden circlet, in
		which he daily saluted the sun, he really looked so splendid that the
		laughter of the street people sometimes died suddenly on their lips.
		For three times in the day the new sun-worshipper went out on his
		little balcony, in the face of all Westminster, to say some litany to
		his shining lord: once at daybreak, once at sunset, and once at the
		shock of noon. And it was while the shock of noon still shook faintly
		from the towers of Parliament and parish church that Father Brown, the
		friend of Flambeau, first looked up and saw the white priest of
		Apollo.</p>
		<p id="x-p19">Flambeau had seen quite enough of these daily salutations of
		Phoebus, and plunged into the porch of the tall building without even
		looking for his clerical friend to follow. But Father Brown, whether
		from a professional interest in ritual or a strong individual interest
		in tomfoolery, stopped and stared up at the balcony of the
		sun-worshipper, just as he might have stopped and stared up at a Punch
		and Judy. Kalon the Prophet was already erect, with argent garments and
		uplifted hands, and the sound of his strangely penetrating voice could
		be heard all the way down the busy street uttering his solar litany. He
		was already in the middle of it; his eyes were fixed upon the flaming
		disc. It is doubtful if he saw anything or anyone on this earth; it is
		substantially certain that he did not see a stunted, round-faced priest
		who, in the crowd below, looked up at him with blinking eyes. That was
		perhaps the most startling difference between even these two
		far-divided men. Father Brown could not look at anything without
		blinking; but the priest of Apollo could look on the blaze at noon
		without a quiver of the eyelid.</p>
		<p id="x-p20">"O sun," cried the prophet, "O star that art too great to be allowed
		among the stars! O fountain that flowest quietly in that secret spot
		that is called space. White Father of all white unwearied things, white
		flames and white flowers and white peaks. Father, who art more innocent
		than all thy most innocent and quiet children; primal purity, into the
		peace of which--"</p>
		<p id="x-p21">A rush and crash like the reversed rush of a rocket was cloven with
		a strident and incessant yelling. Five people rushed into the gate of
		the mansions as three people rushed out, and for an instant they all
		deafened each other. The sense of some utterly abrupt horror seemed for
		a moment to fill half the street with bad news--bad news that was all
		the worse because no one knew what it was. Two figures remained still
		after the crash of commotion: the fair priest of Apollo on the balcony
		above, and the ugly priest of Christ below him.</p>
		<p id="x-p22">At last the tall figure and titanic energy of Flambeau appeared in
		the doorway of the mansions and dominated the little mob. Talking at
		the top of his voice like a fog-horn, he told somebody or anybody to go
		for a surgeon; and as he turned back into the dark and thronged
		entrance his friend Father Brown dipped in insignificantly after him.
		Even as he ducked and dived through the crowd he could still hear the
		magnificent melody and monotony of the solar priest still calling on
		the happy god who is the friend of fountains and flowers.</p>
		<p id="x-p23">Father Brown found Flambeau and some six other people standing round
		the enclosed space into which the lift commonly descended. But the lift
		had not descended. Something else had descended; something that ought
		to have come by a lift.</p>
		<p id="x-p24">For the last four minutes Flambeau had looked down on it; had seen
		the brained and bleeding figure of that beautiful woman who denied the
		existence of tragedy. He had never had the slightest doubt that it was
		Pauline Stacey; and, though he had sent for a doctor, he had not the
		slightest doubt that she was dead.</p>
		<p id="x-p25">He could not remember for certain whether he had liked her or
		disliked her; there was so much both to like and dislike. But she had
		been a person to him, and the unbearable pathos of details and habit
		stabbed him with all the small daggers of bereavement. He remembered
		her pretty face and priggish speeches with a sudden secret vividness
		which is all the bitterness of death. In an instant like a bolt from
		the blue, like a thunderbolt from nowhere, that beautiful and defiant
		body had been dashed down the open well of the lift to death at the
		bottom. Was it suicide? With so insolent an optimist it seemed
		impossible. Was it murder? But who was there in those hardly-inhabited
		flats to murder anybody? In a rush of raucous words, which he meant to
		be strong and suddenly found weak, he asked where was that fellow
		Kalon. A voice, habitually heavy, quiet and full, assured him that
		Kalon for the last fifteen minutes had been away up on his balcony
		worshipping his god. When Flambeau heard the voice, and felt the hand
		of Father Brown, he turned his swarthy face and said abruptly:</p>
		<p id="x-p26">"Then, if he has been up there all the time, who can have done
		it?"</p>
		<p id="x-p27">"Perhaps," said the other, "we might go upstairs and find out. We
		have half an hour before the police will move."</p>
		<p id="x-p28">
		Leaving the body of the slain heiress in charge of the
		surgeons, Flambeau dashed up the stairs to the typewriting office,
		found it utterly empty, and then dashed up to his own. Having entered
		that, he abruptly returned with a new and white face to his friend.</p>
		<p id="x-p29">"Her sister," he said, with an unpleasant seriousness, "her sister
		seems to have gone out for a walk."</p>
		<p id="x-p30">Father Brown nodded. "Or, she may have gone up to the office of that
		sun man," he said. "If I were you I should just verify that, and then
		let us all talk it over in your office. No," he added suddenly, as if
		remembering something, "shall I ever get over that stupidity of mine?
		Of course, in their office downstairs."</p>
		<p id="x-p31">Flambeau stared; but he followed the little father downstairs to the
		empty flat of the Staceys, where that impenetrable pastor took a large
		red-leather chair in the very entrance, from which he could see the
		stairs and landings, and waited. He did not wait very long. In about
		four minutes three figures descended the stairs, alike only in their
		solemnity. The first was Joan Stacey, the sister of the dead
		woman--evidently she 
		<i>had</i> been upstairs in the temporary temple of Apollo; the second
		was the priest of Apollo himself, his litany finished, sweeping down
		the empty stairs in utter magnificence--something in his white robes,
		beard and parted hair had the look of Doré's Christ leaving the
		Pretorium; the third was Flambeau, black browed and somewhat
		bewildered.</p>
		<p id="x-p32">Miss Joan Stacey, dark, with a drawn face and hair prematurely
		touched with grey, walked straight to her own desk and set out her
		papers with a practical flap. The mere action rallied everyone else to
		sanity. If Miss Joan Stacey was a criminal, she was a cool one. Father
		Brown regarded her for some time with an odd little smile, and then,
		without taking his eyes off her, addressed himself to somebody
		else.</p>
		<p id="x-p33">"Prophet," he said, presumably addressing Kalon, "I wish you would
		tell me a lot about your religion."</p>
		<p id="x-p34">"I shall be proud to do it," said Kalon, inclining his still crowned
		head, "but I am not sure that I understand."</p>
		<p id="x-p35">"Why, it's like this," said Father Brown, in his frankly doubtful
		way: "We are taught that if a man has really bad first principles, that
		must be partly his fault. But, for all that, we can make some
		difference between a man who insults his quite clear conscience and a
		man with a conscience more or less clouded with sophistries. Now, do
		you really think that murder is wrong at all?"</p>
		<p id="x-p36">"Is this an accusation?" asked Kalon very quietly.</p>
		<p id="x-p37">"No," answered Brown, equally gently, "it is the speech for the
		defence."</p>
		<p id="x-p38">In the long and startled stillness of the room the prophet of Apollo
		slowly rose; and really it was like the rising of the sun. He filled
		that room with his light and life in such a manner that a man felt he
		could as easily have filled Salisbury Plain. His robed form seemed to
		hang the whole room with classic draperies; his epic gesture seemed to
		extend it into grander perspectives, till the little black figure of
		the modern cleric seemed to be a fault and an intrusion, a round, black
		blot upon some splendour of Hellas.</p>
		<p id="x-p39">"We meet at last, Caiaphas," said the prophet. "Your church and mine
		are the only realities on this earth. I adore the sun, and you the
		darkening of the sun; you are the priest of the dying and I of the
		living God. Your present work of suspicion and slander is worthy of
		your coat and creed. All your church is but a black police; you are
		only spies and detectives seeking to tear from men confessions of
		guilt, whether by treachery or torture. You would convict men of crime,
		I would convict them of innocence. You would convince them of sin, I
		would convince them of virtue.</p>
		<p id="x-p40">"Reader of the books of evil, one more word before I blow away your
		baseless nightmares for ever. Not even faintly could you understand how
		little I care whether you can convict me or no. The things you call
		disgrace and horrible hanging are to me no more than an ogre in a
		child's toybook to a man once grown up. You said you were offering the
		speech for the defence. I care so little for the cloud-land of this
		life that I will offer you the speech for the prosecution. There is but
		one thing that can be said against me in this matter, and I will say it
		myself. The woman that is dead was my love and my bride; not after such
		manner as your tin chapels call lawful, but by a law purer and sterner
		than you will ever understand. She and I walked another world from
		yours, and trod palaces of crystal while you were plodding through
		tunnels and corridors of brick. Well, I know that policemen,
		theological and otherwise, always fancy that where there has been love
		there must soon be hatred; so there you have the first point made for
		the prosecution. But the second point is stronger; I do not grudge it
		you. Not only is it true that Pauline loved me, but it is also true
		that this very morning, before she died, she wrote at that table a will
		leaving me and my new church half a million. Come, where are the
		handcuffs? Do you suppose I care what foolish things you do with me?
		Penal servitude will only be like waiting for her at a wayside station.
		The gallows will only be going to her in a headlong car."</p>
		<p id="x-p41">He spoke with the brain-shaking authority of an orator, and Flambeau
		and Joan Stacey stared at him in amazed admiration. Father Brown's face
		seemed to express nothing but extreme distress; he looked at the ground
		with one wrinkle of pain across his forehead. The prophet of the sun
		leaned easily against the mantelpiece and resumed:</p>
		<p id="x-p42">"In a few words I have put before you the whole case against me--the
		only possible case against me. In fewer words still I will blow it to
		pieces, so that not a trace of it remains. As to whether I have
		committed this crime, the truth is in one sentence: I could not have
		committed this crime. Pauline Stacey fell from this floor to the ground
		at five minutes past twelve. A hundred people will go into the
		witness-box and say that I was standing out upon the balcony of my own
		rooms above from just before the stroke of noon to a quarter-past--the
		usual period of my public prayers. My clerk (a respectable youth from
		Clapham, with no sort of connection with me) will swear that he sat in
		my outer office all the morning, and that no communication passed
		through. He will swear that I arrived a full ten minutes before the
		hour, fifteen minutes before any whisper of the accident, and that I
		did not leave the office or the balcony all that time. No one ever had
		so complete an alibi; I could subpoena half Westminster. I think you
		had better put the handcuffs away again. The case is at an end.</p>
		<p id="x-p43">"But last of all, that no breath of this idiotic suspicion remain in
		the air, I will tell you all you want to know. I believe I do know how
		my unhappy friend came by her death. You can, if you choose, blame me
		for it, or my faith and philosophy at least; but you certainly cannot
		lock me up. It is well known to all students of the higher truths that
		certain adepts and 
		<i>illuminati</i> have in history attained the power of
		levitation--that is, of being self-sustained upon the empty air. It is
		but a part of that general conquest of matter which is the main element
		in our occult wisdom. Poor Pauline was of an impulsive and ambitious
		temper. I think, to tell the truth, she thought herself somewhat deeper
		in the mysteries than she was; and she has often said to me, as we went
		down in the lift together, that if one's will were strong enough, one
		could float down as harmlessly as a feather. I solemnly believe that in
		some ecstasy of noble thoughts she attempted the miracle. Her will, or
		faith, must have failed her at the crucial instant, and the lower law
		of matter had its horrible revenge. There is the whole story,
		gentlemen, very sad and, as you think, very presumptuous and wicked,
		but certainly not criminal or in any way connected with me. In the
		short-hand of the police-courts, you had better call it suicide. I
		shall always call it heroic failure for the advance of science and the
		slow scaling of heaven."</p>
		<p id="x-p44">
		It was the first time Flambeau had ever seen Father
		Brown vanquished. He still sat looking at the ground, with a painful
		and corrugated brow, as if in shame. It was impossible to avoid the
		feeling which the prophet's winged words had fanned, that here was a
		sullen, professional suspecter of men overwhelmed by a prouder and
		purer spirit of natural liberty and health. At last he said, blinking
		as if in bodily distress: "Well, if that is so, sir, you need do no
		more than take the testamentary paper you spoke of and go. I wonder
		where the poor lady left it."</p>
		<p id="x-p45">"It will be over there on her desk by the door, I think," said
		Kalon, with that massive innocence of manner that seemed to acquit him
		wholly. "She told me specially she would write it this morning, and I
		actually saw her writing as I went up in the lift to my own room."</p>
		<p id="x-p46">"Was her door open then?" asked the priest, with his eye on the
		corner of the matting.</p>
		<p id="x-p47">"Yes," said Kalon calmly.</p>
		<p id="x-p48">"Ah! it has been open ever since," said the other, and resumed his
		silent study of the mat.</p>
		<p id="x-p49">"There is a paper over here," said the grim Miss Joan, in a somewhat
		singular voice. She had passed over to her sister's desk by the
		doorway, and was holding a sheet of blue foolscap in her hand. There
		was a sour smile on her face that seemed unfit for such a scene or
		occasion, and Flambeau looked at her with a darkening brow.</p>
		<p id="x-p50">Kalon the prophet stood away from the paper with that loyal
		unconsciousness that had carried him through. But Flambeau took it out
		of the lady's hand, and read it with the utmost amazement. It did,
		indeed, begin in the formal manner of a will, but after the words "I
		give and bequeath all of which I die possessed" the writing abruptly
		stopped with a set of scratches, and there was no trace of the name of
		any legatee. Flambeau, in wonder, handed this truncated testament to
		his clerical friend, who glanced at it and silently gave it to the
		priest of the sun.</p>
		<p id="x-p51">An instant afterwards that pontiff, in his splendid sweeping
		draperies, had crossed the room in two great strides, and was towering
		over Joan Stacey, his blue eyes standing from his head.</p>
		<p id="x-p52">"What monkey tricks have you been playing here?" he cried. "That's
		not all Pauline wrote."</p>
		<p id="x-p53">They were startled to hear him speak in quite a new voice, with a
		Yankee shrillness in it; all his grandeur and good English had fallen
		from him like a cloak.</p>
		<p id="x-p54">"That is the only thing on her desk," said Joan, and confronted him
		steadily with the same smile of evil favour.</p>
		<p id="x-p55">Of a sudden the man broke out into blasphemies and cataracts of
		incredulous words. There was something shocking about the dropping of
		his mask; it was like a man's real face falling off.</p>
		<p id="x-p56">"See here!" he cried in broad American, when he was breathless with
		cursing, "I may be an adventurer, but I guess you're a murderess. Yes,
		gentlemen, here's your death explained, and without any levitation. The
		poor girl is writing a will in my favour; her cursed sister comes in,
		struggles for the pen, drags her to the well, and throws her down
		before she can finish it. Sakes! I reckon we want the handcuffs after
		all."</p>
		<p id="x-p57">"As you have truly remarked," replied Joan, with ugly calm, "your
		clerk is a very respectable young man, who knows the nature of an oath;
		and he will swear in any court that I was up in your office arranging
		some typewriting work for five minutes before and five minutes after my
		sister fell. Mr Flambeau will tell you that he found me there."</p>
		<p id="x-p58">There was a silence.</p>
		<p id="x-p59">"Why, then," cried Flambeau, "Pauline was alone when she fell, and
		it was suicide!"</p>
		<p id="x-p60">"She was alone when she fell," said Father Brown, "but it was not
		suicide."</p>
		<p id="x-p61">"Then how did she die?" asked Flambeau impatiently.</p>
		<p id="x-p62">"She was murdered."</p>
		<p id="x-p63">"But she was alone," objected the detective.</p>
		<p id="x-p64">"She was murdered when she was all alone," answered the priest.</p>
		<p id="x-p65">All the rest stared at him, but he remained sitting in the same old
		dejected attitude, with a wrinkle in his round forehead and an
		appearance of impersonal shame and sorrow; his voice was colourless and
		sad.</p>
		<p id="x-p66">
		"What I want to know," cried Kalon, with an oath, "is
		when the police are coming for this bloody and wicked sister. She's
		killed her flesh and blood; she's robbed me of half a million that was
		just as sacredly mine as--"</p>
		<p id="x-p67">"Come, come, prophet," interrupted Flambeau, with a kind of sneer;
		"remember that all this world is a cloudbank."</p>
		<p id="x-p68">The hierophant of the sun-god made an effort to climb back on his
		pedestal. "It is not the mere money," he cried, "though that would
		equip the cause throughout the world. It is also my beloved one's
		wishes. To Pauline all this was holy. In Pauline's eyes--"</p>
		<p id="x-p69">Father Brown suddenly sprang erect, so that his chair fell over flat
		behind him. He was deathly pale, yet he seemed fired with a hope; his
		eyes shone.</p>
		<p id="x-p70">"That's it!" he cried in a clear voice. "That's the way to begin. In
		Pauline's eyes--"</p>
		<p id="x-p71">The tall prophet retreated before the tiny priest in an almost mad
		disorder. "What do you mean? How dare you?" he cried repeatedly.</p>
		<p id="x-p72">"In Pauline's eyes," repeated the priest, his own shining more and
		more. "Go on--in God's name, go on. The foulest crime the fiends ever
		prompted feels lighter after confession; and I implore you to confess.
		Go on, go on--in Pauline's eyes--"</p>
		<p id="x-p73">"Let me go, you devil!" thundered Kalon, struggling like a giant in
		bonds. "Who are you, you cursed spy, to weave your spiders' webs round
		me, and peep and peer? Let me go."</p>
		<p id="x-p74">"Shall I stop him?" asked Flambeau, bounding towards the exit, for
		Kalon had already thrown the door wide open.</p>
		<p id="x-p75">"No; let him pass," said Father Brown, with a strange deep sigh that
		seemed to come from the depths of the universe. "Let Cain pass by, for
		he belongs to God"</p>
		<p id="x-p76">There was a long-drawn silence in the room when he had left it,
		which was to Flambeau's fierce wits one long agony of interrogation.
		Miss Joan Stacey very coolly tidied up the papers on her desk.</p>
		<p id="x-p77">"Father," said Flambeau at last, "it is my duty, not my curiosity
		only--it is my duty to find out, if I can, who committed the
		crime."</p>
		<p id="x-p78">"Which crime?" asked Father Brown.</p>
		<p id="x-p79">"The one we are dealing with, of course," replied his impatient
		friend.</p>
		<p id="x-p80">"We are dealing with two crimes," said Brown, "crimes of very
		different weight--and by very different criminals."</p>
		<p id="x-p81">Miss Joan Stacey, having collected and put away her papers,
		proceeded to lock up her drawer. Father Brown went on, noticing her as
		little as she noticed him.</p>
		<p id="x-p82">"The two crimes," he observed, "were committed against the same
		weakness of the same person, in a struggle for her money. The author of
		the larger crime found himself thwarted by the smaller crime; the
		author of the smaller crime got the money."</p>
		<p id="x-p83">"Oh, don't go on like a lecturer," groaned Flambeau; "put it in a
		few words."</p>
		<p id="x-p84">"I can put it in one word," answered his friend.</p>
		<p id="x-p85">Miss Joan Stacey skewered her business-like black hat on to her head
		with a business-like black frown before a little mirror, and, as the
		conversation proceeded, took her handbag and umbrella in an unhurried
		style, and left the room.</p>
		<p id="x-p86">"The truth is one word, and a short one," said Father Brown.
		"Pauline Stacey was blind."</p>
		<p id="x-p87">"Blind!" repeated Flambeau, and rose slowly to his whole huge
		stature.</p>
		<p id="x-p88">"She was subject to it by blood," Brown proceeded. "Her sister would
		have started eyeglasses if Pauline would have let her; but it was her
		special philosophy or fad that one must not encourage such diseases by
		yielding to them. She would not admit the cloud; or she tried to dispel
		it by will. So her eyes got worse and worse with straining; but the
		worst strain was to come. It came with this precious prophet, or
		whatever he calls himself, who taught her to stare at the hot sun with
		the naked eye. It was called accepting Apollo. Oh, if these new pagans
		would only be old pagans, they would be a little wiser! The old pagans
		knew that mere naked Nature-worship must have a cruel side. They knew
		that the eye of Apollo can blast and blind."</p>
		<p id="x-p89">There was a pause, and the priest went on in a gentle and even
		broken voice. "Whether or no that devil deliberately made her blind,
		there is no doubt that he deliberately killed her through her
		blindness. The very simplicity of the crime is sickening. You know he
		and she went up and down in those lifts without official help; you know
		also how smoothly and silently the lifts slide. Kalon brought the lift
		to the girl's landing, and saw her, through the open door, writing in
		her slow, sightless way the will she had promised him. He called out to
		her cheerily that he had the lift ready for her, and she was to come
		out when she was ready. Then he pressed a button and shot soundlessly
		up to his own floor, walked through his own office, out on to his own
		balcony, and was safely praying before the crowded street when the poor
		girl, having finished her work, ran gaily out to where lover and lift
		were to receive her, and stepped--"</p>
		<p id="x-p90">"Don't!" cried Flambeau.</p>
		<p id="x-p91">"He ought to have got half a million by pressing that button,"
		continued the little father, in the colourless voice in which he talked
		of such horrors. "But that went smash. It went smash because there
		happened to be another person who also wanted the money, and who also
		knew the secret about poor Pauline's sight. There was one thing about
		that will that I think nobody noticed: although it was unfinished and
		without signature, the other Miss Stacey and some servant of hers had
		already signed it as witnesses. Joan had signed first, saying Pauline
		could finish it later, with a typical feminine contempt for legal
		forms. Therefore, Joan wanted her sister to sign the will without real
		witnesses. Why? I thought of the blindness, and felt sure she had
		wanted Pauline to sign in solitude because she had wanted her not to
		sign at all.</p>
		<p id="x-p92">"People like the Staceys always use fountain pens; but this was
		specially natural to Pauline. By habit and her strong will and memory
		she could still write almost as well as if she saw; but she could not
		tell when her pen needed dipping. Therefore, her fountain pens were
		carefully filled by her sister--all except this fountain pen. This was
		carefully 
		<i>not</i> filled by her sister; the remains of the ink held out for a
		few lines and then failed altogether. And the prophet lost five hundred
		thousand pounds and committed one of the most brutal and brilliant
		murders in human history for nothing."</p>
		<p id="x-p93">Flambeau went to the open door and heard the official police
		ascending the stairs. He turned and said: "You must have followed
		everything devilish close to have traced the crime to Kalon in ten
		minutes."</p>
		<p id="x-p94">Father Brown gave a sort of start.</p>
		<p id="x-p95">"Oh! to him," he said. "No; I had to follow rather close to find out
		about Miss Joan and the fountain pen. But I knew Kalon was the criminal
		before I came into the front door."</p>
		<p id="x-p96">"You must be joking!" cried Flambeau.</p>
		<p id="x-p97">"I'm quite serious," answered the priest. "I tell you I knew he had
		done it, even before I knew what he had done."</p>
		<p id="x-p98">"But why?"</p>
		<p id="x-p99">"These pagan stoics," said Brown reflectively, "always fail by their
		strength. There came a crash and a scream down the street, and the
		priest of Apollo did not start or look round. I did not know what it
		was. But I knew that he was expecting it."</p>
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<div1 title="XI. Sign of the Broken Sword" prev="x" next="xii" id="xi">


		<p id="xi-p1">
		The thousand arms of the forest were grey, and its
		million fingers silver. In a sky of dark green-blue like slate the
		stars were bleak and brilliant like splintered ice. All that thickly
		wooded and sparsely tenanted countryside was stiff with a bitter and
		brittle frost. The black hollows between the trunks of the trees looked
		like bottomless, black caverns of that Scandinavian hell, a hell of
		incalculable cold. Even the square stone tower of the church looked
		northern to the point of heathenry, as if it were some barbaric tower
		among the sea rocks of Iceland. It was a queer night for anyone to
		explore a churchyard. But, on the other hand, perhaps it was worth
		exploring.</p>
		<p id="xi-p2">It rose abruptly out of the ashen wastes of forest in a sort of hump
		or shoulder of green turf that looked grey in the starlight. Most of
		the graves were on a slant, and the path leading up to the church was
		as steep as a staircase. On the top of the hill, in the one flat and
		prominent place, was the monument for which the place was famous. It
		contrasted strangely with the featureless graves all round, for it was
		the work of one of the greatest sculptors of modern Europe; and yet his
		fame was at once forgotten in the fame of the man whose image he had
		made. It showed, by touches of the small silver pencil of starlight,
		the massive metal figure of a soldier recumbent, the strong hands
		sealed in an everlasting worship, the great head pillowed upon a gun.
		The venerable face was bearded, or rather whiskered, in the old, heavy
		Colonel Newcome fashion. The uniform, though suggested with the few
		strokes of simplicity, was that of modern war. By his right side lay a
		sword, of which the tip was broken off; on the left side lay a Bible.
		On glowing summer afternoons wagonettes came full of Americans and
		cultured suburbans to see the sepulchre; but even then they felt the
		vast forest land with its one dumpy dome of churchyard and church as a
		place oddly dumb and neglected. In this freezing darkness of mid-winter
		one would think he might be left alone with the stars. Nevertheless, in
		the stillness of those stiff woods a wooden gate creaked, and two dim
		figures dressed in black climbed up the little path to the tomb.</p>
		<p id="xi-p3">So faint was that frigid starlight that nothing could have been
		traced about them except that while they both wore black, one man was
		enormously big, and the other (perhaps by contrast) almost startlingly
		small. They went up to the great graven tomb of the historic warrior,
		and stood for a few minutes staring at it. There was no human, perhaps
		no living, thing for a wide circle; and a morbid fancy might well have
		wondered if they were human themselves. In any case, the beginning of
		their conversation might have seemed strange. After the first silence
		the small man said to the other:</p>
		<p id="xi-p4">"Where does a wise man hide a pebble?"</p>
		<p id="xi-p5">And the tall man answered in a low voice: "On the beach."</p>
		<p id="xi-p6">The small man nodded, and after a short silence said: "Where does a
		wise man hide a leaf?"</p>
		<p id="xi-p7">And the other answered: "In the forest."</p>
		<p id="xi-p8">There was another stillness, and then the tall man resumed: "Do you
		mean that when a wise man has to hide a real diamond he has been known
		to hide it among sham ones?"</p>
		<p id="xi-p9">"No, no," said the little man with a laugh, "we will let bygones be
		bygones."</p>
		<p id="xi-p10">He stamped his cold feet for a second or two, and then said: "I'm
		not thinking of that at all, but of something else; something rather
		peculiar. Just strike a match, will you?"</p>
		<p id="xi-p11">The big man fumbled in his pocket, and soon a scratch and a flare
		painted gold the whole flat side of the monument. On it was cut in
		black letters the well-known words which so many Americans had
		reverently read: "Sacred to the Memory of General Sir Arthur St Clare,
		Hero and Martyr, who Always Vanquished his Enemies and Always Spared
		Them, and Was Treacherously Slain by Them at Last. May God in Whom he
		Trusted both Reward and Revenge him."</p>
		<p id="xi-p12">The match burnt the big man's fingers, blackened, and dropped. He
		was about to strike another, but his small companion stopped him.
		"That's all right, Flambeau, old man; I saw what I wanted. Or, rather,
		I didn't see what I didn't want. And now we must walk a mile and a half
		along the road to the next inn, and I will try to tell you all about
		it. For Heaven knows a man should have a fire and ale when he dares
		tell such a story."</p>
		<p id="xi-p13">They descended the precipitous path, they re-latched the rusty gate,
		and set off at a stamping, ringing walk down the frozen forest road.
		They had gone a full quarter of a mile before the smaller man spoke
		again. He said: "Yes; the wise man hides a pebble on the beach. But
		what does he do if there is no beach? Do you know anything of that
		great St Clare trouble?"</p>
		<p id="xi-p14">"I know nothing about English generals, Father Brown," answered the
		large man, laughing, "though a little about English policemen. I only
		know that you have dragged me a precious long dance to all the shrines
		of this fellow, whoever he is. One would think he got buried in six
		different places. I've seen a memorial to General St Clare in
		Westminster Abbey. I've seen a ramping equestrian statue of General St
		Clare on the Embankment. I've seen a medallion of St Clare in the
		street he was born in, and another in the street he lived in; and now
		you drag me after dark to his coffin in the village churchyard. I am
		beginning to be a bit tired of his magnificent personality, especially
		as I don't in the least know who he was. What are you hunting for in
		all these crypts and effigies?"</p>
		<p id="xi-p15">"I am only looking for one word," said Father Brown. "A word that
		isn't there."</p>
		<p id="xi-p16">"Well," asked Flambeau; "are you going to tell me anything about
		it?"</p>
		<p id="xi-p17">"I must divide it into two parts," remarked the priest. "First there
		is what everybody knows; and then there is what I know. Now, what
		everybody knows is short and plain enough. It is also entirely
		wrong."</p>
		<p id="xi-p18">"Right you are," said the big man called Flambeau cheerfully. "Let's
		begin at the wrong end. Let's begin with what everybody knows, which
		isn't true."</p>
		<p id="xi-p19">"If not wholly untrue, it is at least very inadequate," continued
		Brown; "for in point of fact, all that the public knows amounts
		precisely to this: The public knows that Arthur St Clare was a great
		and successful English general. It knows that after splendid yet
		careful campaigns both in India and Africa he was in command against
		Brazil when the great Brazilian patriot Olivier issued his ultimatum.
		It knows that on that occasion St Clare with a very small force
		attacked Olivier with a very large one, and was captured after heroic
		resistance. And it knows that after his capture, and to the abhorrence
		of the civilised world, St Clare was hanged on the nearest tree. He was
		found swinging there after the Brazilians had retired, with his broken
		sword hung round his neck."</p>
		<p id="xi-p20">"And that popular story is untrue?" suggested Flambeau.</p>
		<p id="xi-p21">"No," said his friend quietly, "that story is quite true, so far as
		it goes."</p>
		<p id="xi-p22">"Well, I think it goes far enough!" said Flambeau; "but if the
		popular story is true, what is the mystery?"</p>
		<p id="xi-p23">They had passed many hundreds of grey and ghostly trees before the
		little priest answered. Then he bit his finger reflectively and said:
		"Why, the mystery is a mystery of psychology. Or, rather, it is a
		mystery of two psychologies. In that Brazilian business two of the most
		famous men of modern history acted flat against their characters. Mind
		you, Olivier and St Clare were both heroes--the old thing, and no
		mistake; it was like the fight between Hector and Achilles. Now, what
		would you say to an affair in which Achilles was timid and Hector was
		treacherous?"</p>
		<p id="xi-p24">"Go on," said the large man impatiently as the other bit his finger
		again.</p>
		<p id="xi-p25">
		"Sir Arthur St Clare was a soldier of the old
		religious type--the type that saved us during the Mutiny," continued
		Brown. "He was always more for duty than for dash; and with all his
		personal courage was decidedly a prudent commander, particularly
		indignant at any needless waste of soldiers. Yet in this last battle he
		attempted something that a baby could see was absurd. One need not be a
		strategist to see it was as wild as wind; just as one need not be a
		strategist to keep out of the way of a motor-bus. Well, that is the
		first mystery; what had become of the English general's head? The
		second riddle is, what had become of the Brazilian general's heart?
		President Olivier might be called a visionary or a nuisance; but even
		his enemies admitted that he was magnanimous to the point of knight
		errantry. Almost every other prisoner he had ever captured had been set
		free or even loaded with benefits. Men who had really wronged him came
		away touched by his simplicity and sweetness. Why the deuce should he
		diabolically revenge himself only once in his life; and that for the
		one particular blow that could not have hurt him? Well, there you have
		it. One of the wisest men in the world acted like an idiot for no
		reason. One of the best men in the world acted like a fiend for no
		reason. That's the long and the short of it; and I leave it to you, my
		boy."</p>
		<p id="xi-p26">"No, you don't," said the other with a snort. "I leave it to you;
		and you jolly well tell me all about it."</p>
		<p id="xi-p27">"Well," resumed Father Brown, "it's not fair to say that the public
		impression is just what I've said, without adding that two things have
		happened since. I can't say they threw a new light; for nobody can make
		sense of them. But they threw a new kind of darkness; they threw the
		darkness in new directions. The first was this. The family physician of
		the St Clares quarrelled with that family, and began publishing a
		violent series of articles, in which he said that the late general was
		a religious maniac; but as far as the tale went, this seemed to mean
		little more than a religious man. Anyhow, the story fizzled out.
		Everyone knew, of course, that St Clare had some of the eccentricities
		of puritan piety. The second incident was much more arresting. In the
		luckless and unsupported regiment which made that rash attempt at the
		Black River there was a certain Captain Keith, who was at that time
		engaged to St Clare's daughter, and who afterwards married her. He was
		one of those who were captured by Olivier, and, like all the rest
		except the general, appears to have been bounteously treated and
		promptly set free. Some twenty years afterwards this man, then
		Lieutenant-Colonel Keith, published a sort of autobiography called 
		<i>A British Officer in Burmah and Brazil</i>. In the place where the
		reader looks eagerly for some account of the mystery of St Clare's
		disaster may be found the following words: `Everywhere else in this
		book I have narrated things exactly as they occurred, holding as I do
		the old-fashioned opinion that the glory of England is old enough to
		take care of itself. The exception I shall make is in this matter of
		the defeat by the Black River; and my reasons, though private, are
		honourable and compelling. I will, however, add this in justice to the
		memories of two distinguished men. General St Clare has been accused of
		incapacity on this occasion; I can at least testify that this action,
		properly understood, was one of the most brilliant and sagacious of his
		life. President Olivier by similar report is charged with savage
		injustice. I think it due to the honour of an enemy to say that he
		acted on this occasion with even more than his characteristic good
		feeling. To put the matter popularly, I can assure my countrymen that
		St Clare was by no means such a fool nor Olivier such a brute as he
		looked. This is all I have to say; nor shall any earthly consideration
		induce me to add a word.'"</p>
		<p id="xi-p28">A large frozen moon like a lustrous snowball began to show through
		the tangle of twigs in front of them, and by its light the narrator had
		been able to refresh his memory of Captain Keith's text from a scrap of
		printed paper. As he folded it up and put it back in his pocket
		Flambeau threw up his hand with a French gesture.</p>
		<p id="xi-p29">"Wait a bit, wait a bit," he cried excitedly. "I believe I can guess
		it at the first go."</p>
		<p id="xi-p30">He strode on, breathing hard, his black head and bull neck forward,
		like a man winning a walking race. The little priest, amused and
		interested, had some trouble in trotting beside him. Just before them
		the trees fell back a little to left and right, and the road swept
		downwards across a clear, moonlit valley, till it dived again like a
		rabbit into the wall of another wood. The entrance to the farther
		forest looked small and round, like the black hole of a remote railway
		tunnel. But it was within some hundred yards, and gaped like a cavern
		before Flambeau spoke again.</p>
		<p id="xi-p31">"I've got it," he cried at last, slapping his thigh with his great
		hand. "Four minutes' thinking, and I can tell your whole story
		myself."</p>
		<p id="xi-p32">"All right," assented his friend. "You tell it."</p>
		<p id="xi-p33">Flambeau lifted his head, but lowered his voice. "General Sir Arthur
		St Clare," he said, "came of a family in which madness was hereditary;
		and his whole aim was to keep this from his daughter, and even, if
		possible, from his future son-in-law. Rightly or wrongly, he thought
		the final collapse was close, and resolved on suicide. Yet ordinary
		suicide would blazon the very idea he dreaded. As the campaign
		approached the clouds came thicker on his brain; and at last in a mad
		moment he sacrificed his public duty to his private. He rushed rashly
		into battle, hoping to fall by the first shot. When he found that he
		had only attained capture and discredit, the sealed bomb in his brain
		burst, and he broke his own sword and hanged himself."</p>
		<p id="xi-p34">He stared firmly at the grey façade of forest in front of him,
		with the one black gap in it, like the mouth of the grave, into which
		their path plunged. Perhaps something menacing in the road thus
		suddenly swallowed reinforced his vivid vision of the tragedy, for he
		shuddered.</p>
		<p id="xi-p35">"A horrid story," he said.</p>
		<p id="xi-p36">"A horrid story," repeated the priest with bent head. "But not the
		real story."</p>
		<p id="xi-p37">Then he threw back his head with a sort of despair and cried: "Oh, I
		wish it had been."</p>
		<p id="xi-p38">The tall Flambeau faced round and stared at him.</p>
		<p id="xi-p39">"Yours is a clean story," cried Father Brown, deeply moved. "A
		sweet, pure, honest story, as open and white as that moon. Madness and
		despair are innocent enough. There are worse things, Flambeau."</p>
		<p id="xi-p40">Flambeau looked up wildly at the moon thus invoked; and from where
		he stood one black tree-bough curved across it exactly like a devil's
		horn.</p>
		<p id="xi-p41">"Father--father," cried Flambeau with the French gesture and
		stepping yet more rapidly forward, "do you mean it was worse than
		that?"</p>
		<p id="xi-p42">"Worse than that," said the other like a grave echo. And they
		plunged into the black cloister of the woodland, which ran by them in a
		dim tapestry of trunks, like one of the dark corridors in a dream.</p>
		<p id="xi-p43">They were soon in the most secret entrails of the wood, and felt
		close about them foliage that they could not see, when the priest said
		again:</p>
		<p id="xi-p44">"Where does a wise man hide a leaf? In the forest. But what does he
		do if there is no forest?"</p>
		<p id="xi-p45">"Well, well," cried Flambeau irritably, "what does he do?"</p>
		<p id="xi-p46">"He grows a forest to hide it in," said the priest in an obscure
		voice. "A fearful sin."</p>
		<p id="xi-p47">"Look here," cried his friend impatiently, for the dark wood and the
		dark saying got a little on his nerves; will you tell me this story or
		not? What other evidence is there to go on?"</p>
		<p id="xi-p48">"There are three more bits of evidence," said the other, "that I
		have dug up in holes and corners; and I will give them in logical
		rather than chronological order. First of all, of course, our authority
		for the issue and event of the battle is in Olivier's own dispatches,
		which are lucid enough. He was entrenched with two or three regiments
		on the heights that swept down to the Black River, on the other side of
		which was lower and more marshy ground. Beyond this again was gently
		rising country, on which was the first English outpost, supported by
		others which lay, however, considerably in its rear. The British forces
		as a whole were greatly superior in numbers; but this particular
		regiment was just far enough from its base to make Olivier consider the
		project of crossing the river to cut it off. By sunset, however, he had
		decided to retain his own position, which was a specially strong one.
		At daybreak next morning he was thunderstruck to see that this stray
		handful of English, entirely unsupported from their rear, had flung
		themselves across the river, half by a bridge to the right, and the
		other half by a ford higher up, and were massed upon the marshy bank
		below him.</p>
		<p id="xi-p49">
		"That they should attempt an attack with such numbers
		against such a position was incredible enough; but Olivier noticed
		something yet more extraordinary. For instead of attempting to seize
		more solid ground, this mad regiment, having put the river in its rear
		by one wild charge, did nothing more, but stuck there in the mire like
		flies in treacle. Needless to say, the Brazilians blew great gaps in
		them with artillery, which they could only return with spirited but
		lessening rifle fire. Yet they never broke; and Olivier's curt account
		ends with a strong tribute of admiration for the mystic valour of these
		imbeciles. `Our line then advanced finally,' writes Olivier, `and drove
		them into the river; we captured General St Clare himself and several
		other officers. The colonel and the major had both fallen in the
		battle. I cannot resist saying that few finer sights can have been seen
		in history than the last stand of this extraordinary regiment; wounded
		officers picking up the rifles of dead soldiers, and the general
		himself facing us on horseback bare-headed and with a broken sword.' On
		what happened to the general afterwards Olivier is as silent as Captain
		Keith."</p>
		<p id="xi-p50">"Well," grunted Flambeau, "get on to the next bit of evidence."</p>
		<p id="xi-p51">"The next evidence," said Father Brown, "took some time to find, but
		it will not take long to tell. I found at last in an almshouse down in
		the Lincolnshire Fens, an old soldier who not only was wounded at the
		Black River, but had actually knelt beside the colonel of the regiment
		when he died. This latter was a certain Colonel Clancy, a big bull of
		an Irishman; and it would seem that he died almost as much of rage as
		of bullets. He, at any rate, was not responsible for that ridiculous
		raid; it must have been imposed on him by the general. His last
		edifying words, according to my informant, were these: `And there goes
		the damned old donkey with the end of his sword knocked off. I wish it
		was his head.' You will remark that everyone seems to have noticed this
		detail about the broken sword blade, though most people regard it
		somewhat more reverently than did the late Colonel Clancy. And now for
		the third fragment."</p>
		<p id="xi-p52">Their path through the woodland began to go upward, and the speaker
		paused a little for breath before he went on. Then he continued in the
		same business-like tone:</p>
		<p id="xi-p53">"Only a month or two ago a certain Brazilian official died in
		England, having quarrelled with Olivier and left his country. He was a
		well-known figure both here and on the Continent, a Spaniard named
		Espado; I knew him myself, a yellow-faced old dandy, with a hooked
		nose. For various private reasons I had permission to see the documents
		he had left; he was a Catholic, of course, and I had been with him
		towards the end. There was nothing of his that lit up any corner of the
		black St Clare business, except five or six common exercise books
		filled with the diary of some English soldier. I can only suppose that
		it was found by the Brazilians on one of those that fell. Anyhow, it
		stopped abruptly the night before the battle.</p>
		<p id="xi-p54">"But the account of that last day in the poor fellow's life was
		certainly worth reading. I have it on me; but it's too dark to read it
		here, and I will give you a résumé. The first part of that
		entry is full of jokes, evidently flung about among the men, about
		somebody called the Vulture. It does not seem as if this person,
		whoever he was, was one of themselves, nor even an Englishman; neither
		is he exactly spoken of as one of the enemy. It sounds rather as if he
		were some local go-between and non-combatant; perhaps a guide or a
		journalist. He has been closeted with old Colonel Clancy; but is more
		often seen talking to the major. Indeed, the major is somewhat
		prominent in this soldier's narrative; a lean, dark-haired man,
		apparently, of the name of Murray--a north of Ireland man and a
		Puritan. There are continual jests about the contrast between this
		Ulsterman's austerity and the conviviality of Colonel Clancy. There is
		also some joke about the Vulture wearing bright-coloured clothes.</p>
		<p id="xi-p55">"But all these levities are scattered by what may well be called the
		note of a bugle. Behind the English camp and almost parallel to the
		river ran one of the few great roads of that district. Westward the
		road curved round towards the river, which it crossed by the bridge
		before mentioned. To the east the road swept backwards into the wilds,
		and some two miles along it was the next English outpost. From this
		direction there came along the road that evening a glitter and clatter
		of light cavalry, in which even the simple diarist could recognise with
		astonishment the general with his staff. He rode the great white horse
		which you have seen so often in illustrated papers and Academy
		pictures; and you may be sure that the salute they gave him was not
		merely ceremonial. He, at least, wasted no time on ceremony, but,
		springing from the saddle immediately, mixed with the group of
		officers, and fell into emphatic though confidential speech. What
		struck our friend the diarist most was his special disposition to
		discuss matters with Major Murray; but, indeed, such a selection, so
		long as it was not marked, was in no way unnatural. The two men were
		made for sympathy; they were men who `read their Bibles'; they were
		both the old Evangelical type of officer. However this may be, it is
		certain that when the general mounted again he was still talking
		earnestly to Murray; and that as he walked his horse slowly down the
		road towards the river, the tall Ulsterman still walked by his
		bridle-rein in earnest debate. The soldiers watched the two until they
		vanished behind a clump of trees where the road turned towards the
		river. The colonel had gone back to his tent, and the men to their
		pickets; the man with the diary lingered for another four minutes, and
		saw a marvellous sight.</p>
		<p id="xi-p56">"The great white horse which had marched slowly down the road, as it
		had marched in so many processions, flew back, galloping up the road
		towards them as if it were mad to win a race. At first they thought it
		had run away with the man on its back; but they soon saw that the
		general, a fine rider, was himself urging it to full speed. Horse and
		man swept up to them like a whirlwind; and then, reining up the reeling
		charger, the general turned on them a face like flame, and called for
		the colonel like the trumpet that wakes the dead.</p>
		<p id="xi-p57">"I conceive that all the earthquake events of that catastrophe
		tumbled on top of each other rather like lumber in the minds of men
		such as our friend with the diary. With the dazed excitement of a
		dream, they found themselves falling--literally falling--into their
		ranks, and learned that an attack was to be led at once across the
		river. The general and the major, it was said, had found out something
		at the bridge, and there was only just time to strike for life. The
		major had gone back at once to call up the reserve along the road
		behind; it was doubtful if even with that prompt appeal help could
		reach them in time. But they must pass the stream that night, and seize
		the heights by morning. It is with the very stir and throb of that
		romantic nocturnal march that the diary suddenly ends."</p>
		<p id="xi-p58">Father Brown had mounted ahead; for the woodland path grew smaller,
		steeper, and more twisted, till they felt as if they were ascending a
		winding staircase. The priest's voice came from above out of the
		darkness.</p>
		<p id="xi-p59">"There was one other little and enormous thing. When the general
		urged them to their chivalric charge he half drew his sword from the
		scabbard; and then, as if ashamed of such melodrama, thrust it back
		again. The sword again, you see."</p>
		<p id="xi-p60">A half-light broke through the network of boughs above them,
		flinging the ghost of a net about their feet; for they were mounting
		again to the faint luminosity of the naked night. Flambeau felt truth
		all round him as an atmosphere, but not as an idea. He answered with
		bewildered brain: "Well, what's the matter with the sword? Officers
		generally have swords, don't they?"</p>
		<p id="xi-p61">"They are not often mentioned in modern war," said the other
		dispassionately; "but in this affair one falls over the blessed sword
		everywhere."</p>
		<p id="xi-p62">"Well, what is there in that?" growled Flambeau; "it was a
		twopence-coloured sort of incident; the old man's blade breaking in his
		last battle. Anyone might bet the papers would get hold of it, as they
		have. On all these tombs and things it's shown broken at the point. I
		hope you haven't dragged me through this Polar expedition merely
		because two men with an eye for a picture saw St Clare's broken
		sword."</p>
		<p id="xi-p63">"No," cried Father Brown, with a sharp voice like a pistol shot;
		"but who saw his unbroken sword?"</p>
		<p id="xi-p64">
		"What do you mean?" cried the other, and stood still
		under the stars. They had come abruptly out of the grey gates of the
		wood.</p>
		<p id="xi-p65">"I say, who saw his unbroken sword?" repeated Father Brown
		obstinately. "Not the writer of the diary, anyhow; the general sheathed
		it in time."</p>
		<p id="xi-p66">Flambeau looked about him in the moonlight, as a man struck blind
		might look in the sun; and his friend went on, for the first time with
		eagerness:</p>
		<p id="xi-p67">"Flambeau," he cried, "I cannot prove it, even after hunting through
		the tombs. But I am sure of it. Let me add just one more tiny fact that
		tips the whole thing over. The colonel, by a strange chance, was one of
		the first struck by a bullet. He was struck long before the troops came
		to close quarters. But he saw St Clare's sword broken. Why was it
		broken? How was it broken? My friend, it was broken before the
		battle."</p>
		<p id="xi-p68">"Oh!" said his friend, with a sort of forlorn jocularity; "and pray
		where is the other piece?"</p>
		<p id="xi-p69">"I can tell you," said the priest promptly. "In the northeast corner
		of the cemetery of the Protestant Cathedral at Belfast."</p>
		<p id="xi-p70">"Indeed?" inquired the other. "Have you looked for it?"</p>
		<p id="xi-p71">"I couldn't," replied Brown, with frank regret. "There's a great
		marble monument on top of it; a monument to the heroic Major Murray,
		who fell fighting gloriously at the famous Battle of the Black
		River."</p>
		<p id="xi-p72">Flambeau seemed suddenly galvanised into existence. "You mean," he
		cried hoarsely, "that General St Clare hated Murray, and murdered him
		on the field of battle because--"</p>
		<p id="xi-p73">"You are still full of good and pure thoughts," said the other. "It
		was worse than that."</p>
		<p id="xi-p74">"Well," said the large man, "my stock of evil imagination is used
		up."</p>
		<p id="xi-p75">The priest seemed really doubtful where to begin, and at last he
		said again:</p>
		<p id="xi-p76">"Where would a wise man hide a leaf? In the forest."</p>
		<p id="xi-p77">The other did not answer.</p>
		<p id="xi-p78">"If there were no forest, he would make a forest. And if he wished
		to hide a dead leaf, he would make a dead forest."</p>
		<p id="xi-p79">There was still no reply, and the priest added still more mildly and
		quietly:</p>
		<p id="xi-p80">"And if a man had to hide a dead body, he would make a field of dead
		bodies to hide it in."</p>
		<p id="xi-p81">Flambeau began to stamp forward with an intolerance of delay in time
		or space; but Father Brown went on as if he were continuing the last
		sentence:</p>
		<p id="xi-p82">"Sir Arthur St Clare, as I have already said, was a man who read his
		Bible. That was what was the matter with 
		<i>him</i>. When will people understand that it is useless for a man to
		read his Bible unless he also reads everybody else's Bible? A printer
		reads a Bible for misprints. A Mormon reads his Bible, and finds
		polygamy; a Christian Scientist reads his, and finds we have no arms
		and legs. St Clare was an old Anglo-Indian Protestant soldier. Now,
		just think what that might mean; and, for Heaven's sake, don't cant
		about it. It might mean a man physically formidable living under a
		tropic sun in an Oriental society, and soaking himself without sense or
		guidance in an Oriental Book. Of course, he read the Old Testament
		rather than the New. Of course, he found in the Old Testament anything
		that he wanted--lust, tyranny, treason. Oh, I dare say he was honest,
		as you call it. But what is the good of a man being honest in his
		worship of dishonesty?</p>
		<p id="xi-p83">"In each of the hot and secret countries to which the man went he
		kept a harem, he tortured witnesses, he amassed shameful gold; but
		certainly he would have said with steady eyes that he did it to the
		glory of the Lord. My own theology is sufficiently expressed by asking
		which Lord? Anyhow, there is this about such evil, that it opens door
		after door in hell, and always into smaller and smaller chambers. This
		is the real case against crime, that a man does not become wilder and
		wilder, but only meaner and meaner. St Clare was soon suffocated by
		difficulties of bribery and blackmail; and needed more and more cash.
		And by the time of the Battle of the Black River he had fallen from
		world to world to that place which Dante makes the lowest floor of the
		universe."</p>
		<p id="xi-p84">"What do you mean?" asked his friend again.</p>
		<p id="xi-p85">"I mean 
		<i>that</i>," retorted the cleric, and suddenly pointed at a puddle
		sealed with ice that shone in the moon. "Do you remember whom Dante put
		in the last circle of ice?"</p>
		<p id="xi-p86">"The traitors," said Flambeau, and shuddered. As he looked around at
		the inhuman landscape of trees, with taunting and almost obscene
		outlines, he could almost fancy he was Dante, and the priest with the
		rivulet of a voice was, indeed, a Virgil leading him through a land of
		eternal sins.</p>
		<p id="xi-p87">The voice went on: "Olivier, as you know, was quixotic, and would
		not permit a secret service and spies. The thing, however, was done,
		like many other things, behind his back. It was managed by my old
		friend Espado; he was the bright-clad fop, whose hook nose got him
		called the Vulture. Posing as a sort of philanthropist at the front, he
		felt his way through the English Army, and at last got his fingers on
		its one corrupt man--please God!--and that man at the top. St Clare was
		in foul need of money, and mountains of it. The discredited family
		doctor was threatening those extraordinary exposures that afterwards
		began and were broken off; tales of monstrous and prehistoric things in
		Park Lane; things done by an English Evangelist that smelt like human
		sacrifice and hordes of slaves. Money was wanted, too, for his
		daughter's dowry; for to him the fame of wealth was as sweet as wealth
		itself. He snapped the last thread, whispered the word to Brazil, and
		wealth poured in from the enemies of England. But another man had
		talked to Espado the Vulture as well as he. Somehow the dark, grim
		young major from Ulster had guessed the hideous truth; and when they
		walked slowly together down that road towards the bridge Murray was
		telling the general that he must resign instantly, or be
		court-martialled and shot. The general temporised with him till they
		came to the fringe of tropic trees by the bridge; and there by the
		singing river and the sunlit palms (for I can see the picture) the
		general drew his sabre and plunged it through the body of the
		major."</p>
		<p id="xi-p88">The wintry road curved over a ridge in cutting frost, with cruel
		black shapes of bush and thicket; but Flambeau fancied that he saw
		beyond it faintly the edge of an aureole that was not starlight and
		moonlight, but some fire such as is made by men. He watched it as the
		tale drew to its close.</p>
		<p id="xi-p89">"St Clare was a hell-hound, but he was a hound of breed. Never, I'll
		swear, was he so lucid and so strong as when poor Murray lay a cold
		lump at his feet. Never in all his triumphs, as Captain Keith said
		truly, was the great man so great as he was in this last world-despised
		defeat. He looked coolly at his weapon to wipe off the blood; he saw
		the point he had planted between his victim's shoulders had broken off
		in the body. He saw quite calmly, as through a club window-pane, all
		that must follow. He saw that men must find the unaccountable corpse;
		must extract the unaccountable sword-point; must notice the
		unaccountable broken sword--or absence of sword. He had killed, but not
		silenced. But his imperious intellect rose against the facer--there was
		one way yet. He could make the corpse less unaccountable. He could
		create a hill of corpses to cover this one. In twenty minutes eight
		hundred English soldiers were marching down to their death."</p>
		<p id="xi-p90">The warmer glow behind the black winter wood grew richer and
		brighter, and Flambeau strode on to reach it. Father Brown also
		quickened his stride; but he seemed merely absorbed in his tale.</p>
		<p id="xi-p91">"Such was the valour of that English thousand, and such the genius
		of their commander, that if they had at once attacked the hill, even
		their mad march might have met some luck. But the evil mind that played
		with them like pawns had other aims and reasons. They must remain in
		the marshes by the bridge at least till British corpses should be a
		common sight there. Then for the last grand scene; the silver-haired
		soldier-saint would give up his shattered sword to save further
		slaughter. Oh, it was well organised for an impromptu. But I think (I
		cannot prove), I think that it was while they stuck there in the bloody
		mire that someone doubted--and someone guessed."</p>
		<p id="xi-p92">
		He was mute a moment, and then said: "There is a voice
		from nowhere that tells me the man who guessed was the lover ... the
		man to wed the old man's child."</p>
		<p id="xi-p93">"But what about Olivier and the hanging?" asked Flambeau.</p>
		<p id="xi-p94">"Olivier, partly from chivalry, partly from policy, seldom
		encumbered his march with captives," explained the narrator. "He
		released everybody in most cases. He released everybody in this
		case.</p>
		<p id="xi-p95">"Everybody but the general," said the tall man.</p>
		<p id="xi-p96">"Everybody," said the priest.</p>
		<p id="xi-p97">Flambeau knit his black brows. "I don't grasp it all yet," he
		said.</p>
		<p id="xi-p98">"There is another picture, Flambeau," said Brown in his more
		mystical undertone. "I can't prove it; but I can do more--I can see it.
		There is a camp breaking up on the bare, torrid hills at morning, and
		Brazilian uniforms massed in blocks and columns to march. There is the
		red shirt and long black beard of Olivier, which blows as he stands,
		his broad-brimmed hat in his hand. He is saying farewell to the great
		enemy he is setting free--the simple, snow-headed English veteran, who
		thanks him in the name of his men. The English remnant stand behind at
		attention; beside them are stores and vehicles for the retreat. The
		drums roll; the Brazilians are moving; the English are still like
		statues. So they abide till the last hum and flash of the enemy have
		faded from the tropic horizon. Then they alter their postures all at
		once, like dead men coming to life; they turn their fifty faces upon
		the general--faces not to be forgotten."</p>
		<p id="xi-p99">Flambeau gave a great jump. "Ah," he cried, "you don't mean--"</p>
		<p id="xi-p100">"Yes," said Father Brown in a deep, moving voice. "It was an English
		hand that put the rope round St Clare's neck; I believe the hand that
		put the ring on his daughter's finger. They were English hands that
		dragged him up to the tree of shame; the hands of men that had adored
		him and followed him to victory. And they were English souls (God
		pardon and endure us all!) who stared at him swinging in that foreign
		sun on the green gallows of palm, and prayed in their hatred that he
		might drop off it into hell."</p>
		<p id="xi-p101">As the two topped the ridge there burst on them the strong scarlet
		light of a red-curtained English inn. It stood sideways in the road, as
		if standing aside in the amplitude of hospitality. Its three doors
		stood open with invitation; and even where they stood they could hear
		the hum and laughter of humanity happy for a night.</p>
		<p id="xi-p102">"I need not tell you more," said Father Brown. "They tried him in
		the wilderness and destroyed him; and then, for the honour of England
		and of his daughter, they took an oath to seal up for ever the story of
		the traitor's purse and the assassin's sword blade. Perhaps--Heaven
		help them--they tried to forget it. Let us try to forget it, anyhow;
		here is our inn."</p>
		<p id="xi-p103">"With all my heart," said Flambeau, and was just striding into the
		bright, noisy bar when he stepped back and almost fell on the road.</p>
		<p id="xi-p104">"Look there, in the devil's name!" he cried, and pointed rigidly at
		the square wooden sign that overhung the road. It showed dimly the
		crude shape of a sabre hilt and a shortened blade; and was inscribed in
		false archaic lettering, "The Sign of the Broken Sword."</p>
		<p id="xi-p105">"Were you not prepared?" asked Father Brown gently. "He is the god
		of this country; half the inns and parks and streets are named after
		him and his story."</p>
		<p id="xi-p106">"I thought we had done with the leper," cried Flambeau, and spat on
		the road.</p>
		<p id="xi-p107">"You will never have done with him in England," said the priest,
		looking down, "while brass is strong and stone abides. His marble
		statues will erect the souls of proud, innocent boys for centuries, his
		village tomb will smell of loyalty as of lilies. Millions who never
		knew him shall love him like a father--this man whom the last few that
		knew him dealt with like dung. He shall be a saint; and the truth shall
		never be told of him, because I have made up my mind at last. There is
		so much good and evil in breaking secrets, that I put my conduct to a
		test. All these newspapers will perish; the anti-Brazil boom is already
		over; Olivier is already honoured everywhere. But I told myself that if
		anywhere, by name, in metal or marble that will endure like the
		pyramids, Colonel Clancy, or Captain Keith, or President Olivier, or
		any innocent man was wrongly blamed, then I would speak. If it were
		only that St Clare was wrongly praised, I would be silent. And I
		will."</p>
		<p id="xi-p108">They plunged into the red-curtained tavern, which was not only cosy,
		but even luxurious inside. On a table stood a silver model of the tomb
		of St Clare, the silver head bowed, the silver sword broken. On the
		walls were coloured photographs of the same scene, and of the system of
		wagonettes that took tourists to see it. They sat down on the
		comfortable padded benches.</p>
		<p id="xi-p109">"Come, it's cold," cried Father Brown; "let's have some wine or
		beer."</p>
		<p id="xi-p110">"Or brandy," said Flambeau.</p>
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<div1 title="XII. The Three Tools of Death" prev="xi" next="toc" id="xii">

		<p id="xii-p1">
		Both by calling and conviction Father Brown knew
		better than most of us, that every man is dignified when he is dead.
		But even he felt a pang of incongruity when he was knocked up at
		daybreak and told that Sir Aaron Armstrong had been murdered. There was
		something absurd and unseemly about secret violence in connection with
		so entirely entertaining and popular a figure. For Sir Aaron Armstrong
		was entertaining to the point of being comic; and popular in such a
		manner as to be almost legendary. It was like hearing that Sunny Jim
		had hanged himself; or that Mr Pickwick had died in Hanwell. For though
		Sir Aaron was a philanthropist, and thus dealt with the darker side of
		our society, he prided himself on dealing with it in the brightest
		possible style. His political and social speeches were cataracts of
		anecdotes and "loud laughter"; his bodily health was of a bursting
		sort; his ethics were all optimism; and he dealt with the Drink problem
		(his favourite topic) with that immortal or even monotonous gaiety
		which is so often a mark of the prosperous total abstainer.</p>
		<p id="xii-p2">The established story of his conversion was familiar on the more
		puritanic platforms and pulpits, how he had been, when only a boy,
		drawn away from Scotch theology to Scotch whisky, and how he had risen
		out of both and become (as he modestly put it) what he was. Yet his
		wide white beard, cherubic face, and sparkling spectacles, at the
		numberless dinners and congresses where they appeared, made it hard to
		believe, somehow, that he had ever been anything so morbid as either a
		dram-drinker or a Calvinist. He was, one felt, the most seriously merry
		of all the sons of men.</p>
		<p id="xii-p3">He had lived on the rural skirt of Hampstead in a handsome house,
		high but not broad, a modern and prosaic tower. The narrowest of its
		narrow sides overhung the steep green bank of a railway, and was shaken
		by passing trains. Sir Aaron Armstrong, as he boisterously explained,
		had no nerves. But if the train had often given a shock to the house,
		that morning the tables were turned, and it was the house that gave a
		shock to the train.</p>
		<p id="xii-p4">The engine slowed down and stopped just beyond that point where an
		angle of the house impinged upon the sharp slope of turf. The arrest of
		most mechanical things must be slow; but the living cause of this had
		been very rapid. A man clad completely in black, even (it was
		remembered) to the dreadful detail of black gloves, appeared on the
		ridge above the engine, and waved his black hands like some sable
		windmill. This in itself would hardly have stopped even a lingering
		train. But there came out of him a cry which was talked of afterwards
		as something utterly unnatural and new. It was one of those shouts that
		are horridly distinct even when we cannot hear what is shouted. The
		word in this case was "Murder!"</p>
		<p id="xii-p5">But the engine-driver swears he would have pulled up just the same
		if he had heard only the dreadful and definite accent and not the
		word.</p>
		<p id="xii-p6">The train once arrested, the most superficial stare could take in
		many features of the tragedy. The man in black on the green bank was
		Sir Aaron Armstrong's man-servant Magnus. The baronet in his optimism
		had often laughed at the black gloves of this dismal attendant; but no
		one was likely to laugh at him just now.</p>
		<p id="xii-p7">So soon as an inquirer or two had stepped off the line and across
		the smoky hedge, they saw, rolled down almost to the bottom of the
		bank, the body of an old man in a yellow dressing-gown with a very
		vivid scarlet lining. A scrap of rope seemed caught about his leg,
		entangled presumably in a struggle. There was a smear or so of blood,
		though very little; but the body was bent or broken into a posture
		impossible to any living thing. It was Sir Aaron Armstrong. A few more
		bewildered moments brought out a big fair-bearded man, whom some
		travellers could salute as the dead man's secretary, Patrick Royce,
		once well known in Bohemian society and even famous in the Bohemian
		arts. In a manner more vague, but even more convincing, he echoed the
		agony of the servant. By the time the third figure of that household,
		Alice Armstrong, daughter of the dead man, had come already tottering
		and waving into the garden, the engine-driver had put a stop to his
		stoppage. The whistle had blown and the train had panted on to get help
		from the next station.</p>
		<p id="xii-p8">Father Brown had been thus rapidly summoned at the request of
		Patrick Royce, the big ex-Bohemian secretary. Royce was an Irishman by
		birth; and that casual kind of Catholic that never remembers his
		religion until he is really in a hole. But Royce's request might have
		been less promptly complied with if one of the official detectives had
		not been a friend and admirer of the unofficial Flambeau; and it was
		impossible to be a friend of Flambeau without hearing numberless
		stories about Father Brown. Hence, while the young detective (whose
		name was Merton) led the little priest across the fields to the
		railway, their talk was more confidential than could be expected
		between two total strangers.</p>
		<p id="xii-p9">"As far as I can see," said Mr Merton candidly, "there is no sense
		to be made of it at all. There is nobody one can suspect. Magnus is a
		solemn old fool; far too much of a fool to be an assassin. Royce has
		been the baronet's best friend for years; and his daughter undoubtedly
		adored him. Besides, it's all too absurd. Who would kill such a cheery
		old chap as Armstrong? Who could dip his hands in the gore of an
		after-dinner speaker? It would be like killing Father Christmas."</p>
		<p id="xii-p10">"Yes, it was a cheery house," assented Father Brown. "It was a
		cheery house while he was alive. Do you think it will be cheery now he
		is dead?"</p>
		<p id="xii-p11">Merton started a little and regarded his companion with an enlivened
		eye. "Now he is dead?" he repeated.</p>
		<p id="xii-p12">"Yes," continued the priest stolidly, "
		<i>he</i> was cheerful. But did he communicate his cheerfulness?
		Frankly, was anyone else in the house cheerful but he?"</p>
		<p id="xii-p13">A window in Merton's mind let in that strange light of surprise in
		which we see for the first time things we have known all along. He had
		often been to the Armstrongs', on little police jobs of the
		philanthropist; and, now he came to think of it, it was in itself a
		depressing house. The rooms were very high and very cold; the
		decoration mean and provincial; the draughty corridors were lit by
		electricity that was bleaker than moonlight. And though the old man's
		scarlet face and silver beard had blazed like a bonfire in each room or
		passage in turn, it did not leave any warmth behind it. Doubtless this
		spectral discomfort in the place was partly due to the very vitality
		and exuberance of its owner; he needed no stoves or lamps, he would
		say, but carried his own warmth with him. But when Merton recalled the
		other inmates, he was compelled to confess that they also were as
		shadows of their lord. The moody man-servant, with his monstrous black
		gloves, was almost a nightmare; Royce, the secretary, was solid enough,
		a big bull of a man, in tweeds, with a short beard; but the
		straw-coloured beard was startlingly salted with grey like the tweeds,
		and the broad forehead was barred with premature wrinkles. He was
		good-natured enough also, but it was a sad sort of good-nature, almost
		a heart-broken sort--he had the general air of being some sort of
		failure in life. As for Armstrong's daughter, it was almost incredible
		that she was his daughter; she was so pallid in colour and sensitive in
		outline. She was graceful, but there was a quiver in the very shape of
		her that was like the lines of an aspen. Merton had sometimes wondered
		if she had learnt to quail at the crash of the passing trains.</p>
		<p id="xii-p14">
		"You see," said Father Brown, blinking modestly, "I'm
		not sure that the Armstrong cheerfulness is so very cheerful--for other
		people. You say that nobody could kill such a happy old man, but I'm
		not sure; 
		<i>ne nos inducas in tentationem</i>. If ever I murdered somebody," he
		added quite simply, "I dare say it might be an Optimist."</p>
		<p id="xii-p15">"Why?" cried Merton amused. "Do you think people dislike
		cheerfulness?"</p>
		<p id="xii-p16">"People like frequent laughter," answered Father Brown, "but I don't
		think they like a permanent smile. Cheerfulness without humour is a
		very trying thing."</p>
		<p id="xii-p17">They walked some way in silence along the windy grassy bank by the
		rail, and just as they came under the far-flung shadow of the tall
		Armstrong house, Father Brown said suddenly, like a man throwing away a
		troublesome thought rather than offering it seriously: "Of course,
		drink is neither good nor bad in itself. But I can't help sometimes
		feeling that men like Armstrong want an occasional glass of wine to
		sadden them."</p>
		<p id="xii-p18">Merton's official superior, a grizzled and capable detective named
		Gilder, was standing on the green bank waiting for the coroner, talking
		to Patrick Royce, whose big shoulders and bristly beard and hair
		towered above him. This was the more noticeable because Royce walked
		always with a sort of powerful stoop, and seemed to be going about his
		small clerical and domestic duties in a heavy and humbled style, like a
		buffalo drawing a go-cart.</p>
		<p id="xii-p19">He raised his head with unusual pleasure at the sight of the priest,
		and took him a few paces apart. Meanwhile Merton was addressing the
		older detective respectfully indeed, but not without a certain boyish
		impatience.</p>
		<p id="xii-p20">"Well, Mr Gilder, have you got much farther with the mystery?"</p>
		<p id="xii-p21">"There is no mystery," replied Gilder, as he looked under dreamy
		eyelids at the rooks.</p>
		<p id="xii-p22">"Well, there is for me, at any rate," said Merton, smiling.</p>
		<p id="xii-p23">"It is simple enough, my boy," observed the senior investigator,
		stroking his grey, pointed beard. "Three minutes after you'd gone for
		Mr Royce's parson the whole thing came out. You know that pasty-faced
		servant in the black gloves who stopped the train?"</p>
		<p id="xii-p24">"I should know him anywhere. Somehow he rather gave me the
		creeps."</p>
		<p id="xii-p25">"Well," drawled Gilder, "when the train had gone on again, that man
		had gone too. Rather a cool criminal, don't you think, to escape by the
		very train that went off for the police?"</p>
		<p id="xii-p26">"You're pretty sure, I suppose," remarked the young man, "that he
		really did kill his master?"</p>
		<p id="xii-p27">"Yes, my son, I'm pretty sure," replied Gilder drily, "for the
		trifling reason that he has gone off with twenty thousand pounds in
		papers that were in his master's desk. No, the only thing worth calling
		a difficulty is how he killed him. The skull seems broken as with some
		big weapon, but there's no weapon at all lying about, and the murderer
		would have found it awkward to carry it away, unless the weapon was too
		small to be noticed."</p>
		<p id="xii-p28">"Perhaps the weapon was too big to be noticed," said the priest,
		with an odd little giggle.</p>
		<p id="xii-p29">Gilder looked round at this wild remark, and rather sternly asked
		Brown what he meant.</p>
		<p id="xii-p30">"Silly way of putting it, I know," said Father Brown apologetically.
		"Sounds like a fairy tale. But poor Armstrong was killed with a giant's
		club, a great green club, too big to be seen, and which we call the
		earth. He was broken against this green bank we are standing on."</p>
		<p id="xii-p31">"How do you mean?" asked the detective quickly.</p>
		<p id="xii-p32">Father Brown turned his moon face up to the narrow façade of
		the house and blinked hopelessly up. Following his eyes, they saw that
		right at the top of this otherwise blind back quarter of the building,
		an attic window stood open.</p>
		<p id="xii-p33">"Don't you see," he explained, pointing a little awkwardly like a
		child, "he was thrown down from there?"</p>
		<p id="xii-p34">Gilder frowningly scrutinised the window, and then said: "Well, it
		is certainly possible. But I don't see why you are so sure about
		it."</p>
		<p id="xii-p35">Brown opened his grey eyes wide. "Why," he said, "there's a bit of
		rope round the dead man's leg. Don't you see that other bit of rope up
		there caught at the corner of the window?"</p>
		<p id="xii-p36">At that height the thing looked like the faintest particle of dust
		or hair, but the shrewd old investigator was satisfied. "You're quite
		right, sir," he said to Father Brown; "that is certainly one to
		you."</p>
		<p id="xii-p37">Almost as he spoke a special train with one carriage took the curve
		of the line on their left, and, stopping, disgorged another group of
		policemen, in whose midst was the hangdog visage of Magnus, the
		absconded servant.</p>
		<p id="xii-p38">"By Jove! they've got him," cried Gilder, and stepped forward with
		quite a new alertness.</p>
		<p id="xii-p39">"Have you got the money!" he cried to the first policeman.</p>
		<p id="xii-p40">The man looked him in the face with a rather curious expression and
		said: "No" Then he added: "At least, not here."</p>
		<p id="xii-p41">"Which is the inspector, please?" asked the man called Magnus.</p>
		<p id="xii-p42">When he spoke everyone instantly understood how this voice had
		stopped a train. He was a dull-looking man with flat black hair, a
		colourless face, and a faint suggestion of the East in the level slits
		in his eyes and mouth. His blood and name, indeed, had remained
		dubious, ever since Sir Aaron had "rescued" him from a waitership in a
		London restaurant, and (as some said) from more infamous things. But
		his voice was as vivid as his face was dead. Whether through exactitude
		in a foreign language, or in deference to his master (who had been
		somewhat deaf), Magnus's tones had a peculiarly ringing and piercing
		quality, and the whole group quite jumped when he spoke.</p>
		<p id="xii-p43">"I always knew this would happen," he said aloud with brazen
		blandness. "My poor old master made game of me for wearing black; but I
		always said I should be ready for his funeral."</p>
		<p id="xii-p44">And he made a momentary movement with his two dark-gloved hands.</p>
		<p id="xii-p45">"Sergeant," said Inspector Gilder, eyeing the black hands with
		wrath, "aren't you putting the bracelets on this fellow; he looks
		pretty dangerous."</p>
		<p id="xii-p46">"Well, sir," said the sergeant, with the same odd look of wonder, "I
		don't know that we can."</p>
		<p id="xii-p47">"What do you mean?" asked the other sharply. "Haven't you arrested
		him?"</p>
		<p id="xii-p48">A faint scorn widened the slit-like mouth, and the whistle of an
		approaching train seemed oddly to echo the mockery.</p>
		<p id="xii-p49">"We arrested him," replied the sergeant gravely, "just as he was
		coming out of the police-station at Highgate, where he had deposited
		all his master's money in the care of Inspector Robinson."</p>
		<p id="xii-p50">Gilder looked at the man-servant in utter amazement. "Why on earth
		did you do that?" he asked of Magnus.</p>
		<p id="xii-p51">"To keep it safe from the criminal, of course," replied that person
		placidly.</p>
		<p id="xii-p52">"Surely," said Gilder, "Sir Aaron's money might have been safely
		left with Sir Aaron's family."</p>
		<p id="xii-p53">The tail of his sentence was drowned in the roar of the train as it
		went rocking and clanking; but through all the hell of noises to which
		that unhappy house was periodically subject, they could hear the
		syllables of Magnus's answer, in all their bell-like distinctness: "I
		have no reason to feel confidence in Sir Aaron's family."</p>
		<p id="xii-p54">
		All the motionless men had the ghostly sensation of
		the presence of some new person; and Merton was scarcely surprised when
		he looked up and saw the pale face of Armstrong's daughter over Father
		Brown's shoulder. She was still young and beautiful in a silvery style,
		but her hair was of so dusty and hueless a brown that in some shadows
		it seemed to have turned totally grey.</p>
		<p id="xii-p55">"Be careful what you say," said Royce gruffly, "you'll frighten Miss
		Armstrong."</p>
		<p id="xii-p56">"I hope so," said the man with the clear voice.</p>
		<p id="xii-p57">As the woman winced and everyone else wondered, he went on: "I am
		somewhat used to Miss Armstrong's tremors. I have seen her trembling
		off and on for years. And some said she was shaking with cold and some
		she was shaking with fear, but I know she was shaking with hate and
		wicked anger--fiends that have had their feast this morning. She would
		have been away by now with her lover and all the money but for me. Ever
		since my poor old master prevented her from marrying that tipsy
		blackguard--"</p>
		<p id="xii-p58">"Stop," said Gilder very sternly. "We have nothing to do with your
		family fancies or suspicions. Unless you have some practical evidence,
		your mere opinions--"</p>
		<p id="xii-p59">"Oh! I'll give you practical evidence," cut in Magnus, in his
		hacking accent. "You'll have to subpoena me, Mr Inspector, and I shall
		have to tell the truth. And the truth is this: An instant after the old
		man was pitched bleeding out of the window, I ran into the attic, and
		found his daughter swooning on the floor with a red dagger still in her
		hand. Allow me to hand that also to the proper authorities." He took
		from his tail-pocket a long horn-hilted knife with a red smear on it,
		and handed it politely to the sergeant. Then he stood back again, and
		his slits of eyes almost faded from his face in one fat Chinese
		sneer.</p>
		<p id="xii-p60">Merton felt an almost bodily sickness at the sight of him; and he
		muttered to Gilder: "Surely you would take Miss Armstrong's word
		against his?"</p>
		<p id="xii-p61">Father Brown suddenly lifted a face so absurdly fresh that it looked
		somehow as if he had just washed it. "Yes," he said, radiating
		innocence, "but is Miss Armstrong's word against his?"</p>
		<p id="xii-p62">The girl uttered a startled, singular little cry; everyone looked at
		her. Her figure was rigid as if paralysed; only her face within its
		frame of faint brown hair was alive with an appalling surprise. She
		stood like one of a sudden lassooed and throttled.</p>
		<p id="xii-p63">"This man," said Mr Gilder gravely, "actually says that you were
		found grasping a knife, insensible, after the murder."</p>
		<p id="xii-p64">"He says the truth," answered Alice.</p>
		<p id="xii-p65">The next fact of which they were conscious was that Patrick Royce
		strode with his great stooping head into their ring and uttered the
		singular words: "Well, if I've got to go, I'll have a bit of pleasure
		first."</p>
		<p id="xii-p66">His huge shoulder heaved and he sent an iron fist smash into
		Magnus's bland Mongolian visage, laying him on the lawn as flat as a
		starfish. Two or three of the police instantly put their hands on
		Royce; but to the rest it seemed as if all reason had broken up and the
		universe were turning into a brainless harlequinade.</p>
		<p id="xii-p67">"None of that, Mr Royce," Gilder had called out authoritatively. "I
		shall arrest you for assault."</p>
		<p id="xii-p68">"No, you won't," answered the secretary in a voice like an iron
		gong, "you will arrest me for murder."</p>
		<p id="xii-p69">Gilder threw an alarmed glance at the man knocked down; but since
		that outraged person was already sitting up and wiping a little blood
		off a substantially uninjured face, he only said shortly: "What do you
		mean?"</p>
		<p id="xii-p70">"It is quite true, as this fellow says," explained Royce, "that Miss
		Armstrong fainted with a knife in her hand. But she had not snatched
		the knife to attack her father, but to defend him."</p>
		<p id="xii-p71">"To defend him," repeated Gilder gravely. "Against whom?"</p>
		<p id="xii-p72">"Against me," answered the secretary.</p>
		<p id="xii-p73">Alice looked at him with a complex and baffling face; then she said
		in a low voice: "After it all, I am still glad you are brave."</p>
		<p id="xii-p74">"Come upstairs," said Patrick Royce heavily, "and I will show you
		the whole cursed thing."</p>
		<p id="xii-p75">The attic, which was the secretary's private place (and rather a
		small cell for so large a hermit), had indeed all the vestiges of a
		violent drama. Near the centre of the floor lay a large revolver as if
		flung away; nearer to the left was rolled a whisky bottle, open but not
		quite empty. The cloth of the little table lay dragged and trampled,
		and a length of cord, like that found on the corpse, was cast wildly
		across the windowsill. Two vases were smashed on the mantelpiece and
		one on the carpet.</p>
		<p id="xii-p76">"I was drunk," said Royce; and this simplicity in the prematurely
		battered man somehow had the pathos of the first sin of a baby.</p>
		<p id="xii-p77">"You all know about me," he continued huskily; "everybody knows how
		my story began, and it may as well end like that too. I was called a
		clever man once, and might have been a happy one; Armstrong saved the
		remains of a brain and body from the taverns, and was always kind to me
		in his own way, poor fellow! Only he wouldn't let me marry Alice here;
		and it will always be said that he was right enough. Well, you can form
		your own conclusions, and you won't want me to go into details. That is
		my whisky bottle half emptied in the corner; that is my revolver quite
		emptied on the carpet. It was the rope from my box that was found on
		the corpse, and it was from my window the corpse was thrown. You need
		not set detectives to grub up my tragedy; it is a common enough weed in
		this world. I give myself to the gallows; and, by God, that is
		enough!"</p>
		<p id="xii-p78">At a sufficiently delicate sign, the police gathered round the large
		man to lead him away; but their unobtrusiveness was somewhat staggered
		by the remarkable appearance of Father Brown, who was on his hands and
		knees on the carpet in the doorway, as if engaged in some kind of
		undignified prayers. Being a person utterly insensible to the social
		figure he cut, he remained in this posture, but turned a bright round
		face up at the company, presenting the appearance of a quadruped with a
		very comic human head.</p>
		<p id="xii-p79">"I say," he said good-naturedly, "this really won't do at all, you
		know. At the beginning you said we'd found no weapon. But now we're
		finding too many; there's the knife to stab, and the rope to strangle,
		and the pistol to shoot; and after all he broke his neck by falling out
		of a window! It won't do. It's not economical." And he shook his head
		at the ground as a horse does grazing.</p>
		<p id="xii-p80">Inspector Gilder had opened his mouth with serious intentions, but
		before he could speak the grotesque figure on the floor had gone on
		quite volubly.</p>
		<p id="xii-p81">"And now three quite impossible things. First, these holes in the
		carpet, where the six bullets have gone in. Why on earth should anybody
		fire at the carpet? A drunken man lets fly at his enemy's head, the
		thing that's grinning at him. He doesn't pick a quarrel with his feet,
		or lay siege to his slippers. And then there's the rope"--and having
		done with the carpet the speaker lifted his hands and put them in his
		pocket, but continued unaffectedly on his knees--"in what conceivable
		intoxication would anybody try to put a rope round a man's neck and
		finally put it round his leg? Royce, anyhow, was not so drunk as that,
		or he would be sleeping like a log by now. And, plainest of all, the
		whisky bottle. You suggest a dipsomaniac fought for the whisky bottle,
		and then having won, rolled it away in a corner, spilling one half and
		leaving the other. That is the very last thing a dipsomaniac would
		do."</p>
		<p id="xii-p82">
		He scrambled awkwardly to his feet, and said to the
		self-accused murderer in tones of limpid penitence: "I'm awfully sorry,
		my dear sir, but your tale is really rubbish."</p>
		<p id="xii-p83">"Sir," said Alice Armstrong in a low tone to the priest, "can I
		speak to you alone for a moment?"</p>
		<p id="xii-p84">This request forced the communicative cleric out of the gangway, and
		before he could speak in the next room, the girl was talking with
		strange incisiveness.</p>
		<p id="xii-p85">"You are a clever man," she said, "and you are trying to save
		Patrick, I know. But it's no use. The core of all this is black, and
		the more things you find out the more there will be against the
		miserable man I love."</p>
		<p id="xii-p86">"Why?" asked Brown, looking at her steadily.</p>
		<p id="xii-p87">"Because," she answered equally steadily, "I saw him commit the
		crime myself."</p>
		<p id="xii-p88">"Ah!" said the unmoved Brown, "and what did he do?"</p>
		<p id="xii-p89">"I was in this room next to them," she explained; "both doors were
		closed, but I suddenly heard a voice, such as I had never heard on
		earth, roaring `Hell, hell, hell', again and again, and then the two
		doors shook with the first explosion of the revolver. Thrice again the
		thing banged before I got the two doors open and found the room full of
		smoke; but the pistol was smoking in my poor, mad Patrick's hand; and I
		saw him fire the last murderous volley with my own eyes. Then he leapt
		on my father, who was clinging in terror to the window-sill, and,
		grappling, tried to strangle him with the rope, which he threw over his
		head, but which slipped over his struggling shoulders to his feet. Then
		it tightened round one leg and Patrick dragged him along like a maniac.
		I snatched a knife from the mat, and, rushing between them, managed to
		cut the rope before I fainted."</p>
		<p id="xii-p90">"I see," said Father Brown, with the same wooden civility. "Thank
		you."</p>
		<p id="xii-p91">As the girl collapsed under her memories, the priest passed stiffly
		into the next room, where he found Gilder and Merton alone with Patrick
		Royce, who sat in a chair, handcuffed. There he said to the Inspector
		submissively:</p>
		<p id="xii-p92">"Might I say a word to the prisoner in your presence; and might he
		take off those funny cuffs for a minute?"</p>
		<p id="xii-p93">"He is a very powerful man," said Merton in an undertone. "Why do
		you want them taken off?"</p>
		<p id="xii-p94">"Why, I thought," replied the priest humbly, "that perhaps I might
		have the very great honour of shaking hands with him."</p>
		<p id="xii-p95">Both detectives stared, and Father Brown added: "Won't you tell them
		about it, sir?"</p>
		<p id="xii-p96">The man on the chair shook his tousled head, and the priest turned
		impatiently.</p>
		<p id="xii-p97">"Then I will," he said. "Private lives are more important than
		public reputations. I am going to save the living, and let the dead
		bury their dead."</p>
		<p id="xii-p98">He went to the fatal window, and blinked out of it as he went on
		talking.</p>
		<p id="xii-p99">"I told you that in this case there were too many weapons and only
		one death. I tell you now that they were not weapons, and were not used
		to cause death. All those grisly tools, the noose, the bloody knife,
		the exploding pistol, were instruments of a curious mercy. They were
		not used to kill Sir Aaron, but to save him."</p>
		<p id="xii-p100">"To save him!" repeated Gilder. "And from what?"</p>
		<p id="xii-p101">"From himself," said Father Brown. "He was a suicidal maniac."</p>
		<p id="xii-p102">"
		<i>What?</i>" cried Merton in an incredulous tone. "And the Religion of
		Cheerfulness--"</p>
		<p id="xii-p103">"It is a cruel religion," said the priest, looking out of the
		window. "Why couldn't they let him weep a little, like his fathers
		before him? His plans stiffened, his views grew cold; behind that merry
		mask was the empty mind of the atheist. At last, to keep up his
		hilarious public level, he fell back on that dram-drinking he had
		abandoned long ago. But there is this horror about alcoholism in a
		sincere teetotaler: that he pictures and expects that psychological
		inferno from which he has warned others. It leapt upon poor Armstrong
		prematurely, and by this morning he was in such a case that he sat here
		and cried he was in hell, in so crazy a voice that his daughter did not
		know it. He was mad for death, and with the monkey tricks of the mad he
		had scattered round him death in many shapes--a running noose and his
		friend's revolver and a knife. Royce entered accidentally and acted in
		a flash. He flung the knife on the mat behind him, snatched up the
		revolver, and having no time to unload it, emptied it shot after shot
		all over the floor. The suicide saw a fourth shape of death, and made a
		dash for the window. The rescuer did the only thing he could--ran after
		him with the rope and tried to tie him hand and foot. Then it was that
		the unlucky girl ran in, and misunderstanding the struggle, strove to
		slash her father free. At first she only slashed poor Royce's knuckles,
		from which has come all the little blood in this affair. But, of
		course, you noticed that he left blood, but no wound, on that servant's
		face? Only before the poor woman swooned, she did hack her father
		loose, so that he went crashing through that window into eternity."</p>
		<p id="xii-p104">There was a long stillness slowly broken by the metallic noises of
		Gilder unlocking the handcuffs of Patrick Royce, to whom he said: "I
		think I should have told the truth, sir. You and the young lady are
		worth more than Armstrong's obituary notices."</p>
		<p id="xii-p105">"Confound Armstrong's notices," cried Royce roughly. "Don't you see
		it was because she mustn't know?"</p>
		<p id="xii-p106">"Mustn't know what?" asked Merton.</p>
		<p id="xii-p107">"Why, that she killed her father, you fool!" roared the other. "He'd
		have been alive now but for her. It might craze her to know that."</p>
		<p id="xii-p108">"No, I don't think it would," remarked Father Brown, as he picked up
		his hat. "I rather think I should tell her. Even the most murderous
		blunders don't poison life like sins; anyhow, I think you may both be
		the happier now. I've got to go back to the Deaf School."</p>
		<p id="xii-p109">As he went out on to the gusty grass an acquaintance from Highgate
		stopped him and said:</p>
		<p id="xii-p110">"The Coroner has arrived. The inquiry is just going to begin."</p>
		<p id="xii-p111">"I've got to get back to the Deaf School," said Father Brown. "I'm
		sorry I can't stop for the inquiry."</p>
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